Stormy Daniels' Attorney: He's Fucking Hot!

Looks like the best case scenario of Channing Tatum, 10-15 years from now.

Im glad someone else noticed OP.....

OP, I think you made a mistake in posting. Can you please post a picture of the hot guy?

BDF!

He looks better live. Nice strong bone structure. Speaks well; seems to take real joy in taking on Trump.

If you see him on TV he exudes "Throw A Mean Fuck" face

I want to feel him deeply inside me.

Well, de gustibus non est disputandum.

I prefer his twitter picture.

Where?

He’s his biggest fan. That’s such a turnoff.

I'm all for it, if it brings down Rumpy

He’s fucking NOT.

He exudes alpha male. I bet he could fuck you so hard you'd fall into a coma.Give me him over some pretty,shaved twink ANY day.

[quote] He is also a professional race car driver,

He’s live right now on MSNBC

They just said that Stormy Daniels attorney will be on The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell tonight.

He'll be on Lawrence in a bit. I'll decide what I think of him then.

This is a troll thread, right?

Troll thread? This is DL, where people drool over Gary Cohn and serial killers. There's a lid for every pot!

Thanks, OP, I was going to mention him on the original thread. I looked him up and he looked bad with the hair. The shaved look is much better on him.

I'd love to be Anderson Cooper on CNN sitting between this guy and NYT's Matthew Rosenberg.

I'm already lubing up!

I wonder if he and Stormy have a barter system for payment.

I was going to say, he's probably fucking her.

I was just searching to see if there was a thread on this...

Watching this interview I believe that Stormy does/did have pictures.

R22, is coopie into DP?

Not my type but he looks better on The Last Word right now than in OP's picture. I can understand how some might find him attractive.

At the Gridiron Club Dinner Saturday night Trump joked.

[quote] “Now the question everyone keeps asking is, ‘Who’s going to be the next to leave? Steve Miller or Melania?’”

I wouldn't be surprised if after school is out Melania and Barron head back to NYC.

Fucking Hot - no.

Reasonably attractive - sure, I'd accept a date with him to see if there was chemistry.

A butterface - also, no.

Yeah, he’s attractive and he has a strong presence.

Is he white-adjacent?

I just tuned into Lawrence O'Donnell and saw him for the first time ever in my life, then thought, "hmm, fuckable..." Lo and behold, of course, DL had already started a thread on him.

Never to dissapoint, and always way ahead of the curve - THANKS, DATALOUNGE!!

R29 I would have posted the CNN video but it wasn't available that. That pic was the best I could find.

When I saw him on The Today Show I was like DAMN. Agree, that the OP’s pic doesn’t do him justice. He’s just a hot piece. You just KNOW he throws a mean fuck. Giant, giant dick.

Very fuck- a-licious. Yum.

Hair.

Not.

Here's video just released:

Shaved.

Hot.

Video:

He may of been hot 20 years ago, but now he has entered old fart territory.

Count me in as another Avenatti fan who did a search to see if there was already a thread on him.

A DL fave is born! It will be a delight watching him go after Trump.

Totally hot. Looks great in a jockstrap.

He’s hot and looks like he has a good body.

You know he’s fucked Stormy

Yeah, well, he didn't give you all what I did! Don't forget about me!

[quote] I was going to say, he's probably fucking her

They aren't fucking. He's her lawyer. She probably just blows him from time to time

Looks kinda like Geffen. Thanks, but no thanks, eh?

paternity information. images. this could be good if she has dick pics and knowledge of an illegitimate child.

I agree with r31. It's also a good thing he shaved his head. One of the few white guys that can pull it off.

If I were to make a movie about him, I'd cast Walton Goggins with a shaved head.

Bet you he fucked her and there's a sex tape.

I would much prefer to hit the sheets with Michael Cohen, Trump's attorney.

Can a lawyer be fired or disbarred for sleeping with his/her client while on a case? The lawyer in The Night Of got fired for just a kiss...

I hope this hot DILF waits until after the case is completed before bedding her.

...Or better yet just skip bedding her entirely and fuck me silly instead.

R49 You're right. Here he is on 60 Minutes from just a few years ago. Not so hot...

A red faced, roidy daddy.

Never date an attorney. They never admit when they are wrong.

If he is fucking Stormy, she will sue him later on for sexual harassment.

is he mixed with Blac Chyna? Yum

He’s hot, very sexy.

Wait and see.

Avenatti's TV career will be made from this. He will soon become a talking head on CNN or MSNBC, and eventually have his own show.

I'd sniff his hole, which should be immaculate, since he is a nice Italian boy

Oh yes, hot and trying to destroy trump? He could have me easy

I would LOVE to be the filler in this sandwich!

Thank you R63 I could watch the two of them all day. Who tops?

Stormy is pretty great herself. I laughed out loud at work at this

Seeing that everyone assumes he’s straight and fucking Stormy, I take that to mean there are no gay rumors?

r41, "He may of been...."

Oh,

Mr. Avenatti will be visiting Ari's show tonight at 6!

Another interview will he will be opposite another hot guy!

He's on AC360 again right now. Hot.

Can I purchase his worn socks?

He and stormy should make a porn together!

He is going to be busy for a while. "Avenatti just confirmed 6 other women have approached him to Anderson Cooper. "

That would be hot @R72

He and Anderson should make a porn together.

I wonder what AC had to do to get all these exclusives?

He makes me moist as a snack cake!

He seems like he gives a hard pounding

Pound me, Bro!

Meester Attorney, givink mee call, i'm good at signink agreements. Workink something out nice for you.

I want him to sit on my face right now!

White-adjacent? I get a little Bit Diesel-ish vide from him

Remember, Sicilians are part eggplant.

Feets! Must see feets!

his body sucks.....

Dianetics? Is he a clam??? That would be a dealbreaker.

That's the type of bod that likes to watch the game and drink a beer while you blow him, r84.

He races at Le Mans. Finished 7th in 2016.

His Twitter.

Brilliant. First in his law class at GWU. Good Democrat!

He has had a successful career and is good at his job. He and stormy have been relentless trying to squeeze of this NDA. And by trying to hurt Trump he is doing the lords work

Is he married, single?

r84, I don't know about MA's physique, but as a race-car driver at the 24-hours of Le Mans, he's no slouch there. Also,the other guy in that photo is amateurishly Photo-shopped in, so I would bet the books are, as well.

r91, This looks like it might be about his 2017 divorce:

So he is free to be mine!

Perfect guy. Sucessful, handsome, driven, liberal

Ari just said he is a Hollywood lawyer and that this is the perfect lawyer against Trump because he will do everything to bring the public opinion (Donald's weakness) into the case.

I need to see him in a jockstrap. Real bad.

I need to inspect his no no hole

Damn. I just read that he recently got divorced. I guess that answers that question.

I think he's incredibly sexy but the hotness really comes through when seeing him on TV in action, talking and responding to questions. Much more so than in any still photos.

He has a directness, drive and integrity that are very appealing, especially in these dark times. I'm certain he'll go on to a big TV talking head career after this is all over.

Looks like he can throw a hard fuck.

Big Italian sausage.

R99 nails it!

His wife divorced him claiming that his dick was too big to get it in.

He's smart. He's smoking hot. He's a Hollywood lawyer and that is exactly the kind of street-brawler needed to take on Trump and Cohen. (The D.C. nerds are clueless about Trump. They worry about all the things he is not and have no clue about all the horrible things he is. Avenatti knows Hollywood, so he knows horrible.)

I'd fuck him. But I bet the man is insufferable.

That's not true, R56!

I object! Assumes a fact not in evidence!

I would make him soooooo happy

I got really turned on watching him too. Reminded me of a lawyer I used to hook up with when I was in my early tweties. He was older and just took control of me. It was intense and hot as fuck.

I agree with whoever said hes much hotter in action. I just watched a few of his interviews and he's got my mussy writhing and dripping with a truly primal lust !

R106 I suspect he would make YOU so happy. He'd probably be looking at his watch the entire time.

(No offense, R106. I feel the same way. We just can't be in denial about these things). :):)

I would like to see him and Clint Watts engage in receptive anal intercourse for 2 hours and 47 minutes

the repeat of his appearance is on AC360 right now

And my God what a handsome profile.

Look at the amusement in his face, beyond beautiful.

He was on the Last Word tonight with Ari Melber. He said that Trump's team is playing tic-tac-toe while he's playing 3d chess. The more I see of him, the more I love him. And I'll second R110, except I'd like to be the filling in that sandwich!

Has she offered to pay him with sex because that’s what I’d do.

But first you had vaginal intercourse with Trump.

Think, my childen, THINK. MA is really building up this case, and most particularly her interview on 60 Min. Supposedly in her interview there is a big reveal. Some say part of the reveal is unprotected sex. Ok, yes, that’s horrifying for many reasons. But what could cause your horror and shock to double?!?!? I think I have it. Either, an abortion and proof that he wanted it and paid for it. OR, her 7 year old daughter is his!! Is he her baby daddy??? Lolol, I actually think one or both of those scenarios will finally peel off between 7 to 15% of his base. You heard it on DL first!

R117 Prurient but not impeachable. Not to say that you may not be right in your predictions, but I am FAR more interested in where the pay-offs came from, who did it, and when.

Something I find funny is that Anderson Cooper did the 60 Minutes interview with Stormy two weeks ago. Yet there he is on his own CNN show hosting a panel where they're all speculating what the secret could be. And he fucking knows!!!

You think maybe they beg him to tell them during the commercial break?

[quote]I think I have it. Either, an abortion and proof that he wanted it and paid for it. OR, her 7 year old daughter is his!!

As much as I'd love this scenario, the attorney said quite clearly this week there were no paternity issues whatsoever in this case.

R116 Ewwwwwww

Here's the clip.

R122 that slimy bitch who claims to be cohens attorney is too funny. Stormy’s guy tore him a new asshole. And the first one I’m sure was gross enough.

How tall is he?

I'd like him to be at least 6'2", OR shorter than 5'8".

You're in luck darling, I think he's about 5'8". I've seen him for years on local tv. He looks much better now. You know it must drive Trump crazy that Stormy has this great- looking, smart lawyer and he's stuck with that Humpty Dumpty ambulance chaser, in an orange tie.

R125 Haha. I thought the same thing when watching the interview, especially the orange tie. I would have loved if Avenatti had turned to him and said something like, "You're even dumber than your tie is ugly. And that's a really ugly tie!"

Avenatti has you boys thirsty omg. He is very handsome though.

Did you all notice the smirking and eye-rolling shared by Avenatti and Anderson whenever the doofus in the orange neck tie talked?

I'll bet Anderson was as moist as a snack cake

I bet he is a hard, frantic lay

Avenatti is [bold]DADDY AF[/bold].

Odd, because he isn't nearly as hot in his earlier photos.

I'd very much like to see him without all of his clothes.

He's not just a pretty face. Top of his law class. He worked at O'Melveny & Myers. One of the most prestigious law firms in the world.

If he was smart he'd be banging Stormy while making Trump and his cronies look like fools.

Posters like R134 keep writing that. Stormy might have been hot in a very cheap way 10 years ago when Trump did her, but someone as smart and as hot as Avenatti could have any woman or man he wanted. If he's into women, he can do far better than Stormy, (and probably is).

He also strikes me as being very ethical, strategic, and extremely careful. He wouldn't be where he is, otherwise. He wouldn't risk fucking a client, certainly not a porn star.

Avenatti possesses fantastic facial bone structure and great skin.

Yes, he's hot, but at this point he's also overexposed with his numerous television appearances.

A rare man that went from not so hot with hair to hot without hair.

He worked for Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden... I guess we know who's footing the bill for Stormy.

No, R137, he's not exposed enough.

I was looking at some older photos of him, and he seemed to have a more prominent chin. Either he's lost weight or had some kind of reduction. In any case, that's great bone structure.

r6 I love it and I know what you mean!

R140 for the win!

Kudos to Anderson on being able to moderate that discussion. I'd be way too distracted.

He's sued trump before but had to sign an NDA about the outcome of the case

Apparently he was on The Apprentice about 10 years ago. Anybody know the details?

Yes, he's hot, but he comes off as a class A shyster ambulance chaser in interviews.

[quote] Apparently he was on The Apprentice about 10 years ago.

Link, please or it never happened.

R146, If that is true and Team Trump has the proof, then they should release it after 60 Minutes airs to combat and deflate the post-interview coverage.

I wonder if Michael will appear tonight in any part of Stormy's interview?

He is working for Stormy pro boner.

R148 I was wrong. I misread the link. He sued The Apprentice on behalf of a client who claimed they stole his story for a season plot line. Makes it more interesting, he's tangled with Trump before.

Frequent MSNBC guest Jonathan Turley was a law professor for both Michael Avenatti and Kellyanne Conway. Although I am guessing not at the same time because Kellyanne Conway is four years older.

I want him very badly. But just sexually. People like him are the worst to try a relationship with

Total Alpha top, who's not afraid to take on Trump and his third-rate minions.

Love him!

He's scheduled to be on "The View" this morning, where one of those bitches will bring up the fact that social media has declared him hot.

Michael already knows r156. People like him google themselves constantly

[quote]He worked for Rahm Emanuel and Joe Biden... I guess we know who's footing the bill for Stormy.

What’s your point, R139?

Shit stirring freeper cunt fuck.

I want to see Michael Avenatti in a Speedo. I'm not the biggest fan of Speedos, but they seem to be perfect for this guy. And he is the perfect man to show off a Speedo to excellent effect.

Will the crew have to wipe down Joy's chair during commercial breaks? He seems her type.

How does he find time to fuck with all the media he's been doing lately?

Anderson and Mika have been meeting his needs R161

Michael was profiled in Politico today. He knows he is a thirst trap!

I'll bet he has a nice no-no

Great fight with Cohen's attorney on Anderson Cooper 360 tonight. Michael really is so hot.

My goodness.....there still going at it! Love that Avenatti!!

Avenatti should donate semen and save the world.

Now Jeffrey Toobin has joined Michael and Anderson with the smirking and eye-rolling of Cohen's lawyer.

Delightful!

Cohen's lawyer is a total goofball. How many times did he say "galvanic skin response"?

Avenatti can get it!

Absolutely R170!

He looks like one of those guys who has a huge cock, one that's as thick at the tip as it is at the base.....an expert hole rammer.

R153 Kellyanne is only 4 years older than Michael Avenatti? Jesus! She looks like his mom!

. Well, it's the Italian mystique, isn't it...we are all drawn to it!

[quote]I want to see Michael Avenatti in a Speedo.

I'd prefer a jockstrap myself.

He is on Lawrence O'Donnel in a few

[quote] I'd prefer a jockstrap myself.

Yeah, overstuffed jock with big daddy meat inside....sign me up

R151, quite brilliant.

I think part of MA's appeal is the voice. It has a kind of urgency that one can imagine being expressed in various contexts. ..

I said this on another thread.

Sex with him probably would be amazing. I wouldn't want to date him -- he seems that he would be the type to order for you in a restaurant.

I hope he doesnt shave his junk. I love the idea of a thick bush and hairy balls to go with all that testosterone ! Either he's a great actor,or there really is something she has thats going to blow up the internet.

Mike epitomizes alpha male. That's what we are drawn to

O'Donnell is so into this because of his own history with Trump. He relishes in cutting Cheeto and his people down to size.

Avenatti's media blitz is probably trying to provoke some kind of public outburst from Cheeto's side that will win the case for Stormy by its sheer outrageousness.

He's the kind that could pick you up and fuck a load into you standing up, walking you around on his cock.

You'd have to be like 5'5", r183. He's only about 5'8". Shorty.

I was thinking he might be, lots of race car drivers are.

I wish him good luck with the divorce/custody situation. There's some other details you can find online about it and it sounds like it has been messy.

You heard it hear first: Avenatti for President - but I'll say, hmm..hmmm.. 2032.

Having a last name that sounds like an Italian sports car is pretty sexy too.

He has my vote!

Cut or uncut?

Uncut

Cut. He likes things to be neat.

[r108] I laughed out loud reading your comment.

Thanks!

r193, do I get any credit for being the original poster who said he looked better in action?

[quote]I want to see Michael Avenatti in a Speedo.

I'd prefer a thong.

How much tail has he gotten since he started these regular TV appearances?

Avenatti should run for office. I'd love him in Congress.

You'd love to have congress with him.

He said there are other women.

His 15 minutes are winding down, evidenced by his appearance later this week on The Rachael Ray Show, sharing his grandmother's lasagna recipe.

[quote]Hair.

[quote]Not.

I mean...that's a CLEARLY an old photo. He doesn't look like that now. What's your point?

[r194] Indeed you do.

I watched his interview with Trump's lawyer's lawyer on CNN, he's got a bit of Milo Ventimiglia lip going on as well...

My favorite part of the clip, posted below, starts at about 8:50 in, when Avenatti starts antagonizing Michael Cohen's scumbag lawyer, yelling "Thug, thug..."

And moderator Jeffrey Toobin, sitting in the middle, is laughing and looking like he's having the time of his life.

He was just on AC360 again, hot as ever. They might as well just give him his own CNN coffee cup; he's on every night or so. Not that that is a bad thing.

Something I believe that, if true, is funny/ironic: Avenatti's smarts, bluster, wit, the way he dresses and presents himself. You know Trump is dying to hire him. Perhaps that's another reason Trump has stayed silent, he's hoping someday he can get Avenatti to work for him.

I want to see Avenatti's arm pits. It's just so unfair that every time he shows up on TV, he's wearing a shirt.

R206 I think we all would. Just an inch of naked skin. lol

But for his sake, I hope he doesn't. For years he's been a very successful and well-connected lawyer, but now his career/exposure is on the verge of catapulting him to super-stardom. For his sake, I want him to stay on the path he's on: righteous but not self-righteous. Continue to promote his clients, but not himself, (at least overtly), I could go on.

If he were to start taking his clothes off and making it about himself, he'd soon become just another self-promoting narcissist to add to the very long list.

Not to say he probably isn't that, I for one just don't want to know about it.

Married? Girlfriend? Kids? He looks like an OCD neat freak. And he's probably a little guy because he's a race car driver and they're tiny and have strict diets to keep their weight down. I'd guess he's under 5'6.

IMDB says he’s 6’.

No, r146, he wasn't.

Pay attention, r208. I already linked to his divorce action (r92).

And, r208, race cars aren't jockeys, and Avenatti wasn't even F1. Lewis Hamilton, e.g., is 5'9", same as Kimi Raikkonen and Sebastian Vettel. Jenson Button is 6 feet tall.

Just another self-promoting narcissist?

Well, he does reside in Los Angeles, R207.

[quote]Just another self-promoting narcissist?

DEFINITELY that. He’s smarmy as AF. Lucky for him, he’s also hot AF so he's not quite as repulsive as he should be.

He's on CNN's New Day, sitting on a chair. Looks like he's wearing size 12 shoes. Hmmm.

He's delicious. I want to lick him all over and bit him on his cute little ass.

After seeing Mr. Avenatti everyday for 2 weeks it's hard facing TV without him.

He was just on AC360 happy as can be with the president's idiotic pronouncement today. The man has an impressive jaw line.

He's one of the rare white guys that look great with no hair.

He makes solid, well formed bms

It's a really good movie, but your friend is right, [R1], that wedding scene is deadly and just goes on and on and on. All of the stuff in Vietnam is intense.

R220, Say what?

I'm not certain, but I think R220 was talking about The Deer Hunter???

Yeah, sorry...meant for The Deer Hunter thread. Although I'm sure Michael Avenatti would have been intense in both The Deer Hunter and Vietnam as well.

He knocked it out of the park again this morning on AM Joy. Damn, he's a MAN.

He's down to Saturday morning appearances on MSNBC?

One trick pony way past his sell by date.

His latest "tactic" of threatening to reveal something awful about Trump is straight of the bullshitter/con artists handbook. All talk and no action.

By Memorial Day, people will be going "who the fuck is Michael Avenatti?"

He could have me even then r226

R226, By the 4th of July, he'll have a Rentmen profile.

Let's hope R228 is correct!!!

I'm assuming R226 is a troll but I'm responding anyway. Even if his tactics are bullshit, (which I personally don't believe), it's very important for him to continue making appearances on any show that gives him airtime, (and Morning Joy is hardly second string). Too many stories that show far greater corruption and could have been far more damaging have lost traction. The fact this story hasn't died yet is driving Trump crazy, and could actually beat Mueller's Probe by bringing impeachment charges. Any other presidency in any other year, impeachment proceedings would have already started, (in regards to the campaign finance laws).

At the very least, enough evidence has been revealed to guarantee Michael Cohen's disbarment, if not a possible jail sentence and Yuuuge fine.

I guess the Avenatti naysayers can suck it up as today the FBI broke into Michael Cohen's office and hotel room and confiscated all of his files.

Can you just imagine how much is potentially incriminating there that goes beyond the Stormy Daniels affair?

Avenatti is on MSNBC right now.

CNN forgot his phone # pretty quick, lol.

I get hard as a rock everytime he comes on

He might be into role play.

I don't think I've ever seen a more impressive performance by an attorney with a "celebrity case." He'll also be able to play himself in the inevitable movie.

He can sit on my face after driving laps!

[quote]He's down to Saturday morning appearances on MSNBC?

Listen...it’d be awesome if he was down to solo scenes on 40+ websites.

Avenatti should get the Presidential Medal of Freedom for the way he's gone after Spanky.

And he should get some solo vids online, fast.

Honest question: Do you think Avenatti's probing was responsible for the FBI invading Wolf's premises?

Probably more Stormy going public (which Avenatti helped her do safely) more than anything R240. Cohen's verbal stumbling trying to defend himself is what made it clear the payment was likely with campaign money

Thanks, r241. I said Wolf but I meant Cohen!

R230 here. I think yesterday my post was validated.

Indeed it was R243. The naysayers have been proven wrong. Judges don't approve confiscation of privileged material lightly.

Stormy is cooperating with the feds

Michael taking a victory lap

^^ and once again, choosing the career of "Adult Film Actress" is becoming more respectful than becoming POTUS.

I would like to sniff him all over

LOL I love how Michael Avenatti ends his tweets with #basta (enough).

Is #basta an Italian word too? Or is he using it in the Spanish sense which means enough?

I'm sorry, not a hot daddy

He's going to be on AC360 this hour.

I'm suddenly in the mood for cannoli

"It's hard facing TV without him."

It's even harder facing TV with him.

Don't be sorry, R250. Nobody ever said you were.

What's up with the squiggly vein on the left side of his head? It's still a fantastic head, of course, but it's hard not to fixate on it.

I want to worship his rock hard powerful cock.

He is really hot, but he and his client may be really fucked at this point. It certainly does appear that the negotiation and execution of his client's NDA is well and truly at the center of a high-profile criminal FBI investigation. Stormy Daniels' civil suit isn't going to compete with that.

If all Daniels really wants is to be out of this NDA, she may have already won. Cohen and Trump will have a hard time enforcing it from prison.

Big Avenatti fan. In fact, I'm the OP who started this thread and I'm thrilled it's still running.

But I found this a little disturbing.

Ha! Avenatti is working the room! He wants to get his pitbull ass on Fox.

This story out about the lawyer who originally represented Stormy, Karen McDougal, and now we know did the deal for the RNC donor. It proves Avenatti hasn't just been self-promoting. This is one of the reasons he's done all he can to stay on the news channels.

That's our guy!

He's on AM Joy right now with the Saturday business casual/no tie look. Damn hot.

He looks hot. Anyone one seen him nude around the city? He must work out.

When I first saw him a few weeks ago, I wondered if he might be mixed race, but maybe he is just Italian? Anyone know?

R261 any chest hair poking out?

R261, Are he and Joy fucking?

I like his piercing blue eyes and that strong jaw line. I also like, no matter how obnoxious or often, his aggressive pursuit of the media and how he strings them along to keep this story going. He knows how to play those grifters at their own game and he's beating them at it. The game is to wait out the cycle if you want something to go away and pound away at every outlet all the time if you don't. He's brilliant and Stormy chose well.

Just a hint R263. Very tasteful. But he did undo two buttons instead of just the top one (not counting the collar button, of course). So. Fucking. Hot. Lisa Bloom (ugh) was being very ingratiating.

Tasteful chest hair. Yes, that's obviously the best.

r249, Avenatti is Italian. I'm sure his "basta" is intended to be the Italian "enough," not the Spanish identical word and meaning.

I could never get basta of Michael Avenatti.

Do you think he's uncut? Thick uncut Italian american cock?

I'm sure he's got a cock and that's enough for me. He's got hotness to spare and if he comes up a bit short in the Dick Department, I won't mind. There's plenty there to enjoy.

Since he took this case he must get approached nonstop by men and women around the city who want his cock

He can come to my enclave in Kentucky wearing overalls and I'd ride that tool over & over while exclaiming allehulia!

Allehulia!

I'm already starting to worry about what we're going to do when the Stormy thing wraps up and he isn't on the news shows three or four times a week, every week.

Don't worry, r275.

He will quickly be hired as a talking head by CNN or MSNBC and then within a year have his own show.

R272, I can't even imagine how much hole he's been presented the last couple weeks.

R276, a solid hour of talking about what utter pieces of shit Trump and the Republicans are. I'd watch.

I'd watch if he wore tight clothes that showed off his body and bulge well.

He’s starting to look a bit tired and red-eyed, as well he might.

Mikey was sputtering for the media in front of the courthouse this afternoon. This guy is really loving the attention.

Avenatti is set to appear on Real Time with Bill Maher tonight.

Even weeks later, he still gets the blood pumping whenever I see him on TV.

[quote]Throw A Mean Fuck

That is such a ridiculous phrase. Literally interpreted it sounds like an activity similar to dwarf tossing.

"Let's throw that mean ol' fuck across the room, Bill! He deserves it!"

R276, Michael Avenatti is the white Van Jones.

He's.....Donald Trump's Worst Nightmare.......

He was fucking hot on Real Time.

I wrote a prediction up-thread that he would run for office. I'll write it again here: Avenatti 2028 ????

Would Trump like seeing a panel discussion consisting of Mike Avenatti, Richard Painter, Tony Schwartz, Tammy Duckworth, and hosted by Joy Reid? Add Miss Lindzey and Paris Dennard for the fair & balanced stuff.

He was sex on a stick on Real Time. And Bill made a great point--he is exactly the kind of lawyer Trump wishes he had. And I'd go a step further and say he is exactly the kind of guy Trump imagines himself to be and is surrounded by. It must drive Trump crazy that Avenatti is the real deal.

I thought Bill Maher was being a huge dick towards Avenatti, cutting him off when he was trying to talk and almost mocking him as an ambulance chasing shyster.

Why is Maher such a fucking asshole?

And it must drive Trump crazy that Avenatti EFFORTLESSLY carries off a bald head and makes it looks FAR SEXIER than all the trouble and care of his hideous yellow mop!

Mike fans: He is coming up on Joy's show now if you happen to be reading this Saturday morning.

Is he wearing a shirt, R292???

He's not appeared yet but Joy is looking particularly fetching in a teal sundress with matching beads. And Jill Wine-Banks in a stunning deep red suit with a new brooch, natch!

He should be the chair of the DNC. Once this clears.

Last night on Bill Maher, he said he might get into politics when this is all over.

Yes, he did. And a big mistake that was. He shot off his beautiful, comely mouth way too much with that comment. He has opened the door for everyone, and I do mean every goddamned one of them, on the Republican side to pillory him with denunciations that he is only doing this to advance his political career.

The public relations aspect of his work has been hugely important. He slashed his own tire last night with that stupid boast.

R286, Pffft ... Trump's worst nightmare is accidentally displeasing Papa Putin.

What a bunch of happy horseshit, R297. There isn't a single, god-damned think Republicans do that isn't in the name of political expediency. And Donald Trump has built his entire life around self-promotion.

Please troll elsewhere, R297. You're strictly bush league.

R291 "I thought Bill Maher was being a huge dick towards Avenatti, cutting him off when he was trying to talk and almost mocking him as an ambulance chasing shyster."

Bill Maher cuts off everybody lately. He's always preaching about how important it is to "listen", especially to the other side so we can understand what we're dealing with, but yet he never does himself. However, I disagree with you regarding his treatment of Avenatti. I think he was acting more like an excited fan-gurl than a dick. To me, Maher seemed just as impressed as everybody else.

R297 I kind of agree. I wish Avenatti had just shrugged if off rather than hinting interest.

However, I think most of us just assume he's a Democrat. He might not be. Just because he's fighting Trump doesn't mean he's anti-Republican. The true Conservatives despise Trump more than the Democrats for dividing the party. I suspect Avenatti is Democrat, but if anyone can offer evidence for certain, please do,

He got a standing ovation when introduced. He’s become a rock star. And yes he’s hot as hell. I try to never miss any of his interviews. He kind of reminds me of Steve McQueen & he’s also a race car driver I believe just like McQueen.

I want to meet Michael Avanatti at the urinal of the Greyhound Bus Station.

R303 Does stuff go down at the GBS washrooms?

He's up to 232k twitter followers now

He must have a physical flaw. Maybe his breath?

R304, George Bernard Shaw?

when has maher not ever been a huge dick?

He is featured in all his profane glory in the Showtime series CIRCUS. It aired tonight and it's pretty terrific.

Evidence does point to him being a Democrat, at least when he was in college:

[quote]While in college and later in law school, Avenatti worked at a political opposition and media firm, The Research Group, run by Rahm Emanuel (later White House Chief of Staff for President Barack Obama, and mayor of Chicago). Avenatti worked on over 150 campaigns in 42 states, including multiple gubernatorial and congressional campaigns and Joe Biden’s U.S. Senate campaign.

I just don't see it.

then should he drop trou to make it obvious?

That would be helpful R312. Please relay that message to Mr. Avenatti.

Do you think he's at least motorboated Stormy?

I want to meet Michael A at the urinal after he appears on The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell.

i would prefer the privacy of a stall

He told off someone at Fox News. Way to go!!

[quote]He must have a physical flaw.

Don't know if this has been discussed but he looks about 5'4" tops. Not a flaw, but a characteristic that might turn some off.

Oh, R285...Mike and Van...

R315, get in line, toots.

Things that make you go hmm....

[quote]One trick pony way past his sell by date. His latest "tactic" of threatening to reveal something awful about Trump is straight of the bullshitter/con artists handbook. All talk and no action.

I wouldn't know what you mean.

"One trick [sic, missing hyphen] pony..."

Honey, if it's the right trick, one is all ya need.

I just watched Showtimes "The Circus". They did a nice profile of him. John Heilemann interviewed him about how he came to be Stormy's lawyer. He was really great in how he spoke about her. He claimed he was very skeptical at first and had pre-judgements just like everybody else about her being a "porn star". But she really impressed him. It was a good character piece. Aside from all the bravado, he seems like a genuine guy.

Big day for Michael today. He's looking nicely tanned, btw.

I do really like him. Very smart. Very shrewd. I only am now starting to worry he is getting too much exposure. He seems to been and two or three news shows a day. I hope people don't get sick of seeing him and turn. He needs a few days away from the cameras.

I want to lick him. All over. Everywhere.

He's on Lawrence O'Donnell this very momen.

I can't get enough!

He has a very kissable face. His lips are luscious

He was on fucking fire on O'Donnell.

Impeccable anal hygiene

His breath reeks of garlic.

He and Jason Biggs at a bromance today on The View.

^had

Another reason to love him. It happens after the 4-minute mark. I think it's deliberate. Or I choose to believe, anyway.

He's a shorty!

He must have squeaky clean Italian holeage. He has bottom face for days..........

Hilarious. He photo bombed those bitches!

R333, you'll never get the chance to find out.

MA has a magnificent bone structure, almost Crawfordian. Isn't he looking even more chiseled now than a month ago?

R333 Nazi boy you'd be the first one to get fucked by his fat huge throbbing Italian sausage. You type like a timid little bottom.......

Taking a moment out from his Biggs Romance, he mentioned that Stormy would "go down in history".

Yes, R341, but you forgot "rock-hard," "veiny," and "engorged."

I never forget "rock-hard," "veiny," and "engorged." Not for a millisecond.

Is he Italian or bi-racial? I assumed he was part African American.

He wouldn't look bad if he had more hair. I'm not into bald (or balding) guys at all.

Love this guy! So taken with him - his brains, looks, style - he’s the goods!

But is it mean of me - as time has gone on - to start thinking of him privately as ‘Billy Flynn’?

I can soooooo see him performing ‘All I Care About’ - lol!

R116

I would fuck Trump to get a piece of Michael.

Michael is about to appear on Jake's CNN show now!

i think the shaved/bald look is actually hotter than with the hair. head is finely shaped and accentuates facial features.

R350 Likely he has lost a lot of hair since that photo was taken.

He's the ultimate fame whore.

I guarantee you there are employees at FOX News searching his past for dirt . . . and you just know they'll find some.

If they find dick pics r352 I swear I'll send Rupert Murdoch a check

He wouldn't look bad if he had more hair. I'm not into bald (or balding) guys at all.

[quote] He may of been hot 20 years ago

But you were never smart.

I want him to crouch over my face as he watches TV, yelling at Fox.

I want him to do push-ups on my face.

He's on fire right now on the Don Lemon show. Righteous indignation suits him well.

R358, A couple of drinks in him after the broadcast and Don will be all over Avenatti.

Down the hatch, Donnie . . .

Avenatti is about to come on Anderson . . . no pun intended.

He looks like Adam Schiff @ r350 pic

Unlike Tiny meat Trump, Avenatti has huge hands & a huge cock!

I'd sniff it

I would suck & marry him! He's sex on a stick!

warm, moist, musky anus with a hint of oregano

His jizz tastes like ricotta cheese.

He's a race car driver as well.

He could cum in my mouth any day or night (or both).

You just know he throws a hard, HARD, thorough fuck.

R370 The kind that leaves you laying there quivering and whimpering,your hole pulsing and throbbing from the pounding it just endured. Your pleas of "More please,yes please!!" falling on deaf ears as he wipes his cock off in your hair and sneers at you on the way out the door.You lay there,juices leaking out of your ravaged hole,knowing that never again will a man fuck you that well,and tears of despair leak out of your eyes and a sob catches in your throat.

Actually, I think he's the kind of guy who collapses on top of you right after he's cum, his cock still deeply in your ass (he took you from behind, of course), dripping sweat, breathing hard on your neck and ear, and you can feel his heart beating on your back as you cry with joy at what you've just experienced.

Ok, you guys are making me horny.

I'd settle for a fake nude of Michael Avenatti at this point.

Warm and musky.

The Avenatti/Lawrence O'Donnell power hour is something I look forward to (nearly) every day now...last night was particularly epic! The bolder he gets, the more of a turn-on it is.

Glorious sexy Michael was just on Rachel and I swear Rachel seemed excited to sit across from him.

I don't bottom, and still I would open wide for him. Even if he's hung like a baseball bat.

Avenatti has so much swagger and confidence. It's hot.

Avenatti's Twitter: Thank you @maddow for a great interview tonight. Very clear why you are the #1 cable news show among 25-54. Always good to be pressed by one of the best in the business. #respect #basta

[quote]The Avenatti/Lawrence O'Donnell power hour

LOL. Let's make this happen.

Mmm. That jawline is fuckin sexy.

[quote]Glorious sexy Michael was just on Rachel and I swear Rachel seemed excited to sit across from him.

He's even converting the lesbians now! Well, it's hard to see how anyone couldn't find him incredibly charismatic, at the very least.

Maybe he can run in 2020. He certainly has taken on Trump and made more of an impression than any Democrat.

Maybe because of the shaved head...but I'd bet he's shaved from head to toe. Including the no-no hole.

I’d rather him to be a hairy beast, TBH.

A Avanetti/Daniels ticket would be incredible.

r326, Not to worry. Michael A. is the embodiment of "Brevity is the soul of wit."

He boldly looks his interrogators in the eyes; he chooses his moments of when to look directly into the camera, at US (Zowie!); he speaks plainly, bluntly, intelligently, cogently, making his auditors want more, to learn MORE; and he appears as composed as a coiled cobra.

Easy On the Eyes Avenatti has it going on.

He was on Ari Melber's show (again!) earlier this week with Sam Nunberg.

Damn, talk about contrasts; Avenatti the Italian Stallion across from pudgy, balding, weird! Nunberg.

Let up on the fact that he is frequently in the media... if he slinks out of the spotlight, the Glinda can get to him, and then it’s.... **runs outstretched pointer finger across neck**

Gilda = goons

I am moist as a snack cake!

He overdoes the spray tan/pancake just that teensy bit too much, but you know what? I don’t even care. You do you and stay sexy, boo 😘

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He looks like a male Bethenny Frankel.

A straight male friend of mine said this week, "I've never wanted to experiment with a guy, but Avenatti is hot."

R394 That nipple poking through, looks like it gets a lot of work.

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R398, He's already asked MSNBC for his own show.

Those nipples are HOT

Trudy Giuliani has called Avenatti a "pimp".

Trudy will regret that. Avenatti fights back and takes it two steps further. He is not the type to be intimidated.

And Michael is coming up on Joy REid this Saturday morning at 10 am.

Avenatti jogging through the park

Oh shit sorry guys. Didn't see it posted right above. Great picture though

Please note: he's NOT jogging through the park....he's jogging among the pedestrians on 5th avenue along the park.

On AM Joy, the always-clever legal analyst Paul Butler just called Michael Avenatti "part of the Justice League saving American democracy."

I like that.

Are those boots he is running in @ R403?

Lol you can tell how thirsty we all are. Same picture gets posted 3 times in less than 24 hours.

Avenatti is perfect

So he jogs in a hoodie without a shirt and ices his nipples in advance.

😂

I love this guy.

R406 or anyone. I believe Butler was one of Avenatti's law professors. Can anyone confirm?

He's got Sean Hannity on the run, daring Hannity to bring him on his show.

I like the fact that when someone throws a punch at him, he hits back twice as hard. It's a lesson that seems to escape most Democrats.

I'll be watching...

R409, and it's a nice light jog to ensure the pap gets a good clear picture. How generous of him.

I wish Avenatti were gay. He's a good one to have on our team.

R410, Butler mentioned that he had been a prof of Avenatti's when they were on Joy Reid together this morning.

He’s pretty hot.

I’m sure some skeletons in his closet will be exposed however.

I don't know, R416, he's been a big-time litigator for years. His opponents have been looking for dirt on him for years. We're not hearing about anything they've found and you know those cunts in the White House would be vomiting it all over Faux Noise if they could.

Any details on his personal life??

He must have had at least a few male/male experiences.

Michael Avenatti’s Net Worth: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

According to Orange County, California court documents, Avenatti filed for divorce from his wife, Lisa-Storie Avenatti, in December 2017, after she kicked him out of their house, and changed the locks, he said in the court documents.

The superior court documents show that the couple, married since 2011, have a 3-year-old son Avenatti wants joint custody of. In the divorce papers, it’s noted that Avenatti’s monthly expenses run about $40,000 and his wife’s about $25,000.

I would like him to enter my chambers!

R418 = Don Lemon (asking for a friend)

He was working with Stormy Daniels in December 2017, maybe his wife caught them hooking up.

It's 5th Avenue but the northern part that borders Central Park. No doubt he was on his way to or from the park and jogged from home.

How tall is Don Lemon? Mike appears to be 3" shorter.

R423 Jogging along 5th Ave...among pedestrians, with that particular cap on was all designed to get attention.

Most likely though, it's a posed photo.

R423 - the internets say that Don is 6 feet.

I love Avenatti's constant trolling of Trump and his goons. Every single day he's out there sucking up all the oxygen, the one thing Trump hates more than anything else is being upstaged.

[quote]I love Avenatti's constant trolling of Trump and his goons. Every single day he's out there

If nothing comes out of all of this he's going to look foolish.

"If nothing comes of this"

Nice try. If Avenatti went away tomorrow, he's already done plenty.

Amen, R428, he's proven he's not much of a bluffer and he's said he's got more to burn those assholes with regarding where the money went that includes Trump. A storm's a'comin' indeed.

Avenatti's going to make himself rich and famous off of the Trump Crime Family. Since he's obviously smart, educated and experienced, good for Avenatti and keep up the good work.

He needs to stop trying to make the #basta thing happen.

Otherwise, he is hot.

I just saw this on another thread. It definitely belongs here.

LOVE him and hope he continues to resist SNL's offers.

The cable networks love Avenatti, but the public doesn't seem to be impressed.

In January when the Stormy Daniels story broke, Trumps approval rating was 40.7....it's now 44.1.

[quote] The cable networks love Avenatti, but the public doesn't seem to be impressed.

You wish. Avenatti's killing it.

Yep, Avenatti's killing it all right....

"Stormy Daniels is crowding out Democrats’ 2018 message"

"Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are trying to run on issues, but nobody can hear them."

Thank you for your "concern" R435, we will give it all of the consideration it deserves.

R430, that's so #Fetch

Watching Hottie Avenatti on "The Circus." Damn. He is an arrogant SOB, but he's so smart and clearly competent that it's a real turn on.

He's hot bald but I have to say he's a bit hotter in those photos where he's got a bit of hair.

Wrong, r439! He might be cute, but the younger version isn't quite as...intense.

It is kind of nice to see what his real skin color looks like without the spray tan and pancake.

Any word on whether he's uncut? or cut?

shave the head bald. Grow a light beard.

Will his presidency campaign be a success?

He has delicatessen breath.