Are they going to fuck it up by tacking a resurrection on the end?
Excuse me! Excuse me, Mr. NBC! I'll have you know I played Mary Magdalene in the Simi Valley Playhouse production of "Jesus Christ Superstar!" The reporter from The Ventura County Weekly Shopper said my performance of "I Don't Know How to Love Him" brought tears to his eyes!!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 27, 2018 2:51 AM |
This is going to be a big shitshow.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 27, 2018 3:00 AM |
Will they all becoming out on stage naked at the end or will they be pixelated? That was supposed to be a big deal in 1970. Hippies liked nudity and saw flaccid penis' in a non-sexual way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 27, 2018 3:06 AM |
There is no nudity in 'Jesus Christ superstar,' you ninny.
You're thinking of 'Hair,' and that nude scene is at the beginning of Act II with the 'Hare Krishna' song.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 27, 2018 3:17 AM |
I just want to see John Legend's phat ass
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 27, 2018 3:24 AM |
It’s odd they’re doing a show that denies Jesus’ divinity on Easter.
They’re going to change the ending.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 27, 2018 3:49 AM |
John Legend plays Jesus and Alice Cooper plays Herod. Here's the cast:
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 27, 2018 4:54 AM |
Ooh, look at all the nude actors, R3!
Oh, wait. There aren't any.
You stupid git.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 27, 2018 4:56 AM |
Ooh, look at all the nude actors, [R3]!
Oh, wait. There aren't any, AGAIN.
You stupid git.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 27, 2018 4:57 AM |
I wanna see legends schlong...
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 27, 2018 5:13 AM |
r4 You're half right. The nudity comes at the end of Act I,with the song "Where Do I Go?"
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 27, 2018 5:13 AM |
Jesus's big butt is DIVINE!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 27, 2018 5:14 AM |
[quote]Are they going to fuck it up by tacking a resurrection on the end?
My favorite production of it, at a small regional theatre, ended with a solar eclipse behind the crucifixion. Dude's dead!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 27, 2018 5:15 AM |
Actually, it was in the finale "Let the Sun Shine In" in most productions.
The one I saw in 1980 did it for the "trip" scene, and did "Let the Sun Shine In" with coats and snow falling. It was good, too.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 27, 2018 5:17 AM |
Gossip about the 2008 production's nude scene:
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 27, 2018 5:19 AM |
This is what I saw in a 1980 college production:
Adelaide: The original production of HAIR had the cast members getting under this parachute-like-piece of fabric during the song, which had slits cut in it. They’d undress under the fabric and then stand up through the slits and sing. I
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 27, 2018 5:20 AM |
Wow, that took no time at all for this thread about NBC's Jesus Christ Superstar production to get highjacked by people wanting to talk about stage dick in Hair instead. Well done horny bitches!
Meanwhile, I'm looking forward to Sara Bareilles as Mary Magdalene. Woman's got some pipes.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 27, 2018 5:25 AM |
Enjoy it, R17. Derailing threads on here is like playing foosball for straights.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 27, 2018 5:31 AM |
Oh, I do, R18. I've been around here a looong time, and random thread drift is a treasured part of the experience. I was just impressed with the speed of the flip, and also hoping to see some more on-topic discussion, as JCS the concept album was kind of big a part of my teen-age gayling musical development.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 27, 2018 5:43 AM |
Yes, right. Back to JCS.
I saw a rock concert no-sets version as a preteen and loved it.
Here's a wacky version I just found on YouTube, with Rik Mayall as Herod.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 27, 2018 5:53 AM |
The movie version of JCS featured future porn star Paul Thomas as Peter, and Patti LuPone's brother as James.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 27, 2018 5:58 AM |
The perfectly cast Alice Cooper will reprise his cameo as Herod:
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 27, 2018 6:01 AM |
Movie Peter's peter, for those yearning for the HAIRy dicks
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 27, 2018 6:08 AM |
This 2000 film version; the opening song looks like a gay brunch with that one Debbie Downer (Judas; Jerome Pradon, who is kinda hot).
The Jesus in this film looks retro gay porny, too.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 27, 2018 6:10 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 27, 2018 6:18 AM |
Please not John Legend with his baby face. Hugh Jackman even.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 27, 2018 6:24 AM |
Are the rightwing nutbags having a fit over a Black Jesus?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 27, 2018 6:33 AM |
Oh great, now Chrissy Teigen is going to think she's either an angel or a saint, because it's always all about her.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 27, 2018 6:59 AM |
I just won’t be able to get Chrissie Teigen out of my head. I’ll be thinking about her recipes or something.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 27, 2018 7:05 AM |
JCS never denied Jesus divinity. It always worked great for both believers and atheists. The creators were atheists but took great care no to offend Christians. And it always fit well with easter. No change necessary.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 27, 2018 7:08 AM |
My older sister took me to see the original Sydney production in the early 1970s. Sitting behind us were three nuns and at the end one of them said 'Well that was very good but it's a shame they didn't show the Resurrection'.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 27, 2018 9:36 AM |
Alice Cooper? No thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 27, 2018 10:07 AM |
Who gets to sing "Day By Day"?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 27, 2018 10:53 AM |
Did the Jesus from all those clips (I think his name was Glenn Carter) ever get beamed up by the aliens? He was a part of some UFO cult or something.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 27, 2018 11:00 AM |
John Legend's voice is too weak for Gethsamane.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 27, 2018 12:25 PM |
John Legend doesn’t have the high notes for any of it. He’s singing them all in falsetto. Why was he cast?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 27, 2018 4:10 PM |
r37, see r5 for the answer to your question.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 27, 2018 4:23 PM |
The Judas in that clip R24, was such a vocal wreck that he was fired during rehearsals for the Broadway move in 2000. The Jesus was very bland and boring but the replacement Judas was pretty great if a boy bandish.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 27, 2018 4:31 PM |
WIll this be on Broadway HD or Netflix later? I want to see Norm Lewis, but don't want to watch this show live on Easter.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 30, 2018 4:09 PM |
Of course because the religious right has take over politics, we have to see this Jesus shit everywhere
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 30, 2018 4:14 PM |
R37, he was cast because he’s John Legend.
Duh
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 30, 2018 4:15 PM |
They should have gotten Air Supply for this. Does anybody remember Air Supply?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 30, 2018 4:27 PM |
Technically, Godspell doesn't have a resurrection either.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 30, 2018 4:27 PM |
I love John Legend and frankly I don't care if his vocal skills are not up to DL's high standards.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 30, 2018 4:50 PM |
It's too bad they'll probably be wearing loose-fitting clothing. I'd love to see Norm Lewis's (charter member of the BBDC) VPL.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 31, 2018 12:49 AM |
I'm there with you R46 - had a crush on Norm forever
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 31, 2018 4:24 PM |
Pilate and Herod are so often played as caftan queens. Nice to hear Alice Cooper butch it up!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 31, 2018 5:33 PM |
It stars John Legend. It's already fucked up.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 31, 2018 5:49 PM |
I want to see this.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | April 1, 2018 8:15 PM |
That means nothing to me R42.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | April 3, 2018 2:40 AM |
Jesus was white.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | April 3, 2018 2:41 AM |
It isn't one of my favorites but was very good overall. Orchestra and lighting were great. Damning with faint praise, but far superior to all of the other live musicals that have been staged on TV over the last several years.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | April 3, 2018 2:59 AM |
The constant, manic screaming from the audience every time John Legend would walk across the stage was driving me nuts. I couldn't get through the entire thing.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | April 3, 2018 10:57 AM |
Would have been much better without the screaming audience
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 3, 2018 11:33 AM |
[quote]Jesus was white.
The odds of this being true are pretty low given when Jesus was purported to have been born, where he was born, and who his mother was said to have been.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 3, 2018 12:31 PM |
The Trump nuts are already complaining about this show.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | April 3, 2018 12:48 PM |
Eden Espinosa’s interesting performance on I Don’t Know to Love Him. At 3:00 she made it her own,
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 7, 2018 4:12 AM |