Patrick WIlson's Ass

Nowhere near as impressive as his cock and body.

Nice pecs too.

stinky link r2

Wow, he's really aged. I like him better with lighter, more blonde hair.

he's one of the great beauties of the world

what is the pic at op from?

Why hasn't been cast as Zaza in a movie-musical version of La Cage aux Folles?

Because they didn't make a movie-musical of La Cage Aux Folles r7. Hard to be cast when the don't make the movie.

Patrick is not the type of guy you bone but the type you make sweet intense love to

His ass was the best part of Little Children.

It made an impression on my face!

He even showed his tremendous ass in 'Watchmen!"

I remember a decade ago Patrick Wilson was huge on DL.

There's very little talk about him here nowadays.

Still beautiful for such an otherwise “white bread”-looking guy.

more (a lot more) of Patrick Wilson's ass

He sings like an angel, but he's still boring.

He aged. Sad.

From Angels in America:

Loved him since Hard Candy...mmmmmm.

R19 imagine a Patrick Wilson cock pop flavored with his jizz :)

How about just his actual cock and butt? What is the flavor?

Tremendous.

An absolutely first rate ass. It's hard to believe he's not a professional athlete.

Didn’t he play football in high school?

I'd like to make an impression on his ass and chest... with my tongue.

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He was pretty open about getting hair transplants. I guess hair transplants can fall out too (?)

Should check him out in the 2005 film Little Children. In his prime. Good sweaty sex scene with Kate Winslet.

r28 see r15

Is he cut or uncut?

He appears to be cut based on the brief view of his cock on the beach in 'Angels in America'.

He's from Florida. He's cut like every other American man his age.

His ass tastes like Angel Food Cake and Rotisserre Chicken and Fried Potatoes and Raspberry Cordial and Peanut Butter cookies and all the good things

Sounds like a Willy Wonka gum!

[quote]He's from Florida. He's cut like every other American man his age.

Actually, Patrick Wilson was born in Virginia. So that's probably where he was snipped.

But you are right that the circ rate for boys in the 1970's was very high everywhere, particularly for white males.

He seems to have fizzled big time after the hopes of so many people who put their money on him.

He had all the ingredients for major accomplishments and stardom but now he's just another middle aged aging handsome actor treading water.

Still a lucky break in a hit TV show isn't out of the question.

Well he's #3 in Aquaman, which is going to be huge. He won't be going back to tv, as he had a horrible experience with it.

What was the horrible experience, R37?

Well I take it back, r38, he did Fargo (where he was one of the leads) after The Gifted Man (where he was The Lead). With The Gifted Man, there were a lot of creative differences, and being the lead, it was a very exhausting schedule. Then they were yanking his chain around regarding if the series was going to be picked up or not (where he could've worked on something else instead of holding for the pick up).

And BTW, that ass is beautiful in person. And he knows it.

I've always thought he was one of the screen's great beauties. He is totally my type, and he has a lot of charm. i think he might not have enough edge or mystery for him to have been a much bigger star, but he has had a good career. He might have blossomed more if he played rolls that went against his clean cut wholesome looks -- I suppose he did that to some degree with Hard Candy -- but he could have done some of those movies like Gylenhaal did, that show the creepiness under the surface. Than again, he's had a career a lot of people would love.

Thanks, R39. What does his ass look like in person, and how do you know he knows it?

[quote] I suppose he did that to some degree with Hard Candy -- but he could have done some of those movies like Gylenhaal did, that show the creepiness under the surface

He also did that to some degree in the pedophile film with Ellen Page, but there his character used “his type” to lure girls.

r51, it's like two plump volleyballs proudly affixed to his meaty thighs. He has no problem changing trou in front of a whole crew, and when I mentioned to him that his ass is famous in the gay community, he shyly smirked. He's actually even more appealing in person- looks more like a young Paul Newman with his startling blue eyes. Super smart, super funny guy who has a strange love for Broadway (dancing and singing) AND Heavy Metal (has a band with his brother). I think he's going to find his niche playing the clean cut bad guy.

Thanks, R43.

Hes one of my fav actors and sis so good in the James Wan movies.

Sis.

I think he's stunning... especially so in his prime. He's a good actor too! He should do more interesting stuff on Broadway.

Newman-esque

Someone on here must've seen his cock when the lighting mistake happened in Full Monty on bway and his cock was shown! We want details!

I've seen a bootleg of Full Monty, R49. You can't see it very well, but you can tell it is surprisingly long. You couldn't see the details, but you could see the profile, and it was very very impressive.

Thanks 50. could you tell the cut/uncut status?

There's a gif of it out there, r50.

[quote]I suppose he did that to some degree with Hard Candy -- but he could have done some of those movies like Gylenhaal did, that show the creepiness under the surface

[quote]He also did that to some degree in the pedophile film with Ellen Page, but there his character used “his type” to lure girls.

Oh, dear.

You can not tell if he is cut or uncut in the Full Monty clip, but it is clear that is big. It swings.

He appears to be cut based on the beach scene in 'Angels in America'.

I saw him in Barefoot in the Park on Broadway. The audience did not laugh one the entire evening. Either the director purposely killed every laugh or it is the worst aged comedy in history.

To echo others, every self-respecting gay must watch Little Children for the glorious shots of Wilson's meaty, thrusting ass in the sex scenes with Kate Winslet. One of the great ass displays on film. Jack-off material for the ages.

I'd suck him off

His ass was the best part of Little Children.

We know he's married with kids but do you think he's EVER strayed to the other side? Not even once???

I think Patrick is one of the few actors who has never had any rumors about him on DL.

[quote] He should do more interesting stuff on Broadway

Zaza in La Cage aux Folles.

I'm friends with a couple who live in the same town in NJ as Patrick Wilson. They've told me he's a total doll - lovely, down to earth and just a regular guy. His wife, however, is not well-liked. BITCH.

[quote]every self-respecting gay must watch Little Children for the glorious shots of Wilson's meaty, thrusting ass in the sex scenes with Kate Winslet.

Please. You've seen one ass, you've seen them all.

[quote]Nowhere near as impressive as his cock and body.

Link to his cock, please.

No one has mentioned that he was on a recent episode of the Other Two as an Andy Cohen guest who Cary kind of hits on.

I'm more impressed by all the hair he has now.

[quote] Please. You've seen one ass, you've seen them all.

Cocks are not all that attractive to me, yet asses are each unique. I think Patrick’s ass is outstanding.

His ass wants my dick.

[quote]Cocks are not all that attractive to me

You sure you're gay?

Cocks are BEAUTIFUL and oh so sexy. Maybe you're looking at the wrong ones.

Cock is what being gay is all about. Everyone's got an ass.

During Aquaman I had the biggest boner when Black Manta or Patrick Wilson appeared. After the film I had go and bone my boyfriend hard

He looks good in tight jeans.

Something very Paul Newman cool hand Luke about him here.

He is perfect

More Patrick please.

I remember a decade ago when Patrick Wilson was one of the most popular topics on DL. There used to be so many threads about him.

But I guess he lost his popularity here when he turned out to be an ordinary straight guy who got married to a woman and had 2 kids.

1. what do we know about his cock? (there was famous malfunction on Bway with The Full Monty where the lights didn't go off. SOMEONE on DL must've been in the audience!

2. What's his hair secret? He was very balding back in his San Diego days. Transplants? Topik? pieces?

R79, there are a couple grainy pics from 'The Full Monty' days, but it's hard to see much.

The best views of his cock have been posted here in the past. You can see his cock hanging down briefly in the bare ass scene he did on the beach in 'Angels in America'. Looks Cut.

Here, R79:

I think the ascendency of Chris Pratt really helped nail the coffin shut on Patrick Wilson’s career. And while the horror franchise has been good for him it didn’t elevate his attraction level any.

Wow R81! Thank you!

Slightly different set of screencaps from 'Angels in America'.

Patrick Wilson is a very sexy and beautiful man.

I hope r82 is the last place we ever see Patrick Wilson's name in the same sentence as that reichtard tool's.

He will get his oscar. Chris Pratt can suck off Jesus' cock for consolement

Full Monty:

Gif of Patrick's brief cock shot in 'Angels in America':

sexy whore

If you slow it down or cap it, you can almost see his hole.

[quote]what do we know about his cock? (there was famous malfunction on Bway with The Full Monty where the lights didn't go off. SOMEONE on DL must've been in the audience!

Yes, dear. That's why it was discussed in multiple posts above, but apparently your attention is too tasked to scroll through 75 posts. 🙄

Yum yum. I want to eat that ass like baby jesus snortin down cocaine

Full Monty:

It was too bad that he was wearing his armor the whole time in Aquaman, he was so jacked and meaty- his thighs and lats were huge.

Look at the end of the video and you can see his noodle waving in the wind.

Patrick thrusting:

Seriously yummy!

It does not look like he and Kate are faking it. Did Ivan her but good?

That should say did he bone her but good

Kate Winslet is a lucky bitch:

I’ve always wanted his white ass.

We all do R102.

Patrick bare-assed with the cast of Full Monty:

shiitt the fattie could get it

Another gif of Patrick's cock:

#beauty

No dear R101, I had to kiss homo Leo lazy tongue a gazillion times, and also had to let Harv glide his hairy naked body all over me.

How well can you do you got an award or two

He's one of those perfect men

[quote] I want to eat that ass like baby jesus snortin down cocaine

YOU BASTARD! You made me snort Coke Zero out of my nose when I read that! LOL LOL LOL

r111 my work is done here then 😋

Thanks to this thread I went on a Patrick clip hunt last night. Thanks hookers!

More Patrick:

He’s so gorgeous I want to smack him. He’s also a good actor and I support his decision to flash his ass whenever necessary. I want him to do his next movie pantsless.

Patrick and cutie Scott Foley are brothers-in-law, having each married one of the Dominczyk sisters, though the hubbies have aged better than their wives.

The Dominczyk sisters are a couple of harridans.

I'd love to go on one of their brother in law bonding trips (that they have in my mind)

An odd actor. He's got a great body, a nice face, and a beautiful voice, and he's a decent actor, too. But he just doesn't have "it" on camera. he just has not been able to make it as a box office star, although he would seem to have all the ingredients to be one.

I'm glad he's found a good niche for himself in quality horror films.

R119, yeah, Patrick is very hot (and used to be huge on DL back in the 'Angels in America' days).

But I think it's just that as with so many other actors, he lacks that star quality, that charisma that is required. He's a handsome man, but maybe he's too bland.

There is NO WAY his character would have fucked Lena Dunham in Girls. He was sooooo far out of Hannah's league it's not funny. Purely an aspirational fantasy for Ms. Dunham.

R121- I was just going to say the same thing. Even that HOWDY DOODY guy she dated on GIRLS was out of her league. It was just a fantasy for heavy girls.

Ah, Scott Foley and Patrick Wilson in the same room. A dream team. Scott was once a guilty pleasure of mine. BDF for miles, that one.

[quote] He's a handsome man, but maybe he's too bland.

I think that’s precisely it: he’s too vanilla and the roles where he excels are either those of plain vanilla American men or playing a twist on such men (a gay Mormon lawyer or a suburban pedophile). Where he doesn’t play such roles (for example in The Phantom of the Opera) he doesn’t seem credible. His all-American good looks actually impose a believability limit beyond which he cannot expand in the view of an audience. Thus he doesn’t have that star power or charisma. Even Gary Cooper and Jimmy Stewart had qualities that went against their apparent wholesomeness that gave them that “it” quality. They were able to against the grain to create something beyond what’s expected of them. Patrick is too vanilla for that despite his talent.

I wish he were co-starring with Scott Foley in The New Scott Foley Programme instead of that reprehensible woman. I watched one episode and was done. Not even Scott Foley can get me to watch something that bad.

They would make great gay spies.

They were all in this movie together, but they mixed and matched the couples onscreen so if you know who's married in real life (like I did) it was hard to follow

Patrick in "Watchmen":

He gained at least 20 pounds for that Watchmen role. Odd thing is that in person, he has charisma in spades.

Have you met him, R128?

Oh yesss..... I've been working with him for years.

All that weight he gained in Watchmen went right to his ass, god bless

R128 SPILL

R128, describe what his ass looks like in person please.

R127 my mouth is watering

It's luscious. Meaty. Dense. It's actually meatier than when he was on The Full Monty (thanks to AQ). I really can't disclose too much, as I'll be working with him again.

You get to see his ass how many times a week, r135? His dong?

Well when I'm on a job with him, during the business week. But jobs are years apart. No dong.

Jeeze I am surprised you didn't get an autograph of that ass

Or a buttprint on paper.

Can you put a spycam in his shower?

r140 Pointed dongward.

Glad to see Watchmen finally mentioned. It certainly had its flaws, but I love it anyway. Lots of eye candy: Matthew Goode and Jeffrey Dean Morgan at his absolute hottest as the swaggering Comedian.

Watchmen is the only super hero movie directed by Zach Snider that I actually like.

Patrick Wilson is pure Daddy goals. I want to spread those thick thighs apart and work on his daddy meat. And then spend hours chowing down on that huge butt. His butt is AMAZING

R144 is 59 years old.

R56 Barefoot in the Park has aged horribly. Modern audiences recognize it as the sad story that it is, but people in the sixties had a different view of what love should be and what a marriage is. Nobody in the sixties would have ever imagined that relationship ending in divorce after the play ends, but it’s pretty obvious to modern audiences that a paring that chaotic and unfit can only end in tears and at best heartbreak.

[quote] Patrick Wilson is pure Daddy goals.

Goals?