Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 8 - Thread 3

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Erika seems to have a lot of anger issues although I don't know why.

She has always seemed to dislike Teddi from day one. Maybe because she perceives Teddi as weak and Erika dislikes weak people?

Miss Erika Jayne is just pissed because the old geezer broke his ankle and she had the wear the nurse's outfit again.

Remember Erika in Hong Kong when her voice got hoarse and went down an octave. "Don't bring up killing my child again!"

Yes, Donna Douglas, Jr. smelled weak blood in Teddi Jo and went the fuck IN. Last year it was Eileen, now it's Teddi's turn. Frankly, Ellie Mae needs a good set down. Don't know if Teddi is the one to deliver it though.

R3 this was in the other thread:

[quote]Erika, despite how she likes to present herself as tough, is obviously someone who has an inferiority complex when it comes to Alpha females. She demures to them. When it came to Teddi, she saw someone that was more fragile and therefore she sees her as someone she can try to dominate (while she can't dominate the others).

I think it's accurate.

R7 that's an accurate description of Erika.

I feel bad for Teddi. People with anger and insecurity issues always gang up on nice sensitive people for some reason.

My house is still stolen!

Erika is so defensive because she knows that everyone is privy to what a trashy gold-digger she is. She secretly hates herself and her insecurity manifests itself through angry outbursts.

Erika has Donald Trump syndrome. Completely miserable in virtually every way and only comes to life when she has adoring crowds around her.

R5 LOL! Perfect!

What the hell was up with that freaky black doll Dorit was holding on her lap when she was on the phone with Teddi?

I was really shocked that we only got one "AMAZING" out of Mauricio when he and Kyle went to look at the house. He must not like it that much.

And let's not forget Kyle's shameless plug for her bestie, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick!

Mauricio: "What are you doing?"

Kyle: "Oh, I'm just looking at all these great furniture suggestions from FAYE RESNICK. FAYE RESNICK is such a great designer, don't you think? Didn't FAYE RESNICK pick out some great pieces for us? We should go visit FAYE RESNICK'S store!"

By the way, Eileen looked terrific in her scene at the pool with Rinna and Baby Jayne.

I can't believe Eileen is older than LVP.

I ❤ Faye.

Erika looks good in this. Her dancers are so damn hunky.

And by the way, this gem popped up with Erika's video

R20 lol and there are a lot of other housewives they didn't even mention who've had stuff done

[QUOTE]it appears "Mr. Richards" may have been especially naughty of late.

Oh, you have no idea, hon.

How many of Mauricio's babies has Farrah aborted?

Can anyone please tell me why Eileen isn't on the show this season? I miss her. Erika and Terri can both leave, both are boring as hell.

It was so refreshing seeing Eileen.

I loved how Eileen was not buying the new found friendships with Dorit. She was like, well okay, what else is going on?

R24 as an Emmy award winning actress, the thought was she'd greatly increase ratings with her DOOL and Y&R fans. Her first season she was given an enormous salary.

However her soap fans didn't follow her and Eileen didn't bring much drama to the show. In the end, she wasn't worth the cost.

I wonder what Erika is guaranteed once the old man kicks it. I hope she's squirreling away some of that cash now while she can. It would be hilarious if she were shocked to find that he leaves her nothing.

I'm sure Erika knows enough about Anna Nicole Smith, her spiritual predecessor, not to repeat her mistakes.

R28 Everyone sees this marriage for what it is, people are not stupid. She even said she was poor before she met him. I'm just saying.

Yes, R30 obviously everyone knows shes a gold digger. The point was... what is he actually going to leave her.

I'm sure he'll leave her the thriving and doubtlessly profitable music empire that she runs.

He'll also leave her Mikey... although he won't be sticking around once she's ca$hless.

Erika will be just like Patricia from southern charm. Living in that huge mansion with endless wealth. She's going to be taken good care of. I'm sure she has a copy of the will. I believe she's entitled to at least half of her husband's estate. The rest will go to his kids probably. She's set.

I wonder if Erika secretly resents Teddi because they're both from the south but had very different upbringings. Teddi grew up privileged and riding horses in Charleston while Erika didn't know her father growing up outside of Atlanta.

Moschino fire sale yall.

Erika is so jealous of these women. She tries to make it seem like women have never like her becuase she’s so beautiful and they’re jealous of her, but I think she’s projecting. The women, for the most part, grew up in wealth and have friends and family.

Erika came from a trailer park and broken home life. She had to marry the Tales of the Crypt guy to finally experience financial stability and she doesn’t seem like she was a good mom to her son. She lives in Pasadena with the Crypt Keeper, in that big house—just the two of them, and the only friends she has are her glam squad who are on payroll.

She thinks she’s better than the rest of the women, but really she’s not. She’s been surrounded by her glam squad for too long and now she thinks everyone needs to crawl up her ass telling her how fabulous she is 24/7. She’s constantly needing to be the center of attention. Even in Vegas when the girls asked Teddi what it was like to grow up with Mellencamp as your father, Erika turned the conversation about her not having a dad. NO ONE even asked her, she just took over, pushing Teddi to the side.

Erika is a miserable cunt!

Her cop son lives with them, too.

R37 I believe Dorit made the same point last year. Erika will definitely sell that mansion in Pasadena and move to WeHo once he kicks.

That gif really makes me not want to watch that show

Erika doesn't appear to have any friends who aren't on the payroll. The other women will occasionally bring off-screen friends to functions, but Erika is always alone. She just doesn't like other women.

She surrounds herself with gays because they don't judge her.

R41 She surrounds herself with gays because they'll gladly take her money and pretend to be in awe of her...ahem...talent.

Damn, did Erika ever look fat during the photoshoot for her "book." They're gonna need to do a lot of cropping of those pictures to make 'em cover-ready.

R42 gays don't have to pretend to admire her talent, judging by the crap gays listen to.

Trust me, they're pretending. Just like they're pretending she has any sense of style.

All true R45 but you gotta love her "looks" they're basically drag and she knows it. It's kind of funny. Especially when she goes full Varla looking like she just had dumpster sex

Yeah, I'm not a fan of her looks. She just looks kind of sad to me - a middle-aged, overweight woman trying to get noticed. The next Angelyne.

R45 The difference between Erika and drag queens is that drag queens are fun. Erika is a morose, glum, miserable individual, so when she's in "drag," she just looks like a sad clown.

Erika, hanging out with her gay besties:

I hadn;t watched in years and caught a bit at the gym. Who the fuck are these new people?

Dorit? Erika? Wtf?

And Camille's daughter walking the runway???? Her face looked like a special-needs child and she didn't move her arms! Who told her she could be a model? And them all congratulating her afterwrads??

Gays won't judge her?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Don't be snatchy R50, she seems like a sweet girl and Camille obviously loves her. I seriously doubt she thinks she is going to be a top model.

I thought Camille's daughter sort of looked like a linebacker walking down the runway. Come to think of it, she sort of looked like Kelsey in drag... his dream come true!

I must agree with R50 re: Camille's daughter. She looks, unfortunately, like her father and she clomps down the runway like a Clydesdale missing one of its horseshoes.

so unless something changes, it looks like the reunion will feature Dorit and Erika ganging up against Teddi and another "I love you but I don't feel the same from you" back-and-forth between LVP and Kyle...

[quote]Don't be snatchy [R50], she seems like a sweet girl and Camille obviously loves her. I seriously doubt she thinks she is going to be a top model.

But that's my point. She clearly has not talent for modelling but all the housewives are telling her she does. Not exactly a good way to set her up for success.

I mean with all her mother's $ she doesn't need it, but for her own self worth it would be better if her mother encouraged to find something she's actually good at.

Exactly what "talent" is required for modeling r56?

Season 8 breakout star on Wendy err I mean fill-in Jerry

Remember, most of these women don't really trust other women as friends. I'd say Kyle is a bit of an exception as she's openly friends with Faye (very close), Bethenny (long-term but not as close as Bravo portrays), Kris Jenner (a friend through Faye) and a few others. Maybe having sisters, and a mother the sisters were all attached to, allows her to trust other women.

Lisa Vanderpump, as has been implied, had cold parents and she suffered as a result. I don't think she trusts that people truly love her, thus the testing of friendships. Also, while admirable, the outpouring of affection toward animals who offer, in return, unconditional love.

Dorit is pretty normal, all things considered, but is really playing up the cunt element. I guess she wants to stay on to promote Beverly Beach.

Agree with R37 about Erika generally. She doesn't trust or like anyone, really. Old Tom is a great attorney so I'm sure he expects her to earn her own money, to a degree. She's not hot enough to be a Playboy bunny-type, to get millions just for spreading her legs. But she'll be fine when "Mr. Girardi" moves on to a new girl.

The one I don't get is Teddi. I guess daddy is keeping her on a short lead and "responsibility coach" can't pay much. But her name probably got her $300,000 for the first season.

I'm really curious about Lisa Vanderpumps background. Who are her parents and did she come from wealth and privilege? I know nothing about her up bringing and she never mentions her family back in the UK. Does anyone know anything about Lisa's background? All I know is that she was barely a child star and her parents allowed her to pursue her dream of being an actress. That's about it.

R58 God, how did Jerry O'Connell get that gig? He's awful! I could barely get through that segment because of him and not, surprisingly, because of Dorit.

[quote]Maybe having sisters, and a mother the sisters were all attached to, allows her to trust other women.

Kyle is the way she is precisely because of her sisters and mother... but not in the way most normal people would be. It's quite apparent that her mother and sisters made sure to make sure she felt like an outcast leaving her desperate to chase after their affection. It's crossed over into her other relationships and that's why she's so damn needy in pleasing and making everyone her BFF.

"Apparently," the reason Eileen had opted out for a full-time RHOBH gig is due to her day-time job commitments. (Sure, hon.) Howevah, y'all know Vinnie may have a gambling fixation. (Last season they'd argued about her having a dress still accompanied by the sales tags; whereas, she, in response, threw some shade at him about gambling losses.)

Erika. Her demeanor and reactions provide the impression she is barely holding on, emotionally. She is clearly close to the edge. Could it be due to her husband's injury (emotionally taxing); could it be to her son's career (emotionally taxing); or could it be she realizes she's 'Anna Nicole Smith'? (Is she a victim of childhood abuse?) There is also the hair-trigger temper and the lashing out when threatened.

Years of 'struggle' manifest itself in the most uncontrollable behaviors. There is a lot of sadness and desperation behind her glamour-trash "Who Gives a F*ck" persona.

I don't think anyone's mentioned it but the thing that stuck with me with Erika is when Dorit went after Teddi, Erika, in pure post-menopausal teenage bitch mode, said, "Dorit. . .leave It alone." Not "it" as in the situation but "It" as in Teddi wasn't even person. I used to like her but lost affection for her when she went psycho bitch on Eileen--who helped her get her no-talent ass on Y&R, which was probably the biggest boost she ever got without a blowjob being involved--and this latest psycho fit sealed the deal. She's a cunt. And not a fun cunt like Camille.

R65 I don't remember the scene. Are you sure she wasn't referring to the conversation/situation?

Also, going back to Erika ditching Teddi's... knowing how much she dislikes her she probably did bail intentionally just to try to offend Teddi. It is weird that she showed up, knowing she was on her period, selected a room, and then decided to go to a hotel. Why stick around at all? She could easily have gone back to Pasadena. It would have taken 90 minutes.. .no reason for her to show back up the next day.

And I find it hard to believe that she, at her age, is having such a heavy flow she's going to bleed all over the bed!

Had Erika ever mentioned her baby daddy?

R68 her baby daddy owns a strip club if I'm not mistaken. Somewhere in Nevada I believe. He's in the adult entertainment industry. I also think he works with male exotic dancers.

[quote]Exactly what "talent" is required for modeling [R56]?

Besides having a face that photographs or takes make up well, the model has to

1) know how to WALK , at least for runway work, not stomp down the catwalk without moving your arms

2) pose and use their face to express something.

Otherwise every goodlooking person would be a model.

I'm always happy, even when my husband died.

Fuck you, Rebecca. God sends me selfies.

Your pink dog is here.

Of course, I saw he died on Twitter.

I don't think the psychic changed any minds tonight.

This really seems like Rinna's swan song exit. But I can't imagine she'd just give it up. Maybe a spinoff with the daughters is in the works?

Her soap career is virtually over so I don't see her giving this up.

Why should Rinna be any different than Kyle or Lisa, who never get down with the real drama? BH will just keep recycling newbies to stir it up and get in fights with other newbies.

R67 you know nothing about periods. Toward menopause people who have fibroids get periods with horrible: heavy flow, clots and chunks, and can be like waking up to a murder scene in your bed. Erika did what made her comfortable. Fuck anyone telling a bleeding woman where to sleep.

They all need to realize they need Brandi back. The show is so dull.

No self respecting queen watches them housewife shows no more. Thery all the same and just plain shitty.

geez god kyle, ur best pal Resnick was known as oj's strawberry, ho who does anything for coke up hr puss....

U NEED NEW FRIENDS BITCH

Tonight's episode was pretty good. Lisa rinna looks a lot like her mother.

NY, Potomac amd Dallas cant get here quick enough.

You're such a fucking liar, r81!

I try, but I don't last 15 min.

how do u queens endure such shallow turdyness??

ok tonight's episode was incredibly boring. I love dogs but I'm sick of hearing about LVP's dogs and various animals. Yes it's sad when pets die or get sick but she's had this storyline before.

I do like Camille's disdain for Dorit. That shit is funny

Anyone who believes in psychics is a moron.

I could kick Ericka's asshole for bein mean to that sweet Teddi, who gots the hottest hubby of em all.

I think E wants to secretly fuk T's man so bad.

DREAM ON OLD LADY....GO BLOW UR SUGAA DADDYS LIMP PEEN.

....

I fell asleep during tonight's episode.

R84 the hoes that post on DL wants to be like the BH hoes. Their living their fantasy of being wealthy glamorous socialites. Isn't that what most gay men on DL want anyways?

How dare someone not reach out about LVP's dead dog?

Do you recognize this face?

That Erika thing represents all that is worst about humanity.

Trashy hore.

Did Camille really have to create a rivalry to secure a diamond? I thought she basically had an open invitation?

I love the wordless shade Camille was throwing at Dorit last night. And I laughed at the girls imitating Erikunt's voice in Hong Kong.

Erika looked a little shook and subdued on WWHL. I think she was probably taken aback by the backlash over one incident.

Is "B real" productions now producing RHOBH? Does that mean Bethenny has control over this franchise as well?

Best episode in while. Not fabulous, but there were funny moments like Dorit getting the edit of death. That bitch has to be on coke or adderall 24/7.

OMG! talk about what wonders a nose and teeth job did for kyle. holy

Erika on Wendy

Bravo must be panicking that this season of RHOBH is tanking

On WWHL they did a poll on whose side you were on after Erika made Teddi cry at dinner -- Teddi won with 81% Erika just shrugged.

Nah, bitch. Shrug my ass, you need this gig! If the viewers turn against you, you'll be on the sideline watching and bitchy-tweeting, like that cunt Brandi. Ask her, She'll tell you how to get kicked to the BH curb. I don't think Tom will LET do Celebrity Big Bro, him having such a tight leash and all....

so are we not going to talk about Erika claiming to have psychic powers and how she was a Spanish boy in a past life saved by a knight whom she followed until his death? lol that was fucking crazy

That psychic was a crackpot. I was NOT at that dinner!

[r102]] Erika thinks she was Sancho Panza in a past life?

I have hated Bravo and Cohen for a while now. I watched this episode. I thought Camille was marvelous—both her limited commentary and her occasional expressions—and when I realized Erika was completely serious about having been a Spanish boy kidnapped and thrown into a 17th Century slave ship, I lost my shit. That is hands down the craziest and most deadpan foolishness any of these shows has ever given us.

I'm assuming that Erika's current husband is the latest incarnation of the knight she was destined to follow to his death...

(... and then inherit his millions and hire a glam squad.)

I did recently learn that Erika spends an average of $40,000 s month to look the way she does.

[quote]Is "B real" productions now producing RHOBH?

I caught that too. And B Real is Bethenny's production company. Gotta hand it to her. She's all about the Benjamins.

I'm sure her BFF Kyle had something to do with it.

R107 isn't joking.

She should ask for a refund.

If her old ass husband is OK with her blowing $40K a month of his money on foolishness. thanks that's him. I honestly would not be indulging her like that. A fool and his money...

It is said when Erika's sugar dies she will be penniless....

Do she gots a long list of johns to call?

I loved Lisa Rinna's mom. She's so cute! I can't believe she's 89!

Too bad Erika not have a nice mommy, maybe then she would have turned out better....

I rather pity her. She is smart, and it must be hurtful deep down to know the world knows without her daddi she still be a waitress in that corney café...

I laughed out loud when she was talking about speaking at the women's empowerment thingy and going on about how you can make it if you work hard.

"Listen, ladies, you have to work hard to get a job as a cocktail waitress in Beverly Hills so you can seduce a man at death's door, get him to marry you, then put up with fucking him every now and then to get into the will. But I'm here to tell you YOU CAN DO IT! GIRL POWER!"

"We as women owe it to one another to lift each other up..."

------ "Crybaby."

Isn't there some queen out there who can teach Teddi how to properly apply rouge to her cheeks? The last two episodes, she looks like she's been punched in the face.

I love teddy. don't mess with her. she has a good heart and she should be pissed at dorit and erkia who are messes! erik is nuts.

R119 I love Teddi, too, and I loved her impression of Erika going full-on Exorcist with her.

I just wish she'd get some makeup lessons.

Erika pings to the moon and back.

They should never leave the dogs alone with Pepaw Ken

So this Brandi return thing seems to be picking up pace. What do we think? I would like to see more of Teddi, I’ve really grown to like her lately. Brandi and Dorit together would bring drama. I think Brandi and Erika would be a fun interaction. And she and Rinna have made up. So that leaves only the originals as the bitter berries on the side..

Brandi still comes hard for LVP and Kyle, so I don't see her returning unless perhaps one of them leaves.

If I were Erika, I would be socking away most of that $40k a month in a secret bank account without telling the hubby. She could save up over a million dollars in a few years.

When you're the trophy wife of a rich old man, especially a lawyer, you want to have a secret stash in case he dumps you for a younger model.

Erika, LVP, Dorit and formerly Kyle + Camille all married for money. Kyle of course ended up marrying Mauricio before he had money but her first was a super rich guy who barely spoke English. We know Tom, Ken, PK and Kelsey Grammar would never attract even a mildly attractive woman just based off of their own looks.

Only Rinna and Teddi have not engaged in gold diggerdom. I mean I'm sure Harry had money when Rinna got with him but she was also obviously attracted to him too

If you're a woman whose lucky enough to be in a relationship with a wealthy man. Be very smart with the money you get. Just like poster R125 said. Stash money away for a rainy day. You never know. I'd want that financial security just in case things fall apart. Money wise I'll have zero problems. Hope Erika is being smart.

What Erika isn't telling you is that the huge monthly allowance is to fund her music career, not solely her beauty fund. He's paying for her records and music videos.

R128 music videos are very expensive. They can cost anywhere from hundreds of thousands or millions just to produce and shoot. I don't think $40K is paying for her videos. She might actually get additional funding for that.

[quote]I don't think $40K is paying for her videos.

Have you ever seen one of her videos?

How many dogs did Lisa lose this last episode? Does she still have those freakish mini-ponies crapping in the backyard? My grandma was a Brit and she loved her dogs. I felt sorry for her. But what was the "Pink Dog" she and Ken were mourning. Was it dyed? Or hairless? I don't get it.

Ken forgot to feed them.

R129 Not all music videos cost that much, especially not now. Erika's music videos are not million dollar caliber and that's quite clear from viewing them. I'm not saying that that $40,000 figure quoted is covering everything, but her videos are not in the seven figure range. No way. Mid five figures at best.

I do wonder what she will do when Tom dies...and before then, what she will do when she's no longer on this show. Her storyline isn't engaging/entertaining and her persona is already wearing thin with the audience. If she doesn't come up with something she'll be out the door like many before her. She already played the DWTS card and I can't imagine her having a solo reality show.

PeeKay is hiding his titty bags this season

We cant wait to see the day when Erika is having a garage sale to pay for her shabby apt on Gower ave...

I agree with above poster...only kyle and lisa married for luv. the others gold digging bitches will be poor someday stayin in andy cohens pool house.

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LOL R136.

If a poor person had as many dogs as Lisa, they would be called a hoarder.

Brandi's dad claims shes a former hooker.

Erika's dad claims she is a 2 bit ho.

Lisa's dad, Ken, claims she really hates dogs.

I don't even wanna know what that thing was interviewing Erika at that Gold Diggers Empowerment event.

Erika is a joke and she's very wasteful. One day she's going to learn.

I think the reunion filmed the other day?

Was Erika being interviewed by a drag queen at the women's empowerment thing?

WTF? Dumb outfit.

R146 Sadly, no. It was a real woman.

Dorit was on WWHL recently, with Pee-kay standing watch (actually, sitting in the front row) over the episode's action. When JOC began his non-stop gushing over Dorit's beauty throughout the show, Pee-kay appeared not to be too pleased with JOC's admiration. Didn't even smile, not once.

R149 JOC?

Women empowerment is not what comes to mind when I think of Erika. Everything she has was given to her by her wealthy sugar daddy husband. Who she sought out by the way. She is a joke!!!!

Yeah - Erika married someone 30+ years older. He seems like a nice guy - but let's be real. And I have to wonder how many of those "#1" dance singles were actually singles purchased with his own money to make sure she charts high. Like how Republicans will buy 1000's of bullshit books (e.g. Ann Coulter) to ensure they're on the NY Times BestSeller list and then give them away.

Lisa Rinna definitely didn't marry for money - she kinda got a twofer. Harry was blazing hot - but he also had a good deal of money and comes from a wealthy family in Pasadena already. Lisa is a carbon copy of her mom - they talk the same and have same expressions.

R150 Jerry O'Connell

The reunion filming was supposed postponed because of the most recent storm. Miss C nor Kyle could fly out from NY.

Little Portia looks like goddamned Frida Kahlo!

And ANOTHER boring episode. There is no way Bravo could have been remotely impressed as these "episodes" were edited and assembled.

This isn't a reality show anymore, it is more like Lifestyles of Rich and Famous. There is no drama.

Dd you realize that Erika was a little prince in Spain and lived in the bottom of a SHIT?

Teddie has bitchy ways at times. But then they all do.

yeah Erika was the same unapologetic "I waste money" on Wendy Williams this past week. $40,000 a month to look like THAT? and again, she only "made it" because she married rich. I don't understand why that sort of thing is celebrated.

Does Erika earn her keep by letting her husband fuck her son or her Assistant Mikey?

Erika and her whole life is nothing but smoke and mirrors and I don't even really think she's all that happy internally. But I hope she's having fun blowing $40K a month. That's just insane and completely frivolous to do. All on vanity. Enjoy while it lasted I guess. All good things eventually come to an end. This goes for the Kardashian/Jenners too.

I mean she's probably getting a few hundred thousand to be on the show at this point (it's her third season so I doubt they're paying her over $500,000 if that) which would help cover some of her "maintenance" costs but it just doesn't sit well with a lot of people. Do we know if she does any charity? She should show some of that next season if she wants to not completely alienate more viewers. At this point the only people who are fans are the idiotic sector of gays who think women like her are "queens" and some clueless women who are envious of her lifestyle.

Erika puts me in mind of "Big" Edie Beale, who spent far money on her singing "career" than she ever earned, and y'all know how that ended...

"far more"

I don't know how true this is. But Ive heard the Kardashian/Jenners have a monthly vanity up keep that's north of $200K. That they all collectively contribute to. Ass far as an account is concerned. Since they all use the a lot of the same people between them all. But then again. That family has access to more money than Erika will probably ever have access to.

I don't see how Erika can be happy. She is basically a sell out who is now imprisoned by her husband's wealth.

And now we're supposed to buy the book that explains why she's such a bitch?

Erika really does think she is quite interesting, doesn't she?

Is her cop son hot and/or gay? That's the only relevance she has to me currently.

R165 I think Erika would rather be imprisoned by her husband's wealth. Then being imprisoned by poverty. I'd always rather be depressed with billions in the bank. Then to be broke struggling and in endless poverty.

Erika is one wasteful bitch.

How can a waitress be a sell out?

I love LVP and I don"t doubt for a second what a blow it was to lose 2 pets in a few days but I've got to admit...

For a moment at the beginning of the show, Lisa reminded me of Patsy Stone's sister Jackie (played by Kate O'Mara) when she was talking about her cat hostel.

Good god...enough with the dog stuff. LVP is sympathetic. We get it.

White people have a very obsessive co-dependent relationship with their dogs. It's very strange.

Reunion taping today for this DULL ass season.

Camille Rinna Teddi Kyle - MISS C - Lvp Dorit Erika

You can take Tamiflu with Zithromax.

In fact, one study showed recovery was more rapid with this combo.

That German doc was kind of handsome though.... fat... and incorrect about pharmaceuticals.

The loons really will just side with LVP's on anything and everything. It's frightening.

You better know who Nana Kaye was, Cunt!

All of a sudden Lisa is now so damn sentimental? Puhlease.

I do honestly wish both Kyle and Lisa would finally acknowledge the elephant in the room, which is that they are not really friends.

I love dogs, I really love them but I'm beyond sick of hearing about LVP's 1000th dead dog each episode. When you have millions of dogs, you're going to have millions of deaths over the years. That's not a storyline. Didn't she do the disgusting Yulin thing last season? I mean I know it's her chief cause but...

Has LVP ever mentioned her grandmother before on the show? Kyle was like a deer in headlights, scared that she was offending LVP by forgetting "Nanny Kay".

I love how Lisa VP was calling out Rinna for laying low when Lisa VP herself has done nothing in terms of drama for the show. Of course the loons are back on targeting Rinna for daring to say VP manipulates people.

I actually felt bad for LVP as I fast forwarded through her scenes.

Who is this Nanny Kay? I thought Ken was Lisa's grandmother?

R175, I think the issue was Tamiflu, Zithromax and alcohol, which is apparently what Dorit did on the plane. You know they're not going to show some doctor telling her to quit the booze. I am sure that the doctor's visit was edited a lot.

The German daddy doctor can GET IT !!

Don't forget, R183, that Dorit had probably also done a few lines before she even got to LAX.

Wow, this season is boring as fuck. Also, if Erika's meeting had been moved from Berlin to L.A. why was she acting like the host of the trip still? It's always such a ruse when one of the HWs has to act as the "sponsor" of the trip when we all know that production is footing the bill, making all the arrangements, etc. Also, Erika's suite was just ridiculously large for one person. It rose to the level of obscene.

Lisa and the "Nanny Kay" thing. I really can't. Lisa basically talks about herself like she's an orphan and now everyone is supposed to remember the halcyon days of Nanny Kay, the one relative that Lisa has decided to acknowledge in public? Please. Erika's "sniper from the side" comments that she remembers everything Lisa says was very lame (and I thought she and Kyle were friends).

Dorit's swimwear did not look good. Maybe I'm just a philistine, but is side-boob in a one-piece a common thing?

Bitch had her period flood in the bed. Can’t she control that shit?

Dorits swimwear line was awful. Not flattering to a woman's body at all. Most women have cellulite and don't want their ass cheeks hanging out.

LVP knows her drones will latch onto anything she says and attack the other person, no matter what it is.

LVP is a dog hoarder.

Brandi Glanville appears to be having some sort of Twitter breakdown (tangentially involving STDs and her potential past escort work). I don't care enough to delve that deep into it.

Dont you talk about my kid, R167! Dont you fucking do it! You dont fucking know. You dont know what I go through at night so dont you ever talk about my kid!

“You don’t know Nanny Kay? And you pretend to be my best friend?”

Are we all expected to know everybody’s grandmother on this show? I am not a regular watcher, and I don’t know the Nanny Kay character. Was she previously on RHOBH?

Are we sure Nanny Kay wasn't Lisa's loaded lesbian lover?

You have to admit LVP's comment about Erika wanting an old nag was some epic shade. Well done!!

R195 but it loses its sting when you realize Ken is super old too. Erika's age difference with Tom is just more extreme.

Ken is doddering. Tom still has a pulse.

[quote]Are we sure Nanny Kay wasn't Lisa's loaded lesbian lover?

I can totally see that.

I don't even know my husband's grandmother's name.

I thought the old nag LVP referenced was meant to be LVP.

Up next on the Playboy Channel: Stormy Daniels and Nanny Kaye in Breast Wishes.

She said Erika has a type. Which means Tom Girardi. LVP and Ken's age difference is 13 or 14 years. Erika and Tom are like 35 years apart,

Why is it that LVP can "joke" about everyone but her fans attack anyone who "jokes" about her?

Hypocrisy.

God, Dorit's swimwear line is hideous. She said the bikini bottoms hug your bum and make it look good, but then they show a model with her saggy ass falling out of the damn thing. This is a sure failure.

R202 Why is it that we have a couple of posters who are obsessed with making negative comments about LVP - week after week - even when, as in this season, she hasn't done anything worth criticizing.

It's a bizarre thing, to have a pathological hatred of a character on a "reality" TV show.

I shudder to think what this reunion will be about. If they try to make three parts out of Doritos being late or glassware, then just stick a fork in it.

I am looking forward to Dorit vs. Kyle next week. Surely LVP won't back Kyle up, leaving her hanging out to dry AGAIN.

Nanny Kay wipes back to front.

Ken wears Nanny Kay's old wig.

wake me when they fire the fat assed Erika...GROSS

Ken IS Nanny Kay

But seriously...what is on his head?

Ken got his wig hat.

I actually think it's real, just styled horribly...remember when he fell in the pool?

Oh, honey.

Can a wig withstand this?

R204, it’s almost like pointless bitchery? On DL of all places!

have they shown Erika's dick yet?

Anyone see that infamous Nanni-K tampon string pic?

The mystery is solved, R215

I am only clicking and posting to express my amazement about the GIF in the OP's starter. I have never seen such a long gif. Who do they do that?

So the reports are the reunion was Teddi vs Dorit and Teddi vs Erika

YAWN!!!

Not enough Rinna drama this season. I liked when it was cocktail sipping Rinna and Davidson against the world.

This is what happens every season with BH- all the newbies must fight while Lisa & Kyle sit on the sidelines and fail to earn their checks.

Rinna is going to be careful now that her daughters are working models. She doesn't need to be outlandish anymore which sucks for us viewers

Kim owes $118,000 In back taxes. Guess she'll be calling "Maurice."

haha was the episode so boring that no one wanted to post? I guess it kinda was.

Dorit is still putting in work which I appreciate. We've found out that Rinna and Erika don't take her seriously. Kyle is so easy to fluster

No, it was a great episode: Everyone was drinking and having fun, for the most part. Well, not Kyle but who goes horseback riding if you're allergic to horses?

Was surprised that the veal silliness is still going on. What do they think lamb and poussin are? Baby sheep and chickens.

Great episode? I don't see it. This season has been an utter chore. They are all checked out.

Very grateful the fabulous NYC bitches are starting up because BH dragged all season long.

Last night proved that LVP and Kyle are tired as fuck. Their "frenemy" b/s is boring.

Hands down the worst season of RHOBH franchise. Two of the Kyle-Lisa-Dorit triangle need to get fired just so the same "I'm your friend, she's not your friend" stuff won't crop up again the next season.

I may be reading too much into this. But I sense that Teddi low-key wants to return next season that she chose not to lay into LVP when the latter rudely shut her up in tonight's episode. Also notice that on Andy's show Teddi was giving Camille cold shoulder, and Camille literally had to grab her hand at some point to engage her attention lol.

[quote]. Two of the Kyle-Lisa-Dorit triangle need to get fired just so the same "I'm your friend, she's not your friend" stuff won't crop up again the next season.

Yeah I can't take this anymore. This trend seems to have permeated every housewives franchise for the last few years. Very high school girl "I'm mad at you - no I'm mad at YOU - you apologize - no you apologize - I heard you were talking about me behind my back" etc etc... like, enough already. NJ and Atlanta have been doing the same crap too.

How many times did Eileen make LVP apologize last season? I mean that was tired as hell too. Find something else to do but argue over petty shit please!

This is what happens when you have too many hos who are just too "cool" to get involved.

I get what Brandi was saying in that one interview - she felt responsible to "make things happen" because no one else was doing anything.

Now you have Lisa, Kyle, Rinna, and Erika who lay back, leaving only newbies season after season to duke it out.

Rinna I understand because the last 3 years she was directly jumping into the fire. Erika has not been on the show long enough to feel entitled like that though and she's never been in big enough conflict. Erika could have snapped on Dorit in this episode when Dorit brought up #pantygate again but she just sat there silently, trying to woo the gays with her mini-veil.

We did at least learn something-Kyle shared Mauricio's family was from Russia, Greece and Turkey before moving to Mexico.

No one cares about Maurice or his family.

Kyle and Lisa have been at this long enough that they should at least be able to fake an INTERESTING conflict.

LVP was pissed last week when Brandi called her out for dyeing her dog's fur (the one who died). It wasn't good timing on Brandi's part but I don't think people should dye their pets either.

When Dorit brought up pantygaye, I realized how sad this season was when it has to bring up the saddest part of the prior season to try to get some life in it. This trip needed Camille and her eyerolls.

2 more episodes left and then the reunion

Editing was terrible this episode as well like WTF with the horse back riding bit? Impossible to watch.

I thought the same thing! The horse thing just came out of nowhere and the Holocaust memorial was immediately followed by upbeat happy music. WTF? Do people watch this shit before they air it?

Yeah I almost fell asleep during this one. They should be having way more fun in Berlin.

Um, Grandpa shipped off to a Concentration camp in Siberia, by the NAZIs?

Dorit wins the razzie for sure

"HO! HO! HO!"

For a sec, I couldn't tell which old nag Rinna was riding. It could've been any one of them.

Erika looked absolutely ridiculous at her presidential suite dinner with her black mesh veil, heels she could barely walk in, and her fat ass bursting to get free from those incredibly tight, unflattering pants. Her "glam squad" must have done some serious 'shrooms the night they got her ready.

Do you think her gay entourage secretly hates her and purposely dresses her so hideously?

R243 Dorit almost managed to squeeze a tear or two of those dry ducts of hers. Pee Kaye must be financing some acting classes for her that she takes in between designing her hideous bikinis.

Kyle: "I converted to Judaism because so many Jews died in the Holocaust."

Sure, Kyle. That's why people convert. Because people died. Not because they might actually believe in what the religion espouses.

I think Erika looked fabulous and love the fact that she isn't skinny. Her figure suits her perfectly.

I’ll bet those servers and cooks seethe with envy and dislike for ol Granny Pump as she flaunts her wealth with expensive clothes, private jets, Bentleys, Rolls, the farm house....er, Villa Rose while they make peanuts in her hash house restaurants.

Sorry, Rinna, but LuMann did it first (and better) in the desert on a camel.

[quote] Kyle: "I converted to Judaism because so many Jews died in the Holocaust."

Even more confusing was when she said that Mauricio's "Jewish" family moved to Mexico because they're Russian, Greek, and Turkish.

HUH???

This is probably one of the most boring BH seasons ever.

It doesn't even come close to seasons 1-3.

The BH women need to worry more about being entertaining and less about their outfits. LVP, Dorit and Erika looked ridiculous sightseeing in drab Berlin while wearing bright pink Chanel coats, metallic gold pants and $1000 shoes. Their outfits cost a fortune, and yet they looked ridiculous and tacky.

The other problem is that there is zero real humor on this show - they all take themselves way too seriously and even their TH "quips" read as fake.

Erika, Rinna and LVP can be pretty funny in their talking heads but it doesn't really translate on the actual show.

I never thought I'd say it, but I miss me some Joyce vs Carlton drama.

Lisa Rinna has spoken out about how "proud" she is of her daughter Amelia Gray's recovery from anorexia

NOT

She's probably freaking out -- thinking the kid's career is over if she cannot mantain the starvation diet along with her role models the Hadid sisters

LVP was right about Rinna not "engaging" this season.

In fact, she's been too quiet and agreeable. I hate it!

I guess Rinna felt that she could be a loose cannon when Eileen was on the show, because they were close friends, but now she doesn't really have anyone on the show to back her up, so she's treading lightly.

That really sucks, because I like crazy Rinna. She needs a trusted ally on the show, so she can let loose.

And LVP would be the expert on not "engaging"

I can't believe Erika spends $40,000 a month on finery and accessories and still looks as tacky as she does.

Does she include Mikey's plastic surgery and injections in that amount?

I thought Erika's look at her dinner was fabulous!

How much does Mikey get paid to make Erika look like absolute crap?

Erika's fashion taste just proves the adage that you can take the Southern girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the Southern girl.

I felt sorry for that poor gay German personal shopper, constantly being squawked at by those hens and having to lie to them and tell them how wonderful they looked, even though they mostly looked tacky and cheap.

The story lines on this show are ridiculous. They were finally having a nice time at Erika's dinner and Dorit drags out an old argument again. They should have all told her to knock it off instead of arguing about it. So unreal and badly scripted. I hate Dorit's accent, so phony.

How much Adderall is Dorit on?

Who will be gone next season off the cast?

I predict Teddi (that's fairly easy).

I think Teddi will be back. People seem to like her. She isn't a poseur like Katherine from two seasons ago.

I liked LVP look when she was sitting talking to Kyle. The pink chanel coat and the red/pink sunglasses suited her perfectly.

Does anyone know what brand LVP sunglasses were? I might want to buy a pair for for someone.

Thanks!

I think they'll give Teddi another season if she wants it.

Rinna might be on the line. She's not engaged this year, she makes ample money from HSN, and she's launched her daughters' careers, so what's she sticking around for?

I don't like this look on Rinna. I think she'd like to stick around because she likes the attention.

All three look TERRIBLE in that pic, especially Erika.

the pink under eyeshadow is a big a no.

I like Teddi but the show seems to always cast for drama queens and she's not that type. I wonder why they brought her on to begin with. The last name maybe? Though who really cares about John Mellencamp anymore. Carlton was a wacko & I suppose she was just too much to deal with - but that personality fits in with HW shows more than Teddi unfortunately (it seems to me at least). I am kind of sick of seeing wackos and even more sick of seeing 5-episode apology arcs... if they do get rid of Teddi, then they really have to figure out wtf the viewers want to see & deliver it.

Brandi was good casting until she went off the rails... and then nobody would film with her, even though she was still good tv. Kim & Kyle are good TV but Kim is a mess (recovering mess?), so it's probably best she's not on the show for her own sake. A lot of it is just getting old.

[quote] Rinna might be on the line. She's not engaged this year, she makes ample money from HSN, and she's launched her daughters' careers, so what's she sticking around for?

I think that this is probably the longest CONSISTENT employment has ever had, in her entire career.

Not only that, but it's a very decent paycheck.

Why would she ever give that up, especially since she doesn't have to do much.

I like Rinna's look with the slicked back hair. At least it is different.

I'm really noticing how bad Rinna's skin is this season. Must be the effects of that Glad Bag O' Pills she takes every day.

My guess is sun damage, she always looks super tan in the archival photos they show of her.

Have LVP and Kyle Scissored? If not they should get it over with so we can move on.

Everyone needs to go. They need new blood on this franchise period. Everyone is to self aware and image conscious for my taste. Especially for this to be reality tv. The only person who really brings it. Is Dorit. Fire everyone else and build an entirely new cast around Dorit. She works for her paycheck and she's nice to look at.

It's obvious LVP gets off on having people "fight over her." It gives her that validation she craves so she instigates a lot of it. Kyle is a moron who falls for it each and every time.

Hi PK at R280! Love your tits!

I think they should fire everyone but your ample bosom.

R282 It's true Dorit really does bring it and she's half crazy too. She has the perfect personality for reality tv. I really enjoy her a lot.

And I'm not PK.

Hi PK, I know you think she brings it but she really doesn't. She's actually quite boring in what she brings. But again, I love your tits.

I hate how they'll all be getting along and someone will just have to say how their feelings are still hurt about something that was said two years ago, apologized for numerous times, and now they just want to get it out one more time so they can move forward, once again starting a hurt feelings parade. Tears, shouts, conversations, one-on-one talks, rinse and repeat.

I don't like Dorit but I do enjoy some of her outfits.

She looks crazy in this one but the hairstyle is unique.

Dorit is a typical Jewish princess brat who was never told no, she is completely unaccountable but at the same time she is kind of likable. Perfect sociopathic personality for reality TV.

I don't find Dorit likable at all. She runs her mouth too fucking much. Damn girl. I loved when Rinna's mom went out to lunch with the girls and Dorit just kept going on and on and on trying to impress this stranger with how important she is. She's one of those people that if you mention a hardship in your life, she'll immediately jump in, switch it around, and tell you about something worse that happened to her.

Dorit is an awful human being who thinks she is talented and special and wonderful at everything she does.

That is why she is reality TV gold and the MVP by a mile this (awful) season.

I despise Dorit's phony accent.

Dorit haf tard boy, no?

Will Lisa and Kyle ever reveal the true nature of their relationship and it's history of ups and (going) down?

You know, the nature that includes Lisa's tongue literally on Kyle's taint and asshole?

Dorit = Taylor.

I love how Dorit wants us to think she's working day and night on her hideous swimsuit line, so we get to watch footage of her looking at drawings of all that shit and doing things like drawing circles around the pictures and making lines with comments like, "longer." Wow. She works so hard. How does she find the time to do anything else, like change her hair every 17 minutes and, oh , raise her kids?

I wish Teddi would have just told Erikunt to fuck off instead of apologizing and crying again. Thank goodness for Lisa Rinna - she's the only reason I still tune in. I'm glad people are finally seeing Erka for the pure trash she really is.

I could barely get through even the first half hour and turned it off. So, so boring. I don't know how BH still gets so many viewers.

I really don't understand why Teddi is so intimidated by Erika. Behind the makeup and the big hair and elaborate outfits is just a girl crying for attention.

Did anyone see the live WWHL show with the whole cast? It was kind of funny that the audience kept asking them questions they didn't want to answer.

Rinna said on Andy's radio show that she deliberately sat back this season because she wanted the girls who make the most money to earn it. She was tired of being the shit stirring and all that goes with it. She aslo said her upper lip isn't an implant but scar tissue from silicon injections that became hard and she had surgically removed. Ouch. She said Jeff Lewis did the same thing.

This is why I love Rinna!!!

Erika saying she doesn't want to make anyone feel badly and that's just not the kind of girl she is...

Bullshit.

Erika only let it go because she finally got what she wanted.... Teddi admitting she was scared of her and that Erika was the Queen Bee. She totally got off on it.

What does Teddi's husband do for a living (aside from turn tricks in Weho?)

Also in the last episode I caught how much her son looks like her father.

"We need towels, now!!!"

Mikey and his brows are so authoritative and masculine!!!

Someone needs slap the f*ck out of Erika and then drop kick her punk ass back to Pasadena. Who the hell does she think she is???

Pitiful episode. Currently the worst HW show because of laz y production when this used to be one of the top.

lmfao on the after show, not only did Vanderpump try owning Rinna and then got 1 upped but someone in the audience actually had the nerve to ask Dorit "which glass goes with coke?"

I am fucking dead lol

doesn't the SUR restaurant look like a tacky bordello? and Dorit is such a phony with that fake accent and ugly swimwear line. She's just a JAP from the Valley. I like Teddi, she seems like the most sincere and happiest. Is it her dad's money that bought the house, et al. or did she have some income of her own? Her husband is hot but his face is kinda goofy.

It's telling how all the other wives absolutely loved Rinna's response to LVP.

Erica needs to move on, she’s bored and that’s boring TV

Erika was an unintentional hoot when she went on and on about how being a singer was her springboard to her other great successes like her book deal and (I'm not kidding) avatar. Honey, you're performing in a seedy NYC club for a bunch of stoned drag queens and party twinks. Glad you love it because you'll never get any better than that. Your 10 minutes are almost up, hon.

And Ken is basically dead and weve found out that the couple is so superficial and dead inside that they actually named a pet "pink dog"...

Im not going to mention the ethical corruption that would cause a sapient human to place a dog above themselves on the metaphoric great chain of being.

The need to lose Vanderpump. the dog shiit is tored amd boring. Id rather see the guy that does all the real work--that gay guy-- than some old rich investor wife.

tired and boring

I wish someone would have called out the ladies for being boring AF!! I did love that one woman's comment to Dorit about coke and her reaction was one of a guilty party.

I wonder if Rinna's had a different idea in mind as to why she stayed out of it and/or if the strategy will ultimately help her out.

This season is boring AF as everyone has agreed to so will that guarantee that Bravo bring Rinna back and up her salary in order to stir the shit like she did in previous seasons?

next week is the season finale

Seems like Rinna is going in for LVP. It's about time someone did. Great jab about the diapers and wraps. "And those diapers and wraps make a lot more than your restaurants do."

Lisa is awesome! She's such a Bad-ass Bitch!

holy shit, Adrienne needs to leave her face alone. I could believe her and some of the other past HWs on WWHL.

Back when I was around, I brought a freakin' SEX DUNGEON into the mix. These broads base a whole season on that fake accent chick being late...

I like it when they travel. It must have been shocking for Berliners to see those old, heavily painted screaming crazies trolloping around in inappropriate costumes.

r321, right.

They never had Love Parade to reckon with.

Berlin is a flannel and jeans type city, they were probably really amused and at times confused by this cadre of American label whoring drag queens.

I guess Kyle got new teefs..I don't recall anything wrong with the old ones

R324 does her face look any different? Sometimes people get new teeth in order to change the lower half of their face. I see she also finally cut her hair.

It's sort of funny to me that her sisters must be really pissed off. They (and their mother) treated like Kyle was never as good as they were and she ends up being the more famous and wealthier one.

Kim can't show that she's that pissed off as she needs Kyle for the cash but Kathy has to be seething.

Also, wasn't there some news piece that Kim was in trouble with some debt? Is her daughter (the Fat Burger Heiress) not helping her out?

Kyle is probably richer than Kathy now. I can't put my finger on it but she does look a little different with her new teeth.

The camera and sound crews following the ladies around probably tipped off Berliners that the RHs may not represent the typical US tourists.

Erica is such a phony cunt.

so Andy wants Heather Locklear to join the cast...I have to say I hope she doesn't but only because of her substance abuse issues. It's not fun watching someone struggle with that a la Kim

Healther Locklear and Kim Richards in a drunken brawl would be pure gold.

In Erika's defense, having to deal with all that paint, spackle, and extensions every night probably is fairly traumatic.

Erika’s ruined BH for me, can’t watch.

Carole’s ruined NYC for me, can’t watch.

Don’t watch NJ.

I guess all I have is ATL and Potomac.

I can't believe how accommodating the women are to Erika. I'd have gotten on the boat and told the captain, "Full speed ahead! And if you seem some chunky bitch in red latex running toward the dock, lift your middle finger!"

Did anyone notice how fat Kyle's ass was in the scene where she was leaving her house? Wow!

Anyone notice the bartender on the boat? For some reason I have the urge to tie his hands behind his back, ball gag him, and go to town!

r336 = Ken

Nice try, R337. Everyone knows Ken is the one who likes to be ball gagged and pegged.

i kind of loved Erika's latex look. At least she gives us something.

I love Kyle’s old house, too. Sniff.

Isn’t Heather Locklear supposed to be a nice person? She can’t be as mean and nasty and stupid and delusional as Kim Richards, right? If casting Heather on RH puts Kim even further in the rear-view mirror, I’m all for it.

Yes, Erika in latex was hot, but now that she's getting comfortable in the show one can see her personality emerge. I like her, but that girl is controlling.

This has been the most dramatic and entertaining season in the history of the Housewives franchise. None of us will ever forget where we were when Dorit stood up Teddi at lunch. I'm still shaking.

RHOBH 2018 was THAT season!!!

I'd only condone a Heather Locklear casting if she came in full character as Amanda Woodward. 90s power suit and all.

Heather is indeed a nice person (I've hung out in the same group with her more than a dozen times).

[quote]I like her, but that girl is controlling.

And not even in any interesting way either.

Well something is going to have to change next season. Across the board, everyone is pretty much in agreement that this season was boring. Now, I want to know what they will do about the cast. They won't likely fire Kyle or LVP, but they will have to cast someone to be truly antagonistic. I mean, even the fraus that hated Brandi when she left are longing for her return.

[quote]I mean, even the fraus that hated Brandi when she left are longing for her return.

Where are people clamoring for Brandi's return?

Erika is better watch that mouth of hers. With her attitude this season she needs a kick on stink and slap on the pink. She's horrendous.

People did a feature with various housewvies' casts showing them "makeup free". Guess who doesn't appear from BH? It's who you'd expect-Vanderpump and Erika.

Kyle, Rinna, Dorit, Teddi and Camille show themselves

I don't think Kyle is wealthier than Rick and Kathy. Rick and Kathy have multiple expensive properties on the east coast and the west coast. Plus Kathy and Rick have that large Bel Air estate. Kyle has definitely come up since RHOBH. But I don't know about Hilton level yet.

Now Kris Jenner is definitely wealthier than Rick and Kathy. But I'm not sure about kyle just yet.

Kyle is definitely wealthier than Rick and Kathy. It's well known the two of them lost a large majority of the Hilton wealth.

Rick Hilton's father is a billionaire. They sold the Hilton hotel chain to the Blackstone group I believe in either 2005 or 2006 for $26 billion dollars. And Barron Hilton walked away with billions. But at the time he only had a minority stake in the chain.

I still think Rick and Kathy are richer. They have a lot of investments people don't know about. Like oil. And Rick also gets a small parentage of his daughter Paris earnings. Something a lot of people don't know about. He had a huge hand in helping to put her perfume deal together in 2004. And on top of that. Herba life supplements paid Rick and Kathy millions in royalties for about 22 years. Since the early 90s for and early investment/endorsement of the product.

So yeah, Rick and Kathy are rolling in money more so than people realize.

Rick and Kathy have hotel money but Kyle is a producer of RHOBH so it’s clear which sister has more power and influence.

Too bad that bicyclist didn't plow right into Erika when she got out of the car. Then again, the impact probably would've killed the bicyclist.

I remember when Bravo Exec used to post he mentioned that several seasons ago they had toyed with the idea of doing a season bringing back and only using the OG Housewives from the first season. The following season it did seem like they tested the waters by bringing the majority of them back in an episode or two (Adrienne you do magic now?).

I wouldn't mind if they did this next season and then scrapped the series completely.

So, Kathy and Kyle are worth a fortune, while poor Kim is living in a tacky apartment and has to shoplift at Target for the basic necessities?

I wish Kim would sue Kyle for royalties from RHOBH, since it was her fame which got the show produced in the first place. Kyle is making a fortune from the show and Kim is getting nothing. And we won't even mention the fact that Kyle and Mauricio stile her house. Big Kathy is rolling over in her grave at how Kyle screwed her sister over.

Kim is in debt to Kyle for over 8 million dollars. Not to mention that that amount includes the $300,000 Kyle had to pay to prevent the leak of Kim's sex tape.

I think Kyle was doing the world a service in that case. If she was smart she'd start a gofundme to prevent her from releasing it.

[quote]Kim is in debt to Kyle for over 8 million dollars. Not to mention that that amount includes the $300,000 Kyle had to pay to prevent the leak of Kim's sex tape.

What?? How do you run up a debt that massive with your sibling? I know it's Beverly Hills but ...

the old sows need to go

Erika and van der plump

I think it's funny how easily Teddi cries. t would be hard not to fuck with her all the time.

[quote]I like it when they travel. It must have been shocking for Berliners to see those old, heavily painted screaming crazies trolloping around in inappropriate costumes.

Thank you!

I came to this thread to see if I was still residing on planet Earth.

Obviously, these women have more spare change than they do fashion sense.

I know Ericka and Dorit have a glam squad, but these housewives have to approve that shit.

I guess they -- and this mean all of the BH housewives with the exception of Vanderpool and Teddy -- figured since they couldn't provide the drama they can provide the drag queen fashion.

[quote]Erika’s ruined BH for me, can’t watch. Carole’s ruined NYC for me, can’t watch. Don’t watch NJ. I guess all I have is ATL and Potomac.

Try Melbourne - it's the best one.

LMAO - Will Ferrell supposed to be Ken?

I can't wait for Melbourne to air again in America--but no Pettifleur this season. :-(

R363 I think he was supposed to be an amalgamation of all the reality show husbands.

They seem to favor mocking BH more than any other franchise - there is one where Cecily Strong clearly plays "Erika Jayne". WF is definitely more Ken than any other husband.

R363 I laughed so hard I cried at this one!

HAHAHA love the SNL skit.

EJ was the last likable one and now she’s jaded, boring, and fake.

Burn it down and build it from the ground up.

I can only assume BH still gets good ratings because of the cast's more mainstream appeal, because the show itself is so beyond boring and tedious.

Another RH season limps along until it’s boring, forgettable finale.

Pretend Amnesia is the new Munchausen Syndrome. How thrilling.

Bye, Teddy, enjoy your life as a Former RH.

I think Teddi gets another season. She was at Coachella with Kyle and Rinna, so she her friendship with Kyle and Rinna should guarantee her a spot.

I've always found that it's always a certain type of person that adopts a pet and changes its name... especially when they change it from a normal name to some ridiculous one that indicates the animal is merely a stuffed toy to them.

Do the producers agree the season sucked so much that it wasn't worth putting together a reunion trailer for last night? It's not even out now. damn lol

R374 They are opting to just show a promo on the network, so it must have been lackluster. You can see the promo on twitter (recorded via iphone from some fan).

Is burglarized a real word? I've never heard it before. In New Zealand we would say 'burgled'. It sounds so strange.

Also, Erika spending $40k a month is insane.

Kyle starting another fight at Dorit's runway show was ridiculous. Her new house looked rather cold but it isn't finished. It's charming on the outside though. Rinna reminds me of beef jerky. I still love LVP, maybe for her sausage tight pink fashions and jewels, but she still looks so pretty. I hate her over-frilled house.

Hold up. So in the finale..Mauricio was talking to Teddi's husband about hiring him to do the security system on Kyle's new house..

Then we learn that Kyle's new house has been burglarized...

...and then Teddi and hubby have bought a $4mil new house...

Do the math!

[quote]Teddi ... was at Coachella with Kyle and Rinna ...

Oh dear gawd.

R376 Yes, "burglarized" is what we say in the U.S. "Burgled" sounds funny to us.

Dorit's "runway show" was a joke. She rented a warehouse, threw some palm trees in it, got Pee Kaye to convince a few people to show up, then sent some low-fee models down the catwalk in her hideous swimsuits. Betcha anything Beverly Beach goes bust.

I laughed out loud when Erika said she wanted to wear those fashion disasters because:

a) she has horrible taste, so it figures she'd love those things

b) picturing her trying to fit her portly frame into those ass munching pieces of fabric is a hilarious image

This whole season could have been salvaged if Pee Kay walked the runway in one of Doritos' bathing suits.

R382 Put a wig on him and he'd be indistinguishable from Erika.

Oh please r383, Erika only wishes she had Pee Kay's ample natural bosom.

Did they go back and reshoot the scene between Teddy and Kyle working out the "day after" the fashion show?

Kyle's hair looked much shorter, like it is now, and then it was long again the "next day" at her viewing party.

Dorit looked good at the reunion from what I saw of the quick shots of the reunion trailer. So did Kyle if I remember correctly.

Order your suit now! But only if your butt cheeks don't sag.

lol of course Dorit modeled her own line on her suit. It's cheaper that way too

This was the WORST season of this show ever! It was so boring, nothing really happened the entire season, I don't know why they're even bothering to have a reunion it's obvious the girls aren't even trying anymore. They might as well just have a 30 minute infomercial of Beverly beach, Road to YuSuck, and Kyle's next Family Exploitation show #371, and call it a damn day

*on her site

The brief bits seen of Kyle's show looked like it's a D-list mess. She really thinks everyone is interested in her life. Not me, but I do like her on RHoBH.

Oh lordy, look at her here.

I adopted a kitten from a frat guy who didn’t want to care for it.

The cat’s name was “Cal Ripken”

I changed the cat’s name.

I'll take Erica over Dorit any day

That photo of Kyle is hideous. She looks like Sean Penn in a werewolf costume.

Please tell me the reunion won't be another multi-parter. There's nothing to talk about!!! Nothing happened all season!

I do like Teddi though and hope she returns.

r395, they are stretching it to 3 parts, believe it or not. Total snoozefest

At least on RHOA, Kim and Marlo were brought out to the reunions to create sparks.

Who will Andy bring out for BH? The Eulan Dog Festival Organizer?

Probably only sad old drunk Kim to tell us how not drunk she is. Sad.

what the hell is there to talk about for three parts? 2 parts would be more than enough.

Beverly Hills does not need a three part reunion show. Who the he'll do they think they are? The RHOA? Because their not.

Even though RHOA had a 4part reunion in the past.

It's really not that complicated - the reunions always bring in slightly more viewers and they milk the season as much as they can. They have nothing to put in BH's place so another week of good ratings is attractive.

trailer is out. meh

The Kyle-Dorit stuff looks to be the most interesting just because we know Kyle and LVP hate engaging in drama. You really can't argue with Dorit since she lives in another world though lol

of course we have Teddi vs. Erika and a bit of Teddi vs. Dorit. Not sure what happened between Erika and Camille

Rinna takes the piss out of LVP a few times I'm sure

I think Dorit, Teddi and Erika look the best. Kyle looks the frumpiest and LVP looks OLD

If they actually rehash pantygate again, I will turn it off.

I like Dorits hair for reunion. She's edgy.

You could summarize the season in a five minute podcast. Reunion not necessary.

Rinna's hair is amazing! Makes her look so much more attractive. She should've done that years ago.

That's the first time I can recall seeing Rinna with different hair ever. Kyle's shorter hair looks better too.

I don't see how anyone can watch all 3 parts. They're gonna rehash the most petty nonsense that happened ? Why didn't Erika sleep in the beach house for 20 min?

[quote]Beverly Hills does not need a three part reunion show. Who the he'll do they think they are? The RHOA? Because their not.

They are not RHOA, and the rating shows that. BH doesn't even deserve a reunion. That update they typed on the screen was more than what they deserved.

This season was so bad we didn't even realize there was a conflict between Erika and Camille???

I want to know who's coming back after this boring shit show. Kyle or Vandercunt need to go. Sick of their inane BS. I wuv you Weesa. Hmm that's nice Kyle. Either shit or get of the pot you boring bitches.

I actually wanted Camille to come back, but after he crappy performance this year, forget it. Attacking low hanging fruit Dorit and giving a ball gag. I'm sure it was just a recycled one that Kelsey gave her.

Cold fish crypt keeper needs the boot. Erika I give no shits about your 'performing career' seeing your spartan nursing home complete with cousin It shitting his diapers in the corner or your stupid little girls costumes.

There's something about Teddi I don't like. She comes across as a low key tryhard. She's going for the cool, aloof down to earth chick, but it feels phony.

I really want Brandi back. I don't care how unpopular it is, I want nasty, shitty messy drama and a bitch who goes after Cunt and & Kyle relentlessly. Rinna needs backup.

Do you think Erika will ever present hole? Uh, the one in front.

The sad part is they have no reason for a major overhaul because the ratings were still good, if not better, than last season.

Worse than that R411 all involved in this season think they did a great job. Did you see that bitchy thing Camille posted saying the season was filled with wit, panache and other such bullshit. I guess Camille crawled up her own arse again. I hope she brought some food for D.D.

The only one who's been tweeting negatively about this season has been Eden lol even Brandi has been rather diplomatic for her standards

haha I guess part I was so boring no one wanted comment tonight.

For me the best part was Erika possibly falling into a trap. Andy was so messy to ask her what she meant about having a really bad temper in her book. Erika said she hasn't shown it at all on the show and then LVP jumped in saying we have and that it's only a matter of time before all of it comes out. It seemed like a coordinated attack by the producers, Andy and LVP. I'll be very surprised if Erika isn't goaded into being a super bitch next season. The producers clearly want to get that out of her. This was foreshadowing.

The shit going on between LVP and Kyle is so stupid and junior high school, it's hard to watch - and then watch it recapped.

Would love to see Brandi return and battle it out with mega bitch Erika!

I couldn't even get through the hour. I don't even know what they are talking about.

Erika and Rinna were punished at the reunion for boring performances this season by placing them at the far end of the couches. Rinna must have been furious that Teddi was positioned on the couch ahead of her. You could tell that she was pissed off at the reunion.

Andy was gunning for Erika at the reunion. She was placed last on the couch and Andy purposely embarrassed her by saying it was weird that no one close to her had read the book. I think she's hurt herself with the bizarre anger outbursts and her overall dour attitude. The fun is definitely gone with that one.

Miss Cohen sure turned on Erika quick.

I can't believe they are still discussing the incident with Erika's panties. WTF?

Why can't they just tell Dorit that she has 0 credibility or accountability. The woman lives in her own world. Next.

I think Andy was fishing for some kind of drama with Erika's book. It's the same thing the show does: There's no real drama in a situation (or minimal drama). In this case, it sounded like people were busy and didn't drop everything and read a book the second you have it. But if Andy can make it SEEM like it's some kind of drama / shade / whatever - then he's won the producer trophy for the day.

Erika needs to be aware now that next season will probably be about trying to make her angry

btwi t's weird that her mother and husband haven't read her book

I'm surprised her mother hasn't read the book she supposedly contributed to, but not at all surprised by Tom not giving a fuck. He clearly doesn't respect Erika. He didn't marry his equal and won't treat her as such.

Why don't you bitches consider that Erika's mother can't read?

And did Lisa V, Dorito and Erika call one another to color coordinate?

Also, Lisa V's outfit with its mermaid sequence looked cheap and tacky.

I thought Erika's dress looked bad too, especially for someone with a glam squad and closet the size of a small house. The 80s powersuit shoulders / rocker combo thing isn't working for me. None of them look that great. At least Lisa could change the color of her boobs by rubbing them (per the previews).

Hello my loves! Do you miss me? I know this show isn't the same without me but I have been so busy managing my beautiful daughters modeling around the world. Aren't they beautiful? I am so proud of them. And thank you for asking, my Lime disease is in remission. My gay husband has moved on and left me with a settlement to keep my personal medicine woman on staff, but I did have to sell the house and part with my lovely refrigerator. Please write Andy and tell him how much you miss me. Ta!

Rinna's hair looks awful. She basically made herself look like a bobblehead.

Erika's family is probably made up of deplorables. Like they read.

Will Mikey and his Rinna-sized lips make an appearance? And perhaps suckle on PeeKay's luscious titties?

Word on the street is that Erika used a ghostwriter for her book.

R426 yeah but Erika' ALWAYS dresses bad, so that's no surprise.

I forgot to mention that Kyle looked like she picked her dress up at Walmart and was on her way to chaperone a school field trip.

You don't say, R431? That's really insightful of you Aviva! They didn't show her ghostwriter on the show or anything!!!!

I believe R431 was referencing another book incident.

We know, dear at R433.

Other than Andy, who seems the most bored with this RHBH stuff? Rinna? EJ? LVP?

Not that everyone isn't already aware of just how Lisa V operates but it was pretty telling when Kyle said something to the effect of, "can you let me finish or explain," and immediately Lisa responded with, "no."

Erika definitely seemed the most bored. She shouldn't come back.

I thought Dorit's behavior was just an act... but to watch her argue that her version of reality was accurate even though every one else (including her BFF Lisa V) was telling her she was wrong was.... well, interesting.

Then why did you write this, r432?

[quote]You don't say, [R431]? That's really insightful of you Aviva! They didn't show her ghostwriter on the show or anything!!!!

Ha ha the only thing interesting about Teddy is that her dad is dating Meg Ryan

I'm sorry if you didn't get it R439.

lol r434 = r432.

I completely forgot that Mellencamp was with Ryan until they brought it up.

The reaction to Rinna asking when they were going to meet Teddi's dad was ridiculous. "That's REALLY FORWARD" and cue appalled face. First of all, it's Rinna... second, it was a fucking joke.

Second, it's really interesting how threatened Erika seems to be with regard to Teddi. She made herself look like a petty bitch when Andy made the comment about a collab with the man formerly known as Cougar.

Yes, R442, we know dear.

Erika’s stankface wasn’t about Teddy or her dad, it was about Andy’s asinine suggestion that a has-been heartland rocker from the 80s collab with a 2018 sexbomb who makes disco music for gays.

How stupid and dull is Andy? Her face clearly answered: He’s a fucking retard.

i cant believe someone buys this "beef" between LVP, Kyle and Dorit... PLZ! THIS IS ALL CLEARLY MANUFACTURED DRAMA... and not good drama

[quote]How stupid and dull is Andy? Her face clearly answered: He’s a fucking retard.

He is stupid but he knew exactly what he was doing. He was provoking her and he got what he wanted.

actually no, r445 ... erika knew mellencamp, an icon, has no reason to colab with her, a pop artist with small-medium range (no shade)

Erika has more #1s than Mellencamp!!!

as if #1 billboard dance charts meant something lol... kylie minogue is n3 there now... is she relevant again?

Dont you bring Kylie Minogue into this! Dont you do that! You dont know what Kylie Minogue or John Mellencamp or Meg Ryan go through at night! You have no idea. So shut. The fuck. Up..

EJ, please be kiddin

What was with Dorit's hideous dress? Ugh-leeee. Her hair looked awful, too. The plethora of hair clips was ridiculous. Kyle also looked bad. Bad hair, bad black dress. It's spring! Bring some color. At least Erika and the Lisa's brought some style, odd as it was. Mellancamp Junior needs to strengthen her game, the ladies walk all over her. I can't even remember her first name.

It looks like a bathrobe they give fraus in Vegas hotel spas while waiting for the massages included with their Expedia room package.

LVP's neck looks like pink crepe paper that has been run under a tap and thrown across the room onto her body.

I thought Kyle looked good.

Acutally ALLL of the ladies except TEDDI, looked like extras from an 80's teen movie, staring Jud Nelson, Christian Slater and Ally Sheedy.

I don't mind people bucking up and "coming" for someone who's into that kind of conduct, but to pick on people who are NOT into THAT kind of drama is cringe worthy. Looking at you Erika. Teddi should get a another season, but she needs to state her boundaries with Erika and DK. Erika made peace with Ferret Face and the Whale, She couldn't handle another season of them tag teaming her, especially with Rinna sitting on the sidelines, for reason of which we all well aware.

Dorit’s LOOK AT ME reunion appearance with that dress and shit in her hair is so amateurish and desperate. She might as well just wear a big silly hat and a big red clown nose.

The perfect RH moment:

Teddy: I still suffer from debilitating guilt over the IVF decisions I made years ago. Every day, I feel awful...

Dorit: Just adopt a mutt from Lisa! You’ll feel better!

Dorit makes for good reality tv but I really hate her Madonna phony accent

To R431, Erica said she used a ghost writer, wasn't a secret

I don't think Dorit makes for good reality TV... I think she's quite boring and the only thing she brings is either shit nobody cares about or shit from two years ago.

Where’s Boy George??? Make the show about him.

Mikey's lips are the true star of this season.

Wrong, R464.

PKs tits are the star of EVERY season.

R413 I wasn't saying the cast was tweeting negatively, just every fan forum has been swamped with how boring the season is and the BH cast think they did a great job. Here's Camille's delusion and self congratulatory pat on the back

REAL FRIENDSHIP?

Oh, Camille...

Rinna looked like an evil soap opera character at the reunion. I like her hair better the way she wears it every day. The curls are not working for her.

I feel like people citing lifestyle/wealthy as an excuse for the lack of real conflict in the seasons prior to this one are part of the reason there's no real get-up-and-go with these women. It feels like they think they are above having to really get into it because they are wealthy (or give a better appearance of wealthy than the women in the franchise). Camile's tweet is ridiculous.

LVP's minions think she above everyone and everything.

OMFG

That was the most mind-numbingly boring reunion episode that I've ever watched. It rivaled this past season of NJ.

Honestly, when even the reunion cast looks bored (Erika Jayne), you know that the season is a flop.

[quote] Where’s Boy George??? Make the show about him.

At this point, the husbands would bring more drama than the women.

PK engaging everyone in drama after doing coke in the bathroom, Ken walking around senile and calling all the women SHTEWPID COWS (ala Yolanda and Rinna), Mauricio getting plowed by trannie hookers when he's supposedly "showing houses," Tom Girardi kicking people out of his house left and right, and Teddi's husband "accidentally" posting on Grindr.

Now THAT'S a season!

Are the 'kids' from VPR here, offering undying support for the waxed-faced "Madame" of "Wayland Flowers and Madame," aka LVP?

R473 - You've accidentally left out the Mauricio-Farah story.

Well R475, it's hard to decide whether Mauricio is more into his step-daughter or trannie hookers, so I went with trannie hookers.

Since that one was already proven.

R476 we already got all the proof we needed about Maurice and Farrah in that episode where they were in his office stealing "we're gonna fuck on this desk later," glances.

But if it makes everyone feel better... Farrah does look like a Tranny.

Personally, I’d like to sample Mauricio’s wares...... even it it meant dressing like Farrah and tucking the goods. I think he’d be a wild fuck.

Maurice is fug

[quote]Maurice is fug

What was that again, Kim?

Please think before you come for my man.

They should have kept Camille out longer. Her subtle dig at Erika for leaving Teddi's beach house mysteriously got under Erika's skin.

This really didn't need 3 parts.

There's no arguing with Dorit. She lives in her own world and tells you what you heard her say is not what she meant. Good tv but must be irritating as hell in real life if this is how she behaves.

dorrit and Erica are scumbags of the highest order.

look nasty.

Erika has been a real cunt this reunion. She is so haughty.

Erika likes being the center of attention and her place on the sofa shows she's not the center of the show, like she thought she was. This irritates her to no end.

Erika is obviously threatened by Teddi. I enjoy watching her come undone by the horse girl.

Time to swap out Erika.

She's getting way too big for her tight britches.

Not to mention, she brings NOTHING to the show, but a bad attitude.

I loved when Teddi told Dorito to stop gaslighting. It was about time someone did.

Dorito reminds me of Drumpf... she projects just like him.

Maybe next season Erika will say well, I was going through a difficult time and they will show us the end of her marriage and meal ticket?

Sounds likely R488, at least according to the blind items websites.

I hope Teddi gets another season just because she pisses off Erika and Dorit.

I hope Teddi gets another season just because she pisses off Erika and Dorit

Has a season ever been so bad that they had to fill up the reunion by showing them having lunch? I was watching that thinking, "Wow. They really had to pad this to make it three episodes long." I dont recall them ever doing things like that.

[quote] Maybe next season Erika will say well, I was going through a difficult time and they will show us the end of her marriage and meal ticket?

Well according to Erika in Part 2 of the reunion, she herself is pulling in enough money to pay for her $90,000 a month lifestyle. Not sure how she's doing it, but she claims that she's doing it.

Silly cow. She thinks that she can be independent, now that she's making her own money.

Wait til she divorces Mr. Girardi, and then her "career" falls flat. She'll be begging to go back to him in no time.

I don’t know if it’s the haircut or some subtle cosmetic procedures, but Kyle looks younger and better than she has in the entire eight year run of this franchise on these reunion episodes.

It wasn’t $90K, it was $40K

When did Erika say that she can afford it all on her own? I must have missed that. Unless a hater pulled that out of its ass like it did the $90K lie.

Watch Part 2 again, R495.

R495 she said she's pulling in the 40k / month herself.

But she didn't say how much was going out to buy her own tracks and books.

R494 it's the hair and the teeth (which has shifted her jaw).

For now... she may be paying the bills on her own. But that won't last forever.

I wonder what's in their prenup. The "glam squad" might have to go back to the Clinque counter.

They've been married a long time now, right? Tom and Erika? She's probably totally taken care of.

Wow, he used to be fat and she was plain. She finally grew into his money.

Oh also Erika was saying she knows people who spend > 100k a month on "glam" ? 1.2 million a year on your appearance seems a bit insane.... though I don't exactly know many people in that income bracket. Of the rare few that I do, they spend it mostly on their house and vacations. Why would a non-celebrity spend that much on their clothes / makeup / hair? I know it adds up (and can easily get to 6 figures if you wear a lot of designers) but at a certain point, how much more crap can you fit in your 2000 square foot closets?

Oh I guess jewelry could push it over the annual budget in 1 day... but I sort of see that separately. Maybe that's what she was including in her numbers.

Erika had one goal in joining RHOBH - self promotion - her horrific "music," her book, her stupid Kardashian video game crap. She barely even tries to engage with the other women, and when she does, it always involves some kind of product placement or inviting the girls to one of her appearances.

She really brings nothing to the show besides a high sense of camp. That worked okay last season, but the shtick is getting old now.

Her new song is absolutely embarrassing. I cant believe she had the nerve to release it.

“Yes, isn’t it awful that Erika joined the show to promote her business? Can you imagine such a thing?”

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Erika's stylists make her look like an old whore.

There, I said it.

god I'm sick of that old fat ass smarmy fuk VanDerPumped Pussy

Mkey's LIPS!!!!!

$40K a month on frivolous bull shit? She better be banking as much money as possible. She never know. One day she might need the $40K she's blowing monthly on foolishness.

Plenty of people had vast fortunes and ended up losing it all. You never know what's in store for you. She won't be able to maintain her extravagance forever. Unless her husband is leaving her $1 billion dollars. Other than that I don't see it.

Regarding R501, yikes!

Erika looks like she should be standing over a sink of dishes, a bottle of Palmolive in one hand.

The kid is cute. Curious how he looks as a cop.

good gosh Erica is a busty fugly mess of a thing.

hope her daddi kiks her to the curb and she goes back to working at hooters

She's probably putting that 40k figure out to back up tax deductions for her upkeep. Smart.

She has little make up and her original nose. I actually think she looks pretty. Tom on the other hand needs a good tailor. Kid is cute too.

what? she has had more plastic surgery than Harvey Levin!

Erika definitely had a nose job. She talked about it openly on WWHL and the show.

I heard Erika is worried Tom's going to divorce her so she's counting on Mikey and his super-lips to keep her tits deep in silicone until she lands the next meal ticket!

Isn't Tom fucking Mikey (or at least his lips)?

If Tom was happy with the drab hausfrau @R501, what does he think of "Erika Jayne"?

He pays for it all so I guess he approves.

He's probably happy she has a hobby.

her comment that it costs a lot of money to look good could not have gone over well with a lot of viewers. Yes, some viewers watch the show and see it as something to aspire to, but others just watch for the oddity of what bored wealthy women (or in some cases "wealthy) do.

It really doesn't cost much money to look good. If you are a good-looking person, you could rock a potato sack. If you're fugly, the top designers and plastic surgeons can't always save you.

Erika was average-looking before the plastic surgery and over-the-top glam. There are plenty of women who have less money than her but look 10X better

her styles may cost $$$ but look cheap

I'll never forget that ugly ass "t shirt dress" she tried making happen last season

Has Pandy popped out a little Vanderdump yet?

There is no way Erika is making as much money as she is spending - clearly, just trying to save face.

I smell a divorce coming ...

Andy said she had a migraine at the reunion. I say she was just a cunt and she is over it.

R525... so did she have a migraine all season?

Asking for a friend.

Why the hell didn't we get at least one flash of PeeKay's tits this season?

I'm no fan of Kyle, but the story she told about that robbery was sickening. HOW could they have been SO STUPID??!! The alarm system wasn't "up and running?" The dogs were "at a kennel?"

All that dough and they couldn't have hired some type of house sitter?

R528, it's a shame isn't it?

Kyle should have known better especially since her niece Paris's home got robbed several years ago and that was in a gated community.

So now Kyle and Mauricio are going to sue Teddi and over the security system. Can't wait.

I think it was Kim to get even for stealing her house.....

[quote] HOW could they have been SO STUPID??!! The alarm system wasn't "up and running?" The dogs were "at a kennel?"

It was probably an inside job, so that Kyle and Mauricio could collect the insurance money.

Shady fuckers.

Erika's book signing disrupted by PETA. They didn't throw red dye at her though. They just swarmed around her with photos and chanted "Erika Jayne has blood on he rhands"

Erika somehow didn't get startled. She kept a straight face as if nothing was happening

Erika was just mesmerized by Mikey's lips!

Here's a photo of Kyle's late mother's ring. Send out an APB for its reappearance - or its resetting.

Are those Kyle's fat little fingers? Her teeth look much better, maybe she can straighten her fingers, too.

Somebody needs a manicure. Jagged nails!!

tom wants out bad

tired of fronting her bankrupt 'singing' career

and she aint makin $ no mo from renting her poon.

R534 Even before she knew these people were from PETA, just look at her being a complete cunt. Totally ignoring them, not interacting with them at all, not even forcing a smile or a courtesy "hello" or "thank you." She just stood there running her pen across her "book."

Who does this bitch think she is, anyway?

[quote]All that dough and they couldn't have hired some type of house sitter?

And I could have used the extra money, too.

Erika will probably end up walking away with several hundred million dollars if Tom divorces her. Remember she said they don't have a prenatal agreement.

So she automatically WINS!!!

If that's true Tom is not that smart. Especially being a lawyer.

R542 he's no moron... she is if she thinks not having a pre-nup means anything.

Pre-nups are contestable... he's an Attorney, he knows there are ways around it. He probably has everything set up in an asset protection trust.

Meaning she'll get even less than she would have in a pre-nup...

Yeah, I'm sure ol' Tom is well covered.

Tom may be covered but if shes missing her knickers, Erika's puss may not be! Naughty, naughty!

R545 = PeeKay, fondling his titties

tom no dummy

she will be on the streets....

in her Gucci boots and Versace cunt suckers...

[quote] in her Gucci boots and Versace cunt suckers...

You're a fool. He'll keep her entire closet and give it to the next wife.

Didn't she mention in her first season that he had all of his mother's clothes and gave her access to them?

Erica is a male to female.

big reveal next season...

Erika is basically the new Pia Zadora. Wealthy husband buys desprate talentless fame hungry wife into the world of showbiz.

Yup that's her. Erika fits the bill perfectly.

she aint even ashamed of bein a kept ho with a old sugar dad. she is reprehensible. hope they fire her fat fake ass

word is he wants to divorce her bad

Kyle's home 'Burglary' - Bullshit.

Currently watching the rerun of this season's Part 2 Reunion, and there's the has-been-child-actress, Kyle Richards, sharing the traumatizing moments of learning of said home 'Burglary' with her cast mates, yet adorned with her deceased mother's huge-ass diamond ring.

Fraud

love see erika reduced to waitressing again, be a good plot twist

tom divorces her and she gets nuthin.

returns to hooters and her big shot attitude is replaced by the grim tears of a low life of horror .....real work, less lip spoutin...

she deserves nothing more.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! Why the fuck would Tom have all of his mother's clothes???

Our long national nightmare is almost over.

Part 3 Reunion of this horrendous season will put a lid on this shitfest.

Whew!

Please get rid of Erika Jayne. I cannot stand the bitch. She has really bought into her own hype, and it has made her EXTREMELY unlikable.

lmao! LVP wasn't being very nice when she aired out her private chats with Kyle on camera. Telling everyone Kyle has anxiety, hypochondria and issues with her sisters. Nice friend. It was hilarious seeing her get pissed when Andy asked her if she liked being friends with Kyle because Kyle is so vulnerable (aka giving LVP the upper hand).

Erika was pissed during the exchange with Teddi. She knew from the questions, Andy and the other ladies' reactions that she was going to get backlash on twitter after this aired.

overall what a boring shitfest of a season. They really need to do a major shakeup

and Andy announcing that Kyle has another series in the works about a character who breaks away from the family real estate company to start out on her own? No wonder Kathy is pissed.

then again Kathy is a Trumper so fuck her, her husband and their trashy daughters too

As soon as Tom boots Erika's ass to the curb and she is low on cash, that "lucrative" and "self sustainable" music career is going to mysteriously go into retirement.

had to stop watching

Erika's bullying of teddie is pissin me off. she is a sweet girl and Erika is a mean old bitch. ev body is scared of her and her vindictive nature . if not for her daddy's $, she be on 3rd street , in her fab latex frock.

Because we only see what makes it to air, I'm going to give Erika the benefit of the doubt when she said she believes Teddi is manipulative. I've known plenty of "sweet" nice to everyone people that turn out to be super stealth bitches. She might just be protecting herself.

This franchise has become beyond tedious and humorless.

Erika has become a robot.

LVP is now an laughably petty granny.

And Kyle STFU. "I don't want to talk about my sisters"...STFU STFU! Big ass hypocrite. Using Kim for years and airing all her dirty laundry. Why won't anyone EVER point that out?

Kyle said she doesn't want to talk about her sisters if they're not on the show. I give her a pass on that. She really is a neurotic mess though.

r562, sorry I don't give her a pass. She likes to pretend the earlier seasons never happened as if she never called out Kim, as if Kim's shit wasn't exploited for 5 years for story, as if she didn't have a hand in putting her family's problems on blast.

by the way, how do you showcase the fact that you are making a show based on your family and not expect questions about said family or how they feel...?? and then she is supposedly doing another show about the real estate biz and leaving one company to start another company? LMAO. "but don't make comparisons to the Hiltons because they are not on the show"

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Did Erika Jayne Quit?

During her first season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika Girardi and her alter ego Erika Jayne became instant fan favorites. The viewers could not help being intrigued by her double life as a lawyer’s wife during the day and a club singer at night. Then the line between Erika Girardi and Erika Jayne started to blur and she was accused of being “cold” by Lisa Vanderpump, Dorit Kemsley, and plenty of viewers.

She didn’t wear panties during one episode and it became the focal point of her second season and she went toe to toe with “villain” Dorit. For the most part, the fandom sided with Erika, but her third season was a whole different situation. She snapped at new girl Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave after she accused Erika of having “pretend amnesia,” but it wasn’t the first time the fans saw Erika lose her cool. She unleashed on close friend Eileen Davidson in Hong Kong for no reason. Short story long, Erika definitely lost her universal appeal with the fandom. So what does this mean for her future on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Is she done with the show?

Season 8 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills– i.e. the worst season in the history of the show- finally wrapped up, but is it also the end of Erika’s time as a Real Housewife? It might be.

On May 8, she posted a photo on Instagram of herself on stage with the caption “ERIKA has left the building.” She disabled the comments on the post, which is not something she typically does. Was Erika just marking the end of Season 8? Was she hinting that she’s done being a Beverly Hills Housewife? Was she just trying to stir things up and nab some attention? Unfortunately there are no answers to any of those questions, but there should be in time. After such an awful and boring season, this show definitely has some changes to make, but is Erika leaving one of those changes?

[quote]ERIKA has left the building

"Give me a D - give me an I - give me a V - give me an O ..."

...... Do I really need to continue?

Gimme a C, gimme a U, gimme an N, gimme a T.... what does it spell??

Erika! Erika! Erika!

Erika Jane is sooooooooooooooo jealous, yes, JEALOUS, of Teddi-Bear!

LVP, "Dorit is sooooooooooooo misundahstood; I think the oddi-unce should give her anutha chonce."

[quote] LVP, "Dorit is sooooooooooooo misundahstood; I think the oddi-unce should give her anutha chonce."

Translation? I saved your ass, so I OWN you next season.

You will be my attack dog.

That's how LVP plays the game.

The reason Big Kathy and Lil' Kim are pissed at Kyle (and Mauricio) and have stopped speaking to Kyle because of her "American Woman" project is because Kyle has cut them out FINANCIALLY from the project.

I think Erica has a girlfriend hidden somewhere.

[quote] The reason Big Kathy and Lil' Kim are pissed at Kyle (and Mauricio) and have stopped speaking to Kyle because of her "American Woman" project is because Kyle has cut them out FINANCIALLY from the project

Ahhhhhhhh. I was wondering why she kept blathering on about "inspired by, inspired by."

It's so that she wouldn't have to pay them, or give them any credit.

That Kyle really is a conniving cunt. Kim was right about her, when she said "You stole my house!!" I have no doubt that she did.

I hope that Kyle and Mauricio get busted for fraud in their home break-in case, and they both do time. They're both slimy pieces of shit.

R571, Kim should get a cut of the profits, since it was her early acting success that paved the way for Kyle and Kathy to have careers and meet rich husbands. That family owes EVERYTHING to Kim.

It astounds me that Kim gave her family everything, and yet she's the one living in squalor today. Unbelievable.

Kyle and Kim owe me a finder's fee because they wouldn't have gotten on RHOBH without my stardom from "The Simple Life" reality show!

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Kyle, wiping her 'crocodile tears': "It's not fair to talk about 'my family' (sniff-sniff) when they're not here . . . "

Because the mighty Hilton legal team has slapped your and Mauricio's asses with a C&D Order!

Lol this thread is better than the season.

Why would Kathy Hilton need a check from a TV show? She's a Hilton they have plenty of money.

Why the hell would she care? These people are all trashy and crazy.

If it wasn't for Kim Richard's career as a child star. Paris Hilton wouldn't exist. It was Kim who put Kathy in a position to even meet a Rick Hilton. Which lead to the marriage between Rick and Kathy which lead to the eventual birth of Paris Hilton.

Yeah they owe Kim a lot for their comfortable lives they lead today. While Kim has absolutely nothing.

Sad sad sad!!!!

NONSENSE! I was a beauty and big talent in my younger days so I would have met Rick all on my own!

@R579 - Because it's "Sister Shit." Hell Hath No Fury when it comes to men and money amongst the same, regardless of how much time has gone by -

I hope Erika did quit. she pissed off a lot of people the way she kicked teddy's ass. maybe her flame as burned out: she seemed like she had mental problems: Erika go home dear, tend to ur pappy.... fore john mellencamp cougar kicks ur fat old ass. (lol hee hee)

I loved that LVP was once again shown for the petty cunt she is.

WIthout Kim Richard’s career as a child star, there would be no Hollywood! The industry was on the brink of collapse until Kim graced screens with her talents and charisma.

At the very least, she deserves a few “free” candy bars from Target now and then.

I don't like Erika, she's hard and shallow. I like Teddi. Lisa V reminds me of a waxworks, she looks so uncomfortable in her pink sausage casing too tight clothes. Kyle is an attention whore. Dorit is too. Lisa R is a wack job but she's funny and honest. She looks great for her age in spite of the mega lips.

Why all the hatred for Erica when Dorit is the real cunt of the show. Get rid of Dorit and all will be good.

Dorit's a cunt, but she disguises it well.

Erika makes no pretense about being a cunt. In fact, I'd say she quite enjoys acting like one, and she's quite proud of it. And I have no doubt that her "glam squad" actively encourages it, because they all seem like vapid cunts, as well.

Unfortunately for the viewer, it doesn't make for good tv. It also makes her EXTREMELY unlikable.

what you can't get rid of Dorit. She made the season being a bitch.

PeeKay's tits are the real cunts of the season for being so elusive.

agreed, dorit can go too, she and Erika are fukd up

hell replace them all. they all stale, and boring.

fresh meat!!!! ratings are down on all them shows anyway, tho I like southern charm with shep

They should just have next season be all about Peekay's luscious titties and Mikey ever growing lips. I might tune in then.

They need to bring in Heather DuBrow from Orange County to shake things up. She has the money to hang with these bitches, and she wouldn't kiss anybody's ass.

If I had to spend more than five minutes with that "Glam Squad" bunch of flying monkeys, I'd kill myself.

Maybe by letting PeeKay smother me with THEM TITTIES!!!!!!

R593 I think Heather might suck up to LVP

There was a great moment when Kyle had been crying and going on about her family relationships for a few minutes, the camera switched to the other couch. Erika was looking in the opposite direction from Kyle, completely bored, studying the soundstage and looking up toward the rafters.

Erika wasn't bored she was just anxious to get to her next gig at some god-awful basement drag bar.

Back in the '80s Kim Richards had made a 'guest appearance' on the TV series CHiPs, starring Erik Estrada as Officer Frank "Ponch" Poncherello. Even though I was a mere, mere innocent child at the time, I recall thinking to myself about the body language between Kim and Erik Estrada: "Oh, yeah. They're Doin' It."

She was 18; he was 33.

Estrada in his prime was beating off pussy with a stick. You think that he’d push aside centerfolds and playmates for (ahem) Kim Richards? Really?

On S1 of RHOBH Kim admitted they'd *dated* -