Last night my straight friend showed up with a four pack of dogfish head 120 IPA. He had texted me that he had a surprise and wanted to see if I was home and could share because at work we both discuss how much we love it. He’s a social friend and I had nothing on my agenda so I said sure.
So he comes over and we drink it. He cannot hold his liquor that well and gets very tipsy on two bottles.
Ok nothing happened so calm down but I still had a rather odd experience with him. He has a blonde wife who is ten years older than he is. Very attractive but definitely older.
So now that he’s drunk he explains the older wife. He says he has always liked older women. He tells me a story of when he was 13, his childhood in San Diego. He was obsessed with the 40 something mom of his very best friend. (He’s clearly enjoying telling me this story.) On fateful evening he sleeps over the friend’s house on Friday night but the next morning the friend gets a call from his robotics team and he has to go into school for an hour or two. So my friend is now there alone. In his pajamas. He is fantasizing nonstop about his friend’s sexy older mother and it excites him as only teens can get excited so, raging boner in his hand, he resolves to masturbate right there with the door open, because the mom could walk by at any minute and see him, so this makes it much hotter for little 13 year old him. So as he’s doing it the mom walks by. He tells me she passes by the doorway looking in. His hand freezes on his cock. He hears her stop walking, then back up and look in at him again. He says he can still remember the tidal wave of desire he felt as she stood there looking at his erect dick. Then ... she came into the room. He said as she got closer he was overwhelmed by the desire to stroke again and so he went back to it and she said, something like, “ok Brett it’s fine, I just want to help you clean up when you’re done, I hope you don’t mind that I stay to do that.” Which of course is bullshit, she’s there to watch. She sat and watched him stroke his dick with a placid expression. He came immediately and massively and said as he did she seemed very pleased. Then she came right over, took the top sheet and asked him for his pajama top, helped him slip it off, and left the room with them, saying “why don’t you shower and dress, and I’ll try to have your top clean by the time you leave.”
He clearly loved telling me this story. I just laughed and said, “wow what an experience.” He said after that she was always very nice to him, cooing at him and often touching him in a friendly way, and she was basically all he masturbated to after that. When he got older he always hit on mature blondes and that explains his current relationship with Cara his much older wife.
Ok now that’s off my chest. Some questions.
Is what the mom did illegal? From what he said she just watched him and never touched him (until she helped him take the shirt off after he came).
Why did he tell me, the gay guy from the office, this story in such detail? He’s handsome but very straight and I don’t think of him sexually. Well that’s a lie lol but I’m sure you all know what I mean.
So ... ?
