Who wants "All In" Chris Hayes?

I’d let him blow me. That’s about it.

Pass

A nice warm mussy is a nice, warm mussy.

He's cute in a nerdy-way. Now Ari Melber - I'll take some of that!

I jak off to his videos every night. His nerdy face. His big fat hole, so good daddy.

His twat is clean as a whistle.

He seems smug.

I like his show but don't find him attractive. He's really smart, though.

Married with children. What's the DL obsession with straight men?!

We obsess over Ari and he's straight. So what?

Exactly, r10. If we only obsess about gay men we're cutting our rape fantasies in half.

Fat.

I'm sorry, r12. But you can lose that weight.

For him to blow his load in me in his office at lunch time. Forces me to eat it off his cock.

Bump

His face is too chubby and oddly feminine . He also has too much torso weight. If he toned up his muscle he'd but very cute, but in his current shape, his dark circles around his eyes and his feminine face make him look like a M2F tranny who can't commit.

But what about his mussy, r16?

Or are you a bottom, r16?

A caricature of the effete liberal.

R17 from the men with Italian heritage I've slept with, his is slighty hairy around the starfish :). Smooth all over the mounds.

R18 I'm versatile but prefer a dominant partner, so I lean toward bottom when partnered.

Wanting to ass fuck Chris Hayes is indicative of the effete liberal, r19? Wouldn't it be the opposite?

I have such a thing for him: completely cute nerd with what must be a hot, meaty ass that’s meant to be eaten.

Maybe as he ages, he’ll become distinguished. Many men become better looking with age.

As a host/pundit, he's OK, and not as annoying as Rachel, but he does nothing to inspire obscene fanstasies in me.

Chris is too busy for the gym.

Me! I do!

messy bms

His last show was called "Up." The suits at MSNBC probably thought it sounded too gay to say Up-Chris Hayes

he is plain delish. and I bet his thick ass is good eating....

Eyes

R30 I think there was also a shirtless pic of him today. A month or two ago he also posted a recent shirtless pic of himself--great hairy dad bod chest.

Photo or it never happened.

R30 In that pic, he's a cute, nerdy doable twink.

His middle name is Loefreddo and he's from the Bronx and of Irish-Italian descent. Born in 1979, he is almost certainly circumcised but maybe his parents were more hippy/libs and it's possible his dick remains intact.

He's pretty woke, so my guess his kids were not circumcised. His wife is quite older and of Australian descent and 58 years old.

He snorts when he talks and he talks far too much, big pass.

That college photo of him was really cute.

Had a huge crush on him a few years back but he has pudged out.

[quote] His wife is quite older and of Australian descent and 58 years old.

No.

His wife was his college sweetheart, same age as him.

Her father is Andy Shaw, a well known reporter in Chicago, so no Australian connection, toots.

He has a sort of small round face where probably 10-20 pounds is all it takes to go from really handsome to pudged out.

Pre-pudge....

R37--That would explain the Chicago connection then where he is often reporting from Chicago. He can also been seen wearing CUBS baseball hats regularly.

Do we think he'd look good in a beard? Or maybe all he can grow is a little stubble here and there.

Looking at his Wiki, guessing Chris lived in Chicago for most of the 2000s. He was a writer at the Reader (the big indie paper) and then for a local magazine before being hired by the Nation.

Cute in a nerdy way - he looks better not in a suit.

R41 I think he was originally more casual on in prime time slot on MSNBC, but then people were complaning that he was not wearing a shirt, tie, and jacket which is standard issue for men in prime time news.

I envision Chris' dick as being very ordinary. Like 5.5" avg thickness with a real high and tight circ with one of those brown circumcision scars so common from Gomco clamp circs from the 70's.

No thanks. Bland.

Chris is cute but I'd drain Tom Llamas of ABC News of every last drop.

R43 But his knob is probably really big and tight. And I bet he spurts six feet every time he shoots.

R45 Tom Llamas is hot. But Whit Johnson is hotter.

Bod.

This particular little homosexual boy is also a four eyes.

R48 I think he's hairier now.

I know Tom Llamas. You’ll be happy to know, R45, that he’s also a great guy.

I always thought he was a (FTM) tranny. A friend of Rachel’s, with those telltale slits under his “moobs.” No Adam’s Apple, child bearing hips, narrow shoulders, and no apparent ability to grow facial hair. Children via IVF.

"A caricature of the effete liberal."

Because the dude who takes four hours to put on his 'tan in a can" face every morning and tease and blow dry his fake strawberry blonde hair is a study in conservative masculinity.

He reminds me of an old cartoon

Chris Hayes is Having a Moment, apparently.

I would love to feel those powerful muscles of his as he flexed. Feel his rock hard pecs and abs. Hot!

one of their promo clips awhile back had all these quick edits of the MSNBC crowd at their most annoyingly authoratative... and then Chris riding up on his bike with his helmet.....something about it was hilarious...reminiscent of the footage of Dukakis with HIS helmet...

Bumpn

Not me, really there are a ton of men on TV more attractive and desirable than Chris Hayes. He is all yours OP, you only have to fight off his wife.

Chris and Rachel (Maddow) joked last night about Chris not having a quarantine beard because he'd never be able to grow one! I laughed my ass off.

No thanks. Steve Kornacki, on the other hand. I'd bang him cross-eyed. He's like the hot high school teacher we all wanted once we realized what our dicks were for.

Not me bro. I wanted The buff baseball and wrestling coach.

Wrestling coaches might was well be running their own porn studios (seniors and college, of course, let's keep it legal).

FTM…

Brown? Oh dear. Must have been a stoner in high school.

R64 His shirtless photos don't have those tell tale chest scars.

He has a fem body, face, and personality. Not masculine at all.

Yeah they do, there’s a shot of him holding a child upthread that has one under his left moob. I have not seen a bilateral shot though.

R68 is for R66

R69 can you post pics of them?

He needs to wear different eyeglasses. Smaller ones. The large pairs make him look like Poindexter of Felix the Cat fame.

R70, It is upthread.^@R48

Too much of a deranged Berner and Michael Moore toady to even let him blow me. Gross.

Hubba-hubba! Great vid of him lifting weights shirtless on his Instagram stories today. I can't figure out how to link it here. Little bit of chest hair--quite hot. Part of his WarOnDadBod series.

Forget Hayes, I want to wear out my dick loving Steve Kornacki.

His enthusiasm is exhausting.