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Ralph Fiennes

He's lost his hair, but he's aged beautifuly. He can no longer play leading man roles, and so he plays mostly character parts and sometimes looks strange in them on person. but he is very attractive still.

He's only once been married: to Alex Kingston, from 1993-1997, and it ended in a very acrimonious divorce. But he's a big pussyhound, isn't he?

by Anonymousreply 1939 hours ago

Massive, trashy pussyhound...lots of sleazy stories about his hound-dog behavior.

He used to be incredibly sexy, with that dark edge that turns a lot of people on. But he clearly never wanted to be a matinee idol, especially after The English Patient. So he went for stage work and character roles, and made no effort to hold onto his looks, et voilà.

He's a legitimately good actor, so I'm sure he'll be around until he dies, but it's a shame he let himself go like that.

by Anonymousreply 103/25/2018

Great actor. See The End of The Affair, Quiz Show and of course Schindler's List. Was is and always will be sexy. He wasn't some hunk just an intriguingly beautiful man. He still is.

by Anonymousreply 203/25/2018

He's a notorious sex addict. Only recently he visited a cheap brothel in London, didn't have the money on him and was escorted to a cash point by one of the brothel workers to ensure they got the cash.

I bet he's familiar with antibiotics.

Great actor though.

by Anonymousreply 303/25/2018

He's still sexy.

by Anonymousreply 403/25/2018

He famously screwed some Qantas flight attendant while she was 'on the job' 20,000 feet in the sky some years back. I understand she had a bit a 'reputation' herself.

by Anonymousreply 503/25/2018

Love his acting. His performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.

by Anonymousreply 603/25/2018

He’s retired from acting

by Anonymousreply 703/25/2018

I think he looks great for his late 50s. I'd do him.

by Anonymousreply 803/25/2018

[quote]is performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.

And probably closer to his real life than any other part he's played.

by Anonymousreply 903/25/2018

Where did he say he’s retiring? He has 3 projects coming up.

by Anonymousreply 1003/25/2018

Daniel Day-Lewis is retiring from acting, not Ralph Fiennes.

by Anonymousreply 1103/25/2018

I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

by Anonymousreply 1203/25/2018

I don't care if he's cash-poor pussyhound - he can do no wrong in my eyes since THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL. One of my favorite performances ever.

by Anonymousreply 1303/25/2018

Middle aged women loved him, it’s not surprising he goes the ho route, at least for privacy.

It’s like how Alan Rickman was inch a lovely man to his coworkers but was downright rude to his hoards of female fans who wanted the Sheriff of Nottingham to have his way with them.

by Anonymousreply 1403/25/2018

[quote] I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

How dare someone at the gym be scrawny! Only beefy men are allowed to go the gym--isn't that what's it's for?

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by Anonymousreply 1603/25/2018

I’ve been wondering about him lately. Thought now that he’s in his mid-fifties the pussyhound in him would’ve calmed down but as r3’s linked story illustrates, it hasn’t.

Is there any more gossip about him? Any revealing interviews he’s done? I’m curious to know what his personality is like irl. Intense? Boring? Shy? Does he have any hobbies? Any friends?

by Anonymousreply 1706/02/2018

Yes, I remember the incident with the flight attendant. She was fired for fucking him in the bathroom. Everyone knew what was going on in there. She later sold the story to some tabloid. She said he didn't use a condom. The irony is that he was flying to India or some other country for a AIDS awareness event!!!

He has appeared nude on stage. He probably has herpes by now. That's why he goes to whore houses. gross.

by Anonymousreply 1806/02/2018

[quote]I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.

His body looked quite nice in A Bigger Splash. Surprisingly so.

by Anonymousreply 1906/02/2018

Anyone wanting to see a lot of Ralph, aside from A Bigger Splash (which is pretty terrible) should see out the early 1990's Peter Greenaway film The Baby of Macon. Ralph was a a lot young and you get to see lots.

by Anonymousreply 2006/03/2018

R1, losing his hair is letting himself go? What else could he do? I think he looks pretty good in OP’s photo.

by Anonymousreply 2106/03/2018

I would have given Ralph a "full release" massage for free. How humiliating to have to go to a cash machine with the paps in tow, (You know those bitches called them in advance).

by Anonymousreply 2206/03/2018

Great actor

by Anonymousreply 2306/03/2018

Masterful work in Schindler’s List . Superb actor all around. The nudity in A Bigger Splash was jaw dropping considering he’s in his 50s. Hope he’s finally able to nab an Oscar one day.

by Anonymousreply 2406/03/2018

I can never remember if he's Liam Neeson or not.

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by Anonymousreply 2606/03/2018

I read somewhere he married Alex K. because they had been together for a very long time. He wasn't too thrilled about it, but he caved in. Then she wanted to have children and that's when he drew the line.

by Anonymousreply 2706/03/2018

If he's that much of a manwhore, I wonder if he ever lets guys get him off when he can't find any pussy. You know, because a hole's a hole.

by Anonymousreply 2806/03/2018

He's totally fuckable for a man in his 50s but he probably doesn't have much longer to get all the tail he can before he should think about settling down so he'll have the benefit of a reliable sex partner and someone to basically be his nurse in his senior years. Linked film clip is from The Duchess (2008).

I still want to know what he's like irl. On set and such.

by Anonymousreply 2906/03/2018

oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.

by Anonymousreply 3006/03/2018

Wasn't there a rumor that he had an affair with Andy Cohen?!?

by Anonymousreply 3106/03/2018

Interesting thought, r31.

by Anonymousreply 3206/03/2018

I liked his brother better for his looks back in the day but Joseph is beyond recognizable now as the same fellow who played Will Shakespeare. I can understand why Offred had to suppress her disgust every time he touched her in The Handmaids Tale. Ralph is the better actor though. Great in The English Patient and Schindlers List. He really nailed the banality of evil in that one.

by Anonymousreply 3306/03/2018


Apparently his brother had an accident and he had to get surgery to reconstruct his face.

by Anonymousreply 3406/03/2018

I'm laughing because he looks like every hot Daddy you might have met at The Anvil located in a grimey part of Manhattan known as the Meatpacking District back in the late seventies and early eighties. Back when they actually packed MEAT.

by Anonymousreply 3506/03/2018

R34 when? his brother is fug, his eyes are too close together.

by Anonymousreply 3606/03/2018

he drinks A LOT! who knows what/who he fucks when he's drunk.

He has major mummy issues.

by Anonymousreply 3706/03/2018

Is his brother in the Handmaid’s Tale?

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by Anonymousreply 3906/03/2018


So it wasn't his face, it was his lips:

[quote]He took up rock-climbing after playing a mountaineer in Killing Me Softly, and half-killed himself trying to surf 15ft waves in Australia while filming The Great Raid in 2002. He ripped his lip off in a brutal wipe-out, requiring a graft from his earlobe to reconstruct it - the reason he's now rarely clean-shaven in photographs

by Anonymousreply 4006/03/2018

He's a sex addict and doesn't seem to care that much how his hook ups look. He also said that he likes armpit hair (on women) when interviewed by Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 4106/03/2018

R18 What was he like nude on stage? Is he hung? Uncircumcised?

Has his brother held onto his looks better?

by Anonymousreply 4206/03/2018

Big deal. He likes sex. Stop all the pearl clutching.

by Anonymousreply 4306/03/2018

Has always been hideous looking, with those reptilian eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4406/03/2018

R42 watch a Bigger Splash. He’s nude full frontal for like 5 minutes. The scene is dark but you can clearly see everything. And he looked well hung.

by Anonymousreply 4506/03/2018

R45 Was he uncut?

by Anonymousreply 4606/03/2018

What about the bush, R45? Hope it’s nice and thick.

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by Anonymousreply 5006/03/2018

Seems sleazy as a person but as an actor he's excellent. Loved him in The Grand Budapest Hotel and he elevated the bland Quiz Show. Very nice to look at in that.

But how on earth was he landed with the surname Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?

by Anonymousreply 5106/03/2018

He is still sexy as hell. I think he's gotten better with age, and I usually don't like older men. Hugh Laurie is another one; he got sexier as he got older.

by Anonymousreply 5206/03/2018

[quote]oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.

It starts just right.

by Anonymousreply 5306/03/2018

r48 Is he circumcised or is he foreskin just pulled back?

by Anonymousreply 5406/03/2018

He shows peen in Red Dragon (directed by Brett Ratner). His look was very hot then, around the same time he did the horrid Maid in Manhattan with JLo.

Ralph has exquisitely beautiful features. Very un-Hollywood that he didn't bother to get plugs or some type of fake hair like 50-75++% of Hollywood. Must be a true stage thespian at heart.

I know google net worths don't mean much, but his is surprisingly low at 20mil. Contemporary Gary Oldman's is 40mil.

by Anonymousreply 5506/03/2018

he looks cut to me but who cares?

by Anonymousreply 5606/03/2018

Ralph has a large cock & shows it off in Red Dragon & The Baby of Macon. It’s too bad he never had kids with Alex Kingston, their offspring would have been gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 5706/03/2018

Well, this recent interview (linked) is quite illuminating.

The poster above who said he has “major mummy issues” was right! I still think he’s quite compelling and sounds likable in person (though probably not as much if you’re a woman). The good looks and that meaty cock make up for a lot of faults.

by Anonymousreply 5806/04/2018

Huuuuuuuuge fan of Ralph. Massively talented actor. Still so handsome. Perfectly dashing in English Patient. SOOOOO fucking funny in Grand Budapest Hotel. Just love him (and no, troll, I'm not his "agent")

by Anonymousreply 5906/04/2018

His face has deep nasolabial folds(?) But his handsome, fine features can pull it off.

by Anonymousreply 6006/04/2018

I thought he was fantastic in BUDAPEST HOTEL and in BIGGER SPLASH. Very versatile actor.

by Anonymousreply 6106/04/2018

A boy’s best friend is his mother

by Anonymousreply 6206/04/2018

r62 Damn straight!

by Anonymousreply 6306/04/2018

So are rumours of him swinging both ways true? I have found that men who are hung, addicted to sex, and/or narcissists might not be bi so much, but will let a guy blow them. It's a form of showing off and being worshipped, I suspect.

by Anonymousreply 6406/04/2018

He seems REALLY into pussy, r64, but here’s the clip of him talking to Andy Cohen about pubic hair preferences that someone mentioned upthread and Andy says he’s seen Ralph’s bush in person so maybe you can determine for yourself whether it was a mutually sexual situation or what.

I do wonder if he’s a narcissist and if so, to what degree, now that you mention it.

by Anonymousreply 6506/04/2018

He used to be so beautiful....

by Anonymousreply 6606/04/2018

No one has mentioned the old DL rumour about his alleged s/m relationship with Angelina Jolie back in the day yet? You bitches are slipping!

by Anonymousreply 6706/09/2018

He and Tilda Swinton have an amazing chemistry in "A Bigger Splash."

by Anonymousreply 6806/09/2018

He was a beautiful successful British actor and you have to ask if he's a narcissist?

He wouldn't be human if he wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 6906/09/2018

He and Francesca Annis left their spouses for each other. She was 18 years old than he and they were together for over 10 years. Definitely has mummy issues.

by Anonymousreply 7006/09/2018

^Annis got him in his prime years when he wasn't so twinky. Lucky!

by Anonymousreply 7106/09/2018

Well r67 do tell!

by Anonymousreply 7206/09/2018

Ralph Fiennes and Alex Kingston were one of those couples that cohabit for ages then marry and divorce in a matter of minutes. Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt come to mind as another such couple.

by Anonymousreply 7306/09/2018

I remember him saying "I didn't become an actor to appear on magazine covers".

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by Anonymousreply 7506/09/2018

Another rumor was that after he got with Francesca Annis, he grew tired of her and started up with her daughter Charlotte.

The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has [bold]consensual[/bold] sex with his partners.

by Anonymousreply 7606/09/2018

Joseph is into darker women. He hit on my lesbian Pacific Islander neighbour in a pub when he was filming in Australia.

by Anonymousreply 7706/09/2018

R74 - He's serving young Bradley Cooper realness in that photo!

by Anonymousreply 7806/10/2018

He's lipless. It's amazing he has a penis.

by Anonymousreply 7906/10/2018

If he is such pussyhound where is the dirt on him in the MeToo era?

by Anonymousreply 8006/10/2018

Has he played "gay"?

- I mean in the movies.

by Anonymousreply 8106/10/2018

Again, r80, it’s consensual sex. He’s always been extremely attractive and charismatic. Women are glad to fuck him even if he goes through them like Kleenex. These days he appears to have sworn off relationships altogether and probably pays for sex just to avoid the hassle of wooing and then breaking up with women.

by Anonymousreply 8206/10/2018

[quote] The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has consensual sex with his partners.

Wha? I have never heard anything like this about Joseph Fiennes.

Details please.

by Anonymousreply 8306/12/2018


by Anonymousreply 8406/12/2018

Also interested in the rumours about Joseph Fiennes. Please come back and spill R67

by Anonymousreply 8506/15/2018

Sorry meant R76

by Anonymousreply 8606/15/2018

Google search: Fiennes

(you can specify “Joseph Fiennes” or “Ralph Fiennes” if you’re only interested in one or the other) and the links to the various blind item rumors should come up. Then do a Find In Page search for Fiennes to jump to the pertinent blind item.

From what I recall: JF is alleged to have violently raped an actress (she never went public with an accusation for fear of losing her career) and his own career has been lackluster because of it, as European distributors who know and like the actress refuse to distribute any projects he’s in (good for them, I say). JF is married but treats his wife like shit in public, and of course cheats on her. He also finally got a TV show several years ago and when it was canceled he freaked out and tried to fuck every producer he could to see if he could get the show saved (unsurprisingly, this did not work). He sounds like a total shit.

The rumors about RF have been totally mild by comparison: he’s a pussyhound and a cheater but doesn’t seem to have the violent and emotionally abusive qualities of his younger bro. You do have to wonder how their parents produced two sons who are so misogynistic. Hopefully the other four siblings are more upstanding human beings.

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by Anonymousreply 8806/15/2018

Oh god he's looking like a non- equity Tevya there. That's pretty bad. Where did the nose come from?

Well he got to be beautiful at some point in his life which is more than most of us get.

And in Hollywood a pussyhound and cheater is pretty benign.

by Anonymousreply 8906/15/2018

Thanks for that, R87.

Although that Joseph rape blind comes from CDAN, so I'm not sure how seriously we should take it. Isn't Enty known for making stuff up out of whole cloth?

by Anonymousreply 9006/16/2018

So Handmaid's tale is a perfect fit for JF.

by Anonymousreply 9106/16/2018

JF is so unattractive in THT. It makes Luke all the cuter.

by Anonymousreply 9206/16/2018

R92, I actually find the commander disturbingly hot, but then I like dominant daddy types.

I think the show is playing with BDSM tropes with that character and his relationship with Offred but the producers would never admit it of course.

by Anonymousreply 9306/16/2018

haha in r88's pic Ralph only requires a long pipe and a cone shaped hat to complete his garden gnome look. he's still hot if he grooms himself like in r3's link. those blue cut glass eyes remain striking.

I never saw his brother's appeal. Bland brown too-close-together eyes and brown hair, mediocre acting. Oh and the whole violent rape thing. I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted and his career really did just plunge into oblivion when he was otherwise poised, thanks to Shakespeare In Love, to be the next Colin Firth or Hugh Grant or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 9406/16/2018

[quote] I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted

Which blind item did you read? The CDAN one just said the woman was in the industry and well known/liked by European film distributors; it didn't even specify that she was an actress. Could have been a publicist or producer.

by Anonymousreply 9506/16/2018

I read a blind on Ralph back in the day...he and Liam Neeson were running buddies for a while. Then Liam married Natasha Richardson. I never heard rumors about Ralph's orientation. Just about his mile high adventure with said flight attendant. Big ole cock with lots of smegma...he also had problems staying hard.

I thought Joseph was cuter. He was semi nude in KILLING ME SOFTLY & THE DARWIN AWARDS with Winona Ryder. Had a sort of sexy otter thing going on. I thought that both movies sucked, especially the former.

Do he and Ralph have the same father?? I don't see a resemblance at all....

by Anonymousreply 9606/16/2018

Yes, R96, they are full brothers, although I agree they don't look it. Ralph is nearly a decade older than Joseph.

I've heard varying things about Ralph's sexuality. OTOH, it's obvious that he is indeed slutty with women. But I've read blinds that say he also likes to hook up with young men, especially if they are black or Latino.

by Anonymousreply 9706/16/2018

He is a known sex addict so it wouldn't be surprising at all if he's into men too. I mean there were even rumours about him and Andy Cohen 😂. R97

by Anonymousreply 9806/16/2018

r95, it was Kristin Scott Thomas. same blind item.

I'm not completely clear on the BI that r96 and others here have interpreted to mean RF's got smegma. IIRC, it said something about how he doesn't get completely hard, yes, and added something that may have just referred to dribbly ejaculate, à la this other BI:

[quote]Thanks to a friend in the theatre, a Mole was given the chance to interview a fine British luvvie for his college newspaper, way back in 2003, and was promised ten minutes after the show with the great man. But who was it? Enjoying the play (Ibsen's 'Brand' in Haymarket), the Mole nipped backstage to thank his friend at the interval, to be confronted by the sight of the thespian ushering an usherette urgently into his dressing room during the ten minute break, trousers already tented at an angle. Surely not? In a ten minute break? With an usherette? When said thesp was already famously involved with a much-older (and willing to turn a blind eye to her priapic beau) actress? He managed to do the deed with five minutes to spare, emerging from the room with a grin on his face and actually zipping up his fly like a cad in a seventies porno. The play resumed and the Mole enjoyed the second act greatly, laughing continuously. Laughing at the famously grim Ibsen. During a play about a man witnessing the death of his wife and child... But what could be so funny? The Mole, from his seat on the front row, could see copious amounts of spunk littering the front of the great man's trousers and glowing heartily in the spotlights, like slug trails on a sunbaked patio. Ralph Fiennes

by Anonymousreply 9906/19/2018

[quote]18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#3** This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a very hit streaming show seems to be like his character on the show and is a real a-hole. He goes to massage places here in LA and forces the women to have sex with them. If they don't he threatens to call to get them deported. Joseph Fiennes ("The Handmaid's Tale")

by Anonymousreply 10007/08/2018

R20, you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.

by Anonymousreply 10107/08/2018

Are you people believing gossip that Fiennes raped Kristin Scott Thomas?

by Anonymousreply 10207/08/2018

Yes, r102. I believe it. To clarify, Joseph is the alleged rapist. Ralph is a Lothario but there is no indication that he rapes women like his shitstain of a brother does.

Thanks for the suggestion r101. I recently saw A Bigger Splash and was waiting patiently for a payoff (namely RF’s big dick) and couldn’t bloody enjoy it because SPOILER ALERT his character gets bloody drowned in a very close up graphic scene and it’s ...a total downer way to cap off a relatively pointless film. Isn’t Sunshine about multiple generations of a Jewish family before, during and after the Holocaust? RF sure gravitates towards the heavy material.

by Anonymousreply 10307/08/2018

The sole source for these Joseph rape rumours is CDAN, a site known for making things up out of whole cloth.

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by Anonymousreply 10509/25/2018

What happened to his faret faced brother?

by Anonymousreply 10609/25/2018

He was just Emmy nominated for his work on Handmaid's Tale.

by Anonymousreply 10709/25/2018

^ the brother, not Ralph.

by Anonymousreply 10809/25/2018

his brother is fug. eyes are too close together.

by Anonymousreply 10909/25/2018

Joseph Fiennes was hot as fuck in Killing Me Softly, and while the movie is a piece of shit, the sex scenes with Joseph and Heather Graham were hot!

by Anonymousreply 11009/25/2018

RF stars in Antony & Cleopatra at the National in London. I’m looking forward to seeing it broadcast on NT Live in December. Any Londoners here plan to see it in person?

Ralph is 10Xs more attractive than his brother Joseph. Always has been and ever will be.

by Anonymousreply 11109/26/2018

[quote]^ the brother, not Ralph.

The brother is in Handmaid's Tale.

by Anonymousreply 11209/26/2018

Has anyone seen him in Anthony and Cleopatra yet?

by Anonymousreply 11312/07/2018

No, but he will be in that silly Will Farrell, John C Reilly's Sherlock Holmes movie. Opens Christmas. Ralph plays Moriarty!

by Anonymousreply 11412/07/2018

They had a NT Live broadcast of Antony & Cleopatra in movie theatres on Dec 6. I actually bought a ticket a month in advance and then totally forgot about it and didn’t go. I assume at this point if I cared enough I could find it on Pirate Bay or something.

by Anonymousreply 11512/16/2018

Ralph looks good even with no hair. Too bad he’s such a skank.

Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.

by Anonymousreply 11612/16/2018

[quote]Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.

r116 is Can't Tell His Ass from a Hole in the Ground-ish.

by Anonymousreply 11712/16/2018

He doesn't look all that hung in those pics.

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by Anonymousreply 12012/16/2018

He should try aerobics. It's what I do.

by Anonymousreply 12112/16/2018

[quote] you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.

Great film but seriously the concentration camp setting and the torture kinda rob it of its sex appeal.

by Anonymousreply 12212/17/2018

Yes, that seems to be a problem in most of his films. If he gets naked the sexiness of it is always ruined by madness, violence, his characters' gruesome death, etc. The End Of The Affair, costarring Julianne Moore, is a rare exception, although he's not full frontal in that one.

by Anonymousreply 12312/18/2018

Are both he and his brother uncircumcised?

by Anonymousreply 12412/26/2018

Andy's baby daddy

by Anonymousreply 12512/26/2018

What does Ralph see in Andy Cohen? I know sex is sex, but Cohen is so vapid and superficial, he would irritate me to death. Did they meet through Liam Neeson? I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.

by Anonymousreply 12612/26/2018

I wonder if he has dabbled in twink rent boys with pal Liam Neeson, who I love.

by Anonymousreply 12712/26/2018

Just saw him in the new [italic]Holmes & Watson[/italic] movie (family wanted to go to the movies yesterday). He and Rebecca Hall must've really needed the money ...

by Anonymousreply 12812/26/2018

Google says Ralph's nw is only $20-25 mil. Shocking since he's been in Hollywood for 30 years or so. R128 how was Ralph as Moriaty? Funny? Straight and serious throughout?

by Anonymousreply 12912/26/2018

[quote] I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.

Honey, who do you think encouraged Liam to fuck Bradley Cooper? I know Bradley was a hot up and comer but even he needed a little aid in order to convince Liam fucking Neeson.

by Anonymousreply 13012/26/2018

You also see his cock in Sunshine.

by Anonymousreply 13112/26/2018

R129, he barely had any lines at all!

by Anonymousreply 13212/26/2018

SO what is the verdict? Is he dating Patti Smith or are they just “good friends”?

by Anonymousreply 13312/26/2018

He used to fuck Andy Cohen on and off.

by Anonymousreply 13412/26/2018

He was super pretty back in the day. But English men don't tend to keep their looks that long. Today he looks like any other bald, middle aged man.

It would seem he is a sleazy jerk. Alex Kingston talked about how he told her he was leaving her for Francesca Annis. She said he "came breezing in" and she thought he was going to tell her they were going to go on a vacation, but instead he told her he was "in love with Francesca Annis." He and Annis both behaved like cunts; he was married at the time of their affair and she dumped her long time partner, with whom she had three children, to be with him. They were together for about a decade but supposedly his philandering finally ended it. Anyway, he does have a reputation for fucking indiscriminately. Flight attendants and hookers? I guess he'll fuck anything.

by Anonymousreply 13512/26/2018

I think Patti is his substitute mummy. So was Francesca Annis. So was Amanda Harlech.

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by Anonymousreply 13702/11/2019

His latest photo shoot for Empire Magazine looks rather occult. Is he just like all the other Hollywood predators?

by Anonymousreply 13802/27/2019

I still can't get a satisfying read on him. He did a live Q&A session with fans via The Guardian earlier today, linked below. He seems like the kind of person who isn't motivated to try to please people. One could interpret that as refreshingly honest in a world of Hollywood PR bullshit, or conclude that he's a prick. Probably the latter, given how he treats women, as evidenced in r135's post.

by Anonymousreply 13903/13/2019

Ralph Fiennes , Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson were all brilliant in the film "In Bruges."

by Anonymousreply 14003/13/2019

Ralph is fully hetero, sadly.

by Anonymousreply 14103/14/2019

His stank sleeve and overall lack of hygiene certainly hasn't turned the women off.

by Anonymousreply 14203/14/2019

Have you smelled him, R142?

by Anonymousreply 14303/15/2019

I have read stuff about his smelly uncut penis that can’t always rise to the occasion because of booze, coke or whatever. I like him in the English Patient and Strange Days. Although I thought that Angela Bassett was way too foxy for his character. She was a complete babe back then.

by Anonymousreply 14403/15/2019

"was" and still is, r144

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by Anonymousreply 14603/16/2019

He just played a leading man 2 years ago in Grand Budapest Hotel and he was amazing!

by Anonymousreply 14703/16/2019

[quote]He can no longer play leading man roles...

HUH?? signed, The Careers of Laurence Olivier, Clint Eastwood, Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, William Holden, Spencer Tracy, and a thousand other actors who played leading men roles into their 60s-70s.

by Anonymousreply 14803/16/2019

[quote]Looking in the mirror gets increasingly uncomfortable. If there’s a you that’s never lost it’s not the one I see in the mirror. It’s the one that’s inside you: your deeper self, I suppose. What you see in the mirror is just decaying flesh.


by Anonymousreply 14903/17/2019

The notorious flight attendant is a tragic character. She is a former undercover cop who risked her life infiltrating a crime gang in Sydney. She had a break down, left the force and worked for Qantas as an flight attendant while hooking part time in New Zealand. After Fiennes, her secret was revealed and she ended up bankrupt and publicly disgraced.

by Anonymousreply 15003/17/2019

Haven't there been rumors for years that both Ralph and his beady eyed brother were huge creeps that treated women like garbage?

by Anonymousreply 15103/17/2019

I saw Antony and Cleopatra and he was out standing in it. Still very sexy- he had his top off in it.

by Anonymousreply 15203/17/2019

Yes, r151. The only women with whom RF appears to maintain positive long-term relationships are the older ones he calls upon as stand-ins for his deceased Mum. I wonder what he does with them.

He also seems quite close to his sisters and I get a protective brotherly vibe from the connection he has with Kristin Scott Thomas, possibly because his beady eyed brother is rumored to have violently raped her back in the late 90s.

by Anonymousreply 15303/17/2019

Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt were a "couple"? My sides!

by Anonymousreply 15403/17/2019

It was the 90s, R154.

What happened to the poster on one of the Liam Neeson threads that said that he and RF like underaged boys?

by Anonymousreply 15503/17/2019

r155 Posters lie and mistake an actor for the other all the time. Anybody can start rumours.

by Anonymousreply 15603/17/2019

I remember reading that Neeson liked young rentboys but not necessarily underage. I’m sure Neeson has fucked a few twinks in his life. I bet that man has hadso much sexual opportunity that he just thought “what the hell” and sampled whatever came his way. RF I can see as well.

by Anonymousreply 15703/17/2019

I'd love to be spanked by him.

by Anonymousreply 15803/17/2019

I remember crushing on him when I was younger in Red Dragon

by Anonymousreply 15903/17/2019

You guys like to project a lot too....

by Anonymousreply 16003/17/2019

The rumours were that Neeson got "bi curious" or whatever only after his wife died so that doesn't add up with the pre-marriage partying with Fiennes/hooking up with rentboys rumours.

by Anonymousreply 16103/17/2019

I do wonder if people believe the actually deluded runours about Laim Neeson. It is total wishful thinking and a bit embarrassing. Only ever read it here.

by Anonymousreply 16203/17/2019

He was at his most beautiful with the longer, darker hair, in Strange Days and Wuthering Heights.

by Anonymousreply 16303/17/2019

I think his Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights was the best ever on film. I’ve always been partial to that version because of Ralph’s Heathcliff and because that film version actually followed the book.

by Anonymousreply 16403/17/2019

Agree r164. He was so sexy yet hateable as Heathcliff.

by Anonymousreply 16503/17/2019

“Sexy yet hateable” is basically his brand.

by Anonymousreply 16603/18/2019

I have no problem with it R166

by Anonymousreply 16703/18/2019

Well, he's killing it with the hateable part R166.

by Anonymousreply 16803/19/2019

Neeson was a boxer, and they are notorious for their homosexual leanings.

by Anonymousreply 16903/27/2019

Years ago there were rumours that Ralph Fiennes liked to get a bit too handsy while filming sex scenes, not rapey, more like he liked to „improvise“ and touch more than what was agreed on. Didn‘t J Lo complain about it when thy were filming Maid in Manhattan? I remember reading about it and the comment went „yeah, he likes to do this, actresses know“

by Anonymousreply 17003/27/2019

I thought J Lo only had nice, professional things to say about Ralph as he brought thespian-ness to her MiM flick. But that was over a decade ago, so I forget.

by Anonymousreply 17103/27/2019

I haven't heard that rumor before, r170. Seems plausible. My first thought is that I wouldn't mind it one bit, but of course such behavior is unprofessional, disrespectful, and misogynistic. Not every one of his costars is necessarily even attracted to him, and if they were it's not like a woman is likely to be genuinely turned on and enjoying herself on set with a crew of cameramen and gaffers hovering just feet away.

Is there even a sex scene in the RF/J.Lo movie? I believe I made the mistake of seeing it in the theater when it came out but it was such a cringingly flaccid script and lazy Hallmark storyline that I've essentially forgotten it. I recall being shocked that the thing was ever greenlit or that it managed to attract so many stars on board.

by Anonymousreply 17203/29/2019

Found the MiM “sex scene.” It’s just a couple seconds of them kissing while a rain machine splatters against the windows, then quick dissolve to generic city skyline and back to the hotel room the next morning with him asleep and her demurely holding the bed covers up to her neck. Hard to imagine he had the opportunity to get handsy.

My understanding is that he’s “intense” yet professional and polite on set, and his bad behavior is reserved for extracurricular visits to massage parlors etc whenever he’s jonesing for his next hit of pussy juice.

by Anonymousreply 17303/31/2019

I want Ralph’s M to spank me.

by Anonymousreply 17404/14/2019

Well, there were one or two insane DLers who were convinced that Andy Cohen had a secret relationship with Ralph Fiennes because the two always go to Liam Neeson's annual Christmas party. RF and LN have been good friends ever since they started together in Schindler's List, and RF was also close friends with LN's late wife Natasha Richardson, who RF also acted with in multiple films (probably some stage work too). RF remains close with Natasha's mother Vanessa Redgrave, whom he cast as Volumnia in his directorial debut, Coriolanus. But the question was, how did Andy Cohen have any business hanging out with the Neeson family crowd? It turns out Natasha Richardson was AC's bff.

There you have it.

by Anonymousreply 17504/24/2019

Ralph Fiennes is NOT a pussyhound he is a COCK HOUND.

by Anonymousreply 17604/24/2019

Andy and SJP were at Raffle’s movie premiere (White Crow) in NYC last night. So far no pics of Ralphie holding the Bebe on Andy’s Instagram. That’s wierd. All his other BFF’s have done the “meet the baby” pic. If you are as close as they are/were- it’s odd.

by Anonymousreply 17704/24/2019

r176 You are wrong. He's a pussyhound. I don't like him anyway, so who cares.

by Anonymousreply 17804/26/2019

Meson was rumored to be bisexual even before he became famous and married Natasha Richardson. She probably understood why because her father was bisexual too.

by Anonymousreply 17904/26/2019

He's been dating Patti Smith for quite a few years

by Anonymousreply 18004/26/2019

Patti is his substitute mummy. She wished him Happy Birthday on her Instagram and it blew up in her face. Everyone started tweeting they were dating. LOL. I noticed she steered clear of posting that she and her daughter were at the premiere of The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.

by Anonymousreply 18104/26/2019

Ralph has been on Watch What Happens Live many times, he and Andy are good friends

by Anonymousreply 18204/26/2019

I actually think Joseph is much better looking now than when he was younger and has a much sweeter face than Ralph. I don't like Ralph's "cold" look.

by Anonymousreply 18304/26/2019

Adorable daddy with BDF.

by Anonymousreply 18404/26/2019

Ralph used to be beautiful before balding destroyed his looks:

by Anonymousreply 18504/26/2019

[quote]The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.

Hardly. She'll show up wherever there are other celebs.

by Anonymousreply 18604/26/2019

R186 I meant it’s very unlike her to not post an event she has attended. She knew the Daily Mail would start fanning the flames that they are dating. 😂.

by Anonymousreply 18704/26/2019

Joseph's eyes are too close together and they're a blah brown colour whereas even past his prime, Ralph's got those striking baby blues. However, if you don't like his icy death stare, that's like, an immutable part of his personal brand, so. ::shrug::

by Anonymousreply 18804/26/2019

I love josephs eyes. Especially his long, thick, black eyelashes.

Yeah his eyes are a bit close together but it doesn't take away from their beauty. I find his eyes are just as intense as his brothers. It's actually more what's behind the eyes than the actual colour or shape that gives that sort of intensity. You can tell they've been through some things....usually that's what gives intensity anyway. I love brown eyes although his look more hazel to me.

by Anonymousreply 18904/27/2019

R175 thank you for explaining the Cohen connection but it’s still hard to believe they were BFFs. Poor Cohen must have had blue balls for years visiting their house hahaha!

by Anonymousreply 19004/27/2019


any interesting news or gossip about him?

by Anonymousreply 1919 hours ago

Neeson's a shit. Shills for the thuggish NY horse-carriage drivers, animal abusers. Probably cuz they're Irish. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 1929 hours ago

Ted Casablanca made a VERY interesting tweet about Ralph’s directorial debut.

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