Let's give Hope Hicks a make up tutorial, shall we?

Oh dear! She is letting herself go.

She has a hard face, like she smokes. She would fit right in sitting in front of a slot machine in Las Vegas.

Well, I'd recommend a lighter color or sheer lipstick. The thick lipstick accentuates the wrinkles in her lips when she purses them.

She has a great head of hair if it is all hers, that is. Giving Maria Shriver a run for her $

Kerri Russell (who has to be 10-15 years older) in a wig, would be perfect in the inevitable movie.

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R6, THIS is considered appropriate work attire in the White House these days? Why am I even surprised?

So the stupid media is acting like she left a month ago but her ass is still in the WH to give Trump his daily bj's, what type of bs is that? Is the wife beater still around?

Does Cheeto require everyone to use orange bronzer?

She needs to scrub her face. Apply moisturizer with sunblock. A tiny bit of concealer. Lightly fill in any bare spots in brows with a pencil. Mascara. A soft rose colored moisturizing lipstick. Same shade on cheeks. That is all. Out the door in 5 minutes.

As for that hair, donate the hot rollers to Goodwill. Lose the highlights and deep condition weekly. Get a modern, flattering haircut.

Her face and hair scream 80s and make her look at least 20 years older than she is.

Does she smoke? She looks 50 years old here. But not a bad 50.

According to the Daily Mail she heads to the office around 11am or noon everyday, so yeah, not such a bad gig for the past month. Still doesn't explain going to work looking like a cheap hooker, but I guess that's her not giving a crap anymore. For a former model, she really doesn't know how to dress or do her makeup at all. She looks like a much skinnier and much sluttier version of the Huckabeast.

Why is she going to the office? She’s been canned.

Hope hooks.

I guess she wears things that are easy to take off for her work quickies.

The thigh highs are poorly fitted. They make her legs look chunky as they strain over the too tightly fitting rims of the boots.

It's so weird that a modern woman willingly wears prostitute gear to work as though she's trying to make some sort of a statement in the most chaotic White House known in modernity.

I do wonder if she is still seeing Porter. She's been enough of dumb fuck bunny during the campaign and WH, so, yeah, I still expect the stupid, dumb bunny to still have extensive sexual ties to the Trump WH that keep her beholden, unless Mueller offers her an out so she can practice her harsh wiles elsewhere.

Those boots! Why?

Where I come from, ladies wouldn't be caught dead wearing bright-red lipstick before 8:00p -

She’s getting the face she deserves for working for the traitor

She was so beautiful when young but has a mean-looking face now.

I don't know a single woman under 60 who wears a full face of makeup to the office.

It's just so very strange how she so quickly and wholeheartedly dove into Trump's "political" universe, though her only experience in PR was through Ivanka's "fashion" corp. She is the most unqualified to ever get where she is and, we the public, can pretty much understand it was nepotism and fucking Donald J. Trump's favorites, the married with four children Lewandowski with whom she had a public blow out close to Trump Tower so everyone and their mother knew about their tacky extramarital affairs.

The best tail that little 'ol Corey ever had is all she will be known for to Trump.

CUT that hair. It might work on an 18 year old but no more. Up to the breast if not the collarbone, and the brassy highlights gotta go. An editorial bob, longish, far more professional. She has good hair, but she is no princess at her age. chop chop!

No more bronzer, blush and foundation. Sheer BB cream, concealer, light gloss. No more hard eyeliner. We know your eyes are there, Hope.

The whore boots and bare legs are horrible, especially because she has dude legs. Did she play soccer? Professional in the WH would be monochromatic tights and boots together. She doesn't have pretty or ladylike legs but she looks like she could kick a dent in a garbage can.

I read she used to model so she must know better on some level, the mistakes are adding up. But if she is full of Trump sperm she is probably not thinking clearly.

Why is she still going to the WH? Give Trump his daily hand job? Or is she wired and gathering info for Mueller?

She needs to do something about those eyebrows.

Oh My, you bitches are harsh!

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Well y'all I been trying for like ever to try and give Hope some tips for beauty and how to not dress like a big whore, but she's just so arrogant cuz she won't listen!

The person in one of the older threads who compared her to a Nagel had it right.

Not sure who talked her into those highlights - wow! It’s like she used sun in on her own.