Teri Hatcher "Desperate For Cash’ & Living In A Van"

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Lip Stick Alley!! Yeah!!!

Love it!

The patriarchal hegemony is trying to silence Teri's message.

She seems kinda crazy, but she would've had to gone through money at astounding rate to have blown the money she made on Desperate Housewives that quickly. Plus she's worked some afterwards.

BREAKING : Terri Hatcher pregnant with Ryan Seacrests love child following passionate fling after the SAG awards.....

she was on the local news this morning.

She should admit it and try to get some work.

She's doing a Youtube series? Sounds like she's broke! If you had money, would you do a Youtube series?

R7 She has been working. She's had recurring roles on several shows (Jane by Design, The Odd Couple, and Supergirl), plus few low profile movies and voiceover work since Desperate Housewives. She shouldn't be broke.

Look at her resume. The woman works consistently. She has to be rich as hell. What a ridiculous story.

Unless she's spending it on something.

She was probably just taking a small trip in her van and it exploded into a tabloid story.

Is it a van down by the side of the river?

See? We don't have stars anymore!

[quote]She was probably just taking a small trip in her van and it exploded into a tabloid story

No. She's doing a Youtube series called Van Therapy

I used to hang out with Hatcher's next door neighbor. Her house is huge. A lot of celebs live in that area. Lea Thompson has a ranch type property on the same street.

She reportedly made $325,000 per episode of DH during its last season (23 episodes were made that season). The season before that, she made $275,000 an episode. She made a huge amount of money on that show alone.

She’s worth $50 mil according to Celebrity Net Worth.

Did Ryan Seacrest Out kill her job chances when he forcefully kissed her for publicity?

This is how it begins

She couldn't even afford a trailer?

R8 it could be for the YouTube paid/ streaming service

She recently said she would do a DH revival as soon as the chance presents itself

I don't think it will ever happen. I'm sure they'd all like to still be collecting those big paychecks and getting a lot of attention and perks. That's what they get for screwing over Nicollette.

[quote] She recently said she would do a DH revival as soon as the chance presents itself

Yes it would have been better with Nicole included.

Teri Hatcher is livin in a van down by the river eating government cheese.

That's 𝘨𝘶𝘣𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦.

Teri Hatcher is The Lady In The Van.

When's the last time she worked?

[quote]She recently said she would do a DH revival as soon as the chance presents itself

Do we really need a reboot of Golden Girls?

I blame DH for all of the "real housewives" series. Had it not been for that show, none of those would have ever gotten started.

She could play Lisa Vanderpump in real houswives

Lets' be honest, she has spent a lot of money on plastic surgery

Teri Hatcher Denies Star Magazine Report That She Is Broke and Homeless

She owns an extra house that she rents out for $25,000 a month

She’s the only American celebrity on Channel 4’s Stand Up 2 Cancer/Great British Bake Off limited series in the UK. Didn’t notice on the trailer if she gets out of a van though from the way she looks she could’ve slept in one.

She’s done Smallville, Supergirl, lots of recurring TV roles, had the starring voice role in Coraline and other animated movies. She works constantly, particularly for an older actress who banked a fortune from a huge hit series. This is one of the most ridiculous faux ‘scandals’ I’ve seen. If she didn’t orchestrate it herself for some media attention, then it’s really inexplicable because it’s just plain goofy.

Nicolette Sheridan said that Teri is going to star as Susan Boyle in her life story,

It can happen. See "Joey Lawrence is Bankrupt" thread.

ROFLMAO!

That is such a lazy-ass story. Radar has taken it down.

Her face actually looks better now than it did on Desperate Housewives, with all the excessive Botox, fillers, etc. Less money to spend on procedures would be great for her skin.

And just so you bitches know: they're real and they're SPECTACULAR!!!!!

Radar is the most junk website that claims to be legit.

What was her last job ? coraline?

R42 Supergirl is the last I saw. Reunited with Dean Cain. I’m not sure why everyone hates her so much. Sometimes her characters are a little too treacly but usually I find her charming.

She's doing a series on YouTube that revolves around her traveling to various locales in a van.

Right. In a perfectly restored vintage VW bus. With makeup on and probably $2,000 sunglasses. The world is getting sicker by the day.

Recent photo of Hatcher appears to confirm the rumors are true.

[quote]What was her last job ? coraline?

I LOVE Coraline. Such a well made movie, I can watch it over and over again. And all of the voiceover work is excellent, including Hatcher's.

R30 I've often wondered if Marc Cherry resents Andy Cohen for stealing his thunder and housewife franchise. Now most people think of the reality show than Cherry's when they hear/use the phrase 'housewife' in popular culture.

R18 Her hair is so cute in this pic!! Nicole, Sandra, Babs and Madonna and all the other aging ladies with stick straight hair and middle parts should all take notes.

r47, I love Coraline too. My bf and I saw it in the theater when it came out and despite reviews calling it a dark horror movie unsuitable for young children, the theater was packed with toddlers who all started freaking out and crying that it was too scary. We laughed as family after family had to get up and leave. Dumbass parents.

Op she already said it was for a show she is producing

Teri Hatcher's Secret Love Child with US President Donald Trump - 16 and at an exclusive Swiss boarding school, is a dead wringer for Trump "yet attractive and intelligent" claims Gulf Oil prince, whose son is best friends with the boy.

How is Teri doing? Does he have a hot homeless blond surfer lover in her van?

These VW vans are incredibly expensive. If she was broke and living in a van, she would probably get something bigger and more comfortable. Matthew McConaughey also loved yo live in a trailer.

I still want to see Hatcher, Heigl and Dunaway star in a tv series. Chevy Chase could be in it too.

Bah. She got to fuck Jon Tenney for nine years and she threw it all away.

R56 She claimed they almost never had sex because she was traumatized by her sexual abuse.

I also recall an interview she gave during her Desperate Housewives days where she came off as bitter than her had to pay him alimony.

My favorite Bon Jovi song.

Was the van down by the river?

At least she didn't get fat like Dean Cain.