Nordic Aliens

Is somebody getting their sci-fi ideas from Tolkien?

Here we are OP

Well they don't dominate this sport.

uh oh, the posters on the 'why no negro apps on grindr' wont like this no one bit!

their hotness seems a little too convenient

Norway's celebrities are a mixed bag, just like ours.

The "Eloi"!

Yum!

The Eloi have never prostrated themselves at the feet of the Movie Gods, don't understand the gentleman's code of the left-behind cowboy hat, can look at fug Jack Antonoff without vomiting, and take no pride whatsoever in their footwear.

Worse, you just know that they would indulge their death wish and refer to me as a "movie blogger" if they ever dared lumber, sans invitation, into the exclusive salons over which I preside.

Does that bother me? Of course not. I've been keeping myself busy with a slammin' Nordic alien who's the spitting image of Vanessa Roth.....no strings, of course.

Before "People Of Earth" I wasn't even aware that there is this sort of Alien race.

You best not hope I'm the one they send their fact-finding Taylor Hanson lookalike to, in an attempt to compromise my knowledge of the secret corridors to the Atmospherium Earth Essence tanks and Epsom salt mines because that means y'all are doomed.

The Nordic Aliens are said the most human looking of the various alien species and a member of the Galactic Federation of Light whose enemy is the evil Alpha Draconian Empire.

Deception is the age-old art of the insect, not reptiles. Insects even here on this planet are closest to what I would call "satanic".

Soo.. im my opinion insectoid aliens are posing are camouflaging as reptilians camouflaging as humans.

As a reptilian, I’d like to point out that these supposedly beautiful spacepeople’s hairstyles are stuck tragically in a 1970s-80s time warp. If they’re so smart, why would they choose the worst fashion era of modern times for their eternal look instead of the eternally chic hairless, scaly headed look?

R13 But they can infiltrate surfer circles, virtually undetected. When they accidentally let slip that they are energetic, intergalactic beings who have traveled through a light vortex and they feel the strongest bond on Earth with Atlantian merpeople, no one blinks an eye.

What is their connection to The Greys?

What is The Greys' Agenda?

Only on DL can people be catfished by intergalactic space aliens sending signals.

R15 Ruling The Fashion World, apparently.

We reptilians and our grey cousins are misrepresented and misunderstood. We may be a little more emotionally detached, but it’s wise for humanity to remember (how could you forget??) that angelic looking blondes can be blue-eyed devils. Don’t be dazzled by the shimmering auras. It’s all faerie dust and mirrors.

R18 And they hit the wall so young. A couple of years of dazzle and then you regret having allowed yourself to be hooked up to a life force harvesting generator for it.

I’m not saying all the Nordics are evil, R19. They’re not! As long as you’re a Nordic, too. Otherwise they see you as fuel for the ovens.

Ohhh what about a Brandi and Kim reality take on AbFab?

R20 Hey! I don't think it's fair to mix-up space aliens just hoping to mine Earth for rare, mineral resources with psychotic, human egomaniacs with "natural highlights" envy. How many could have been saved had "Sun In" been invented a few decades earlier?

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As an A-negative (Rh neg = hallmark of reptilianism, according to ancient alien theorists!) reptilian who according to Ancestry DNA is a full two percent Scandinavian, I believe we can all get along.

I think you are confusing Nordic Aliens with the pop group ABBA.

ABBA, you say, R25? Did you know the blonde chick was created through a Nazi master-race breeding program? Make a joyful noise!

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they sure beat those mexicans, OP

God help me, I'm the weak link! Something in me is extremely susceptible to the hypnotism of The Nordic's multi-textured harmonies! Leave me behind and save yourselves!

Skarsgaard II. Here’s how it goes down with the Nordics: You meet Alexander, Bill shows up to your first date, and the last thing you ever see is Pennywise.

R31 Humanity never learns!

Here's one speaking in tongues.

the gay men on this board are some of the most intelligent and funny in the GALAXY!

WHO NEEDS ALIENS!!!

How do you know we aren't

Nanu nanu!

I loved it when they landed Dancing Queen!

The Blue Avian aliens who originate from the Sombrero galaxy while the Iargan amphibian aliens their society is said to have achieved total equality among the sexes but find diversity and sexual lust to be abhorrent to their cosmic beliefs.

The Reptilians can't be trusted and don't have a peaceful agenda but an evil one. R15 The Greys are for the most part a slave race who were genetically engineered and are infertile. There are several alien races trying to drive out the reaming Reptilians left in this solar system.

R39 The greys are future you.

bump... and are they reaming the reptilians or driving out the remaining reptilians ... big difference there.

Why everyone gotta hate on us reptiles?

Reptiles represent!

Gay men: The alien reptile anus is known for it's spiked and barbed rectal sphincter. You can come for a visit but you aren't getting out of that hole anytime soon! Fair warning

That’s not true at all, R43. We have a slippery and well-lubricated cloaca and an efficient reproduction-by-egg delivery system that eliminates the messiness of monthly placentanous bloodfalls.

That picture at r23 certainly has me feeling generous with my bodily fluids.

Where can I find that guy to give him a donation?

Don, the hot Nordic on People of Earth

Rawr.

Are you sure they aren't just Aryans named Ludwig hiding out since 1945?

Because R42 they are said to be apart of the evil Draco empire and are basically xenophobic towards all other alien species including Terrans/humans and think they are better in all ways including believing they better looking every other alien race except for one. The only alien species The Reptilians don't hate or think they are better than are the ones they call "The Master Race".

R49 No one ever talks about the social injustice of pop-up intergalactic hotels only providing shampoo that's suitable for Nordic Aliens.

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"What's DL opinion on Nordic aliens who are said to be blonde,have smooth skin and stated to be one of most extremely beautiful species in the entire Milky Way galaxy?"

They are the worst tippers, I swear. They leave an egg as a tip. And not some magical science fiction egg that grants you powers or at least give you a cheesy little light show.

Nope.

Chicken egg.

Who the fuck carries around raw chicken eggs? Do they have chicken egg shaped wallets? Is carrying around an egg without breaking it a special power?

WHO CARES???

I WORK IN A DINER. I DON'T NEED ANYMORE EGGS!!!

They first started appearing ‘in person’ in the early 50s, around the time of the disasterous thermonuclear ‘Castle Bravo’ test which took place in the Bikini Atoll on February 28, 1954.

There’s a lot more to tell about this subject, but so much disinformation has been put out by intelligence agents (AFOSI agent Richard Doty being the most famous/notorious one) that it’s hard to sift the wheat from the chaff.

Sometimes the ‘Nordics’ are portayed as the good ones and the ‘Greys’ as the bad ones. Sometimes it’s the other way around. And other testimony states that the ‘Greys’ are an AI-lifeform, controlled by the ‘Nordics’.

There have also been numerous accounts of visitors who have an entirely different look (the ones that look like dwarfs, insects or robots.)

There has clearly been an ‘acclimatization’ program going on ever since the 1950s. The Tom DeLonge project is simply the latest installment and maybe the final. The movie “The Day the Earth Stood Still” was the first.

In the video below, Jessie Roestenburg speaks of her sighting in 1954 (the video is from 1977.)

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You suck at polls.

Are you sure you're not talking about Mormonism?

I really think so, dude.

Norwegian men are ugly. I prefer Latinos.

Reptilian=Republicans?