When Will Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics Leak?
You know some lucky bitch has some, straight guys are stupid and love to text pics of their dicks. I don't care if his face isn't visible, I just need a look at that succulent MAN MEAT.
It can't happen soon enough, he is sooooooo fiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!!
|by Anonymous||reply 567||06/11/2021|
Not dick pics but I bet he can swallow a cock like he did this whole pizza slice
|by Anonymous||reply 1||02/13/2018|
Nice VPL, OP. But looks pretty average.
Although, he seems like a nice guy but we only care about sizemeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||02/13/2018|
LOL Straight nen are stupid and send pics? How about ALL men are stupid and send pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||02/13/2018|
Does he not wear underwear in OP's pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||02/13/2018|
That's average R2? Let's see your pic and run it up against his "average".
|by Anonymous||reply 6||02/13/2018|
Although I admit he is hot, it is bizarre to me the latest gay heartthrob is, of all people, a luge champion.
My FB feed is filled with my friends-who-are-bears posting about how hot he is. But who the hell follows the luge event?!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||02/13/2018|
The pic at R5 is officially BELOW AVERAGE
Don't get me wrong, he's sexy. But let's not kid ourselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||02/13/2018|
I think OP’s pic is photoshopped.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||02/13/2018|
I'd never heard of Mazdzer until I saw him win the silver medal in luge. Now he's my new sports boyfriend. He's good-looking and seems to have a charming personality and some brains. And, yes, he also has a girlfriend, but I'm never ever going to meet him so dreaming about him costs nothing. I do hope he parlays this nanosecond of fame into... something, something more visible than lugeing. I have no idea what that would be, though. Sure, I'd buy a beefcake calendar of him, but that seems borderline tacky. Maybe he could be a winter-sports commentator. Or go on Survivor. I don't know, just stay with us, Chris!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||02/13/2018|
FINALLY a hunky Millennial without any awful tacky TATTOOS!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||02/13/2018|
He’s from The Berkshires, so he’s got money. And that VPL pic is not at all shopped. It is on Getty Images and there are several of them with slightly different poses.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||02/13/2018|
Of course with a hot straight guy in the news, we get our requisite fawning article from Queerty.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||02/13/2018|
Meh. Wouldn’t look at him twice on the streets of Hells Kitchen.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||02/13/2018|
Well, R16 I'm jest a gurl who cain't say "no" to straight dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||02/13/2018|
I want him to fill all my holes.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||02/13/2018|
It’s time for nude luge or nuge.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||02/13/2018|
He does have some kind of “star quality” about him. His face is cute, not handsome, and his hair is thinning, but he exudes sex.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||02/14/2018|
[quote]but he exudes sex.
Must be the cause of the leaky dick.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||02/14/2018|
[quote] The pic at [R5] is officially BELOW AVERAGE
So you're saying you yourself look better than that? If so, link to your photo, please, so we can judge. Otherwise, you're admitting you're also below average.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||02/14/2018|
I think he’s hot as fuck. His gf is damn lucky.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||02/14/2018|
I want him deeply inside me.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||02/14/2018|
If that pic is any indication, it won’t be too deep.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||02/14/2018|
I don't really care about his dick size (unless it's microscopic, which it clearly isn't). He's sexy in an average-guy kinda way (i.e., not some Instaho gymtard) and has a sense of humor about himself and what he does ("I lay down for a living."). He can lay down next to me, under me, on top of me or wherever he likes.
I fear, however, that we won't see him again until the Beijing Winter Games in 2022. The lesser winter sports don't get the media love that ones like snowboarding, downhill skiing and figure skating do, at least not in the US. Chris -- get a good agent!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||02/14/2018|
I guess it could be because of the compression suit, but he doesn't seem to have much in the scrotal department.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||02/14/2018|
maybe he's a grower not a shower.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||02/14/2018|
R33 He should strongly consider a career in gay porn. He'd make good money.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||02/14/2018|
I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||02/14/2018|
What would Ryan Lochte do? Do the opposite, says Chris in this brief talking-head interview with TMZ. (TMZ is clearly trying to take advantage of the Internet's new Sports Boyfriend before the Internet moves on to a new one next week -- and who can blame them, I guess -- but this is pretty badly done and free of much actual content. No fault to Chris, of course. The videographer could have at least stood back a couple of feet.)
|by Anonymous||reply 37||02/14/2018|
I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||02/15/2018|
Love his mischievous smile. To me it says, "I'm about to strip completely naked and streak through the Olympic Village."
|by Anonymous||reply 41||02/15/2018|
R33 at first I thought he said "do you play in the Olympics because I brought my lube" sadly it was luge LOL
|by Anonymous||reply 43||02/15/2018|
R36 Chris doesn't fart and only poops out Olympic medals.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||02/15/2018|
[quote]I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.
I'm sure rubbing is all you have in mind. Right.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||02/15/2018|
R45 rubbing leads to riding
|by Anonymous||reply 46||02/15/2018|
To the poster up thread who said he's losing his hair. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||02/15/2018|
R47 I wouldn't care if his hair was thinning he would still be hot as fuck.
R32 I wish my face was right between his legs in that shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||02/15/2018|
I Just want his dick to leak pre all over me.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||02/15/2018|
R33 I've been saying all along that Chris pings to me, but nobody has been listening.
Either he's gay, or he's the gayest straight guy in the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||02/15/2018|
MOST younger guys now ping. It's the over-coddling from their parents.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||02/15/2018|
From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||02/15/2018|
I need to see his tight furry hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||02/15/2018|
[quote]From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?
There is no VPL, so I vote uncut.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||02/15/2018|
Beautiful chest and nice smile. That's all I need.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||02/17/2018|
Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:
[quote]I can’t thank my family enough for being so supportive and dealing with me through thick and thin. The reason that I am the person I am today is because of you! Yes, that includes loosing my phone, wallet and probably 🥈as well 😂 #thanksmom #loveyou
|by Anonymous||reply 56||02/18/2018|
I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write his name.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||02/18/2018|
um..you guys do know they wear tight fitting underwear under those things right? It is usually a spandex or nylon material keeps the goods from getting chaffed or bound up.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||02/18/2018|
Everyone here wants to see him naked. No one wants to see Adam Rippon naked
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/18/2018|
That’s because we’ve all seen Adam look-a-likes naked before. Nothing new to us. That doesn’t mean Adam isn’t good looking or that anyone here would turn him down
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/18/2018|
No dick pics, just Chris reading tweets about his fine self.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/26/2018|
Cute face, great body, but that looks like a micro dick in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/26/2018|
Vote early! Vote often! (You can vote as often as you like, actually.)
|by Anonymous||reply 65||03/01/2018|
I can see through fabric, you thirsty queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/01/2018|
I am deeply in love with him
|by Anonymous||reply 69||03/01/2018|
I follow him on insta he does have a cute personality. His girlfriend is a Romanian tramp from Salt Lake City.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||03/01/2018|
R69 I would love for him to come in me deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||03/01/2018|
[quote]Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:
He won silver. Oh, dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||03/01/2018|
Can't we do something about that ?I don't know... Deport her ?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||03/01/2018|
Why does she have Chris when the rest of us don't ?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||03/01/2018|
R25, don't you mean "I want him inside me, quite deeply" ?
Or perhaps "I want to meet him and have his penis go in and out of my anus repeatedly, creating quite a lot of friction, and eventually exchange bodily fluids with him"?
Yep, that's how we do it at The Data Lounge. Gay gossip, politics, and pointless bitchery, served up since 1995.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||03/01/2018|
Chris looks good in a wet sarong, unsurprisingly.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||03/07/2018|
His insta has so many men commenting on him..I think he likes it
|by Anonymous||reply 81||03/07/2018|
He is just... HAWTTTT. My goodness. The body. The fur. The FACE. The SMILE...
|by Anonymous||reply 82||03/08/2018|
I've had a crush on him since Vancouver 2010. He's beefed up a lot since and is still hawwwtt but I actually liked him better when he had a little baby fat.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||03/08/2018|
I like his hard nipples. I bet he plays with them a lot.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||03/08/2018|
God I hope Chris gets on Dancing with the Stars in the coming season. I haven't watched that craptastic train wreck of show for years, but I would if Chris was a cast member.
Week in and week out of him rehearsing and then performing with an open shirt or no shirt or a shirt that gets torn away... I'd have to re-type this post with "cumming season".
|by Anonymous||reply 85||03/08/2018|
I'd let him nut on my face any time.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||03/08/2018|
Ooooooh yessss please, Chris in DWTS
|by Anonymous||reply 87||03/08/2018|
I think DWTS is the cheesiest thing in the world but I'd watch him on it (but only after i DVR it and can only watch him)
|by Anonymous||reply 88||03/08/2018|
I'll youtube it. For him 💞
|by Anonymous||reply 89||03/08/2018|
Re-hummmmm. There is nothing I wouldn't do for Chris
|by Anonymous||reply 91||03/08/2018|
Sexy as FUCK in this video
|by Anonymous||reply 92||03/08/2018|
His girlfriend may be a Romanian tramp, but I see she runs a wedding planning service and does a *lot* of gay weddings. I imagine that’s more challenging to do in Mormon country.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||03/08/2018|
He looks no better and no worse than half the guys who walk through my office door each day. He's certainly not unattractive but I gotta confess that I don't understand all the commotion over him.
Is he any good at, uh, "luge-ing?"
|by Anonymous||reply 94||03/08/2018|
He won a silver medal, so I would say yes, he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||03/08/2018|
He's got a great personality and doesn't take himself to seriously, I think that adds to his sexiness. But you're right, if he was a skinny thing or obese, probably wouldn't give him a second glance.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||03/08/2018|
^^^ AUGGHH to = too! Mortal sin on DL!
|by Anonymous||reply 97||03/08/2018|
See R90 video above. The boy is goofy as hell and hot. Perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||03/08/2018|
They'd probably make him shave his chest on DWTS, so, no thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||03/08/2018|
I think he's sex on a stick (or a sled), but it's his personality that sells it.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||03/08/2018|
'If he was skinny or obese' lol. The guy is old Hollywood glamour perfection with an olympian body. I would very much like to see R94's picture and those guys's who walk through his " office' ( aka mother's basement) in his fantasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||03/08/2018|
R94, where do you work that half of the men look like this? Seriously, where?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||03/09/2018|
Jesus, he's just adorkable... and perhaps hung.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||03/09/2018|
And at that temperature, R103, there's shrinkage.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||03/09/2018|
r94 works at Wilhelmina for Men.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||03/09/2018|
He is the most gorgeous man, the sexiest, the most lovable goofy hunk superstar
|by Anonymous||reply 106||03/09/2018|
Yes, he does "goofy" very well. But he's kind of a ham.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||03/09/2018|
He's having fun with his life, which is sexy, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||03/09/2018|
He is a ham but what does it matter ? He is not a professional actor is he? He's just fun and funny. Swoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||03/09/2018|
Rule No. 1 of photography: Get Closer.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||03/09/2018|
I defollowed him, or whatever it's called, on IG. Too straight.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||03/09/2018|
Always swooning over the white boys.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||03/09/2018|
Bitter mud person alert ^^^
|by Anonymous||reply 113||03/09/2018|
^^Ignorant racist cracker alert.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||03/09/2018|
Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."
|by Anonymous||reply 115||03/09/2018|
R13 and R21 is the racist at R113.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||03/09/2018|
that is what I would call a 'winning smile'. absolutely adorable, sexy, gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||03/09/2018|
[quote]Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."
And a vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Dating Naked."
|by Anonymous||reply 119||03/10/2018|
You have my vote too for Chris Naked in anything
|by Anonymous||reply 120||03/10/2018|
R116 is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in r113
And I am 50% mud person, so I feel qualified to call reverse racism out, like r112....bitter mud person. Chris is hot, so why are bringing his race into this?
|by Anonymous||reply 121||03/10/2018|
Girls ! Don't fight ! This is a thread devoted to the otherwordly adorable and sexy Chris Mazdzer. Don't disturb the peace and the worship in this place.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||03/10/2018|
Love Chris with chest hair and pale skin....it’s the way God made him. He’s perfect!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||03/10/2018|
to wake up to that smile and gorgeous chest every morning would be heaven
|by Anonymous||reply 125||03/10/2018|
He is Sooooo beautiful Whe does SHE have him and I don't. Chriiiiis ! I WANT CHRIIIIIISSSS
|by Anonymous||reply 126||03/10/2018|
[quote][R116] is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in [R113]
The ignore feature tells a different tale.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||03/10/2018|
The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon
|by Anonymous||reply 128||03/10/2018|
Guuuuuuurls ! Back to Chris please. His smile. His chest. His thighs. His beautiful face. Do you think he is on 'roïds ? Because rarely does a man have such a perfect chest of hair
|by Anonymous||reply 129||03/10/2018|
Damn, that man is beautiful
His skin....made even more pale by the chill of the winter...
|by Anonymous||reply 130||03/10/2018|
You are #1 in our hearts Chris!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||03/10/2018|
Fuck me, Chris, fuck me harder.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||03/10/2018|
I have never known love like this before
|by Anonymous||reply 133||03/10/2018|
Except for Brenner Bolton's butthole r133
|by Anonymous||reply 134||03/10/2018|
R134 There's no good reason you can't merge Chris Mazdzer and Brenner Bolton's butthole.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||03/10/2018|
Did you notice Chris's hot feet ? Any close up available ?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||03/10/2018|
Ignoredar reveals r116 is lying. Or stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||03/10/2018|
Just to indulge your pathetic attempt at gaslighting, I blocked myself... ..yep, you're delusional R140
Why don't a thread about Black Lives Matter and stop stinking the Chris Mazdzer, Great American Athlete and Hottie thread?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||03/10/2018|
[quote]The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon
And you’re a big fat liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||03/10/2018|
Back to Chris. Girls, take it outside and leave us in peace and adoration
|by Anonymous||reply 143||03/10/2018|
Screen shot of you blocking r116 please
It's proof you can't provide, R142, you delusional cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 144||03/10/2018|
French for 'easy on the eye' litterally ' soft for the eyes'
|by Anonymous||reply 146||03/10/2018|
[quote] The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.
He's got quite a receding hairline. He'll be bald by 45. But I'd still do him even then.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||03/10/2018|
He's got a very cute boy next door look. Same appeal as Chris Pratt.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||03/10/2018|
Nooooo he is much classier than Chris Pratt, and he is a REAL man, not a whore/actor
|by Anonymous||reply 151||03/10/2018|
He used to come all the time at my mother's store in Montréal when he was training there. He is very handsome IRL, much taller than you might expect from the pics, he smells delicious ( must use a lot of that cologne,it's really good, I wish I knew which one it is) and is always smiling and super polite and nice. I shook his hand once. Big.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||03/10/2018|
Who is the fucking dumbass who keeps linking pictures that have "Redirect Notice" on them?
What the fuck is wrong with you?!
|by Anonymous||reply 154||03/10/2018|
Not sure why, but picture linking is very challenging to some of us. The recent change to Google Images led to a few meltdowns around here.
Linking to Tumblr pages instead of images directly is stupid since a lot of Tumblr pages are now deemed to contain 'sensitive media' and you'll need an account to even view them.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||03/10/2018|
So? Then use Bing images! They work great when linked. Don't be a Google slave.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||03/10/2018|
That's like some of us to stop using Instagram. Or asking some of us to stop using Chaturbate.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||03/10/2018|
I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!! DO THINGS MY WAY!!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 158||03/10/2018|
"Redirect Boy" is using this excuse to infect computers with spyware, malware, and viruses.
Redirect at your peril!
|by Anonymous||reply 159||03/10/2018|
he's like the guy you'd like to marry and grow old with
|by Anonymous||reply 163||03/10/2018|
[quote]Is he dating?
yes, the Romanian wedding planner
|by Anonymous||reply 165||03/10/2018|
THAT's who he lands? Gotta be a second beard. Does he use the dating but she lives in Europe bit?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||03/10/2018|
she Romanian-born but lives in the US now
|by Anonymous||reply 169||03/10/2018|
I don’t be worried if I were the girlfriend, she’s too homely for hottie Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||03/10/2018|
^^^meant to say I WOULD be worried. Shut up I’m drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||03/10/2018|
she loves her gays though
|by Anonymous||reply 172||03/10/2018|
how do you pronounce his last name? maz-d-zer or just mazder? seems like the guys on tv left off the second z.
|by Anonymous||reply 173||03/10/2018|
In a perfect world R163... In a perfect world. I am still not convinced completely that he really exists.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||03/11/2018|
He’s already got a perfect beard.
Doesn’t need her.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||03/11/2018|
He is my ideal...not TOO pretty, not TOO muscular, great smile, perfect amount of fur, goofy humor. To me, he's perfect.
Except...his name has one too many Zs! Is one silent?
|by Anonymous||reply 176||03/11/2018|
Probably does big stinkies in the bathroom .. burst your bubble, r176?
|by Anonymous||reply 177||03/11/2018|
You take the good, you take the bad, r177.
Learning the facts of Mazdzer.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||03/11/2018|
r177 has never taken a shit. Not one. Not in his entire 83 years on this planet. Can you imagine what will happen when he dies?
|by Anonymous||reply 179||03/11/2018|
Hush....Chris’ glorious hole is only for worshiping, not for pooping.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||03/11/2018|
R176 - tell me about it. I won't even attempt shaying hish name.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||03/11/2018|
R177 as long as he does it in the bathroom and not in the bed I couldn't care less.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||03/11/2018|
r177 types "no-no hole" queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||03/11/2018|
I think it's very masc to have a strong smell when using the bathroom. I like a clean man who has strong masc scent.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||03/11/2018|
Now I have heard everything, R184.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||03/11/2018|
I'm pretty sure his last name is pronounced Mazder. Take your pick as to which 'z' to drop. In my dreams he drops the wedding planner for me. I have a very vivid fantasy life.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||03/11/2018|
I want him so bad. For dear life
|by Anonymous||reply 187||03/11/2018|
R184 Do you ask a guy what their shit smells like on the first date?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||03/11/2018|
Why are straight guys stupid for texting dick pics?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||03/11/2018|
R188, I don't do 'first date'. I 'm a slut.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||03/11/2018|
He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”
|by Anonymous||reply 191||03/11/2018|
Link to the interview please
|by Anonymous||reply 192||03/11/2018|
Lay your dirty paws on anything related to Chris and you'll R193. Bitch better watch out.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||03/11/2018|
i’m not even “oh, dear”-big r194. snap snap snap!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||03/11/2018|
In Polish his name would be pronounced Maz-jer.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||03/11/2018|
Maz-jer ...shay it loud and jher-jj music playing, shay it shoft and itsh almosht like praying...
|by Anonymous||reply 198||03/12/2018|
I love when Liza appears in threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||03/12/2018|
Win a medal, get invited to random events.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||03/12/2018|
His nipples alone are a gift from the Gods.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||03/12/2018|
[quote]He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”
The same way Brits pronounce Mazda?
|by Anonymous||reply 202||03/12/2018|
Oh. Please please could we see his nipples again?
|by Anonymous||reply 204||03/12/2018|
Mazdzer is 100% pure HUNK
|by Anonymous||reply 205||03/13/2018|
Does he ever take that medal off? (Have to say, I probably wouldn't either if I'd won one.) Also: Nice pants!
|by Anonymous||reply 207||03/13/2018|
Chris and his hairy chest win gold in my heart. Every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||03/13/2018|
The photo at R207 has a real '70s vibe, with Chris unbuttoning his shirt just enough to share his lovely fur with the world. Thank you Chris, keep it open man!
|by Anonymous||reply 209||03/14/2018|
The man is a god. That smile! That body! That attitude!
|by Anonymous||reply 211||03/14/2018|
That fa-laming heterosexuality!
|by Anonymous||reply 212||03/14/2018|
Thx R210. I have no words
|by Anonymous||reply 213||03/14/2018|
He is perfection. I want to live my life down in front of him
|by Anonymous||reply 215||03/20/2018|
Is there nothing he can't do?
|by Anonymous||reply 216||03/21/2018|
R216 He can also pounded me bare and cum inside me deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||03/21/2018|
His penis is not so important, since the other 97% of him is suckable, lickable and slurpable.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||03/22/2018|
I'd be happy just making out with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||03/22/2018|
Christ, I'd be happy just talking to him for awhile. Then running home and having a biiiiig wank.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||03/22/2018|
I'd be happy just being in his presence and adore him silently
|by Anonymous||reply 222||03/22/2018|
I'd be happy being his underwear.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||03/22/2018|
I'd be happy being his vas deferens
|by Anonymous||reply 224||03/22/2018|
I would be happy being his taint :) .
|by Anonymous||reply 225||03/22/2018|
Chris Madzder is bigger than Jesus. But not as big as Adam Rippon.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||03/22/2018|
I’d be happy having his abortion.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||03/22/2018|
I'd slurp on his abortion juices.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||03/22/2018|
I would be happy being the flush of his turds
|by Anonymous||reply 229||03/23/2018|
He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||03/23/2018|
Mmmmmmmm Chris's sweat... I can't even....
|by Anonymous||reply 231||03/23/2018|
[quote]He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.
WHY do you continue to refer to yourself in the third person whilst looking in the mirror and posting here? It’s just not healthy. Are you drinking again, Bruce?
|by Anonymous||reply 232||03/23/2018|
Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG.
Honda Dream Car Garage TV ads have a Chris lookalike currently. Knock yourself out.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||03/23/2018|
I once went on a trip to the Himalayas. I woke up before sunrise and went outside to see the dawn breaking over the mountains. It was breathtaking. But Chris is more beautiful
|by Anonymous||reply 234||03/23/2018|
If he were gay, OP and others would have a healthy hatred of him...why do so many DLers lust after straight men?
|by Anonymous||reply 235||03/23/2018|
Because GAYS like MEN, dumbass !
|by Anonymous||reply 236||03/23/2018|
And, idiot at r236??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 237||03/23/2018|
R237, I WILL have him, in fact I will MARRY him.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||03/23/2018|
I bet he likes some pineapples and milk, and a good thump to the back of the head.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||03/23/2018|
More of this fine man. Fantastic legs
|by Anonymous||reply 242||03/23/2018|
I’ll see your Chris and raise one Steven Langton
|by Anonymous||reply 244||03/23/2018|
I like this Langton-adjacent Olympic football poseur.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||03/23/2018|
Thanks but no thanks. Chris is REAL, charming warm and adorable. It's not just the looks, it's the winning personality. It's still Chris all the way
|by Anonymous||reply 246||03/23/2018|
[quote]And, idiot at [R236]??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!
Who said any of this, Ms. Ross?
|by Anonymous||reply 248||03/24/2018|
This looks oddly Photoshopped to me (something about the head), but it's on CM's Instagram account so I guess it's for real. Not complaining in any case (except about the product placement, but, hey, an Olympic athlete has to eat).
|by Anonymous||reply 249||03/25/2018|
That chest and those hard nipples....he makes me swoon a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||03/25/2018|
Which one of you is this?
[quote][bold]andrewvetterlein[/bold] The gays thank you for this thirst trap
|by Anonymous||reply 251||03/25/2018|
The fur... The muscles...the smile...and THAT face... I die...RIP me
|by Anonymous||reply 252||03/25/2018|
"Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG. "
'slap lost?" The new Cak & Graxy?
Some of us don't care for the 'roidy Nair-bathed muscle whores the Instagram-obsessed queens shovel out here.
Some of us don't care for the prissy narcissistic hair-product-addicted YouTube "celebrity" twinks other queens fap to and force on us here.
Some of us don't care for the beady-eyed rat-faced geeks the TV news and politics-obsessed queens fawn over.
We like MEN.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||03/26/2018|
What R253 says.word for word. And OH MY GOD he is so gorgeous I can't even look at the pic. WOW. What a GORGEOUS man
|by Anonymous||reply 254||03/26/2018|
Just now am I noticing how full and sensual Chris 's lips are. Aren't theu luscious ?
|by Anonymous||reply 255||03/30/2018|
R256, the difference between gay men and straight men :French saying :"gay men love being fucked, straight men ADORE being fucked." English saying :'six pint of lager'
|by Anonymous||reply 257||03/31/2018|
Now that's funny (and interesting).
|by Anonymous||reply 258||03/31/2018|
Thankfully, none of the male dancers can keep a shirt on on DWTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||04/13/2018|
Oooh WONDERFUL I AM SO GLAD
|by Anonymous||reply 261||04/13/2018|
Handsome, yet not out of reach. Seems very charming.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||04/14/2018|
I would bend over for him without question.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||04/14/2018|
Chris: Bend over. Here goes my fist.
R263: My pleasure, Chris.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||04/14/2018|
He'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom on DWTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||04/14/2018|
R 265 Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||04/15/2018|
They haven't shaved his chest yet, R266. And they'd better not...
|by Anonymous||reply 268||04/16/2018|
He is so beautiful in a shirt
|by Anonymous||reply 269||04/16/2018|
Such a cute smile. I'll be watching this season for sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||04/16/2018|
He's so fucking hot...and he knows it too.
Must feel so nice to know gays and women alike all want to fuck him so badly.
|by Anonymous||reply 271||04/16/2018|
I want to work those nipples while he fucks me missionary style.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||04/17/2018|
He is wonderful. A huge bundle of charisma and joy
|by Anonymous||reply 274||04/17/2018|
God I predicted (well hoped) Mazdzer's casting of DWtS during the Olympics. If they get him to shave his chest (boo!) they will make an entire episode about the fur removal...
|by Anonymous||reply 275||04/17/2018|
Why would they shave his chest? Stupid dancing show.
|by Anonymous||reply 276||04/17/2018|
I want him to cum in me for days.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||04/23/2018|
I don't think the man is capable of taking a bad photo and thankfully he enjoys showing off the chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||04/23/2018|
He is so beautiful. I want to be his cum dump, his toilet bowl, his humble servant
|by Anonymous||reply 281||04/23/2018|
Nice pecs. And toe point... (Razor for chest shaving still in absentia.)
|by Anonymous||reply 282||04/25/2018|
I want to feel this toe playing with my lips.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||04/25/2018|
Chris is always so sweet and goofy. How do you think he gives it ? I can't really see him throwing a mean hard fuck. Is he all warmth and furry tenderness? I hope he is awkward and a bit hurtful. I hope he is not completely in command. I hope he starts sweet and loses it in the end, goes all rough and jackrabitty, and makes the weirdest noises when he cums. With that body.. Mmmmmmm
|by Anonymous||reply 284||04/25/2018|
R284 I agree he totally has a silly kind of personality. He seems like the type of guy who would fart in bed and then put the covers over your head and think it was just hysterical. I don't see him being a dominating fuck more like a playful fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||04/26/2018|
R284, I think of Chris as the kind of guy comes across as Clark Kent-ish, but once the clothes start coming off and he's getting down to business, knows how to throw a good hard and long fuck... that's after he's buried his fuzzy face between some lucky woman's legs. He'll suddenly surprise her with deep thrust and just keep going, starting to growl and then letting loose with a serious cum shot.
|by Anonymous||reply 286||04/26/2018|
I think you'd have to take charge with him and he'd be happily surprised, lots of his happy smiles while he realizes how desired he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 287||04/26/2018|
He and Steve Langton would be an awesome couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 289||04/26/2018|
Two tops ? I don't think so. You know who would be an Awesome Couple ? Chris and ME
|by Anonymous||reply 290||04/26/2018|
Lose the vest, C. Nice guns, though. But we knew that...
|by Anonymous||reply 291||04/26/2018|
So he was at the White House this week with other Olympians?
|by Anonymous||reply 292||04/28/2018|
Chris is always center, always the best looking, always flashing the smile that makes Julia Roberts choke on her vomit.
|by Anonymous||reply 294||04/28/2018|
Oh, r294...if you were a REAL fan, you'd find a way to get Chris to pose in nothing but his dong (and his chest hair, of course).
|by Anonymous||reply 295||04/28/2018|
He will pose with in nothing but his dong in my mouth as soon as he'll take it out of my ass, bare and dripping with juice.. Someday
|by Anonymous||reply 296||04/28/2018|
In the comments on the pic at r265, which one of you posted this:
mangopulpy: Wanna cum on that chest
But seriously, I want to do that too.
|by Anonymous||reply 297||04/28/2018|
Thank you, DWTS, for not shaving Mazdzer's chest. Now about the rest of your glitterbomb shitshow... I cannot believe this has been on for more than 25 seasons. Who watches it? There's very little dancing, and hardly any stars.
On topic: I thought Chris did really well. I would have scored him higher. Bonus points for the open shirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 298||05/01/2018|
25 seasons means 12.5 years, seeing as though there’s 2 seasons a year. They’ve been on since 2006.
|by Anonymous||reply 299||05/01/2018|
Thank you, R299. I didn't think it had been on for 25 years. But I've never watched it, so who knows.
|by Anonymous||reply 300||05/01/2018|
Our Chris’s eyes brown or green?
|by Anonymous||reply 301||05/01/2018|
What R302 said. He 's a dream come true. He's a doll. I wouldn't say that he ' pings' though. more like 'his flames are visible from outer space'..
|by Anonymous||reply 303||05/01/2018|
He would look so good tied up shirt less.
|by Anonymous||reply 304||05/01/2018|
I want to see him in short shorts. His legs are a cathedral of muscle
|by Anonymous||reply 305||05/01/2018|
He's absolutely adorable.
|by Anonymous||reply 306||05/02/2018|
He reminds me of a guy I used to hook up with. Very happy and good natured. When he'd cum he'd start gasping and laughing and looked like he was in total giddy bliss. It was so fucking hot and adorable at the same time. This Chris guy is dreamy as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 307||05/02/2018|
Some smart TV programmer will find a series for him. Scripted, I hope. In which he plays a male homosexual, I hope.
|by Anonymous||reply 308||05/02/2018|
He is very good looking, seriously sexy and has the Clark Kent quality down. He's milking his 15 minutes well and will be on DWtS for many weeks, but come on people last night's first dance was not very good. He's surprisingly clunky on the floor. Thankfully, he hasn't shaved the chest! Of course, I think producers are pushing him to have it done and that way they can build an entire segment one week around Chris dreading the waxing or shaving... fraus will cheer when he's been shorn (they really cannot abide masculinity in 2018), gay men will weep, straight guys will cringe and hope their wives and gfs do not propose the same thing..
|by Anonymous||reply 309||05/02/2018|
Those teeth are amazingly well-placed and white.
|by Anonymous||reply 310||05/02/2018|
Will it come down to Chris v. Adam?
|by Anonymous||reply 312||05/03/2018|
He has nice arms. But we knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 317||05/07/2018|
R2 if that were true I'd have a boyfriend.
5.5 on the outside
|by Anonymous||reply 325||05/10/2018|
I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.
He can clean the house and suck cock fastidiously and obsessively!
|by Anonymous||reply 326||05/10/2018|
[quote]I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.
[bold]Is[/bold] one ADD? Or does one [bold]have[/bold] ADD? I know the former is very common, but I do not believe I [bold]am[/bold] a disease or a disorder. I may [bold]have[/bold] one, however.
|by Anonymous||reply 327||05/10/2018|
How very ADD of you to parse my grammatical error.
|by Anonymous||reply 328||05/10/2018|
Actually, R328, r327 probably has the opposite of ADD.
|by Anonymous||reply 329||05/10/2018|
Ha! Funny. Have some Ritalin, folks.
|by Anonymous||reply 330||05/10/2018|
[bold] Big[/bold] fan of the undressing GIFs!💕
|by Anonymous||reply 331||05/11/2018|
He seems dim enough to be talked into doing “tasteful” nudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 332||05/11/2018|
Yeah. No idea what's happening here.
|by Anonymous||reply 333||05/31/2018|
Chris is pretty close to perfect. The ideal guy physically
|by Anonymous||reply 334||05/31/2018|
Great smile (on top of all the rest of that wonderfulness).
|by Anonymous||reply 335||05/31/2018|
Really goofy personality too. He's the kind of guy you dream of having for a boyfriend
|by Anonymous||reply 336||05/31/2018|
r333 He doesn't like getting cum in his eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 337||05/31/2018|
Are his 15 minutes up yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 339||05/31/2018|
15 minutes? I wish him a lifetime in the public eye
|by Anonymous||reply 340||06/01/2018|
I follow him on Instagram and the overwhelming number of comments are from men. He seems cool with that. He did respond to a post I made but it was in response to the death of his dog and not how I want to sit on his dick and come on his chest. Baby steps.
|by Anonymous||reply 341||06/01/2018|
He has openly said he doesn't mind the sexual DMs
|by Anonymous||reply 342||06/01/2018|
He's startin' to crave da cock!
|by Anonymous||reply 343||06/01/2018|
I think he just gets off on others craving his cock
|by Anonymous||reply 344||06/01/2018|
I met him briefly, 30 seconds at Dancing with the stars finale; got a selfie.
SWEETHEART, yes, the kind of guy you'd want as your b.f.
|by Anonymous||reply 345||06/01/2018|
I hope he doesn't disappear from view...especially the hairy chest, the great smile, and the intriguing bulge.
|by Anonymous||reply 346||06/02/2018|
Not sure what he's doing in Colombia. Maybe our DL hermanos on the ground there can find out.
|by Anonymous||reply 347||06/04/2018|
He has less followers than I would have guessed. Instahos that aren't even half as attractive as him tend to have way more
|by Anonymous||reply 348||06/04/2018|
He pretty much has the perfect chest hair. We are talking Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery territory. Gus Kenworthy is always commenting on his sexy Insta pics. It's kind of embarrassing. People ask if Gus has replied yet.
|by Anonymous||reply 349||06/04/2018|
LOL Gus literally commented once that he was going to jerk off to one of the pictures once. It was an AMAZING picture, but still!
|by Anonymous||reply 350||06/04/2018|
You clean up nice, my would-be boyfriend, but please don't put your cellphone in your front pocket for photo ops.
|by Anonymous||reply 351||06/08/2018|
Whoring himself out for Dow Chemical. Sad.
|by Anonymous||reply 352||06/08/2018|
Seriously, guys Mazdzer's age could learn a lot about how to casually dress and look fine. His shirt fits, it's tucked inside his pants. The belt and shoes match. The beard's trimmed, no visible tats...
It is a shame that guys carry their phone in the front pocket - they're so big now that it's like having a brick on your thigh... a very bad look.
|by Anonymous||reply 353||06/08/2018|
The shirt is cut very well for his figure
|by Anonymous||reply 354||06/08/2018|
I have no idea what's going on here. Feel free to write your own caption.
|by Anonymous||reply 355||06/12/2018|
He's clearly having the time of his life
|by Anonymous||reply 357||06/13/2018|
The man clearly knows what works... love the fit of that shirt... the freakin nipple display!
|by Anonymous||reply 358||06/13/2018|
Lordy he is handsome. Model good looks
|by Anonymous||reply 360||06/26/2018|
Apparently, he's got just the one luge suit. And still got the handsome smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 361||07/12/2018|
I'm sure his fiancee is a lovely person, so she won't mind if I mentally Photoshop her out of the photo and me in.
|by Anonymous||reply 362||07/16/2018|
She's a very lucky lady for sure
|by Anonymous||reply 363||07/16/2018|
[bold]FILTHY HETERO STINK-SHIT![/bold]
|by Anonymous||reply 365||07/16/2018|
I'll refrain from hating on the haircut (which cannot go out of style soon enough) since it's just hair and will grow out. Lovely smile, as always, CM.
|by Anonymous||reply 366||07/19/2018|
Chris, we've told you -- smartphone in the back pocket for photo ops.
|by Anonymous||reply 367||08/09/2018|
Well he disappeared quickly.
|by Anonymous||reply 369||08/09/2018|
I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.
|by Anonymous||reply 371||08/09/2018|
Are those her real teeth? Hmmm.
It's his smile that makes him handsomest (if that's a word). And the tight, hairy-ish bod, of course.
The pizza eating at R1 (R2?) is kinda gross to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 372||08/09/2018|
He's basically just doing commercial endorsements n almost every IG post.
|by Anonymous||reply 373||08/14/2018|
I didn't read the thread title at first and assumed OP's pic was Tommy Oliver. Way to get my hopes up, jerk.
|by Anonymous||reply 374||08/14/2018|
I'm not wild about it either, R373, but I can't imagine there's much money in being a luger, and a guy's gotta eat.
|by Anonymous||reply 375||08/15/2018|
[quote] I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.
Put that shit on pay per view!
Though I'd rather see Steve fuck his bro John Daly.....
|by Anonymous||reply 377||08/17/2018|
Was it chilly in there, Chris?
|by Anonymous||reply 378||08/27/2018|
He has really nice nipples too. They were thick and erect when he was shirtless on DWTS.
|by Anonymous||reply 380||09/29/2018|
I'm sure he has farting contests with his friends.
|by Anonymous||reply 383||10/22/2018|
Farting his how he gets the luge to move quicker.
|by Anonymous||reply 384||10/22/2018|
This poor hunk has already been forgotten about. At least until the next Winter Olympics.
|by Anonymous||reply 385||10/25/2018|
I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten.
|by Anonymous||reply 387||10/25/2018|
I'll never forget this hot fucking fur ball!
|by Anonymous||reply 388||10/25/2018|
If he were with me, the poor guy would never get any sleep.
|by Anonymous||reply 390||10/25/2018|
Someone needs a hug. Line forms to the rear.
|by Anonymous||reply 391||10/25/2018|
R391 If he were with me his balls would be the size of peas because I'd be draining him constantly.
|by Anonymous||reply 392||10/25/2018|
He's a nice-looking guy with a great body and I probably see guys with the same level of hotness every day here in Colorado but there's something about him I just love. Seems totally down to earth and approachable, with a sense of humor. And that chest hair is to die for.
|by Anonymous||reply 393||10/26/2018|
R387, you typed, "I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten."
And I reply... Adam who?
This thread began in February and it's still going... is an Adam thread still going? Yes, I didn't think so.
Guys here love Mazdzer because he's incredibly sexy and photogenic. He seems approachable - I'd love to have a beer with him. Rippon? Please, she's so self-important and pretentious. It wouldn't be a beer or a scotch with Ms. Adam, more like a Pink Lady in a loud dance club.
|by Anonymous||reply 394||10/26/2018|
Nice contrast between R395 and R396...
|by Anonymous||reply 397||11/15/2018|
r396 Too bad he's not HETERO-flexible.
|by Anonymous||reply 398||11/15/2018|
R398, just imagine if Chris was to ever walk into a gay bar. He'd never get out alive!
|by Anonymous||reply 399||11/15/2018|
Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. And just barely for this one...
This guy falls far short in the dick size department.
|by Anonymous||reply 401||11/21/2018|
Christ, he's like a walking wet dream.
|by Anonymous||reply 404||12/13/2018|
[quote]Caption this photo.
Smell my finger. I just had it up my ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 405||12/13/2018|
Yeah. I scrolled through 405 posts to see if his dick pics leaked.
|by Anonymous||reply 406||12/13/2018|
Who is Chris' friend Jahn Fennell?
[quote]jahnfennell: Chris the homosexuals that follow you are too much. This is SO funny 😂
|by Anonymous||reply 407||12/13/2018|
R407, that's John Fennell. He's an openly gay Canadian luger. He has dual citizenship with the US, so he has competed for a spot on the US Luge team, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 410||01/02/2019|
I would take Chris over all of the pouty instawhores of the world.
|by Anonymous||reply 411||01/03/2019|
R410 Are all Canadian olympians gay? Adam van koeverden (who is running for Trudeau's Liberals now) once blew me and my boyfriend at the time at a mutual friend's birthday party.
|by Anonymous||reply 412||01/03/2019|
R412 did Adam blow Trudeau as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 413||01/03/2019|
R413 I'd watch that video, although there is something about Adam's face that doesn't do it for me. Canadian from Toronto here and I think it's an open secret Adam is gay but has never actually come out.
|by Anonymous||reply 414||01/03/2019|
Looks like surprise anal to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 415||01/15/2019|
Luge looks ridiculous with two people on the sled. It's as if the IOC decided it needed something to fill up the athletes schedule.
Single luge is incredibly exciting to watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 416||01/15/2019|
As always, too many clothes (and cutlery).
|by Anonymous||reply 419||02/20/2019|
If/when his luge career is over, he could model white tshirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 420||03/05/2019|
It must have been very cold that day:
|by Anonymous||reply 421||03/06/2019|
I’d go down on him so fast my kneecaps would shatter
|by Anonymous||reply 422||03/06/2019|
I'd love to slurp on his fuzzy butthole
|by Anonymous||reply 423||03/06/2019|
Buuuuuummmmp. I feel as though we'll be seeing it soon.
|by Anonymous||reply 425||03/20/2019|
If he does show the dong at some point, veteran DLers could easily write the thread by rote that will ensue.
|by Anonymous||reply 426||03/20/2019|
I'd like to rehab his cock while his arm is a sling.
|by Anonymous||reply 427||03/20/2019|
"4 weeks in a sling"? Oh, Chris, how you tease...
|by Anonymous||reply 428||03/20/2019|
He has absolutely perfect body hair. Even under his arms... I should have typed his name in the thread asking, "If you could be one celebrity/athlete for one day, who would you choose?"
|by Anonymous||reply 431||05/20/2019|
Damn, those thighs are thick AF
|by Anonymous||reply 436||06/23/2019|
Funny, I don't think of Utah as being chilly in the summer.
|by Anonymous||reply 437||07/08/2019|
|by Anonymous||reply 438||07/08/2019|
I would kill a nun to see him in a sex tape
|by Anonymous||reply 441||07/08/2019|
Sweaty, dirty Chris, anyone?
|by Anonymous||reply 443||07/26/2019|
Oh please R9, you're drooling all over yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 444||07/26/2019|
Is his hairline more forward now or am I imagining it?
|by Anonymous||reply 445||07/26/2019|
R8 Stupid me, here I thought he was a lube champion. Now I am disappointed.
|by Anonymous||reply 447||08/09/2019|
Not a dick pick, just a leg one.
|by Anonymous||reply 448||08/15/2019|
I love his designer chest hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 449||08/15/2019|
He's got some major league iliotibial bands.
|by Anonymous||reply 450||08/15/2019|
Every time this thread gets bumped I think the nudes have finally arrived.
Enough with the false hopes, lying whores!
|by Anonymous||reply 451||08/15/2019|
I hate these videos which have made for women.
They can only cope with flirty half-strips. They get giggly because completely nude would be scary and threatening.
|by Anonymous||reply 452||08/15/2019|
R450 Are iliotibial bands good or bad?
|by Anonymous||reply 453||08/15/2019|
They're very good. Look at his legs. The outside muscles of his thighs that run from the knees up to the hips bulge beautifully. Those are the iliotibial bands.
|by Anonymous||reply 454||08/15/2019|
Why does he have those muscles?
I thought all his "sport" required him to do was to sit inside some metal capsule.
|by Anonymous||reply 455||08/15/2019|
I don't quite know why since, as you said, his legs don't seem that important to his sport. Maybe he does some athletic activities outside of Luge that builds his legs up. But we're so glad he does. You normally see legs like that on bicyclists.
|by Anonymous||reply 456||08/15/2019|
I occasionally have trouble with my soleus muscle cramping up (because I have almost no salt in my diet).
But I freaked out when my iliotibials cramped up on a long walk in the wilderness. I was thrashing around on the ground in pain and had to ask others to pull it tight.
|by Anonymous||reply 457||08/15/2019|
Lugers do use their legs at the beginning of the run when they push the sled at a full-tilt run on to the track. So Chris would not be a stranger to leg day at the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 458||08/16/2019|
I'll just leave this here.
|by Anonymous||reply 459||08/22/2019|
In some pix he's hot. Other angles, meh.
|by Anonymous||reply 460||08/22/2019|
I haven't seen a bad photo yet
|by Anonymous||reply 461||08/23/2019|
Ain't never gonna be dick pix. He's Morman.
|by Anonymous||reply 462||08/23/2019|
Who the heck is the beefcake on the left in R459 's pic?
|by Anonymous||reply 463||08/23/2019|
I can only hope he doesn't shave his pubes.
|by Anonymous||reply 464||08/23/2019|
I want him inside me so baaaaaaad.
|by Anonymous||reply 466||08/23/2019|
Put. The Razor. Down. (Once the sponsor's check clears.)
|by Anonymous||reply 467||08/27/2019|
I could be wrong, R464, but my guess (and hope) is that he has a nice, thick, black bush down there.
|by Anonymous||reply 468||08/27/2019|
R467 Major gay face there. If that razor goes anywhere near his chest he should be stripped of his titles and medals (and his clothes).
|by Anonymous||reply 469||08/27/2019|
His chest looks as if it has been shaved in the past. And even now, looks a bit manicured.
I guess the answer to the OP's question is still a resounding "no." Maybe his is an extremely tiny dong. More of a ding.
|by Anonymous||reply 470||08/27/2019|
Who's his orthodontist? Because, well done!
|by Anonymous||reply 471||09/02/2019|
Very selfish of him not to show us. Show us your dick, Chris!
|by Anonymous||reply 474||10/09/2019|
Where are the pics of his ass? He’s cute and he has bitch-hips. He’s fuckable and masc as all hell. He’s the perfect bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 477||10/25/2019|
Here you go, R477. He heard you.
|by Anonymous||reply 478||10/27/2019|
Size 13 shoes -- just sayin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 480||11/15/2019|
I am indifferent to these drool threads but this guy makes me weak in a really good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 481||11/15/2019|
one day when I open this thread it actually will be dick pics and I'll be very happy
|by Anonymous||reply 482||11/15/2019|
Look at the size of that tongue..
|by Anonymous||reply 483||11/15/2019|
R480 We know exactly what you are just saying and that is in multiple studies there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size. Now back to fantasy island.
|by Anonymous||reply 484||11/15/2019|
[quote] there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size.
You been eating lead paint chips again?
|by Anonymous||reply 485||11/15/2019|
Dear idiot at R485 if you believe a scientific link to exit proving your ludicrous idea feel free to share.
|by Anonymous||reply 486||11/16/2019|
r486 Please read what you wrote CAREFULLY and then decide who is the idiot.
|by Anonymous||reply 487||11/16/2019|
R481 yes, weak and leak, leak, leak.
|by Anonymous||reply 488||11/16/2019|
He really could model once his luge career ends.
|by Anonymous||reply 489||11/18/2019|
R489 or go into high end escorting
|by Anonymous||reply 490||11/18/2019|
R489 no way does he cut it as a model
|by Anonymous||reply 491||11/18/2019|
Is wanting to sniff his anus wrong?
|by Anonymous||reply 493||11/18/2019|
He's got tinymeat so it's all about the ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 494||11/18/2019|
He is my ideal man - face, body, perfect hairy chest, beautiful smile and endearing charm.
|by Anonymous||reply 495||11/18/2019|
R495 yes to all of that and a never ending ass
|by Anonymous||reply 497||11/18/2019|
Every time I see this bumped I get excited that a dick pic has leaked. Sigh.
|by Anonymous||reply 501||11/27/2019|
This guy is just effortlessly sexy.
|by Anonymous||reply 504||01/20/2020|
Der sigh... He still fiiiine. (February in Berchtesgaden and that's all the snow there is? Yipes.)
|by Anonymous||reply 509||02/28/2020|
Looks like someone needs a hug.
|by Anonymous||reply 510||03/17/2020|
Not soon enough.
Certainly, some enterprising DLer can find them!
|by Anonymous||reply 511||03/17/2020|
On his back, legs spread...
|by Anonymous||reply 513||03/24/2020|
In bed. (Disregard the promo -- or not! Sleep is good for you.)
|by Anonymous||reply 514||03/30/2020|
He looks leaner these days. Cute as hell.
|by Anonymous||reply 515||03/30/2020|
If I were ever let loose near him, the poor guy would be one giant hickey.
|by Anonymous||reply 517||03/30/2020|
Looks like our boy got married. 2020 really does suck.
|by Anonymous||reply 519||05/19/2020|
Hardly a surprise as he's been engaged for some time. But we can hope for some shirtless pics from the lockdown honeymoon. Give the people what they want, Chris!
|by Anonymous||reply 521||05/20/2020|
She's very pretty. Good for them.
|by Anonymous||reply 524||05/26/2020|
Well the dick pics definitely ain't leaking now.
If I was married to someone like Chris I would never let him get a good night's sleep. Highly doubt he'll have any need to be sending anyone nudes.
|by Anonymous||reply 525||05/26/2020|
I will happily settle for shirtless pics any time he cares to share.
|by Anonymous||reply 527||05/26/2020|
His girlfriend is very pretty. I love the shot of them in her gown and him in his tux.. I’d love to be in a relationship with a guy that has a good personality and looks like him. Some of you think he’s average but I think he’s handsome.
I hope we get to see more of them in the Olympics in the future.
|by Anonymous||reply 528||05/26/2020|
He's married and he has a girlfriend?
|by Anonymous||reply 529||05/26/2020|
Every time this is bumped, I get my hopes up.
|by Anonymous||reply 532||07/02/2020|
Everytime this gets bumped I have to google the name again.
|by Anonymous||reply 534||07/02/2020|
Two shirtless photos in this slide show. (Dear Personal Photographer: Get. Closer.)
|by Anonymous||reply 535||07/06/2020|
Shirtless, on his back, legs nearly spread... Is Chris gaybaiting us?
|by Anonymous||reply 538||08/13/2020|
VOTE! (Or just vote to have the dick pics finally released.)
|by Anonymous||reply 539||10/22/2020|
But for whom is Chris voting?
|by Anonymous||reply 540||10/22/2020|
R540 He follows Biden and Harris on Twitter but not Trump or Pence.
|by Anonymous||reply 541||10/24/2020|
I just surmise that people who are imploring people to go out and vote, lean Democrat. But he appears to be a Democrat, he follows Obama, Biden, Kamala, Pete, Hillary, Warren, and Bernie on Insta.
|by Anonymous||reply 542||10/24/2020|
Just announced that the wife is knocked up. But I can still have my fantasies, dammit!
|by Anonymous||reply 543||10/25/2020|
R543 I have blown more than my fair share of married "straight" men who have two ore more kids under the age of 10. The wife doesn't put as much and the poor man is horny as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 544||10/25/2020|
Waiting in his hotel room shirtless in shorts
|by Anonymous||reply 545||11/05/2020|
Adorable; I don't get even the slightest gay vibe at all.
Makes me think when I do get the vibes they're spot on.
|by Anonymous||reply 546||11/05/2020|
I want to give him a lap dance
|by Anonymous||reply 547||11/05/2020|
He’s everything I want. Yum.
|by Anonymous||reply 548||11/08/2020|
Chris: The gift that keeps on giving.
|by Anonymous||reply 549||12/08/2020|
Not a dick pic, but a baby pic. Mazel tov!
|by Anonymous||reply 552||04/16/2021|
His squeeze is not very attractive. He could do better. Maybe her family is rich.
|by Anonymous||reply 553||04/16/2021|
Oh what I wouldn’t give for just one night...
|by Anonymous||reply 555||05/19/2021|
I like him a whole lot but I wish he would cool it with the damn grinning all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 556||05/19/2021|
Not grinning here, R556! And still shirtless.
|by Anonymous||reply 557||05/25/2021|
Resembles a young Stewart Swerdlow.
|by Anonymous||reply 558||05/25/2021|
So we now know that Mr. Mazdzer is fertile... of course he is. I think he had to do the wife once without protection and she was preggers. That's just the power of Chris. The Power of Chris - has a nice ring to it...
|by Anonymous||reply 559||05/25/2021|
The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you!
|by Anonymous||reply 560||05/25/2021|
His hair appears to be thinning; poor dear.
|by Anonymous||reply 563||06/07/2021|
R563, if Mazdzer;s thinning hair (I'm assuming you're referring to what's on his head), you haven't looked at the whole Mazdzer package, to your loss.
And good for Chris and the wife - going to a Pride event and taking the baby. If only he had been dancing in a Speedo on a float!
|by Anonymous||reply 564||06/07/2021|
90 percent of the comments in Chris' Instagram are thirsty comments from gay guys. LOL.
His dick picks won't leak since he's a happily married man (with a new baby).
|by Anonymous||reply 566||06/10/2021|
R566 SWEET JESUS HE'S SO ADORABLE
|by Anonymous||reply 567||06/11/2021|