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Tom Cruise: old, old, OLD!

Why do none of his plastic surgeries last?

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by Anonymousreply 122May 17, 2018 4:17 AM

Because he’s old.

by Anonymousreply 1March 5, 2018 5:24 AM

Because he's angry and crazy. All those expressions manifest in his sleep.

by Anonymousreply 2March 5, 2018 5:32 AM

Harsh lighting.

by Anonymousreply 3March 5, 2018 5:40 AM

He can't stave off father time indefinitely OP! As of late, he hasn't had any recent surgeries. He was using quite a lot of fillers, and after so many negative comments, think he's been laying off them; he looks less puffy and freakshow IMHO. He's recently lost the weight he had gained while convalescing too. That always makes people his age look tired and haggard.

by Anonymousreply 4March 5, 2018 5:48 AM

He's 55 and the lighting is unusually harsh in that photo.

Here is he is within the past year.

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by Anonymousreply 5March 5, 2018 5:49 AM

Harsh lighting and oily skin.

by Anonymousreply 6March 5, 2018 5:56 AM

That's just a bad photo. My friend met him not long ago and was ready to join scientology for him he was so hot.

by Anonymousreply 7March 5, 2018 6:08 AM

As if any of you OLD HAGS look any better......

by Anonymousreply 8March 5, 2018 6:10 AM

He still looks good IMO. "Distinguished"

by Anonymousreply 9March 5, 2018 7:35 AM

He always had a freaky looking chest.

by Anonymousreply 10March 5, 2018 7:52 AM

Frankly, given his age, he actually looks much better than I expected in OP's link.

Sure, he doesn't look young, but he looks almost distinguished. Not freaky and nip/tucked to death, like he's sometimes seemed on the verge of becoming.

You can't even see the crazy in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 11March 5, 2018 7:55 AM

he looks fine to me.

by Anonymousreply 12March 5, 2018 8:14 AM

He might’ve looked distinguished if he’d left his face alone. If he and Kathy Griffith did a horror show together, they wouldn’t need special effects to scare me.

by Anonymousreply 13March 5, 2018 10:07 AM

Tom Cruise: Elder gay alert.

by Anonymousreply 14March 5, 2018 10:42 AM

He looks like Michael Flynn. There's your next pic Tommy Boy. May have to be on Lifetime though.

by Anonymousreply 15March 5, 2018 10:57 AM

He looks like he should run for congress.

by Anonymousreply 16March 5, 2018 11:04 AM

He’d be gorgeous in the OP pic with natural gray hair.

by Anonymousreply 17March 5, 2018 11:08 AM

It looks like he's broken his nose recently.

by Anonymousreply 18March 5, 2018 11:29 AM

Tom didn't show up at the Academy Awards. Everyone was looking for him.

by Anonymousreply 19March 5, 2018 12:03 PM

That picture is frightening.

by Anonymousreply 20March 5, 2018 12:06 PM

I agree with others, the lighting is harsh in OPs picture. He doesn't look bad for 55.

by Anonymousreply 21March 5, 2018 12:23 PM

Has he seen Suri?

by Anonymousreply 22March 5, 2018 12:29 PM

Do we have an infestation of clams on this thread defending him?

I love how photoshopped his movie posters are. You know he thinks he really looks like them.

by Anonymousreply 23March 5, 2018 12:33 PM

He doesn't look himself without that shit-eating grin.

by Anonymousreply 24March 5, 2018 12:34 PM

Wasn't he on Andrew Cunanan next hit list after Versace? I would love to know the real back story to that. So far, it looks like Andrew knew or hand some kind of relationship with most of his victims before he killed them.

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by Anonymousreply 25March 5, 2018 12:37 PM

The harsh lighting shows how he actually looks.

Fucking terrible.

by Anonymousreply 26March 5, 2018 12:41 PM

OP never had grandparents.

by Anonymousreply 27March 5, 2018 12:41 PM

The older he gets, the more human he looks. I find it more difficult to hate on him now that I see him falling down to earth.

by Anonymousreply 28March 5, 2018 12:48 PM

When you repress your true feelings and deny your true self for so long, your soul begins to rot. The rotting eventually manifests itself outward. At this rate, Ms. Cruise will look like Kellyanne Conway within a year.

by Anonymousreply 29March 5, 2018 12:53 PM

I started reading the title "Tom Cruise bricht sich Fuß..." as "Tom Cruise bright sick fuck..". Tough monday.

by Anonymousreply 30March 5, 2018 12:58 PM

OP-bitter much?

by Anonymousreply 31March 5, 2018 1:01 PM

Physical appearance doesn't matter when you have Xenu.

by Anonymousreply 32March 5, 2018 1:08 PM

Looks like he sat too close to the heat lamp and it melted his face.

by Anonymousreply 33March 5, 2018 1:09 PM

Suri Cruise misses her father.

by Anonymousreply 34March 5, 2018 2:43 PM

Sun damage and a lot of it.

by Anonymousreply 35March 5, 2018 2:46 PM

In a few years his jowls will get more fleshy and he will look like the cartoon character Droopy.

by Anonymousreply 36March 5, 2018 2:50 PM

[quote]Why do none of his plastic surgeries last?

Because they're both an analogy for, and karmic payback for, his bearding. Even TC's old faces get tired of his controlling unreasonable $cieno demands.

by Anonymousreply 37March 5, 2018 3:11 PM

That pic is brutal!

by Anonymousreply 38March 5, 2018 3:28 PM

Why do most of the Datalounge qweens think looking like a Hollywood size zero starlet is their goal in life?

by Anonymousreply 39March 5, 2018 4:07 PM

Hmmmmm... someone is typing fat this morning . . .

by Anonymousreply 40March 5, 2018 4:22 PM

A great example of how you don't notice a good hair color on a man when it's done right. You only notice the bad ones.

by Anonymousreply 41March 5, 2018 4:32 PM

Google “Beauty Work.” Every shot of a star’s face / body in a major Hollywood film is digitally retouched now - in addition to flattering makeup & lighting - so the gulf between how they look onscreen vs in “real life” is greater than ever before.

by Anonymousreply 42March 5, 2018 4:48 PM

Nobody's plastic surgeries last, that's why they keep getting more of them and end up looking like a mannequin at the end of House of Wax.

Actors do not want to end up doing a remake of Whales of August.

They still want to star in Top Gun at the age of 80.

by Anonymousreply 43March 5, 2018 7:52 PM

I'd still blow him.

by Anonymousreply 44March 5, 2018 8:04 PM

Face lifts never last. And they can't do anything about skin losing collagen and elastin as it ages, making it less resilient. Money can buy many things, but not youth.

by Anonymousreply 45March 5, 2018 8:14 PM

He looked good in his last film. For 55 he looks good. If he lived in the real world and looked like that every frau in the neighborhood would be after him.

by Anonymousreply 46March 6, 2018 2:56 AM

He's in amazing shape for 55.

by Anonymousreply 47March 6, 2018 3:38 AM

He still looks better than 99% of men of his age.

by Anonymousreply 48March 6, 2018 3:46 AM

he afraid to have major facelifts cause he paranoid someone will try cut him to pieces....

typical sci tolgist....

god imagine his kharma as a head of that church and its wickedness.

by Anonymousreply 49March 6, 2018 4:42 AM

I'm 55 myself and I think he looks good - much better than he has in the past, when he was obviously getting fillers and the rest of it.

Of course he's mentally ill so it doesn't matter.

by Anonymousreply 50March 6, 2018 5:01 AM

OP,

That is why I NEVER walk under fluorescent lights.

by Anonymousreply 51March 6, 2018 5:03 AM

^^^ Blanche DuBois

by Anonymousreply 52March 6, 2018 5:04 AM

[quote]Money can buy many things, but not youth.

Really?

by Anonymousreply 53March 6, 2018 5:06 AM

[quote]Tom didn't show up at the Academy Awards. Everyone was looking for him.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but except for certain years when he was nominated, I don't recall Tom Cruise ever really being a regular fixture at the Academy Awards. He's mostly tended to skip it.

by Anonymousreply 54March 6, 2018 5:12 AM

I cannot imagine how he can let his freaky religion keep him from seeing his own kid. It makes me sad and sick.

by Anonymousreply 55March 6, 2018 5:15 AM

A lot of clams in here tonight. They need to realize that Tommy isn't 25 anymore and should stop pretending he's some macho action hero. It's beyond embarrassing. Compare true stars like Paul Newman's later career to Cruise's public meltdown.

by Anonymousreply 56March 6, 2018 5:39 AM

I love him and can't wait for Top Gun 2!!!! That movie was soooo hot!

by Anonymousreply 57March 6, 2018 8:11 AM

R56, I'm not embarrassed . Why do you reach for such hyperbole? Don't you see how stupid it makes you sound?

by Anonymousreply 58March 6, 2018 8:20 AM

plus his weenie is dark and wrinkly....

by Anonymousreply 59March 6, 2018 10:25 AM

Still incredibly handsome with a hard body. Would take him gladly. Never minded his crazy much. He came from an abusive household and acts like a child more than anything else. Not that unusual. Shame Scientology got to him. Based on her personality, he would likely have become very involved in whatever org reached out to him first.

by Anonymousreply 60March 6, 2018 10:44 AM

He's better looking than most other 55 year olds. He's better looking than most 45 year olds!

His "plastic surgery" hasn't held up because he's only done lighter treatments like botox and fillers... maybe some of the more modern devices like ulthera or peels... no evidence of a facelift unlike the pic below, which is also a cautionary tale for most male celebrities, I would think. If you want to spot a facelift, look at the side burns and ears. The side burns are usually gone, and the little inner part of the ear (the tragus - you can google it) will have an odd appearance. Most women will wear their hair forward over their ears after a facelift & are very self conscious about it. Most men don't have a choice. Some men get plugs put in there. Wayne Netwton's side burns are probably pieces of the overall wig.

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by Anonymousreply 61March 6, 2018 10:53 AM

tom blew wayne?

by Anonymousreply 62March 6, 2018 11:43 AM

He’s a Scientologist. They’re worse than Mormons.

by Anonymousreply 63March 6, 2018 11:44 AM

This whole thread is filled with insane posters from the "Church" of scientology defending the batshit crazy, worldwide ridiculed and thoroughly disliked Cruise.

Face it clams - Cruise is over and that's exactly what he looks like. Nasty, crazy and [bold]old[/bold]...

You can have him.

by Anonymousreply 64March 6, 2018 11:51 AM

r64 can you post your pic?

by Anonymousreply 65March 6, 2018 12:21 PM

[quote]Based on her personality, he would likely have become very involved in whatever org reached out to him first.

He was super-Catholic before Scifitology got their claws into him.

by Anonymousreply 66March 6, 2018 2:54 PM

There's only one thing more pathetic than an older man desperately trying to hold onto his youth, and that would be an older actor trying to pretend he is still in his prime. Go away, crazy old white boy and make room for the youngsters. We may be getting older, but we can still see and if we're paying primo bucks for movie tickets I don't want to see your tired old wrinkly ass.

by Anonymousreply 67March 6, 2018 3:07 PM

He's fine in the Mission Impossible movies- and I don't remember any ass scenes.

by Anonymousreply 68March 6, 2018 5:28 PM

He looks very good. He's in great shape. He just needs to lay off the botox and fillers.

by Anonymousreply 69March 6, 2018 5:43 PM

Is he still a thing anymore? Been almost 20 years since I had any interest in a Tom Cruise movie.

by Anonymousreply 70March 6, 2018 5:47 PM

All he needs to do is bathe yet again in the blood of young clam$, and lost youth will return!

by Anonymousreply 71March 6, 2018 5:47 PM

After seeing so many grotesque female faces at the Oscars, it's almost refreshing to see a handsome guy looking his age. Now that's empowerment.

by Anonymousreply 72March 6, 2018 5:49 PM

He’s looking like Tom Hayden.

by Anonymousreply 73March 6, 2018 6:07 PM

[quote]e's fine in the Mission Impossible movies- and I don't remember any ass scenes.

He offered some brief ass glimpses in American Made - and it looked pretty good, actually.

by Anonymousreply 74March 6, 2018 6:27 PM

[quote]Tom didn't show up at the Academy Awards. Everyone was looking for him.

I don't believe he's attended the Oscars or any of the Oscar parties in many years.

by Anonymousreply 75March 6, 2018 6:31 PM

Its interesting that they stopped auditioning girls to date him after Katie Holmes. I was always on the fence about whether or not Suri was his kid, but the fact that he hasn't seen her much and isn't involved in the life of his ONLY supposedly biological kid makes me think he's not really the dad.

by Anonymousreply 76March 7, 2018 5:49 PM

He and Katie divorced 6 years ago and he hasn't publicly dated anyone since.

by Anonymousreply 77March 7, 2018 7:02 PM

Girl needs to lose 20lbs. first, but Tammy's in talks to play Green Lantern.

by Anonymousreply 78March 7, 2018 7:18 PM

R78, that CANNOT be true!

R76, or Katie had so much dirt on him and/or Scientology that she was able to leverage an agreement that he and his thetons stay the fuck away from Suri.

by Anonymousreply 79March 7, 2018 7:21 PM

Tammy in talks to play Green Lantern.

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by Anonymousreply 80March 7, 2018 7:37 PM

R80, that link makes clear it's total speculation.

by Anonymousreply 81March 7, 2018 7:41 PM

R80,

Is that a new musical instrument?

by Anonymousreply 82March 7, 2018 8:00 PM

Tom as Hal Jordan would be awful. They should go with Bradley Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 83March 7, 2018 8:00 PM

I say go younger than Cooper. You don't need a big name

by Anonymousreply 84March 7, 2018 8:07 PM

Geez compared to Madonnas work he looks A M A Z I N G

by Anonymousreply 85March 7, 2018 8:12 PM

I've never been a fan of Tom Cruise, but I think he looks perfectly ok, great, even. When will some of you ever realize you are lucky IF you survive to a more mature age...It always baffles me why so many on this site worship youth and deplore aging. Would any of you really prefer a short life as long as you died young...with people looking down at you in your casket and saying ..'he or she really looks great AND SO YOUNG!" Amazing.

by Anonymousreply 86March 7, 2018 9:26 PM

Cruise doesn't look all that, r86. He's gone overboard on the fillers.

by Anonymousreply 87March 8, 2018 12:03 AM

[QUOTE]Geez compared to Madonnas work he looks A M A Z I N G

😂

by Anonymousreply 88March 8, 2018 12:11 AM

Tom Cruise and Madonna are living proof that after 50 it's just fucking O-V-E-R. Nothing can be done anymore, you should just accept the fact that you're getting old and stop trying to cling to youth, because it just doesn't work anymore and you'll just look bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 89March 8, 2018 12:48 AM

Bizarre is better than old. Joan Rivers and Jane Fonda would not have gone on to have the careers they've had without it.

by Anonymousreply 90March 8, 2018 1:49 PM

Joan actually looked better with all the surgery. She was truly homely when she started out.

by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2018 1:51 PM

Somehow, Joan managed to change her face from long and narrow to wider and full. I always wondered how she did that.

by Anonymousreply 92March 8, 2018 2:01 PM

Cher's as well has lengthened her career. You don't want to see somebody who looks like Lillian Gish doing rock concerts and wearing those outfits.

by Anonymousreply 93March 8, 2018 2:02 PM

Joan was a stand up comic, not a movie star. Cher's procedures have been ridiculed for decades. She should've just had a few subtle things done, as she was truly gorgeous before she turned herself into a wax museum.

by Anonymousreply 94March 8, 2018 3:17 PM

I think he looks fantastic

by Anonymousreply 95March 12, 2018 2:21 AM

bein a clam bears on his soul

sad

by Anonymousreply 96March 12, 2018 2:24 AM

DC/WB executives must be smoking cheap crack to think that adding Tom's Buckets of Cray and inability to break eye contact to Affleck's weight and anger issues and what remains from ADHD Synder having shat all over the DCEU, is a viable option.

by Anonymousreply 97March 12, 2018 2:44 AM

[quote]You don't want to see somebody who looks like Lillian Gish doing rock concerts and wearing those outfits.

In fact, no one wants to see Cher doing rock concerts and wearing those outfits - it's as ridiculous as the plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 98March 12, 2018 3:01 AM

He looks ok

The photo at OP looks like one of those aging photos they create for missing people

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by Anonymousreply 99March 12, 2018 3:49 AM

wow, he getting the face he deserves.

SAD SAD SAD SAD

by Anonymousreply 100March 12, 2018 4:54 AM

Well, they wanted to see Cher in Sydney at Mardi Gras- over 200,000.

by Anonymousreply 101March 12, 2018 5:16 AM

Tom hasn't seen Suri in four years.

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by Anonymousreply 102March 14, 2018 7:55 PM

She wouldn’t even recognize him.

by Anonymousreply 103March 14, 2018 7:56 PM

Yeah, I brought this up in the Nicole Kidman botox thread. Tom is weird and a cult member to be sure, but the guy does still look good. I don't think he looks worked on at all.

by Anonymousreply 104March 14, 2018 7:59 PM

It's kind of weird that Katie thinks not mentioning him is going to keep Suri from remembering him - he's promoting a new movie every 6 months. Surely the child sees her father on buses and tv, etc.?

by Anonymousreply 105March 14, 2018 8:03 PM

R105 That is really sad. So, we know Tom is her biological father, no denying that. Do we think that happened the old fashioned way? And if Nicole was able to give birth (she did give birth to at least one of the new batch, right?) I wonder why she and Tom adopted the two when they were married.

by Anonymousreply 106March 14, 2018 8:18 PM

How do we know Tom is the bio father? I think Suri looks like Katie.

by Anonymousreply 107March 14, 2018 8:20 PM

R107 I think she's a ringer for Tom. Maybe a tiny bit of Katie.

by Anonymousreply 108March 14, 2018 8:23 PM

Christie Brinkley thinks you're full of shit, R89.

by Anonymousreply 109March 14, 2018 9:39 PM

Caption this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 110March 17, 2018 4:48 AM

Why do you think?

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by Anonymousreply 111March 17, 2018 5:27 AM

Isn't there something called a turkey baster?

by Anonymousreply 112March 17, 2018 3:32 PM

The paternity of Suri has been discussed here, many times; but for the DL Newbies, we shall revisit it:

Tammy had childhood mumps. Because of it, he cannot father children. Tammy's first cousin is said to be Suri's bio father; hence Tammy's surrendering / not pursing custody, to any degree, per divorce, even with his multi-millions of dollars and the COS backing. Not only would he lose a custody battle, he and the matter at hand would be exposed.

by Anonymousreply 113March 17, 2018 3:46 PM

Would you still hit it?

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by Anonymousreply 114March 19, 2018 6:42 PM

No, I wanted him back when Cher did.

by Anonymousreply 115March 19, 2018 6:46 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 116March 19, 2018 7:35 PM

I would 69 with Cruise. And we both would swallow.

by Anonymousreply 117May 17, 2018 3:03 AM

R114, I wouldn't have hit it 30 years ago; I'm certainly not going to hit it today.

by Anonymousreply 118May 17, 2018 3:18 AM

"Suri Cruise misses her father."

Father? What does "father" mean, Mommy? Is it like that evil little gnome who held us hostage?

by Anonymousreply 119May 17, 2018 3:27 AM

OP’s photo is Photoshopped from a satire web site. Y’all are dumbasses.

by Anonymousreply 120May 17, 2018 3:34 AM

He’s 62, OP. Hello?

by Anonymousreply 121May 17, 2018 4:12 AM

DAVID! Slaughter more virgin clams so I may again bathe in their blood and refreshen my youth!

by Anonymousreply 122May 17, 2018 4:17 AM
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