Let's pretend we're Meghan Markle's and Prince Harry's relationship

"So, you like chocolate swirl?"

“Do you find me attractive?”

"Who needs a prenup?"

Don't be ashamed. I like gay porn too, honey.

"Do you like dressing up? I think you'd look gorgeous as Eva Braun!"

So, you like shooting wild animals? Awesome!

We're inviting Fergie. It's non-negotiable.

Do gingers have red pubes?

"All right, Harry, that's fine. We can invite Fergie. But she's not going to sing, right?"

I find you incredibly sexy when there are 376 photographers watching!

I am Meghan Markle's vagina.

I have seen MANY dicks.

I am Prince Harry's anus.

I saw a few in boarding school as well.

"Stop calling my snatch "the 'fro down below", you ginger bastard!

You're just a number to me.

~Meghan

Harry is not doing a prenup, this marriage better last.

Fake rumor.

OP is stealing FBI Files!!!!!! That was in my report about Fredrica Bimel!!!!

Someone call Trump!!!!

I’m her blanket like coats.

I’m the chicken they’re roasting on a cozy night in.

I’m our love. It’s for us. It’s ours.

I’m the way he grunts and trembles while cumming in her mouth — something the boozy heiresses he dated before were never able to make happen.

I'm the tabloid photographers who will be tipped off to Meghan's day-to-day activities so that her latest fashionable looks can be photographed and beamed across the world.

I am one of Meghan's dogs.

I got abandoned due to my owner's social climbing aspirations.

I'll marry a "n-word" so I'll look cool and popular

I’m the sullen silences only cut by looking daggers. I’m born of two parents; resentment and disappointment. I’m five years in the future but I’m coming.

I am Duchess Meghan's offspring.

For my mother, I am nothing but a meal ticket.

Im Harry's smelly fart

[quote] Clarice Starling, retired, now coaching field hockey

And trying to finger the players after practice. You smell of the lawn.

My bf and I give it about 5-8 yrs before divorce. My Bf, who doesn't really care about the royals, says that in his entire life, he never been as comfortably certain that something would happen. I don't know how it will go though, since Meghan will never initiate it since she is a grifter. Will Harry dump her?

[QUOTE] Meghan will never initiate it since she is a grifter. Will Harry dump her?

I would think if she’s the injured party she’d get a bigger payout.

Boy, the jealousy is quite palatable in this thread. I can taste the bitterness.