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Who wants "All In" Chris Hayes?

You just know he has a tight and fussy-clean mussy. The walls of his cunt would close in on your cock and crush it, that's how tight it is.

Come on, you know it's true.

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by Anonymousreply 7609/15/2020

I’d let him blow me. That’s about it.

by Anonymousreply 102/26/2018

Pass

by Anonymousreply 202/26/2018

A nice warm mussy is a nice, warm mussy.

by Anonymousreply 302/26/2018

He's cute in a nerdy-way. Now Ari Melber - I'll take some of that!

by Anonymousreply 402/26/2018

I jak off to his videos every night. His nerdy face. His big fat hole, so good daddy.

by Anonymousreply 502/26/2018

His twat is clean as a whistle.

by Anonymousreply 602/26/2018

He seems smug.

by Anonymousreply 702/26/2018

I like his show but don't find him attractive. He's really smart, though.

by Anonymousreply 802/26/2018

Married with children. What's the DL obsession with straight men?!

by Anonymousreply 902/26/2018

We obsess over Ari and he's straight. So what?

by Anonymousreply 1002/26/2018

Exactly, r10. If we only obsess about gay men we're cutting our rape fantasies in half.

by Anonymousreply 1102/26/2018

Fat.

by Anonymousreply 1202/26/2018

I'm sorry, r12. But you can lose that weight.

by Anonymousreply 1302/26/2018

For him to blow his load in me in his office at lunch time. Forces me to eat it off his cock.

by Anonymousreply 1402/26/2018

Bump

by Anonymousreply 1502/26/2018

His face is too chubby and oddly feminine . He also has too much torso weight. If he toned up his muscle he'd but very cute, but in his current shape, his dark circles around his eyes and his feminine face make him look like a M2F tranny who can't commit.

by Anonymousreply 1602/26/2018

But what about his mussy, r16?

by Anonymousreply 1702/26/2018

Or are you a bottom, r16?

by Anonymousreply 1802/26/2018

A caricature of the effete liberal.

by Anonymousreply 1902/26/2018

R17 from the men with Italian heritage I've slept with, his is slighty hairy around the starfish :). Smooth all over the mounds.

R18 I'm versatile but prefer a dominant partner, so I lean toward bottom when partnered.

by Anonymousreply 2002/26/2018

Wanting to ass fuck Chris Hayes is indicative of the effete liberal, r19? Wouldn't it be the opposite?

by Anonymousreply 2102/26/2018

I have such a thing for him: completely cute nerd with what must be a hot, meaty ass that’s meant to be eaten.

by Anonymousreply 2203/10/2018

Maybe as he ages, he’ll become distinguished. Many men become better looking with age.

by Anonymousreply 2303/10/2018

As a host/pundit, he's OK, and not as annoying as Rachel, but he does nothing to inspire obscene fanstasies in me.

by Anonymousreply 2403/10/2018

Chris is too busy for the gym.

by Anonymousreply 2503/10/2018

Me! I do!

by Anonymousreply 2603/10/2018

messy bms

by Anonymousreply 2703/10/2018

His last show was called "Up." The suits at MSNBC probably thought it sounded too gay to say Up-Chris Hayes

by Anonymousreply 2803/10/2018

he is plain delish. and I bet his thick ass is good eating....

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by Anonymousreply 2903/10/2018

Eyes

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by Anonymousreply 3004/03/2020

R30 I think there was also a shirtless pic of him today. A month or two ago he also posted a recent shirtless pic of himself--great hairy dad bod chest.

by Anonymousreply 3104/03/2020

Photo or it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 3204/03/2020

R30 In that pic, he's a cute, nerdy doable twink.

by Anonymousreply 3304/04/2020

His middle name is Loefreddo and he's from the Bronx and of Irish-Italian descent. Born in 1979, he is almost certainly circumcised but maybe his parents were more hippy/libs and it's possible his dick remains intact.

He's pretty woke, so my guess his kids were not circumcised. His wife is quite older and of Australian descent and 58 years old.

by Anonymousreply 3404/04/2020

He snorts when he talks and he talks far too much, big pass.

by Anonymousreply 3504/04/2020

That college photo of him was really cute.

Had a huge crush on him a few years back but he has pudged out.

by Anonymousreply 3604/04/2020

[quote] His wife is quite older and of Australian descent and 58 years old.

No.

His wife was his college sweetheart, same age as him.

Her father is Andy Shaw, a well known reporter in Chicago, so no Australian connection, toots.

by Anonymousreply 3704/04/2020

He has a sort of small round face where probably 10-20 pounds is all it takes to go from really handsome to pudged out.

Pre-pudge....

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by Anonymousreply 3804/04/2020

R37--That would explain the Chicago connection then where he is often reporting from Chicago. He can also been seen wearing CUBS baseball hats regularly.

Do we think he'd look good in a beard? Or maybe all he can grow is a little stubble here and there.

by Anonymousreply 3904/04/2020

Looking at his Wiki, guessing Chris lived in Chicago for most of the 2000s. He was a writer at the Reader (the big indie paper) and then for a local magazine before being hired by the Nation.

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by Anonymousreply 4004/04/2020

Cute in a nerdy way - he looks better not in a suit.

by Anonymousreply 4104/04/2020

R41 I think he was originally more casual on in prime time slot on MSNBC, but then people were complaning that he was not wearing a shirt, tie, and jacket which is standard issue for men in prime time news.

by Anonymousreply 4204/04/2020

I envision Chris' dick as being very ordinary. Like 5.5" avg thickness with a real high and tight circ with one of those brown circumcision scars so common from Gomco clamp circs from the 70's.

by Anonymousreply 4304/04/2020

No thanks. Bland.

by Anonymousreply 4404/04/2020

Chris is cute but I'd drain Tom Llamas of ABC News of every last drop.

by Anonymousreply 4504/04/2020

R43 But his knob is probably really big and tight. And I bet he spurts six feet every time he shoots.

by Anonymousreply 4604/04/2020

R45 Tom Llamas is hot. But Whit Johnson is hotter.

by Anonymousreply 4704/04/2020

Bod.

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by Anonymousreply 4804/04/2020

This particular little homosexual boy is also a four eyes.

by Anonymousreply 4904/04/2020

R48 I think he's hairier now.

by Anonymousreply 5004/05/2020

I know Tom Llamas. You’ll be happy to know, R45, that he’s also a great guy.

by Anonymousreply 5104/05/2020

I always thought he was a (FTM) tranny. A friend of Rachel’s, with those telltale slits under his “moobs.” No Adam’s Apple, child bearing hips, narrow shoulders, and no apparent ability to grow facial hair. Children via IVF.

by Anonymousreply 5204/05/2020

"A caricature of the effete liberal."

Because the dude who takes four hours to put on his 'tan in a can" face every morning and tease and blow dry his fake strawberry blonde hair is a study in conservative masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 5304/05/2020

He reminds me of an old cartoon

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by Anonymousreply 5404/05/2020

Chris Hayes is Having a Moment, apparently.

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by Anonymousreply 5504/08/2020

I would love to feel those powerful muscles of his as he flexed. Feel his rock hard pecs and abs. Hot!

by Anonymousreply 5604/08/2020

one of their promo clips awhile back had all these quick edits of the MSNBC crowd at their most annoyingly authoratative... and then Chris riding up on his bike with his helmet.....something about it was hilarious...reminiscent of the footage of Dukakis with HIS helmet...

by Anonymousreply 5704/08/2020

Bumpn

by Anonymousreply 5804/10/2020

Not me, really there are a ton of men on TV more attractive and desirable than Chris Hayes. He is all yours OP, you only have to fight off his wife.

by Anonymousreply 5904/10/2020

Chris and Rachel (Maddow) joked last night about Chris not having a quarantine beard because he'd never be able to grow one! I laughed my ass off.

by Anonymousreply 6004/25/2020

No thanks. Steve Kornacki, on the other hand. I'd bang him cross-eyed. He's like the hot high school teacher we all wanted once we realized what our dicks were for.

by Anonymousreply 6104/25/2020

Not me bro. I wanted The buff baseball and wrestling coach.

by Anonymousreply 6204/25/2020

Wrestling coaches might was well be running their own porn studios (seniors and college, of course, let's keep it legal).

by Anonymousreply 6304/25/2020

FTM…

by Anonymousreply 6404/25/2020

Brown? Oh dear. Must have been a stoner in high school.

by Anonymousreply 6504/25/2020

R64 His shirtless photos don't have those tell tale chest scars.

by Anonymousreply 6604/25/2020

He has a fem body, face, and personality. Not masculine at all.

by Anonymousreply 6704/25/2020

Yeah they do, there’s a shot of him holding a child upthread that has one under his left moob. I have not seen a bilateral shot though.

by Anonymousreply 6804/25/2020

R68 is for R66

by Anonymousreply 6904/25/2020

R69 can you post pics of them?

by Anonymousreply 7004/25/2020

He needs to wear different eyeglasses. Smaller ones. The large pairs make him look like Poindexter of Felix the Cat fame.

by Anonymousreply 7104/25/2020

R70, It is upthread.^@R48

by Anonymousreply 7204/25/2020

Too much of a deranged Berner and Michael Moore toady to even let him blow me. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 7304/25/2020

Hubba-hubba! Great vid of him lifting weights shirtless on his Instagram stories today. I can't figure out how to link it here. Little bit of chest hair--quite hot. Part of his WarOnDadBod series.

by Anonymousreply 7409/10/2020

Forget Hayes, I want to wear out my dick loving Steve Kornacki.

by Anonymousreply 7509/15/2020

His enthusiasm is exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 7609/15/2020
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