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I'd fuck Jon Bon Jovi everyday if I could

Jesus Christ he was the sex in the 80s.

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by Anonymousreply 88August 1, 2018 7:50 PM

Well he's fugly now.

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by Anonymousreply 1February 17, 2018 9:58 PM

Wow you're exaggerating. Of course not as hot as he was but he's good for his age.

by Anonymousreply 2February 17, 2018 10:02 PM

My gay friend did. Once.

by Anonymousreply 3February 17, 2018 10:09 PM

He's better than his son.

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by Anonymousreply 4February 17, 2018 10:10 PM

big cock

by Anonymousreply 5February 17, 2018 10:10 PM

Richie Sambora was much hotter in the beginning, Jon has held up better though.

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by Anonymousreply 6February 17, 2018 10:26 PM

At first I thought the girl was Linda Hamilton walking around with a head wound bandaged up. I think they edited out a gun the other girl was pointing at those guys at the end of that video.

by Anonymousreply 7February 17, 2018 10:35 PM

In the 80s he was quite openly Republican. An unattractive look.

by Anonymousreply 8February 17, 2018 11:35 PM

He was - still is - cute. If he'd dye his hair he'd look 10 years younger.

by Anonymousreply 9February 18, 2018 12:39 AM

Cute, hot little thing.

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by Anonymousreply 10February 18, 2018 12:44 AM

Baby!!!

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by Anonymousreply 11February 18, 2018 12:45 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 12February 18, 2018 12:47 AM

HOW slippery?!

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by Anonymousreply 13February 18, 2018 12:48 AM

UGH!

Plus his music was always shitty.

by Anonymousreply 14February 18, 2018 12:48 AM

It doesn't come much gayer than this.

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by Anonymousreply 15February 18, 2018 12:55 AM

[quote]In the 80s he was quite openly Republican. An unattractive look.

Any sources for that? Unless he changed his political beliefs, since before the 2000s, he's been heavily involved in Democrat candidates including appearing at fundraisers, rallies and supporting candidates.

by Anonymousreply 16February 18, 2018 5:15 AM

R16 He was quoted in print but that was pre-internet. Of course you have to remember the support for Reagan wasn't as shameful as supporting Trump is now. A lot of people found RR charming.

by Anonymousreply 17February 19, 2018 12:31 AM

I was a teen in the Midwest during the heyday of “hair” metal. My friends and I were ALL over it.

Bon Jovi, the man and the band, remain the worst of the worst. Corporate Rock but with shitty songs. The guy can’t sing or play but he had industry connections and was willing to play the record label game so : #1 on the charts.

He isn’t even that good looking.

by Anonymousreply 18February 19, 2018 12:38 AM

"I believed in the 1980s, sure!"

But what about Uncle Ronnie, Ronald Reagan?

"I voted for him! 1980. First time I could vote."

You voted for Reagan?

"Sure! I was 18, and how could you not be impressed?"

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by Anonymousreply 19February 19, 2018 12:51 AM

his looks r gone, finito.. I wouldn't lay my hands on him.

by Anonymousreply 20February 19, 2018 1:01 AM

[quote]I wouldn't lay my hands on him

...and so shouldn't Mary OP

by Anonymousreply 21February 19, 2018 1:07 AM

I thought he was hot shit when i was 13, that lasted for maybe a year. As an adult i now see him as a cheesy, pretentious or fart

by Anonymousreply 22February 19, 2018 1:17 AM

Jon always had great legs, which is why he wore tight jeans.

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by Anonymousreply 23February 19, 2018 1:32 AM

The idol of every bleach bottle blonde, big haired bimbo in Levittown NY and Levittown PA born between 1960 and 1980.

by Anonymousreply 24February 19, 2018 1:47 AM

In R13's photo, he looks like a bottom that needs to be held down and fucked mercilessly. I think he looked best when he cut his hair.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 19, 2018 2:12 AM

He look alike Buffalo Bill with his wig.

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by Anonymousreply 26February 19, 2018 3:52 AM

Would you fuck him, R26?

by Anonymousreply 27February 19, 2018 3:59 AM

R3, wanna share more about that?

by Anonymousreply 28February 19, 2018 4:05 AM

Tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 29February 19, 2018 5:02 AM

A friend of mine met Jon Bon Jovi the other day in Bostin and said he's short, like 5'7 and has a small stature. I thought he was taller than that.

by Anonymousreply 30April 3, 2018 5:34 PM

Jon Bon Jovi ??? Really ??? How old are you exactly ? What is the average age on DL ? I am beginning to suspect something awful. I am feeling more and more like Rosemary fucking Woodhouse...

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by Anonymousreply 31April 3, 2018 5:52 PM

I think he was pretty fucking hot back in the day and even through his 40s. Just look at that shot r11 posted (a Richard Avedon, incidentally). Fantastic body. So what if his music sucks and he's an obnoxious prick?

by Anonymousreply 32April 3, 2018 6:08 PM

R32 that pic sure is pretty, but bon jovi hasn't looked like that for quite some time, and if my memory serves me well, Avedon has been pushing up the daisies for quite a while..

by Anonymousreply 33April 3, 2018 6:24 PM

He's been working out again and lost a bunch of weight lately. My friend said his stomach was pretty flat when he met him. Here's a more recent pic.

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by Anonymousreply 34April 3, 2018 6:36 PM

Spanx is Jon's friend R30

by Anonymousreply 35April 3, 2018 6:53 PM

Nah, R35. He's lost weight. Look at his arms in R34 compared to the pic from at R12.

by Anonymousreply 36April 3, 2018 6:57 PM

I grew up around those boys. I have a family connection to one of them by marriage and I worked with one of their mothers. I never cared for them or their music but Jon had a much hotter cousin that I was crazy about. I changed my entire HS schedule just to take metal shop with him. I can still picture his tight round ass filling out his Wranglers. We got high a couple of times but nothing ever happened. I've never googled him because I only want to remember him (and me) young and gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 37April 3, 2018 7:00 PM

Pedos! The whole lot of you!

by Anonymousreply 38April 3, 2018 7:07 PM

Olivia I thought you was a lady !!! Tell us about Jared bitch

by Anonymousreply 39April 3, 2018 7:45 PM

Link R37, or it never happened

by Anonymousreply 40April 3, 2018 7:47 PM

Are there still people who believe he's straight? If he came from Connecticut he would have taken up ice skating.

by Anonymousreply 41April 3, 2018 10:12 PM

R40, what a retarded thing to say!

Pay her no mind, R37. Some of us here appreciate insiders.

by Anonymousreply 42April 3, 2018 11:06 PM

He's the straightest man ever, R41.

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by Anonymousreply 43April 3, 2018 11:12 PM

Cutie Pie.

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by Anonymousreply 44April 3, 2018 11:13 PM
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by Anonymousreply 45April 3, 2018 11:18 PM

He had a beautiful face. The 80s hair is difficult to see beyond, though. And my older sister was (and still is) absolutely in lust with him and his music, so I never really got it. But if she’s stuck with JBJ in the 80s, I’m still with Tori Amos in the 90s. We’re ollllllld!

by Anonymousreply 46April 3, 2018 11:19 PM

With his wife and 4 children.

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by Anonymousreply 47April 3, 2018 11:19 PM

Alluring!

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by Anonymousreply 48April 3, 2018 11:20 PM

Street smart!

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by Anonymousreply 49April 3, 2018 11:21 PM

Mystical and masculine!

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by Anonymousreply 50April 3, 2018 11:21 PM

A more recent pic.

LMAO, R50.

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by Anonymousreply 51April 3, 2018 11:22 PM

Jon Bon DeGeneres!

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by Anonymousreply 52April 3, 2018 11:23 PM

Very masc in this side profile.

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by Anonymousreply 53April 3, 2018 11:25 PM

Being all sassy.

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by Anonymousreply 54April 3, 2018 11:26 PM

His kids all have his original nose.

by Anonymousreply 55April 3, 2018 11:32 PM

R37, ok, good to know about the cousin. What can you tell us about Jon? Did he get good grades? trouble maker in school?

by Anonymousreply 56April 3, 2018 11:38 PM

And most importantly, any gay rumors back then, R37?

by Anonymousreply 57April 3, 2018 11:40 PM

Jon and underwear.

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by Anonymousreply 58April 3, 2018 11:43 PM

All Man!

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by Anonymousreply 59April 3, 2018 11:45 PM

?????????????

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by Anonymousreply 60April 3, 2018 11:47 PM

Chest

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by Anonymousreply 61April 3, 2018 11:51 PM

But he probably was, R60.

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by Anonymousreply 62April 3, 2018 11:52 PM

I have to listen to “Never Say Goodbye” now!

by Anonymousreply 63April 3, 2018 11:54 PM

R60 They were just telling him to invest in hair removal.

by Anonymousreply 64April 3, 2018 11:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 65April 4, 2018 12:04 AM

Nude

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by Anonymousreply 66April 4, 2018 4:35 AM

wtf is this?

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by Anonymousreply 67April 4, 2018 4:37 AM

No bulge whatsoever though, so probable princess tiny meat, Richie is a different story though.

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by Anonymousreply 68April 4, 2018 4:42 AM

I would gladly fuck him today, he was too girly when younger

by Anonymousreply 69April 4, 2018 4:56 AM

He sure liked short shorts.

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by Anonymousreply 70April 4, 2018 5:15 AM

I prefer Springsteen.

by Anonymousreply 71April 5, 2018 3:40 PM

[quote]I'd fuck Jon Bon Jovi everyday if I could

"Everyday" is only one word when it's an adjective.

by Anonymousreply 72April 5, 2018 4:42 PM

He does look short compared to the other guys in that photo. He also looks slutty.

by Anonymousreply 73April 5, 2018 5:20 PM

If I have to post this one more time: friends of mine from college grew up with him in Sayreville, NJ and said he is definitely bisexual. Years later, I was talking to a man in a gay bar in NJ who knew Jon's father, a barber/hairdresser, and said Jon definitely had his share of men.

by Anonymousreply 74April 5, 2018 5:46 PM

yes, he is very short, probably even shorter now that he's older....you shrink when you age.

I've seen him in person.

by Anonymousreply 75April 5, 2018 5:48 PM

Was he the bottom, R74? I'd imagine so.

by Anonymousreply 76April 5, 2018 5:57 PM

Tell us more, R74! Share some stories at least.

by Anonymousreply 77April 5, 2018 7:09 PM

Was Jon's father gay?

by Anonymousreply 78April 5, 2018 10:41 PM

R78 Jon's father was a barber/hairdresser. Read into that what you want to.

by Anonymousreply 79April 6, 2018 3:59 AM

Of course he's been laid by other guys. It's just kind of there.

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by Anonymousreply 80April 6, 2018 4:05 AM

What difference does it make if his father was gay? The question is, has Jon been with men?

by Anonymousreply 81April 6, 2018 4:57 AM

Well he sure has been with a fuck load of women too.

The lead singer of Poison was a similar type back in the mid-late eighties. He had the girlie look and wore a lot of girly looking clothes as well.

However he WAS hung(ask Pammy.) Do you guys think he was bi too? And no one was any girlier than Tommy Lee in his Heather Locklear days. Makeup for days and hair that made Jon's look conservative.

by Anonymousreply 82April 6, 2018 6:54 AM

Jon has a very femme look, he's never been very masculine looking at all, not even with short hair. Looks like he has a small duck too.

by Anonymousreply 83April 6, 2018 7:01 AM

The photo at r59!

GURRRRRRL!

by Anonymousreply 84April 6, 2018 7:18 AM

Right, R84?! Lol

by Anonymousreply 85April 6, 2018 7:39 AM

WTF is this about?

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by Anonymousreply 86April 6, 2018 7:45 AM

He actually looks better in some recent pics, like the one on the couch. Like he's not trying so hard. That's always attractive.

by Anonymousreply 87April 6, 2018 9:41 AM

That pic at R59. How did women ever think that he was masc?

by Anonymousreply 88August 1, 2018 7:50 PM
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