Same thing with those who “could care less” about grammar.
People Who Say “Supposably” Should Be Dangled by their Misshapen Participles
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 27, 2018 10:09 AM |
It's a doggie-dog world, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 18, 2018 6:49 PM |
A coworker always says "idear" for idea.
He's from "Minnysoda," so we consider him our Special Needs employee.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 18, 2018 6:52 PM |
One of my favorites - Wipe that smurf of your face!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 18, 2018 6:56 PM |
elleben
by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 18, 2018 6:56 PM |
Birfday.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 18, 2018 6:59 PM |
Some douche on another thread typed "if you get my grip."
It's "gist," a word s/he's never used.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 18, 2018 7:00 PM |
A woman once said to me “Let’s pick a restaurant and go. I am ravaged!” I replied that she shouldn’t be so hard on herself.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 18, 2018 7:04 PM |
Well, it's all really a mute point.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 18, 2018 7:04 PM |
Same with people who say/write suppose to or use to.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 18, 2018 7:05 PM |
Lieberry
"Something's been buggering me and I need to talk"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 18, 2018 7:09 PM |
For all intensive purposes
by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 18, 2018 7:12 PM |
Irregardless, OP, if you think people will change, you have another thing coming. So just tow the line before your brain literally explodes.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 18, 2018 7:13 PM |
Wha' shtreet you live on?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 18, 2018 7:13 PM |
Never heard OPs word, but prolly makes ill.
And a boss that said we need to work 24/7, 5 days a week. He didn't last.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 18, 2018 7:18 PM |
I don’t know which one’s worst: bacon or German sausage.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 18, 2018 7:20 PM |
I had went on Datalounge to find out if artists like Madonna and Janet were being discussed again.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 18, 2018 8:33 PM |
Their used to be lot’s of smart people here.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 18, 2018 9:42 PM |
People who say "practical," when it should be, "practicable" piss me off more than blobfish.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 18, 2018 9:44 PM |
Misuse of the reflexive pronoun "myself" is enough for me to immediately dismiss a person's intelligence and authority.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 18, 2018 9:52 PM |
Let me axe you something
by Anonymous | reply 20 | March 18, 2018 10:01 PM |
The moron’s on this site effect me lot’s with there post’s.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 18, 2018 10:34 PM |
The tailor alterated my new suit.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 19, 2018 12:35 AM |
Whose packing there lunch’s this week?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 19, 2018 10:06 AM |
R12 I once had a LANGUAGE ARTS teacher, of all people, who said irregardless. I shit you not.
I once had someone at a pet store use the word "opinionation" while giving me fish tank advice.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 19, 2018 10:24 AM |
It's probly true!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 19, 2018 10:36 AM |
A woman at my job said she was going to a "Christianing."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 19, 2018 10:44 AM |
People who think the sidewalk and the road are "the floor."
by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 19, 2018 10:47 AM |
I would of went to see her.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 19, 2018 10:49 AM |
I just head a sports journalist on FS1 call Lebron James's game "transcendental."
And yes, OP when someone says supposably they go right into my invisible trash can. The incorrect usage of the pronoun 'I because they think it sounds more intelligent than "me" is my second grammar punch and delete qualifier. The stringent spelling and grammar standards are what I like best about DL. This is the only site I am aware of on which incorrect grammar is not tolerated or excused.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | March 19, 2018 10:57 AM |
You speak well and I speak weller.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | March 19, 2018 11:02 AM |
I know so many hotties who message, "could of", on Grindr.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | March 19, 2018 11:27 AM |
He was probably going to say something homophobic.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | March 19, 2018 11:47 AM |
A woman asked "Where do you stay?" Told her I don't "stay" anywhere, I "live" in Brooklyn.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | March 19, 2018 11:57 AM |
Anyways, this is all besides the point.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | March 19, 2018 12:07 PM |
[quote]People who say "practical," when it should be, "practicable" piss me off more than blobfish.
People who put commas, in where they don't, belong piss me off almost, as much as people who can't spell "loser."
by Anonymous | reply 35 | March 19, 2018 12:29 PM |
[quote]A woman asked "Where do you stay?" Told her I don't "stay" anywhere, I "live" in Brooklyn.
Ebonics, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | March 19, 2018 12:29 PM |
I watched Ethan from Le Creuset on QVC last night. For some reason, he kept pronouncing it "LAY Creuset" instead of LUH Creuset." I wanted to call him up and say "Putain, chien," but I was afraid I'd end up buying a French oven I don't need.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | March 19, 2018 12:31 PM |
OP = Chandler Bing
by Anonymous | reply 38 | March 19, 2018 12:32 PM |
Is there ever any reason to use "forwards" instead of "forward"?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | March 19, 2018 12:40 PM |
He forward the last tenant's mail when it arrives.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 19, 2018 1:11 PM |
What had happened was....
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 19, 2018 1:24 PM |
Loosers
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 19, 2018 1:49 PM |
Sometimes that's correct, r41.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 19, 2018 1:52 PM |
I'm taking composition and elocution classes so I can talk more better.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 19, 2018 2:07 PM |
Point in case: the word "irregardless".
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 19, 2018 2:09 PM |
They're just conversating, OP, no big dig.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 19, 2018 2:15 PM |
Irregardless and orientated seem to be used in GB quite a bit now. Is this one of those things where the grammar powers that be just gave up and okayed those words as acceptable?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 19, 2018 2:37 PM |
Valentimes Day
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 19, 2018 2:42 PM |
Bill Cosby did his doctorial studies in education.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 19, 2018 2:43 PM |
Her and her dog were in the backyard. Painful.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 19, 2018 2:54 PM |
Grrrr it makes me so mad I almost rent my kaftan in twain.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 19, 2018 3:05 PM |
My favorite jondra of movies is super hero/action.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 19, 2018 3:11 PM |
Her and I’s cab is here.... !
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 19, 2018 3:40 PM |
I have no ideal.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 19, 2018 3:42 PM |
R33, that use of “stay” is fairly standard Black vernacular English. But you left out the preposition “at.” It’s more typically: “Where you stay at?”
If you consider that many of its users have more volatile living conditions, resulting in frequent moves and temporary housing, the use of stay actually makes a lot of sense.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 19, 2018 4:53 PM |
How about people who “conversate” over dinner. 😐
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 19, 2018 4:56 PM |
They conversate at places where they stay at.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 19, 2018 4:58 PM |
Her place was unorganized. She should of know better.
From grade school:. (still useful today)
It's a smart dog that scratches its own fleas.
I came upon the grisly remains of a dead grizzly bear.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 19, 2018 5:01 PM |
People who pronounce Poinsettia as Poin-Setta. It's four syllables poin-seh-TEE-uh.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 19, 2018 8:31 PM |
There is no 's" at the end of TOWARD.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 19, 2018 8:33 PM |
I love when I see roadside signs announcing the sale of things such as “Orange’s” and “Walnut’s”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 19, 2018 8:35 PM |
Savings go into banks, the time change is Daylight Saving Time.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 19, 2018 8:36 PM |
What are you doing for ”Valentimes”?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 19, 2018 8:39 PM |
A real estate agent from another country told me the house was recently "remodelated."
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 19, 2018 8:40 PM |
It really was “a blessing in the skies”
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 19, 2018 8:43 PM |
I saw a sign outside a cheap cafe 'Belgium Waffles'. I was tempted to ask for their 'France Fries'.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 19, 2018 9:18 PM |
People who say crapes, when they mean crepes.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 19, 2018 9:35 PM |
Calling "Hello Dolly" a play, instead of a musical.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 19, 2018 9:36 PM |
What if you actually could care less?
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 19, 2018 9:53 PM |
I could marry all of you, accept that’s not cope and static.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 19, 2018 9:56 PM |
For all intensive purposes, it is
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 19, 2018 10:04 PM |
The doctor looked at my legs and said I have Very Close Veins.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | March 19, 2018 10:48 PM |
[Quote]I have no ideal.
I know it as "idear."
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 19, 2018 10:59 PM |
She wears such nice jooluhry. Some of her joo'ools are real expensive.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 19, 2018 11:06 PM |
If you have an emergency call the “ambalance”
by Anonymous | reply 76 | March 19, 2018 11:08 PM |
It’s imporDant to speak correctly.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 19, 2018 11:22 PM |
Lawn mower needs FIXED
by Anonymous | reply 78 | March 19, 2018 11:25 PM |
"Nucular" (three dumbass GOPig presidents)
by Anonymous | reply 79 | March 19, 2018 11:29 PM |
Do you have a cackalator I can use to add these numbers?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | March 20, 2018 12:09 AM |
Where are you at?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 20, 2018 12:37 AM |
What about people who ask for your “John Henry” when they need your signature?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 20, 2018 1:08 AM |
Make sure that spaghetti is all denty.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 20, 2018 1:31 AM |
I'm from a third world country but my family speaks English. However, because of some translation quirk, every single cousin etc, says "I didn't wanted to do that", or, "why did he marry that girl when he didn't wanted to marry her". "I did not like the pink and didn't wanted it, so I bought the blue". I just stay quiet so I don't get told "what?? did you thinked that you're American???"(Last one is a joke).
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 20, 2018 1:31 AM |
Let's give a shout-out to "Irregardless! Yaasssss!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 20, 2018 1:33 AM |
Compared to most of the grammatical errors enumerate here, mispronouncing the word " crepes " is excusable.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 20, 2018 8:52 AM |
We’re Americans here. Say “among” and not “amongst”. Blimey!
Hear all the time now: “I got tickets for Hank and I.”
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 20, 2018 9:20 AM |
Keep me appraised of the situation.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 20, 2018 10:13 AM |
I saw a filum at the movie house,.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 20, 2018 10:18 AM |
This thread makes feel badly.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | March 20, 2018 10:39 AM |
^ makes me feel badly.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 20, 2018 10:40 AM |
[quote]What had happened was....
[quote]Sometimes that's correct, [R41].
Yeah, the prick@R41 is CLEARLY referring to when Black people use it. (Uh-huh, a Preposition at the end of a sentence...EAT me)
by Anonymous | reply 92 | March 20, 2018 11:20 AM |
[quote]Where are you at?
Drives my 70-year-old black mother crazy. So of course, I take every opportunity to use it in her presence.
Also? the use of it amuses me.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 20, 2018 11:26 AM |
R90 Judge Judy uses "badly" often.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 20, 2018 11:29 AM |
He'll succumble to that medical condition if it's left untreated.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 20, 2018 11:38 AM |
A friend with a speech problem was going to Las Vegas and said he would be staying at "Seizure's Palace." Love him.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 20, 2018 11:45 AM |
Worse thread ever! Prolly started by a women who has never one anything in her life. Your boring OP!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 20, 2018 11:55 AM |
Alls ya have to do is....
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 20, 2018 12:03 PM |
Well, a preposition at the end of a sentence truly signals your poor education like a neon sign, regardless of race.
If we are talking Ebonic generalization, it's an omission which bothers me most.
"What he do?" "Where he go?" "Where my lunch?" "Who her baby daddy?' I can truly say that I have never once heard a white person say those things. That is not to say that whites don't have abominable grammar...they do. But it's different abominable grammar.
What is wrong with differentiating dialectic speaking? Cajun Louisianans speaks so strangely outsiders have difficulty understanding them. There are areas of the Easter Shore of Virginia which practically have their own language. I think it's kind of cool.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 20, 2018 12:05 PM |
From the Daily Mail today:
"The 39-year-old was allegedly kept in a holding cell for hours as she explained between tears that her religion forbids her from removing her hijab in front of men who aren't in her intimidate family."
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 20, 2018 12:07 PM |
I would take these petty grammar issues of native English speakers ANY day of the week over the many recent immigrants I encounter in shops, whom I have incredible difficulty communicating with.
And I don’t care about intent and effort, I care about practicality.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 20, 2018 12:10 PM |
[quote]Well, a preposition at the end of a sentence truly signals your poor education like a neon sign, regardless of race.
Not really. You should prolly catch up on your grammar rules--they’ve changed since the late 80s. That “No preposition at the end of a sentence” shit is played out. Straight up antiquated--regardless of your race.
Also, I'll let you in on a secret...you come across 10 times more of an asshole than people who routinely use bad grammar.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | March 20, 2018 12:30 PM |
From Page Six today:
"Eva Longoria selling home ahead of baby."
Maybe she should sell the baby first.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | March 20, 2018 12:30 PM |
R102 I prefer it that way,
I am a rich and successful asshole. I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 20, 2018 12:54 PM |
Girl’s, girl’s, let’s leave the racist and political shit out of this thread. Theirs’ two much fun to be had in mocking illiteracy!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 20, 2018 1:29 PM |
Here, hear!!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 20, 2018 2:37 PM |
How about when people think something is cute and say “Awe I love it!”
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 20, 2018 2:40 PM |
I'll love you ohways.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 20, 2018 2:45 PM |
Knew a girl who used to say "Don't hee and haw about it if there's nothing you can do."
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 20, 2018 2:50 PM |
What was the book entitled?
by Anonymous | reply 110 | March 20, 2018 2:57 PM |
"John and myself was going to the store"
Literally, literally, LITERALLY.
I want to literally punch anyone in the face who uses that as every other word in their sentences.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 20, 2018 3:15 PM |
Let us conversate, shall we?
That begs the question, why do people do that.
Both of the above drive me fucking crazy.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 20, 2018 4:12 PM |
Not a grammar issue but ceiling and roof are different, albeit related, parts of a building.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 20, 2018 4:22 PM |
R100 There is nothing in the Quran that requires head or full-body covering. The Quran simply refers to "modesty."
A Christian in Florida who converted to Islam, refused to remove her head covering for a Driver License photo. They denied the license, she had the photo taken full face. Same rule applies to Nuns, no photo wearing a habit. Men are not allowed to wear hats for licenses or Passport pix.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 20, 2018 4:49 PM |
The different breakfastses offered at that diner are all scrumpchous!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 20, 2018 4:55 PM |
A former co-worker told me that her husband was absolutely VIVID when his door got dinged in a parking lot.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 20, 2018 4:57 PM |
[quote] Something's been buggering me and I need to talk
Sounds hot.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 20, 2018 4:58 PM |
May I have a glass of melk? And I'd like a smaller glass then hers.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | March 20, 2018 5:01 PM |
I've heard people who called interpreters "interpretators," describing them as those who "interpretate" between languages.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 20, 2018 5:06 PM |
Drapes are not window coverings, they're draperies.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 20, 2018 5:07 PM |
I used to eat Frosty Flakes as a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 20, 2018 5:24 PM |
He drownded in one of them there pool’s.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 20, 2018 5:54 PM |
R18-in some countries with the British medical school teaching system, exams are divided into “written”, ‘’oral”, and “practical”. “Practical” is almost always is used in the context of exams.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 20, 2018 6:03 PM |
I meant “practical” is almost always used in the context of exams.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 20, 2018 6:28 PM |
R100-You somehow attracted a muslim troll at114 by your Daily Mail comment. No reason for them to be on dl. I think FF.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 20, 2018 8:24 PM |
A friend's father thinks Rotisserie Chicken is pronounced Rotaserry.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 20, 2018 8:34 PM |
Some think Preventative sounds more important than Preventive. They have the same meaning.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 20, 2018 8:39 PM |
R102 confirms that "The Ignorant Prevail."
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 20, 2018 8:46 PM |
Disirregardless (have heard this several times)
Didja throw it down duh zink? Maybe dat's why duh zink's done stopped up.
We're goin downey ocean in August.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 20, 2018 8:51 PM |
R125, II am not a Troll. A neighbor who is an Imam at a Central New Jersey mosque is the source of the information. I doubt you have equal credentials.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 20, 2018 8:59 PM |
"Orientate." No, fuckwad, it's [italic]orient.[/italic] You go to orientation, but you orient yourself to something.
People who write "wala" for [italic]voila.[/italic] This is happening more and more.
"Realtor" pronounced "real-uh-tur." No, it's pronounced exactly how it's spelled, with two syllables.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 20, 2018 9:03 PM |
Are people EVER going to say "twenty-eighteen" for the date, or are we doomed to a century of saying "two-thousand whatever?" I mean, doesn't "two-thousand twenty" sound way more complicated than "twenty-twenty?" It seems to be going the other way, too. The other morning I heard an LA TV newscaster refer to something that had happened in "nineteen-hundred and fifty nine."
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 20, 2018 9:04 PM |
I still tend to say "two-thousand whatever" out of habit, r132. For me, it just rolls off the tongue. I've been trying to say "twenty-whatever" for any year past 2010, but I just keep reverting to how I've been saying it since the year 2000. However, I've noticed that plenty of other people are saying it your way, especially young people, so it'll probably become the standard within the next twenty years.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 20, 2018 9:36 PM |
I wonder the same thing R132 and R133. I can totally fellate.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 20, 2018 9:44 PM |
People who write "$12 dollars" or whatever the amount is. NO!! It's either $12 or 12 dollars, but not both.
4 pm in the afternoon. NO!! It's either 4 pm or 4 in the afternoon, but not both.
The word is pronounced (and spelled) caramel (three syllables), NOT carmel.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 20, 2018 9:56 PM |
The magazine is called The New Yorker, not the New Yorker. I'm astonished how often I see this misused in books and memoirs.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 20, 2018 10:07 PM |
TV and radio folk who say "5 AM in the morning."
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 20, 2018 10:25 PM |
Sorry R135, I whizzed by your post.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 20, 2018 10:27 PM |
Doctor Ben Casey, MD. He's Doctor or MD, but not both,
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 20, 2018 10:28 PM |
R133 How about "20 ought 3"
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 20, 2018 10:33 PM |
A woman at work takes Tylenoy for headaches. Perfume preference is Charlie De Ritz.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 20, 2018 10:36 PM |
I started saying "twenty-oh-one" in 2001.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 20, 2018 10:38 PM |
Notary Republic.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 20, 2018 10:40 PM |
[quote] A friend's father thinks Rotisserie Chicken is pronounced rotaserry.
It that like barbra Q ?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 20, 2018 10:59 PM |
Yuh know what I'm sayin?
by Anonymous | reply 145 | March 20, 2018 11:13 PM |
All the sudden.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | March 20, 2018 11:14 PM |
Caroline Kennedy's campaign to claim Hillary Clinton's Senate seat has taken another downturn after an interview in which she said "you know" 142 times.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | March 20, 2018 11:19 PM |
Anyone who says like, you know, nomesayin, or yafeelme after every statement should wear a shock collar until they stop.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 20, 2018 11:26 PM |
I said archive the other day and a co-worker asked me how to spell it because she didn't recognize the word. So I did and she said oh I thought it was pronounced, "are chiv veee". It's been stuck in my head for weeks and I want to fucking kill the bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | March 20, 2018 11:28 PM |
R149 lol the best is when they fight you when you correct them. I had a friend tell me that my horoscope said I would go on a wild and unexpected “rondavius”. I thought about it for a minute, confused, and then realized she meant rendezvous. I laughed for days over that one.
I never did get my rondavius. 😭
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 20, 2018 11:34 PM |
A friend says "I just got home from work and I'm dishausted."
He also says "right off the back" instead of "bat."
He's a little slow. I never correct him and try not to laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 20, 2018 11:41 PM |
When I was a teen my father broke me of the "you know" habit by saying "no I don't" each time.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 20, 2018 11:47 PM |
[quote]I saw a filum at the movie house,
That's actually an Irish thing, for which I am guilty. We have issues with --lm words. e.g., Colm is pronounced Collum. I also have trouble with th words. I say tird for third, etc. Also, you probably won't hear me answer a question with yes or no.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 20, 2018 11:47 PM |
A guy in my building said he was going out in "full legalia."
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 20, 2018 11:48 PM |
R153 A friend born here says Fit Avenue. Now I know why. Thanks. After thirty years his parents haven't lost their Trim accents.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 20, 2018 11:56 PM |
[quote]Also, you probably won't hear me answer a question with yes or no.
Aye or nay?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 20, 2018 11:57 PM |
LOL, R156. We usually reflect back what was said. e.g., are you going to the fillim? Answer: I am.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 21, 2018 12:12 AM |
“I nipped that right in the butt.”
Are you a dog?
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 21, 2018 1:47 AM |
All of the above, but especially R131’s contributions.
I live on the Wisconsin-Michigan border. Only about 14 percent of the population went to college and it shows.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 21, 2018 2:16 AM |
What about people that call shrimp “scrimps”
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 21, 2018 2:19 AM |
[Quote]What about people that call shrimp “scrimps”
Wha' 'bout 'em?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 21, 2018 2:41 AM |
My father used to joke about, and imitate, the owner of his favorite Greek restaurant saying "SREEMPS!" for shrimp.
When I was very young modren for modern was much more commonplace.
Nucular still bothers me.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 21, 2018 3:50 AM |
I've heard many people say "Old Timers" or "All Timers" for Alzheimer's.
Its the worse!
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 21, 2018 3:52 AM |
"Flustrate," which I've heard more than one Midwesterner say. I'd say it was a clever portmanteau of [italic]fluster[/italic] and [italic]frustrate,[/italic] but I'm pretty sure it's because the speakers of this word are just too stupid to know they're wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 21, 2018 5:11 AM |
R119, I would love to conversate with you further!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 21, 2018 6:20 AM |
Though I have never come "acrossed" these in written form, they irk me nonetheless: "Fur-togra-fur" ""Fuss-trate" "Hom-a-sexual" "Sick-chiatryst" "Eem" rather than him "Roth-Iron"
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 21, 2018 6:34 AM |
One of the white guy talk show hosts had an amusing quote from Amorosa
Jesus ain't say that.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 21, 2018 6:43 AM |
Omarosa. scusy
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 21, 2018 6:43 AM |
If you can't even pronounce it, you can't have the football.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 21, 2018 6:45 AM |
[quote]Nucular still bothers me.
Pundints say it all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 21, 2018 6:48 AM |
Ash-phalt
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 21, 2018 6:51 AM |
Sumpin'** really got me the other night..
I was listening to "Coast To Coast AM" (yeah, yeah, you too, buddy!) while I was brushing my teeth and George Noory, his guest, and a caller were all using the far-too-common mispronunciation of "nuclear". You know the one..I'm brushing away, and they just kept saying it, over and over. I finally chucked the brush at the radio in exasperation. Grrr!
**I know a "fambly" that persist in using this term. Every last one of them. It's not a regionalism either.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 21, 2018 7:05 AM |
people (usually millenial women) who pronounce words like "button" as "buh-en".
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 21, 2018 7:11 AM |
As an Aussie, I've never heard of about 95% of these. I don't mind words that are pronounced differently due to accent (i.e. US say "ligh-brah-ree", Aussies say "Ligh-bree" for library). I hate "prolly" instead of "probably", especially in the written form. I hate people who capitalise every single letter of the sentence. I hate people who say "should of" instead of "should've". I hate "alot".
I hate when Europeans (French usually) say "medium menu" instead of "medium meal" at Mcdonalds/fast food.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 21, 2018 7:24 AM |
My two current pet peeves:
People who "based off of" instead of "based on" ("The movie was based off of the book.")
People who use "bias" as the adjective, dropping the "ed." ("He is so bias!" "The media are bias.")
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 21, 2018 7:40 AM |
R175 Thank you for reminding me of another pet peeve of mine, only detected amongst Canadian English speakers: seared "off", cooked "off", baked "off", grilled "off", browned "off", sautéed "off".... Etc. Off of what really? Seems like a useless and needless dangling preposition. In my understanding of my native language, a bake off or a cook off meant a competition of sorts, or a contest. Thus far residing in the states, it does appear to be a Canadianism. Any Americans who have heard otherwise, please feel free to chime in. No offense Canadians, I love you all.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 21, 2018 7:53 AM |
I worked with a diabetic old man who took "antibodies" when he'd get an infection.
A college friend would say "flustrated" because she had grown up hearing her mom say it. I thought it was silly and made up, and I teased her, but before I got too English-major-obnoxious, I looked it up in an old dictionary of mine and found that it was, indeed, a word. I apologized.
Of the many reasons there are to think Jenna Bush Hager is a dope, topping my list is the fact that she was an English major at UT Austin, presents herself as though she worked as a teacher (18 months as a teacher's aide), and is the daughter of a teacher/librarian, yet says things like "supposably" and "a hunnert." Argh! I have to mute the TV when she's speaking.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 21, 2018 8:31 AM |
I hear "off" a lot on American cooking shows, but it's usually to do with baking. "We need to bake those cupcakes off now! Get them in the oven!"
We also have the Jazzy Vegetarian who — when she's not singing about ingredients, scatting, or bringing the vegan cuisine of 1972 to a new generation — uses "out" at least three times per show. "Line out the baking sheet with parchment." "I'm going to garnish out the mousse with a single chocolate chip." "Make sure the casserole dish is greased out well."
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 21, 2018 8:32 AM |
Thx for sharing R178.... I watch many US cooking shows, but never noticed. Sometimes we Brits will follow cooking verbs with "up"... i.e. Cook them up, or bake them up. The Jazzy Vegetarian is simply the WORST ever! I would even feed captive enemies better!
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 21, 2018 9:51 AM |
Did you hear that Cher has a new alblum?
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 21, 2018 9:53 AM |
"My company is New York-based." Based is a wasted word. It's a given that companies serve areas beyond their hometown. '
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 21, 2018 10:07 AM |
[quote]I am a rich and successful asshole. I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.
I suppose it does a lot of the time. But...let’s not pretend this thread is some kind of educational tool in how to be a successful, well-rounded person. When we ALL know it’s just a bunch of bougie, old, predominately-white queens making fun of the way urban people speak.
In fact, I’d actually have a modicum of respect for your elitist asses if you had named this thread “Let’s make fun of how poor people NEVER use proper grammar.”
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 21, 2018 10:21 AM |
R182 is proceeding under the misconception that anyone actually gives a fuck about this opinions.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 21, 2018 10:36 AM |
R182 Though I admire your respect for the poor, the less fortunate, and the uneducated; we really are not guilty here of picking on any of them specifically. Many of the posters here are pointing out regionalisms, slang, and foolish mistakes educated people often make. I honestly only read a few that seemed to target urban folks specifically. Many colloquialisms here are actually quite popular amongst country or suburban people to be more specific. I have been targeted by grammar trolls here numerous times, and have stated it can be overbearing.. I am educated, bilingual, and obviously not perfect. What this thread does is point up silly mistakes that really bother MOST people because of how OBVIOUSLY wrong they are. You seriously shouldn't take umbrage with it. Rich upper-class twits have been taken to task here too. e.g. Jenna Bush Hagar, and those who feel badly.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 21, 2018 11:09 AM |
r176 r178 "Baked off" is chef school terminology, indicating an item on the list is completed. Just to say "baked" would only indicate the type of cooking, not whether the task/item had been completed. And in this usage, "off" is an adverb, not a preposition.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 21, 2018 11:15 AM |
[quote]I credit my grammar and education in no small part for enabling my success. It actually does matter.
If they were that creditable, you would have written "They actually do matter."
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 21, 2018 11:16 AM |
On a Canadian real estate show the agent said "we're leaving out," He should have left out "out.".
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 21, 2018 11:19 AM |
Thanks for the explanation R185. The "off" still sounds oddly wrong and a bit off to my ear though. My mum is a Cordon Bleu graduate and former chef. She never adds the "off". We are British though, and one does not hear this in London.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 21, 2018 11:21 AM |
Maybe it's American, r188. The first person I heard use it went to CIA or Johnson & Wales.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 21, 2018 11:27 AM |
I don't like it, either, btw, r188.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 21, 2018 11:28 AM |
Glad others here are in agreement R190. I find it a redundancy. Shouldn't we all strive to be concise in our language, if not for style? When the "off" is added as past tense in R185's explanation, it sounds quite logical; like checking a task off a list. However, when one on a cooking show says "we are going to sear these off." or "let's sear these off", it sounds dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 21, 2018 11:39 AM |
Lead is a heavy metal with atomic number 82.
If you used to lead a group, you could say you led it.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 21, 2018 12:00 PM |
Drug for dragged.
I try to handle it with kit gloves.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 21, 2018 2:29 PM |
... and jamp for jumped.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 21, 2018 2:31 PM |
A friend once wrote that she had run “the full gambit of emotions.” I staged an intervention.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 21, 2018 3:14 PM |
Dived is the past tense of dive, not dove. East to remember, Dove is a soap and wonderful chocolate.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 21, 2018 3:26 PM |
Snuck for sneaked.
Regiment for regimen. Amazing how many people fuck that up.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 21, 2018 6:51 PM |
When did it become okay to pronounce often as off-ten? It drives me up the wall! The t is silent, but I know this battle has been lost. The same with people pronouncing every consonant in February, arctic, and Antarctica. The r is silent in February and the c is silent in the other two. And the first t in Antarctica is also silent.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 21, 2018 6:54 PM |
My name is Jean Harlow, the T is silent.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 21, 2018 7:39 PM |
R199, surely you jest.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 21, 2018 7:44 PM |
My Israeli ex had a funny way of turning words around, like "towel paper" and "walkside."
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 21, 2018 8:34 PM |
R195 /OP
Was the gambit from A to B? I take it that your friend doesn't wear glasses.
You've lost me, R199. Is there a riddle in that somewhere?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 21, 2018 8:42 PM |
Your statement is irrevelant.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 22, 2018 12:41 AM |
Does r202 really not get r199?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 22, 2018 12:57 AM |
Good question, r204. I'm on tender hooks waiting to find out!
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 22, 2018 12:59 AM |
[bold] I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THE CRITICIZING GRAMMAR PUSSIES !
OR IS THAT PUSSYS !
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 22, 2018 1:06 AM |
OP, you really should come up from the basement, and into the daylight.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 22, 2018 1:08 AM |
There's absolutely nothing to criticize about grammar pussys, r206. I love them!
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 22, 2018 1:18 AM |
R201 — I have a French-Canadian friend from Montreal who often puts words in reverse order. My favorite is "paper toilets," as in, "you can buy paper toilets for really cheap at Costco."
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 22, 2018 1:51 AM |
Helpful hint: If you want to refer to something as having pus, you do NOT say it is "pussy," because, of course, that spells pussy, even though you want it to rhyme with "fussy" in this instance. Oh, what to do!?
Easy. Just use the correct medical term: [italic]purulent,[/italic] as in, "that wound looks purulent." I figured this out for myself after seeing the medical column headline in my local newspaper, "Pussy Lesion Is Cause For Woman's Concern."
[italic]Purulent.[/italic] Your word for the day.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 22, 2018 2:08 AM |
My purulent lesion stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 22, 2018 2:48 AM |
He sounds hot, r209.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 22, 2018 2:53 AM |
r198 please tell me that you don't actually pronounce "Antarctica" as "An-ar-i-ca". It's pronounced exactly as it's spelled. All letters are pronounced.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 22, 2018 8:01 AM |
Have you noticed people who drop the "T' in words like center?
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 22, 2018 10:07 AM |
Supposably I have old timer’s, and now have to take many pill’s every day. You probably covered old timer’s already; I just cant’ wreck collect.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 22, 2018 10:13 AM |
When I was eight I latched onto the word "broughten." (As in [italic]"I wish I'd broughten my book.")[/italic]
It just sounded right. No one agreed.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 22, 2018 10:29 AM |
R186 Nice try.
When saying, "It does really matter." IT is the understood [html removed]>> and the pronoun[html removed]> applies correctly.
I always thank anyone here, not in this thread per se, but on DL in general, who corrects a genuine mistake I have made. Why get huffy? It will only serve me well to know what I am doing incorrectly. But your example is a fail.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 22, 2018 10:40 AM |
One thing that's always grated on me is seeing the spelling "theatre" instead of "theater" here in the U.S.
I know it's an option, but it always makes me feel like I'm suddenly prancing down the [italic]Champs-Élysées,[/italic] and I hear "tee-AT-re" in my head.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 22, 2018 10:48 AM |
Well that didn't work....
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 22, 2018 10:49 AM |
[quote] Doctor Ben Casey, MD. He's Doctor or MD, but not both,[/quote]
That’s not true, [R139]. While Dr. Ben Casey is indeed a doctor, the MD indicates what type of doctorate he has. Dr. Ben Casey, PhD; Dr. Ben Casey, DO; Dr. Ben Casey, DDS, etc.
My pet peeve is the incorrect use of punctuation with quotation marks. Almost always, the punctuation goes [i]inside[/i] the quotation marks. It irritates me when I see someone write, Jim Bob said, “I don’t want to wear that”. Aaaaargh.
Other pet peeves: My brother has the diabeets and we had to call the amberlamps the other day.
I borrowed my friend some money, I hope he pays me back. (Or worse, ‘lended’ him.)
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 22, 2018 10:50 AM |
R216 Types cute. Sounds cute too!
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 22, 2018 10:55 AM |
[quote]R107 How about when people think something is cute and say “Awe I love it!”
If they're saying it, how do you know how they're spelling it?
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 22, 2018 11:04 AM |
[quote]R114 A Christian in Florida who converted to Islam refused to remove her head covering for a Driver License photo. They denied the license, she had the photo taken full face. Same rule applies to Nuns, no photo wearing a habit. Men are not allowed to wear hats for licenses or Passport pix.
LET THE STATES DECIDE!
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 22, 2018 11:13 AM |
I have a friend who says, "This place is starting to look like Tobacco Row!" I do not point out that it is actually TOBACCO ROAD.
Which is maybe good, because I finally looked it up, and Tobacco Row is actually an area of warehouses in Virginia. So, maybe we're both right?
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 22, 2018 12:07 PM |
"He sounds hot, [R209]."
My French-Canadian friend IS hot, R212. Unfortunately for me, he's also straight.
*sigh*
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 22, 2018 4:11 PM |
My boyfriend was all mad at me because I had tooken my time in responding to his supposetly urgent text messages.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 22, 2018 4:20 PM |
Last evening, on one of those channels that show old movies, the announcer said that, coming up next is The Anderson Tapes, starring Sean Connery and directed by Sidney Lu-MAY. I think it was the same bimbo who talked about a new bi-opic instead of bio-pic
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 22, 2018 7:02 PM |
From decades ago, WCAX TV, CBS, in Burlington, Vermont , the announcer for the late movie said, "starring CAPOSHIN" ...meaning Capucine.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 22, 2018 7:23 PM |
Ah-ight! Love this thread alot. Suffice it to say, we all know many grammer ballbarians in our lives.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 22, 2018 7:34 PM |
Do you mix whites and colors in your warsher?
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 22, 2018 7:34 PM |
Let’s go sit on the bal-CON-y.
Also, be sure to put your return address on the envellip.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 23, 2018 2:07 AM |
She’s a woof in sheep’s clothing 🐺
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 23, 2018 2:15 AM |
R213 I say An ar tic cah. I don't say Ant arc tic cah. It's a mouthful and sounds bad. Some consonants are silent. Like in often. I say offen. When I discuss the pronunciation of often with others, I suggest they don't say sof ten. The T is silent in soften. Although, I don't say soften all that much.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 23, 2018 2:59 AM |
Make sure you do dilligence.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 23, 2018 2:59 AM |
R220, From "Honor and Respect. The Official Guide to Tiles and Forms of Address" by Robert Hickey.
How to Address a Doctor, Medical How to Address Physician
Envelope, official: (Full name), MD (Name of practice, hospital, or clinic) (Address)
Letter salutation: Dear Dr. (surname):
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 23, 2018 10:12 AM |
On radio this morning a man being interviewed said a movie location was selected because the old building had a "nostalia appearance."
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 23, 2018 10:20 AM |
I actually heard “she dresses so eloquently!” yesterday.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 24, 2018 1:55 PM |
I eat old people's ex-SCREAM-ent.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 24, 2018 1:59 PM |
conversate.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 24, 2018 2:09 PM |
All y’alls have a blest day.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 25, 2018 5:04 PM |
Now, that is a whole nother thing!
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 26, 2018 1:17 PM |
I hate when waiters ask if everything is “tasting” good. Why not, “how does everything taste?” Or “are you enjoying your food? “Tasting” in the present progressive when it comes to a meal sound weird.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 26, 2018 4:07 PM |
I have never heard anything close to that R242.
As a matter of fact, I've never heard quite a few of the gaffes which are listed here.
And I live in Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 26, 2018 4:49 PM |
R243 I live in Texas, your sister state for crazy and trashiness.
Here in Texas they also say, “Do what?” If you say something and a person didn’t hear what you said. Weird expression.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 26, 2018 6:25 PM |
“Her attitude effected the results.”
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 27, 2018 10:09 AM |