Actor Bryan Greenberg takes mother of all “I skip leg day” photos

There are no stars today. The Oscars wonder why nobody tunes in anymore.

Jesus - his calves are like twigs....

photoshop. but why?

It's obviously not Photoshop as it comes directly from his Instagram. And he tagged 'Addidas Originals' in that photo, how tacky.

Even the IG comments are dragging him for his twiglegs.

Bryan Greenberg is a wannabe star. He defines bland and uninteresting on camera, which is why he gets work, but it never succeeds. He's just dull, no matter what he does.

That's gross. I'm so lucky that I've been given a pair of legs that are naturally muscular.

What does he even do anymore?

It always shocked me that he got to play Meryl's son AND Uma's boyfriend in Prime. How did he snag that role? He was the definition of bland in that role, especially compared to both Meryl and Uma.

No surprise, his career is still in the same place. Like r1 said, he's not a star. I think he's handsome but he's bland.

Holy fuck, that’s horrible!

Well to be fair calf size is largely genetic, much more so than many other muscle groups and that holds if you work then out or not. When I was a painfully skinny late teen - 5’9” 145 lbs - I still had huge calves - over 16” around. Over the years I started working out & made progress - at my biggest around 212lbs my calves were only about 18”s though the rest of my body had made proportionately larger changes in size.

OTOH his thighs look pretty scrawny too, compared to his upper body - but it’s hard to be sure with those shorts.

Stop trying to make Timothee happen, it's obvious you and you alone have a crush on him. It's pretty pathetic a 60 year old man keeps starting threads about him, even disguised with others, thinking you're clever.

And I can absolutely guarantee Timothee does not find some thread started by an eldergay on a ill functioning gay gossip site, to be the least bit flattering.

He has legs of an elderly man.

Little twiglegs back in action

He has Meghan Markle legs....

Quite slim pins!

Still would suck/rim him for days.

Me too R16. Me too.

Oh HONEY.

I have waisting of fat in my legs from 20 years of HIV meds and they dont look as bad. Freakish. Now I don't feel so bad.

Nothing worse than bird legs,and hes got em in spades.

I have to laugh at the strides guys at the gym who have massive upper bodies and twig legs. They don't do any leg strength work.

I mean...who cares about his skinny fucking legs. Look at him. He's gorgeous and like....7 feet tall.

God, you people are a bunch of giggly teenage girls. Pick, pick, pick.

He's going to be a regularly featured item on the Daily Fail: "Fresh-faced Greenberg shows of his lovely pins in casual-chic attire".

Legs of an Auschitwz victim

What about the peen?

I find guys with muscular upper bodies and thinner legs quite sexy. Big thick hams on a man don't even look comfortable to me. And the thin legs accentuates the upper body muscularity.

Same with many black guys-nice upper body, spindles for legs.

Leave Timmy alone, at least he's proportional

I think his legs are fantastic!

I’ve seen grandmas in wheelchairs in nursing homes whose legs don’t look that bad.

He can get implants. And should consider it.

I wanted to say the same thing,R27 ! But I was afraid Id be vilified as a racist. A lot of them also have ugly thin fingers.

He looks like he has rickets or scurvy.

[quote]ugly thin fingers

as opposed to...sausage fingers?

Not everyone's legs respond to workout. Calf size and such is largely pre-determined.

[quote] Same with many black guys-nice upper body, spindles for legs.

I don't see that so much. Black guys who workout usually have nice lower bodies -- thighs, calves, it's usually all there.

Nice deck - I'm sure the yard is attractive. I guess behind Bryan is a guest house. Sweet !!

😬.

He's still a sexy mutha fucker

R38 It's like the group of elderly women that go jogging in the morning.

I still think he's gay.

"You can leave your pants on," sung to the tune of...

[quote]Same with many black guys-nice upper body, spindles for legs.

[quote]I wanted to say the same thing,[R27] ! But I was afraid Id be vilified as a racist. A lot of them also have ugly thin fingers.

Because, relevance. Typical.

Since he doesn't do squats, he probably has a skinny butt, too. Sadz.

Great nips though.

"Bryan Greenberg is a wannabe star. He defines bland and uninteresting on camera, which is why he gets work, but it never succeeds. He's just dull, no matter what he does."

Sounds like he didn't give you a reach around.

That's gotta be tough.

This is why so many guys post pictures either with pants on or from the waist up.

[quote] Actor Bryan Greenberg takes mother of all “I skip leg day” photos

Don't you have to have had at least one leg day in order to skip future leg days? His legs look like that of someone who's been in a wheelchair all of his life.

Horrible ass and thighs for someone otherwise so fit.

He could easily wear shorts that would help the situation appear "less bad." Those giant, billowing things and the skintight leggings aren't right for him.

I've always liked his hairy chest. Don't really care about the legs. He turned 40 recently. He and Jamie Chung have been married for several years. Wonder if they plan on having kids.

Yikes!

Just check out Baruch, and feast your eyes upon those chicken legs.

I have better legs and I am a 50 YO gal. But I am a fitnes fanatic.

I went to college with him at NYU. He’s a nice guy. Very Str8 vibes, but not in a douchebag bro-ey way. Actually it’s the worst kind if you’re gay and attracted to him - he’s extremely likeable. Which makes your heart break harder. I would compare him to a more attractive, less successful John Krasinski. Something to be said for someone who works, but has a life and is not a slave to stardom.

Great armpits though. Loved him on "Unscripted" (with the tie-in to Streep and "Prime") but he doesn't make very interesting choices. I am more perplexed that the gorgeous Jim Sturgess hasn't become a bigger star.

Whoa! That is a serious 70-year-old-man ass!

Those legs are painful to look at.

Jamie Chung is beautiful. They would have beautiful, high-IQ children.

He really does look distractingly deformed.

He can get implants. They are not that expensive and are commonly done!

Ugh, I got confused and thought this was about Bryan Austin Green until that last post, I always switch these guys up.

[quote]I went to college with him at NYU. He’s a nice guy. Very Str8 vibes, but not in a douchebag bro-ey way. Actually it’s the worst kind if you’re gay and attracted to him - he’s extremely likeable. Which makes your heart break harder.

Oh no, sounds just like my type. I'm so into open-minded het guys, and I've broken my heart with them more than once. No wonder I've always found him super sexy.

It's weird to read all this bitching about him, it's like a bunch of man-hating lesbians talking crap. He's a great looking guy and very easy on the eyes. And he exudes comfort and niceness in a manly way. Who the hell cares if his calves are slender? I most certainly wouldn't kick him out of my bed for not having Schwarzenegger legs. You can keep your gym queens, I take Bryan over them any day.

Uh no, they’re not R5. There’s only one negative comment out of over 150.

Those are some elderly man legs