Scott Caan...the most repulsive freak on T.V.?

that's "closet case"

I've been waiting for this thread for ages, That closeted, little no-talent dwarf only knocked up his girlfriend because his daddy and agent told him with his limited talents the public would only 'buy' him as a heterosexual.

I think he is scorching and has the best ass I have ever seen on screen

[quote]I've been waiting for this thread for ages

We've definitely talked about Scott Caan here in the past. Many many times.

[quote] has the best ass I have ever seen on screen

His ass in "Varsity Blues" blew my mind, I literally gasped.

I am not repulsed

sexy dwarf

Me like

His Dad could be a closet case too. Or a rageaholic.

How tall is he?

[quote]His Dad could be a closet case too

Now you're REALLY pushing it, Mr Gayland.

[quote]Mr Gayland.

I suppose that is meant to be an insult.

I am from Gayland and I'm highly insulted. Come over here so I can slap a bitch.

He used to be a pass-around party pocket bottom, and was very popular in certain circles.

I love him - love short guys - and that ass! 😋

As must be mentioned in any thread on Scott Caan, he got arrested at a gay club back in the day.

r13, don't play with me now, spill a story of his exploits.

Online search gives his height as 5'5" (for comparison, his Hawaii 5-O co-star Alex O'Loughlin is given as 6'1" )

"Hmmmm...Shrimkin" :)

R13 snitch already. Which circles?

No, that NRA freek tom selleck has him beat.

overweight and overbearing.

possibly a nice dude to sit and drink with, after he locks his shotguns away......far away.

fickle face of fame: funny how one hit show can set u up for life (magnum p.i. ....I never liked it, but my grandmother did)

I like him, and don't see the point of this thread at all.

He looks like an Ewok.

Scott's gay; his dad James is straight and homophobic.

Another thread ripping apart another gay celeb. DL never changes.

I think his odd bearing has more to do with his being so short than any self loathing for his sexuality.

He's an okay looking dude, not even close to as hot as his dad was at his age, but his height is quite off putting to many. He certainly doesn't seem to like women, so it is a possibility. I have seen him around his first real "girlfriend" Kim Stewart(around '98) and I have seen him around basic club girls. No sexual chemistry at all. But I have never seen him be affectionate with another guy either.

I love me some pocket gays.

What are you talking about ? He smoking HOT. Killer bod and hot redneck face. He the bomb.

Positively R.E.P.U.L.S.I.V.E

[quote] His ass in "Varsity Blues" blew my mind, I literally gasped

Mary!!!

I agree. His ass in varsity blues is iconic.

So athletic!

He is wonderful

Didn't his father throw Scott's gay lover out a window when he caught them in bed together? I read that on the internet so it must be true.

so r13 is a big old joke. No stories no tea...sad.

He's cute enough, but the worst actor of any era and any medium. I've seen people who act with their hands, he acts with his FOREARMS.

Add that phony NY accent and his mumbling, stumbling delivery and I can barely stand to watch him. The best Five-0 episode is the one where he was unconscious for most of the duration.

Why hasn't anyone mentioned the fight he got into in a gay bar over his boyfriend?

Because it never happened ?

How do you know? Details please....

James murdered Scott’s boyfriend in front of him, threw him off a 50 story building, forcing Scott into a closeted existence for life

You're describing a scene in Braveheart. ^

R39 Sure Jan

he is in Gregg araki's film nowhere unfortunately he and Ryan Phillipe both play straight

Hummm sexy

Still not repulsed

Would love to rim him til he comes

OP just hates gay people.

R37 is clueless

[quote]NEW YORK POST, October 4, 1998 ---- FLEDGLING Hollywood actor Scott Caan, son of big-screen tough guy James Caan, didn't make his father proud by getting arrested after a boozy bar brawl last week. Caan, 23, was arrested after a punch-up with James Alleyna in a West Hollywood bar called the Firehouse. Reports following the incident claimed Caan had gone ballistic after Alleyna attempted to hit on Caan's date. In fact, the Firehouse draws a primarily gay clientele, and the date referred to in police reports was Caan's companion. New police details indicate that Caan and the man he was with that evening, Ross Porterfield, were both arrested for assaulting Alleyna and a friend, Joshua Sher. Shortly before 2 a.m., Sher allegedly tried to put the moves on Caan's pal by asking him to dance. Caan then approached Sher, who was sitting at a table, and began yelling, police say. One witness claims Caan shouted, This is my lover - what are you doing? Before long, fisticuffs ensued. According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's office, when Alleyna tried to intervene, he was knocked to the ground, at which point club security stepped in. But as Caan and Porterfield were being shown the door, the couple and several other unidentified men jumped on Alleyna and Sher, rendering Alleyna unconscious and knocking Sher to the ground. Deputies caught Caan and Porterfield as they tried to flee the scene. Caan and Porterfield were held on US$20,000 bail each, which they both posted the next day. Following the incident, articles referred simply to Caan's date - making no mention of his companion's gender. But when word got out that the fight had broken out at the Firehouse, club insiders quickly started putting two and two together. Scoffed one late-night denizen: That boy was there with his man, and everyone got into a good 'ol catfight. Police reports also refer to Caan's lover only as his date, but Deputy Sheriff Boris Nikolof commented that the phrasing certainly is interesting. While I can't say that occurred to me, now that you mention it, there are a lot of gay bars in West Hollywood. In 1995, Caan starred in A Boy Called Hate, a box office bomb in which he played the leading man role to buxom beauty Missy Crider. Laughs one critic who saw the film, It was just totally implausible. Caan is so incredibly handsome, but you just never in a million years believed he was interested in this girl. You could tell something was up. Neither Caan nor Porterfield could be reached for comment. Calls placed to the Firehouse were not returned.

Makes me love him even more

Why were you "laid up for a month," OP?

Ross Porterfield a decade later.

His dad posed nude in his younger days.

That's not James Caan.

It is James Caan. Thx R51, I searched all morning for that pic, I remembered it sooo well. Internet never forgets hehehe. Like father....

I like Scott Caan. But I’ve never liked his hair. It’s too over-fussed with. It’s all shellacked down with gel and spray. It makes the combover from back to front more obvious. He’s a sharp dresser though, so it kinda evens out.

Back in the day he was smoking HAWT

Daddy !

When The Godfather came out, his father was on everyone's top 10 wank list.

He really said “this is my lover!!!” in the late 90s? I thought by then the only gays who referred to each other as “lover” had already died.

I've always been fond of lover myself R58, but I'm 50 and British. The term cannot be bandied about in mixed company though. One has to know his audience or it comes off as pervy rather than campy.

I can't hear it any more without thinking of Rachel Dratch and Will Ferrell in the hot tub addressing each other as "my luvah."

Oh, I had forgotten about that skit. They made me twinge just a bit! She can be really funny, though odd whereas he is just grotty!

maybe hot for one minute in his 20 s.quickly sliding to average.....

Is he wearing a hairpiece in front?

Teen gayface

Plus his suit didn’t fit!

Looks like it's his dad's suit.

It was the fashion of the day. I remember that

That's it. I never liked him but now he is dead for me. Phony closeted slut.

There used to be a datalounge rumour that Scott secretly married a man, but claims to be married to a woman in public.

Scott can't be gay. He and his GIRLfriend, Kacy Byxbee, became became parents in 2014.

His torso is proportionate but his legs are really short. He looks odd.

I love shorties myself and have always found Scott to be a sexy fucker. The gay bar brawl made a lot of headlines - but years after the fact when he finally was a known commodity ("Varsity Blues"). His ass was the whole movie for me. There was no other reason to watch it, but the movie did become something of a hit and featured the late Paul Walker (who Scott always appeared to fawn all over in future years). He wisely used his amazing buns and tight body to his advantage and appeared in quite a few lame movies showing plenty of gratuitous booty and nude shots. As the years went by, he strangely lost his absurdly perfect bubble butt (implant removal?? no more squats? who knows). I still found him plenty sexy. That said, the above poster is correct - he is a TERRIBLE actor. One of the best examples of nepotism anywhere.

I still love his varsity blues ass and respect him for it. It did more for me than Laurence Olivier 's entire career.

TOM MR NRA SELLECK IS THE WORST

WITH THAT HIDEOUS COP SHOW....BLU BLOODS.

boycott that dam show

he is on board of nra, or was for long time.

He's 5'5" according to his bio. Pocket gay.

He is one hot pocket gay. What was the title of the film with Walker and the playmate, the one where they found a treasure in the sea? He was so hot in that

'Into the Blue' - a stupid film, but yes, lots of wet male skin.

Jesus. So desperate to have anyone be gay. Its the elders too. WTF is with that gen bro?

"WTF is with that gen bro? "

What's a 'gen bro,' bro?

Comma-inhibited? You type stupid-millennial.

He must be about 5 foot 3, James Caan himself is only about 5,9 on good day and he towers over his son.

I love him. Hot bro. Irish. Thug. Mmmm

He's jewish R81.

?????? Is he ?? But he looks SO irish !!!!??

I'd fuck him.

Not if he's a jew. I hate jews.

He may be a douche but he's not a bad guy, he is definitely straight.

I was in college at University of Texas in Austin when he was in town shooting Varsity Blues. My girlfriend at the time and her friends all worked at some bar on Sixth Street and Scott Caan and the rest of the cast made that bar their hang out. He fucked two girls I know that absolutely fell in love with him and told me he can eat pussy like a champ.

He was never a dick to me or anyone else as far as I know. All I got out of that experience was a few drunken conversations where Ali Larter cried on my shoulder about her dick boyfriend at the time, Marky Mark.

He is 5'5

He is wonderful. So sexy

Is he still calling other faggots like himself "faggot"?

His dad is Jewish, born in the Bronx.

His mom is deceased, but was probably Irish-Catholic descent, based on what we know of her.

In my experience, that's an interesting mix: Jennifer Connolly, Sean Penn, Harrison Ford and others all have some of that Jewish-Irish mix.

Sheila Ryan was pretty, and yes, looks Irish-American to me.

R89 is from 2007, back when GLAAD cared about people calling us faggots. Now they call us faggots.

That is a dumb name, Kacy Byxbee. What an annoyingly spelled name. (That had nothing to do with anything).

Scott Caan comes off as a douchebro with little man syndrome.

He was into being a gangsta rapper when he was younger, similar to Chet Hanks. And I'm pretty sure he fucks around on his gf. Also his dad used to smack him around as a kid to toughen him up and accidentally broke his nose once.

I thought he was an actual gay homosexual.

You guys need to get your stories straight.

We need to get our stories "straight?"

What's the story about the fight in the gay bar? I've heard so many versions.

I wondered if he was a jerk.

Scott punched a guy who tried to dance with his date in a gay bar

Manlets who lift weights always have the hottest bubble butts.

Huh weird I knew his half-brother. He was actually tall and a nice person. Maybe because he didn’t grow up with dad.

He's a total douchebro

He’s waiting for his dad to die so he can come out of the closet.

James Caan could have been one of the biggest movie stars in the world. Look at the roles he rejected.

Well thank God he turned them down. Those actors all did a better job than he ever could.

His head is so misshapen. Did they pull him out with forceps? Look at the top of his head. It’s...stretched. Like Gumby or something.

R108 I think he could have pulled them all off except Superman and maybe Star Wars.

Oh yeah he def could’ve pulled most of them off. He just wouldn’t have done a better job. Like Popeye Doyle, I could see him in that role. But it fit better with Hackman. Most of the time these actors turning down roles ends up working out for the better. Like when Will Smith turned down Neo in The Matrix and it went to Keanu—thank God for that.

Jimmy Caan doesn’t know a decent script if it came up and bit him on the ass. He hated Chapter Two, but i thought he did well in it and with him, Mason and Harper it has great repeat value. Now he does paycheck roles.

Scott Caan is so hot and tiny you could fuck him standing while doing housework. He's that tiny.