Ralph Fiennes

Massive, trashy pussyhound...lots of sleazy stories about his hound-dog behavior.

He used to be incredibly sexy, with that dark edge that turns a lot of people on. But he clearly never wanted to be a matinee idol, especially after The English Patient. So he went for stage work and character roles, and made no effort to hold onto his looks, et voilà.

He's a legitimately good actor, so I'm sure he'll be around until he dies, but it's a shame he let himself go like that.

Great actor. See The End of The Affair, Quiz Show and of course Schindler's List. Was is and always will be sexy. He wasn't some hunk just an intriguingly beautiful man. He still is.

He's a notorious sex addict. Only recently he visited a cheap brothel in London, didn't have the money on him and was escorted to a cash point by one of the brothel workers to ensure they got the cash.

I bet he's familiar with antibiotics.

Great actor though.

He's still sexy.

He famously screwed some Qantas flight attendant while she was 'on the job' 20,000 feet in the sky some years back. I understand she had a bit a 'reputation' herself.

Love his acting. His performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.

He’s retired from acting

I think he looks great for his late 50s. I'd do him.

[quote]is performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.

And probably closer to his real life than any other part he's played.

Where did he say he’s retiring? He has 3 projects coming up.

Daniel Day-Lewis is retiring from acting, not Ralph Fiennes.

I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

I don't care if he's cash-poor pussyhound - he can do no wrong in my eyes since THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL. One of my favorite performances ever.

Middle aged women loved him, it’s not surprising he goes the ho route, at least for privacy.

It’s like how Alan Rickman was inch a lovely man to his coworkers but was downright rude to his hoards of female fans who wanted the Sheriff of Nottingham to have his way with them.

[quote] I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

How dare someone at the gym be scrawny! Only beefy men are allowed to go the gym--isn't that what's it's for?

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

I’ve been wondering about him lately. Thought now that he’s in his mid-fifties the pussyhound in him would’ve calmed down but as r3’s linked story illustrates, it hasn’t.

Is there any more gossip about him? Any revealing interviews he’s done? I’m curious to know what his personality is like irl. Intense? Boring? Shy? Does he have any hobbies? Any friends?

Yes, I remember the incident with the flight attendant. She was fired for fucking him in the bathroom. Everyone knew what was going on in there. She later sold the story to some tabloid. She said he didn't use a condom. The irony is that he was flying to India or some other country for a AIDS awareness event!!!

He has appeared nude on stage. He probably has herpes by now. That's why he goes to whore houses. gross.

[quote]I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

His body looked quite nice in A Bigger Splash. Surprisingly so.

Anyone wanting to see a lot of Ralph, aside from A Bigger Splash (which is pretty terrible) should see out the early 1990's Peter Greenaway film The Baby of Macon. Ralph was a a lot young and you get to see lots.

R1, losing his hair is letting himself go? What else could he do? I think he looks pretty good in OP’s photo.

I would have given Ralph a "full release" massage for free. How humiliating to have to go to a cash machine with the paps in tow, (You know those bitches called them in advance).

Great actor

Masterful work in Schindler’s List . Superb actor all around. The nudity in A Bigger Splash was jaw dropping considering he’s in his 50s. Hope he’s finally able to nab an Oscar one day.

I can never remember if he's Liam Neeson or not.

....

I read somewhere he married Alex K. because they had been together for a very long time. He wasn't too thrilled about it, but he caved in. Then she wanted to have children and that's when he drew the line.

If he's that much of a manwhore, I wonder if he ever lets guys get him off when he can't find any pussy. You know, because a hole's a hole.

He's totally fuckable for a man in his 50s but he probably doesn't have much longer to get all the tail he can before he should think about settling down so he'll have the benefit of a reliable sex partner and someone to basically be his nurse in his senior years. Linked film clip is from The Duchess (2008).

I still want to know what he's like irl. On set and such.

oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.

Wasn't there a rumor that he had an affair with Andy Cohen?!?

Interesting thought, r31.

I liked his brother better for his looks back in the day but Joseph is beyond recognizable now as the same fellow who played Will Shakespeare. I can understand why Offred had to suppress her disgust every time he touched her in The Handmaids Tale. Ralph is the better actor though. Great in The English Patient and Schindlers List. He really nailed the banality of evil in that one.

R33

Apparently his brother had an accident and he had to get surgery to reconstruct his face.

I'm laughing because he looks like every hot Daddy you might have met at The Anvil located in a grimey part of Manhattan known as the Meatpacking District back in the late seventies and early eighties. Back when they actually packed MEAT.

R34 when? his brother is fug, his eyes are too close together.

he drinks A LOT! who knows what/who he fucks when he's drunk.

He has major mummy issues.

Is his brother in the Handmaid’s Tale?

Yes.

R36

So it wasn't his face, it was his lips:

[quote]He took up rock-climbing after playing a mountaineer in Killing Me Softly, and half-killed himself trying to surf 15ft waves in Australia while filming The Great Raid in 2002. He ripped his lip off in a brutal wipe-out, requiring a graft from his earlobe to reconstruct it - the reason he's now rarely clean-shaven in photographs

He's a sex addict and doesn't seem to care that much how his hook ups look. He also said that he likes armpit hair (on women) when interviewed by Andy Cohen.

R18 What was he like nude on stage? Is he hung? Uncircumcised?

Has his brother held onto his looks better?

Big deal. He likes sex. Stop all the pearl clutching.

Has always been hideous looking, with those reptilian eyes.

R42 watch a Bigger Splash. He’s nude full frontal for like 5 minutes. The scene is dark but you can clearly see everything. And he looked well hung.

R45 Was he uncut?

What about the bush, R45? Hope it’s nice and thick.

Seems sleazy as a person but as an actor he's excellent. Loved him in The Grand Budapest Hotel and he elevated the bland Quiz Show. Very nice to look at in that.

But how on earth was he landed with the surname Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?

He is still sexy as hell. I think he's gotten better with age, and I usually don't like older men. Hugh Laurie is another one; he got sexier as he got older.

[quote]oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.

It starts just right.

r48 Is he circumcised or is he foreskin just pulled back?

He shows peen in Red Dragon (directed by Brett Ratner). His look was very hot then, around the same time he did the horrid Maid in Manhattan with JLo.

Ralph has exquisitely beautiful features. Very un-Hollywood that he didn't bother to get plugs or some type of fake hair like 50-75++% of Hollywood. Must be a true stage thespian at heart.

I know google net worths don't mean much, but his is surprisingly low at 20mil. Contemporary Gary Oldman's is 40mil.

he looks cut to me but who cares?

Ralph has a large cock & shows it off in Red Dragon & The Baby of Macon. It’s too bad he never had kids with Alex Kingston, their offspring would have been gorgeous.

Well, this recent interview (linked) is quite illuminating.

The poster above who said he has “major mummy issues” was right! I still think he’s quite compelling and sounds likable in person (though probably not as much if you’re a woman). The good looks and that meaty cock make up for a lot of faults.

Huuuuuuuuge fan of Ralph. Massively talented actor. Still so handsome. Perfectly dashing in English Patient. SOOOOO fucking funny in Grand Budapest Hotel. Just love him (and no, troll, I'm not his "agent")

His face has deep nasolabial folds(?) But his handsome, fine features can pull it off.

I thought he was fantastic in BUDAPEST HOTEL and in BIGGER SPLASH. Very versatile actor.

A boy’s best friend is his mother

r62 Damn straight!

So are rumours of him swinging both ways true? I have found that men who are hung, addicted to sex, and/or narcissists might not be bi so much, but will let a guy blow them. It's a form of showing off and being worshipped, I suspect.

He seems REALLY into pussy, r64, but here’s the clip of him talking to Andy Cohen about pubic hair preferences that someone mentioned upthread and Andy says he’s seen Ralph’s bush in person so maybe you can determine for yourself whether it was a mutually sexual situation or what.

I do wonder if he’s a narcissist and if so, to what degree, now that you mention it.

He used to be so beautiful....

No one has mentioned the old DL rumour about his alleged s/m relationship with Angelina Jolie back in the day yet? You bitches are slipping!

He and Tilda Swinton have an amazing chemistry in "A Bigger Splash."

He was a beautiful successful British actor and you have to ask if he's a narcissist?

He wouldn't be human if he wasn't.

He and Francesca Annis left their spouses for each other. She was 18 years old than he and they were together for over 10 years. Definitely has mummy issues.

^Annis got him in his prime years when he wasn't so twinky. Lucky!

Well r67 do tell!

Ralph Fiennes and Alex Kingston were one of those couples that cohabit for ages then marry and divorce in a matter of minutes. Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt come to mind as another such couple.

I remember him saying "I didn't become an actor to appear on magazine covers".

Another rumor was that after he got with Francesca Annis, he grew tired of her and started up with her daughter Charlotte.

The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has [bold]consensual[/bold] sex with his partners.

Joseph is into darker women. He hit on my lesbian Pacific Islander neighbour in a pub when he was filming in Australia.

R74 - He's serving young Bradley Cooper realness in that photo!

He's lipless. It's amazing he has a penis.

If he is such pussyhound where is the dirt on him in the MeToo era?

Has he played "gay"?

- I mean in the movies.

Again, r80, it’s consensual sex. He’s always been extremely attractive and charismatic. Women are glad to fuck him even if he goes through them like Kleenex. These days he appears to have sworn off relationships altogether and probably pays for sex just to avoid the hassle of wooing and then breaking up with women.

[quote] The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has consensual sex with his partners.

Wha? I have never heard anything like this about Joseph Fiennes.

Details please.

Well?

Also interested in the rumours about Joseph Fiennes. Please come back and spill R67

Sorry meant R76

Google search:

site:agcwebpages.com Fiennes

(you can specify “Joseph Fiennes” or “Ralph Fiennes” if you’re only interested in one or the other) and the links to the various blind item rumors should come up. Then do a Find In Page search for Fiennes to jump to the pertinent blind item.

From what I recall: JF is alleged to have violently raped an actress (she never went public with an accusation for fear of losing her career) and his own career has been lackluster because of it, as European distributors who know and like the actress refuse to distribute any projects he’s in (good for them, I say). JF is married but treats his wife like shit in public, and of course cheats on her. He also finally got a TV show several years ago and when it was canceled he freaked out and tried to fuck every producer he could to see if he could get the show saved (unsurprisingly, this did not work). He sounds like a total shit.

The rumors about RF have been totally mild by comparison: he’s a pussyhound and a cheater but doesn’t seem to have the violent and emotionally abusive qualities of his younger bro. You do have to wonder how their parents produced two sons who are so misogynistic. Hopefully the other four siblings are more upstanding human beings.

Meh

Oh god he's looking like a non- equity Tevya there. That's pretty bad. Where did the nose come from?

Well he got to be beautiful at some point in his life which is more than most of us get.

And in Hollywood a pussyhound and cheater is pretty benign.

Thanks for that, R87.

Although that Joseph rape blind comes from CDAN, so I'm not sure how seriously we should take it. Isn't Enty known for making stuff up out of whole cloth?

So Handmaid's tale is a perfect fit for JF.

JF is so unattractive in THT. It makes Luke all the cuter.

R92, I actually find the commander disturbingly hot, but then I like dominant daddy types.

I think the show is playing with BDSM tropes with that character and his relationship with Offred but the producers would never admit it of course.

haha in r88's pic Ralph only requires a long pipe and a cone shaped hat to complete his garden gnome look. he's still hot if he grooms himself like in r3's link. those blue cut glass eyes remain striking.

I never saw his brother's appeal. Bland brown too-close-together eyes and brown hair, mediocre acting. Oh and the whole violent rape thing. I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted and his career really did just plunge into oblivion when he was otherwise poised, thanks to Shakespeare In Love, to be the next Colin Firth or Hugh Grant or whatever.

[quote] I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted

Which blind item did you read? The CDAN one just said the woman was in the industry and well known/liked by European film distributors; it didn't even specify that she was an actress. Could have been a publicist or producer.

I read a blind on Ralph back in the day...he and Liam Neeson were running buddies for a while. Then Liam married Natasha Richardson. I never heard rumors about Ralph's orientation. Just about his mile high adventure with said flight attendant. Big ole cock with lots of smegma...he also had problems staying hard.

I thought Joseph was cuter. He was semi nude in KILLING ME SOFTLY & THE DARWIN AWARDS with Winona Ryder. Had a sort of sexy otter thing going on. I thought that both movies sucked, especially the former.

Do he and Ralph have the same father?? I don't see a resemblance at all....

Yes, R96, they are full brothers, although I agree they don't look it. Ralph is nearly a decade older than Joseph.

I've heard varying things about Ralph's sexuality. OTOH, it's obvious that he is indeed slutty with women. But I've read blinds that say he also likes to hook up with young men, especially if they are black or Latino.

He is a known sex addict so it wouldn't be surprising at all if he's into men too. I mean there were even rumours about him and Andy Cohen 😂. R97

r95, it was Kristin Scott Thomas. same blind item.

I'm not completely clear on the BI that r96 and others here have interpreted to mean RF's got smegma. IIRC, it said something about how he doesn't get completely hard, yes, and added something that may have just referred to dribbly ejaculate, à la this other BI:

[quote]Thanks to a friend in the theatre, a Mole was given the chance to interview a fine British luvvie for his college newspaper, way back in 2003, and was promised ten minutes after the show with the great man. But who was it? Enjoying the play (Ibsen's 'Brand' in Haymarket), the Mole nipped backstage to thank his friend at the interval, to be confronted by the sight of the thespian ushering an usherette urgently into his dressing room during the ten minute break, trousers already tented at an angle. Surely not? In a ten minute break? With an usherette? When said thesp was already famously involved with a much-older (and willing to turn a blind eye to her priapic beau) actress? He managed to do the deed with five minutes to spare, emerging from the room with a grin on his face and actually zipping up his fly like a cad in a seventies porno. The play resumed and the Mole enjoyed the second act greatly, laughing continuously. Laughing at the famously grim Ibsen. During a play about a man witnessing the death of his wife and child... But what could be so funny? The Mole, from his seat on the front row, could see copious amounts of spunk littering the front of the great man's trousers and glowing heartily in the spotlights, like slug trails on a sunbaked patio. Ralph Fiennes

[quote]18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#3** This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a very hit streaming show seems to be like his character on the show and is a real a-hole. He goes to massage places here in LA and forces the women to have sex with them. If they don't he threatens to call to get them deported. Joseph Fiennes ("The Handmaid's Tale")

R20, you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.

Are you people believing gossip that Fiennes raped Kristin Scott Thomas?

Yes, r102. I believe it. To clarify, Joseph is the alleged rapist. Ralph is a Lothario but there is no indication that he rapes women like his shitstain of a brother does.

Thanks for the suggestion r101. I recently saw A Bigger Splash and was waiting patiently for a payoff (namely RF’s big dick) and couldn’t bloody enjoy it because SPOILER ALERT his character gets bloody drowned in a very close up graphic scene and it’s ...a total downer way to cap off a relatively pointless film. Isn’t Sunshine about multiple generations of a Jewish family before, during and after the Holocaust? RF sure gravitates towards the heavy material.

The sole source for these Joseph rape rumours is CDAN, a site known for making things up out of whole cloth.

Bump

What happened to his faret faced brother?

He was just Emmy nominated for his work on Handmaid's Tale.

^ the brother, not Ralph.

his brother is fug. eyes are too close together.

Joseph Fiennes was hot as fuck in Killing Me Softly, and while the movie is a piece of shit, the sex scenes with Joseph and Heather Graham were hot!

RF stars in Antony & Cleopatra at the National in London. I’m looking forward to seeing it broadcast on NT Live in December. Any Londoners here plan to see it in person?

Ralph is 10Xs more attractive than his brother Joseph. Always has been and ever will be.

[quote]^ the brother, not Ralph.

The brother is in Handmaid's Tale.

Has anyone seen him in Anthony and Cleopatra yet?

No, but he will be in that silly Will Farrell, John C Reilly's Sherlock Holmes movie. Opens Christmas. Ralph plays Moriarty!

They had a NT Live broadcast of Antony & Cleopatra in movie theatres on Dec 6. I actually bought a ticket a month in advance and then totally forgot about it and didn’t go. I assume at this point if I cared enough I could find it on Pirate Bay or something.

Ralph looks good even with no hair. Too bad he’s such a skank.

Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.

[quote]Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.

r116 is Can't Tell His Ass from a Hole in the Ground-ish.

He doesn't look all that hung in those pics.

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Voldemort

He should try aerobics. It's what I do.

[quote] you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.

Great film but seriously the concentration camp setting and the torture kinda rob it of its sex appeal.

Yes, that seems to be a problem in most of his films. If he gets naked the sexiness of it is always ruined by madness, violence, his characters' gruesome death, etc. The End Of The Affair, costarring Julianne Moore, is a rare exception, although he's not full frontal in that one.

Are both he and his brother uncircumcised?

Andy's baby daddy

What does Ralph see in Andy Cohen? I know sex is sex, but Cohen is so vapid and superficial, he would irritate me to death. Did they meet through Liam Neeson? I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.

I wonder if he has dabbled in twink rent boys with pal Liam Neeson, who I love.

Just saw him in the new [italic]Holmes & Watson[/italic] movie (family wanted to go to the movies yesterday). He and Rebecca Hall must've really needed the money ...

Google says Ralph's nw is only $20-25 mil. Shocking since he's been in Hollywood for 30 years or so. R128 how was Ralph as Moriaty? Funny? Straight and serious throughout?

[quote] I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.

Honey, who do you think encouraged Liam to fuck Bradley Cooper? I know Bradley was a hot up and comer but even he needed a little aid in order to convince Liam fucking Neeson.

You also see his cock in Sunshine.

R129, he barely had any lines at all!

SO what is the verdict? Is he dating Patti Smith or are they just “good friends”?

He used to fuck Andy Cohen on and off.

He was super pretty back in the day. But English men don't tend to keep their looks that long. Today he looks like any other bald, middle aged man.

It would seem he is a sleazy jerk. Alex Kingston talked about how he told her he was leaving her for Francesca Annis. She said he "came breezing in" and she thought he was going to tell her they were going to go on a vacation, but instead he told her he was "in love with Francesca Annis." He and Annis both behaved like cunts; he was married at the time of their affair and she dumped her long time partner, with whom she had three children, to be with him. They were together for about a decade but supposedly his philandering finally ended it. Anyway, he does have a reputation for fucking indiscriminately. Flight attendants and hookers? I guess he'll fuck anything.

I think Patti is his substitute mummy. So was Francesca Annis. So was Amanda Harlech.

R3

Hilarious!

His latest photo shoot for Empire Magazine looks rather occult. Is he just like all the other Hollywood predators?

I still can't get a satisfying read on him. He did a live Q&A session with fans via The Guardian earlier today, linked below. He seems like the kind of person who isn't motivated to try to please people. One could interpret that as refreshingly honest in a world of Hollywood PR bullshit, or conclude that he's a prick. Probably the latter, given how he treats women, as evidenced in r135's post.

Ralph Fiennes , Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson were all brilliant in the film "In Bruges."

Ralph is fully hetero, sadly.

His stank sleeve and overall lack of hygiene certainly hasn't turned the women off.

Have you smelled him, R142?

I have read stuff about his smelly uncut penis that can’t always rise to the occasion because of booze, coke or whatever. I like him in the English Patient and Strange Days. Although I thought that Angela Bassett was way too foxy for his character. She was a complete babe back then.

"was" and still is, r144

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He just played a leading man 2 years ago in Grand Budapest Hotel and he was amazing!

[quote]He can no longer play leading man roles...

HUH?? signed, The Careers of Laurence Olivier, Clint Eastwood, Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, William Holden, Spencer Tracy, and a thousand other actors who played leading men roles into their 60s-70s.

[quote]Looking in the mirror gets increasingly uncomfortable. If there’s a you that’s never lost it’s not the one I see in the mirror. It’s the one that’s inside you: your deeper self, I suppose. What you see in the mirror is just decaying flesh.

Cheerful!

The notorious flight attendant is a tragic character. She is a former undercover cop who risked her life infiltrating a crime gang in Sydney. She had a break down, left the force and worked for Qantas as an flight attendant while hooking part time in New Zealand. After Fiennes, her secret was revealed and she ended up bankrupt and publicly disgraced.

Haven't there been rumors for years that both Ralph and his beady eyed brother were huge creeps that treated women like garbage?

I saw Antony and Cleopatra and he was out standing in it. Still very sexy- he had his top off in it.

Yes, r151. The only women with whom RF appears to maintain positive long-term relationships are the older ones he calls upon as stand-ins for his deceased Mum. I wonder what he does with them.

He also seems quite close to his sisters and I get a protective brotherly vibe from the connection he has with Kristin Scott Thomas, possibly because his beady eyed brother is rumored to have violently raped her back in the late 90s.

Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt were a "couple"? My sides!

It was the 90s, R154.

What happened to the poster on one of the Liam Neeson threads that said that he and RF like underaged boys?

r155 Posters lie and mistake an actor for the other all the time. Anybody can start rumours.

I remember reading that Neeson liked young rentboys but not necessarily underage. I’m sure Neeson has fucked a few twinks in his life. I bet that man has hadso much sexual opportunity that he just thought “what the hell” and sampled whatever came his way. RF I can see as well.

I'd love to be spanked by him.

I remember crushing on him when I was younger in Red Dragon

You guys like to project a lot too....

The rumours were that Neeson got "bi curious" or whatever only after his wife died so that doesn't add up with the pre-marriage partying with Fiennes/hooking up with rentboys rumours.

I do wonder if people believe the actually deluded runours about Laim Neeson. It is total wishful thinking and a bit embarrassing. Only ever read it here.

He was at his most beautiful with the longer, darker hair, in Strange Days and Wuthering Heights.

I think his Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights was the best ever on film. I’ve always been partial to that version because of Ralph’s Heathcliff and because that film version actually followed the book.

Agree r164. He was so sexy yet hateable as Heathcliff.

“Sexy yet hateable” is basically his brand.

I have no problem with it R166

Well, he's killing it with the hateable part R166.

Neeson was a boxer, and they are notorious for their homosexual leanings.

Years ago there were rumours that Ralph Fiennes liked to get a bit too handsy while filming sex scenes, not rapey, more like he liked to „improvise“ and touch more than what was agreed on. Didn‘t J Lo complain about it when thy were filming Maid in Manhattan? I remember reading about it and the comment went „yeah, he likes to do this, actresses know“

I thought J Lo only had nice, professional things to say about Ralph as he brought thespian-ness to her MiM flick. But that was over a decade ago, so I forget.

I haven't heard that rumor before, r170. Seems plausible. My first thought is that I wouldn't mind it one bit, but of course such behavior is unprofessional, disrespectful, and misogynistic. Not every one of his costars is necessarily even attracted to him, and if they were it's not like a woman is likely to be genuinely turned on and enjoying herself on set with a crew of cameramen and gaffers hovering just feet away.

Is there even a sex scene in the RF/J.Lo movie? I believe I made the mistake of seeing it in the theater when it came out but it was such a cringingly flaccid script and lazy Hallmark storyline that I've essentially forgotten it. I recall being shocked that the thing was ever greenlit or that it managed to attract so many stars on board.

Found the MiM “sex scene.” It’s just a couple seconds of them kissing while a rain machine splatters against the windows, then quick dissolve to generic city skyline and back to the hotel room the next morning with him asleep and her demurely holding the bed covers up to her neck. Hard to imagine he had the opportunity to get handsy.

My understanding is that he’s “intense” yet professional and polite on set, and his bad behavior is reserved for extracurricular visits to massage parlors etc whenever he’s jonesing for his next hit of pussy juice.

I want Ralph’s M to spank me.

Well, there were one or two insane DLers who were convinced that Andy Cohen had a secret relationship with Ralph Fiennes because the two always go to Liam Neeson's annual Christmas party. RF and LN have been good friends ever since they started together in Schindler's List, and RF was also close friends with LN's late wife Natasha Richardson, who RF also acted with in multiple films (probably some stage work too). RF remains close with Natasha's mother Vanessa Redgrave, whom he cast as Volumnia in his directorial debut, Coriolanus. But the question was, how did Andy Cohen have any business hanging out with the Neeson family crowd? It turns out Natasha Richardson was AC's bff.

There you have it.

Ralph Fiennes is NOT a pussyhound he is a COCK HOUND.

Andy and SJP were at Raffle’s movie premiere (White Crow) in NYC last night. So far no pics of Ralphie holding the Bebe on Andy’s Instagram. That’s wierd. All his other BFF’s have done the “meet the baby” pic. If you are as close as they are/were- it’s odd.

r176 You are wrong. He's a pussyhound. I don't like him anyway, so who cares.

Meson was rumored to be bisexual even before he became famous and married Natasha Richardson. She probably understood why because her father was bisexual too.

He's been dating Patti Smith for quite a few years

Patti is his substitute mummy. She wished him Happy Birthday on her Instagram and it blew up in her face. Everyone started tweeting they were dating. LOL. I noticed she steered clear of posting that she and her daughter were at the premiere of The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.

Ralph has been on Watch What Happens Live many times, he and Andy are good friends

I actually think Joseph is much better looking now than when he was younger and has a much sweeter face than Ralph. I don't like Ralph's "cold" look.

Adorable daddy with BDF.

Ralph used to be beautiful before balding destroyed his looks:

[quote]The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.

Hardly. She'll show up wherever there are other celebs.

R186 I meant it’s very unlike her to not post an event she has attended. She knew the Daily Mail would start fanning the flames that they are dating. 😂.

Joseph's eyes are too close together and they're a blah brown colour whereas even past his prime, Ralph's got those striking baby blues. However, if you don't like his icy death stare, that's like, an immutable part of his personal brand, so. ::shrug::

I love josephs eyes. Especially his long, thick, black eyelashes.

Yeah his eyes are a bit close together but it doesn't take away from their beauty. I find his eyes are just as intense as his brothers. It's actually more what's behind the eyes than the actual colour or shape that gives that sort of intensity. You can tell they've been through some things....usually that's what gives intensity anyway. I love brown eyes although his look more hazel to me.

R175 thank you for explaining the Cohen connection but it’s still hard to believe they were BFFs. Poor Cohen must have had blue balls for years visiting their house hahaha!

bump

any interesting news or gossip about him?

Neeson's a shit. Shills for the thuggish NY horse-carriage drivers, animal abusers. Probably cuz they're Irish. Fuck him.

Ted Casablanca made a VERY interesting tweet about Ralph’s directorial debut.

Liam Neeson does sound like a shit. Ralph Fiennes, on the other hand, sounds a bit more centered (if you put aside his sex addiction) and not racist. Though he has complained about political correctness. Is it possible that he's just hiding some homophobic or racist tendencies really well? One can never tell with celebs.

Both brothers look SO GAY to me. They both have the GAY STARE in the eyes but Joseph also has the GAYEST LIPS as well as the GAY STARE in the eyes.

Anyone seen his nephew Hero Fiennes-Tiffin?

R196 Hero is a true example of a nepotism child. Went into modelling and is of course on the runway for big brands although he has no charisma and just got handed a movie franchise (the teen version of FSOG) although he is a horrible actor. Just read the reviews from the first movie. One critic even went so far to say that Hero should drop the name Fiennes because he would be a shame for his uncles who are both very good actors.

And apparently Hero is straight. He's known among fandom to be kind of a player with girls. No serious relationship so far but plenty of hookups with impressionable girls. He's also ok with his close friends group sliding into the dms of some of his young fans who are of course all way under 18, sexting and asking for nudes. I think he even got caught in a video where they were rating fans on IG, making fu of their comments and mesagges..

R195 "the gay stare"?? Now I've heard it all.

The Fiennes brothers are sexual offenders who get away with their crimes because they are white and famous.

Best friend is in movie biz: costumes. He gets to dress them for events, movie promos etc as well. Each job he has to sign a non disclosure thing but he'll tell me stuff. Firstly, he says the mean actors are rare. (Said they are usually women of a certain age.) anyway, worked with Ralph Finnes a few times-- both on set & during the promo period. He's a pussyhound - will blow off interviews, etc to have sex. My friend was left in a lot of hotels waiting for him. Friend didn't mind: he gets paid regardless. Says Ralph was a nice guy. as an aside, friend says movie companies use influencers now to spruce up the costume designer's creations & it's becoming an issue with the union.

R200, are actors smart? They seem like they might not be if they're reliving tales of trying to attack an unarmed black man or complaining about political correctness becoming like tyranny.

Some are, some aren't, R201, it's not a requirement. Johnny Depp is dumb as a box of rocks. Redford is quite intelligent, Beatty and Nicholson were both smart. The younger guys I don't know.

r201 Have no clue. Just re-telling a ralph story. all my friends stories are fairly normal: The political Redgrave was a horror. (Don't know why) Alec Baldwin is a screamer. More than anything my friend talks about how the movie making is changing. Also if anyone wants to get into the production side of the biz then then this is the time to do it as there is so much $ being put into the streaming side of biz. (tv shows on streaming sites)

Thanks r200/r203, that's good stuff.

Seems like any straight woman who wants to fuck RF need only present herself and he'll be willing. STDs would be inevitable though so it probably isn't worth it, especially now he's past his prime.

The Ted Casablanca tweet is also a good find, r193. "definitely knows his way around gay artists" lol. I still think Ralph's a pussyhound but as a sex addict he ain't too picky.

It's good to know that we all stand a chance with Ralph Fiennes, R204. Dreams can come true.

White Crow was delightful, though I could have done with some more buttfucking. The one blond Rudi slept with was adorable.

[quote]worked with Ralph Fiennes a few times-- both on set & during the promo period. He's a pussyhound - will blow off interviews, etc to have sex.

Lol. I would be pissed if someone blew of an interview because he wanted to have sex with someone. But as long as your friend gets paid anyway. Seems like his nephew Hero learned a few things from his uncle. He also doesn't mind to sleep around.

R207, maybe it's a family trait.

Time-- He's waiting in the wings He speaks of senseless things His script is you and me, boys

Time-- He flexes like a whore Falls wanking to the floor His trick is you and me, boy

He looks like a serial killer in those pictures, R209.

A hot serial killer ( left picture) R209.

[quote]He's only once been married: to Alex Kingston

I bet she's a real ball buster.

I thought it was common knowledge that he was in an on again off again relationship with Andy Cohen who Cohen identified as Brittish Actor in his books.

Even with all the balding and everything Ralph still could do waaaay better than Andy Cohen.

I wonder if Prince Edward ever tried his luck with our Rafe.

Even with all the balding and everything Ralph still could do waaaay better than Prince Edward.

Edward wasn't bad looking as a young man. Unfortunately, when he left his 20s, he ran as fast and hard as he could into the fugly wall.

Yum, yum!

I want this Ralph to discipline me.

Yassss! Despite his age and receding hairline, he's damn sexy but only when he's in a film and they make him get that close-cropped haircut. As soon as he's left to his own devices, he inexplicably lets his hair grow out such that it sticks out hideously on the sides and underscores how wispy it is on top.

Ralph! Keep your hair exactly as it is in the latest Bond film! Don't grow it out again.

If they ever ruin the Sound of Music with a remake, I hope that Ralph plays Captain Von Trapp. His steely, cold eyes are perfect for the role.

I wonder if this Epstein scandal will reveal the full extent of Ralph's involvement in his sex slave empire.

So bad yet so hot.