Madonna Gave Hand Job to Timothée Chalamet

Madonna already admitted to being a pedophile in her Sex book.

It's obviously Alice Brady and Mortimer Snerd.

Brady always had a thing about morning wood.

[quote]Apparently she also reminded him of it the other night in front of a group of people who also found it disturbing.

His mother. And anyone with taste.

Is he hard up for money? What would he benefit from having her jerk him off, when her hairy daughter is more than willing.

There was another BI that said that Leo Di Caprio or Bradley Cooper had been hitting on Timothée non-stop during that party. I suppose Madonna won't be seeing him again soon.

[quote]What would he benefit from having her jerk him off

Bragging rights? At the time, he probably thought it would be his biggest brush with fame.

Imagine looking down at those liver-spotted talons gripping your meat. If he stayed hard it was only because she roofed him with Viagra.

r5 I don't see people of their celebrity status being so sloppy that they would hit on him at a party full of press. Wouldn't it be more like they get his number or something?

I think it would be smart for him to put out now if he is spreading the bussy. He doesn't look like the type to age well.

Hate to say it but, I believe it. I guarantee she is jealous of "it being Lourdes' turn and all". (Loosely quoting Shirley MacClaine in Postcards From The Edge.)

With these claws??!

Where was Armie?!? He was supposed to be keeping an eye on Timotheé!

Obviously made up BI. But still amusing to think about.

CDAN is the biggest load of bullshit on the Internet.

Does this mean Janet gave him a free meal card for Baja Fresh?

This sounds like something that slut from the Valley Brooke Logan would do.

Forrester

R1, even though I don’t believe a word of this blind, please allow me to point out that anyone giving an ADULT a handjob is not a pedo. TC has been a legal adult for 4 years now.

He wasn´t an adult when he was with Lourdes.

Not surprised at all that she would do this. She’s a disgusting slag.

Here's another close up of her hand--what young man would not want to have this elegant appendage grasped around his silky member, stroking it to satisfaction?

Keep up, r17. He was in HS when he dated Lourdes.

R1 that essay displays Madonna's two most defining characteristics: sleazy and pretentious (notice she couldn't help but drop that book title in there).

Why am I not surprised ?

OP, this is a CDAN story. Take it to Nifty.

I expected as much from Madonna, but not from Timmy...I'm so very disappointed.

As long as she refrained from calling him Madonna...

Madonna is a word I wish we could ban, Muriel.

How did the Puerto Rican virgin give Madonna crabs?

"He got them at a movie theater. Or the bus."

Lol. Not necessarily a sex bug. Sort of like lice? I haven’t thought of these things in many years.

Must she have everybody?

[quote]There was another BI that said that Leo Di Caprio or Bradley Cooper had been hitting on Timothée non-stop during that party. I suppose Madonna won't be seeing him again soon.

Madge is a chickenhawk!

R5 link or name the site it was on please

Sure R34. It's called www.DLidiotswilllovethis.com

Anyone with any sense knows the story at r1 is just some sad "edgy" shit she made up for the book.

And CDAN has been catering so hard to gullible, conspiracy-minded Trumpsters lately that I'm starting to think our alt-right trolls are responsible for the flood of posts about them.

Not that she's not gross and inappropriate, but I wouldn't trust CDAN to tell the truth.

Why is that story so hard to believe? I guarantee she’s been trying to bang Rocco’s friends, too.

Some of you must think that the "disclaimer" on CDAN's site is something more than a "plausible deniability" legal "out" to forestall lawsuits.

This is not hard to believe since he has said that they all partyed together. They were likely drunk or high and he never thought she would be so classless as to mention it in public.

I believe it. And it’s one of the few interesting choices Madonna has made.

How big is Timmy, btw? I suspect she wouldn’t tolerate tiny meat.

Lol at this nonsense and all that believe it. Day after the Oscars and suddenly there are TWO CDaN blinds about Tim. Yeah, that’s not driving web traffic to the site at all.

There were 2 blinds about him before he even was nominated though, both of them suggesting that he's in a relationship with Ansel Elgort, of all people. It would be hard for me to come up with two young actors who ping less than they do.

Hoping for the video.

You’re unfamiliar with Lucas Hedges r42?

Lucas pings to high heaven, of course R44 Timmy and Ansel don't ping to me at all.

ROFL @ all you guys who believe that crap. Enty is full of BS.

He probably put the tip in.

It’s just like Hedwig and Tommy Gnosis.

Sorry r42, I misread you

That story was about Marian or Janet Jackson.

Was Rocco jealous?

Stuff always comes out about Oscar nominees after awards season. Their PR people work overtime to keep things under wraps. Remember all the stuff that came out about Leto and Casey? Timmy is not as innocent as he appears, he's been on his own since 17 trying to make it in the business.

I can't believe there are people who take this shit seriously, especially after the number of times CDAN has been called out for fabrication. Do you really just believe everything you hear without questioning? If so, I wonder if you would be interested in buying some magic beans?

Lourdes is much hotter than Madonna. I would much rather get a hand job from Lourdes than the modern day version of Mae West!

What straight boy wouldn’t want a hand job from the world’s most famous MILF?

Deary she's a GILF now not a MILF.......

I like to think mama and daughter spitroasted our Timmy.

I believe it, and I believe that Lourdes was there.

And Madonna she gave her "blowjob lessons," just like stereotypical MILF porn, and then...

If anyone were destined to write the lesbian sequel to Mackenzie Phillips' incest autobiography, it is Lourdes Leon.

So sad ,desperate and disgusting if real.

Did she finger his hole too?

I hope this becomes a Nifty story. Or a Lifetime movie.

I love this story.

The porn film title will be: GILF Faded Stars/Blow Job Lessons.

Clearly Madge is writing her own ESTs and sending them to CDAN. She's simply hitching her gypsy wagon to the hottest young thang and trying desperately to retain some vulgar currency with the youngsters. I imagine the French faun's peen would have turned in on itself if those talons came anywhere near him.

R1, This shit again. It's a passage from the Sex book, written by "Dita," the persona Madge adopted for the book.

"Persona, in literature, the person who is understood to be speaking (or thinking or writing) a particular work. The persona is almost invariably distinct from the author; it is the voice chosen by the author for a particular artistic purpose." (Britannica)

R54 as it happens he didn't have to choose — he got it from both of them