When Will Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics Leak?
You know some lucky bitch has some, straight guys are stupid and love to text pics of their dicks. I don't care if his face isn't visible, I just need a look at that succulent MAN MEAT.
It can't happen soon enough, he is sooooooo fiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 600 | August 19, 2021 8:06 PM
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Not dick pics but I bet he can swallow a cock like he did this whole pizza slice
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 1 | February 13, 2018 9:10 PM
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Nice VPL, OP. But looks pretty average.
Although, he seems like a nice guy but we only care about sizemeat.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 13, 2018 9:12 PM
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LOL Straight nen are stupid and send pics? How about ALL men are stupid and send pics?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 13, 2018 9:13 PM
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Does he not wear underwear in OP's pic?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 13, 2018 9:24 PM
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That's average R2? Let's see your pic and run it up against his "average".
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 13, 2018 9:40 PM
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Although I admit he is hot, it is bizarre to me the latest gay heartthrob is, of all people, a luge champion.
My FB feed is filled with my friends-who-are-bears posting about how hot he is. But who the hell follows the luge event?!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 13, 2018 9:43 PM
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The pic at R5 is officially BELOW AVERAGE
Don't get me wrong, he's sexy. But let's not kid ourselves.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 13, 2018 9:43 PM
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I think OP’s pic is photoshopped.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 13, 2018 9:47 PM
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I'd never heard of Mazdzer until I saw him win the silver medal in luge. Now he's my new sports boyfriend. He's good-looking and seems to have a charming personality and some brains. And, yes, he also has a girlfriend, but I'm never ever going to meet him so dreaming about him costs nothing. I do hope he parlays this nanosecond of fame into... something, something more visible than lugeing. I have no idea what that would be, though. Sure, I'd buy a beefcake calendar of him, but that seems borderline tacky. Maybe he could be a winter-sports commentator. Or go on Survivor. I don't know, just stay with us, Chris!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 13, 2018 10:05 PM
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FINALLY a hunky Millennial without any awful tacky TATTOOS!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 13, 2018 11:16 PM
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He’s from The Berkshires, so he’s got money. And that VPL pic is not at all shopped. It is on Getty Images and there are several of them with slightly different poses.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 14, 2018 2:39 AM
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Of course with a hot straight guy in the news, we get our requisite fawning article from Queerty.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 14, 2018 3:01 AM
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Meh. Wouldn’t look at him twice on the streets of Hells Kitchen.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 14, 2018 3:06 AM
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Well, R16 I'm jest a gurl who cain't say "no" to straight dick.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 14, 2018 3:06 AM
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I want him to fill all my holes.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 14, 2018 3:08 AM
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It’s time for nude luge or nuge.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 14, 2018 3:56 AM
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He does have some kind of “star quality” about him. His face is cute, not handsome, and his hair is thinning, but he exudes sex.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 14, 2018 12:53 PM
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[quote]but he exudes sex.
Must be the cause of the leaky dick.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 14, 2018 4:30 PM
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[quote] The pic at [R5] is officially BELOW AVERAGE
So you're saying you yourself look better than that? If so, link to your photo, please, so we can judge. Otherwise, you're admitting you're also below average.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 14, 2018 5:05 PM
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I think he’s hot as fuck. His gf is damn lucky.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 14, 2018 5:38 PM
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I want him deeply inside me.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 14, 2018 5:48 PM
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If that pic is any indication, it won’t be too deep.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 14, 2018 6:18 PM
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I don't really care about his dick size (unless it's microscopic, which it clearly isn't). He's sexy in an average-guy kinda way (i.e., not some Instaho gymtard) and has a sense of humor about himself and what he does ("I lay down for a living."). He can lay down next to me, under me, on top of me or wherever he likes.
I fear, however, that we won't see him again until the Beijing Winter Games in 2022. The lesser winter sports don't get the media love that ones like snowboarding, downhill skiing and figure skating do, at least not in the US. Chris -- get a good agent!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 14, 2018 6:55 PM
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I guess it could be because of the compression suit, but he doesn't seem to have much in the scrotal department.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | February 14, 2018 7:10 PM
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maybe he's a grower not a shower.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 14, 2018 7:28 PM
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R33 He should strongly consider a career in gay porn. He'd make good money.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 14, 2018 8:15 PM
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I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 14, 2018 11:34 PM
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What would Ryan Lochte do? Do the opposite, says Chris in this brief talking-head interview with TMZ. (TMZ is clearly trying to take advantage of the Internet's new Sports Boyfriend before the Internet moves on to a new one next week -- and who can blame them, I guess -- but this is pretty badly done and free of much actual content. No fault to Chris, of course. The videographer could have at least stood back a couple of feet.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | February 14, 2018 11:52 PM
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I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 15, 2018 1:27 PM
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Love his mischievous smile. To me it says, "I'm about to strip completely naked and streak through the Olympic Village."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 15, 2018 2:32 PM
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R33 at first I thought he said "do you play in the Olympics because I brought my lube" sadly it was luge LOL
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 15, 2018 2:46 PM
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R36 Chris doesn't fart and only poops out Olympic medals.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 15, 2018 6:19 PM
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[quote]I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.
I'm sure rubbing is all you have in mind. Right.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 15, 2018 6:23 PM
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R45 rubbing leads to riding
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 15, 2018 7:04 PM
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To the poster up thread who said he's losing his hair. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 15, 2018 7:56 PM
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R47 I wouldn't care if his hair was thinning he would still be hot as fuck.
R32 I wish my face was right between his legs in that shot.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 15, 2018 7:58 PM
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I Just want his dick to leak pre all over me.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 15, 2018 8:01 PM
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R33 I've been saying all along that Chris pings to me, but nobody has been listening.
Either he's gay, or he's the gayest straight guy in the world.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 15, 2018 9:26 PM
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MOST younger guys now ping. It's the over-coddling from their parents.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 15, 2018 10:01 PM
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From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 15, 2018 10:09 PM
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I need to see his tight furry hole.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 15, 2018 10:22 PM
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[quote]From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?
There is no VPL, so I vote uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 15, 2018 11:00 PM
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Beautiful chest and nice smile. That's all I need.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 17, 2018 6:54 PM
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Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:
[quote]I can’t thank my family enough for being so supportive and dealing with me through thick and thin. The reason that I am the person I am today is because of you! Yes, that includes loosing my phone, wallet and probably 🥈as well 😂 #thanksmom #loveyou
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 56 | February 18, 2018 10:53 AM
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I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write his name.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 18, 2018 2:23 PM
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um..you guys do know they wear tight fitting underwear under those things right? It is usually a spandex or nylon material keeps the goods from getting chaffed or bound up.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 18, 2018 2:51 PM
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Everyone here wants to see him naked. No one wants to see Adam Rippon naked
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 18, 2018 3:04 PM
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That’s because we’ve all seen Adam look-a-likes naked before. Nothing new to us. That doesn’t mean Adam isn’t good looking or that anyone here would turn him down
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 18, 2018 3:07 PM
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No dick pics, just Chris reading tweets about his fine self.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 61 | February 26, 2018 7:00 PM
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Cute face, great body, but that looks like a micro dick in there.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 27, 2018 2:35 AM
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Vote early! Vote often! (You can vote as often as you like, actually.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 65 | March 1, 2018 4:59 PM
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I can see through fabric, you thirsty queen.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 1, 2018 6:23 PM
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I am deeply in love with him
by Anonymous | reply 69 | March 1, 2018 6:31 PM
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I follow him on insta he does have a cute personality. His girlfriend is a Romanian tramp from Salt Lake City.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | March 1, 2018 6:35 PM
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R69 I would love for him to come in me deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | March 1, 2018 6:39 PM
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[quote]Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:
He won silver. Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | March 1, 2018 6:44 PM
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Can't we do something about that ?I don't know... Deport her ?
by Anonymous | reply 74 | March 1, 2018 6:55 PM
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Why does she have Chris when the rest of us don't ?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | March 1, 2018 7:56 PM
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R25, don't you mean "I want him inside me, quite deeply" ?
Or perhaps "I want to meet him and have his penis go in and out of my anus repeatedly, creating quite a lot of friction, and eventually exchange bodily fluids with him"?
Yep, that's how we do it at The Data Lounge. Gay gossip, politics, and pointless bitchery, served up since 1995.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | March 1, 2018 8:49 PM
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Chris looks good in a wet sarong, unsurprisingly.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 79 | March 7, 2018 11:52 PM
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His insta has so many men commenting on him..I think he likes it
by Anonymous | reply 81 | March 8, 2018 12:12 AM
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He is just... HAWTTTT. My goodness. The body. The fur. The FACE. The SMILE...
by Anonymous | reply 82 | March 8, 2018 12:11 PM
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I've had a crush on him since Vancouver 2010. He's beefed up a lot since and is still hawwwtt but I actually liked him better when he had a little baby fat.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | March 8, 2018 12:33 PM
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I like his hard nipples. I bet he plays with them a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | March 8, 2018 1:08 PM
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God I hope Chris gets on Dancing with the Stars in the coming season. I haven't watched that craptastic train wreck of show for years, but I would if Chris was a cast member.
Week in and week out of him rehearsing and then performing with an open shirt or no shirt or a shirt that gets torn away... I'd have to re-type this post with "cumming season".
by Anonymous | reply 85 | March 8, 2018 1:20 PM
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I'd let him nut on my face any time.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | March 8, 2018 1:29 PM
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Ooooooh yessss please, Chris in DWTS
by Anonymous | reply 87 | March 8, 2018 3:07 PM
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I think DWTS is the cheesiest thing in the world but I'd watch him on it (but only after i DVR it and can only watch him)
by Anonymous | reply 88 | March 8, 2018 3:09 PM
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I'll youtube it. For him 💞
by Anonymous | reply 89 | March 8, 2018 3:12 PM
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Re-hummmmm. There is nothing I wouldn't do for Chris
by Anonymous | reply 91 | March 8, 2018 3:18 PM
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Sexy as FUCK in this video
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 92 | March 8, 2018 3:19 PM
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His girlfriend may be a Romanian tramp, but I see she runs a wedding planning service and does a *lot* of gay weddings. I imagine that’s more challenging to do in Mormon country.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | March 8, 2018 3:38 PM
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He looks no better and no worse than half the guys who walk through my office door each day. He's certainly not unattractive but I gotta confess that I don't understand all the commotion over him.
Is he any good at, uh, "luge-ing?"
by Anonymous | reply 94 | March 8, 2018 3:44 PM
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He won a silver medal, so I would say yes, he is.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | March 8, 2018 3:49 PM
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He's got a great personality and doesn't take himself to seriously, I think that adds to his sexiness. But you're right, if he was a skinny thing or obese, probably wouldn't give him a second glance.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | March 8, 2018 3:53 PM
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^^^ AUGGHH to = too! Mortal sin on DL!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | March 8, 2018 3:56 PM
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See R90 video above. The boy is goofy as hell and hot. Perfection.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | March 8, 2018 4:12 PM
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They'd probably make him shave his chest on DWTS, so, no thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | March 8, 2018 6:00 PM
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I think he's sex on a stick (or a sled), but it's his personality that sells it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | March 8, 2018 6:08 PM
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'If he was skinny or obese' lol. The guy is old Hollywood glamour perfection with an olympian body. I would very much like to see R94's picture and those guys's who walk through his " office' ( aka mother's basement) in his fantasy.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | March 8, 2018 6:12 PM
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R94, where do you work that half of the men look like this? Seriously, where?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 102 | March 9, 2018 1:10 PM
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Jesus, he's just adorkable... and perhaps hung.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 103 | March 9, 2018 1:12 PM
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And at that temperature, R103, there's shrinkage.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | March 9, 2018 1:13 PM
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r94 works at Wilhelmina for Men.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | March 9, 2018 1:15 PM
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He is the most gorgeous man, the sexiest, the most lovable goofy hunk superstar
by Anonymous | reply 106 | March 9, 2018 7:56 PM
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Yes, he does "goofy" very well. But he's kind of a ham.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | March 9, 2018 8:10 PM
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He's having fun with his life, which is sexy, too.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | March 9, 2018 8:16 PM
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He is a ham but what does it matter ? He is not a professional actor is he? He's just fun and funny. Swoon.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | March 9, 2018 8:19 PM
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Rule No. 1 of photography: Get Closer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 110 | March 9, 2018 10:16 PM
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I defollowed him, or whatever it's called, on IG. Too straight.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | March 9, 2018 10:17 PM
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Always swooning over the white boys.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | March 9, 2018 10:30 PM
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Bitter mud person alert ^^^
by Anonymous | reply 113 | March 9, 2018 11:52 PM
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^^Ignorant racist cracker alert.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | March 10, 2018 5:23 AM
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Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."
by Anonymous | reply 115 | March 10, 2018 5:32 AM
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R13 and R21 is the racist at R113.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | March 10, 2018 5:41 AM
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that is what I would call a 'winning smile'. absolutely adorable, sexy, gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | March 10, 2018 5:49 AM
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[quote]Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."
And a vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Dating Naked."
by Anonymous | reply 119 | March 10, 2018 5:05 PM
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You have my vote too for Chris Naked in anything
by Anonymous | reply 120 | March 10, 2018 5:09 PM
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R116 is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in r113
And I am 50% mud person, so I feel qualified to call reverse racism out, like r112....bitter mud person. Chris is hot, so why are bringing his race into this?
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 10, 2018 5:18 PM
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Girls ! Don't fight ! This is a thread devoted to the otherwordly adorable and sexy Chris Mazdzer. Don't disturb the peace and the worship in this place.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 10, 2018 5:21 PM
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Love Chris with chest hair and pale skin....it’s the way God made him. He’s perfect!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 124 | March 10, 2018 5:37 PM
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to wake up to that smile and gorgeous chest every morning would be heaven
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 10, 2018 5:44 PM
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He is Sooooo beautiful Whe does SHE have him and I don't. Chriiiiis ! I WANT CHRIIIIIISSSS
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 10, 2018 6:01 PM
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[quote][R116] is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in [R113]
The ignore feature tells a different tale.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 10, 2018 6:24 PM
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The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon
Nice try
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 10, 2018 6:29 PM
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Guuuuuuurls ! Back to Chris please. His smile. His chest. His thighs. His beautiful face. Do you think he is on 'roïds ? Because rarely does a man have such a perfect chest of hair
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 10, 2018 6:51 PM
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Damn, that man is beautiful
His skin....made even more pale by the chill of the winter...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 130 | March 10, 2018 7:07 PM
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You are #1 in our hearts Chris!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 131 | March 10, 2018 7:13 PM
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Fuck me, Chris, fuck me harder.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 10, 2018 7:16 PM
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I have never known love like this before
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 10, 2018 7:18 PM
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Except for Brenner Bolton's butthole r133
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 10, 2018 7:20 PM
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R134 There's no good reason you can't merge Chris Mazdzer and Brenner Bolton's butthole.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 10, 2018 7:26 PM
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Did you notice Chris's hot feet ? Any close up available ?
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 10, 2018 7:29 PM
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Ignoredar reveals r116 is lying. Or stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 10, 2018 7:36 PM
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Just to indulge your pathetic attempt at gaslighting, I blocked myself... ..yep, you're delusional R140
Why don't a thread about Black Lives Matter and stop stinking the Chris Mazdzer, Great American Athlete and Hottie thread?
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 10, 2018 7:42 PM
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[quote]The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon
And you’re a big fat liar.
Nice try.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 10, 2018 7:44 PM
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Back to Chris. Girls, take it outside and leave us in peace and adoration
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 10, 2018 7:48 PM
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Screen shot of you blocking r116 please
It's proof you can't provide, R142, you delusional cunt
by Anonymous | reply 144 | March 10, 2018 7:50 PM
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French for 'easy on the eye' litterally ' soft for the eyes'
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 146 | March 10, 2018 7:55 PM
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[quote] The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.
He's got quite a receding hairline. He'll be bald by 45. But I'd still do him even then.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | March 10, 2018 8:08 PM
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He's got a very cute boy next door look. Same appeal as Chris Pratt.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | March 10, 2018 8:25 PM
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Nooooo he is much classier than Chris Pratt, and he is a REAL man, not a whore/actor
by Anonymous | reply 151 | March 10, 2018 8:28 PM
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He used to come all the time at my mother's store in Montréal when he was training there. He is very handsome IRL, much taller than you might expect from the pics, he smells delicious ( must use a lot of that cologne,it's really good, I wish I knew which one it is) and is always smiling and super polite and nice. I shook his hand once. Big.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 10, 2018 8:36 PM
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Who is the fucking dumbass who keeps linking pictures that have "Redirect Notice" on them?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 10, 2018 8:49 PM
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Not sure why, but picture linking is very challenging to some of us. The recent change to Google Images led to a few meltdowns around here.
Linking to Tumblr pages instead of images directly is stupid since a lot of Tumblr pages are now deemed to contain 'sensitive media' and you'll need an account to even view them.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 10, 2018 8:54 PM
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So? Then use Bing images! They work great when linked. Don't be a Google slave.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 10, 2018 9:01 PM
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That's like some of us to stop using Instagram. Or asking some of us to stop using Chaturbate.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 10, 2018 9:07 PM
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I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!! DO THINGS MY WAY!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 10, 2018 9:09 PM
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"Redirect Boy" is using this excuse to infect computers with spyware, malware, and viruses.
Redirect at your peril!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 10, 2018 9:15 PM
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he's like the guy you'd like to marry and grow old with
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 11, 2018 1:34 AM
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[quote]Is he dating?
yes, the Romanian wedding planner
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 165 | March 11, 2018 1:47 AM
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THAT's who he lands? Gotta be a second beard. Does he use the dating but she lives in Europe bit?
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 11, 2018 1:56 AM
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she Romanian-born but lives in the US now
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 11, 2018 1:59 AM
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I don’t be worried if I were the girlfriend, she’s too homely for hottie Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 11, 2018 2:01 AM
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^^^meant to say I WOULD be worried. Shut up I’m drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 11, 2018 2:02 AM
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she loves her gays though
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 172 | March 11, 2018 2:03 AM
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how do you pronounce his last name? maz-d-zer or just mazder? seems like the guys on tv left off the second z.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 11, 2018 7:20 AM
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In a perfect world R163... In a perfect world. I am still not convinced completely that he really exists.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 11, 2018 11:41 AM
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He’s already got a perfect beard.
Doesn’t need her.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 11, 2018 12:13 PM
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He is my ideal...not TOO pretty, not TOO muscular, great smile, perfect amount of fur, goofy humor. To me, he's perfect.
Except...his name has one too many Zs! Is one silent?
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 11, 2018 1:32 PM
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Probably does big stinkies in the bathroom .. burst your bubble, r176?
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 11, 2018 1:41 PM
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You take the good, you take the bad, r177.
Learning the facts of Mazdzer.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 11, 2018 1:56 PM
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r177 has never taken a shit. Not one. Not in his entire 83 years on this planet. Can you imagine what will happen when he dies?
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 11, 2018 1:58 PM
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Hush....Chris’ glorious hole is only for worshiping, not for pooping.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 11, 2018 3:56 PM
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R176 - tell me about it. I won't even attempt shaying hish name.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 11, 2018 4:16 PM
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R177 as long as he does it in the bathroom and not in the bed I couldn't care less.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 11, 2018 5:16 PM
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r177 types "no-no hole" queen.
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 11, 2018 5:43 PM
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I think it's very masc to have a strong smell when using the bathroom. I like a clean man who has strong masc scent.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 11, 2018 8:57 PM
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Now I have heard everything, R184.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 11, 2018 9:01 PM
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I'm pretty sure his last name is pronounced Mazder. Take your pick as to which 'z' to drop. In my dreams he drops the wedding planner for me. I have a very vivid fantasy life.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 11, 2018 9:06 PM
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I want him so bad. For dear life
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 11, 2018 9:08 PM
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R184 Do you ask a guy what their shit smells like on the first date?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 11, 2018 9:24 PM
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Why are straight guys stupid for texting dick pics?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 11, 2018 9:30 PM
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R188, I don't do 'first date'. I 'm a slut.
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 11, 2018 9:44 PM
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He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 11, 2018 10:48 PM
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Link to the interview please
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 11, 2018 10:56 PM
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Lay your dirty paws on anything related to Chris and you'll R193. Bitch better watch out.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 12, 2018 12:02 AM
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i’m not even “oh, dear”-big r194. snap snap snap!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 12, 2018 12:56 AM
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In Polish his name would be pronounced Maz-jer.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 12, 2018 1:58 AM
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Maz-jer ...shay it loud and jher-jj music playing, shay it shoft and itsh almosht like praying...
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 12, 2018 11:46 AM
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I love when Liza appears in threads.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 12, 2018 12:17 PM
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Win a medal, get invited to random events.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 200 | March 12, 2018 6:41 PM
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His nipples alone are a gift from the Gods.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 12, 2018 7:16 PM
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[quote]He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”
The same way Brits pronounce Mazda?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 12, 2018 8:22 PM
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Oh. Please please could we see his nipples again?
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 12, 2018 10:14 PM
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Mazdzer is 100% pure HUNK
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 13, 2018 11:48 AM
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Does he ever take that medal off? (Have to say, I probably wouldn't either if I'd won one.) Also: Nice pants!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 207 | March 13, 2018 6:39 PM
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Chris and his hairy chest win gold in my heart. Every day.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 13, 2018 8:59 PM
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The photo at R207 has a real '70s vibe, with Chris unbuttoning his shirt just enough to share his lovely fur with the world. Thank you Chris, keep it open man!
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 14, 2018 11:55 AM
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The man is a god. That smile! That body! That attitude!
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 14, 2018 12:01 PM
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That fa-laming heterosexuality!
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 14, 2018 12:04 PM
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Thx R210. I have no words
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 14, 2018 9:39 PM
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He is perfection. I want to live my life down in front of him
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 20, 2018 5:59 PM
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Is there nothing he can't do?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 216 | March 22, 2018 12:30 AM
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R216 He can also pounded me bare and cum inside me deeply.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 22, 2018 12:32 AM
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His penis is not so important, since the other 97% of him is suckable, lickable and slurpable.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 22, 2018 8:54 PM
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I'd be happy just making out with him.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 22, 2018 8:57 PM
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Christ, I'd be happy just talking to him for awhile. Then running home and having a biiiiig wank.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 22, 2018 9:46 PM
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I'd be happy just being in his presence and adore him silently
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 22, 2018 11:08 PM
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I'd be happy being his underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 23, 2018 12:03 AM
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I'd be happy being his vas deferens
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 23, 2018 2:06 AM
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I would be happy being his taint :) .
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 23, 2018 2:08 AM
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Chris Madzder is bigger than Jesus. But not as big as Adam Rippon.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 23, 2018 2:39 AM
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I’d be happy having his abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 23, 2018 2:46 AM
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I'd slurp on his abortion juices.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 23, 2018 2:57 AM
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I would be happy being the flush of his turds
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 23, 2018 8:01 AM
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He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 23, 2018 8:17 AM
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Mmmmmmmm Chris's sweat... I can't even....
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 23, 2018 9:31 AM
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[quote]He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.
WHY do you continue to refer to yourself in the third person whilst looking in the mirror and posting here? It’s just not healthy. Are you drinking again, Bruce?
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 23, 2018 11:16 AM
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Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG.
Honda Dream Car Garage TV ads have a Chris lookalike currently. Knock yourself out.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 23, 2018 11:21 AM
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I once went on a trip to the Himalayas. I woke up before sunrise and went outside to see the dawn breaking over the mountains. It was breathtaking. But Chris is more beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 23, 2018 11:41 AM
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If he were gay, OP and others would have a healthy hatred of him...why do so many DLers lust after straight men?
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 23, 2018 11:46 AM
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Because GAYS like MEN, dumbass !
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 23, 2018 12:52 PM
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And, idiot at r236??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 23, 2018 1:12 PM
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R237, I WILL have him, in fact I will MARRY him.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 23, 2018 1:15 PM
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I bet he likes some pineapples and milk, and a good thump to the back of the head.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 23, 2018 1:33 PM
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More of this fine man. Fantastic legs
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 242 | March 23, 2018 1:35 PM
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I’ll see your Chris and raise one Steven Langton
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 244 | March 23, 2018 3:22 PM
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I like this Langton-adjacent Olympic football poseur.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 245 | March 23, 2018 4:15 PM
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Thanks but no thanks. Chris is REAL, charming warm and adorable. It's not just the looks, it's the winning personality. It's still Chris all the way
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 246 | March 23, 2018 4:59 PM
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[quote]And, idiot at [R236]??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!
Who said any of this, Ms. Ross?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 24, 2018 10:08 AM
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This looks oddly Photoshopped to me (something about the head), but it's on CM's Instagram account so I guess it's for real. Not complaining in any case (except about the product placement, but, hey, an Olympic athlete has to eat).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 249 | March 25, 2018 8:11 PM
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That chest and those hard nipples....he makes me swoon a little.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 25, 2018 9:50 PM
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Which one of you is this?
[quote][bold]andrewvetterlein[/bold] The gays thank you for this thirst trap
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 25, 2018 9:55 PM
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The fur... The muscles...the smile...and THAT face... I die...RIP me
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 25, 2018 11:27 PM
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"Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG. "
'slap lost?" The new Cak & Graxy?
Some of us don't care for the 'roidy Nair-bathed muscle whores the Instagram-obsessed queens shovel out here.
Some of us don't care for the prissy narcissistic hair-product-addicted YouTube "celebrity" twinks other queens fap to and force on us here.
Some of us don't care for the beady-eyed rat-faced geeks the TV news and politics-obsessed queens fawn over.
We like MEN.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 253 | March 26, 2018 7:05 PM
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What R253 says.word for word. And OH MY GOD he is so gorgeous I can't even look at the pic. WOW. What a GORGEOUS man
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 26, 2018 11:52 PM
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Just now am I noticing how full and sensual Chris 's lips are. Aren't theu luscious ?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 255 | March 30, 2018 9:36 PM
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R256, the difference between gay men and straight men :French saying :"gay men love being fucked, straight men ADORE being fucked." English saying :'six pint of lager'
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 31, 2018 9:13 PM
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Now that's funny (and interesting).
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 31, 2018 9:17 PM
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Thankfully, none of the male dancers can keep a shirt on on DWTS.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 260 | April 13, 2018 5:50 PM
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Oooh WONDERFUL I AM SO GLAD
by Anonymous | reply 261 | April 13, 2018 5:56 PM
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Handsome, yet not out of reach. Seems very charming.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | April 14, 2018 8:02 PM
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I would bend over for him without question.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | April 14, 2018 9:17 PM
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Chris: Bend over. Here goes my fist.
R263: My pleasure, Chris.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | April 15, 2018 1:43 AM
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He'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom on DWTS.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | April 15, 2018 4:11 AM
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R 265 Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | April 15, 2018 3:37 PM
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They haven't shaved his chest yet, R266. And they'd better not...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 268 | April 16, 2018 6:02 PM
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He is so beautiful in a shirt
by Anonymous | reply 269 | April 16, 2018 6:06 PM
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Such a cute smile. I'll be watching this season for sure.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 270 | April 17, 2018 5:22 AM
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He's so fucking hot...and he knows it too.
Must feel so nice to know gays and women alike all want to fuck him so badly.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | April 17, 2018 6:27 AM
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I want to work those nipples while he fucks me missionary style.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | April 17, 2018 10:05 AM
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He is wonderful. A huge bundle of charisma and joy
by Anonymous | reply 274 | April 17, 2018 11:18 AM
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God I predicted (well hoped) Mazdzer's casting of DWtS during the Olympics. If they get him to shave his chest (boo!) they will make an entire episode about the fur removal...
by Anonymous | reply 275 | April 17, 2018 12:31 PM
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Why would they shave his chest? Stupid dancing show.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | April 17, 2018 2:26 PM
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I want him to cum in me for days.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | April 23, 2018 7:05 PM
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I don't think the man is capable of taking a bad photo and thankfully he enjoys showing off the chest.
by Anonymous | reply 280 | April 23, 2018 7:42 PM
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He is so beautiful. I want to be his cum dump, his toilet bowl, his humble servant
by Anonymous | reply 281 | April 23, 2018 8:05 PM
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Nice pecs. And toe point... (Razor for chest shaving still in absentia.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 282 | April 25, 2018 6:51 PM
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I want to feel this toe playing with my lips.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | April 25, 2018 7:00 PM
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Chris is always so sweet and goofy. How do you think he gives it ? I can't really see him throwing a mean hard fuck. Is he all warmth and furry tenderness? I hope he is awkward and a bit hurtful. I hope he is not completely in command. I hope he starts sweet and loses it in the end, goes all rough and jackrabitty, and makes the weirdest noises when he cums. With that body.. Mmmmmmm
by Anonymous | reply 284 | April 26, 2018 6:35 AM
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R284 I agree he totally has a silly kind of personality. He seems like the type of guy who would fart in bed and then put the covers over your head and think it was just hysterical. I don't see him being a dominating fuck more like a playful fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | April 26, 2018 12:50 PM
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R284, I think of Chris as the kind of guy comes across as Clark Kent-ish, but once the clothes start coming off and he's getting down to business, knows how to throw a good hard and long fuck... that's after he's buried his fuzzy face between some lucky woman's legs. He'll suddenly surprise her with deep thrust and just keep going, starting to growl and then letting loose with a serious cum shot.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | April 26, 2018 1:04 PM
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I think you'd have to take charge with him and he'd be happily surprised, lots of his happy smiles while he realizes how desired he is.
by Anonymous | reply 287 | April 26, 2018 1:05 PM
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He and Steve Langton would be an awesome couple.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | April 26, 2018 1:35 PM
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Two tops ? I don't think so. You know who would be an Awesome Couple ? Chris and ME
by Anonymous | reply 290 | April 26, 2018 5:13 PM
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Lose the vest, C. Nice guns, though. But we knew that...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 291 | April 26, 2018 11:24 PM
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So he was at the White House this week with other Olympians?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 292 | April 28, 2018 4:36 PM
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Chris is always center, always the best looking, always flashing the smile that makes Julia Roberts choke on her vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | April 28, 2018 4:58 PM
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Oh, r294...if you were a REAL fan, you'd find a way to get Chris to pose in nothing but his dong (and his chest hair, of course).
by Anonymous | reply 295 | April 28, 2018 4:59 PM
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He will pose with in nothing but his dong in my mouth as soon as he'll take it out of my ass, bare and dripping with juice.. Someday
by Anonymous | reply 296 | April 28, 2018 5:26 PM
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In the comments on the pic at r265, which one of you posted this:
mangopulpy: Wanna cum on that chest
WHORE!
But seriously, I want to do that too.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | April 28, 2018 8:49 PM
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Thank you, DWTS, for not shaving Mazdzer's chest. Now about the rest of your glitterbomb shitshow... I cannot believe this has been on for more than 25 seasons. Who watches it? There's very little dancing, and hardly any stars.
On topic: I thought Chris did really well. I would have scored him higher. Bonus points for the open shirt.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | May 1, 2018 6:27 PM
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25 seasons means 12.5 years, seeing as though there’s 2 seasons a year. They’ve been on since 2006.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | May 1, 2018 6:32 PM
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Thank you, R299. I didn't think it had been on for 25 years. But I've never watched it, so who knows.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | May 1, 2018 6:35 PM
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Our Chris’s eyes brown or green?
by Anonymous | reply 301 | May 1, 2018 6:43 PM
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What R302 said. He 's a dream come true. He's a doll. I wouldn't say that he ' pings' though. more like 'his flames are visible from outer space'..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 303 | May 2, 2018 7:28 AM
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He would look so good tied up shirt less.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | May 2, 2018 7:51 AM
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I want to see him in short shorts. His legs are a cathedral of muscle
by Anonymous | reply 305 | May 2, 2018 7:57 AM
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He's absolutely adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | May 2, 2018 10:38 AM
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He reminds me of a guy I used to hook up with. Very happy and good natured. When he'd cum he'd start gasping and laughing and looked like he was in total giddy bliss. It was so fucking hot and adorable at the same time. This Chris guy is dreamy as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | May 2, 2018 10:46 AM
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Some smart TV programmer will find a series for him. Scripted, I hope. In which he plays a male homosexual, I hope.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | May 2, 2018 11:19 AM
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He is very good looking, seriously sexy and has the Clark Kent quality down. He's milking his 15 minutes well and will be on DWtS for many weeks, but come on people last night's first dance was not very good. He's surprisingly clunky on the floor. Thankfully, he hasn't shaved the chest! Of course, I think producers are pushing him to have it done and that way they can build an entire segment one week around Chris dreading the waxing or shaving... fraus will cheer when he's been shorn (they really cannot abide masculinity in 2018), gay men will weep, straight guys will cringe and hope their wives and gfs do not propose the same thing..
by Anonymous | reply 309 | May 2, 2018 4:48 PM
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Those teeth are amazingly well-placed and white.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | May 2, 2018 6:02 PM
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Will it come down to Chris v. Adam?
by Anonymous | reply 312 | May 3, 2018 6:47 PM
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He has nice arms. But we knew that.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 317 | May 7, 2018 6:47 PM
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R2 if that were true I'd have a boyfriend.
5.5 on the outside
dick 8.5
by Anonymous | reply 325 | May 10, 2018 7:20 PM
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I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.
He can clean the house and suck cock fastidiously and obsessively!
by Anonymous | reply 326 | May 10, 2018 9:21 PM
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[quote]I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.
[bold]Is[/bold] one ADD? Or does one [bold]have[/bold] ADD? I know the former is very common, but I do not believe I [bold]am[/bold] a disease or a disorder. I may [bold]have[/bold] one, however.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | May 10, 2018 9:23 PM
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How very ADD of you to parse my grammatical error.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | May 10, 2018 9:31 PM
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Actually, R328, r327 probably has the opposite of ADD.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | May 10, 2018 10:01 PM
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Ha! Funny. Have some Ritalin, folks.
by Anonymous | reply 330 | May 10, 2018 10:03 PM
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[bold] Big[/bold] fan of the undressing GIFs!💕
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 331 | May 11, 2018 2:30 PM
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He seems dim enough to be talked into doing “tasteful” nudes.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | May 12, 2018 12:04 AM
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Yeah. No idea what's happening here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 333 | May 31, 2018 6:56 PM
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Chris is pretty close to perfect. The ideal guy physically
by Anonymous | reply 334 | May 31, 2018 6:58 PM
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Great smile (on top of all the rest of that wonderfulness).
by Anonymous | reply 335 | May 31, 2018 7:00 PM
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Really goofy personality too. He's the kind of guy you dream of having for a boyfriend
by Anonymous | reply 336 | May 31, 2018 7:30 PM
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r333 He doesn't like getting cum in his eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | June 1, 2018 12:30 AM
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Are his 15 minutes up yet?
by Anonymous | reply 339 | June 1, 2018 1:57 AM
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15 minutes? I wish him a lifetime in the public eye
by Anonymous | reply 340 | June 1, 2018 1:40 PM
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I follow him on Instagram and the overwhelming number of comments are from men. He seems cool with that. He did respond to a post I made but it was in response to the death of his dog and not how I want to sit on his dick and come on his chest. Baby steps.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | June 1, 2018 2:07 PM
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He has openly said he doesn't mind the sexual DMs
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 342 | June 1, 2018 2:10 PM
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He's startin' to crave da cock!
by Anonymous | reply 343 | June 1, 2018 8:12 PM
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I think he just gets off on others craving his cock
by Anonymous | reply 344 | June 1, 2018 8:59 PM
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I met him briefly, 30 seconds at Dancing with the stars finale; got a selfie.
SWEETHEART, yes, the kind of guy you'd want as your b.f.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | June 2, 2018 3:03 AM
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I hope he doesn't disappear from view...especially the hairy chest, the great smile, and the intriguing bulge.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | June 2, 2018 4:23 PM
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Not sure what he's doing in Colombia. Maybe our DL hermanos on the ground there can find out.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 347 | June 4, 2018 7:00 PM
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He has less followers than I would have guessed. Instahos that aren't even half as attractive as him tend to have way more
by Anonymous | reply 348 | June 4, 2018 7:07 PM
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He pretty much has the perfect chest hair. We are talking Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery territory. Gus Kenworthy is always commenting on his sexy Insta pics. It's kind of embarrassing. People ask if Gus has replied yet.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | June 4, 2018 7:27 PM
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LOL Gus literally commented once that he was going to jerk off to one of the pictures once. It was an AMAZING picture, but still!
by Anonymous | reply 350 | June 4, 2018 7:30 PM
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You clean up nice, my would-be boyfriend, but please don't put your cellphone in your front pocket for photo ops.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 351 | June 8, 2018 5:33 PM
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Whoring himself out for Dow Chemical. Sad.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 352 | June 8, 2018 5:50 PM
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Seriously, guys Mazdzer's age could learn a lot about how to casually dress and look fine. His shirt fits, it's tucked inside his pants. The belt and shoes match. The beard's trimmed, no visible tats...
It is a shame that guys carry their phone in the front pocket - they're so big now that it's like having a brick on your thigh... a very bad look.
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 8, 2018 6:03 PM
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The shirt is cut very well for his figure
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 8, 2018 6:19 PM
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I have no idea what's going on here. Feel free to write your own caption.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 355 | June 12, 2018 10:45 PM
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He's clearly having the time of his life
by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 13, 2018 6:21 PM
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The man clearly knows what works... love the fit of that shirt... the freakin nipple display!
by Anonymous | reply 358 | June 13, 2018 7:37 PM
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Lordy he is handsome. Model good looks
by Anonymous | reply 360 | June 26, 2018 7:20 PM
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Apparently, he's got just the one luge suit. And still got the handsome smile.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 361 | July 13, 2018 12:18 AM
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I'm sure his fiancee is a lovely person, so she won't mind if I mentally Photoshop her out of the photo and me in.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 362 | July 16, 2018 7:08 PM
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She's a very lucky lady for sure
by Anonymous | reply 363 | July 16, 2018 7:53 PM
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[bold]FILTHY HETERO STINK-SHIT![/bold]
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 365 | July 16, 2018 7:56 PM
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I'll refrain from hating on the haircut (which cannot go out of style soon enough) since it's just hair and will grow out. Lovely smile, as always, CM.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 366 | July 20, 2018 12:11 AM
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Chris, we've told you -- smartphone in the back pocket for photo ops.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 367 | August 10, 2018 12:13 AM
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Well he disappeared quickly.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | August 10, 2018 12:18 AM
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I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | August 10, 2018 1:33 AM
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Are those her real teeth? Hmmm.
It's his smile that makes him handsomest (if that's a word). And the tight, hairy-ish bod, of course.
The pizza eating at R1 (R2?) is kinda gross to me.
by Anonymous | reply 372 | August 10, 2018 1:42 AM
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He's basically just doing commercial endorsements n almost every IG post.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | August 14, 2018 11:05 PM
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I didn't read the thread title at first and assumed OP's pic was Tommy Oliver. Way to get my hopes up, jerk.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 374 | August 14, 2018 11:37 PM
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I'm not wild about it either, R373, but I can't imagine there's much money in being a luger, and a guy's gotta eat.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 375 | August 15, 2018 5:51 PM
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[quote] I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.
Put that shit on pay per view!
Though I'd rather see Steve fuck his bro John Daly.....
by Anonymous | reply 377 | August 17, 2018 6:00 PM
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Was it chilly in there, Chris?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 378 | August 27, 2018 7:22 PM
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He has really nice nipples too. They were thick and erect when he was shirtless on DWTS.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | September 29, 2018 10:56 PM
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I'm sure he has farting contests with his friends.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 22, 2018 6:26 PM
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Farting his how he gets the luge to move quicker.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 22, 2018 6:50 PM
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This poor hunk has already been forgotten about. At least until the next Winter Olympics.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 25, 2018 5:25 PM
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I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 25, 2018 5:58 PM
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I'll never forget this hot fucking fur ball!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 25, 2018 6:11 PM
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If he were with me, the poor guy would never get any sleep.
by Anonymous | reply 390 | October 25, 2018 6:49 PM
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Someone needs a hug. Line forms to the rear.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 391 | October 25, 2018 7:02 PM
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R391 If he were with me his balls would be the size of peas because I'd be draining him constantly.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | October 25, 2018 7:05 PM
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He's a nice-looking guy with a great body and I probably see guys with the same level of hotness every day here in Colorado but there's something about him I just love. Seems totally down to earth and approachable, with a sense of humor. And that chest hair is to die for.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | October 26, 2018 8:48 PM
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R387, you typed, "I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten."
And I reply... Adam who?
This thread began in February and it's still going... is an Adam thread still going? Yes, I didn't think so.
Guys here love Mazdzer because he's incredibly sexy and photogenic. He seems approachable - I'd love to have a beer with him. Rippon? Please, she's so self-important and pretentious. It wouldn't be a beer or a scotch with Ms. Adam, more like a Pink Lady in a loud dance club.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | October 26, 2018 9:43 PM
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Nice contrast between R395 and R396...
by Anonymous | reply 397 | November 15, 2018 8:31 PM
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r396 Too bad he's not HETERO-flexible.
by Anonymous | reply 398 | November 16, 2018 2:00 AM
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R398, just imagine if Chris was to ever walk into a gay bar. He'd never get out alive!
by Anonymous | reply 399 | November 16, 2018 2:11 AM
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Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. And just barely for this one...
This guy falls far short in the dick size department.
So...pass
by Anonymous | reply 401 | November 21, 2018 10:04 PM
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Christ, he's like a walking wet dream.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | December 13, 2018 7:29 PM
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[quote]Caption this photo.
Smell my finger. I just had it up my ass.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | December 13, 2018 10:37 PM
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Yeah. I scrolled through 405 posts to see if his dick pics leaked.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | December 13, 2018 10:42 PM
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Who is Chris' friend Jahn Fennell?
[quote]jahnfennell: Chris the homosexuals that follow you are too much. This is SO funny 😂
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 407 | December 13, 2018 11:01 PM
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R407, that's John Fennell. He's an openly gay Canadian luger. He has dual citizenship with the US, so he has competed for a spot on the US Luge team, too.
by Anonymous | reply 410 | January 2, 2019 7:28 PM
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I would take Chris over all of the pouty instawhores of the world.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | January 3, 2019 4:54 PM
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R410 Are all Canadian olympians gay? Adam van koeverden (who is running for Trudeau's Liberals now) once blew me and my boyfriend at the time at a mutual friend's birthday party.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | January 3, 2019 5:13 PM
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R412 did Adam blow Trudeau as well?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 413 | January 3, 2019 5:26 PM
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R413 I'd watch that video, although there is something about Adam's face that doesn't do it for me. Canadian from Toronto here and I think it's an open secret Adam is gay but has never actually come out.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | January 3, 2019 8:01 PM
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Looks like surprise anal to me.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 415 | January 15, 2019 4:30 PM
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Luge looks ridiculous with two people on the sled. It's as if the IOC decided it needed something to fill up the athletes schedule.
Single luge is incredibly exciting to watch.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | January 15, 2019 6:08 PM
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As always, too many clothes (and cutlery).
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 419 | February 20, 2019 6:50 PM
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If/when his luge career is over, he could model white tshirts.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 420 | March 5, 2019 11:47 PM
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It must have been very cold that day:
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 421 | March 7, 2019 3:33 AM
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I’d go down on him so fast my kneecaps would shatter
by Anonymous | reply 422 | March 7, 2019 3:35 AM
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I'd love to slurp on his fuzzy butthole
by Anonymous | reply 423 | March 7, 2019 3:41 AM
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Buuuuuummmmp. I feel as though we'll be seeing it soon.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | March 20, 2019 1:10 PM
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If he does show the dong at some point, veteran DLers could easily write the thread by rote that will ensue.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | March 20, 2019 1:12 PM
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I'd like to rehab his cock while his arm is a sling.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 427 | March 20, 2019 4:28 PM
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"4 weeks in a sling"? Oh, Chris, how you tease...
by Anonymous | reply 428 | March 20, 2019 6:31 PM
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He has absolutely perfect body hair. Even under his arms... I should have typed his name in the thread asking, "If you could be one celebrity/athlete for one day, who would you choose?"
by Anonymous | reply 431 | May 20, 2019 8:52 PM
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Damn, those thighs are thick AF
by Anonymous | reply 436 | June 23, 2019 9:22 PM
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Funny, I don't think of Utah as being chilly in the summer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 437 | July 8, 2019 7:32 PM
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Fuccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeee
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 438 | July 8, 2019 7:39 PM
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I would kill a nun to see him in a sex tape
by Anonymous | reply 441 | July 8, 2019 9:36 PM
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Sweaty, dirty Chris, anyone?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 443 | July 27, 2019 12:50 AM
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Oh please R9, you're drooling all over yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | July 27, 2019 1:15 AM
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Is his hairline more forward now or am I imagining it?
by Anonymous | reply 445 | July 27, 2019 1:20 AM
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R8 Stupid me, here I thought he was a lube champion. Now I am disappointed.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | August 10, 2019 12:12 AM
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Not a dick pick, just a leg one.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 448 | August 15, 2019 10:11 PM
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I love his designer chest hair.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | August 15, 2019 10:35 PM
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He's got some major league iliotibial bands.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | August 15, 2019 10:39 PM
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Every time this thread gets bumped I think the nudes have finally arrived.
Enough with the false hopes, lying whores!
by Anonymous | reply 451 | August 15, 2019 10:58 PM
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I hate these videos which have made for women.
They can only cope with flirty half-strips. They get giggly because completely nude would be scary and threatening.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 452 | August 15, 2019 11:09 PM
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R450 Are iliotibial bands good or bad?
by Anonymous | reply 453 | August 16, 2019 12:00 AM
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They're very good. Look at his legs. The outside muscles of his thighs that run from the knees up to the hips bulge beautifully. Those are the iliotibial bands.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 454 | August 16, 2019 12:51 AM
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Why does he have those muscles?
I thought all his "sport" required him to do was to sit inside some metal capsule.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | August 16, 2019 1:28 AM
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I don't quite know why since, as you said, his legs don't seem that important to his sport. Maybe he does some athletic activities outside of Luge that builds his legs up. But we're so glad he does. You normally see legs like that on bicyclists.
by Anonymous | reply 456 | August 16, 2019 1:32 AM
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I occasionally have trouble with my soleus muscle cramping up (because I have almost no salt in my diet).
But I freaked out when my iliotibials cramped up on a long walk in the wilderness. I was thrashing around on the ground in pain and had to ask others to pull it tight.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | August 16, 2019 1:40 AM
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Lugers do use their legs at the beginning of the run when they push the sled at a full-tilt run on to the track. So Chris would not be a stranger to leg day at the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 458 | August 17, 2019 12:04 AM
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I'll just leave this here.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 459 | August 23, 2019 12:34 AM
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In some pix he's hot. Other angles, meh.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | August 23, 2019 12:50 AM
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I haven't seen a bad photo yet
by Anonymous | reply 461 | August 23, 2019 9:25 AM
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Ain't never gonna be dick pix. He's Morman.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | August 23, 2019 9:47 AM
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Who the heck is the beefcake on the left in R459 's pic?
by Anonymous | reply 463 | August 23, 2019 10:05 AM
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I can only hope he doesn't shave his pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | August 23, 2019 10:17 AM
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I want him inside me so baaaaaaad.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | August 23, 2019 2:02 PM
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Put. The Razor. Down. (Once the sponsor's check clears.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 467 | August 27, 2019 6:42 PM
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I could be wrong, R464, but my guess (and hope) is that he has a nice, thick, black bush down there.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | August 27, 2019 6:56 PM
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R467 Major gay face there. If that razor goes anywhere near his chest he should be stripped of his titles and medals (and his clothes).
by Anonymous | reply 469 | August 27, 2019 6:58 PM
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His chest looks as if it has been shaved in the past. And even now, looks a bit manicured.
I guess the answer to the OP's question is still a resounding "no." Maybe his is an extremely tiny dong. More of a ding.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | August 27, 2019 7:02 PM
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Who's his orthodontist? Because, well done!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 471 | September 2, 2019 6:23 PM
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Very selfish of him not to show us. Show us your dick, Chris!
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 9, 2019 8:25 PM
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Where are the pics of his ass? He’s cute and he has bitch-hips. He’s fuckable and masc as all hell. He’s the perfect bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | October 26, 2019 1:33 AM
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Here you go, R477. He heard you.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 478 | October 27, 2019 9:54 PM
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Size 13 shoes -- just sayin'.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 480 | November 15, 2019 5:57 PM
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I am indifferent to these drool threads but this guy makes me weak in a really good way.
by Anonymous | reply 481 | November 15, 2019 6:05 PM
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one day when I open this thread it actually will be dick pics and I'll be very happy
by Anonymous | reply 482 | November 15, 2019 6:10 PM
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Look at the size of that tongue..
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 483 | November 15, 2019 6:17 PM
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R480 We know exactly what you are just saying and that is in multiple studies there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size. Now back to fantasy island.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | November 15, 2019 9:53 PM
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[quote] there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size.
Uh...what?
You been eating lead paint chips again?
by Anonymous | reply 485 | November 15, 2019 9:57 PM
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Dear idiot at R485 if you believe a scientific link to exit proving your ludicrous idea feel free to share.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | November 16, 2019 9:15 AM
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r486 Please read what you wrote CAREFULLY and then decide who is the idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | November 16, 2019 5:43 PM
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R481 yes, weak and leak, leak, leak.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | November 16, 2019 8:09 PM
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He really could model once his luge career ends.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 489 | November 18, 2019 5:59 PM
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R489 or go into high end escorting
by Anonymous | reply 490 | November 18, 2019 6:33 PM
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R489 no way does he cut it as a model
by Anonymous | reply 491 | November 18, 2019 7:00 PM
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Is wanting to sniff his anus wrong?
by Anonymous | reply 493 | November 18, 2019 7:30 PM
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He's got tinymeat so it's all about the ass.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | November 18, 2019 7:49 PM
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He is my ideal man - face, body, perfect hairy chest, beautiful smile and endearing charm.
by Anonymous | reply 495 | November 18, 2019 8:02 PM
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R495 yes to all of that and a never ending ass
by Anonymous | reply 497 | November 18, 2019 8:08 PM
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Every time I see this bumped I get excited that a dick pic has leaked. Sigh.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | November 28, 2019 12:19 AM
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This guy is just effortlessly sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | January 20, 2020 9:30 PM
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Der sigh... He still fiiiine. (February in Berchtesgaden and that's all the snow there is? Yipes.)
by Anonymous | reply 509 | February 28, 2020 11:24 PM
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Looks like someone needs a hug.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 510 | March 17, 2020 8:13 PM
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Not soon enough.
Certainly, some enterprising DLer can find them!
by Anonymous | reply 511 | March 17, 2020 8:18 PM
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On his back, legs spread...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 513 | March 24, 2020 7:36 PM
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In bed. (Disregard the promo -- or not! Sleep is good for you.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 514 | March 30, 2020 7:47 PM
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He looks leaner these days. Cute as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | March 30, 2020 7:49 PM
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If I were ever let loose near him, the poor guy would be one giant hickey.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | March 30, 2020 8:45 PM
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Looks like our boy got married. 2020 really does suck.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 519 | May 19, 2020 6:22 PM
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Hardly a surprise as he's been engaged for some time. But we can hope for some shirtless pics from the lockdown honeymoon. Give the people what they want, Chris!
by Anonymous | reply 521 | May 20, 2020 6:11 PM
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She's very pretty. Good for them.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | May 26, 2020 7:22 PM
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Well the dick pics definitely ain't leaking now.
If I was married to someone like Chris I would never let him get a good night's sleep. Highly doubt he'll have any need to be sending anyone nudes.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | May 26, 2020 7:45 PM
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I will happily settle for shirtless pics any time he cares to share.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | May 26, 2020 8:57 PM
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His girlfriend is very pretty. I love the shot of them in her gown and him in his tux.. I’d love to be in a relationship with a guy that has a good personality and looks like him. Some of you think he’s average but I think he’s handsome.
I hope we get to see more of them in the Olympics in the future.
by Anonymous | reply 528 | May 26, 2020 9:29 PM
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He's married and he has a girlfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 529 | May 27, 2020 12:43 AM
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Every time this is bumped, I get my hopes up.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | July 2, 2020 7:17 PM
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Everytime this gets bumped I have to google the name again.
by Anonymous | reply 534 | July 2, 2020 7:35 PM
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Two shirtless photos in this slide show. (Dear Personal Photographer: Get. Closer.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 535 | July 6, 2020 10:00 PM
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Shirtless, on his back, legs nearly spread... Is Chris gaybaiting us?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 538 | August 13, 2020 7:17 PM
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VOTE! (Or just vote to have the dick pics finally released.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 539 | October 22, 2020 6:08 PM
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But for whom is Chris voting?
by Anonymous | reply 540 | October 22, 2020 7:32 PM
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R540 He follows Biden and Harris on Twitter but not Trump or Pence.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | October 24, 2020 4:32 PM
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I just surmise that people who are imploring people to go out and vote, lean Democrat. But he appears to be a Democrat, he follows Obama, Biden, Kamala, Pete, Hillary, Warren, and Bernie on Insta.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | October 24, 2020 4:38 PM
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Just announced that the wife is knocked up. But I can still have my fantasies, dammit!
by Anonymous | reply 543 | October 25, 2020 4:05 PM
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R543 I have blown more than my fair share of married "straight" men who have two ore more kids under the age of 10. The wife doesn't put as much and the poor man is horny as fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | October 25, 2020 4:15 PM
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Waiting in his hotel room shirtless in shorts
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 545 | November 5, 2020 5:06 PM
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Adorable; I don't get even the slightest gay vibe at all.
Makes me think when I do get the vibes they're spot on.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | November 5, 2020 6:45 PM
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I want to give him a lap dance
by Anonymous | reply 547 | November 5, 2020 7:34 PM
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He’s everything I want. Yum.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | November 9, 2020 2:07 AM
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Chris: The gift that keeps on giving.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 549 | December 8, 2020 11:06 PM
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Not a dick pic, but a baby pic. Mazel tov!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 552 | April 16, 2021 6:23 PM
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His squeeze is not very attractive. He could do better. Maybe her family is rich.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | April 16, 2021 6:29 PM
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Oh what I wouldn’t give for just one night...
by Anonymous | reply 555 | May 19, 2021 8:47 PM
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I like him a whole lot but I wish he would cool it with the damn grinning all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 19, 2021 8:56 PM
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Not grinning here, R556! And still shirtless.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 557 | May 25, 2021 7:17 PM
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Resembles a young Stewart Swerdlow.
by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 25, 2021 7:54 PM
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So we now know that Mr. Mazdzer is fertile... of course he is. I think he had to do the wife once without protection and she was preggers. That's just the power of Chris. The Power of Chris - has a nice ring to it...
by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 25, 2021 8:10 PM
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The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 560 | May 25, 2021 8:21 PM
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His hair appears to be thinning; poor dear.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | June 7, 2021 8:15 PM
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R563, if Mazdzer;s thinning hair (I'm assuming you're referring to what's on his head), you haven't looked at the whole Mazdzer package, to your loss.
And good for Chris and the wife - going to a Pride event and taking the baby. If only he had been dancing in a Speedo on a float!
by Anonymous | reply 564 | June 7, 2021 10:27 PM
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90 percent of the comments in Chris' Instagram are thirsty comments from gay guys. LOL.
His dick picks won't leak since he's a happily married man (with a new baby).
by Anonymous | reply 566 | June 10, 2021 8:22 PM
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R566 SWEET JESUS HE'S SO ADORABLE
by Anonymous | reply 567 | June 11, 2021 10:01 PM
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At least wear a tank top! Won't someone think of The Gays?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 568 | June 25, 2021 6:42 PM
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R568 I have a dream too: to see his dick!
by Anonymous | reply 569 | June 25, 2021 8:31 PM
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Girls, you KNOW they’re out there!
by Anonymous | reply 570 | June 25, 2021 11:55 PM
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I always read: Chris’ Dick leaks.
If we only had proof. Someone should hit his IG and make a request.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | June 26, 2021 12:57 AM
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No dick pic(s) yet R572, but you can uses your imagination with this photo. A bit dated, but still...
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 573 | July 17, 2021 7:25 PM
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The last two posts on his Instagram were mainly of his enormous Toyota SUV in the wilds of Utah. I know a guy's gotta eat and "collabs" (ugh, I cannot tell you how much I loathe that word) with automakers certainly help put food on an athlete's table (especially an athlete in one of the less glamorous sports), but at least stand in front of the Toyota with your shirt off. If he reads the comments on his feed he surely knows he's catnip for gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | July 17, 2021 8:46 PM
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I would crawl over an ocean of broken glass and dhiarrea just to lick his toe
by Anonymous | reply 577 | July 17, 2021 9:31 PM
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SO WHEN WILL THEY GODDAMMIT ????????????
by Anonymous | reply 579 | July 17, 2021 11:02 PM
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Jesus R78 I knew foot worship was a fairly common thing, but damn! So encyclopedic.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | July 18, 2021 5:03 AM
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R739. Some rich, generous DL uncle needs to discreetly hit him up via IG and ask his paying rate for pics, vids. Guys in his sport can’t be making much, even with endorsements.
Or, some enterprising DL-er needs to catfish the hot MF.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | July 18, 2021 5:09 AM
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R581 can see into the future
by Anonymous | reply 582 | July 18, 2021 12:34 PM
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He looks like a grinning idiot.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | July 18, 2021 1:15 PM
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R583, oh lighten up.
I think he looks like a guy who is genuinely happy and who doesn't take himself too seriously.
He's in really fine shape, is sexy and plays to an audience that includes gay men who are lusting for him.
The dick pics are a fun fantasy for many of us. This thread's been enjoyable for ages...
by Anonymous | reply 584 | July 18, 2021 3:08 PM
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R584 why do you even bother answering that cunt ?
by Anonymous | reply 585 | July 18, 2021 3:10 PM
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Why does he have to be half naked all the time, but wear shorts ? he's worse than John Wayne Macy
by Anonymous | reply 587 | July 20, 2021 6:59 PM
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Gacy, that was Gacy of course
by Anonymous | reply 588 | July 20, 2021 7:00 PM
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Who thinks Mazdzer's ass is as perfect as his chest and is covered, lightly, with fur... oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please...
by Anonymous | reply 589 | July 20, 2021 9:59 PM
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R589 should you ask ?? EVERY.FUCKING.BODY
by Anonymous | reply 590 | July 20, 2021 10:06 PM
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I think his crack is very hairy too. I bet my tongue could get lost in that thick bush
by Anonymous | reply 591 | July 20, 2021 10:30 PM
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Chris <3 He is too much of a sweetie to be sending dick pics all around town.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | July 20, 2021 10:31 PM
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someone stole them. someone, somewhere has them. Pics of his ass and dick
by Anonymous | reply 593 | July 20, 2021 10:34 PM
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Still shilling for Toyota! (Chris: Don't put your phone in your front pants pocket. Put my hand there instead.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 595 | July 31, 2021 9:10 PM
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Shirtless and wet with a selfie stick.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 596 | August 16, 2021 6:44 PM
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Please. T'is torture. I can't stand it anymore. Could someone please draw a series of fan fiction where a very lifelike Chris fucks and is fucked through all orifices of his gorgeous body, by incredible hunks ? so I can release years of pent up desire ? please ?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 597 | August 16, 2021 6:53 PM
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God he's got a great pec deck and that pert nipple! Chris, if you read DL, please find a summer sport to compete in... one that does not require much attire. Perhaps you could begin rowing? Rhythmic gymnastics? Wrestling?
by Anonymous | reply 598 | August 16, 2021 9:09 PM
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why does it have to be Steve Grand who's modelling his g-string swim line ?
by Anonymous | reply 599 | August 16, 2021 9:21 PM
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Not a dick pic, a back clip. (And underwear elastic if that's your thing.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 600 | August 19, 2021 8:06 PM
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