"MISSED CONNECTION"

I WAS AT THE CRACKER BARREL WITH HOWARD, MY DWARF TOP,AND MY 95 YEAR OLD MOTHER--HAVING THE THURSDAY "TURKY N DRESSING" LUNCH SPECIAL. YOU WERE THE NEW & HANDSOME YOUNG WAITER WHO BROUGHT THE YELLOW PAGES FOR HIM TO SIT ON WHEN HIS TOP'S PRIDE MADE HIM REFUSE THE BOOSTER SEAT. YOU ARE ABOUT 18, BLOND, AND "ATHLETIC", MUCH LIKE MY HANDSOME TWIN GRANDSONS. I WOULD LOVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THEM!!! THE THREE OF US COULD HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME--MAYBE DISNEY,OR PUTT-PUTT GOLF. MY DAUGHTER DOESN'T BRING THEM AROUND MUCH (LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE),,BUT I KEEP THEIR PICTURES ON OUR FRIDGE & IN MY WALLET. I CAN SHOW YOU NEXT TIME--I DON'T THINK YOU SAW MY "WINK" TO SHOW I AM "INTERESTED"(IN "FRIENDSHIP" ONLY!!),,AND I WAS SAD WHEN IT TURNED OUT YOU WEREN'T OUR WAITER AFTER ALL BUT INSTEAD THE HEFTY OLD BROAD SERVED US AFTER YOU TOOK OUR DRINKS ORDER.REALLY "MISSED" YOU AFTER OUR SHORT GREETINGS...MUST BE TOUGH SERVING THE PUBLIC THESE DAYS,W/ SO MANY RUDE PEOPLE. I REALLY AND TRULY "RESPECT" YOU DOING SUCH A HARD JOB. GLAD I RETIRED FROM INSURANCE SALES BACK IN '08. STILL GIVES ME ENOUGH $$$ TO "SPOIL" SPECIAL FRIENDS..LOL. YOUR EYES ARE SO BLUE AND "MANLY"...I AM SURE YOU GET ALL THE GIRLS.. I WANTED TO GIVE YOU MY NUMBER BUT MY MOTHER WAS FUSSING SO MUCH TO TAKE HER HOME AND CHANGE HER COLOSTOMY BAG THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GET DESSERT,SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT AS A INSULT TO YOU PERSONALLY THAT I DID NOT SAY GOODBYE...WE WILL BE BACK NEXT THURSDAY...I LEFT MY # WITH YOUR MANAGER TO PASS ALONG TO YOU IN CASE YOU WANT A PERSONAL APOLOGY FOR OUR LEAVING W/O A PROPER "GOODBYE"...I WILL BE HAPPY TO BRING A GIFT TO COMPENSATE...LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU, BLESS,BILL BILLTAYLOR@AOL.COM