He's lost his hair, but he's aged beautifuly. He can no longer play leading man roles, and so he plays mostly character parts and sometimes looks strange in them on person. but he is very attractive still.
He's only once been married: to Alex Kingston, from 1993-1997, and it ended in a very acrimonious divorce. But he's a big pussyhound, isn't he?
|by Anonymous||reply 193||9 hours ago|
Massive, trashy pussyhound...lots of sleazy stories about his hound-dog behavior.
He used to be incredibly sexy, with that dark edge that turns a lot of people on. But he clearly never wanted to be a matinee idol, especially after The English Patient. So he went for stage work and character roles, and made no effort to hold onto his looks, et voilà.
He's a legitimately good actor, so I'm sure he'll be around until he dies, but it's a shame he let himself go like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||03/25/2018|
Great actor. See The End of The Affair, Quiz Show and of course Schindler's List. Was is and always will be sexy. He wasn't some hunk just an intriguingly beautiful man. He still is.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||03/25/2018|
He's a notorious sex addict. Only recently he visited a cheap brothel in London, didn't have the money on him and was escorted to a cash point by one of the brothel workers to ensure they got the cash.
I bet he's familiar with antibiotics.
Great actor though.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||03/25/2018|
He famously screwed some Qantas flight attendant while she was 'on the job' 20,000 feet in the sky some years back. I understand she had a bit a 'reputation' herself.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||03/25/2018|
Love his acting. His performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||03/25/2018|
I think he looks great for his late 50s. I'd do him.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||03/25/2018|
[quote]is performance in The biggest splash recently was superb.
And probably closer to his real life than any other part he's played.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||03/25/2018|
Where did he say he’s retiring? He has 3 projects coming up.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||03/25/2018|
Daniel Day-Lewis is retiring from acting, not Ralph Fiennes.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||03/25/2018|
I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||03/25/2018|
I don't care if he's cash-poor pussyhound - he can do no wrong in my eyes since THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL. One of my favorite performances ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||03/25/2018|
Middle aged women loved him, it’s not surprising he goes the ho route, at least for privacy.
It’s like how Alan Rickman was inch a lovely man to his coworkers but was downright rude to his hoards of female fans who wanted the Sheriff of Nottingham to have his way with them.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||03/25/2018|
[quote] I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.
How dare someone at the gym be scrawny! Only beefy men are allowed to go the gym--isn't that what's it's for?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||03/25/2018|
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
|by Anonymous||reply 16||03/25/2018|
I’ve been wondering about him lately. Thought now that he’s in his mid-fifties the pussyhound in him would’ve calmed down but as r3’s linked story illustrates, it hasn’t.
Is there any more gossip about him? Any revealing interviews he’s done? I’m curious to know what his personality is like irl. Intense? Boring? Shy? Does he have any hobbies? Any friends?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/02/2018|
Yes, I remember the incident with the flight attendant. She was fired for fucking him in the bathroom. Everyone knew what was going on in there. She later sold the story to some tabloid. She said he didn't use a condom. The irony is that he was flying to India or some other country for a AIDS awareness event!!!
He has appeared nude on stage. He probably has herpes by now. That's why he goes to whore houses. gross.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/02/2018|
[quote]I worked at the gym next to him a few years ago and he looked like hell - pale, scrawny, annoyed with his trainer. Overall, bleeeecccchhhh.
His body looked quite nice in A Bigger Splash. Surprisingly so.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/02/2018|
Anyone wanting to see a lot of Ralph, aside from A Bigger Splash (which is pretty terrible) should see out the early 1990's Peter Greenaway film The Baby of Macon. Ralph was a a lot young and you get to see lots.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/03/2018|
R1, losing his hair is letting himself go? What else could he do? I think he looks pretty good in OP’s photo.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/03/2018|
I would have given Ralph a "full release" massage for free. How humiliating to have to go to a cash machine with the paps in tow, (You know those bitches called them in advance).
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/03/2018|
Masterful work in Schindler’s List . Superb actor all around. The nudity in A Bigger Splash was jaw dropping considering he’s in his 50s. Hope he’s finally able to nab an Oscar one day.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/03/2018|
I can never remember if he's Liam Neeson or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/03/2018|
I read somewhere he married Alex K. because they had been together for a very long time. He wasn't too thrilled about it, but he caved in. Then she wanted to have children and that's when he drew the line.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/03/2018|
If he's that much of a manwhore, I wonder if he ever lets guys get him off when he can't find any pussy. You know, because a hole's a hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/03/2018|
He's totally fuckable for a man in his 50s but he probably doesn't have much longer to get all the tail he can before he should think about settling down so he'll have the benefit of a reliable sex partner and someone to basically be his nurse in his senior years. Linked film clip is from The Duchess (2008).
I still want to know what he's like irl. On set and such.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/03/2018|
oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/03/2018|
Wasn't there a rumor that he had an affair with Andy Cohen?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/03/2018|
Interesting thought, r31.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/03/2018|
I liked his brother better for his looks back in the day but Joseph is beyond recognizable now as the same fellow who played Will Shakespeare. I can understand why Offred had to suppress her disgust every time he touched her in The Handmaids Tale. Ralph is the better actor though. Great in The English Patient and Schindlers List. He really nailed the banality of evil in that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/03/2018|
Apparently his brother had an accident and he had to get surgery to reconstruct his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/03/2018|
I'm laughing because he looks like every hot Daddy you might have met at The Anvil located in a grimey part of Manhattan known as the Meatpacking District back in the late seventies and early eighties. Back when they actually packed MEAT.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/03/2018|
R34 when? his brother is fug, his eyes are too close together.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/03/2018|
he drinks A LOT! who knows what/who he fucks when he's drunk.
He has major mummy issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/03/2018|
Is his brother in the Handmaid’s Tale?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/03/2018|
So it wasn't his face, it was his lips:
[quote]He took up rock-climbing after playing a mountaineer in Killing Me Softly, and half-killed himself trying to surf 15ft waves in Australia while filming The Great Raid in 2002. He ripped his lip off in a brutal wipe-out, requiring a graft from his earlobe to reconstruct it - the reason he's now rarely clean-shaven in photographs
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/03/2018|
He's a sex addict and doesn't seem to care that much how his hook ups look. He also said that he likes armpit hair (on women) when interviewed by Andy Cohen.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/03/2018|
R18 What was he like nude on stage? Is he hung? Uncircumcised?
Has his brother held onto his looks better?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/03/2018|
Big deal. He likes sex. Stop all the pearl clutching.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/03/2018|
Has always been hideous looking, with those reptilian eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/03/2018|
R42 watch a Bigger Splash. He’s nude full frontal for like 5 minutes. The scene is dark but you can clearly see everything. And he looked well hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/03/2018|
What about the bush, R45? Hope it’s nice and thick.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/03/2018|
Seems sleazy as a person but as an actor he's excellent. Loved him in The Grand Budapest Hotel and he elevated the bland Quiz Show. Very nice to look at in that.
But how on earth was he landed with the surname Twisleton-Wykeham-Fiennes?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/03/2018|
He is still sexy as hell. I think he's gotten better with age, and I usually don't like older men. Hugh Laurie is another one; he got sexier as he got older.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/03/2018|
[quote]oh poop. the clip above was supposed to start at 2:23 when he takes his shirt off. the first 2/3rds isn't worth watching.
It starts just right.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/03/2018|
r48 Is he circumcised or is he foreskin just pulled back?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/03/2018|
He shows peen in Red Dragon (directed by Brett Ratner). His look was very hot then, around the same time he did the horrid Maid in Manhattan with JLo.
Ralph has exquisitely beautiful features. Very un-Hollywood that he didn't bother to get plugs or some type of fake hair like 50-75++% of Hollywood. Must be a true stage thespian at heart.
I know google net worths don't mean much, but his is surprisingly low at 20mil. Contemporary Gary Oldman's is 40mil.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/03/2018|
he looks cut to me but who cares?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/03/2018|
Ralph has a large cock & shows it off in Red Dragon & The Baby of Macon. It’s too bad he never had kids with Alex Kingston, their offspring would have been gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/03/2018|
Well, this recent interview (linked) is quite illuminating.
The poster above who said he has “major mummy issues” was right! I still think he’s quite compelling and sounds likable in person (though probably not as much if you’re a woman). The good looks and that meaty cock make up for a lot of faults.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/04/2018|
Huuuuuuuuge fan of Ralph. Massively talented actor. Still so handsome. Perfectly dashing in English Patient. SOOOOO fucking funny in Grand Budapest Hotel. Just love him (and no, troll, I'm not his "agent")
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/04/2018|
His face has deep nasolabial folds(?) But his handsome, fine features can pull it off.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/04/2018|
I thought he was fantastic in BUDAPEST HOTEL and in BIGGER SPLASH. Very versatile actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/04/2018|
A boy’s best friend is his mother
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/04/2018|
So are rumours of him swinging both ways true? I have found that men who are hung, addicted to sex, and/or narcissists might not be bi so much, but will let a guy blow them. It's a form of showing off and being worshipped, I suspect.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/04/2018|
He seems REALLY into pussy, r64, but here’s the clip of him talking to Andy Cohen about pubic hair preferences that someone mentioned upthread and Andy says he’s seen Ralph’s bush in person so maybe you can determine for yourself whether it was a mutually sexual situation or what.
I do wonder if he’s a narcissist and if so, to what degree, now that you mention it.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/04/2018|
He used to be so beautiful....
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/04/2018|
No one has mentioned the old DL rumour about his alleged s/m relationship with Angelina Jolie back in the day yet? You bitches are slipping!
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/09/2018|
He and Tilda Swinton have an amazing chemistry in "A Bigger Splash."
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/09/2018|
He was a beautiful successful British actor and you have to ask if he's a narcissist?
He wouldn't be human if he wasn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/09/2018|
He and Francesca Annis left their spouses for each other. She was 18 years old than he and they were together for over 10 years. Definitely has mummy issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/09/2018|
^Annis got him in his prime years when he wasn't so twinky. Lucky!
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/09/2018|
Ralph Fiennes and Alex Kingston were one of those couples that cohabit for ages then marry and divorce in a matter of minutes. Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt come to mind as another such couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/09/2018|
I remember him saying "I didn't become an actor to appear on magazine covers".
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/09/2018|
Another rumor was that after he got with Francesca Annis, he grew tired of her and started up with her daughter Charlotte.
The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has [bold]consensual[/bold] sex with his partners.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/09/2018|
Joseph is into darker women. He hit on my lesbian Pacific Islander neighbour in a pub when he was filming in Australia.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/09/2018|
R74 - He's serving young Bradley Cooper realness in that photo!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/10/2018|
He's lipless. It's amazing he has a penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/10/2018|
If he is such pussyhound where is the dirt on him in the MeToo era?
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/10/2018|
Again, r80, it’s consensual sex. He’s always been extremely attractive and charismatic. Women are glad to fuck him even if he goes through them like Kleenex. These days he appears to have sworn off relationships altogether and probably pays for sex just to avoid the hassle of wooing and then breaking up with women.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/10/2018|
[quote] The rumors about his brother Joseph are much, much worse. Skeevy horndog though he is, at least Ralph has consensual sex with his partners.
Wha? I have never heard anything like this about Joseph Fiennes.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/12/2018|
Also interested in the rumours about Joseph Fiennes. Please come back and spill R67
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/15/2018|
(you can specify “Joseph Fiennes” or “Ralph Fiennes” if you’re only interested in one or the other) and the links to the various blind item rumors should come up. Then do a Find In Page search for Fiennes to jump to the pertinent blind item.
From what I recall: JF is alleged to have violently raped an actress (she never went public with an accusation for fear of losing her career) and his own career has been lackluster because of it, as European distributors who know and like the actress refuse to distribute any projects he’s in (good for them, I say). JF is married but treats his wife like shit in public, and of course cheats on her. He also finally got a TV show several years ago and when it was canceled he freaked out and tried to fuck every producer he could to see if he could get the show saved (unsurprisingly, this did not work). He sounds like a total shit.
The rumors about RF have been totally mild by comparison: he’s a pussyhound and a cheater but doesn’t seem to have the violent and emotionally abusive qualities of his younger bro. You do have to wonder how their parents produced two sons who are so misogynistic. Hopefully the other four siblings are more upstanding human beings.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/15/2018|
Oh god he's looking like a non- equity Tevya there. That's pretty bad. Where did the nose come from?
Well he got to be beautiful at some point in his life which is more than most of us get.
And in Hollywood a pussyhound and cheater is pretty benign.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/15/2018|
Thanks for that, R87.
Although that Joseph rape blind comes from CDAN, so I'm not sure how seriously we should take it. Isn't Enty known for making stuff up out of whole cloth?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/16/2018|
So Handmaid's tale is a perfect fit for JF.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/16/2018|
JF is so unattractive in THT. It makes Luke all the cuter.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/16/2018|
R92, I actually find the commander disturbingly hot, but then I like dominant daddy types.
I think the show is playing with BDSM tropes with that character and his relationship with Offred but the producers would never admit it of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/16/2018|
haha in r88's pic Ralph only requires a long pipe and a cone shaped hat to complete his garden gnome look. he's still hot if he grooms himself like in r3's link. those blue cut glass eyes remain striking.
I never saw his brother's appeal. Bland brown too-close-together eyes and brown hair, mediocre acting. Oh and the whole violent rape thing. I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted and his career really did just plunge into oblivion when he was otherwise poised, thanks to Shakespeare In Love, to be the next Colin Firth or Hugh Grant or whatever.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/16/2018|
[quote] I believe the blind item because it names the actress he assaulted
Which blind item did you read? The CDAN one just said the woman was in the industry and well known/liked by European film distributors; it didn't even specify that she was an actress. Could have been a publicist or producer.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/16/2018|
I read a blind on Ralph back in the day...he and Liam Neeson were running buddies for a while. Then Liam married Natasha Richardson. I never heard rumors about Ralph's orientation. Just about his mile high adventure with said flight attendant. Big ole cock with lots of smegma...he also had problems staying hard.
I thought Joseph was cuter. He was semi nude in KILLING ME SOFTLY & THE DARWIN AWARDS with Winona Ryder. Had a sort of sexy otter thing going on. I thought that both movies sucked, especially the former.
Do he and Ralph have the same father?? I don't see a resemblance at all....
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/16/2018|
Yes, R96, they are full brothers, although I agree they don't look it. Ralph is nearly a decade older than Joseph.
I've heard varying things about Ralph's sexuality. OTOH, it's obvious that he is indeed slutty with women. But I've read blinds that say he also likes to hook up with young men, especially if they are black or Latino.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/16/2018|
He is a known sex addict so it wouldn't be surprising at all if he's into men too. I mean there were even rumours about him and Andy Cohen 😂. R97
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/16/2018|
r95, it was Kristin Scott Thomas. same blind item.
I'm not completely clear on the BI that r96 and others here have interpreted to mean RF's got smegma. IIRC, it said something about how he doesn't get completely hard, yes, and added something that may have just referred to dribbly ejaculate, à la this other BI:
[quote]Thanks to a friend in the theatre, a Mole was given the chance to interview a fine British luvvie for his college newspaper, way back in 2003, and was promised ten minutes after the show with the great man. But who was it? Enjoying the play (Ibsen's 'Brand' in Haymarket), the Mole nipped backstage to thank his friend at the interval, to be confronted by the sight of the thespian ushering an usherette urgently into his dressing room during the ten minute break, trousers already tented at an angle. Surely not? In a ten minute break? With an usherette? When said thesp was already famously involved with a much-older (and willing to turn a blind eye to her priapic beau) actress? He managed to do the deed with five minutes to spare, emerging from the room with a grin on his face and actually zipping up his fly like a cad in a seventies porno. The play resumed and the Mole enjoyed the second act greatly, laughing continuously. Laughing at the famously grim Ibsen. During a play about a man witnessing the death of his wife and child... But what could be so funny? The Mole, from his seat on the front row, could see copious amounts of spunk littering the front of the great man's trousers and glowing heartily in the spotlights, like slug trails on a sunbaked patio. Ralph Fiennes
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/19/2018|
[quote]18. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 07/02 **#3** This foreign born A- list mostly television actor from a very hit streaming show seems to be like his character on the show and is a real a-hole. He goes to massage places here in LA and forces the women to have sex with them. If they don't he threatens to call to get them deported. Joseph Fiennes ("The Handmaid's Tale")
|by Anonymous||reply 100||07/08/2018|
R20, you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||07/08/2018|
Are you people believing gossip that Fiennes raped Kristin Scott Thomas?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||07/08/2018|
Yes, r102. I believe it. To clarify, Joseph is the alleged rapist. Ralph is a Lothario but there is no indication that he rapes women like his shitstain of a brother does.
Thanks for the suggestion r101. I recently saw A Bigger Splash and was waiting patiently for a payoff (namely RF’s big dick) and couldn’t bloody enjoy it because SPOILER ALERT his character gets bloody drowned in a very close up graphic scene and it’s ...a total downer way to cap off a relatively pointless film. Isn’t Sunshine about multiple generations of a Jewish family before, during and after the Holocaust? RF sure gravitates towards the heavy material.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/08/2018|
The sole source for these Joseph rape rumours is CDAN, a site known for making things up out of whole cloth.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/09/2018|
What happened to his faret faced brother?
|by Anonymous||reply 106||09/25/2018|
He was just Emmy nominated for his work on Handmaid's Tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||09/25/2018|
^ the brother, not Ralph.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||09/25/2018|
his brother is fug. eyes are too close together.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||09/25/2018|
Joseph Fiennes was hot as fuck in Killing Me Softly, and while the movie is a piece of shit, the sex scenes with Joseph and Heather Graham were hot!
|by Anonymous||reply 110||09/25/2018|
RF stars in Antony & Cleopatra at the National in London. I’m looking forward to seeing it broadcast on NT Live in December. Any Londoners here plan to see it in person?
Ralph is 10Xs more attractive than his brother Joseph. Always has been and ever will be.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||09/26/2018|
[quote]^ the brother, not Ralph.
The brother is in Handmaid's Tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||09/26/2018|
Has anyone seen him in Anthony and Cleopatra yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/07/2018|
No, but he will be in that silly Will Farrell, John C Reilly's Sherlock Holmes movie. Opens Christmas. Ralph plays Moriarty!
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/07/2018|
They had a NT Live broadcast of Antony & Cleopatra in movie theatres on Dec 6. I actually bought a ticket a month in advance and then totally forgot about it and didn’t go. I assume at this point if I cared enough I could find it on Pirate Bay or something.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/16/2018|
Ralph looks good even with no hair. Too bad he’s such a skank.
Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/16/2018|
[quote]Joseph Fiennes is ugly-ish.
r116 is Can't Tell His Ass from a Hole in the Ground-ish.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/16/2018|
He doesn't look all that hung in those pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/16/2018|
He should try aerobics. It's what I do.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/16/2018|
[quote] you could also see “Sunshine.” Ralph’s huge manhood is fully on display in that one.
Great film but seriously the concentration camp setting and the torture kinda rob it of its sex appeal.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/17/2018|
Yes, that seems to be a problem in most of his films. If he gets naked the sexiness of it is always ruined by madness, violence, his characters' gruesome death, etc. The End Of The Affair, costarring Julianne Moore, is a rare exception, although he's not full frontal in that one.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/18/2018|
Are both he and his brother uncircumcised?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/26/2018|
What does Ralph see in Andy Cohen? I know sex is sex, but Cohen is so vapid and superficial, he would irritate me to death. Did they meet through Liam Neeson? I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/26/2018|
I wonder if he has dabbled in twink rent boys with pal Liam Neeson, who I love.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/26/2018|
Just saw him in the new [italic]Holmes & Watson[/italic] movie (family wanted to go to the movies yesterday). He and Rebecca Hall must've really needed the money ...
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/26/2018|
Google says Ralph's nw is only $20-25 mil. Shocking since he's been in Hollywood for 30 years or so. R128 how was Ralph as Moriaty? Funny? Straight and serious throughout?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/26/2018|
[quote] I get the sense Liam only tolerates Cohen because he was Natasha's friend.
Honey, who do you think encouraged Liam to fuck Bradley Cooper? I know Bradley was a hot up and comer but even he needed a little aid in order to convince Liam fucking Neeson.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/26/2018|
You also see his cock in Sunshine.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/26/2018|
R129, he barely had any lines at all!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/26/2018|
SO what is the verdict? Is he dating Patti Smith or are they just “good friends”?
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/26/2018|
He used to fuck Andy Cohen on and off.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/26/2018|
He was super pretty back in the day. But English men don't tend to keep their looks that long. Today he looks like any other bald, middle aged man.
It would seem he is a sleazy jerk. Alex Kingston talked about how he told her he was leaving her for Francesca Annis. She said he "came breezing in" and she thought he was going to tell her they were going to go on a vacation, but instead he told her he was "in love with Francesca Annis." He and Annis both behaved like cunts; he was married at the time of their affair and she dumped her long time partner, with whom she had three children, to be with him. They were together for about a decade but supposedly his philandering finally ended it. Anyway, he does have a reputation for fucking indiscriminately. Flight attendants and hookers? I guess he'll fuck anything.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/26/2018|
I think Patti is his substitute mummy. So was Francesca Annis. So was Amanda Harlech.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||02/11/2019|
His latest photo shoot for Empire Magazine looks rather occult. Is he just like all the other Hollywood predators?
|by Anonymous||reply 138||02/27/2019|
I still can't get a satisfying read on him. He did a live Q&A session with fans via The Guardian earlier today, linked below. He seems like the kind of person who isn't motivated to try to please people. One could interpret that as refreshingly honest in a world of Hollywood PR bullshit, or conclude that he's a prick. Probably the latter, given how he treats women, as evidenced in r135's post.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||03/13/2019|
Ralph Fiennes , Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson were all brilliant in the film "In Bruges."
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/13/2019|
Ralph is fully hetero, sadly.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/14/2019|
His stank sleeve and overall lack of hygiene certainly hasn't turned the women off.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/14/2019|
Have you smelled him, R142?
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/15/2019|
I have read stuff about his smelly uncut penis that can’t always rise to the occasion because of booze, coke or whatever. I like him in the English Patient and Strange Days. Although I thought that Angela Bassett was way too foxy for his character. She was a complete babe back then.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/15/2019|
He just played a leading man 2 years ago in Grand Budapest Hotel and he was amazing!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||03/16/2019|
[quote]He can no longer play leading man roles...
HUH?? signed, The Careers of Laurence Olivier, Clint Eastwood, Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman, William Holden, Spencer Tracy, and a thousand other actors who played leading men roles into their 60s-70s.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/16/2019|
[quote]Looking in the mirror gets increasingly uncomfortable. If there’s a you that’s never lost it’s not the one I see in the mirror. It’s the one that’s inside you: your deeper self, I suppose. What you see in the mirror is just decaying flesh.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||03/17/2019|
The notorious flight attendant is a tragic character. She is a former undercover cop who risked her life infiltrating a crime gang in Sydney. She had a break down, left the force and worked for Qantas as an flight attendant while hooking part time in New Zealand. After Fiennes, her secret was revealed and she ended up bankrupt and publicly disgraced.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/17/2019|
Haven't there been rumors for years that both Ralph and his beady eyed brother were huge creeps that treated women like garbage?
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/17/2019|
I saw Antony and Cleopatra and he was out standing in it. Still very sexy- he had his top off in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/17/2019|
Yes, r151. The only women with whom RF appears to maintain positive long-term relationships are the older ones he calls upon as stand-ins for his deceased Mum. I wonder what he does with them.
He also seems quite close to his sisters and I get a protective brotherly vibe from the connection he has with Kristin Scott Thomas, possibly because his beady eyed brother is rumored to have violently raped her back in the late 90s.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||03/17/2019|
Hank Azaria and Helen Hunt were a "couple"? My sides!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/17/2019|
It was the 90s, R154.
What happened to the poster on one of the Liam Neeson threads that said that he and RF like underaged boys?
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/17/2019|
r155 Posters lie and mistake an actor for the other all the time. Anybody can start rumours.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/17/2019|
I remember reading that Neeson liked young rentboys but not necessarily underage. I’m sure Neeson has fucked a few twinks in his life. I bet that man has hadso much sexual opportunity that he just thought “what the hell” and sampled whatever came his way. RF I can see as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/17/2019|
I'd love to be spanked by him.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/17/2019|
I remember crushing on him when I was younger in Red Dragon
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/17/2019|
You guys like to project a lot too....
|by Anonymous||reply 160||03/17/2019|
The rumours were that Neeson got "bi curious" or whatever only after his wife died so that doesn't add up with the pre-marriage partying with Fiennes/hooking up with rentboys rumours.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||03/17/2019|
I do wonder if people believe the actually deluded runours about Laim Neeson. It is total wishful thinking and a bit embarrassing. Only ever read it here.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||03/17/2019|
He was at his most beautiful with the longer, darker hair, in Strange Days and Wuthering Heights.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/17/2019|
I think his Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights was the best ever on film. I’ve always been partial to that version because of Ralph’s Heathcliff and because that film version actually followed the book.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||03/17/2019|
Agree r164. He was so sexy yet hateable as Heathcliff.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/17/2019|
“Sexy yet hateable” is basically his brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||03/18/2019|
I have no problem with it R166
|by Anonymous||reply 167||03/18/2019|
Well, he's killing it with the hateable part R166.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/19/2019|
Neeson was a boxer, and they are notorious for their homosexual leanings.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/27/2019|
Years ago there were rumours that Ralph Fiennes liked to get a bit too handsy while filming sex scenes, not rapey, more like he liked to „improvise“ and touch more than what was agreed on. Didn‘t J Lo complain about it when thy were filming Maid in Manhattan? I remember reading about it and the comment went „yeah, he likes to do this, actresses know“
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/27/2019|
I thought J Lo only had nice, professional things to say about Ralph as he brought thespian-ness to her MiM flick. But that was over a decade ago, so I forget.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/27/2019|
I haven't heard that rumor before, r170. Seems plausible. My first thought is that I wouldn't mind it one bit, but of course such behavior is unprofessional, disrespectful, and misogynistic. Not every one of his costars is necessarily even attracted to him, and if they were it's not like a woman is likely to be genuinely turned on and enjoying herself on set with a crew of cameramen and gaffers hovering just feet away.
Is there even a sex scene in the RF/J.Lo movie? I believe I made the mistake of seeing it in the theater when it came out but it was such a cringingly flaccid script and lazy Hallmark storyline that I've essentially forgotten it. I recall being shocked that the thing was ever greenlit or that it managed to attract so many stars on board.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/29/2019|
Found the MiM “sex scene.” It’s just a couple seconds of them kissing while a rain machine splatters against the windows, then quick dissolve to generic city skyline and back to the hotel room the next morning with him asleep and her demurely holding the bed covers up to her neck. Hard to imagine he had the opportunity to get handsy.
My understanding is that he’s “intense” yet professional and polite on set, and his bad behavior is reserved for extracurricular visits to massage parlors etc whenever he’s jonesing for his next hit of pussy juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/31/2019|
I want Ralph’s M to spank me.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||04/14/2019|
Well, there were one or two insane DLers who were convinced that Andy Cohen had a secret relationship with Ralph Fiennes because the two always go to Liam Neeson's annual Christmas party. RF and LN have been good friends ever since they started together in Schindler's List, and RF was also close friends with LN's late wife Natasha Richardson, who RF also acted with in multiple films (probably some stage work too). RF remains close with Natasha's mother Vanessa Redgrave, whom he cast as Volumnia in his directorial debut, Coriolanus. But the question was, how did Andy Cohen have any business hanging out with the Neeson family crowd? It turns out Natasha Richardson was AC's bff.
There you have it.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||04/24/2019|
Ralph Fiennes is NOT a pussyhound he is a COCK HOUND.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||04/24/2019|
Andy and SJP were at Raffle’s movie premiere (White Crow) in NYC last night. So far no pics of Ralphie holding the Bebe on Andy’s Instagram. That’s wierd. All his other BFF’s have done the “meet the baby” pic. If you are as close as they are/were- it’s odd.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||04/24/2019|
r176 You are wrong. He's a pussyhound. I don't like him anyway, so who cares.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||04/26/2019|
Meson was rumored to be bisexual even before he became famous and married Natasha Richardson. She probably understood why because her father was bisexual too.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||04/26/2019|
He's been dating Patti Smith for quite a few years
|by Anonymous||reply 180||04/26/2019|
Patti is his substitute mummy. She wished him Happy Birthday on her Instagram and it blew up in her face. Everyone started tweeting they were dating. LOL. I noticed she steered clear of posting that she and her daughter were at the premiere of The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||04/26/2019|
Ralph has been on Watch What Happens Live many times, he and Andy are good friends
|by Anonymous||reply 182||04/26/2019|
I actually think Joseph is much better looking now than when he was younger and has a much sweeter face than Ralph. I don't like Ralph's "cold" look.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||04/26/2019|
Ralph used to be beautiful before balding destroyed his looks:
|by Anonymous||reply 185||04/26/2019|
[quote]The White Crow a couple of nights ago. Very unlike her.
Hardly. She'll show up wherever there are other celebs.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||04/26/2019|
R186 I meant it’s very unlike her to not post an event she has attended. She knew the Daily Mail would start fanning the flames that they are dating. 😂.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||04/26/2019|
Joseph's eyes are too close together and they're a blah brown colour whereas even past his prime, Ralph's got those striking baby blues. However, if you don't like his icy death stare, that's like, an immutable part of his personal brand, so. ::shrug::
|by Anonymous||reply 188||04/26/2019|
I love josephs eyes. Especially his long, thick, black eyelashes.
Yeah his eyes are a bit close together but it doesn't take away from their beauty. I find his eyes are just as intense as his brothers. It's actually more what's behind the eyes than the actual colour or shape that gives that sort of intensity. You can tell they've been through some things....usually that's what gives intensity anyway. I love brown eyes although his look more hazel to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||04/27/2019|
R175 thank you for explaining the Cohen connection but it’s still hard to believe they were BFFs. Poor Cohen must have had blue balls for years visiting their house hahaha!
|by Anonymous||reply 190||04/27/2019|
any interesting news or gossip about him?
|by Anonymous||reply 191||9 hours ago|
Neeson's a shit. Shills for the thuggish NY horse-carriage drivers, animal abusers. Probably cuz they're Irish. Fuck him.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||9 hours ago|
Ted Casablanca made a VERY interesting tweet about Ralph’s directorial debut.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||9 hours ago|