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They'd look better with nose jobs

They don't have to get MAJOR nose jobs, like Jennifer Grey did (which rendered her unrecognizable and ruined her career)--but they would certainly look better with small alterations, like Jennifer Aniston and Lea Michele and Ryan Gosling had.

I'd nominate:

Andy Samberg

Justin Timberlake (get rid of the bulb)

Sofia Coppola

Rosemarie DeWitt

Idina Menzel

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by Anonymousreply 38March 15, 2018 12:48 AM

John Krasinski

by Anonymousreply 1March 13, 2018 9:12 PM

Jimmy Durante

by Anonymousreply 2March 13, 2018 9:13 PM

Bill Clinton

Richard Nixon

by Anonymousreply 3March 13, 2018 9:14 PM

Lady Gaga

by Anonymousreply 4March 13, 2018 9:16 PM

What a tasteless thread.

Big noses are hot (and often lead to big dicks).

Most of the hottest guys ever have unusual/big noses.

Ever heard of Marlon Brando, cunt?

Go fuck yourself, OP.

by Anonymousreply 5March 13, 2018 9:20 PM

Remember waaaay back when, when Ashlee Simpson (sister of Jessica) got a nosejob? Pretty ballsy move to do that in the public eye. She refused to discuss it, but at least she didn't deny it.

Going by the pics she also had her chin shaved down.

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by Anonymousreply 6March 13, 2018 9:29 PM

Chelsea Peretti

Kathryn Hahn

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by Anonymousreply 7March 13, 2018 9:36 PM

Trey Gowdy. What a schnoz!

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by Anonymousreply 8March 13, 2018 9:37 PM

Why? So people conform to some preconceived notion of beauty? Nothing as fucking hot as a decent honker

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by Anonymousreply 9March 13, 2018 9:38 PM

That fire google employee James Damore owns this thread. Look at that snozz.

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by Anonymousreply 10March 13, 2018 9:57 PM

Gabriella Papadakis

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by Anonymousreply 11March 13, 2018 10:05 PM

R10 Holy fucking shit. I was convinced that was photoshop, but it's real. How would anyone ever be able to kiss this guy?

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by Anonymousreply 12March 13, 2018 10:09 PM

Jesus! Damore is deformed. That is a literal deformation.

by Anonymousreply 13March 13, 2018 10:16 PM

Well the answer to that question is probably why he hates women, R12.

by Anonymousreply 14March 13, 2018 10:16 PM

Jennifer Grey ruined her career with a nose job. Idina's glorious voice would likely change, so not her.

by Anonymousreply 15March 13, 2018 10:17 PM

What a stupid fucking thread. Getting plastic surgery is a sign of mental illness. It'll never fix the underlyng issues.

by Anonymousreply 16March 13, 2018 10:22 PM

The man in the picture at R9 is Luke Charteris, who's 7'2.

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by Anonymousreply 17March 13, 2018 10:24 PM

I like big noses.

by Anonymousreply 18March 13, 2018 10:26 PM

There's nothing wrong with the noses at R8, R9, and R11.

by Anonymousreply 19March 13, 2018 10:33 PM

That nose at r10/r12 is like a joke.

by Anonymousreply 20March 14, 2018 4:16 AM

[quote] What a tasteless thread.

Threads all the time on farting, rimming, felching, and pooping, and THIS is what sets you off?

Mary!

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by Anonymousreply 21March 14, 2018 4:28 AM

This guy could really use one, maybe even two nose jobs....

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by Anonymousreply 22March 14, 2018 4:37 AM

Supposedly the very hot dancer and Broadway I guess you could call him semi-star Harold Lang was a real love em and leave em heartbreaker.

L Bernstein said his ass was one of the wonders of the world and in the ballet Fancy Free Lang would jump onto a table with no preparation. Gore Vidal was a very good friend of his and asked why he was such a user, didn't care about people, and had no problem dumping people who he got to fall for him.

Lang said before he got a nose job he was pretty homely and couldn't get a break from anyone. The nose job transformed him and voila he was a Broadway cutie, very hot and so superficial everyone could just go fuck themselves.

Well anyway this was Vidal's story.

by Anonymousreply 23March 14, 2018 4:46 AM

R22=Joe Jackson

by Anonymousreply 24March 14, 2018 4:48 AM

Michael Jackson took the saying 'cutting off your nose to spite your face' literally.

by Anonymousreply 25March 14, 2018 5:05 AM

Why didn't a nose job change Michael Jackson's voice?

by Anonymousreply 26March 14, 2018 6:50 AM

The only reason Jennifer Greys nose job ruined her career was because she got it done after she became a household name. It’s actuslly a good job - had she gotten it done while she was still unknown like Blake lively it would have been a great move.

by Anonymousreply 27March 14, 2018 8:13 AM

But part of why Jennifer Grey became a star in the first place was the difference in her face, as compared to the relatively bland landscape of young actresses in the 80s.I don't think the post rhinoplasty Grey stood out, and that would have been a huge issue as a starlet.

by Anonymousreply 28March 14, 2018 2:51 PM

Lots of singers have had nose jobs if you look close enough and it didn't affect their voices.

Doris Day

Julie Andrews

Dean Martin

Vic Damone

Kiri Tekanawa

Anna Moffo

by Anonymousreply 29March 14, 2018 6:06 PM

Julie Andrews had a nose job? Proof?

But, I agree with some of the other posters. It is a sign of mental illness/OTT vanity. I like Gosling a lot less knowing he's had one, for instance. It certainly didn't add to his acting chops, Oscar nominated or not. I find him ridiculously bland and stiff as a board. Michael Jackson may just be the only one so far on this list I can "forgive," because he was still so uber-talented and seemed like a lovely soul.... just highly insecure about himself, as opposed to being a narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 30March 14, 2018 6:33 PM

Look very carefully at Andrew's nose tip in Cinderella. It's very slight but it's there. Beautiful work.

by Anonymousreply 31March 14, 2018 6:40 PM

A prominent nose is sexy. I like the way it looks.

by Anonymousreply 32March 14, 2018 8:04 PM

[R22] The Michael Jackson in that photo could fuck me within an inch of my life.

by Anonymousreply 33March 14, 2018 8:13 PM

R33 agree!

by Anonymousreply 34March 14, 2018 8:42 PM

Large prominent noses are quite sexy. I know more than a few women who agree too. Even the douche Damore in R12's pick is cute in his own way. Most rhinoplasties look bad, unless it's just "tip work".

by Anonymousreply 35March 14, 2018 9:20 PM

Don't forget me, one of DL's former faves! I think my schnozzola detracts from the luggage under my eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 36March 14, 2018 9:25 PM

Jack Kennedy Schlossberg

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by Anonymousreply 37March 14, 2018 9:35 PM

Salma Hayek

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by Anonymousreply 38March 15, 2018 12:48 AM
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