Jules Horn(male model) & Alex Pettyfer(actor)

I don't know. Are they?

Alex sure has hit the proverbial wall.

Op, do you have more than one picture of them together? Is Horn gay? One meal isn't really news worthy.

They do seem to spend a lot of time together on Jules' IG but I only get a straight bros vibe honestly.

That’s why I posted R4. They do spend a lot of time together. The “bro” demeanor doesn’t exclude them from being gay however. They could be butch gays.

More pics

More...

It's funny how beautiful straight men often seek out other beautiful men as friends. Is it a subconscious thing or....

Sizemeat verificatia?

Alex isn't looking too good these days, and those protruding ears! But the other guy is smashing.

Jules Horn, model.

Jules.

Alex is gay for pay no? He gave up his mussy to lee daniels who's a snow khaween and many other Hollywood bigwigs. All for nothing because he behaved like a huge ass yet didn't have the box office clout for people to put up with him.

This is extensively discussed in the Alex Pettyfer slutty selfie thread.

FWIW I have followed Jules on IG for about a year, and he appears to be quite gay.

Alex is straight and beats women.

he's got a way about him

Ahem.

About last night...

So they are fucking?

They are all very handsome. I remember when I was very handsome. Boy, those were the days.

They put their wee-wees in each other dookie shoots. #nohomo #brojob

Many times gay men struggling with there sexuality beat women. So what’s your point R15?

And so do straight assholes R22

I never heard of this R13 and then I googled it. Interesting. Maybe he’s one of those butch gays that has to slowly come out?

uh...

Does it say Alex in Japanese, or thanx

AP confirmed he was straight on the Bret Easton Ellis podcast. But I get a definite gay vibe from the model.

R13 "Alex is gay for pay no"

Correcting your question: "Alex is gay, no?"

No need to thank me.

They look like str8 gigolos to me.

I'm not saying that he is gay or not, but, please, R28, if he is a Hollywood closeted gay actor (which you would agree with me, it's not something rare), what would you expect him to say in an interview? "Yes, I'm a closeted gay man" ?

alex is str8 as fuk and known as a monumental asshole

I dont usually get crushes on straight guys but this sort of skanky hunk does it for me.

Alex looks good. More character in the face. The other one is a WASP meh.

The comments on that insta apparently agree with my SeanCody suspicions R25.

r13 where did you hear that?

The way Jules photographs Alex is clearly with great affection

I’m an Artiste!

hope the art thing works out

he aint getting many parts cause he is despised huh...

You still say "male model", OP? Male nurse too? Lady doctor? How quaint.

He's straight. As I recall he fucked up that blonde chick from Glee and then set her house on fire when she tried to dump him.

R40 Also heard he got her knocked up and forced her into getting an abortion.

So maybe he's (shocker) bisexual. Channing probably hates him for trying to run up on his John. Sounds like both of them are working boys willing to putout for a gig. Channing will not accept competition.

No gay man would be painting that thing in R37

[quote]alexpettyferCongrats to my brother from another mother @jules_horn for landing his first cover of @vman #proudfriend

These two already show more public courage than Landon Ross and Julian Morris.

[quote]It's funny how beautiful straight men often seek out other beautiful men as friends. Is it a subconscious thing or....

It's evolutionary, baby. The higher the sexual status your friends or lovers look the higher the status other people will perceive YOU to be. And if you're good looking as well then it's just a mutually reinforcing phenomenon that virtually GUARANTEES attracting the highest grade cock or pussy.

It's primitive and brutal as hell but Mother Nature is an indifferent bitch.

poor alex

all that give of the peen and

his career in da shitter

Are they an item R45?

This thread is embarrassing me.

I don’t have Pettyfer’s pretty looks or his fame but I’m sure I’m smarter, nicer and more cute. Yet I do not have a single friend to my name let alone a hot model bf to hang out and get dinner with. I am ashamed.

You’ve used that word “cute”, R49. I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Alex hit the wall already? His face looks puffy.

I think Alex and Jules are actually a married couple.

Don’t know about Horn, but Petmyfur seems to be a straight narcissistic douche to the core.

How does Alex tan so well?

[quote]Are they an item [R45]?

R48, Julian Morris and Landon Ross appear to be long-term boyfriends.

You can check out the long-running thread we have on them here:

Alex is so basic with dumbo ears are covered in moles. Yuk.

Alex is quite likely straight, with a dash of homophobia thrown in.

Wasn't Pettyfer deemed an official industry POS after his stint on "Magic Mike"? Hated by everyone who worked with him for his diva ways. Hell, if you can't get along with with a good-ole-boy like Channing Tatum you must be a real snot wad.

R57, why do you think Alex probably has a 'dash of homophobia'?

I've never heard that about him.

Alex has worked with Stephen Fry twice.

Fry has always spoken well of him, so I don't think he's anti-gay.

Is Alex white?

Does he have yellow skin?

What is his IQ?

Would he make a good boyfriend?

I think he is nice but he scares me but I dunno lol.

MascBro:

Age of Jules?

[quote] Does he have yellow skin?

Jules or Alex?

Alex is Moley Cyrus.

They traveled to NY together I think

[quote] They traveled to NY together I think

Why do you think that?

They were at MIA airport the same day and both went to New York.

[quote]They traveled to NY together

And therefore...?

Are you new to DL, r69?

Jules lives in NYC:

[quote]jules_horn❄️🙄 #notgonnaleavethehouse #blizzard #nyc 📸 @mr_arroyo #img

R63: 28.

So Jules Horn was born in Germany?

Chermany.

They are together

Alex idolizes Steve McQueen...how many gays idolize Steve?

I think Alex looks better now and yes, he's always surrounded by hot men. Hot men hang out with other hot men.

Even the black guy in the background knows what’s going on here.

R77, he's not even looking in their direction.

R78 = yellow skin troll

[quote] R78 = yellow skin troll

What? Why do you say that? It's obvious the guy is not even looking in their direction.

Gorgeous:

Straight friends suck each other’s dicks a lot these days. The majority spit and don’t swallow their buds load unless they are really close and like brothers. This is most likely the type of friendship these two have......only behind closed doors when no one is watching .....or awake

Wouldn't surprise me if Jules was gay and Alex was straight.

Jules is quite gay - he loves to use the bunny ears or kitty cat filters on himself on his instagram stories.

Pettyfer reeks of bi.

[quote]Straight friends suck each other’s dicks a lot these days.

Riiiiiiight.

R82 = unfucked hideous dumbass

Oh Jules:

Just think of all the hot little twink ass that Weber has munched on over the years. Jesus effin Christ, that man is a damn legend.

What's Pettyfer's skin color?

Horn is an exceptionally handsome lad. Very boy next door handsome. Not like the usual tarted up or strange looking fashion model. Those Germans really know how to breed some good looking men.

Jules is actually quite short for a model - he’s 5’10 tops.

If he could act he’d look great on screen - compact body and massive head.

can they become next Gio and Tommy?

I don't see the beauty people refer to - he's exceptionally pedestrian

He's an instaho who rather miraculous got booked as a real model. Handsome face but neither pretty nor gorgeous. Sheesh, the hyperbole. Nice body. Maybe he got that big german schlong, too. His name can be from England through German and he looks more Dutch to me than German but he comes from over by Czechia so who knows.

You’re nuts if you don’t think this face is gorgeous

I mean you sort of have to like that Teutonic look but still the bond structure is flawless

Wet Jules:

Nature’s Boy:

What happened to Alex's girlfriend ? I thought they were going to marry...anyway, Alex always gave me bi vibes, if the gay rumors are true then i was right. I dont think they are a couple but i would like to see sexy guys together from time to time...

[quote]What happened to Alex's girlfriend ? I thought they were going to marry..

yeah, they got engaged last year......but maybe they broke it off (again)

Did Jules "turn" Alex? That's hot!

Alex is back in NY and spending the day with Jules per Jules’s IG story

R101 They just can't quit each other! Even if it's just a bromance, it's cute.

Hi!

Jules is so masc

Well, Jules follows straight and non-homoerotic-pervert Bruce Weber on IG, so that should tell us something? Did I mention that Weber is straight?

Weber has photographed Jules many times.

Yeah, I bet Weber has ****ed Jules many times.

With Daddy Bruce:

And Bruce shot this:

And this:

r110 Which one is Jules?

R110: the one on the right.

Thanks, r112.

A fake job of Alex:

R101 Even if they are just friends, still cute 😍

Nothing will convince me these two aren’t lovers.

^ I like Alex's coat.

R105 How many gay people Jules is following ?

R116 Today, I was watching 2 straight teenage boys interacting with each other while waiting at a bus stop. They were filled with joy and intense liking for each other. You could see it in their eyes and expressions, just happy and content to be friends. I was thinking back to when I had that too as a kid. I think sometimes adults can strike up friendships that can replicate the same youthful bonding.

Together again tonight in New York

Miss Lee Daniels joined them for dinner

If Jules isn't FUCKING Alex, he is being very thirsty in that pic.

And in fact Alex's eyes look like he's had his fill of this bromance.

Jules is even hotter than Alex

Had his fill? He came back to Jules after like a week.

bad pic then. They both look miserable.

Is Alex white?

What kind of bullshit trolling is that, R126

Alex and Jules

R20. thanks for sharing. i remember when i was hot young very attractive, you think that is how the world is always going to be.yes i am glad i am alive. (mid 50s) glad i got to know what its like to be hot , as shallow as that sounds, anyway, just to observe how it changes , how people stop kissing up to you, flirting, ah youth.

I think the fact that he "dated" Dianna Agron and Camilla Belle tells you something about Alex.

Camilla Belle is the uberbeard, she also "dated" Tim Tebow

R127, I’m just wondering whether he’s what DL calls white adjacent. Alex’s skin color is not literally white.

Best buds.

Best buds who don't bother to have gfs = best fuck buddies.

they should have an orgy with Julian Morris and Landon Ross.

[quote]Miss Lee Daniels joined them for dinner

Lee's still trying to get that Pettyfer dick, huh? He said years ago he wanted to develop a gay action movie with Alex starring but he hasn't even put that pretty, wooden acting bitch on Empire or Star.

R136 That sounds more like a Netflix series than a big budge movie. But hey, Alex is past his prime, so he got to settle for whether comes his way.

OMG.

[quote] OMG

Dyatlov right?

Alex Pettyfer is so fkin hot. I would eat his cum.

[quote]Alex sure has hit the proverbial wall.

You can say that again. I didn't even recognize him in OP's pic (I still remember him from his blond twink days). Totally unremarkable-looking now. And oddly enough, he's not even 30 yet. Most men peak (or soon peak) in attractiveness at his age.

He's still attractive but not a knockout. Moved into dadbod land and carries around a mini young fat white lady. Not a good look for him.

Yup that's a beer gut. Shame since he was so trim as of last year.

Hell, this photo was from March. Maybe he's putting on weight for a role.

And so many ugly tattoos!

That’s shameful that he’s wearing a baseball hat while eating dinner at a restaurant. Very disrespectful and without manners.

My dong prefers older Alex Prettyfer to older Charlie Hummer, whose beard reduced him to total white trashitude.

I guess bisexuality is now foreign on DL. I believe no actor is straight, they are mostly sexually open people.

I'd rather do Jules than Alex

But that comes with the territory of being a "dudebro", R146!

Hoping r150 is mocking rather than defending.

100% mocking, R151.

WWs for you, then, in r152 and r150.

I'd fuck Jules' hole!!!!

He's gorgeous *sigh*

Do they lick each other's asses?

In my fantasies, they do

hottie bump

Alex is now a director.

R159 He's transitioning!

r159, I predict Back Roads will be Alex Pettyfer's Trog

Jules seems wildly insecure on his IG. Constantly posing trite “affirmation” quotes. He just posted one attributed to Ben Carson. I doubt he knows who he is.

Ben Carson? Ugh. I wish you hadn't posted that, r162. You're starting to kill my crush on him.

Yeah, hopefully Jules is not a Republican.

I never expected this thread to be so big.

R164 Jules is not an American citizen

His IG story is a never ending stream of affirmative quote screenshots and quotes from “The Secret.” I don’t know why he thinks anybody cares, but it makes him seem flakey. But people who change their first names usually are.

I’m waiting for him to post the kitten on the branch.

r166, what's his real first name?

Jurgen

I prefer Jules. At least he didn't choose Justin.

Serving Face:

Jules is frequently touching Alex in photos but less so Alex touching Jules.

You know how handsy those Germans are.

[quote]I prefer Jules. At least he didn't choose Justin.

What?

He has piercing blue eyes

What does “dropped some muffins mean” R170?

Made drop muffins, R175?

I have no idea. Maybe it’s translated directly from German?

A cute shot:

Masc:

So hot

handsome but Archetypus Deutsch Gesicht

What's wrong with archetypal Germans R181?

PFLAG did right thing

Again with Jules on Alex’s Story

Or here

When did Alex get the cromag brow?

From his cromag ancestors!

Is he part Neanderthal as well.

R185 Jules and Alex seem to spend almost every day together... Do they live together or something?

They're a cute couple!

R190 They seem a good match.

Cuties

This is a really hard Yoga move:

I don't want to see that.

I'm strangely turned on

Weird but hot

They are back together

Were they ever apart?

R197 The Odd Couple.... and somehow it works.

Just make it legal, you two!

For a straight dude Alex sure hangs out with a lot of gay men:

Well good for him. And many, if not all, the guys he hangs out with (gay or straight) seem like normal guys, not in entertainment. It makes him appear better than his cuntish reputation would make one think.

Agreed, R203.

It's probably best to be skeptical about some of the nasty things people have said about Alex.

Some of the rumors may be exaggerated or inaccurate.

Is Alex even working? It sounds like this "friend" is in love with him and maybe supports him, who knows.

Alex probably still has more money than Jules.

Alex has been in films for the past decade. Jules is only a minor model.

R206 I don't see Alex being super rich since he hasn't been in any real blockbusters.

Well Alex does have that lucrative app.

luscious ass you say? yes

Alex is beautiful - it seems like he can’t take a bad picture

Do straight men photograph their bros like this?

I just started following Alex and, umm, I think they might actually be together. Not even joking. Alex thinks about Jules and posts IG stories about him all day long. It’s pretty damn adorable.

It’s strange because you read about Pettyfer being a bitch. And he looks narcissistic, but just maybe! I love it, honestly.

Did Alex ever claim to be straight player?

Stephen Fry said that Alex is gay friendly and that he let him spank him hard in "Tom Brown's Schooldays":

I don't even want to think about Stephen Fry spanking teen boys

If they are together, then the sex must be porntastic.

Plus every time Jules drains Alex's big dong, he reads the gracious Thanx tattoo.

they are working out together now at the gym on Jules's story

R218 Which means showering together afterward...

Are they ever apart these days?

All for Alex?

Looks like Jules has some wet stains on his shorts, R221.

From Jules’s Story

And Alex reposted it

R223 R224 - They are BOTH so lucky! I hope they are having incredible orgasms and all the excitement of new love!!

So Jules is cooking him breakfast...

So sweet that his boyfriend is keeping him in line. Hot shirtless breakfasts. Young love.

What is Jules training Alex for? ;D

How did he go from banging the hottest girl on Glee, knocking her up, then knocking he around, to a washed up glass closet gay? What a crazy turn.

Now we should ask the pressing question, did Alex put out for some of his roles? And was he trying to move in on Channing Tatum's financiers/daddies, causing the rift between the two or did he refuse Channing's advances? So many questions.

He never knocked up anyone on Glee. Media spin.

Alex was engaged to Lisa Presley's daughter, Riley and engaged to another model. So he turned gay? Won't last long.

R229 & R231 must be Frau. There is no way to verify he was dating women. These fake engagements could have been publicity stunts.

Jules almost only hangs out with gay people. No girlfriend or girls hanging around him. Definitely, likely, surely gay. Alex is Alex. No clear clues on him.

Speaking of gay friends...

It's like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon in here

Alex is now more closely linked to Bonner Bolton's butthole than he ever expected.

Bonner Bolton's Butthole deserves a thread.

R237, I think there was a long thread on it last year.

R238 A hungry butthole deserves a long thread.

It’s their anniversary

How obvious can they be?

I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT DAFUQ IS GOING ON HERE. Just nonstop famewhore and gay baiting??? If they are not fucking, Alex is pulling a cruel mind fuck on Jules because Jules is in love with him. Jules is the one ALWAYS beaming in every couples shot. Jules is the one always reaching out to touch Alex.

[quote]It’s their anniversary

How many straight guys have an anniversary for the day they first met?

They are at dinner together now. See both their stories

Are you gonna fuck tonight? Did Jules prepare a candle-lit bedroom for this special occasion...

Love Jules' body

3-way

Alex is look rough for 28. Jules needs to help him rejuvenate.

R248 ^looking rough

Alex has always looked older than he is

Do you think it's just the two of them at dinner?

Is DL the only place that has noticed?

Um, I know they're doing keto right now, but that giant roasted bird and fancy table setting screams romantic anniversary dinner....not hanging with my bro.

Can one have a romantic anniversary dinner and be storyboarding it non-stop?

R253 Yes! To brag about your relationship.

What is on fire in the IG story?

Just their dinner

R236 Is that a head on that roasted bird? How cavemen of them!

Jules is so in love. It's sad.

It's the two year anniversary of us becoming.....friends

I cringe for Jules. He literally made a festive roast served with wine under dim lights and posted a 2 year anniversary pic.

Now I'm obsessed a bit. Alex leaving Jules red hearts in the comments. Just bros.

[quote] Can one have a romantic anniversary dinner and be storyboarding it non-stop?

I can't imagine why one would do that, even celebrities. It does seem like fame whoring, as someone wrote above.

Ok, for some reason they're getting foot massages. From Jules' IG story

Alex has a galaxy of moles.

R261 Bros don't have dinner and massage together. They drink beer, watch sports, talk shit about women and tell fart jokes together.

Patsy Stone from AbFab on Alex's Instagram page. He may as well come out.

Now i do believe some gay rumors about Alex

Surprised this hasn't hit the gay media. They've reported on less (Kevin McHale, Harry Styles and Mike Posner recently)

Have either of them been linked to women recently? Mid last year Alex was engaged but that is over and now he goes around the world with Jules or is running back to NYC where Jules lives.

R269 Alex but i dont know about Jules 😐

R265 I agree, back in my "straight" days it was pretty unusual for a couple of guys to go out to a nice restaurant together, unless they were traveling, or on business. The picture at the OP looks like a date.

They take very interesting pictures of each other. Intimate. Is this what bros do?

That’s a photo Jules took of himself

But Alex did take this photo of Jules

They need to take a photo fo them comparing their hard dick size. Also each one of them getting barebacked. I would also like to see money shots, a la JLaw.

They are going to Paris together

Alex calls Jules “the German”

R276 how do you know they are going to Paris?

It was on Alex’s story but he deleted it

Just bros bein' bros. No homo.

And the ABFAB post!

Do they live together?

If they were truly a couple, or even gay, wouldn't they "hide" more? Or, alternatively, wouldn't they be completely open as to the nature of their relationship?

Alex has enough straight cred accumulated through the years to "bro" it up with immunity.

I don't think they are a couple. Jules is in love with Alex and Alex hits it when the mood is right because he's open to it. Alex will settle down with some hot female model and Alex will keep carrying his torch.

Well the world has changed because in my youth straight adult men did not have touchy feely crushes and romances with gay adult men. 2 straight guys could be really close, though.

Why is it hard to believe that they are a lovers and Alex is bi and Jules is gay. It doesn't have to be a "couple".

R286 I agree. They have something. Just not a "couple".

[quote]It was on Alex’s story but he deleted it

Wonder why Alex deleted it?

Jules posted this on his story

^ i wonder if Jules and Alex have been helping each other to open their Chakras...

Taking videos of each other in the gym is what bros do!

Jules liked this pic.

Alex is still liking bikini-clad women, ugh.

They are both friends with Bruce Bozzi I think. Bruce is Bryan Lourd’s husband.

[quote]Alex is still liking bikini-clad women, ugh.

Not a surprise. Alex is bisexual.

I now think Alex is straight. Or even if he was bi, he wouldn't ever publicly be with a dude. Him and Jules are just friends.

I don’t think straight men know who Patsy Stone is.

I’m not even sure they can [italic]see[/italic] Patsy.

r296 Alex is an actor, dummy. Not just a regular straight guy. And he surrounds himself with many gay guys

Is he the type of bi bro who will eat out the young luscious ass of his bro darling?

R298 Potentially but will only hold hands in public with a chick.

Mistresses. @georgecortina 📸: @alexpettyfer

Alex isn't straight

Can someone please explain the caption at r300? Tia.

R302 Jules was being camp because he's gay.

Is Jules his co-pilot?

R304 No

OIC R303. Thanks.

[quote]jules_hornLove what you have and you have everything ❤️

Where are they going in that plane? WeHo?

Has Jules always posted so many emo quotes?

R309: yes, especially in his Instagram Stories.

Determined:

Yes Jules has always posted dozens of inspirational quotes a day. Very insecure. Basically a frau.

R311 Kind of wide hips there.

Does anyone wonder how Alex appears to have a life occupied primarily in leisure activities despite not having had a decent paying role in several years?

He works at developing an app and has posted videos of working (and dancing) at the office. At least he doesn’t go to “medical school” like most whores.

R314, actors get paid a lot of money, so he probably still has a lot left over.

R316 A-list actors get paid a lot of money. Alex was never A-list or even B-list.

Alex has not had a significant movie role in five years.

R317, Alex was in quite a few films as the lead actor.

Actors are always overpaid and you would be surprised how much they sometimes make.

maybe when he made a couple million back in the day he bought some rental properties

Alex's biggest role right now is trying to play a convincing straight guy.

LOL "made a couple million"

Entry level unknown actors aren't paid big bucks. Gal Gadot and Henry Cavill were paid around $300,000 for the first films in their respective DC series and those were major tentpole titles.

Pettyfer played the lead role in just three studio films which were not tentpoles, I Am Number Four and Beastly in 2011 and Endless Love in 2014. His most successful film, Magic Mike, was made for just $7 million budget because everyone worked for scale. He probably had a back end deal but I doubt he took him enough to support his lifestyle without working consistently for the past several years.

They look so douchey, I'd say they're friends, but it wouldn't shock me if they indulged in the occasional drunk "brojob".

R322 Alex was groomed as a leading man, but he never really did break out. So he definitely didn't rake in the big bucks. Unless he gets a lucky break soon, he might just have to settle for some cable TV roles at some point.

LOL @ the idiot at R324. Alex would be lucky to get any tv roles considering his reputation. He didn't even have American representation for the past several years until recent, because his rep was so bad.

R325 Oh please, HW has seen people with worse reputation get work.

R300 Okay! This is some lowkey glass closet shit. I did not expect this much from this thread. Something is going on between these two. People may be fooled by all those Alex P. showmances but I was never convinced.

Alex is nothing special lookswise or acting. When he was younger and fresh on the scene, he was heartthrob material. Now he's just another actor with a few memorable roles behind him. And if he's got a bad rep, it doesn't help.

All the more reason to keep in the closet R328.

Do "bros." have anniversaries of when they first met?

R330 Thia is just Jules way of celebrating a bro he idolizes. I think they would be a hot couple or hook-up or whatever but I don't see it anymore.

Anymore? So you did at one point R331?

R332 Yes. At first all clues pointed to something more than friends but looking from a different angle it's just besties. Jules may be gay though.

R333

Jules seems very insecure and needy on his IG Story.

No one cares about your “The Secret” quote of the day, hon.

Could Jules' non-American heritage be contributing his cringy social media persona? Maybe he thinks it's popular to post inspirational frau shit day and night.

Some kind of abondonment issues/narcissism complex fueled by social media.

Messy and Thirsty:

Hungry:

Love Jules' voice

Remember DL instatrolls look through ANY snark posted about their beloved. Remember Timmy trolls. Why, it was like Timmy could shoot someone dead on 5th avenue and his Stans wouldn't blink an eyelash.

Alex Pettyfer, poor man, has been a victim of aggressive sexual harrassment since coming to Hollywood. This is why he has been accused of being standoffish and rude. He's TRAUMATIZED!

R342 Alex was a British kid actor, so probably the first trauma happened back in England.

[quote] lexpettyferM I D N I G H T - F E A S T Thank you to my fellow 🇬🇧 James for looking after me 👍🏻

Could Jules be his personal trainer?

[quote]Alex was a British kid actor, so probably the first trauma happened back in England.

I suppose that's possible.

They made him pull down his pants in his first film.

^ Stephen Fry "discovered" him

Yes, in "Tom Brown's Schooldays", Stephen Fry says that he had a good time spanking Alex's bottom.

R344 he trains with some other trainer at Gotham gym. Jules is not his personal trainer.

Munching in Mexico:

He's cute there at R349

Is Jules in mexico, too?

Jules is in New York

With his ugly sister(?). How gross.

I'm so in love/lust with Jules. He's gorgeous.

More Jules

Love Jules

Jules is probably uncut.

A perfectly intact German sausage

Meanwhile, Alex is cut.

Omg they are boy-girl Twins:

Jules does an IG Story like every hour. Major abandonment issues.

r360, I think she's pretty. Not as gorgeous as he is, but not ugly, either

jkuo8ui78

Jules showing more skin than twin sister:

Jules has gay eyes.

Jules has gay everything

LOL.

R366 everything except a gay lover.

Jules is adorable

Alex is 100% straight if he can resist this...

Is Alex a coward?

Alex thinks he still has a career

Alex probably thinks he's an artist, which is an excuse for not having a career.

Riding:

FWIW, Jules doesn't really sound gay in his native German but this might be his Upper Franconian dialect, which is marked by a lower pitch and flatter intonation generally. Then again, the way he expresses himself does remind me of a gay friend of mine who is from the same region.

I was surprised to learn that he worked in industrial assembly for a few years, meaning he used to do physical labor seven days a week while traveling around. Might explain why he sounds pretty down-to-earth.

Well, when your twin sister is butcher than you...

Jules daily routine: wake up early, "meditate"/post some quote to insta, gym, buy coffee from that place, post some quote and pic of himself, eat lunch, do more stuff..... He needs a good relationship and dick.

Jules posts an IG Story every hour on the hour.

Bitch you pretty but you ain’t that interesting.

It's scientifically impossible for a straight man's eyes to twinkle like this.

Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

Jules is gorgeous and also seems somehow gentle. It's a weird combination.

R370 is pretty butch (for a male model). I think that's his "I am going to fuck you now" stare.

Jules posts too many "stories." He needs an editor. I would do it. He can pay me in penis.

R383 Where shall his penis make its deposit?

Are there any Julex fanfics? I imagine you can write a steamy pool sex scenario from R370.

"He needs a good relationship and dick."

I'm sure he has both. When you look like that, you don't have too many lonely nights.

Working out

One thing you should know about me is my friends are always by my side whether you see them or not!

Well you should notice them as more times than not they are dress better than me! Lol

Jules should work his middle pecs more

All for Jules?

Holey moley!

R391 Are you implying Jules is a horny pig?

For you instausers, Do Alex like Jules pics while they are separated?

Serving duck lips:

Back in the day:

^ Do you think they hooked up?

Gross. Matthew looked Bozo the Clown on steroid.

Yeah, Matthew is not what he used to be.

[quote]Matthew is not what he used to be.

He never recovered from whatever he did to himself for Dallas Buyers Club.

Alex’s IG stories are him doing karaoke with some blonde and “all these queens”, with gay guys tagged. II presume he wasn’t in NYC or Jules would have joined. I guess the blonde also provides him with plausible heterosexuality or some bullshit.

He seems like that jackass at the table who’s constantly taking video, also.

You must not be familiar with NY R401. Those videos were taken at the Duplex Piano Bar on Christopher Street, one of the most famous gay bars in the world.

Correct, R402.

R401 I think the blonde is his ex. They might be back together

R397: maybe...

Did Alex and McBongo actually get along on Magic Mike?

They probably got along better than Alex and Channing.

You like?

Throwback in Bali

Alex at 18 looking about 30

What caused the aging process to accelerate?

Alex didn't look like a boy but also didn't look 30. I guess he was a bit mature looking at 18, 19 but really it depends on the lighting and photographer.

I wonder if he can still work up this smug gay face, for jules.

Wow, first time I see a bad picture of him, is that a San patrick costume?

He and Jules are off to Paris now

Isn't Shawn Mendes in Paris this weekend?

Perhaps they are hooking up.

Alex is going to Paris and Jules seems to be upstate NY.

No they are going to Paris together, Alex posted their plans and then deleted it

R419 Jules has been posting about upstateNY in his story and he posted a pic.

Happy Memorial Day weekend to all of you 🙃 #NYC #upstate #weekend #memorialday

[quote]Alex posted their plans and then deleted it

Wonder why Alex deleted it?

Maybe they are over, havent been togheter in over a week.

How can they be over when they were never been together? I think Alex is going to be back with his ex.

The "Post & Delete" troll is just trolling.

It's happening..

^ Notice he knows all the words....

English boys are so liberated.

Sing it, hun.

That video is from 2017.

He needs to be naked for that lip synch

He is naked. We just can’t see his full body.

Jules is upstate at the country house of his agent, Kevin Apana [and boyfriend RJ Rojenski]:

The swimming pool:

Is RJ Rogenski really his boyfriend?!

He's Kevin Apana's boyfriend

You usually aren’t naked for cryotherapy.

RJ is very hot but I've never seen a pic of Apana since it seems he's always behind the camera taking pics of these models. Can someone post a pic of him?

R435: yes, and this is probably the only picture on the net of the two of them together. There is no known picture of Kevin online...

R439 weirdest thing ever. I used to think this dude was him

At R426, he's doing his best Diana Ross impersonation singing 'I'm Coming Out'.

R440: lol that’s Tyson Ballou, one of the longest lasting male models around, and he’s straight.

If Alex was having 3 ways with Ross and Jed, he's at least bi.

R442 I was desparately trying to find this Apana and made many errors in my quest. Lol

[quote]Jules is upstate at the country house of his agent, Kevin Apana [and boyfriend RJ Rojenski]:

Is Jules having a threesome with Kevin & RJ?

Alex is at the French Open today.

Alex on his way to Rome now

Holiday stretch

show off. but hey, if you've got, flaunt it.

Also, smell those fancy gays with their design pool and dogs.

Jules needs to break into acting.

Be still, my beating heart

Oh no Jules deleted the pic at r448.

However, there’s still this Inspirational Quote:

Why would Jules delete the "Holiday stretch"?

Makes him look too gay?!

[quote] Your butt is perfect.

More Dreamy, less stretching:

Love him, but what's up with the "Stuart Smalley" quotes?

Bitch has issues.

He needs a big ........... hug.

He needs a blog.

He's probably getting plenty of "hugs" from Alex

When in Rome

Alex channeling his idol Steve McQueen...

Thoughtful Thespian Realness:

Playful Jules:

Nice photo, R464, although Alex is looking older than his age.

Jules post on his story "Good morning world! Ready for another beautiful day"

Sometimes you just want to smash his morning grapefruit in his face, hard.

As hard as he can stand it.

R467 He's so extra with his "happiness". Maybe he wants to be a life coach so then it's fine. If he's just doing this for no reason then he's trying to hard and it's a cover for other issues.

Jules is in Italy!

His skin looks awful at r464

[R469] i missed the #tbt

R470 Too much sun for sure.

Jules loves being poked...

Alex loves his gay friends:

What did the link at R474 show or say? The post has been deleted.

Who is that with him?

It’s Alex wishing his gay bestie designer Nicola Formichetti happy birthday. Nicola’s main claim to fame is his stylist stint with GaGa when she’s at her peak circa ‘Born This Way’.

Pal-ing around:

This thread makes Alex seem not as much of an ass as is his reputation.

I've always thought the nasty comments about Alex were exaggerated, R479.

Wow. I just wanted to congratulate myself and THANK all the commenters here. I have NEVER made a thread with so many postings on it. And congrats to Jules & Alex. Such a beautiful couple.

They're OUR Johnny Depp and Kate Moss!

Ha! If only.

I've been to Paris but Alex has never come in me.

Jules resembles Jordan Knight to me.

The stretching pic is back!

Determined:

Alex is back in London:

The king is still in London.

Who's that with him?

R490: a friend who apparently owns a hip sushi joint in London -

“In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take” - Lewis Carroll

Jules looking hot af:

Jules is ridiculously hot and also seems so sweet. Alex has a chance at that and he's not taking it. A fool

How do we know Alex is not taking it, R494?

r493's pic is making me swoon

Looks good doing Preppy too:

Golden Boy:

Jules’s good friend Bonner seems to have found his real love...

That girl looks rather masculine, R499.

Alex is watching Ab Fab now on his story

It looks like he’s watching AbFab from a’s house.

His story?!

R503, Instagram has a feature that allows posters to stream live or post short videos that disappear after 24 hours.

How does R503 keep track of hot, potentially gay celebrities, if he doesn’t use IG? Come on, these are basic DL best practices, folks.

Hot stuff:

Throwback:

Hot:

sigh, he's dreamy

From Vman magazine website.

Alex looks good here:

Vman? What does the V stand for - very gay?

Alex is quite dark for a Brit.

Dear god, THAT'S what Pettyfer looks like now? I thought he was hot in Magic Mike but damn, he is aging very badly. How the hell does one go so far downhill in only six years? There's no way he's under 30, either.

Alex is only 28, but yes, he looks older than his age.

His father looked good

Back at Upstate New York :

He seems like a wannabe douchebro and it comes off as awkward

VMan is the Men's edition of Visionaire magazine.

r516, is that really his dad?

Yes, his father is actor Richard Pettyfer

Happy Monday:

Now we know where Alex got his good looks from, R516.

Flames:

Hands on the hips at R524.

Is this his way of saying he's a flamer?

There is no narrative to this fame whoring. I've become bored with these two.

It’s kinda hard to have a narrative when everything is happening downlow.

Their friend rjrogenski has the cutest pups.

I think they’re over

r530 but they are brothers from another mother!!

Nothing is happening because Alex is in Europe, we don't know if they are over yet. Let's hope Alex doesn't unfollow Jules on IG, I can't handle another suicide

Cute burpee vid:

They are just friends. Nothing is over. Each living their own lives and when they are in the same place they will hang out. I think Alex is likely going to go back to his girlfriend :

Cute dogs

R534, or other guys.

Bulge alert at R533.

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Hurray, Alex is back in NYC:

and I am telling you, they broke up.

No!!!!!!!

r540 what happened between them?

r542 Alex cheated on Jules by fucking Jules' Girl Friend

Jules has a girlfriend? Who?

If he has a girlfriend, he seems to be hiding her. All he ever does is post pictures of himself, his gay besties, and food.

Alex only tops bareback and Jules wants to stop taking Truvada, feels it damages his chakras and BMI.

I think R543 is just joking.

He said Girl Friend, not girlfriend.

Wtf, is Alex dating bicurious Rita Ora now?!

Well, back in the day...

r550 What are they famous for, being famous?

R551: well, Cara is a model, and Rita sings -

That's not music, r552.

R553: well, the kids seem to like it...😂

Alex was alone in his bed on his IG story, so maybe he’s not dating anyone 💁‍♂️

Messy bms

R549 his body language say it all

So Alex isn't a pussy hound? Think of all the hot bitches he could be fucking no strings attached. A girl in every port for that one.

r557 Shhh.

Horn's ass is as flat as a pancake!

^ i'd still stick my dick in it!

R549 She also "dated" Taylor Swift's "ex-boyfriend" Calvin Harris. He's a big fag also.

They should get married and have babies together!!

Oh oh Alex is in NYC and no posts of him and Jules at the gym or in restaurants or in the streets. Very weird. We have lots of emo posts and cryptic captions. Let's see if they hang out otherwise perhaps it is true they broke up!?!?

BISH I DONE TOLD YOU

THEIR COLLAPSE IS COMPLETE

R565 Bitch, you are right. I thought they were just bros but this behavior is suspicious

Actually, I'm guessing that their PR reps caught wind of this very long thread and told them to cool it with the photo-taking.

The great thing about DL is it's like a detective agency for sussing out closeted celebrities/secret relationships. The bad thing is it clues PR people in to what behavior among their clients is drawing suspicion. And causes them to issue warnings accordingly.

R567, you're probably right. It probably explains the random photo with Rita Ora as well. "Them gays is onto you, boy! Get a beard and post a picture!"

[quote]Actually, I'm guessing that their PR reps caught wind of this very long thread and told them to cool it with the photo-taking.

So DL has real influence after all?

I’m pretty sure Alex doesn’t have a PR Rep anymore. It used to be Simon Halls. That was before Hollywood gave up on him.

He only recently regained US theatrical representation, so he was actually unemployable in HW for a few years.

R569 Of course. Why do you think the PR folks come here in droves to claim actors are straight (and angrily chastise us) whenever there's a speculation thread? It's not just that; this site has been mentioned as a reference in discussions of the Hollywood closet in various publications. For example, see the HuffPost article below.

R570, maybe, but other reps like managers and agents can have their assistants fulfill that role, too. Or gay friends of Alex (of which he has many) who read the site can tip him off.

Jules looks happy:

And Alex is mumbling something cryptic about ‘fairy tale’...

"I’m pretty sure Alex doesn’t have a PR Rep anymore. It used to be Simon Halls. That was before Hollywood gave up on him."

Simon Halls, hmmmmm.....

r570 Did Alex have to f-ck Bomer in front of Simon to get him to rep him?

Really, r575? You think thoughts like that, but worry about typing the "u" in "fuck"?

Lol.

Did Simon Halls tap that?

It "taking one for the team" = taking Alex's big fat lily white British dripping dong in my ass bareback, well, OK, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.

[quote] Alex's big fat lily white British dripping dong

He's white?

R580 is the epitome of Datalounge.

Why, R581?

My favorite crypto gay couple

A lots of #love #iloveyou from Jules lately. Whats happening with those two? Someone in NYC go to that gym and tell us!

Swimming towards...

I wish he'd swim towards ME

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I guess they decided he needs a girlfriend after the "anniversary" pic with Jules

It's his besting acting performance since "The Butler."

I want to know his tanning secret. It’s so uniform.

R587 He already told us on Instagram that it's all a fairy tale. He's bearding and Jules has been telling with his quotes that he doesn't like it one bit.

Poor Jules needs acupuncture to de stress and cope:

Jules says at R592 that he's been getting acupuncture since he was 13 years old.

I wonder why?

How does Alex get so beautifully tanned?

Tanned?

Alex on Jules's history

OP: time for a new thread.

R597, I'm not OP but I started a second thread

A link would be appreciated, R598.

To be continued...