My Excellent Gas Station Pick-UP!

Nice, OP. I'm going to use this to JO later.

I never thought I could get into sucking a frat boy's feet before but now I see why a lot of people like doing it.

This is gross at every level

R2, R3, nahhhh.

So it’s come to this, has it?

Hot but crusty.

Sucking the feet of the homeless a new low in DL standards.

[quote]I never thought I could get into sucking a frat boy's feet

You didn't. You got into sucking a homeless boy's feet.

DL Standards????

You are lucky you didn't get beaten up or worse.

Not a pick up. You paid to watch/suck with coke.

Straight "frat boy" is still sleeping, R10, wait for updates on this evolving situation.

I was reluctant to believe this really happened, but the detail about the feet rings true. A friend of mine is often homeless -- he is an alcoholic who gets thrown out of halfway houses -- and, when he's homeless, his feet suffer. He can never take his shoes off to air his feet, and they get blistered and sore from all the walking. I have had sex with him on occasion -- he stays with me on and off, so he's clean -- but have never sucked his feet. I'm sure he would love it.

Choose Your Own Adventure EST: Will OP... A) find true love with his hot piece or B) end up bludgeoned to death, his corpse rotting away undiscovered for weeks until the neighbors notice the smell?

"Sheltering Bubbles"--OP's name for her homeless gay men's rooming house.

This is profoundly sad on many levels

Was this Chuck from Shell or Arco?

Big Chuck from Shell or little Chuck from Shell?

OP = unreconstructed sexual colonialst, operating his assumed droit de seigneur. Quell scandale that DL won't problematise the unequal power dynamic.

Some of these comments are hilarious. Well, Prince Charming is awake and in bed watching YouTube. I told him I wanted to wait awhile before I got back in the car driving.

R18,

Say WHAAA?

i am sorry but i say fake

you wouldn't suck feet covered in moisturizer....it would be vomitous.

Points for washing him first, OP!

OP is now divided up in small pickle jars in his own refrigerator, while gas station trick finishes watching the TV

“Sheltering Bubbles”, first in a new series of Lifetime gay romcoms. Who should we cast for the roles of sassy but lovelorn L. Durwood Gaye and free-range human Bo the Hobo Ho?

Yes, Prince Charming was a homeless gas station find. It's what drew me to him.

Oh God, you guys are too much.

And I WASHED his feet in the tub, just like the Pope does.

Y'all may hate me, but I've gotten over 10 WW things so far. And this is NOT an EST!!!

^^^ OP

^^^ Trash

R21, not after smoking a gram of cocaine. His toes tasted like candy, like really, really big gum drops.

Must have been the gangrene setting in.

Homeless feet. Is that considered farm raised shrimping or wild-caught shrimping?

One of the most touching scenes in “Sheltering Bubbles” is when they go to the doctor together to be treated for hand-foot-and-mouth disease.

this is why they hate us.

Would you please stop making fun of me? Would you rather have heard of the time I picked up a guy at the law school library?

Is that any better or worse than my gas jockey?

OP are you posting from the early 00's ? IS IT CHRIS PRATT ?

The OP will be found murdered one day. Could be tomorrow.

See? SEE? Chris Pratt was once homeless----as have many an up-and-coming Hollywood star.

Now please stop calling me names. You really HAVE hurt my feelings.

SLEAZE.

OP is he still there? Take a picture of him and post it.

Is this young man from the legitimate Petrol Station?

I am giving you ALL FFs (except for R2).

Remember me tomorrow when you turn on DL and find you have been bounced for 24 hours. You ALL deserve to do penance.

[quote]R32 One of the most touching scenes in “Sheltering Bubbles” is when they go to the doctor together to be treated for hand-foot-and-mouth disease.

So many touching scenes in this underrated masterpiece.

When the doctor tells the couple that the infected feet must be amputated, and the hobo says "What does 'tated mean? Is, is...you callin' my feet fat?"

When OP teaches the hobo to walk again, with prosthetic feet he carves at his bedside from imported wood.

When OP pegs himself with the hobo's freshly healed stumps, under the cover of sheltering bubbles...

FADE OUT

[quote]His toes tasted like candy, like really, really big gum drops.

That's why, down South, they call gum drops "Hobo Toes".

Is OP the guy referred to in the headline in today's paper: "good Samaritan slain by homeless man"?

Alright, I get it.

Sheltering bubbles was a bit too much, but it seemed to fit right in at the time of writing. I must have been influenced by the film "The Sheltering Sky" which I rented 2 weeks ago. So go ahead and crucify me

I liked the French remake staring Stéphane Rideau as the young sans abris and Alain Delon as the elderpédé, script doctored by Jacques Derrida.

OP: Well Doc, I guess having athletes foot in my mouth must be a strange thing for you to see.

Doc: No not really, this morning I saw a young homeless kid with herpes on his toes.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

I'm gonna shit on your party. I ended a 20 year friendship with a guy because he started doing stuff like this. Picking up drug addicts and street guys and having (I'm going to guess mostly bad) sex with them in exchange for some weed or booze and a roll through the Taco Bueno drive-through. He couldn't control that what most of them were high on and wanted more of was meth and heroin.

He'd call me early in the morning worrying that some guy was passed out unconscious in his bedroom or living room or bathroom. "[italic]I have to go to work now - I can't just leave him here![/italic]" He got robbed a couple times, punched out a couple more, and roofied once. That time his car was found 6 weeks later 150 miles away.

The most hilarious one, and the one that made me lose all respect for him, was the guy who refused to leave, who told the police that he lived there, they were lovers, and they had an argument and they needed to work things out. The bible belt region police, skeeved out by homosexual tweeker domestic nonsense, told him the guy was legally a tenant - my friend had to do a court eviction. Outsmarted by a methhead. My friend had to go to work every day for 2 weeks while this addict stayed in his house, eating his groceries and smoking his pot. The tweeker took it all the way to the sheriff's eviction.

Then my friend ruminated about how the police wouldn't protect him and might not come to his house if he needed help. I lost respect too.

R46 I hear there's a Bollywood musical version out there, too. But it has been surpressed due to cultural tastes.

WHY MUST THEY PERSECUTE US??

[quote]R49 Then my friend ruminated about how the police wouldn't protect him and might not come to his house if he needed help. I lost respect too.

No love is wrong.

Well, R49, he obviously should have restricted his search to homeless frat boys.

AND THE GUY IS A NICE YOUNG MAN! NOT A DRUG ADDICT AT ALL!

I like homeless foreign Med School students with pliant holes and full booties.

0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 / 10

Did you drink his bathwater?

OP, Please don't give our beloved BILL TAYLOR any new ideas!

R55,

It's all bottled up and on Ebay for sale. Get yousef some!

Good idea, R57! I’m sure Yusef, my Muslim lover, would be delighted by such a thoughtful present!

I thought guys on DL had a thing against service station sex.

It has to be done.

r49, why couldn't he just tell the police that the other guy had nothing in the house with his name on it? If someone pulled that shit on me, I'd say - ok go call "our" landlord then. You can't - cuz you don't know who it is. And where is all your stuff kept?

I don't know where this is so I suppose those cops are to blame, but plenty of cops are homophobes everywhere & still have to deal with the law as it is, regardless. It just seems a little improbable that you'd have a squatter who you couldn't get rid of. He couldn't even call a friend to throw him out physically?

R59—Wherever did you get THAT idea?

R62, OP here. You are never going to believe this, but I am the same guy who posted years ago that I got sucked off by George Maharis during Spring break in the 70s at one of those public restrooms found at the end of every long bridge in the Florida Keys!

We were all going to Key West for the break. My friends in the car didn't believe me so we just parked there until he came out and they saw him. Small world! What can I say? I lead a charmed life. Movie star or gasoline jock, always the right person at the right place at the right time!

What were his toenails like, OP? YOu didn't mention anything about a pedicure.

state college homeless fratboy or ivy league homeless fratboy?

Dude, I said earlier that he was a very nice young fraternity looking young man, not a druggie. He was dirty and needed a bath, that's all. He has great nails, great haircut, straight white teeth. All he was missing was the Topsiders. This is why I picked him up.

A hobo's feet can be harboring all kinds of things... especially under the nails. Parasite eggs. You need to take a strong nail brush with hibiclens and go to town on those suckers... hibiclens must sit for 10 min...and manually scrape any biofilm or eggs out from under the nails.

[quote]not a druggie

Um... the whole reason he went with you was for the coke... which you did all night with him.

R68, how can you say something like that? You don't how good looking I am or what a sparkling and funny masculine conversationalist with a gym body I am.

Well, I might not be all these things but at least I'm not bald. That should count for something,

is the coke still in your system r69?

R67= Debbie Dowwwwwwner!

Isn't it suspicious that Mary OP has not provided a detailed description of "frat boy's" sizemeat and his facility in using it?

No R70, coke doesn't last that long. Sure it is in my urine, but I'm not high 8 hours later

R62, quoting from you directly now:

[quote]I live a mile up the road. We'll stop an---d I'll get a gram of coke and party. I tell him I'm guy but won't harm him in anyway and will ask first before I try anything with him. He says he's straight but the offer is too good to be true.

If any of this is true, you should've left the coke out of it if we were to believe he had any other motivation. And maybe food / water.

My favorite scene in “Sheltering Bubbles” is when OP is deep-throating the hobo’s funky hoof while having the mind-blowing epiphany, “I should have gotten TWO grams of coke!!!”

Oh skeptical R72, would I still be here lauding this young man if he had a skinny bent dick like you? OK, I'll say it: It was slightly larger than average, but far more thicker than average. Why did I tell you that? You don't believe me anyway.

fap fap fap fap

R74, I am not any more ashamed of buying coke to share with this man than I am for buying drinks at a bar for a guy I might be interested in.

Don't FF me, OP! I am honestly cool with your hook up but was being honest (also) about scrubbing him up first.

Why is everyone picking on me? You all used to like me.

Please describe his anus in vivid detail

You've never sucked toes until you suck the toes of a carny, OP.

We’ve needed a thread like this for a LONG time! Thanks OP!!

I've picked up guys before like this. I loved it.

R61, your best clue to location is "Taco Bueno."

When this happened to my friend, I tried to help by doing some research, and he wrote to Avvo. My friend owns his house.

Regarding the police, what it came down to was it was one person's word against another's, and it was an icky gay domestic dispute that they didn't care to get too involved with. The police probably also remembered my friend's previous occurrence a few years before when he was roofied (it could also have been GHB) and robbed and had his car stolen. My friend wasn't going to tell the police he invited the guy over to do illegal drugs and couldn't get rid of him. The guy had some belongings with him (he brought his backpack).

The police aren't going to spend tons of time trying to figure out exactly what is what, and so the cops assumed the guy was in some manner invited into this home to stay. The police let my friend know that the only way they would be further involved was with a court order of eviction. It's actually quite enlightened of the police to want to do things according to the law.

Removing somebody by force can result in felony domestic violence charges, and if the guy were crazy enough, a civil suit for wrongful eviction. In many states, including mine which is different from my friend's, couples cannot just toss their partner on the street when the relationship goes sour. The mere fact of one's presence and belongings is sufficient proof that there is an assumed residency agreement, and those agreements are always according to the law, not according to anybody's whim. In my friend's state, that meant notice of unpaid rent, court filing, a hearing, a 3-day pay or vacate, another court filing, service of eviction, and then when the guy still didn't leave after 48 hours, a sheriff showed up to remove him.

We’re mocking you because we’re so jealous of all that action you’re getting with that hot guttermeat, OP. Take it as a compliment.

I hope he doesn't rob you.

Oh God, R82, I DO have a carny tale and I've told it here years earlier. Loyal DL readers will recall my story of the sexy man sitting on that seat above a tank of water where throw softballs and try to dunk him. He mesmerized me with these two words that he said in such an alluring, daring voice: High and Dry! High and Dry!

Now with HIM, we went back to his trailer and got stoned together and I think I blew him.

God, what is wrong with me? I feel like such a tramp now. Why did you make me recall George Maharis and the HIgh and Dry fellow?

OP, ask him if you can take a few pics for $5 each. Is he still there?

[quote]R88 Oh God, I DO have a carny tale...Loyal DL readers will recall my story of the sexy man sitting on that seat above a tank of water where throw softballs and try to dunk him. He mesmerized me...Now with HIM, we went back to his trailer and got stoned together and I think I blew him.

You [italic]think[/italic] you blew him??

I laughed. I cried. It became a part of me.

Are you the same “Hobosexual” who paid off his tricks with juice boxes?

On your anniversary, you should buy a gas pump with a handle & spout and fuck each other with it.

You still never said if he's still there, when he left, or how he left... trollina.

OP, are you crazy?

This could have been you, the morning after.

R90, the carny tale happened 20-25 years ago, but I really can't imagine I turned any dick down back then. For those of you in Louisiana, it happened at the Jambalaya Festival in.....Hammond?

R90, what really happened was that, at the county fair, OP ogled a hot dunking-booth carny, then took a bunch of crappy blotter acid and had a passionate hallucination. He was rolling around on the ground in the midway, vigorously fellating a corndog he found, while puzzled onlookers stepped over him.

R93, I mentioned earlier that I told him I was too jittery to drive him my car hours ago, so he fell asleep in bed watching TV and is still there.

I love you, R96

Have you definitely checked his pulse?

Because this is what Torri Spelling Lifetime Original Movies are made of - -

Why are you jittery r97?

Coke can make you jittery for a couple hours

How did you get him out of the house after?

THAT’S the real challenge.

[R95] Of course it happened in Hammond. Once you cross that bridge all common sense flies out the window.

Just ask Britney!

Thanks, R98! This is a fun thread, huh? And, underneath all the pointless bitchery, I hope OP’s story really is true and that he’s having the time of his life with his new buddy the hobo.

I certainly hope you didn't mess your caftan up too much.

We need an inclusionary rider in our pickup practives

#HohoPowr

Someday when this meth-head homeless guy gets sober, his run in with OP will become the story of how depraved and empty his life had become.

^ But until then . . .

So did you touch the peen? Will you be able to suck it?

Mutual masturbation is very college-dorm 1990s.

Did I suck his cock, R109? Are you Dora?

110 posts for mutual masturbation ???

111 posts for solitary masturbation and a pathetic EST imaginary

If he's sleeping, take his picture EST

I dunno. OP's cocaine/foot report didn't rankle my nose as much as what can be found in the Urban Dictionary:

"Tootsie Toes"

Sticking your toes up someones butt-hole and when your toes come out, they are covered in poo and look like little Tootsie rolls.

"mmmm baby I am hungry for some tootsie toes, bend over so I can stick my toes up yo' ass"

....

This is the guy whose homeless friend stays with me sometimes. I let him stay with me until he drinks, and then I kick him out, and then he lives on the streets until he sobers up again. I won't tolerate him drinking. (Good news, by the way, for those who might care: he started taking the anti-drinking drug, and has been sober for longer than he's ever been. I'm so glad for him.) Anyway: one time he got drunk, and I tried to kick him out, but he would not leave. I called the cops. They asked me if his name was on the lease and if he was a true room mate. I told them no, and they kicked him out. Maybe what the cops are able to do differs from state to state, or maybe because he was obviously drunk and I was not, so the cops might have taken what I told them at face value.

This is a really fun thread.

OP, I hope your story is true and, if so, I'm so fucking envious!

OP, Are you the same fellow who starts threads about your Excellent Slow Cooker recipes? If so, you really must be quite a catch. Seducing hobos and carnies, but also being able to offer delicious home-cooked meals!

BINGO!

Here’s what’s on OP’s iPod:

OP, I applaud your enthusiastic pursuit of your pleasures: cock and nice food. You have a chutzpah that makes me shiver in respect for its magnificence! A gay man with a sense of purpose in life is unstoppable!

"Sheltering Bubbles".

It is people such as R15 that make DL worth viewing.

Well Dlers I have figured out OP's identity. The manic obsession, the drugs, the blatant bragging of flouting norms. Yes it all makes sense. After her tour de force on all of the cable shows, our OP ran to a gas station!

This story is NOT lower than the drinking dog sperm story.

Scheherazade you ain't, OP.

I would love to see Sheltering Bubbles team up with SCTV's Dusty Towne.

Yoo-Hoo! R74?

R78 just shredded you.

Toe Sucking.

I love me some homeless trade. Always gotta make sure they at least rinse the cock and balls.

Rinse? How do you "rinse" away penal warts?

"penal warts"

Is that a case of human papilloma virus acquired while incarcerated?

R132 - Make that incarcerated for “homocide”!

Did OP get murdered by his trick?

If this is true, it’s kind of sad you are bragging about it. So a homeless guy let you feel him up and rub his feet for coke.

r135 has no sense of romance,

R135 also felt it was necessary to clear his cookies and message history before took that turd. What does that tell you about R135?

OP, I think many of us are waiting with anticipation on if/when your gas station pick up left or not.

What R60 said

r129, that sexy piece of rough trade is sucking his own toes. That doesn't count.

I would wager that OP is tied up in his pantry, bound with an extension cord.

I'm the "homeless" stud AKA Mr. Grad School. OP sobbed when I left. My thesis advisor says I can't write about this, so the entire nightmare was pointless. Don't get old, DL. The horror!!!!

That was stupid, R143