I want to spend the summer on David Geffen's yacht

These were his yacht guests last summer. Does anyone see a theme here?

Wait, his boys include Josh Kushner? Did Josh come out to Jared and we didn't know about it?

[quote]Boys on the Amazon @derekblasberg @joshuakushner @mikeyhess @stavrosniarchos

OMG, Josh is gay or Bi !!

Be prepared to work, OP.

Josh is so much better looking than Jared.

The yacht looks a tad dated but sign me up.

Can you imagine anything better than waking up in a yacht anchored at Capri and enjoying a this breakfast prepared for you?

What a life. I'd love to hear about the hot ass David has gotten over the years.

OP, when you say he "took the yacht" to Tahiti and the Amalfi Coast, that means he had the yacht transported there for his use while at those places., Very few yacht owners actually use their yacht to cruise for one port to another, especially across the Pacific.

Julia Roberts and Oprah look so homely without their glam squads.

Can a yacht like that even cross the Atlantic? Would you want to be on it if it did?

People have crossed the Atlantic on smaller wooden boats, so I'd say a super yacht can handle the Atlantic. I'm sure they avoid storms. I'd take the ride, seems like an adventure, through people like David would meet it at port. Time is money.

I imagine the Yacht doesn't cross the Atlantic, at least not when David and his guests are inside of it.

Geffen got his name plastered on the home of the NY Philharmonic which seems to need to be renovated every 5 years and had to pay off the Avery Fisher family to have it done so he's a billionaire at this point.

He needs a Kitty Kelley book for all the nasty shit he's pulled.

Dasha Zhukova hangs out with Ivanka Trump? Lol, call Mueller.

DL has always been hot and cold with Geffen. Sometimes they love him, other times they are hinting at being a whore with questionable taste.

He's one of the world wealthiest gay men with access to the hottest men in the world. Most people would kill to be in his situation. Many on her believe he's had a few people knocked off over the years. Either way, he gets to enjoy a yacht in magical destinations. #Winning

Martins has fallen, Levine has fallen, now I think it's Geffen's turn. Or is he too rich?

What are you implying R18 ?

He's so vain.

He loves showing his legs that's for sure.

It seems odd that he doesn't seem to have a partner or boyfriend. He's well past the age of wanting rent boys around all the time.

He was quite the stud in his day.

I met him a few times at NYC parties in the '80s when I was a hot twink. A friend told me to flirt with him to get ahead. I did not do it well enough, apparently.

More dish, R24, please. Who else was at the party? Where was it held? Any other stories of your hot twink days?

I don't think he's into twinks, R24. He seems more into college bro types.

Julia always looks like crap...sometimes even when she is working. Obviously she only wears makeup when she is going to be filmed.

That is the last thing I would like...being on a ship all summer.

My first time meeting him was at a birthday party in a friend's Upper West Side pre-war apartment, 1991? He popped in, because that friend knew him from AIDS fundraisers. 90% gay crowd and D.G. was freshly "out," sorta.

He was nice and brief, but some other queens surrounded him and one actually shoved me out of the way to get to him (He died 10 years later, so ha.)

2nd time was at a gala, A- and B-List celebs (remember Dianne Brill?). A rich pal invited me as his arm candy for the benefit (AmFAR?). 'Oh, there's Geffen,' he brought me toward D.G. and introduced me. He knew David.

I mentioned that we'd met at ___'s birthday party, and he politely pretended to remember me.

Not much else. He was polite but reserved, and again, people kept approaching him, so I backed off.

No yacht daddy scenes for me!

"From 'White Squall' to 'White Squaw', My Summer on the Geffentania"

Lindsey Lohan must be very jealous she won’t be getting a gig on the yacht

Is it old and shabby looking or is supposed to look antique?

As nice as it is it's nothing compared to some Arab or Russian billionaire's yacht.

They're closer in size to the Titanic.

Deadly people

That's Larry Ellison's 'old' yacht that he traded in for a 'smaller' version.

Larry's new floating mini Zen palace at the link.

Read somewhere that it's quite the competition amongst mega yacht owners as to who will score the most/best celebs for the height of the Caribbean or Mediterranean yacht season.

Interesting to see who's on board, including Marty Short dontcha know. Thanks OP.

go on geffen's instagram twiitter what ev...he splashes his very lucky fortune all over us mere peons.

I guess (?) I'd have a big-ass yacht like this if I had his level of money. But Jesus. Oprah seems to like him, though, and that counts for something.

What a grisly collection on the high seas! Can you imagine the conversation? Pretentiously droning on about their latest cause/fad while being waited on by grovelling staff, talk about mal de mer.

Geff is living the dream. And he’s not bad looking for an old man, either.

This is Barry Diller's yacht. I much prefer Geffen's.

Geffen can displace a lot of water.

What a vapid and pointless life.

I can go to Bora Bora on my own dine. I don't need some lecherous, ugly, old crone to take me.

I love you R38. I feel the same way when I'm forced t be around such people at events and one on one. I always get excited in anticipation of being around them, then when I am and the reality sets in, I want to run away screaming! The scenario you described is exactly the way it is.

Rickety.

Geffen must have Cruise's plastic surgeon.

God knows he doesn't have Cher's or Joan Van Ark's.

Geffen has 42K Instagram followers, but on follows 50 or so, among them, cock-showoff and whore Vin Sant.

Does that mean he rented him for sex?

I'd be thrilled to dine with such a brilliant conversationalist as Julia Roberts!

R47 who’s that?