Best Pre-Anal Prep?

You need to empty your sigmoid colon not just your butt hole, newb. Then you need this. Trust.

Just why?

Despite DL queens' fixation on "douching" it's not necessary. Just take a good dump within a few hours of getting fucked.

And FF R1 for giving you dangerous advice.

The definitive, comprehensive, how-to guide.

My maleware software blocked whatever r1 linked to... fyi

Stealth scat thread. This is likely the same OP who keeps starting threads tangentially related to poo and farting.

F&F him.

And OP? Die in a grease fire. No one cares about your disgusting little fetish.

Freak.

Same question here. Always use an enema - but 50% of the time, there is still shit. It’s so embarrassing. I try not eating for many hours before, then 1-2 Fleet enemas - but can never seem to get it 100% guaranteed clean - or even 75%

R4 says to smash the shit down the shower drain with your toe

So r4 says that Fleet is basically useless in most cases- never knew that. I’ve wasted a ton of money - and my RiteAid clerk thinks I’m a ‘ho. Need to invest in a shower adapter it looks like.

Yeah, I think R4 is a joke. Shit in the shower??

OP's question is legit. He actually went out of his way not to be gross. Fuck off troll @R6.

Start the day before by downing some psyllium husk powder. That will firm things up nicely in your colon and make it much, much easier to clean out.

Then you need an enema bulb and some time. Getting it all out takes some repeated flushing. This is where the psyllium husk powder pays off for you. When you flush out with the bulb and you consistently get clear water coming out, you're PROBABLY done. Take a break. In 20 minutes or so, you'll know if you're done or there is still more to do.

You'll get there. And you'll take that cock with confidence! Good luck, OP!

But it is gross, Blanche. It is. And a lot of us are sick to death of all the ass/poo/farting/enema/anal sex threads as of late. That link in R4 is fucking nasty, and would only be palatable to someone with a poo/enema fetish.

Nasty ass freaks.

You bunch of sick fucks.

Ugh, no-one's going to help a top become a bottom.

And yet here you are trolling this "gross" thread R6/R13/R14.

How did I not know how time-consuming sex prep is supposed to be? Start the day before!?!? I don’t usually know if I’m having sex until like an hour before. I almost feel like I should never bottom again - unless I plan days in advance. That’s disheartening - almost makes me envy straight people.

When I was a young gayling, I never did any prep, and I can only think of two times I was dirty (most embarrassing moments of my life). Now I can’t imagine bottoming without douching, and it takes me about 6 flushes to get it clean.

R17 I was thinking the same thing. Is it worth all this trouble?

I mean, 6 enemas? He's not going to be drinking water from my rectum. I don"t even like to be rimmed.

You're a whore, darlin'

I hope he's using protection, and the correct size you, don't want a dirty rubber stuck way up your ass. You'll be the talk of the ER. If I were you, I'd pass.

I, too, as a young gayling didn't do anything to prep. And I got fucked all the time. Eventually, I gave it up. But a girl can fantasize, can't she?

Are we doing the daily eating bit again? Nobody tells me anything.

OP, stick to scotch on ice and black espresso. You'll never need an enema.

we have a shower shot in our locker-room style shower with an open trough instead of drain with a grate. And now both celibate, but colon cancer free!

I forgot that this link at r4 I posted had the guy "releasing" the water in the shower. Yeah, that is what the toilet is for. Ignore that part. Common sense on that (I hope) should avoid the problem there. You do not need a shower hose attachment that is in the link at r4 and it says that there too . You can just empty out a fleet.

I don't understand why anyone would ever use actual enemas or laxatives unless they were getting fucked / fisted by 50 guys all day. The link at r4 explains where in your digestive system the food is & when you need to clean / poo / eliminate via other means. That's why I like that link. It is very comprehensive. If you still have questions after reading it, you shouldn't be having sex.

R19 / OP - who the hell told you to do 6 enemas? You really shouldn't be having sex if you're this stupid. Sorry.

Will the "I can't handle any discussion of poo" queen go away? At least it's not a rimming thread (of 100s) with rimming GIFs popping up right as you scroll past the title, right?

And regarding "Vaseline" OP? You do know it breaks down latex condoms, correct? Or were you intending to bareback? If you do use this, rinse it off before you get fucked.

Oh I see the link says to "repeat 5 times" - that's overkill. I guess I am remembering something else because you repeat until the water doesn't have shit in it anymore. Don't keep going unnecessarily.

The last time I got fucked, it was not planned at all - this whole thing took 5 minutes....and that was 3-4 fleet bottles (OF WATER - NOT SALINE) up my ass. Normally I only need 1 or 2, but I was having loose BMs. That guy was hot too & pounded me good so those 5 minutes were worth it.

R18 mentioned the number 6.

I've never used a condom fucking him (I know I'm completely clean) so it only seems fair to let him BB me. For reasons I won't go into here, I'm sure he's clean too. (He's a super closeted bi with little male/male experience.)

Why are you using the term "clean" to refer to HIV- on a forum where there plenty of people with HIV.

I didn't think you were a troll before, but now it's pretty obvious.

Free of disease, then. No intention to offend.

OP, just ignore R27. Idiots scour they site looking for something to be offended by. It's a sign of the times.

Um, no it's obnoxious to use that term, r29. It's not a "sign of the times" to have some basic decency... maybe your complete disregard for such manners IS a sign of the times, however.

What does your grindr profile say, R29? "Whties Only! NO Fats OR Fems! If I wanted spice OR rice - I'd get takeout (NO ASIANS!), black only if hung, clean only, NO BOTTOMS."

Just guessing...was I right?

Oh and the ubiquitous "Discrete" [sic] of course.

Best pre-anal prep? No dairy. People smell cheese in you. I gave up dairy, no stink.

^^ and ..D&D Free!

D, D & D free, r33. Dairy, Drug and Disease free.

Damn OP, did you ever think your innocuous question would attract so many triggered trolls?

[quote]almost makes me envy straight people.

Speaking of which, maybe we should ask the resident mug-cradlers what they do to prepare every year when it’s “DH’s” birthday and they suffer through a little backdoor action for his sake....

Ladies?

"I'm sure he's clean."

Famous last words.

All this prep just makes you feel lousy and nervous. Just let the chips fall where they may, pardon the expression.

Fucking in the shower?

Light a dozen HIGHLY SCENTED candles on the sink, and turn the water on an get it, cowboy.

Aim the water so it hits just right, and you won't even need lube.

Ass Nasty!

Anal sex just isn’t that pleasure able for a lot of people. Even some bottoms like the idea of it but don’t actually enjoy it physically.

And of those who do like it, many of them only like for a minute or two.

Then comes all the pain and fissures and complications, who needs it.

R41 I think some people just need a top with a small dick if they really want to get pounded.

Or a hung guy who REALLY knows what he's doing

A hung guy who wants to pound you after 2 seconds is a recipe for disaster.

These bi / closet / married guys are typically the worst...especially if they're hung. They jam it in there like it's a vagina. I remember one of them doing that to me in the last year. He was "bi" and had very little experience with men, so he said. I told him to go slow... which apparenlty meant jamming 4" of the 8x6 monster in there all in one second. I flew off the bed onto the floor curled up in the fetal position in agony....and fanned myself for extra camp.

But seriously... big dick + experience or little dick.

Of course if your name is Dawson or Jack Macenroth this does not apply.

It doesn't take 6 enemas, but it does take at least 3. 1 or 2 isn't enough.

R42 has a point. Your chances of really enjoying this are slim considering you're inexperienced (as a bottom) and he's hung (and used to pounding away in a pussy). Since you're going to bareback use plenty of greasy lube, maybe Crisco instead of Vaseline.

I wouldn't irritate my was with any enemas just before sex. There's very little poop in the rectum except at the moment of defecation. Just be sure to go an hour or so before. I don't know much about glycerin suppositories but if that will give you a gentle BM go for it.

You need to impress upon your partner to be attentive to cues he's hurting you more than you can handle. I have a feeling you're trying to prove something and won't speak up when the pain gets too bad.

^^irritate my ass, not my was.

Damn autocorrect.

This site recommends Alpha Keri oil for an oil-based lube because it lacks friction. That might be a good thing if your tight little hole is about to be stretched to capacity.

Personally I like a little friction (and find oils messy) and so I second R45's recommendation of Crisco which also has the advantage of being cheap, natural, and unscented. You might start out with Crisco but have oil on hand if you need a slicker lube.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

There are so many hot/fun things to do sexually that don't involve needing to douche/do enemas/spend hours preparing/not eating/ask for gross advice online.

Kissing, body contact, mutual masturbation, frottage, sucking, getting sucked, hell--even rimming and fingering don't require the level of prep anal fucking does.

Anything that requires all that disgusting prep work and which still runs the risk of a disgusting accident, is must not fucking worth it.

I haven't done anal sex in years, and am perfectly content.

There should be an "inner knowing" for bottoms if you are "available" or not. Its not complicated. If you need 2-3 douches, change you frickin' diet!

r4, that is super cute

Wait a minute. You're routinely pounding out some bi guy who has very limited male/male experience , so how does he know all the intricacies of anal prep for bottoming? And he's super closeted and inexperienced, presumably because of a wife/girlfriend, but he lets you fuck him bareback? This story is starting to stink just like douche water, OP.

You are boring in bed, R48.

[quote]I flew off the bed onto the floor curled up in the fetal position in agony....and fanned myself for extra camp.

I laughed out loud at this.

What's with all the bitching about the information offered in this thread? The subject heading is "Best Pre-Anal Prep?" The Best. That's what was requested. No request for some half-assed slap-dash attempt at being ready. A lot of good information was offered by some experienced bottoms that will give OP the experience he seems to hope for.

If you don't want to bother, just go ahead and shit all over your boyfriend. OP asked for the best prep. And the information came.

ONLY the best

This huge cock obsession is going to generate huge sales for depends later in life.

I had a doctor tell me once to never put anything in your ears or your butt. Most docs won’t tell you that because it’s not pc.

Your doctor was homophobic!

Why do I suspect the anti-douching brigade overlaps heavily with the anti-grooming group?

Nothing wrong with a little prep work on either front. No one wants an anal accident or likes a penis and balls that look like a furry hedgehog.

Anal sex is fucking gross. This thread is proof.

Take psyllium husk the day before (or two) with each meal: It just completely cleans you out. When I use this method, there isn't even anything to wipe or douche out (I still douche anyway -- but the water always comes out crystal clear right from the start).

My bf doesn't even know what psyllium husk is -- he just refers to it as "bottom juice" (which actually sounds like something that probably comes out of these messy, "natural" bottoms).

R60, you sick fuck. No one wants to hear about that. Shut up.

fuck off, type some drivel on another thread, pansy-ass

Psyllium husk powder is a bottom's best friend.

I must have a sensitivity to psyllium, it made me shit all day at work, it was horrible.

I am really curious about long term effect of anal sex with big dicks, I have been told by NYC GI docs - with no agenda or homophobia - that my sphincter is getting loose. AND have been told and seen older gay guys who are incontinent due to heavy anal sex.

Any (much) eldergays able to share? 48 and scared I may have to give up my BBC addiction.

[quote] - with no agenda or homophobia - that my sphincter is getting loose. AND have been told and seen older gay guys who are incontinent due to heavy anal sex.

no such thing, you just made that up

Just do your ass kegels, R65.

Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze.

Sugar Free Haribou Gummy Bears and a shower

Agree with the psyllium husks. Also, a silicone hot water/enema bag from amazon . Hang on towel rack or back of door, lay comfortably on bathroom floor on some towels and try to retain a good amount of the warm water for 10-20 minutes. Add some pink himilayan salt for electrolytes or drink coconut water after, and voila all clean . There are lots of things online on how to do these . Never get sore or have an issue . Coconut oil helps lubricate down there if it’s needed.

slapping faces makes it all worthwhile

R66 - no I did not make it up. Unless you have some facts or useful information, you’re just furthering ignorance. You sound like some kind of AIDS denialist from 1982.

R67 - thank you for useful info. One of my GIs did recommend kegels. It seems odd that it actually is capable of strengthening - but I’m giving it a shot.

I’m scared of ending up like the old guys I’ve met who are wearing diapers - two of whom would always smell like literal shit. No judgment - but, like heart disease, if there is something that we can do in middle age to prevent or minimize risk, education and information (and not blind denial) are appreciated.

How do you deal with hemmorhoids?

you don't get them, eat better and don't strain

Yeah - hemmorhoids are a problem. Despite a very healthy diet, I get bleeding internal hemmorhoids which are scary as shit. You never know if it’s a sign of cancer - or relatively innocuous hemmorhoids. I have also been told bidet type cleaning after bowel movements are important - it does seem to help. And minimize sitting.

You don't need a bidet, R74. Just transition to the family cloth system.

you need a transition to female

Wouldn't you avoid anal altogether with hemorrhoids?

My bottom only needs about 5 to 10 minutes to flush out his hole with a shower attachment. Then I pound him relentlessly for an hour or so without any mess except for the load I put in his colon.

I hope that future evolution of humans will grow an extra hole for men just for fucking.

I am a bottom with hemmorhoids. My husband demands anal.

OP here. No, I haven't done it yet but soon. I'm waiting for an opportunity when my friend can spend the entire might.

I have a question. I've been watching videos where bottoms are struggling to take a too-big cock. Often the top or the director tells the bottom to arch his back and put his butt more in the air. What does this do and how does it help?

^^night, though his entire might will work, too.

OP/R81, if his cock is big, then push as if you're taking a dump. It relaxes your sphincter muscles which is exactly what you want.

It's really all in your head. Even the 'stretch.' If you relax and go with him penetrating you, there will be no resistance, and it will be good for you both. If you can't relax and go with it, then the resistance you've retained will strongly work against you both.

Good grief.

R4 's posted photo makes me wonder when guys are fisting up to the elbow, what kind of havoc does it cause to the intestines.

My hemmorhoids are better after I get plowed. Lots of lube.

It all sounds like a real pain in the ass.