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People Who Say “Supposably” Should Be Dangled by their Misshapen Participles

Same thing with those who “could care less” about grammar.

by Anonymousreply 245March 27, 2018 10:09 AM

It's a doggie-dog world, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1March 18, 2018 6:49 PM

A coworker always says "idear" for idea.

He's from "Minnysoda," so we consider him our Special Needs employee.

by Anonymousreply 2March 18, 2018 6:52 PM

One of my favorites - Wipe that smurf of your face!

by Anonymousreply 3March 18, 2018 6:56 PM

elleben

by Anonymousreply 4March 18, 2018 6:56 PM

Birfday.

by Anonymousreply 5March 18, 2018 6:59 PM

Some douche on another thread typed "if you get my grip."

It's "gist," a word s/he's never used.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 18, 2018 7:00 PM

A woman once said to me “Let’s pick a restaurant and go. I am ravaged!” I replied that she shouldn’t be so hard on herself.

by Anonymousreply 7March 18, 2018 7:04 PM

Well, it's all really a mute point.

by Anonymousreply 8March 18, 2018 7:04 PM

Same with people who say/write suppose to or use to.

by Anonymousreply 9March 18, 2018 7:05 PM

Lieberry

"Something's been buggering me and I need to talk"

by Anonymousreply 10March 18, 2018 7:09 PM

For all intensive purposes

by Anonymousreply 11March 18, 2018 7:12 PM

Irregardless, OP, if you think people will change, you have another thing coming. So just tow the line before your brain literally explodes.

by Anonymousreply 12March 18, 2018 7:13 PM

Wha' shtreet you live on?

by Anonymousreply 13March 18, 2018 7:13 PM

Never heard OPs word, but prolly makes ill.

And a boss that said we need to work 24/7, 5 days a week. He didn't last.

by Anonymousreply 14March 18, 2018 7:18 PM

I don’t know which one’s worst: bacon or German sausage.

by Anonymousreply 15March 18, 2018 7:20 PM

I had went on Datalounge to find out if artists like Madonna and Janet were being discussed again.

by Anonymousreply 16March 18, 2018 8:33 PM

Their used to be lot’s of smart people here.

by Anonymousreply 17March 18, 2018 9:42 PM

People who say "practical," when it should be, "practicable" piss me off more than blobfish.

by Anonymousreply 18March 18, 2018 9:44 PM

Misuse of the reflexive pronoun "myself" is enough for me to immediately dismiss a person's intelligence and authority.

by Anonymousreply 19March 18, 2018 9:52 PM

Let me axe you something

by Anonymousreply 20March 18, 2018 10:01 PM

The moron’s on this site effect me lot’s with there post’s.

by Anonymousreply 21March 18, 2018 10:34 PM

The tailor alterated my new suit.

by Anonymousreply 22March 19, 2018 12:35 AM

Whose packing there lunch’s this week?

by Anonymousreply 23March 19, 2018 10:06 AM

R12 I once had a LANGUAGE ARTS teacher, of all people, who said irregardless. I shit you not.

I once had someone at a pet store use the word "opinionation" while giving me fish tank advice.

by Anonymousreply 24March 19, 2018 10:24 AM

It's probly true!

by Anonymousreply 25March 19, 2018 10:36 AM

A woman at my job said she was going to a "Christianing."

by Anonymousreply 26March 19, 2018 10:44 AM

People who think the sidewalk and the road are "the floor."

by Anonymousreply 27March 19, 2018 10:47 AM

I would of went to see her.

by Anonymousreply 28March 19, 2018 10:49 AM

I just head a sports journalist on FS1 call Lebron James's game "transcendental."

And yes, OP when someone says supposably they go right into my invisible trash can. The incorrect usage of the pronoun 'I because they think it sounds more intelligent than "me" is my second grammar punch and delete qualifier. The stringent spelling and grammar standards are what I like best about DL. This is the only site I am aware of on which incorrect grammar is not tolerated or excused.

by Anonymousreply 29March 19, 2018 10:57 AM

You speak well and I speak weller.

by Anonymousreply 30March 19, 2018 11:02 AM

I know so many hotties who message, "could of", on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 31March 19, 2018 11:27 AM

He was probably going to say something homophobic.

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by Anonymousreply 32March 19, 2018 11:47 AM

A woman asked "Where do you stay?" Told her I don't "stay" anywhere, I "live" in Brooklyn.

by Anonymousreply 33March 19, 2018 11:57 AM

Anyways, this is all besides the point.

by Anonymousreply 34March 19, 2018 12:07 PM

[quote]People who say "practical," when it should be, "practicable" piss me off more than blobfish.

People who put commas, in where they don't, belong piss me off almost, as much as people who can't spell "loser."

by Anonymousreply 35March 19, 2018 12:29 PM

[quote]A woman asked "Where do you stay?" Told her I don't "stay" anywhere, I "live" in Brooklyn.

Ebonics, I think.

by Anonymousreply 36March 19, 2018 12:29 PM

I watched Ethan from Le Creuset on QVC last night. For some reason, he kept pronouncing it "LAY Creuset" instead of LUH Creuset." I wanted to call him up and say "Putain, chien," but I was afraid I'd end up buying a French oven I don't need.

by Anonymousreply 37March 19, 2018 12:31 PM

OP = Chandler Bing

by Anonymousreply 38March 19, 2018 12:32 PM

Is there ever any reason to use "forwards" instead of "forward"?

by Anonymousreply 39March 19, 2018 12:40 PM

He forward the last tenant's mail when it arrives.

by Anonymousreply 40March 19, 2018 1:11 PM

What had happened was....

by Anonymousreply 41March 19, 2018 1:24 PM

Loosers

by Anonymousreply 42March 19, 2018 1:49 PM

Sometimes that's correct, r41.

by Anonymousreply 43March 19, 2018 1:52 PM

I'm taking composition and elocution classes so I can talk more better.

by Anonymousreply 44March 19, 2018 2:07 PM

Point in case: the word "irregardless".

by Anonymousreply 45March 19, 2018 2:09 PM

They're just conversating, OP, no big dig.

by Anonymousreply 46March 19, 2018 2:15 PM

Irregardless and orientated seem to be used in GB quite a bit now. Is this one of those things where the grammar powers that be just gave up and okayed those words as acceptable?

by Anonymousreply 47March 19, 2018 2:37 PM

Valentimes Day

by Anonymousreply 48March 19, 2018 2:42 PM

Bill Cosby did his doctorial studies in education.

by Anonymousreply 49March 19, 2018 2:43 PM

Her and her dog were in the backyard. Painful.

by Anonymousreply 50March 19, 2018 2:54 PM

Everyone is predjudiced!

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by Anonymousreply 51March 19, 2018 3:04 PM

Grrrr it makes me so mad I almost rent my kaftan in twain.

by Anonymousreply 52March 19, 2018 3:05 PM

My favorite jondra of movies is super hero/action.

by Anonymousreply 53March 19, 2018 3:11 PM

Her and I’s cab is here.... !

by Anonymousreply 54March 19, 2018 3:40 PM

I have no ideal.

by Anonymousreply 55March 19, 2018 3:42 PM

R33, that use of “stay” is fairly standard Black vernacular English. But you left out the preposition “at.” It’s more typically: “Where you stay at?”

If you consider that many of its users have more volatile living conditions, resulting in frequent moves and temporary housing, the use of stay actually makes a lot of sense.

by Anonymousreply 56March 19, 2018 4:53 PM

How about people who “conversate” over dinner. 😐

by Anonymousreply 57March 19, 2018 4:56 PM

They conversate at places where they stay at.

by Anonymousreply 58March 19, 2018 4:58 PM

Her place was unorganized. She should of know better.

From grade school:. (still useful today)

It's a smart dog that scratches its own fleas.

I came upon the grisly remains of a dead grizzly bear.

by Anonymousreply 59March 19, 2018 5:01 PM

People who pronounce Poinsettia as Poin-Setta. It's four syllables poin-seh-TEE-uh.

by Anonymousreply 60March 19, 2018 8:31 PM

There is no 's" at the end of TOWARD.

by Anonymousreply 61March 19, 2018 8:33 PM

I love when I see roadside signs announcing the sale of things such as “Orange’s” and “Walnut’s”

by Anonymousreply 62March 19, 2018 8:35 PM

Savings go into banks, the time change is Daylight Saving Time.

by Anonymousreply 63March 19, 2018 8:36 PM

What are you doing for ”Valentimes”?

by Anonymousreply 64March 19, 2018 8:39 PM

A real estate agent from another country told me the house was recently "remodelated."

by Anonymousreply 65March 19, 2018 8:40 PM

It really was “a blessing in the skies”

by Anonymousreply 66March 19, 2018 8:43 PM

I saw a sign outside a cheap cafe 'Belgium Waffles'. I was tempted to ask for their 'France Fries'.

by Anonymousreply 67March 19, 2018 9:18 PM

People who say crapes, when they mean crepes.

by Anonymousreply 68March 19, 2018 9:35 PM

Calling "Hello Dolly" a play, instead of a musical.

by Anonymousreply 69March 19, 2018 9:36 PM

What if you actually could care less?

by Anonymousreply 70March 19, 2018 9:53 PM

I could marry all of you, accept that’s not cope and static.

by Anonymousreply 71March 19, 2018 9:56 PM

For all intensive purposes, it is

by Anonymousreply 72March 19, 2018 10:04 PM

The doctor looked at my legs and said I have Very Close Veins.

by Anonymousreply 73March 19, 2018 10:48 PM

[Quote]I have no ideal.

I know it as "idear."

by Anonymousreply 74March 19, 2018 10:59 PM

She wears such nice jooluhry. Some of her joo'ools are real expensive.

by Anonymousreply 75March 19, 2018 11:06 PM

If you have an emergency call the “ambalance”

by Anonymousreply 76March 19, 2018 11:08 PM

It’s imporDant to speak correctly.

by Anonymousreply 77March 19, 2018 11:22 PM

Lawn mower needs FIXED

by Anonymousreply 78March 19, 2018 11:25 PM

"Nucular" (three dumbass GOPig presidents)

by Anonymousreply 79March 19, 2018 11:29 PM

Do you have a cackalator I can use to add these numbers?

by Anonymousreply 80March 20, 2018 12:09 AM

Where are you at?

by Anonymousreply 81March 20, 2018 12:37 AM

What about people who ask for your “John Henry” when they need your signature?

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by Anonymousreply 82March 20, 2018 1:08 AM

Make sure that spaghetti is all denty.

by Anonymousreply 83March 20, 2018 1:31 AM

I'm from a third world country but my family speaks English. However, because of some translation quirk, every single cousin etc, says "I didn't wanted to do that", or, "why did he marry that girl when he didn't wanted to marry her". "I did not like the pink and didn't wanted it, so I bought the blue". I just stay quiet so I don't get told "what?? did you thinked that you're American???"(Last one is a joke).

by Anonymousreply 84March 20, 2018 1:31 AM

Let's give a shout-out to "Irregardless! Yaasssss!

by Anonymousreply 85March 20, 2018 1:33 AM

Compared to most of the grammatical errors enumerate here, mispronouncing the word " crepes " is excusable.

by Anonymousreply 86March 20, 2018 8:52 AM

We’re Americans here. Say “among” and not “amongst”. Blimey!

Hear all the time now: “I got tickets for Hank and I.”

by Anonymousreply 87March 20, 2018 9:20 AM

Keep me appraised of the situation.

by Anonymousreply 88March 20, 2018 10:13 AM

I saw a filum at the movie house,.

by Anonymousreply 89March 20, 2018 10:18 AM

This thread makes feel badly.

by Anonymousreply 90March 20, 2018 10:39 AM

^ makes me feel badly.

by Anonymousreply 91March 20, 2018 10:40 AM

[quote]What had happened was....

[quote]Sometimes that's correct, [R41].

Yeah, the prick@R41 is CLEARLY referring to when Black people use it. (Uh-huh, a Preposition at the end of a sentence...EAT me)

by Anonymousreply 92March 20, 2018 11:20 AM

[quote]Where are you at?

Drives my 70-year-old black mother crazy. So of course, I take every opportunity to use it in her presence.

Also? the use of it amuses me.

by Anonymousreply 93March 20, 2018 11:26 AM

R90 Judge Judy uses "badly" often.

by Anonymousreply 94March 20, 2018 11:29 AM

He'll succumble to that medical condition if it's left untreated.

by Anonymousreply 95March 20, 2018 11:38 AM

A friend with a speech problem was going to Las Vegas and said he would be staying at "Seizure's Palace." Love him.

by Anonymousreply 96March 20, 2018 11:45 AM

Worse thread ever! Prolly started by a women who has never one anything in her life. Your boring OP!

by Anonymousreply 97March 20, 2018 11:55 AM

Alls ya have to do is....

by Anonymousreply 98March 20, 2018 12:03 PM

Well, a preposition at the end of a sentence truly signals your poor education like a neon sign, regardless of race.

If we are talking Ebonic generalization, it's an omission which bothers me most.

"What he do?" "Where he go?" "Where my lunch?" "Who her baby daddy?' I can truly say that I have never once heard a white person say those things. That is not to say that whites don't have abominable grammar...they do. But it's different abominable grammar.

What is wrong with differentiating dialectic speaking? Cajun Louisianans speaks so strangely outsiders have difficulty understanding them. There are areas of the Easter Shore of Virginia which practically have their own language. I think it's kind of cool.

by Anonymousreply 99March 20, 2018 12:05 PM

From the Daily Mail today:

"The 39-year-old was allegedly kept in a holding cell for hours as she explained between tears that her religion forbids her from removing her hijab in front of men who aren't in her intimidate family."

by Anonymousreply 100March 20, 2018 12:07 PM

I would take these petty grammar issues of native English speakers ANY day of the week over the many recent immigrants I encounter in shops, whom I have incredible difficulty communicating with.

And I don’t care about intent and effort, I care about practicality.

by Anonymousreply 101March 20, 2018 12:10 PM

[quote]Well, a preposition at the end of a sentence truly signals your poor education like a neon sign, regardless of race.

Not really. You should prolly catch up on your grammar rules--they’ve changed since the late 80s. That “No preposition at the end of a sentence” shit is played out. Straight up antiquated--regardless of your race.

Also, I'll let you in on a secret...you come across 10 times more of an asshole than people who routinely use bad grammar.

by Anonymousreply 102March 20, 2018 12:30 PM

From Page Six today:

"Eva Longoria selling home ahead of baby."

Maybe she should sell the baby first.

by Anonymousreply 103March 20, 2018 12:30 PM

R102 I prefer it that way,

I am a rich and successful asshole. I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.

by Anonymousreply 104March 20, 2018 12:54 PM

Girl’s, girl’s, let’s leave the racist and political shit out of this thread. Theirs’ two much fun to be had in mocking illiteracy!

by Anonymousreply 105March 20, 2018 1:29 PM

Here, hear!!

by Anonymousreply 106March 20, 2018 2:37 PM

How about when people think something is cute and say “Awe I love it!”

by Anonymousreply 107March 20, 2018 2:40 PM

I'll love you ohways.

by Anonymousreply 108March 20, 2018 2:45 PM

Knew a girl who used to say "Don't hee and haw about it if there's nothing you can do."

by Anonymousreply 109March 20, 2018 2:50 PM

What was the book entitled?

by Anonymousreply 110March 20, 2018 2:57 PM

"John and myself was going to the store"

Literally, literally, LITERALLY.

I want to literally punch anyone in the face who uses that as every other word in their sentences.

by Anonymousreply 111March 20, 2018 3:15 PM

Let us conversate, shall we?

That begs the question, why do people do that.

Both of the above drive me fucking crazy.

by Anonymousreply 112March 20, 2018 4:12 PM

Not a grammar issue but ceiling and roof are different, albeit related, parts of a building.

by Anonymousreply 113March 20, 2018 4:22 PM

R100 There is nothing in the Quran that requires head or full-body covering. The Quran simply refers to "modesty."

A Christian in Florida who converted to Islam, refused to remove her head covering for a Driver License photo. They denied the license, she had the photo taken full face. Same rule applies to Nuns, no photo wearing a habit. Men are not allowed to wear hats for licenses or Passport pix.

by Anonymousreply 114March 20, 2018 4:49 PM

The different breakfastses offered at that diner are all scrumpchous!

by Anonymousreply 115March 20, 2018 4:55 PM

A former co-worker told me that her husband was absolutely VIVID when his door got dinged in a parking lot.

by Anonymousreply 116March 20, 2018 4:57 PM

[quote] Something's been buggering me and I need to talk

Sounds hot.

by Anonymousreply 117March 20, 2018 4:58 PM

May I have a glass of melk? And I'd like a smaller glass then hers.

by Anonymousreply 118March 20, 2018 5:01 PM

I've heard people who called interpreters "interpretators," describing them as those who "interpretate" between languages.

by Anonymousreply 119March 20, 2018 5:06 PM

Drapes are not window coverings, they're draperies.

by Anonymousreply 120March 20, 2018 5:07 PM

I used to eat Frosty Flakes as a kid.

by Anonymousreply 121March 20, 2018 5:24 PM

He drownded in one of them there pool’s.

by Anonymousreply 122March 20, 2018 5:54 PM

R18-in some countries with the British medical school teaching system, exams are divided into “written”, ‘’oral”, and “practical”. “Practical” is almost always is used in the context of exams.

by Anonymousreply 123March 20, 2018 6:03 PM

I meant “practical” is almost always used in the context of exams.

by Anonymousreply 124March 20, 2018 6:28 PM

R100-You somehow attracted a muslim troll at114 by your Daily Mail comment. No reason for them to be on dl. I think FF.

by Anonymousreply 125March 20, 2018 8:24 PM

A friend's father thinks Rotisserie Chicken is pronounced Rotaserry.

by Anonymousreply 126March 20, 2018 8:34 PM

Some think Preventative sounds more important than Preventive. They have the same meaning.

by Anonymousreply 127March 20, 2018 8:39 PM

R102 confirms that "The Ignorant Prevail."

by Anonymousreply 128March 20, 2018 8:46 PM

Disirregardless (have heard this several times)

Didja throw it down duh zink? Maybe dat's why duh zink's done stopped up.

We're goin downey ocean in August.

by Anonymousreply 129March 20, 2018 8:51 PM

R125, II am not a Troll. A neighbor who is an Imam at a Central New Jersey mosque is the source of the information. I doubt you have equal credentials.

by Anonymousreply 130March 20, 2018 8:59 PM

"Orientate." No, fuckwad, it's [italic]orient.[/italic] You go to orientation, but you orient yourself to something.

People who write "wala" for [italic]voila.[/italic] This is happening more and more.

"Realtor" pronounced "real-uh-tur." No, it's pronounced exactly how it's spelled, with two syllables.

by Anonymousreply 131March 20, 2018 9:03 PM

Are people EVER going to say "twenty-eighteen" for the date, or are we doomed to a century of saying "two-thousand whatever?" I mean, doesn't "two-thousand twenty" sound way more complicated than "twenty-twenty?" It seems to be going the other way, too. The other morning I heard an LA TV newscaster refer to something that had happened in "nineteen-hundred and fifty nine."

by Anonymousreply 132March 20, 2018 9:04 PM

I still tend to say "two-thousand whatever" out of habit, r132. For me, it just rolls off the tongue. I've been trying to say "twenty-whatever" for any year past 2010, but I just keep reverting to how I've been saying it since the year 2000. However, I've noticed that plenty of other people are saying it your way, especially young people, so it'll probably become the standard within the next twenty years.

by Anonymousreply 133March 20, 2018 9:36 PM

I wonder the same thing R132 and R133. I can totally fellate.

by Anonymousreply 134March 20, 2018 9:44 PM

People who write "$12 dollars" or whatever the amount is. NO!! It's either $12 or 12 dollars, but not both.

4 pm in the afternoon. NO!! It's either 4 pm or 4 in the afternoon, but not both.

The word is pronounced (and spelled) caramel (three syllables), NOT carmel.

by Anonymousreply 135March 20, 2018 9:56 PM

The magazine is called The New Yorker, not the New Yorker. I'm astonished how often I see this misused in books and memoirs.

by Anonymousreply 136March 20, 2018 10:07 PM

TV and radio folk who say "5 AM in the morning."

by Anonymousreply 137March 20, 2018 10:25 PM

Sorry R135, I whizzed by your post.

by Anonymousreply 138March 20, 2018 10:27 PM

Doctor Ben Casey, MD. He's Doctor or MD, but not both,

by Anonymousreply 139March 20, 2018 10:28 PM

R133 How about "20 ought 3"

by Anonymousreply 140March 20, 2018 10:33 PM

A woman at work takes Tylenoy for headaches. Perfume preference is Charlie De Ritz.

by Anonymousreply 141March 20, 2018 10:36 PM

I started saying "twenty-oh-one" in 2001.

by Anonymousreply 142March 20, 2018 10:38 PM

Notary Republic.

by Anonymousreply 143March 20, 2018 10:40 PM

[quote] A friend's father thinks Rotisserie Chicken is pronounced rotaserry.

It that like barbra Q ?

by Anonymousreply 144March 20, 2018 10:59 PM

Yuh know what I'm sayin?

by Anonymousreply 145March 20, 2018 11:13 PM

All the sudden.

by Anonymousreply 146March 20, 2018 11:14 PM

Caroline Kennedy's campaign to claim Hillary Clinton's Senate seat has taken another downturn after an interview in which she said "you know" 142 times.

by Anonymousreply 147March 20, 2018 11:19 PM

Anyone who says like, you know, nomesayin, or yafeelme after every statement should wear a shock collar until they stop.

by Anonymousreply 148March 20, 2018 11:26 PM

I said archive the other day and a co-worker asked me how to spell it because she didn't recognize the word. So I did and she said oh I thought it was pronounced, "are chiv veee". It's been stuck in my head for weeks and I want to fucking kill the bitch.

by Anonymousreply 149March 20, 2018 11:28 PM

R149 lol the best is when they fight you when you correct them. I had a friend tell me that my horoscope said I would go on a wild and unexpected “rondavius”. I thought about it for a minute, confused, and then realized she meant rendezvous. I laughed for days over that one.

I never did get my rondavius. 😭

by Anonymousreply 150March 20, 2018 11:34 PM

A friend says "I just got home from work and I'm dishausted."

He also says "right off the back" instead of "bat."

He's a little slow. I never correct him and try not to laugh.

by Anonymousreply 151March 20, 2018 11:41 PM

When I was a teen my father broke me of the "you know" habit by saying "no I don't" each time.

by Anonymousreply 152March 20, 2018 11:47 PM

[quote]I saw a filum at the movie house,

That's actually an Irish thing, for which I am guilty. We have issues with --lm words. e.g., Colm is pronounced Collum. I also have trouble with th words. I say tird for third, etc. Also, you probably won't hear me answer a question with yes or no.

by Anonymousreply 153March 20, 2018 11:47 PM

A guy in my building said he was going out in "full legalia."

by Anonymousreply 154March 20, 2018 11:48 PM

R153 A friend born here says Fit Avenue. Now I know why. Thanks. After thirty years his parents haven't lost their Trim accents.

by Anonymousreply 155March 20, 2018 11:56 PM

[quote]Also, you probably won't hear me answer a question with yes or no.

Aye or nay?

by Anonymousreply 156March 20, 2018 11:57 PM

LOL, R156. We usually reflect back what was said. e.g., are you going to the fillim? Answer: I am.

by Anonymousreply 157March 21, 2018 12:12 AM

“I nipped that right in the butt.”

Are you a dog?

by Anonymousreply 158March 21, 2018 1:47 AM

All of the above, but especially R131’s contributions.

I live on the Wisconsin-Michigan border. Only about 14 percent of the population went to college and it shows.

by Anonymousreply 159March 21, 2018 2:16 AM

What about people that call shrimp “scrimps”

by Anonymousreply 160March 21, 2018 2:19 AM

[Quote]What about people that call shrimp “scrimps”

Wha' 'bout 'em?

by Anonymousreply 161March 21, 2018 2:41 AM

My father used to joke about, and imitate, the owner of his favorite Greek restaurant saying "SREEMPS!" for shrimp.

When I was very young modren for modern was much more commonplace.

Nucular still bothers me.

by Anonymousreply 162March 21, 2018 3:50 AM

I've heard many people say "Old Timers" or "All Timers" for Alzheimer's.

Its the worse!

by Anonymousreply 163March 21, 2018 3:52 AM

"Flustrate," which I've heard more than one Midwesterner say. I'd say it was a clever portmanteau of [italic]fluster[/italic] and [italic]frustrate,[/italic] but I'm pretty sure it's because the speakers of this word are just too stupid to know they're wrong.

by Anonymousreply 164March 21, 2018 5:11 AM

R119, I would love to conversate with you further!

by Anonymousreply 165March 21, 2018 6:20 AM

Though I have never come "acrossed" these in written form, they irk me nonetheless: "Fur-togra-fur" ""Fuss-trate" "Hom-a-sexual" "Sick-chiatryst" "Eem" rather than him "Roth-Iron"

by Anonymousreply 166March 21, 2018 6:34 AM

One of the white guy talk show hosts had an amusing quote from Amorosa

Jesus ain't say that.

by Anonymousreply 167March 21, 2018 6:43 AM

Omarosa. scusy

by Anonymousreply 168March 21, 2018 6:43 AM

If you can't even pronounce it, you can't have the football.

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by Anonymousreply 169March 21, 2018 6:45 AM

[quote]Nucular still bothers me.

Pundints say it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 170March 21, 2018 6:48 AM

Ash-phalt

by Anonymousreply 171March 21, 2018 6:51 AM

Sumpin'** really got me the other night..

I was listening to "Coast To Coast AM" (yeah, yeah, you too, buddy!) while I was brushing my teeth and George Noory, his guest, and a caller were all using the far-too-common mispronunciation of "nuclear". You know the one..I'm brushing away, and they just kept saying it, over and over. I finally chucked the brush at the radio in exasperation. Grrr!

**I know a "fambly" that persist in using this term. Every last one of them. It's not a regionalism either.

by Anonymousreply 172March 21, 2018 7:05 AM

people (usually millenial women) who pronounce words like "button" as "buh-en".

by Anonymousreply 173March 21, 2018 7:11 AM

As an Aussie, I've never heard of about 95% of these. I don't mind words that are pronounced differently due to accent (i.e. US say "ligh-brah-ree", Aussies say "Ligh-bree" for library). I hate "prolly" instead of "probably", especially in the written form. I hate people who capitalise every single letter of the sentence. I hate people who say "should of" instead of "should've". I hate "alot".

I hate when Europeans (French usually) say "medium menu" instead of "medium meal" at Mcdonalds/fast food.

by Anonymousreply 174March 21, 2018 7:24 AM

My two current pet peeves:

People who "based off of" instead of "based on" ("The movie was based off of the book.")

People who use "bias" as the adjective, dropping the "ed." ("He is so bias!" "The media are bias.")

by Anonymousreply 175March 21, 2018 7:40 AM

R175 Thank you for reminding me of another pet peeve of mine, only detected amongst Canadian English speakers: seared "off", cooked "off", baked "off", grilled "off", browned "off", sautéed "off".... Etc. Off of what really? Seems like a useless and needless dangling preposition. In my understanding of my native language, a bake off or a cook off meant a competition of sorts, or a contest. Thus far residing in the states, it does appear to be a Canadianism. Any Americans who have heard otherwise, please feel free to chime in. No offense Canadians, I love you all.

by Anonymousreply 176March 21, 2018 7:53 AM

I worked with a diabetic old man who took "antibodies" when he'd get an infection.

A college friend would say "flustrated" because she had grown up hearing her mom say it. I thought it was silly and made up, and I teased her, but before I got too English-major-obnoxious, I looked it up in an old dictionary of mine and found that it was, indeed, a word. I apologized.

Of the many reasons there are to think Jenna Bush Hager is a dope, topping my list is the fact that she was an English major at UT Austin, presents herself as though she worked as a teacher (18 months as a teacher's aide), and is the daughter of a teacher/librarian, yet says things like "supposably" and "a hunnert." Argh! I have to mute the TV when she's speaking.

by Anonymousreply 177March 21, 2018 8:31 AM

I hear "off" a lot on American cooking shows, but it's usually to do with baking. "We need to bake those cupcakes off now! Get them in the oven!"

We also have the Jazzy Vegetarian who — when she's not singing about ingredients, scatting, or bringing the vegan cuisine of 1972 to a new generation — uses "out" at least three times per show. "Line out the baking sheet with parchment." "I'm going to garnish out the mousse with a single chocolate chip." "Make sure the casserole dish is greased out well."

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by Anonymousreply 178March 21, 2018 8:32 AM

Thx for sharing R178.... I watch many US cooking shows, but never noticed. Sometimes we Brits will follow cooking verbs with "up"... i.e. Cook them up, or bake them up. The Jazzy Vegetarian is simply the WORST ever! I would even feed captive enemies better!

by Anonymousreply 179March 21, 2018 9:51 AM

Did you hear that Cher has a new alblum?

by Anonymousreply 180March 21, 2018 9:53 AM

"My company is New York-based." Based is a wasted word. It's a given that companies serve areas beyond their hometown. '

by Anonymousreply 181March 21, 2018 10:07 AM

[quote]I am a rich and successful asshole. I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.

I suppose it does a lot of the time. But...let’s not pretend this thread is some kind of educational tool in how to be a successful, well-rounded person. When we ALL know it’s just a bunch of bougie, old, predominately-white queens making fun of the way urban people speak.

In fact, I’d actually have a modicum of respect for your elitist asses if you had named this thread “Let’s make fun of how poor people NEVER use proper grammar.”

by Anonymousreply 182March 21, 2018 10:21 AM

R182 is proceeding under the misconception that anyone actually gives a fuck about this opinions.

by Anonymousreply 183March 21, 2018 10:36 AM

R182 Though I admire your respect for the poor, the less fortunate, and the uneducated; we really are not guilty here of picking on any of them specifically. Many of the posters here are pointing out regionalisms, slang, and foolish mistakes educated people often make. I honestly only read a few that seemed to target urban folks specifically. Many colloquialisms here are actually quite popular amongst country or suburban people to be more specific. I have been targeted by grammar trolls here numerous times, and have stated it can be overbearing.. I am educated, bilingual, and obviously not perfect. What this thread does is point up silly mistakes that really bother MOST people because of how OBVIOUSLY wrong they are. You seriously shouldn't take umbrage with it. Rich upper-class twits have been taken to task here too. e.g. Jenna Bush Hagar, and those who feel badly.

by Anonymousreply 184March 21, 2018 11:09 AM

r176 r178 "Baked off" is chef school terminology, indicating an item on the list is completed. Just to say "baked" would only indicate the type of cooking, not whether the task/item had been completed. And in this usage, "off" is an adverb, not a preposition.

by Anonymousreply 185March 21, 2018 11:15 AM

[quote]I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.

If they were that creditable, you would have written "They actually do matter."

by Anonymousreply 186March 21, 2018 11:16 AM

On a Canadian real estate show the agent said "we're leaving out," He should have left out "out.".

by Anonymousreply 187March 21, 2018 11:19 AM

Thanks for the explanation R185. The "off" still sounds oddly wrong and a bit off to my ear though. My mum is a Cordon Bleu graduate and former chef. She never adds the "off". We are British though, and one does not hear this in London.

by Anonymousreply 188March 21, 2018 11:21 AM

Maybe it's American, r188. The first person I heard use it went to CIA or Johnson & Wales.

by Anonymousreply 189March 21, 2018 11:27 AM

I don't like it, either, btw, r188.

by Anonymousreply 190March 21, 2018 11:28 AM

Glad others here are in agreement R190. I find it a redundancy. Shouldn't we all strive to be concise in our language, if not for style? When the "off" is added as past tense in R185's explanation, it sounds quite logical; like checking a task off a list. However, when one on a cooking show says "we are going to sear these off." or "let's sear these off", it sounds dreadful.

by Anonymousreply 191March 21, 2018 11:39 AM

Lead is a heavy metal with atomic number 82.

If you used to lead a group, you could say you led it.

by Anonymousreply 192March 21, 2018 12:00 PM

Drug for dragged.

I try to handle it with kit gloves.

by Anonymousreply 193March 21, 2018 2:29 PM

... and jamp for jumped.

by Anonymousreply 194March 21, 2018 2:31 PM

A friend once wrote that she had run “the full gambit of emotions.” I staged an intervention.

by Anonymousreply 195March 21, 2018 3:14 PM

Dived is the past tense of dive, not dove. East to remember, Dove is a soap and wonderful chocolate.

by Anonymousreply 196March 21, 2018 3:26 PM

Snuck for sneaked.

Regiment for regimen. Amazing how many people fuck that up.

by Anonymousreply 197March 21, 2018 6:51 PM

When did it become okay to pronounce often as off-ten? It drives me up the wall! The t is silent, but I know this battle has been lost. The same with people pronouncing every consonant in February, arctic, and Antarctica. The r is silent in February and the c is silent in the other two. And the first t in Antarctica is also silent.

by Anonymousreply 198March 21, 2018 6:54 PM

My name is Jean Harlow, the T is silent.

by Anonymousreply 199March 21, 2018 7:39 PM

R199, surely you jest.

by Anonymousreply 200March 21, 2018 7:44 PM

My Israeli ex had a funny way of turning words around, like "towel paper" and "walkside."

by Anonymousreply 201March 21, 2018 8:34 PM

R195 /OP

Was the gambit from A to B? I take it that your friend doesn't wear glasses.

You've lost me, R199. Is there a riddle in that somewhere?

by Anonymousreply 202March 21, 2018 8:42 PM

Your statement is irrevelant.

by Anonymousreply 203March 22, 2018 12:41 AM

Does r202 really not get r199?

by Anonymousreply 204March 22, 2018 12:57 AM

Good question, r204. I'm on tender hooks waiting to find out!

by Anonymousreply 205March 22, 2018 12:59 AM

[bold] I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THE CRITICIZING GRAMMAR PUSSIES !

OR IS THAT PUSSYS !

by Anonymousreply 206March 22, 2018 1:06 AM

OP, you really should come up from the basement, and into the daylight.

by Anonymousreply 207March 22, 2018 1:08 AM

There's absolutely nothing to criticize about grammar pussys, r206. I love them!

by Anonymousreply 208March 22, 2018 1:18 AM

R201 — I have a French-Canadian friend from Montreal who often puts words in reverse order. My favorite is "paper toilets," as in, "you can buy paper toilets for really cheap at Costco."

by Anonymousreply 209March 22, 2018 1:51 AM

Helpful hint: If you want to refer to something as having pus, you do NOT say it is "pussy," because, of course, that spells pussy, even though you want it to rhyme with "fussy" in this instance. Oh, what to do!?

Easy. Just use the correct medical term: [italic]purulent,[/italic] as in, "that wound looks purulent." I figured this out for myself after seeing the medical column headline in my local newspaper, "Pussy Lesion Is Cause For Woman's Concern."

[italic]Purulent.[/italic] Your word for the day.

by Anonymousreply 210March 22, 2018 2:08 AM

My purulent lesion stinks!

by Anonymousreply 211March 22, 2018 2:48 AM

He sounds hot, r209.

by Anonymousreply 212March 22, 2018 2:53 AM

r198 please tell me that you don't actually pronounce "Antarctica" as "An-ar-i-ca". It's pronounced exactly as it's spelled. All letters are pronounced.

by Anonymousreply 213March 22, 2018 8:01 AM

Have you noticed people who drop the "T' in words like center?

by Anonymousreply 214March 22, 2018 10:07 AM

Supposably I have old timer’s, and now have to take many pill’s every day. You probably covered old timer’s already; I just cant’ wreck collect.

by Anonymousreply 215March 22, 2018 10:13 AM

When I was eight I latched onto the word "broughten." (As in [italic]"I wish I'd broughten my book.")[/italic]

It just sounded right. No one agreed.

by Anonymousreply 216March 22, 2018 10:29 AM

R186 Nice try.

When saying, "It does really matter." IT is the understood [html removed]>> and the pronoun[html removed]> applies correctly.

I always thank anyone here, not in this thread per se, but on DL in general, who corrects a genuine mistake I have made. Why get huffy? It will only serve me well to know what I am doing incorrectly. But your example is a fail.

by Anonymousreply 217March 22, 2018 10:40 AM

One thing that's always grated on me is seeing the spelling "theatre" instead of "theater" here in the U.S.

I know it's an option, but it always makes me feel like I'm suddenly prancing down the [italic]Champs-Élysées,[/italic] and I hear "tee-AT-re" in my head.

by Anonymousreply 218March 22, 2018 10:48 AM

Well that didn't work....

by Anonymousreply 219March 22, 2018 10:49 AM

[quote] Doctor Ben Casey, MD. He's Doctor or MD, but not both,[/quote]

That’s not true, [R139]. While Dr. Ben Casey is indeed a doctor, the MD indicates what type of doctorate he has. Dr. Ben Casey, PhD; Dr. Ben Casey, DO; Dr. Ben Casey, DDS, etc.

My pet peeve is the incorrect use of punctuation with quotation marks. Almost always, the punctuation goes [i]inside[/i] the quotation marks. It irritates me when I see someone write, Jim Bob said, “I don’t want to wear that”. Aaaaargh.

Other pet peeves: My brother has the diabeets and we had to call the amberlamps the other day.

I borrowed my friend some money, I hope he pays me back. (Or worse, ‘lended’ him.)

by Anonymousreply 220March 22, 2018 10:50 AM

R216 Types cute. Sounds cute too!

by Anonymousreply 221March 22, 2018 10:55 AM

[quote]R107 How about when people think something is cute and say “Awe I love it!”

If they're saying it, how do you know how they're spelling it?

by Anonymousreply 222March 22, 2018 11:04 AM

[quote]R114 A Christian in Florida who converted to Islam refused to remove her head covering for a Driver License photo. They denied the license, she had the photo taken full face. Same rule applies to Nuns, no photo wearing a habit. Men are not allowed to wear hats for licenses or Passport pix.

LET THE STATES DECIDE!

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by Anonymousreply 223March 22, 2018 11:13 AM

I have a friend who says, "This place is starting to look like Tobacco Row!" I do not point out that it is actually TOBACCO ROAD.

Which is maybe good, because I finally looked it up, and Tobacco Row is actually an area of warehouses in Virginia. So, maybe we're both right?

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by Anonymousreply 224March 22, 2018 12:07 PM

"He sounds hot, [R209]."

My French-Canadian friend IS hot, R212. Unfortunately for me, he's also straight.

*sigh*

by Anonymousreply 225March 22, 2018 4:11 PM

My boyfriend was all mad at me because I had tooken my time in responding to his supposetly urgent text messages.

by Anonymousreply 226March 22, 2018 4:20 PM

Last evening, on one of those channels that show old movies, the announcer said that, coming up next is The Anderson Tapes, starring Sean Connery and directed by Sidney Lu-MAY. I think it was the same bimbo who talked about a new bi-opic instead of bio-pic

by Anonymousreply 227March 22, 2018 7:02 PM

From decades ago, WCAX TV, CBS, in Burlington, Vermont , the announcer for the late movie said, "starring CAPOSHIN" ...meaning Capucine.

by Anonymousreply 228March 22, 2018 7:23 PM

Ah-ight! Love this thread alot. Suffice it to say, we all know many grammer ballbarians in our lives.

by Anonymousreply 229March 22, 2018 7:34 PM

Do you mix whites and colors in your warsher?

by Anonymousreply 230March 22, 2018 7:34 PM

Let’s go sit on the bal-CON-y.

Also, be sure to put your return address on the envellip.

by Anonymousreply 231March 23, 2018 2:07 AM

She’s a woof in sheep’s clothing 🐺

by Anonymousreply 232March 23, 2018 2:15 AM

R213 I say An ar tic cah. I don't say Ant arc tic cah. It's a mouthful and sounds bad. Some consonants are silent. Like in often. I say offen. When I discuss the pronunciation of often with others, I suggest they don't say sof ten. The T is silent in soften. Although, I don't say soften all that much.

by Anonymousreply 233March 23, 2018 2:59 AM

Make sure you do dilligence.

by Anonymousreply 234March 23, 2018 2:59 AM

R220, From "Honor and Respect. The Official Guide to Tiles and Forms of Address" by Robert Hickey.

How to Address a Doctor, Medical How to Address Physician

Envelope, official: (Full name), MD (Name of practice, hospital, or clinic) (Address)

Letter salutation: Dear Dr. (surname):

by Anonymousreply 235March 23, 2018 10:12 AM

On radio this morning a man being interviewed said a movie location was selected because the old building had a "nostalia appearance."

by Anonymousreply 236March 23, 2018 10:20 AM

I actually heard “she dresses so eloquently!” yesterday.

by Anonymousreply 237March 24, 2018 1:55 PM

I eat old people's ex-SCREAM-ent.

by Anonymousreply 238March 24, 2018 1:59 PM

conversate.

by Anonymousreply 239March 24, 2018 2:09 PM

All y’alls have a blest day.

by Anonymousreply 240March 25, 2018 5:04 PM

Now, that is a whole nother thing!

by Anonymousreply 241March 26, 2018 1:17 PM

I hate when waiters ask if everything is “tasting” good. Why not, “how does everything taste?” Or “are you enjoying your food? “Tasting” in the present progressive when it comes to a meal sound weird.

by Anonymousreply 242March 26, 2018 4:07 PM

I have never heard anything close to that R242.

As a matter of fact, I've never heard quite a few of the gaffes which are listed here.

And I live in Florida.

by Anonymousreply 243March 26, 2018 4:49 PM

R243 I live in Texas, your sister state for crazy and trashiness.

Here in Texas they also say, “Do what?” If you say something and a person didn’t hear what you said. Weird expression.

by Anonymousreply 244March 26, 2018 6:25 PM

“Her attitude effected the results.”

by Anonymousreply 245March 27, 2018 10:09 AM
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