Frances McDormand's son is a Paraguayan Massage Therapist in New York City

Pedro? Sounds ethnic

Who was that fat, smug kid sitting next to her husband?

When did she adopt him? ...they seem more like lovers.

Never mind, that’s him.

They adopted him in 1995 from Paraguay.

Well, he's as hard to look at as his mother.

She must be so proud.

That's the same year my friend adopted a child from Nicaragua and another friend got one from Russia. They seem nice but they've had their issues. Both really struggled in school and neither went to college. That nature/nurture thing is tough to figure.

I really can’t stand this woman.

I heard he was actually a personal trainer. I don't think he's giving massages with happy endings to rich old men.

He looks like a peasant . Blood will tell.

Would expect a personal trainer to be a bit more... fit

At first I misread that as "... is a Paraplegic massage therapist ..."

i was checking out his insta and in one of the pics his mom is using a flip phone!!!! the pic is from dec 2016

What are you talking about? He's always using an iPhone

Whoops misread that

I'm gonna guess she's just old and doesn't like tech

so frances never popped out a kid?

R7 Most adoptions go bad.

It sounds like a generalisation but it's true.

Smug gayling

Can't they put him on a diet? #oscarsofat

With Jake Gyllenhaal.

So no proof that a man has actually fucked Frances.

Lovers? Bitches, please, that boy looks gayer than Paree -- and that's on his own instagram!

Imagine how hot he flames in real life. She probably really is proud of him.

yeah, you could see that gay face from outer space. he probably posts on DL lol.

frances has to be lez. so cohen is gay? the son looks spoiled as hell

sad

I fell asleep reading this thread and had a crazy dream that he shot her right after the awards show and somehow his (nonexistent) sister wound up stabbed to death, too. Padre Coen was entirely absent from the dream. And it al just seemed really mean spirited because now her Oscar win would always be overshadowed by her murder. I think the son just kind of looks like Peter Lorre in 'M' to me.

r21 that boy is fug and smug

I bet Jake enjoyed fucking that fat ass

Jake is a bottom.

He's not gay. He's FtM.

Is Pedro on Rentmen.com?

R18, please. Broad strokes. My father was adopted and he’s fine, had a great relationship with his parents. However, he was not from a Russian orphanage or born with FAS, etc. Just a love child of a single woman from the days when an illlegitimate kid was taboo.

I think he's straight, believe it or not. The smug and entitled aura crosses every spectrum, however.

R31 = no

Fierce!

Is that a dress?

WTF?

Raise your hands if you think he has a short,stubby,uncut penis!

Fug but privileged= lucky.

Frances was adopted, too. By religious fanatics.

I don't get all this hate towards Frances McDormand!! She seems genuine, unaffected. SHe's a fine actress. What gives, people?

she's OK.

I think he looks just fine and at least he's not running around doing drugs or being a punk. He looks very stable and nice, unlike a lot of the unhinged comments I see here.

How much is a happy ending?

He has latin gay face for days. And those over plucked brows don't help.

Adoption because Frances doesn't like sex or didn't want to be pregnant for 9 months?

I like her as an actress but since she's never had plastic surgery. ....she's a natural but hard 60.

Her husband Joe? looks hairy and doable since I like daddies.

she looks here age and I respect her for aging naturally and not cave into the pressure of hollywood to mess with her face.

r47, probably mostly because she was adopted and wanted to extend the same opportunity to someone else.

Vote for Pedro!

He calls her mom? Not Frances?

Too ugly for a massage therapist.

Oh, God - it just gets worse and worse.

R22 giving birth to a kid wouldn't be proof of that because technology can be used to accomplish it, too.

Look, I am a bitchy DL queen who is not sexually attracted to him, but even I think he seems like a pretty cool guy. He has some funny and charming posts - I love the one of his Mom dancing because she won the BAFTA. He seems grateful for being in New York and he loves the city.

he looks lezy

or f to m

Once again, don't be vulgar r56.

R56, that crossed a line

And blocked R56

HA r37 I thought that Billy Bob Thornton at first glance

r53 oh that tattoo OMG an elephant