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When Will Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics Leak?

You know some lucky bitch has some, straight guys are stupid and love to text pics of their dicks. I don't care if his face isn't visible, I just need a look at that succulent MAN MEAT.

It can't happen soon enough, he is sooooooo fiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!!

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by Anonymousreply 56706/11/2021

Not dick pics but I bet he can swallow a cock like he did this whole pizza slice

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by Anonymousreply 102/13/2018

Nice VPL, OP. But looks pretty average.

Although, he seems like a nice guy but we only care about sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 202/13/2018

LOL Straight nen are stupid and send pics? How about ALL men are stupid and send pics?

by Anonymousreply 302/13/2018

Does he not wear underwear in OP's pic?

by Anonymousreply 402/13/2018

Hubba hubba!

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by Anonymousreply 502/13/2018

That's average R2? Let's see your pic and run it up against his "average".

by Anonymousreply 602/13/2018

Yay! Hairiness!

by Anonymousreply 702/13/2018

Although I admit he is hot, it is bizarre to me the latest gay heartthrob is, of all people, a luge champion.

My FB feed is filled with my friends-who-are-bears posting about how hot he is. But who the hell follows the luge event?!

by Anonymousreply 802/13/2018

The pic at R5 is officially BELOW AVERAGE

Don't get me wrong, he's sexy. But let's not kid ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 902/13/2018

I think OP’s pic is photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 1002/13/2018

I'd never heard of Mazdzer until I saw him win the silver medal in luge. Now he's my new sports boyfriend. He's good-looking and seems to have a charming personality and some brains. And, yes, he also has a girlfriend, but I'm never ever going to meet him so dreaming about him costs nothing. I do hope he parlays this nanosecond of fame into... something, something more visible than lugeing. I have no idea what that would be, though. Sure, I'd buy a beefcake calendar of him, but that seems borderline tacky. Maybe he could be a winter-sports commentator. Or go on Survivor. I don't know, just stay with us, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 1102/13/2018

Chris has a leaky dick?

by Anonymousreply 1202/13/2018

FINALLY a hunky Millennial without any awful tacky TATTOOS!

by Anonymousreply 1302/13/2018

He’s from The Berkshires, so he’s got money. And that VPL pic is not at all shopped. It is on Getty Images and there are several of them with slightly different poses.

by Anonymousreply 1402/13/2018

Gay Twitter speaks:

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by Anonymousreply 1502/13/2018

Of course with a hot straight guy in the news, we get our requisite fawning article from Queerty.

by Anonymousreply 1602/13/2018

Meh. Wouldn’t look at him twice on the streets of Hells Kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 1702/13/2018

Well, R16 I'm jest a gurl who cain't say "no" to straight dick.

by Anonymousreply 1802/13/2018

I want him to fill all my holes.

by Anonymousreply 1902/13/2018

It’s time for nude luge or nuge.

by Anonymousreply 2002/13/2018

He does have some kind of “star quality” about him. His face is cute, not handsome, and his hair is thinning, but he exudes sex.

by Anonymousreply 2102/14/2018

[quote]but he exudes sex.

Must be the cause of the leaky dick.

by Anonymousreply 2202/14/2018

[quote] The pic at [R5] is officially BELOW AVERAGE

So you're saying you yourself look better than that? If so, link to your photo, please, so we can judge. Otherwise, you're admitting you're also below average.

by Anonymousreply 2302/14/2018

I think he’s hot as fuck. His gf is damn lucky.

by Anonymousreply 2402/14/2018

I want him deeply inside me.

by Anonymousreply 2502/14/2018

If that pic is any indication, it won’t be too deep.

by Anonymousreply 2602/14/2018

I don't really care about his dick size (unless it's microscopic, which it clearly isn't). He's sexy in an average-guy kinda way (i.e., not some Instaho gymtard) and has a sense of humor about himself and what he does ("I lay down for a living."). He can lay down next to me, under me, on top of me or wherever he likes.

I fear, however, that we won't see him again until the Beijing Winter Games in 2022. The lesser winter sports don't get the media love that ones like snowboarding, downhill skiing and figure skating do, at least not in the US. Chris -- get a good agent!

by Anonymousreply 2702/14/2018

I guess it could be because of the compression suit, but he doesn't seem to have much in the scrotal department.

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by Anonymousreply 2802/14/2018

maybe he's a grower not a shower.

by Anonymousreply 2902/14/2018
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by Anonymousreply 3202/14/2018

video, semi-flaming

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by Anonymousreply 3302/14/2018

R33 He should strongly consider a career in gay porn. He'd make good money.

by Anonymousreply 3402/14/2018

R32 teasing teasing...

by Anonymousreply 3502/14/2018

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting.

by Anonymousreply 3602/14/2018

What would Ryan Lochte do? Do the opposite, says Chris in this brief talking-head interview with TMZ. (TMZ is clearly trying to take advantage of the Internet's new Sports Boyfriend before the Internet moves on to a new one next week -- and who can blame them, I guess -- but this is pretty badly done and free of much actual content. No fault to Chris, of course. The videographer could have at least stood back a couple of feet.)

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by Anonymousreply 3702/14/2018

Great nipples, r33.

by Anonymousreply 3802/14/2018

Those thighs!!!

by Anonymousreply 3902/14/2018

I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.

by Anonymousreply 4002/15/2018

Love his mischievous smile. To me it says, "I'm about to strip completely naked and streak through the Olympic Village."

by Anonymousreply 4102/15/2018

R41 YES PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 4202/15/2018

R33 at first I thought he said "do you play in the Olympics because I brought my lube" sadly it was luge LOL

by Anonymousreply 4302/15/2018

R36 Chris doesn't fart and only poops out Olympic medals.

by Anonymousreply 4402/15/2018

[quote]I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.

I'm sure rubbing is all you have in mind. Right.

by Anonymousreply 4502/15/2018

R45 rubbing leads to riding

by Anonymousreply 4602/15/2018

To the poster up thread who said he's losing his hair. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.

by Anonymousreply 4702/15/2018

R47 I wouldn't care if his hair was thinning he would still be hot as fuck.

R32 I wish my face was right between his legs in that shot.

by Anonymousreply 4802/15/2018

I Just want his dick to leak pre all over me.

by Anonymousreply 4902/15/2018

R33 I've been saying all along that Chris pings to me, but nobody has been listening.

Either he's gay, or he's the gayest straight guy in the world.

by Anonymousreply 5002/15/2018

MOST younger guys now ping. It's the over-coddling from their parents.

by Anonymousreply 5102/15/2018

From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 5202/15/2018

I need to see his tight furry hole.

by Anonymousreply 5302/15/2018

[quote]From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?

There is no VPL, so I vote uncut.

by Anonymousreply 5402/15/2018

Beautiful chest and nice smile. That's all I need.

by Anonymousreply 5502/17/2018

Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:

[quote]I can’t thank my family enough for being so supportive and dealing with me through thick and thin. The reason that I am the person I am today is because of you! Yes, that includes loosing my phone, wallet and probably 🥈as well 😂 #thanksmom #loveyou

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by Anonymousreply 5602/18/2018

I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write his name.

by Anonymousreply 5702/18/2018

um..you guys do know they wear tight fitting underwear under those things right? It is usually a spandex or nylon material keeps the goods from getting chaffed or bound up.

by Anonymousreply 5802/18/2018

Everyone here wants to see him naked. No one wants to see Adam Rippon naked

by Anonymousreply 5902/18/2018

That’s because we’ve all seen Adam look-a-likes naked before. Nothing new to us. That doesn’t mean Adam isn’t good looking or that anyone here would turn him down

by Anonymousreply 6002/18/2018

No dick pics, just Chris reading tweets about his fine self.

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by Anonymousreply 6102/26/2018

Gay voice. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 6202/26/2018

r56, you are a wiinner.

by Anonymousreply 6302/26/2018

Cute face, great body, but that looks like a micro dick in there.

by Anonymousreply 6402/26/2018

Vote early! Vote often! (You can vote as often as you like, actually.)

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by Anonymousreply 6503/01/2018

nice penis.

by Anonymousreply 6603/01/2018

How do you know, R66?

by Anonymousreply 6703/01/2018

I can see through fabric, you thirsty queen.

by Anonymousreply 6803/01/2018

I am deeply in love with him

by Anonymousreply 6903/01/2018

I follow him on insta he does have a cute personality. His girlfriend is a Romanian tramp from Salt Lake City.

by Anonymousreply 7003/01/2018

R69 I would love for him to come in me deeply.

by Anonymousreply 7103/01/2018

[quote]Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:

He won silver. Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 7203/01/2018

"a Romanian tramp"

That's redundant.

by Anonymousreply 7303/01/2018

Can't we do something about that ?I don't know... Deport her ?

by Anonymousreply 7403/01/2018

Why does she have Chris when the rest of us don't ?

by Anonymousreply 7503/01/2018

I can't even

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by Anonymousreply 7603/01/2018

R25, don't you mean "I want him inside me, quite deeply" ?

Or perhaps "I want to meet him and have his penis go in and out of my anus repeatedly, creating quite a lot of friction, and eventually exchange bodily fluids with him"?

Yep, that's how we do it at The Data Lounge. Gay gossip, politics, and pointless bitchery, served up since 1995.

by Anonymousreply 7703/01/2018

r72 You loose.

by Anonymousreply 7803/01/2018

Chris looks good in a wet sarong, unsurprisingly.

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by Anonymousreply 7903/07/2018

Hot,hot,hot.

by Anonymousreply 8003/07/2018

His insta has so many men commenting on him..I think he likes it

by Anonymousreply 8103/07/2018

He is just... HAWTTTT. My goodness. The body. The fur. The FACE. The SMILE...

by Anonymousreply 8203/08/2018

I've had a crush on him since Vancouver 2010. He's beefed up a lot since and is still hawwwtt but I actually liked him better when he had a little baby fat.

by Anonymousreply 8303/08/2018

I like his hard nipples. I bet he plays with them a lot.

by Anonymousreply 8403/08/2018

God I hope Chris gets on Dancing with the Stars in the coming season. I haven't watched that craptastic train wreck of show for years, but I would if Chris was a cast member.

Week in and week out of him rehearsing and then performing with an open shirt or no shirt or a shirt that gets torn away... I'd have to re-type this post with "cumming season".

by Anonymousreply 8503/08/2018

I'd let him nut on my face any time.

by Anonymousreply 8603/08/2018

Ooooooh yessss please, Chris in DWTS

by Anonymousreply 8703/08/2018

I think DWTS is the cheesiest thing in the world but I'd watch him on it (but only after i DVR it and can only watch him)

by Anonymousreply 8803/08/2018

I'll youtube it. For him 💞

by Anonymousreply 8903/08/2018

Hmm.

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by Anonymousreply 9003/08/2018

Re-hummmmm. There is nothing I wouldn't do for Chris

by Anonymousreply 9103/08/2018

Sexy as FUCK in this video

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by Anonymousreply 9203/08/2018

His girlfriend may be a Romanian tramp, but I see she runs a wedding planning service and does a *lot* of gay weddings. I imagine that’s more challenging to do in Mormon country.

by Anonymousreply 9303/08/2018

He looks no better and no worse than half the guys who walk through my office door each day. He's certainly not unattractive but I gotta confess that I don't understand all the commotion over him.

Is he any good at, uh, "luge-ing?"

by Anonymousreply 9403/08/2018

He won a silver medal, so I would say yes, he is.

by Anonymousreply 9503/08/2018

He's got a great personality and doesn't take himself to seriously, I think that adds to his sexiness. But you're right, if he was a skinny thing or obese, probably wouldn't give him a second glance.

by Anonymousreply 9603/08/2018

^^^ AUGGHH to = too! Mortal sin on DL!

by Anonymousreply 9703/08/2018

See R90 video above. The boy is goofy as hell and hot. Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 9803/08/2018

They'd probably make him shave his chest on DWTS, so, no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 9903/08/2018

I think he's sex on a stick (or a sled), but it's his personality that sells it.

by Anonymousreply 10003/08/2018

'If he was skinny or obese' lol. The guy is old Hollywood glamour perfection with an olympian body. I would very much like to see R94's picture and those guys's who walk through his " office' ( aka mother's basement) in his fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 10103/08/2018

R94, where do you work that half of the men look like this? Seriously, where?

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by Anonymousreply 10203/09/2018

Jesus, he's just adorkable... and perhaps hung.

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by Anonymousreply 10303/09/2018

And at that temperature, R103, there's shrinkage.

by Anonymousreply 10403/09/2018

r94 works at Wilhelmina for Men.

by Anonymousreply 10503/09/2018

He is the most gorgeous man, the sexiest, the most lovable goofy hunk superstar

by Anonymousreply 10603/09/2018

Yes, he does "goofy" very well. But he's kind of a ham.

by Anonymousreply 10703/09/2018

He's having fun with his life, which is sexy, too.

by Anonymousreply 10803/09/2018

He is a ham but what does it matter ? He is not a professional actor is he? He's just fun and funny. Swoon.

by Anonymousreply 10903/09/2018

Rule No. 1 of photography: Get Closer.

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by Anonymousreply 11003/09/2018

I defollowed him, or whatever it's called, on IG. Too straight.

by Anonymousreply 11103/09/2018

Always swooning over the white boys.

by Anonymousreply 11203/09/2018

Bitter mud person alert ^^^

by Anonymousreply 11303/09/2018

^^Ignorant racist cracker alert.

by Anonymousreply 11403/09/2018

Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."

by Anonymousreply 11503/09/2018

R13 and R21 is the racist at R113.

by Anonymousreply 11603/09/2018

that is what I would call a 'winning smile'. absolutely adorable, sexy, gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 11703/09/2018

What R117 says. 💕

by Anonymousreply 11803/10/2018

[quote]Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."

And a vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Dating Naked."

by Anonymousreply 11903/10/2018

You have my vote too for Chris Naked in anything

by Anonymousreply 12003/10/2018

R116 is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in r113

And I am 50% mud person, so I feel qualified to call reverse racism out, like r112....bitter mud person. Chris is hot, so why are bringing his race into this?

by Anonymousreply 12103/10/2018

Girls ! Don't fight ! This is a thread devoted to the otherwordly adorable and sexy Chris Mazdzer. Don't disturb the peace and the worship in this place.

by Anonymousreply 12203/10/2018

You right r122

CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS!

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by Anonymousreply 12303/10/2018

Love Chris with chest hair and pale skin....it’s the way God made him. He’s perfect!

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by Anonymousreply 12403/10/2018

to wake up to that smile and gorgeous chest every morning would be heaven

by Anonymousreply 12503/10/2018

He is Sooooo beautiful Whe does SHE have him and I don't. Chriiiiis ! I WANT CHRIIIIIISSSS

by Anonymousreply 12603/10/2018

[quote][R116] is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in [R113]

The ignore feature tells a different tale.

by Anonymousreply 12703/10/2018

The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon

Nice try

by Anonymousreply 12803/10/2018

Guuuuuuurls ! Back to Chris please. His smile. His chest. His thighs. His beautiful face. Do you think he is on 'roïds ? Because rarely does a man have such a perfect chest of hair

by Anonymousreply 12903/10/2018

Damn, that man is beautiful

His skin....made even more pale by the chill of the winter...

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by Anonymousreply 13003/10/2018

You are #1 in our hearts Chris!

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by Anonymousreply 13103/10/2018

Fuck me, Chris, fuck me harder.

by Anonymousreply 13203/10/2018

I have never known love like this before

by Anonymousreply 13303/10/2018

Except for Brenner Bolton's butthole r133

by Anonymousreply 13403/10/2018

R134 There's no good reason you can't merge Chris Mazdzer and Brenner Bolton's butthole.

by Anonymousreply 13503/10/2018

Did you notice Chris's hot feet ? Any close up available ?

by Anonymousreply 13603/10/2018

For r136

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by Anonymousreply 13703/10/2018

Sigh

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by Anonymousreply 13803/10/2018

Oooh thank you R137 R138

by Anonymousreply 13903/10/2018

Ignoredar reveals r116 is lying. Or stupid.

by Anonymousreply 14003/10/2018

Just to indulge your pathetic attempt at gaslighting, I blocked myself... ..yep, you're delusional R140

Why don't a thread about Black Lives Matter and stop stinking the Chris Mazdzer, Great American Athlete and Hottie thread?

by Anonymousreply 14103/10/2018

[quote]The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon

And you’re a big fat liar.

Nice try.

by Anonymousreply 14203/10/2018

Back to Chris. Girls, take it outside and leave us in peace and adoration

by Anonymousreply 14303/10/2018

Screen shot of you blocking r116 please

It's proof you can't provide, R142, you delusional cunt

by Anonymousreply 14403/10/2018

Chris winks

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by Anonymousreply 14503/10/2018

French for 'easy on the eye' litterally ' soft for the eyes'

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by Anonymousreply 14603/10/2018

There... that's better

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by Anonymousreply 14703/10/2018

[quote] The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.

He's got quite a receding hairline. He'll be bald by 45. But I'd still do him even then.

by Anonymousreply 14803/10/2018

Me too, me too

by Anonymousreply 14903/10/2018

He's got a very cute boy next door look. Same appeal as Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 15003/10/2018

Nooooo he is much classier than Chris Pratt, and he is a REAL man, not a whore/actor

by Anonymousreply 15103/10/2018

He used to come all the time at my mother's store in Montréal when he was training there. He is very handsome IRL, much taller than you might expect from the pics, he smells delicious ( must use a lot of that cologne,it's really good, I wish I knew which one it is) and is always smiling and super polite and nice. I shook his hand once. Big.

by Anonymousreply 15203/10/2018

Ooooooh Chris...

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by Anonymousreply 15303/10/2018

Who is the fucking dumbass who keeps linking pictures that have "Redirect Notice" on them?

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

by Anonymousreply 15403/10/2018

Not sure why, but picture linking is very challenging to some of us. The recent change to Google Images led to a few meltdowns around here.

Linking to Tumblr pages instead of images directly is stupid since a lot of Tumblr pages are now deemed to contain 'sensitive media' and you'll need an account to even view them.

by Anonymousreply 15503/10/2018

So? Then use Bing images! They work great when linked. Don't be a Google slave.

by Anonymousreply 15603/10/2018

That's like some of us to stop using Instagram. Or asking some of us to stop using Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 15703/10/2018

I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!! DO THINGS MY WAY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 15803/10/2018

"Redirect Boy" is using this excuse to infect computers with spyware, malware, and viruses.

Redirect at your peril!

by Anonymousreply 15903/10/2018

Back to Chris

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by Anonymousreply 16003/10/2018

He's a stud

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by Anonymousreply 16103/10/2018

tree trunk waist!!

by Anonymousreply 16203/10/2018

he's like the guy you'd like to marry and grow old with

by Anonymousreply 16303/10/2018

Is he dating?

by Anonymousreply 16403/10/2018

[quote]Is he dating?

yes, the Romanian wedding planner

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by Anonymousreply 16503/10/2018

[quote]Is he dating?

He's not dating me.

by Anonymousreply 16603/10/2018

Does he have stink butt?

by Anonymousreply 16703/10/2018

THAT's who he lands? Gotta be a second beard. Does he use the dating but she lives in Europe bit?

by Anonymousreply 16803/10/2018

she Romanian-born but lives in the US now

by Anonymousreply 16903/10/2018

I don’t be worried if I were the girlfriend, she’s too homely for hottie Chris.

by Anonymousreply 17003/10/2018

^^^meant to say I WOULD be worried. Shut up I’m drunk.

by Anonymousreply 17103/10/2018

she loves her gays though

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by Anonymousreply 17203/10/2018

how do you pronounce his last name? maz-d-zer or just mazder? seems like the guys on tv left off the second z.

by Anonymousreply 17303/10/2018

In a perfect world R163... In a perfect world. I am still not convinced completely that he really exists.

by Anonymousreply 17403/11/2018

He’s already got a perfect beard.

Doesn’t need her.

by Anonymousreply 17503/11/2018

He is my ideal...not TOO pretty, not TOO muscular, great smile, perfect amount of fur, goofy humor. To me, he's perfect.

Except...his name has one too many Zs! Is one silent?

by Anonymousreply 17603/11/2018

Probably does big stinkies in the bathroom .. burst your bubble, r176?

by Anonymousreply 17703/11/2018

You take the good, you take the bad, r177.

Learning the facts of Mazdzer.

by Anonymousreply 17803/11/2018

r177 has never taken a shit. Not one. Not in his entire 83 years on this planet. Can you imagine what will happen when he dies?

by Anonymousreply 17903/11/2018

Hush....Chris’ glorious hole is only for worshiping, not for pooping.

by Anonymousreply 18003/11/2018

R176 - tell me about it. I won't even attempt shaying hish name.

by Anonymousreply 18103/11/2018

R177 as long as he does it in the bathroom and not in the bed I couldn't care less.

by Anonymousreply 18203/11/2018

r177 types "no-no hole" queen.

by Anonymousreply 18303/11/2018

I think it's very masc to have a strong smell when using the bathroom. I like a clean man who has strong masc scent.

by Anonymousreply 18403/11/2018

Now I have heard everything, R184.

by Anonymousreply 18503/11/2018

I'm pretty sure his last name is pronounced Mazder. Take your pick as to which 'z' to drop. In my dreams he drops the wedding planner for me. I have a very vivid fantasy life.

by Anonymousreply 18603/11/2018

I want him so bad. For dear life

by Anonymousreply 18703/11/2018

R184 Do you ask a guy what their shit smells like on the first date?

by Anonymousreply 18803/11/2018

Why are straight guys stupid for texting dick pics?

by Anonymousreply 18903/11/2018

R188, I don't do 'first date'. I 'm a slut.

by Anonymousreply 19003/11/2018

He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”

by Anonymousreply 19103/11/2018

Link to the interview please

by Anonymousreply 19203/11/2018

Bitch google it

by Anonymousreply 19303/11/2018

Lay your dirty paws on anything related to Chris and you'll R193. Bitch better watch out.

by Anonymousreply 19403/11/2018

i’m not even “oh, dear”-big r194. snap snap snap!

by Anonymousreply 19503/11/2018

fuggin’ autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 19603/11/2018

In Polish his name would be pronounced Maz-jer.

by Anonymousreply 19703/11/2018

Maz-jer ...shay it loud and jher-jj music playing, shay it shoft and itsh almosht like praying...

by Anonymousreply 19803/12/2018

I love when Liza appears in threads.

by Anonymousreply 19903/12/2018

Win a medal, get invited to random events.

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by Anonymousreply 20003/12/2018

His nipples alone are a gift from the Gods.

by Anonymousreply 20103/12/2018

[quote]He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”

The same way Brits pronounce Mazda?

by Anonymousreply 20203/12/2018

So he is Polish?

by Anonymousreply 20303/12/2018

Oh. Please please could we see his nipples again?

by Anonymousreply 20403/12/2018

Mazdzer is 100% pure HUNK

by Anonymousreply 20503/13/2018

I’m in LUURVE!

by Anonymousreply 20603/13/2018

Does he ever take that medal off? (Have to say, I probably wouldn't either if I'd won one.) Also: Nice pants!

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by Anonymousreply 20703/13/2018

Chris and his hairy chest win gold in my heart. Every day.

by Anonymousreply 20803/13/2018

The photo at R207 has a real '70s vibe, with Chris unbuttoning his shirt just enough to share his lovely fur with the world. Thank you Chris, keep it open man!

by Anonymousreply 20903/14/2018

Nipple rerun for r204.

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by Anonymousreply 21003/14/2018

The man is a god. That smile! That body! That attitude!

by Anonymousreply 21103/14/2018

That fa-laming heterosexuality!

by Anonymousreply 21203/14/2018

Thx R210. I have no words

by Anonymousreply 21303/14/2018

Down in front!

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by Anonymousreply 21403/20/2018

He is perfection. I want to live my life down in front of him

by Anonymousreply 21503/20/2018

Is there nothing he can't do?

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by Anonymousreply 21603/21/2018

R216 He can also pounded me bare and cum inside me deeply.

by Anonymousreply 21703/21/2018

And me too, and me TOO

by Anonymousreply 21803/22/2018

His penis is not so important, since the other 97% of him is suckable, lickable and slurpable.

by Anonymousreply 21903/22/2018

I'd be happy just making out with him.

by Anonymousreply 22003/22/2018

Christ, I'd be happy just talking to him for awhile. Then running home and having a biiiiig wank.

by Anonymousreply 22103/22/2018

I'd be happy just being in his presence and adore him silently

by Anonymousreply 22203/22/2018

I'd be happy being his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 22303/22/2018

I'd be happy being his vas deferens

by Anonymousreply 22403/22/2018

I would be happy being his taint :) .

by Anonymousreply 22503/22/2018

Chris Madzder is bigger than Jesus. But not as big as Adam Rippon.

by Anonymousreply 22603/22/2018

I’d be happy having his abortion.

by Anonymousreply 22703/22/2018

I'd slurp on his abortion juices.

by Anonymousreply 22803/22/2018

I would be happy being the flush of his turds

by Anonymousreply 22903/23/2018

He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.

by Anonymousreply 23003/23/2018

Mmmmmmmm Chris's sweat... I can't even....

by Anonymousreply 23103/23/2018

[quote]He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.

WHY do you continue to refer to yourself in the third person whilst looking in the mirror and posting here? It’s just not healthy. Are you drinking again, Bruce?

by Anonymousreply 23203/23/2018

Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG.

Honda Dream Car Garage TV ads have a Chris lookalike currently. Knock yourself out.

by Anonymousreply 23303/23/2018

I once went on a trip to the Himalayas. I woke up before sunrise and went outside to see the dawn breaking over the mountains. It was breathtaking. But Chris is more beautiful

by Anonymousreply 23403/23/2018

If he were gay, OP and others would have a healthy hatred of him...why do so many DLers lust after straight men?

by Anonymousreply 23503/23/2018

Because GAYS like MEN, dumbass !

by Anonymousreply 23603/23/2018

And, idiot at r236??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!

by Anonymousreply 23703/23/2018

R237, I WILL have him, in fact I will MARRY him.

by Anonymousreply 23803/23/2018

^^ Dizzy queen

by Anonymousreply 23903/23/2018

My future husband

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by Anonymousreply 24003/23/2018

I bet he likes some pineapples and milk, and a good thump to the back of the head.

by Anonymousreply 24103/23/2018

More of this fine man. Fantastic legs

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by Anonymousreply 24203/23/2018

Poor, poor pitiful r236.

by Anonymousreply 24303/23/2018

I’ll see your Chris and raise one Steven Langton

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by Anonymousreply 24403/23/2018

I like this Langton-adjacent Olympic football poseur.

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by Anonymousreply 24503/23/2018

Thanks but no thanks. Chris is REAL, charming warm and adorable. It's not just the looks, it's the winning personality. It's still Chris all the way

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by Anonymousreply 24603/23/2018

Too. Many. Clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 24703/23/2018

[quote]And, idiot at [R236]??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!

Who said any of this, Ms. Ross?

by Anonymousreply 24803/24/2018

This looks oddly Photoshopped to me (something about the head), but it's on CM's Instagram account so I guess it's for real. Not complaining in any case (except about the product placement, but, hey, an Olympic athlete has to eat).

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by Anonymousreply 24903/25/2018

That chest and those hard nipples....he makes me swoon a little.

by Anonymousreply 25003/25/2018

Which one of you is this?

[quote][bold]andrewvetterlein[/bold] The gays thank you for this thirst trap

by Anonymousreply 25103/25/2018

The fur... The muscles...the smile...and THAT face... I die...RIP me

by Anonymousreply 25203/25/2018

"Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG. "

'slap lost?" The new Cak & Graxy?

Some of us don't care for the 'roidy Nair-bathed muscle whores the Instagram-obsessed queens shovel out here.

Some of us don't care for the prissy narcissistic hair-product-addicted YouTube "celebrity" twinks other queens fap to and force on us here.

Some of us don't care for the beady-eyed rat-faced geeks the TV news and politics-obsessed queens fawn over.

We like MEN.

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by Anonymousreply 25303/26/2018

What R253 says.word for word. And OH MY GOD he is so gorgeous I can't even look at the pic. WOW. What a GORGEOUS man

by Anonymousreply 25403/26/2018

Just now am I noticing how full and sensual Chris 's lips are. Aren't theu luscious ?

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by Anonymousreply 25503/30/2018

But he's not gay, so...

by Anonymousreply 25603/30/2018

R256, the difference between gay men and straight men :French saying :"gay men love being fucked, straight men ADORE being fucked." English saying :'six pint of lager'

by Anonymousreply 25703/31/2018

Now that's funny (and interesting).

by Anonymousreply 25803/31/2018

STILL too many clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 25904/06/2018

Thankfully, none of the male dancers can keep a shirt on on DWTS.

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by Anonymousreply 26004/13/2018

Oooh WONDERFUL I AM SO GLAD

by Anonymousreply 26104/13/2018

Handsome, yet not out of reach. Seems very charming.

by Anonymousreply 26204/14/2018

I would bend over for him without question.

by Anonymousreply 26304/14/2018

Chris: Bend over. Here goes my fist.

R263: My pleasure, Chris.

by Anonymousreply 26404/14/2018

Looks chest-hairier.

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by Anonymousreply 26504/14/2018

He'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 26604/14/2018

R 265 Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Anonymousreply 26704/15/2018

They haven't shaved his chest yet, R266. And they'd better not...

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by Anonymousreply 26804/16/2018

He is so beautiful in a shirt

by Anonymousreply 26904/16/2018

Such a cute smile. I'll be watching this season for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 27004/16/2018

He's so fucking hot...and he knows it too.

Must feel so nice to know gays and women alike all want to fuck him so badly.

by Anonymousreply 27104/16/2018

I want to work those nipples while he fucks me missionary style.

by Anonymousreply 27204/17/2018

He is so damn sexy

by Anonymousreply 27304/17/2018

He is wonderful. A huge bundle of charisma and joy

by Anonymousreply 27404/17/2018

God I predicted (well hoped) Mazdzer's casting of DWtS during the Olympics. If they get him to shave his chest (boo!) they will make an entire episode about the fur removal...

by Anonymousreply 27504/17/2018

Why would they shave his chest? Stupid dancing show.

by Anonymousreply 27604/17/2018

Chest? Still unshaved.

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chesthair growing

by Anonymousreply 27804/23/2018

I want him to cum in me for days.

by Anonymousreply 27904/23/2018

I don't think the man is capable of taking a bad photo and thankfully he enjoys showing off the chest.

by Anonymousreply 28004/23/2018

He is so beautiful. I want to be his cum dump, his toilet bowl, his humble servant

by Anonymousreply 28104/23/2018

Nice pecs. And toe point... (Razor for chest shaving still in absentia.)

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I want to feel this toe playing with my lips.

by Anonymousreply 28304/25/2018

Chris is always so sweet and goofy. How do you think he gives it ? I can't really see him throwing a mean hard fuck. Is he all warmth and furry tenderness? I hope he is awkward and a bit hurtful. I hope he is not completely in command. I hope he starts sweet and loses it in the end, goes all rough and jackrabitty, and makes the weirdest noises when he cums. With that body.. Mmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 28404/25/2018

R284 I agree he totally has a silly kind of personality. He seems like the type of guy who would fart in bed and then put the covers over your head and think it was just hysterical. I don't see him being a dominating fuck more like a playful fuck.

by Anonymousreply 28504/26/2018

R284, I think of Chris as the kind of guy comes across as Clark Kent-ish, but once the clothes start coming off and he's getting down to business, knows how to throw a good hard and long fuck... that's after he's buried his fuzzy face between some lucky woman's legs. He'll suddenly surprise her with deep thrust and just keep going, starting to growl and then letting loose with a serious cum shot.

by Anonymousreply 28604/26/2018

I think you'd have to take charge with him and he'd be happily surprised, lots of his happy smiles while he realizes how desired he is.

by Anonymousreply 28704/26/2018

I am hard now

by Anonymousreply 28804/26/2018

He and Steve Langton would be an awesome couple.

by Anonymousreply 28904/26/2018

Two tops ? I don't think so. You know who would be an Awesome Couple ? Chris and ME

by Anonymousreply 29004/26/2018

Lose the vest, C. Nice guns, though. But we knew that...

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by Anonymousreply 29104/26/2018

So he was at the White House this week with other Olympians?

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by Anonymousreply 29204/28/2018

Good for Adam.

by Anonymousreply 29304/28/2018

Chris is always center, always the best looking, always flashing the smile that makes Julia Roberts choke on her vomit.

by Anonymousreply 29404/28/2018

Oh, r294...if you were a REAL fan, you'd find a way to get Chris to pose in nothing but his dong (and his chest hair, of course).

by Anonymousreply 29504/28/2018

He will pose with in nothing but his dong in my mouth as soon as he'll take it out of my ass, bare and dripping with juice.. Someday

by Anonymousreply 29604/28/2018

In the comments on the pic at r265, which one of you posted this:

mangopulpy: Wanna cum on that chest

WHORE!

But seriously, I want to do that too.

by Anonymousreply 29704/28/2018

Thank you, DWTS, for not shaving Mazdzer's chest. Now about the rest of your glitterbomb shitshow... I cannot believe this has been on for more than 25 seasons. Who watches it? There's very little dancing, and hardly any stars.

On topic: I thought Chris did really well. I would have scored him higher. Bonus points for the open shirt.

by Anonymousreply 29805/01/2018

25 seasons means 12.5 years, seeing as though there’s 2 seasons a year. They’ve been on since 2006.

by Anonymousreply 29905/01/2018

Thank you, R299. I didn't think it had been on for 25 years. But I've never watched it, so who knows.

by Anonymousreply 30005/01/2018

Our Chris’s eyes brown or green?

by Anonymousreply 30105/01/2018

They're just dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 30205/01/2018

What R302 said. He 's a dream come true. He's a doll. I wouldn't say that he ' pings' though. more like 'his flames are visible from outer space'..

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by Anonymousreply 30305/01/2018

He would look so good tied up shirt less.

by Anonymousreply 30405/01/2018

I want to see him in short shorts. His legs are a cathedral of muscle

by Anonymousreply 30505/01/2018

He's absolutely adorable.

by Anonymousreply 30605/02/2018

He reminds me of a guy I used to hook up with. Very happy and good natured. When he'd cum he'd start gasping and laughing and looked like he was in total giddy bliss. It was so fucking hot and adorable at the same time. This Chris guy is dreamy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 30705/02/2018

Some smart TV programmer will find a series for him. Scripted, I hope. In which he plays a male homosexual, I hope.

by Anonymousreply 30805/02/2018

He is very good looking, seriously sexy and has the Clark Kent quality down. He's milking his 15 minutes well and will be on DWtS for many weeks, but come on people last night's first dance was not very good. He's surprisingly clunky on the floor. Thankfully, he hasn't shaved the chest! Of course, I think producers are pushing him to have it done and that way they can build an entire segment one week around Chris dreading the waxing or shaving... fraus will cheer when he's been shorn (they really cannot abide masculinity in 2018), gay men will weep, straight guys will cringe and hope their wives and gfs do not propose the same thing..

by Anonymousreply 30905/02/2018

Those teeth are amazingly well-placed and white.

by Anonymousreply 31005/02/2018

Someone cleans up nice!

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by Anonymousreply 31105/03/2018

Will it come down to Chris v. Adam?

by Anonymousreply 31205/03/2018

He is so stinking hot!

by Anonymousreply 31305/03/2018

Incredibly handsome

by Anonymousreply 31405/03/2018

LILF!

(Luger I'd Like to Fuck)

by Anonymousreply 31505/03/2018

He has a leaky dick?

by Anonymousreply 31605/03/2018

He has nice arms. But we knew that.

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by Anonymousreply 31705/07/2018

Such a lovely body.

by Anonymousreply 31805/07/2018

Such a lovely face.

by Anonymousreply 31905/07/2018

Wow.

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by Anonymousreply 32005/08/2018

A gift from me to you

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by Anonymousreply 32105/10/2018

GASP!

by Anonymousreply 32205/10/2018

Here.

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GASP AGAIN!

by Anonymousreply 32405/10/2018

R2 if that were true I'd have a boyfriend.

5.5 on the outside

dick 8.5

by Anonymousreply 32505/10/2018

I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.

He can clean the house and suck cock fastidiously and obsessively!

by Anonymousreply 32605/10/2018

[quote]I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.

[bold]Is[/bold] one ADD? Or does one [bold]have[/bold] ADD? I know the former is very common, but I do not believe I [bold]am[/bold] a disease or a disorder. I may [bold]have[/bold] one, however.

by Anonymousreply 32705/10/2018

How very ADD of you to parse my grammatical error.

by Anonymousreply 32805/10/2018

Actually, R328, r327 probably has the opposite of ADD.

by Anonymousreply 32905/10/2018

Ha! Funny. Have some Ritalin, folks.

by Anonymousreply 33005/10/2018

[bold] Big[/bold] fan of the undressing GIFs!💕

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by Anonymousreply 33105/11/2018

He seems dim enough to be talked into doing “tasteful” nudes.

by Anonymousreply 33205/11/2018

Yeah. No idea what's happening here.

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by Anonymousreply 33305/31/2018

Chris is pretty close to perfect. The ideal guy physically

by Anonymousreply 33405/31/2018

Great smile (on top of all the rest of that wonderfulness).

by Anonymousreply 33505/31/2018

Really goofy personality too. He's the kind of guy you dream of having for a boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 33605/31/2018

r333 He doesn't like getting cum in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 33705/31/2018

Colombia?

by Anonymousreply 33805/31/2018

Are his 15 minutes up yet?

by Anonymousreply 33905/31/2018

15 minutes? I wish him a lifetime in the public eye

by Anonymousreply 34006/01/2018

I follow him on Instagram and the overwhelming number of comments are from men. He seems cool with that. He did respond to a post I made but it was in response to the death of his dog and not how I want to sit on his dick and come on his chest. Baby steps.

by Anonymousreply 34106/01/2018

He has openly said he doesn't mind the sexual DMs

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by Anonymousreply 34206/01/2018

He's startin' to crave da cock!

by Anonymousreply 34306/01/2018

I think he just gets off on others craving his cock

by Anonymousreply 34406/01/2018

I met him briefly, 30 seconds at Dancing with the stars finale; got a selfie.

SWEETHEART, yes, the kind of guy you'd want as your b.f.

by Anonymousreply 34506/01/2018

I hope he doesn't disappear from view...especially the hairy chest, the great smile, and the intriguing bulge.

by Anonymousreply 34606/02/2018

Not sure what he's doing in Colombia. Maybe our DL hermanos on the ground there can find out.

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by Anonymousreply 34706/04/2018

He has less followers than I would have guessed. Instahos that aren't even half as attractive as him tend to have way more

by Anonymousreply 34806/04/2018

He pretty much has the perfect chest hair. We are talking Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery territory. Gus Kenworthy is always commenting on his sexy Insta pics. It's kind of embarrassing. People ask if Gus has replied yet.

by Anonymousreply 34906/04/2018

LOL Gus literally commented once that he was going to jerk off to one of the pictures once. It was an AMAZING picture, but still!

by Anonymousreply 35006/04/2018

You clean up nice, my would-be boyfriend, but please don't put your cellphone in your front pocket for photo ops.

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by Anonymousreply 35106/08/2018

Whoring himself out for Dow Chemical. Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 35206/08/2018

Seriously, guys Mazdzer's age could learn a lot about how to casually dress and look fine. His shirt fits, it's tucked inside his pants. The belt and shoes match. The beard's trimmed, no visible tats...

It is a shame that guys carry their phone in the front pocket - they're so big now that it's like having a brick on your thigh... a very bad look.

by Anonymousreply 35306/08/2018

The shirt is cut very well for his figure

by Anonymousreply 35406/08/2018

I have no idea what's going on here. Feel free to write your own caption.

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by Anonymousreply 35506/12/2018

The guy gets around.

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by Anonymousreply 35606/13/2018

He's clearly having the time of his life

by Anonymousreply 35706/13/2018

The man clearly knows what works... love the fit of that shirt... the freakin nipple display!

by Anonymousreply 35806/13/2018

Mmm... donuts...

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by Anonymousreply 35906/26/2018

Lordy he is handsome. Model good looks

by Anonymousreply 36006/26/2018

Apparently, he's got just the one luge suit. And still got the handsome smile.

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by Anonymousreply 36107/12/2018

I'm sure his fiancee is a lovely person, so she won't mind if I mentally Photoshop her out of the photo and me in.

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by Anonymousreply 36207/16/2018

She's a very lucky lady for sure

by Anonymousreply 36307/16/2018

he makes me moist

by Anonymousreply 36407/16/2018

[bold]FILTHY HETERO STINK-SHIT![/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 36507/16/2018

I'll refrain from hating on the haircut (which cannot go out of style soon enough) since it's just hair and will grow out. Lovely smile, as always, CM.

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by Anonymousreply 36607/19/2018

Chris, we've told you -- smartphone in the back pocket for photo ops.

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by Anonymousreply 36708/09/2018

Still no dick, I see.

by Anonymousreply 36808/09/2018

Well he disappeared quickly.

by Anonymousreply 36908/09/2018

FUCK THIS DOUCHE

by Anonymousreply 37008/09/2018

I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.

by Anonymousreply 37108/09/2018

Are those her real teeth? Hmmm.

It's his smile that makes him handsomest (if that's a word). And the tight, hairy-ish bod, of course.

The pizza eating at R1 (R2?) is kinda gross to me.

by Anonymousreply 37208/09/2018

He's basically just doing commercial endorsements n almost every IG post.

by Anonymousreply 37308/14/2018

I didn't read the thread title at first and assumed OP's pic was Tommy Oliver. Way to get my hopes up, jerk.

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by Anonymousreply 37408/14/2018

I'm not wild about it either, R373, but I can't imagine there's much money in being a luger, and a guy's gotta eat.

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by Anonymousreply 37508/15/2018

Ass up, nice guns.

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by Anonymousreply 37608/17/2018

[quote] I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.

Put that shit on pay per view!

Though I'd rather see Steve fuck his bro John Daly.....

by Anonymousreply 37708/17/2018

Was it chilly in there, Chris?

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by Anonymousreply 37808/27/2018

Still a fine-ass man...

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by Anonymousreply 37909/29/2018

He has really nice nipples too. They were thick and erect when he was shirtless on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 38009/29/2018

Too. Much. Sweater.

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by Anonymousreply 38110/22/2018

Does he fart?

by Anonymousreply 38210/22/2018

I'm sure he has farting contests with his friends.

by Anonymousreply 38310/22/2018

Farting his how he gets the luge to move quicker.

by Anonymousreply 38410/22/2018

This poor hunk has already been forgotten about. At least until the next Winter Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 38510/25/2018

Never

by Anonymousreply 38610/25/2018

I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 38710/25/2018

I'll never forget this hot fucking fur ball!

by Anonymousreply 38810/25/2018

What a sexy guy. Swoon.

by Anonymousreply 38910/25/2018

If he were with me, the poor guy would never get any sleep.

by Anonymousreply 39010/25/2018

Someone needs a hug. Line forms to the rear.

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by Anonymousreply 39110/25/2018

R391 If he were with me his balls would be the size of peas because I'd be draining him constantly.

by Anonymousreply 39210/25/2018

He's a nice-looking guy with a great body and I probably see guys with the same level of hotness every day here in Colorado but there's something about him I just love. Seems totally down to earth and approachable, with a sense of humor. And that chest hair is to die for.

by Anonymousreply 39310/26/2018

R387, you typed, "I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten."

And I reply... Adam who?

This thread began in February and it's still going... is an Adam thread still going? Yes, I didn't think so.

Guys here love Mazdzer because he's incredibly sexy and photogenic. He seems approachable - I'd love to have a beer with him. Rippon? Please, she's so self-important and pretentious. It wouldn't be a beer or a scotch with Ms. Adam, more like a Pink Lady in a loud dance club.

by Anonymousreply 39410/26/2018

Oldie but goodie.

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by Anonymousreply 39510/27/2018

So he's... flexible.

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by Anonymousreply 39611/15/2018

Nice contrast between R395 and R396...

by Anonymousreply 39711/15/2018

r396 Too bad he's not HETERO-flexible.

by Anonymousreply 39811/15/2018

R398, just imagine if Chris was to ever walk into a gay bar. He'd never get out alive!

by Anonymousreply 39911/15/2018

We see you, too, Chris!

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by Anonymousreply 40011/21/2018

Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. And just barely for this one...

This guy falls far short in the dick size department.

So...pass

by Anonymousreply 40111/21/2018

[389] agreed.

by Anonymousreply 40211/21/2018

Caption this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 40312/13/2018

Christ, he's like a walking wet dream.

by Anonymousreply 40412/13/2018

[quote]Caption this photo.

Smell my finger. I just had it up my ass.

by Anonymousreply 40512/13/2018

Yeah. I scrolled through 405 posts to see if his dick pics leaked.

by Anonymousreply 40612/13/2018

Who is Chris' friend Jahn Fennell?

[quote]jahnfennell: Chris the homosexuals that follow you are too much. This is SO funny 😂

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by Anonymousreply 40712/13/2018

Bless

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by Anonymousreply 40801/02/2019

Delish.

by Anonymousreply 40901/02/2019

R407, that's John Fennell. He's an openly gay Canadian luger. He has dual citizenship with the US, so he has competed for a spot on the US Luge team, too.

by Anonymousreply 41001/02/2019

I would take Chris over all of the pouty instawhores of the world.

by Anonymousreply 41101/03/2019

R410 Are all Canadian olympians gay? Adam van koeverden (who is running for Trudeau's Liberals now) once blew me and my boyfriend at the time at a mutual friend's birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 41201/03/2019

R412 did Adam blow Trudeau as well?

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R413 I'd watch that video, although there is something about Adam's face that doesn't do it for me. Canadian from Toronto here and I think it's an open secret Adam is gay but has never actually come out.

by Anonymousreply 41401/03/2019

Looks like surprise anal to me.

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by Anonymousreply 41501/15/2019

Luge looks ridiculous with two people on the sled. It's as if the IOC decided it needed something to fill up the athletes schedule.

Single luge is incredibly exciting to watch.

by Anonymousreply 41601/15/2019

Sigh...

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by Anonymousreply 41701/31/2019

Someone needs a hug,

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by Anonymousreply 41802/08/2019

As always, too many clothes (and cutlery).

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by Anonymousreply 41902/20/2019

If/when his luge career is over, he could model white tshirts.

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by Anonymousreply 42003/05/2019

It must have been very cold that day:

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by Anonymousreply 42103/06/2019

I’d go down on him so fast my kneecaps would shatter

by Anonymousreply 42203/06/2019

I'd love to slurp on his fuzzy butthole

by Anonymousreply 42303/06/2019

Still nothing.

by Anonymousreply 42403/06/2019

Buuuuuummmmp. I feel as though we'll be seeing it soon.

by Anonymousreply 42503/20/2019

If he does show the dong at some point, veteran DLers could easily write the thread by rote that will ensue.

by Anonymousreply 42603/20/2019

I'd like to rehab his cock while his arm is a sling.

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by Anonymousreply 42703/20/2019

"4 weeks in a sling"? Oh, Chris, how you tease...

by Anonymousreply 42803/20/2019

Can still get it.

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Sex on a Dick

by Anonymousreply 43005/20/2019

He has absolutely perfect body hair. Even under his arms... I should have typed his name in the thread asking, "If you could be one celebrity/athlete for one day, who would you choose?"

by Anonymousreply 43105/20/2019

Be, r431, or be with?

by Anonymousreply 43205/20/2019

Be UNDER.

by Anonymousreply 43305/20/2019

Who wants a Kiki?!

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by Anonymousreply 43406/09/2019

Hello, legs...

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by Anonymousreply 43506/23/2019

Damn, those thighs are thick AF

by Anonymousreply 43606/23/2019

Funny, I don't think of Utah as being chilly in the summer.

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by Anonymousreply 43707/08/2019

Fuccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeee

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by Anonymousreply 43807/08/2019

He's just a perfect man

by Anonymousreply 43907/08/2019

Yummy

by Anonymousreply 44007/08/2019

I would kill a nun to see him in a sex tape

by Anonymousreply 44107/08/2019

Lucky pup!

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by Anonymousreply 44207/16/2019

Sweaty, dirty Chris, anyone?

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by Anonymousreply 44307/26/2019

Oh please R9, you're drooling all over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 44407/26/2019

Is his hairline more forward now or am I imagining it?

by Anonymousreply 44507/26/2019

What's cuter?

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by Anonymousreply 44608/09/2019

R8 Stupid me, here I thought he was a lube champion. Now I am disappointed.

by Anonymousreply 44708/09/2019

Not a dick pick, just a leg one.

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by Anonymousreply 44808/15/2019

I love his designer chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 44908/15/2019

He's got some major league iliotibial bands.

by Anonymousreply 45008/15/2019

Every time this thread gets bumped I think the nudes have finally arrived.

Enough with the false hopes, lying whores!

by Anonymousreply 45108/15/2019

I hate these videos which have made for women.

They can only cope with flirty half-strips. They get giggly because completely nude would be scary and threatening.

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by Anonymousreply 45208/15/2019

R450 Are iliotibial bands good or bad?

by Anonymousreply 45308/15/2019

They're very good. Look at his legs. The outside muscles of his thighs that run from the knees up to the hips bulge beautifully. Those are the iliotibial bands.

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by Anonymousreply 45408/15/2019

Why does he have those muscles?

I thought all his "sport" required him to do was to sit inside some metal capsule.

by Anonymousreply 45508/15/2019

I don't quite know why since, as you said, his legs don't seem that important to his sport. Maybe he does some athletic activities outside of Luge that builds his legs up. But we're so glad he does. You normally see legs like that on bicyclists.

by Anonymousreply 45608/15/2019

I occasionally have trouble with my soleus muscle cramping up (because I have almost no salt in my diet).

But I freaked out when my iliotibials cramped up on a long walk in the wilderness. I was thrashing around on the ground in pain and had to ask others to pull it tight.

by Anonymousreply 45708/15/2019

Lugers do use their legs at the beginning of the run when they push the sled at a full-tilt run on to the track. So Chris would not be a stranger to leg day at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 45808/16/2019

I'll just leave this here.

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by Anonymousreply 45908/22/2019

In some pix he's hot. Other angles, meh.

by Anonymousreply 46008/22/2019

I haven't seen a bad photo yet

by Anonymousreply 46108/23/2019

Ain't never gonna be dick pix. He's Morman.

by Anonymousreply 46208/23/2019

Who the heck is the beefcake on the left in R459 's pic?

by Anonymousreply 46308/23/2019

I can only hope he doesn't shave his pubes.

by Anonymousreply 46408/23/2019

He is not mormon

by Anonymousreply 46508/23/2019

I want him inside me so baaaaaaad.

by Anonymousreply 46608/23/2019

Put. The Razor. Down. (Once the sponsor's check clears.)

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by Anonymousreply 46708/27/2019

I could be wrong, R464, but my guess (and hope) is that he has a nice, thick, black bush down there.

by Anonymousreply 46808/27/2019

R467 Major gay face there. If that razor goes anywhere near his chest he should be stripped of his titles and medals (and his clothes).

by Anonymousreply 46908/27/2019

His chest looks as if it has been shaved in the past. And even now, looks a bit manicured.

I guess the answer to the OP's question is still a resounding "no." Maybe his is an extremely tiny dong. More of a ding.

by Anonymousreply 47008/27/2019

Who's his orthodontist? Because, well done!

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by Anonymousreply 47109/02/2019

Some scenery

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by Anonymousreply 47209/16/2019

Uncle Chris wants YOU.

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by Anonymousreply 47310/09/2019

Very selfish of him not to show us. Show us your dick, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 47410/09/2019

Move. Your. Arm.

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by Anonymousreply 47510/18/2019

Sigh...

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by Anonymousreply 47610/25/2019

Where are the pics of his ass? He’s cute and he has bitch-hips. He’s fuckable and masc as all hell. He’s the perfect bottom.

by Anonymousreply 47710/25/2019

Here you go, R477. He heard you.

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by Anonymousreply 47810/27/2019

Come to papa...

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by Anonymousreply 47911/07/2019

Size 13 shoes -- just sayin'.

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by Anonymousreply 48011/15/2019

I am indifferent to these drool threads but this guy makes me weak in a really good way.

by Anonymousreply 48111/15/2019

one day when I open this thread it actually will be dick pics and I'll be very happy

by Anonymousreply 48211/15/2019

Look at the size of that tongue..

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by Anonymousreply 48311/15/2019

R480 We know exactly what you are just saying and that is in multiple studies there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size. Now back to fantasy island.

by Anonymousreply 48411/15/2019

[quote] there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size.

Uh...what?

You been eating lead paint chips again?

by Anonymousreply 48511/15/2019

Dear idiot at R485 if you believe a scientific link to exit proving your ludicrous idea feel free to share.

by Anonymousreply 48611/16/2019

r486 Please read what you wrote CAREFULLY and then decide who is the idiot.

by Anonymousreply 48711/16/2019

R481 yes, weak and leak, leak, leak.

by Anonymousreply 48811/16/2019

He really could model once his luge career ends.

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by Anonymousreply 48911/18/2019

R489 or go into high end escorting

by Anonymousreply 49011/18/2019

R489 no way does he cut it as a model

by Anonymousreply 49111/18/2019

Catalog, not runway.

by Anonymousreply 49211/18/2019

Is wanting to sniff his anus wrong?

by Anonymousreply 49311/18/2019

He's got tinymeat so it's all about the ass.

by Anonymousreply 49411/18/2019

He is my ideal man - face, body, perfect hairy chest, beautiful smile and endearing charm.

by Anonymousreply 49511/18/2019

R492 neither

by Anonymousreply 49611/18/2019

R495 yes to all of that and a never ending ass

by Anonymousreply 49711/18/2019

Happy T-giving!

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by Anonymousreply 49811/27/2019

r498 MMM

by Anonymousreply 49911/27/2019

He really is a dreamboat

by Anonymousreply 50011/27/2019

Every time I see this bumped I get excited that a dick pic has leaked. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 50111/27/2019

Poor r501.

by Anonymousreply 50211/27/2019

Stand, please.

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by Anonymousreply 50301/20/2020

This guy is just effortlessly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 50401/20/2020

Is his fiancee an FTM?

by Anonymousreply 50501/23/2020

VPL?

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by Anonymousreply 50601/23/2020

but does he fart?

by Anonymousreply 50701/25/2020

We're boyfriends now.

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by Anonymousreply 50802/28/2020

Der sigh... He still fiiiine. (February in Berchtesgaden and that's all the snow there is? Yipes.)

by Anonymousreply 50902/28/2020

Looks like someone needs a hug.

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by Anonymousreply 51003/17/2020

Not soon enough.

Certainly, some enterprising DLer can find them!

by Anonymousreply 51103/17/2020

Sigh. He's my ideal.

by Anonymousreply 51203/17/2020

On his back, legs spread...

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by Anonymousreply 51303/24/2020

In bed. (Disregard the promo -- or not! Sleep is good for you.)

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by Anonymousreply 51403/30/2020

He looks leaner these days. Cute as hell.

by Anonymousreply 51503/30/2020

adorbs

by Anonymousreply 51603/30/2020

If I were ever let loose near him, the poor guy would be one giant hickey.

by Anonymousreply 51703/30/2020

Gorgeous smile, R514.

by Anonymousreply 51804/26/2020

Looks like our boy got married. 2020 really does suck.

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by Anonymousreply 51905/19/2020

Damn.

by Anonymousreply 52005/19/2020

Hardly a surprise as he's been engaged for some time. But we can hope for some shirtless pics from the lockdown honeymoon. Give the people what they want, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 52105/20/2020

Damn lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 52205/21/2020

Well, OK...

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by Anonymousreply 52305/26/2020

She's very pretty. Good for them.

by Anonymousreply 52405/26/2020

Well the dick pics definitely ain't leaking now.

If I was married to someone like Chris I would never let him get a good night's sleep. Highly doubt he'll have any need to be sending anyone nudes.

by Anonymousreply 52505/26/2020

R525 What a shame.

by Anonymousreply 52605/26/2020

I will happily settle for shirtless pics any time he cares to share.

by Anonymousreply 52705/26/2020

His girlfriend is very pretty. I love the shot of them in her gown and him in his tux.. I’d love to be in a relationship with a guy that has a good personality and looks like him. Some of you think he’s average but I think he’s handsome.

I hope we get to see more of them in the Olympics in the future.

by Anonymousreply 52805/26/2020

He's married and he has a girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 52905/26/2020

Lucky waterfall...

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by Anonymousreply 53006/22/2020

Heels over head.

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by Anonymousreply 53107/02/2020

Every time this is bumped, I get my hopes up.

by Anonymousreply 53207/02/2020

^Same here

by Anonymousreply 53307/02/2020

Everytime this gets bumped I have to google the name again.

by Anonymousreply 53407/02/2020

Two shirtless photos in this slide show. (Dear Personal Photographer: Get. Closer.)

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by Anonymousreply 53507/06/2020

Again -- Get. Closer!

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by Anonymousreply 53607/14/2020

R536 Very nice...

by Anonymousreply 53707/14/2020

Shirtless, on his back, legs nearly spread... Is Chris gaybaiting us?

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by Anonymousreply 53808/13/2020

VOTE! (Or just vote to have the dick pics finally released.)

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by Anonymousreply 53910/22/2020

But for whom is Chris voting?

by Anonymousreply 54010/22/2020

R540 He follows Biden and Harris on Twitter but not Trump or Pence.

by Anonymousreply 54110/24/2020

I just surmise that people who are imploring people to go out and vote, lean Democrat. But he appears to be a Democrat, he follows Obama, Biden, Kamala, Pete, Hillary, Warren, and Bernie on Insta.

by Anonymousreply 54210/24/2020

Just announced that the wife is knocked up. But I can still have my fantasies, dammit!

by Anonymousreply 54310/25/2020

R543 I have blown more than my fair share of married "straight" men who have two ore more kids under the age of 10. The wife doesn't put as much and the poor man is horny as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 54410/25/2020

Waiting in his hotel room shirtless in shorts

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by Anonymousreply 54511/05/2020

Adorable; I don't get even the slightest gay vibe at all.

Makes me think when I do get the vibes they're spot on.

by Anonymousreply 54611/05/2020

I want to give him a lap dance

by Anonymousreply 54711/05/2020

He’s everything I want. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 54811/08/2020

Chris: The gift that keeps on giving.

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by Anonymousreply 54912/08/2020

Brrr...

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by Anonymousreply 55001/05/2021

Well?

by Anonymousreply 55103/04/2021

Not a dick pic, but a baby pic. Mazel tov!

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by Anonymousreply 55204/16/2021

His squeeze is not very attractive. He could do better. Maybe her family is rich.

by Anonymousreply 55304/16/2021

No dad bod here.

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by Anonymousreply 55405/19/2021

Oh what I wouldn’t give for just one night...

by Anonymousreply 55505/19/2021

I like him a whole lot but I wish he would cool it with the damn grinning all the time.

by Anonymousreply 55605/19/2021

Not grinning here, R556! And still shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 55705/25/2021

Resembles a young Stewart Swerdlow.

by Anonymousreply 55805/25/2021

So we now know that Mr. Mazdzer is fertile... of course he is. I think he had to do the wife once without protection and she was preggers. That's just the power of Chris. The Power of Chris - has a nice ring to it...

by Anonymousreply 55905/25/2021

The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you!

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by Anonymousreply 56005/25/2021

Here's your VPL

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by Anonymousreply 56105/25/2021

Ally alert!

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by Anonymousreply 56206/07/2021

His hair appears to be thinning; poor dear.

by Anonymousreply 56306/07/2021

R563, if Mazdzer;s thinning hair (I'm assuming you're referring to what's on his head), you haven't looked at the whole Mazdzer package, to your loss.

And good for Chris and the wife - going to a Pride event and taking the baby. If only he had been dancing in a Speedo on a float!

by Anonymousreply 56406/07/2021

Sweaty and itchy.

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by Anonymousreply 56506/10/2021

90 percent of the comments in Chris' Instagram are thirsty comments from gay guys. LOL.

His dick picks won't leak since he's a happily married man (with a new baby).

by Anonymousreply 56606/10/2021

R566 SWEET JESUS HE'S SO ADORABLE

by Anonymousreply 56706/11/2021
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