Vapid, self-centered, age inappropriate gay couple's inane thirst for Instagram followers

Why "age inappropriate" OP ?

Imagine the beauty of sacrifice enveloping you as you flew a large passenger aircraft into THEM

Will this shaving every inch of your body shit ever go away?? Ugh

If you have gray hairs (or are bald) and are still *TOTES OBSESSED* with gaining social media followers, you are age inappropriate. This sort of thing should pass the moment you're out of college, if not sooner. It's called developing self-awareness and growing the fuck up.

OnlyFans = WHORES

Pretty sure they post here. Every time they're mentioned in a less than flattering way, their "fans" descend like locusts.

They really expect us to believe people are paying them $9.99/month to find out what they eat? Delusional.

Hawt.

At least for now.

The short one looks like a fat girl waiting to happen.

Hideous, hideous people.

Wow.

If Christopher Guest satirized "Instagays," it would be this.

Vapid, delusional grotesques.

Get that money, gurlz!

Everything they say and do seems so calculated and contrived and done for the camera. "Did you get the shot!? Did you get the shot!? Did you get the shot!?" How fucking exhausting and totally unimportant. Fingers crossed their "Insta-marriage" goes down in flames.

So all it takes is being white and doing steroids lol to get followers, both are like 3 at best in the face.

Spending more than 2 minutes with them would be exhausting.

So fucking tedious. So fucking queeny. Pure, unadulterated bullshit.

They are annoying as fuck so I just don’t follow anyone on any social media. Except the David Attenborough parody, that is funny.

I had to stop the video after the taller one said that they had no idea there were such things as "instacouples" Riiiiiiiight sweetie.

Why does the bottom never show dick?

surprised at the hatred.

This is us!

I'm at work and can't watch the video. Why are they nude?

For more clicks and more $$$, because they are whores.

I'm shocked, just shocked, I tell you. Don't most urban homosexuals behave like this?

Zzzzzzzzz😴

I really hate: >> THIS is why they hate us. Is there anything more normative than instagram fame in 2018? It's equal opportunity narcissism.

r25, it's a bit different for straights vs gays. Most of the straight guys on IG are twenty-somethings, when being ego-centric and shallow is the norm. They eventually grow up. The IG gays tend to span all age groups. They're egocentric for life...eternal peter pans.

OP would be right if there was no straight vapid, self-centered, inappropriate couple's thirst on Instagram.

Now, which one is the “woman” in the relationship.

They're both "submissives."

I don't see a big problem with this, they have followers because they sell these type of things, when I saw a couple fucking each other in a webcam, I saw the lust and love, the bottom looked happy at the end, interesting couple dynamic, I hope some day I will have a significant other I could share these moments in privacy

The gays in general are vapid and shallow. It's in their QNA.

[quote]THIS is why they hate us.

Yeah, I'm sure nobody hated us before instagram. I'm sure it's only famewhoring that's ticking the poor discriminated straights off.

Instagram is only relevant to anyone if they follow it OP- I don't so why would I bother with these two- and why do you? Suggest you pay attention to your own life.

"We are selling an idea of what most people really want in a gay relationship."

The delusion is strong in this one.

Right, r34? That statement was so narcissistic. Like does he really think there are people out there thinking "if only I could find someone to endlessly post photos of myself with- rather than enjoying the moment of being with a loved one"?

I mean, I get feeling the fantasy of yourself if your body is hot, but the successive posting of *just* yourself is exhausting. Do they really not find anything else other than themselves fascinating?

FAGgots.

[quote]Instagram is only relevant to anyone if they follow it OP- I don't so why would I bother with these two- and why do you? Suggest you pay attention to your own life.

I...don't follow them. I subscribe to Vice on Youtube and this video came across my feed. Do you know how the internet works?

R33, your scolding strikes me as disingenuous. If you allegedly only pay attention to your own life, why would you then enter a thread that you *had* to know was going to draw SOME level of scorn? The thread's subject title is pretty clear - so let's not even bother with a whole "I didn't know what to expect when clicking the link" retort.

I mean, this IS Datalounge. And I say that as a fan of the site and all the (gleefully) shady bitches who inhabit it.

Plus, considering this couple is pathologically superficial and exhausting and absurd enough to cast themselves as "It Gets Better" avatars (oh, my sides!) and expect people to pay them for it, they deserve a little (a lot of it, actually) ridicule.

OP is a troll. And jealous. Apparently OP hasn't seen what straights that posting. FAIL.

OMG:

omg not even cute

FUGS

[quote]OP is a troll. And jealous

How am I trolling? And jealous of...what? I'm a grown-ass man, I don't give two shits about having followers or likes or "branding" myself or whatever other delusions these two suffer from. Hit me with a brick if that ever changes.

Those vapid whores have graduated to fucking with each other and other guys in their Only Fans page. It’s 70% to subscribe to them...$3 fucking dollars from the regular $9.99. Guess they’ve got to pay their mortgage on their brand new house.

If it was lifetime access for a buck it would still be way too high for these two mincing queens.

I'm not on social media -unless you count DL. Never heard of these two before, but I have to disagree with those who say they are ugly. They're both cute, with hot bods. It's a sad commentary on our society that people can make a living doing this kind of shit -And think that they are somehow important, talented, or famous for it. But people clearly want to see them -and others like them, doing whatever it is they do... Yeah, I'd love to see them naked and having sex. Why not? Just another kind of porn as far as I'm concerned.

Really, OP? This and only this is why they hate us? I'm not a whore on Instagram who is one wrong pose away from showing my hole so I guess straights just love me, right? I never get dirty looks simply holding my boyfriend's hand in public like the 20 straight couples walking around. My boyfriend's coming out at work and talking about what he did for his boyfriend's birthday like his straight coworkers do wouldn't affect his chances for a promotion in the construction industry. I wish I lived in your world!

I think they're gross but let's be real, if their photos were non-sexual and fully-clothed they'd still get hate from straights.

Wow, do they really think that people look at their instagram because they want the kind of relationship that they have??? No, dear, most of us don't want to spend our lives posing for a camera and think of new tedious things to post every day.

And another vapid, self-centered, old, fat fart had to start a thread about vapid, self-centered, age inappropriate gay couple.

OCD on OCD. Vicious circle, OP?

I like their kitchen!

I cringed violently

I can't stand wasting time thinking about or being with people who think of themselves as sooo much more interesting and unique, when in fact they are really just banal and egotistical. These guys are no more interesting than the rest of us.

[R51]'s post reminds me of a couple I met on a gay cruise about a hundred years ago. They were very nice and I enjoyed chatting with them in the dining room. They invited me to visit their home, which they had bragged on throughout the cruise. When I got there I had to bite my tongue. Over-furnished, crowded with every kind of knick-knack under the sun. Homo-baroque. They were so proud!