Help me become the ULTIMATE Social Justice Warrior!

The movement to ban Dihydrogen Monoxide can use all the support it can get.

[quote] Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

Each year, Dihydrogen Monoxide is a known causative component in many thousands of deaths and is a major contributor to millions upon millions of dollars in damage to property and the environment.

H2O! Those budding aspiring SJW's should get back on the job of outing folks! Much more worthwhile than trying to ban water!

See racism in e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g and write earnest articles. For example Datalounge's default background is white. This is clearly normalising white supremacy. Letters are black. Letters are English. This demonstrates how linguistically black bodies are reshaped to service the needs of Caucasian patriarchy. And NEVER EVER criticise anything a black person does.

I’m a white gay male but that’s too boring and doesn’t give me the status of oppression required today. What should I claim when it comes to race, gender and sexual orientation? I need something to fuel my rage and anger!

Pastel hair is a total must OP. Preferably cut asymmetrically.

Identify as trans species

How about Trans-Human & Trans-Racial

Get some problem glasses.

Attack Black Liberals for not being woke enough.

Attack women for not carrying spare tampons for post OP Trannies.

Attack gay men for not getting a hardon for women and Post OP Trannies.

Attack straight men for getting a hardon for women and Post OP Trannies.

Attack women who show some skin to signal men they are ready to get raped.

Attack men who are ready to hit on women who show some skin.

Attack Starbucks for making you wait for your order. Cleary there must be a SJW issue in play.

First and foremost, the worst thing you could ever possibly be is a heterosexual, white, cis male. If that describes you then just go the fuck away right now. If not, there's a good chance we will accept you as long as you don't have any problematic views about sex, gender, sexuality, race, politics, religion, etc.,etc.

Why don't you register a Tumblr account and get to posting some things so we can see what you're all about?

Lots of time and access to a Starbucks for the internet. Waala! You are now a SJW.

Be curiously silent on issue of Israel

[quote]And NEVER EVEN notice anything a black person does.

Fixed.

I just started a Tumblr page with the username “mascfeministe”. I took pics of myself wearing very dark foundation so that I can claim bi racial status. That way if anyone challenges my viewpoints I can claim authority based on the blood and oppression of my brown ancestors.

Yeah, shame on Abraham Lincoln's Social Justice warring!