The Faith Tones: Let Jesus Use Me

You girls are too fast, skipping hand holding and going straight to anal is something of which the Lord doesn’t approve.

Buncha hair-hoppers!

These ladies are old crones now. Watching Fox News in their assisted living homes and delighting that Jesus picked Trump to restore dignity to the White House. I only hope they have kept their elaborate coiffures going 50 years later.

If the top two girls smashed their heads together, what would happen?

[quote] I only hope they have kept their elaborate coiffures going 50 years later.

Old crones always keep their elaborate coiffures

We based our group's wigs off of these ladies

I hope Jesus used them the way they wanted.

The one on the top left (Beverly Beecham) is a lesbian and married her life partner in 2004 at the age of 66.

I thought this was revealed to be a hoax cover, badly photoshopped.

Ever since women stopped wearing non-Euclidean hairstyles that act as satellite dishes gathering and channeling the Jesus-waves to one’s brain, they have all become a bunch of hussies!

One must experience the audio

These women DO NOT love Jesus. If they did, they would have not cut their hair. Jesus only loves long haired woman who pile it mile high on their heads.

I like their song, "I'll Be There in a Jiffy, Pop".

That is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen. They’re so hideous.

The one in the middle is a tranny before trannies became a thing.

Somebody posted in another thread that the one on the left became a lesbian missionary.

She was a missionary in Myanmar for a long time and then returned to the States and married her partner in Massachussetts.

Sounds like they may have gotten that from the linked site, R16. Looks like satire to me, but what do I know?

Yeah, it's completely bogus. No one knows happened to them. Probably OD'ed on hairspray fumes.

Their follow-up album, Jesus Knocked Me Up, But He Won't Pay Child Support, was not as successful.

Gospel music has always been suggestive. Get a load of some of these songs:

He Touched Me

Let Him Have His Way With Thee

Have Thine Own Way, Lord

and

"Ain't Nobody Do Me Like Jesus"

which is on the "Highway 61" movie soundtrack

The did a cover of a Darlene Love song but retitled it "Jesus Hit Me, but It Felt Like a Kiss".

Bring...us...the...heads of.....

Let me touch him....

Seriously now, and all kidding aside, scroll back up the image of the album cover. Then, take your index finger and use it to cover up the hairdos, one by one, and take a good, long look at those faces.

Those are totally GUYS!

Didn't the middle one play Mrs. Voorhees in Friday the 13th?

They released a scat album early on. I think the lead single was "Pew, what's that smell?"

Do you think they sewed their matching outfits, or was there a sale at JCPenney?

One of them became a lesbian missionary? Like, proselytizing for lesbianism? Ding Dong, Lesbian Missionary calling!

Y'all make Jesus horny

I can't wait for their new single

"Jesus Pimped Me Out"

When they toured, Loretta Fudge was their opening act.

Bouffant hair + Harlequin glasses = Fucking Sexy

They had kind of a Christian McGuire Sisters sound going on.

But did Jesus call you on your cell phone?

The top hits on their new album are 'I Left My Load at Calvary' and 'Gladly the Cross-eyed Bear'

They ALL look like trannies -- in Ratty Korean Wigs.

Didn’t they sing “Jam Up and Jelly Tight?”

Fake

They look like Huckabees...

I know where they got they hair did.

The one on the right looks like Stephen Fry in extremely bad drag.

I can't imagine who, r42, would want to turn their pony-tailed pixie into a pint-sized femme fatale. It isn't fitting.

I think these are the gals who did their hair for them.

The Rathbuns have tasted.......

Rock on down with Svetlana!

"Lord, I'm on my knees ready for your glory!"

Did the Rathbuns swallow?

so stylish

trend setting stylish

their male counterpart

Cousin Foy

Lord, Let My Take Your Load

The Clara Ward Singers also wore their hair tall for the Lord.

The Faith Tones: "Jesus, use us."

Jesus: "Naw, I'm good. Lucifer, you want in on this?"

Lucifer: "No offense, but I'd rather watch hell freeze over. Mwahaha."

Their long time manager

Jesus, this one checks off so many boxes....

Look at dad in earlier picture... Gurrrrl...