Nelly Furtado was trending earlier today on twitter because of her new, thicker body

where did that ass come from?

She really DID eat all those men!!

She was never thin.

She needs to invest in some black outfits.

Why would she wear that? Does she think that looks good?

R3 lmao!

R5, I think there are plenty of straight men who would love to have sex with that body.

She still has a waist and looks smooth and curvy. You don’t see rolls and cellulite, so I don’t think she looks terrible. But it’s not what I’d wear with that body.

Farty Nutella

Bitch can't dance at any size.

She was like the proto-Ed Sheeren. Her hip-hop influenced folk produced some solid singles. She sucked when went full Timbaland. Promiscuous Girl is so embarrassing.

[QUOTE] Promiscuous Girl is so embarrassing.

Not for her. More for Timbaland, who embarasssd himself with the Steppin Fetchin pop eyed expressions he was making.

A lot of us get fat.

That dress is a fashion DON'T.

Her last two albums have sold next to nothing. Without a career she has a lot of time to sit at home and eat.

"Nelly Furtado was trending earlier today."

Never thought I'd hear that sentence.

or a Turdy New Fellow

R10 I thought her songs from that era were fun

I took a big shit about 5 min ago.

She’s going to re-record her biggest hit. The new version will be called “I’m Like a Big Bird”.

Hasn’t anyone told her about spanx?

I Timbaland still working? He all but disappeared

What are “spanx”?

She's Portuguese; she was going to blow up eventually.

Why is it ok for Timbaland to be obese (ever see his fat ham arms) but not ok for Nelly?

Start a thread on Timbaland and we will all insult him too!

Her face is still better than some of those skinny bitches out there today.

She does have a beautiful face, but she doesn’t know how to dress for her body type.

That dress really, really requires some foundation garments. Everyone (especially those in the public eye) should dress appropriately for their age, coloring and size. You'd think a stylist would have said something.

To be fair, a lot of celebrities could be told the same thing. (I'm looking at you, Madonna.)

I love all her hit songs and videos.

She became a purtado.

That is NOT a flattering dress. Very few people can pull off white.

No.

Just...

no.

Why do fat girls put on such tight clothes? When you are rich you can buy clothes that flatter you.

She wore that white dress because she has lost weight (and her frame of reference) and she thinks she’s thin enough to wear it.

Fergie and Nelly Furtado both trending today. I guess it is 2007 again.

More like Smelly Fur Taco.

I love it when women my age get fat while I stay the same weight.

I would hate to be that size, everything is more difficult, walking, breathing, sleeping. I summer you constantly sweat, your feet feel heavy and they ache.

The only songs I remember from her is that overplayed "I'm Like a Bird" song from 2000 (Jesus, can't believe it's been almost 20 years) and then, years later, that cheesy "Promiscuous" talking song. I didn't realize at first that it was her singing "Promiscuous," and was surprised when I found out.

Did she get a new management team that tried to boost sales by reinventing her from flower child to sex kitten? It really didn't suit her. Reminds me of the time Michelle Branch posed topless on the cover of Maxim, and ended up killing her career. Same thing happened to Jewel when she tried to start singing pop music and doing "sexy" music videos.

R30 LOL! I didn't get your comment until I said it out loud

Madonna brought Nelly up on stage in 2015 in Toronto during her Rebel Heart tour and I thought she was a chunky lesbian.

She's pear shaped so 10 to 20 extra pounds will make her look 100 pounds fatter.

waiting for her new clothing line to debut at Lane Bryant " Obesity Girl"

Women like her can still get a lot of straight cock if she wants it, especially BBC which I'm quite envious of.

She might fly like a bird, but it doesn’t appear that she eats like one.

She can be fat if she wants to. Leave her alone. She was never a model

[quote]A lot of us get fat.

People who make living off of how they look have no business getting fat.

Still a jam R3

[Quote] Same thing happened to Jewel when she tried to start singing pop music and doing "sexy" music videos.

Lol i forgot about this song.

Though, Jewel's "Intuition" gave us many minutes of joy soundtracking snatch razor commercials.

Ooh... girl.. white is not the color to wear when you’re that size!

she has a beautiful face and straight men go crazy for that kind of "fatty" (with curves, and big T&A). She also has that sexy golden skin tone and fair eyes: i'm sure she's crying over some fags opinion!

She's only 5'2" so any weight gain is going to be obvious.

If she wore a blue wiggle dress with foundation garments and a waspie she could got for that “I love food and cocktails and sex and have curves in all the right places!” look Nigella Lawson cultivated when at her biggest. But white jersey isn’t anyone’s friend.

R51 Oh, hun. Bless your little heart, pudding. You keep telling yourself about how much men love women who let themselves go...