WHET Chris Salvatore

Had? Why the past tense?

Chris Salvatore? The talentless himbo that was in a couple terrible WeHo gay movies?

Far from talentless or a himbo. Cared for old lady neighbor too.

His coming out story.

R2 is the kind of idiot we need less of.

Oh dear. Did I hurt your feelings Chris/OP?

I never heard of this guy before. He's cute. Who's had him? Is he a top or a bottom? Big slut?

Here’s his bod, R7.

Well with a cudgel like that, I hope he's a top.

[quote] He had everything: looks, brain, courage, toughness. Why isn't he our main spokesman instead of NPH?

Because NPH was actually successful.

Gorgeous guy, really sweet (I met him once in passing), and tall... Too tall to model; not a good enough singer to get a record contract, and not a good enough actor to land any substantial roles.

[quote]Too tall to model; not a good enough singer to get a record contract, and not a good enough actor to land any substantial roles.

He's a triple threat! But with a thick dick like that, he has everything he needs.

You say that but a guest appearance on "Fire Island" does not a career make!

He's Charlie Nobody!

[quote] He had everything: looks, brain,

Brain and brain! What is brain?

It's hard to believe this was not a major hit!

The fun story about his dudes is Chris Salvatore was upset that his penis looked small in Eating Out and people were talking shit.

So he leaked some dick pics to show he was bigger than people realized.