Farting passenger causes row that forces emergency plane landing

Always terrified that one time I will have an upset stomach/bad gas while traveling.

....as time goes by...you must remember this

"Although the pilot reportedly warned the passengers to stop,"

...yet failed to release the oxygen masks.

Did you see this on your iPhone? Not only did I see this there, but then 2 of my friends sent it to me! I was wondering if it would appear on DL since it has many of the ingredients (flatulence, air travel, drama in the skies, etc...)

Too bad there was no emotional support animal or screaming child to go with it.

Doesn't the safety video promise that the seat cushion can be used as a filtration device?

Windbag Air: We break records and the vapors.

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It wasn't me!

We're looking at you R8 👀

It was a queef.

It was my comfort squirrel!!

How does one stop farting?

I get the impression it was one of the women farting then. Two men complaing about farts, two men and two women banned from the airline.

We have removed Colon Blow from our menu.

There is a DL poster who is constantly posting about farting and poo.

This thread is a good example.

Automatic F&F.

Oh for fuck's sake, Little Miss Priss at r15. This thread topic is one of the leading trending topics on both Twitter and Facebook.

There not much worse than being trapped in a tin can with wings for three or four hours next to a pig.

[quote]...yet failed to release the oxygen masks.

I think the oxygen masks are only good for about 15-20 minutes.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

or this one?

Fly the friendly skies.......

Why would Sarah HS be flying Transylvania airlines?

Smart ass.

You have to ask r22?

Oh, it's Transavia Airlines; never mind.

The undead do not fly commercial, r22!

It was the Black Panther who was farting.

He was flying over to America but all the rich food on the plane made him rip constantly and he was thrown off.

Now you know.

Rule #1.

I once ate mashed potatoes on a trans pacific flight not knwoing there is dairy. I farted on my 15 hours flight from nyc all the way to hongkong.

Well, the 'bottom has risen to the top' ..'.the first shall become the last and the last shall become the first' it's what born agains have been preaching AND here we are.

I love farting on a plane. No one can hear me

In space no one can hear you...

take your meds son

This is why Ina flies private.

O LORD

HIM AGAIN