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When Will Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics Leak?

You know some lucky bitch has some, straight guys are stupid and love to text pics of their dicks. I don't care if his face isn't visible, I just need a look at that succulent MAN MEAT.

It can't happen soon enough, he is sooooooo fiiiiiinnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee!!

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by Anonymousreply 600August 19, 2021 8:06 PM

Not dick pics but I bet he can swallow a cock like he did this whole pizza slice

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by Anonymousreply 1February 13, 2018 9:10 PM

Nice VPL, OP. But looks pretty average.

Although, he seems like a nice guy but we only care about sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 2February 13, 2018 9:12 PM

LOL Straight nen are stupid and send pics? How about ALL men are stupid and send pics?

by Anonymousreply 3February 13, 2018 9:13 PM

Does he not wear underwear in OP's pic?

by Anonymousreply 4February 13, 2018 9:24 PM

Hubba hubba!

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by Anonymousreply 5February 13, 2018 9:38 PM

That's average R2? Let's see your pic and run it up against his "average".

by Anonymousreply 6February 13, 2018 9:40 PM

Yay! Hairiness!

by Anonymousreply 7February 13, 2018 9:40 PM

Although I admit he is hot, it is bizarre to me the latest gay heartthrob is, of all people, a luge champion.

My FB feed is filled with my friends-who-are-bears posting about how hot he is. But who the hell follows the luge event?!

by Anonymousreply 8February 13, 2018 9:43 PM

The pic at R5 is officially BELOW AVERAGE

Don't get me wrong, he's sexy. But let's not kid ourselves.

by Anonymousreply 9February 13, 2018 9:43 PM

I think OP’s pic is photoshopped.

by Anonymousreply 10February 13, 2018 9:47 PM

I'd never heard of Mazdzer until I saw him win the silver medal in luge. Now he's my new sports boyfriend. He's good-looking and seems to have a charming personality and some brains. And, yes, he also has a girlfriend, but I'm never ever going to meet him so dreaming about him costs nothing. I do hope he parlays this nanosecond of fame into... something, something more visible than lugeing. I have no idea what that would be, though. Sure, I'd buy a beefcake calendar of him, but that seems borderline tacky. Maybe he could be a winter-sports commentator. Or go on Survivor. I don't know, just stay with us, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 11February 13, 2018 10:05 PM

Chris has a leaky dick?

by Anonymousreply 12February 13, 2018 10:07 PM

FINALLY a hunky Millennial without any awful tacky TATTOOS!

by Anonymousreply 13February 13, 2018 11:16 PM

He’s from The Berkshires, so he’s got money. And that VPL pic is not at all shopped. It is on Getty Images and there are several of them with slightly different poses.

by Anonymousreply 14February 14, 2018 2:39 AM

Gay Twitter speaks:

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by Anonymousreply 15February 14, 2018 2:56 AM

Of course with a hot straight guy in the news, we get our requisite fawning article from Queerty.

by Anonymousreply 16February 14, 2018 3:01 AM

Meh. Wouldn’t look at him twice on the streets of Hells Kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 17February 14, 2018 3:06 AM

Well, R16 I'm jest a gurl who cain't say "no" to straight dick.

by Anonymousreply 18February 14, 2018 3:06 AM

I want him to fill all my holes.

by Anonymousreply 19February 14, 2018 3:08 AM

It’s time for nude luge or nuge.

by Anonymousreply 20February 14, 2018 3:56 AM

He does have some kind of “star quality” about him. His face is cute, not handsome, and his hair is thinning, but he exudes sex.

by Anonymousreply 21February 14, 2018 12:53 PM

[quote]but he exudes sex.

Must be the cause of the leaky dick.

by Anonymousreply 22February 14, 2018 4:30 PM

[quote] The pic at [R5] is officially BELOW AVERAGE

So you're saying you yourself look better than that? If so, link to your photo, please, so we can judge. Otherwise, you're admitting you're also below average.

by Anonymousreply 23February 14, 2018 5:05 PM

I think he’s hot as fuck. His gf is damn lucky.

by Anonymousreply 24February 14, 2018 5:38 PM

I want him deeply inside me.

by Anonymousreply 25February 14, 2018 5:48 PM

If that pic is any indication, it won’t be too deep.

by Anonymousreply 26February 14, 2018 6:18 PM

I don't really care about his dick size (unless it's microscopic, which it clearly isn't). He's sexy in an average-guy kinda way (i.e., not some Instaho gymtard) and has a sense of humor about himself and what he does ("I lay down for a living."). He can lay down next to me, under me, on top of me or wherever he likes.

I fear, however, that we won't see him again until the Beijing Winter Games in 2022. The lesser winter sports don't get the media love that ones like snowboarding, downhill skiing and figure skating do, at least not in the US. Chris -- get a good agent!

by Anonymousreply 27February 14, 2018 6:55 PM

I guess it could be because of the compression suit, but he doesn't seem to have much in the scrotal department.

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by Anonymousreply 28February 14, 2018 7:10 PM

maybe he's a grower not a shower.

by Anonymousreply 29February 14, 2018 7:28 PM
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by Anonymousreply 30February 14, 2018 7:57 PM
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by Anonymousreply 31February 14, 2018 7:58 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32February 14, 2018 7:58 PM

video, semi-flaming

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by Anonymousreply 33February 14, 2018 8:00 PM

R33 He should strongly consider a career in gay porn. He'd make good money.

by Anonymousreply 34February 14, 2018 8:15 PM

R32 teasing teasing...

by Anonymousreply 35February 14, 2018 8:36 PM

I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting.

by Anonymousreply 36February 14, 2018 11:34 PM

What would Ryan Lochte do? Do the opposite, says Chris in this brief talking-head interview with TMZ. (TMZ is clearly trying to take advantage of the Internet's new Sports Boyfriend before the Internet moves on to a new one next week -- and who can blame them, I guess -- but this is pretty badly done and free of much actual content. No fault to Chris, of course. The videographer could have at least stood back a couple of feet.)

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by Anonymousreply 37February 14, 2018 11:52 PM

Great nipples, r33.

by Anonymousreply 38February 15, 2018 12:17 AM

Those thighs!!!

by Anonymousreply 39February 15, 2018 12:42 AM

I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.

by Anonymousreply 40February 15, 2018 1:27 PM

Love his mischievous smile. To me it says, "I'm about to strip completely naked and streak through the Olympic Village."

by Anonymousreply 41February 15, 2018 2:32 PM

R41 YES PLEASE!

by Anonymousreply 42February 15, 2018 2:41 PM

R33 at first I thought he said "do you play in the Olympics because I brought my lube" sadly it was luge LOL

by Anonymousreply 43February 15, 2018 2:46 PM

R36 Chris doesn't fart and only poops out Olympic medals.

by Anonymousreply 44February 15, 2018 6:19 PM

[quote]I'd love to tease that hairy chest with my tongue while I sit on his thick thighs and rub my ass around his crotch.

I'm sure rubbing is all you have in mind. Right.

by Anonymousreply 45February 15, 2018 6:23 PM

R45 rubbing leads to riding

by Anonymousreply 46February 15, 2018 7:04 PM

To the poster up thread who said he's losing his hair. ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.

by Anonymousreply 47February 15, 2018 7:56 PM

R47 I wouldn't care if his hair was thinning he would still be hot as fuck.

R32 I wish my face was right between his legs in that shot.

by Anonymousreply 48February 15, 2018 7:58 PM

I Just want his dick to leak pre all over me.

by Anonymousreply 49February 15, 2018 8:01 PM

R33 I've been saying all along that Chris pings to me, but nobody has been listening.

Either he's gay, or he's the gayest straight guy in the world.

by Anonymousreply 50February 15, 2018 9:26 PM

MOST younger guys now ping. It's the over-coddling from their parents.

by Anonymousreply 51February 15, 2018 10:01 PM

From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 52February 15, 2018 10:09 PM

I need to see his tight furry hole.

by Anonymousreply 53February 15, 2018 10:22 PM

[quote]From that close-up, does he appear to be cut or uncut?

There is no VPL, so I vote uncut.

by Anonymousreply 54February 15, 2018 11:00 PM

Beautiful chest and nice smile. That's all I need.

by Anonymousreply 55February 17, 2018 6:54 PM

Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:

[quote]I can’t thank my family enough for being so supportive and dealing with me through thick and thin. The reason that I am the person I am today is because of you! Yes, that includes loosing my phone, wallet and probably 🥈as well 😂 #thanksmom #loveyou

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by Anonymousreply 56February 18, 2018 10:53 AM

I got a blank space, baby. And I'll write his name.

by Anonymousreply 57February 18, 2018 2:23 PM

um..you guys do know they wear tight fitting underwear under those things right? It is usually a spandex or nylon material keeps the goods from getting chaffed or bound up.

by Anonymousreply 58February 18, 2018 2:51 PM

Everyone here wants to see him naked. No one wants to see Adam Rippon naked

by Anonymousreply 59February 18, 2018 3:04 PM

That’s because we’ve all seen Adam look-a-likes naked before. Nothing new to us. That doesn’t mean Adam isn’t good looking or that anyone here would turn him down

by Anonymousreply 60February 18, 2018 3:07 PM

No dick pics, just Chris reading tweets about his fine self.

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by Anonymousreply 61February 26, 2018 7:00 PM

Gay voice. Enough said.

by Anonymousreply 62February 26, 2018 10:04 PM

r56, you are a wiinner.

by Anonymousreply 63February 26, 2018 10:08 PM

Cute face, great body, but that looks like a micro dick in there.

by Anonymousreply 64February 27, 2018 2:35 AM

Vote early! Vote often! (You can vote as often as you like, actually.)

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by Anonymousreply 65March 1, 2018 4:59 PM

nice penis.

by Anonymousreply 66March 1, 2018 6:12 PM

How do you know, R66?

by Anonymousreply 67March 1, 2018 6:21 PM

I can see through fabric, you thirsty queen.

by Anonymousreply 68March 1, 2018 6:23 PM

I am deeply in love with him

by Anonymousreply 69March 1, 2018 6:31 PM

I follow him on insta he does have a cute personality. His girlfriend is a Romanian tramp from Salt Lake City.

by Anonymousreply 70March 1, 2018 6:35 PM

R69 I would love for him to come in me deeply.

by Anonymousreply 71March 1, 2018 6:39 PM

[quote]Spot the "Oh, Dear" Gold Medal winner:

He won silver. Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 72March 1, 2018 6:44 PM

"a Romanian tramp"

That's redundant.

by Anonymousreply 73March 1, 2018 6:52 PM

Can't we do something about that ?I don't know... Deport her ?

by Anonymousreply 74March 1, 2018 6:55 PM

Why does she have Chris when the rest of us don't ?

by Anonymousreply 75March 1, 2018 7:56 PM

I can't even

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by Anonymousreply 76March 1, 2018 8:21 PM

R25, don't you mean "I want him inside me, quite deeply" ?

Or perhaps "I want to meet him and have his penis go in and out of my anus repeatedly, creating quite a lot of friction, and eventually exchange bodily fluids with him"?

Yep, that's how we do it at The Data Lounge. Gay gossip, politics, and pointless bitchery, served up since 1995.

by Anonymousreply 77March 1, 2018 8:49 PM

r72 You loose.

by Anonymousreply 78March 1, 2018 8:51 PM

Chris looks good in a wet sarong, unsurprisingly.

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by Anonymousreply 79March 7, 2018 11:52 PM

Hot,hot,hot.

by Anonymousreply 80March 8, 2018 12:10 AM

His insta has so many men commenting on him..I think he likes it

by Anonymousreply 81March 8, 2018 12:12 AM

He is just... HAWTTTT. My goodness. The body. The fur. The FACE. The SMILE...

by Anonymousreply 82March 8, 2018 12:11 PM

I've had a crush on him since Vancouver 2010. He's beefed up a lot since and is still hawwwtt but I actually liked him better when he had a little baby fat.

by Anonymousreply 83March 8, 2018 12:33 PM

I like his hard nipples. I bet he plays with them a lot.

by Anonymousreply 84March 8, 2018 1:08 PM

God I hope Chris gets on Dancing with the Stars in the coming season. I haven't watched that craptastic train wreck of show for years, but I would if Chris was a cast member.

Week in and week out of him rehearsing and then performing with an open shirt or no shirt or a shirt that gets torn away... I'd have to re-type this post with "cumming season".

by Anonymousreply 85March 8, 2018 1:20 PM

I'd let him nut on my face any time.

by Anonymousreply 86March 8, 2018 1:29 PM

Ooooooh yessss please, Chris in DWTS

by Anonymousreply 87March 8, 2018 3:07 PM

I think DWTS is the cheesiest thing in the world but I'd watch him on it (but only after i DVR it and can only watch him)

by Anonymousreply 88March 8, 2018 3:09 PM

I'll youtube it. For him 💞

by Anonymousreply 89March 8, 2018 3:12 PM

Hmm.

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by Anonymousreply 90March 8, 2018 3:15 PM

Re-hummmmm. There is nothing I wouldn't do for Chris

by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2018 3:18 PM

Sexy as FUCK in this video

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by Anonymousreply 92March 8, 2018 3:19 PM

His girlfriend may be a Romanian tramp, but I see she runs a wedding planning service and does a *lot* of gay weddings. I imagine that’s more challenging to do in Mormon country.

by Anonymousreply 93March 8, 2018 3:38 PM

He looks no better and no worse than half the guys who walk through my office door each day. He's certainly not unattractive but I gotta confess that I don't understand all the commotion over him.

Is he any good at, uh, "luge-ing?"

by Anonymousreply 94March 8, 2018 3:44 PM

He won a silver medal, so I would say yes, he is.

by Anonymousreply 95March 8, 2018 3:49 PM

He's got a great personality and doesn't take himself to seriously, I think that adds to his sexiness. But you're right, if he was a skinny thing or obese, probably wouldn't give him a second glance.

by Anonymousreply 96March 8, 2018 3:53 PM

^^^ AUGGHH to = too! Mortal sin on DL!

by Anonymousreply 97March 8, 2018 3:56 PM

See R90 video above. The boy is goofy as hell and hot. Perfection.

by Anonymousreply 98March 8, 2018 4:12 PM

They'd probably make him shave his chest on DWTS, so, no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 99March 8, 2018 6:00 PM

I think he's sex on a stick (or a sled), but it's his personality that sells it.

by Anonymousreply 100March 8, 2018 6:08 PM

'If he was skinny or obese' lol. The guy is old Hollywood glamour perfection with an olympian body. I would very much like to see R94's picture and those guys's who walk through his " office' ( aka mother's basement) in his fantasy.

by Anonymousreply 101March 8, 2018 6:12 PM

R94, where do you work that half of the men look like this? Seriously, where?

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by Anonymousreply 102March 9, 2018 1:10 PM

Jesus, he's just adorkable... and perhaps hung.

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by Anonymousreply 103March 9, 2018 1:12 PM

And at that temperature, R103, there's shrinkage.

by Anonymousreply 104March 9, 2018 1:13 PM

r94 works at Wilhelmina for Men.

by Anonymousreply 105March 9, 2018 1:15 PM

He is the most gorgeous man, the sexiest, the most lovable goofy hunk superstar

by Anonymousreply 106March 9, 2018 7:56 PM

Yes, he does "goofy" very well. But he's kind of a ham.

by Anonymousreply 107March 9, 2018 8:10 PM

He's having fun with his life, which is sexy, too.

by Anonymousreply 108March 9, 2018 8:16 PM

He is a ham but what does it matter ? He is not a professional actor is he? He's just fun and funny. Swoon.

by Anonymousreply 109March 9, 2018 8:19 PM

Rule No. 1 of photography: Get Closer.

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by Anonymousreply 110March 9, 2018 10:16 PM

I defollowed him, or whatever it's called, on IG. Too straight.

by Anonymousreply 111March 9, 2018 10:17 PM

Always swooning over the white boys.

by Anonymousreply 112March 9, 2018 10:30 PM

Bitter mud person alert ^^^

by Anonymousreply 113March 9, 2018 11:52 PM

^^Ignorant racist cracker alert.

by Anonymousreply 114March 10, 2018 5:23 AM

Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."

by Anonymousreply 115March 10, 2018 5:32 AM

R13 and R21 is the racist at R113.

by Anonymousreply 116March 10, 2018 5:41 AM

that is what I would call a 'winning smile'. absolutely adorable, sexy, gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 117March 10, 2018 5:49 AM

What R117 says. 💕

by Anonymousreply 118March 10, 2018 8:55 AM

[quote]Another vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Survivor"/"The Amazing Race."

And a vote for Chris Mazdzer as a competitor on "Dating Naked."

by Anonymousreply 119March 10, 2018 5:05 PM

You have my vote too for Chris Naked in anything

by Anonymousreply 120March 10, 2018 5:09 PM

R116 is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in r113

And I am 50% mud person, so I feel qualified to call reverse racism out, like r112....bitter mud person. Chris is hot, so why are bringing his race into this?

by Anonymousreply 121March 10, 2018 5:18 PM

Girls ! Don't fight ! This is a thread devoted to the otherwordly adorable and sexy Chris Mazdzer. Don't disturb the peace and the worship in this place.

by Anonymousreply 122March 10, 2018 5:21 PM

You right r122

CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS!

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by Anonymousreply 123March 10, 2018 5:26 PM

Love Chris with chest hair and pale skin....it’s the way God made him. He’s perfect!

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by Anonymousreply 124March 10, 2018 5:37 PM

to wake up to that smile and gorgeous chest every morning would be heaven

by Anonymousreply 125March 10, 2018 5:44 PM

He is Sooooo beautiful Whe does SHE have him and I don't. Chriiiiis ! I WANT CHRIIIIIISSSS

by Anonymousreply 126March 10, 2018 6:01 PM

[quote][R116] is absolutely wrong. I first posted on this thread in [R113]

The ignore feature tells a different tale.

by Anonymousreply 127March 10, 2018 6:24 PM

The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon

Nice try

by Anonymousreply 128March 10, 2018 6:29 PM

Guuuuuuurls ! Back to Chris please. His smile. His chest. His thighs. His beautiful face. Do you think he is on 'roïds ? Because rarely does a man have such a perfect chest of hair

by Anonymousreply 129March 10, 2018 6:51 PM

Damn, that man is beautiful

His skin....made even more pale by the chill of the winter...

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by Anonymousreply 130March 10, 2018 7:07 PM

You are #1 in our hearts Chris!

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by Anonymousreply 131March 10, 2018 7:13 PM

Fuck me, Chris, fuck me harder.

by Anonymousreply 132March 10, 2018 7:16 PM

I have never known love like this before

by Anonymousreply 133March 10, 2018 7:18 PM

Except for Brenner Bolton's butthole r133

by Anonymousreply 134March 10, 2018 7:20 PM

R134 There's no good reason you can't merge Chris Mazdzer and Brenner Bolton's butthole.

by Anonymousreply 135March 10, 2018 7:26 PM

Did you notice Chris's hot feet ? Any close up available ?

by Anonymousreply 136March 10, 2018 7:29 PM

For r136

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by Anonymousreply 137March 10, 2018 7:32 PM

Sigh

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by Anonymousreply 138March 10, 2018 7:34 PM

Oooh thank you R137 R138

by Anonymousreply 139March 10, 2018 7:35 PM

Ignoredar reveals r116 is lying. Or stupid.

by Anonymousreply 140March 10, 2018 7:36 PM

Just to indulge your pathetic attempt at gaslighting, I blocked myself... ..yep, you're delusional R140

Why don't a thread about Black Lives Matter and stop stinking the Chris Mazdzer, Great American Athlete and Hottie thread?

by Anonymousreply 141March 10, 2018 7:42 PM

[quote]The ignore feature supports my tale ...because it’s reality, you loon

And you’re a big fat liar.

Nice try.

by Anonymousreply 142March 10, 2018 7:44 PM

Back to Chris. Girls, take it outside and leave us in peace and adoration

by Anonymousreply 143March 10, 2018 7:48 PM

Screen shot of you blocking r116 please

It's proof you can't provide, R142, you delusional cunt

by Anonymousreply 144March 10, 2018 7:50 PM

Chris winks

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by Anonymousreply 145March 10, 2018 7:53 PM

French for 'easy on the eye' litterally ' soft for the eyes'

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by Anonymousreply 146March 10, 2018 7:55 PM

There... that's better

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by Anonymousreply 147March 10, 2018 8:01 PM

[quote] The man has a beautiful head of hair. No thinning going on there at all.

He's got quite a receding hairline. He'll be bald by 45. But I'd still do him even then.

by Anonymousreply 148March 10, 2018 8:08 PM

Me too, me too

by Anonymousreply 149March 10, 2018 8:11 PM

He's got a very cute boy next door look. Same appeal as Chris Pratt.

by Anonymousreply 150March 10, 2018 8:25 PM

Nooooo he is much classier than Chris Pratt, and he is a REAL man, not a whore/actor

by Anonymousreply 151March 10, 2018 8:28 PM

He used to come all the time at my mother's store in Montréal when he was training there. He is very handsome IRL, much taller than you might expect from the pics, he smells delicious ( must use a lot of that cologne,it's really good, I wish I knew which one it is) and is always smiling and super polite and nice. I shook his hand once. Big.

by Anonymousreply 152March 10, 2018 8:36 PM

Ooooooh Chris...

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by Anonymousreply 153March 10, 2018 8:45 PM

Who is the fucking dumbass who keeps linking pictures that have "Redirect Notice" on them?

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

by Anonymousreply 154March 10, 2018 8:49 PM

Not sure why, but picture linking is very challenging to some of us. The recent change to Google Images led to a few meltdowns around here.

Linking to Tumblr pages instead of images directly is stupid since a lot of Tumblr pages are now deemed to contain 'sensitive media' and you'll need an account to even view them.

by Anonymousreply 155March 10, 2018 8:54 PM

So? Then use Bing images! They work great when linked. Don't be a Google slave.

by Anonymousreply 156March 10, 2018 9:01 PM

That's like some of us to stop using Instagram. Or asking some of us to stop using Chaturbate.

by Anonymousreply 157March 10, 2018 9:07 PM

I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!! DO THINGS MY WAY!!!!

by Anonymousreply 158March 10, 2018 9:09 PM

"Redirect Boy" is using this excuse to infect computers with spyware, malware, and viruses.

Redirect at your peril!

by Anonymousreply 159March 10, 2018 9:15 PM

Back to Chris

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by Anonymousreply 160March 10, 2018 9:23 PM

He's a stud

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by Anonymousreply 161March 10, 2018 9:24 PM

tree trunk waist!!

by Anonymousreply 162March 10, 2018 9:41 PM

he's like the guy you'd like to marry and grow old with

by Anonymousreply 163March 11, 2018 1:34 AM

Is he dating?

by Anonymousreply 164March 11, 2018 1:42 AM

[quote]Is he dating?

yes, the Romanian wedding planner

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by Anonymousreply 165March 11, 2018 1:47 AM

[quote]Is he dating?

He's not dating me.

by Anonymousreply 166March 11, 2018 1:48 AM

Does he have stink butt?

by Anonymousreply 167March 11, 2018 1:50 AM

THAT's who he lands? Gotta be a second beard. Does he use the dating but she lives in Europe bit?

by Anonymousreply 168March 11, 2018 1:56 AM

she Romanian-born but lives in the US now

by Anonymousreply 169March 11, 2018 1:59 AM

I don’t be worried if I were the girlfriend, she’s too homely for hottie Chris.

by Anonymousreply 170March 11, 2018 2:01 AM

^^^meant to say I WOULD be worried. Shut up I’m drunk.

by Anonymousreply 171March 11, 2018 2:02 AM

she loves her gays though

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by Anonymousreply 172March 11, 2018 2:03 AM

how do you pronounce his last name? maz-d-zer or just mazder? seems like the guys on tv left off the second z.

by Anonymousreply 173March 11, 2018 7:20 AM

In a perfect world R163... In a perfect world. I am still not convinced completely that he really exists.

by Anonymousreply 174March 11, 2018 11:41 AM

He’s already got a perfect beard.

Doesn’t need her.

by Anonymousreply 175March 11, 2018 12:13 PM

He is my ideal...not TOO pretty, not TOO muscular, great smile, perfect amount of fur, goofy humor. To me, he's perfect.

Except...his name has one too many Zs! Is one silent?

by Anonymousreply 176March 11, 2018 1:32 PM

Probably does big stinkies in the bathroom .. burst your bubble, r176?

by Anonymousreply 177March 11, 2018 1:41 PM

You take the good, you take the bad, r177.

Learning the facts of Mazdzer.

by Anonymousreply 178March 11, 2018 1:56 PM

r177 has never taken a shit. Not one. Not in his entire 83 years on this planet. Can you imagine what will happen when he dies?

by Anonymousreply 179March 11, 2018 1:58 PM

Hush....Chris’ glorious hole is only for worshiping, not for pooping.

by Anonymousreply 180March 11, 2018 3:56 PM

R176 - tell me about it. I won't even attempt shaying hish name.

by Anonymousreply 181March 11, 2018 4:16 PM

R177 as long as he does it in the bathroom and not in the bed I couldn't care less.

by Anonymousreply 182March 11, 2018 5:16 PM

r177 types "no-no hole" queen.

by Anonymousreply 183March 11, 2018 5:43 PM

I think it's very masc to have a strong smell when using the bathroom. I like a clean man who has strong masc scent.

by Anonymousreply 184March 11, 2018 8:57 PM

Now I have heard everything, R184.

by Anonymousreply 185March 11, 2018 9:01 PM

I'm pretty sure his last name is pronounced Mazder. Take your pick as to which 'z' to drop. In my dreams he drops the wedding planner for me. I have a very vivid fantasy life.

by Anonymousreply 186March 11, 2018 9:06 PM

I want him so bad. For dear life

by Anonymousreply 187March 11, 2018 9:08 PM

R184 Do you ask a guy what their shit smells like on the first date?

by Anonymousreply 188March 11, 2018 9:24 PM

Why are straight guys stupid for texting dick pics?

by Anonymousreply 189March 11, 2018 9:30 PM

R188, I don't do 'first date'. I 'm a slut.

by Anonymousreply 190March 11, 2018 9:44 PM

He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”

by Anonymousreply 191March 11, 2018 10:48 PM

Link to the interview please

by Anonymousreply 192March 11, 2018 10:56 PM

Bitch google it

by Anonymousreply 193March 11, 2018 11:36 PM

Lay your dirty paws on anything related to Chris and you'll R193. Bitch better watch out.

by Anonymousreply 194March 12, 2018 12:02 AM

i’m not even “oh, dear”-big r194. snap snap snap!

by Anonymousreply 195March 12, 2018 12:56 AM

fuggin’ autocorrect.

by Anonymousreply 196March 12, 2018 12:57 AM

In Polish his name would be pronounced Maz-jer.

by Anonymousreply 197March 12, 2018 1:58 AM

Maz-jer ...shay it loud and jher-jj music playing, shay it shoft and itsh almosht like praying...

by Anonymousreply 198March 12, 2018 11:46 AM

I love when Liza appears in threads.

by Anonymousreply 199March 12, 2018 12:17 PM

Win a medal, get invited to random events.

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by Anonymousreply 200March 12, 2018 6:41 PM

His nipples alone are a gift from the Gods.

by Anonymousreply 201March 12, 2018 7:16 PM

[quote]He said in an interview the second z is silent. “Mazder”

The same way Brits pronounce Mazda?

by Anonymousreply 202March 12, 2018 8:22 PM

So he is Polish?

by Anonymousreply 203March 12, 2018 8:25 PM

Oh. Please please could we see his nipples again?

by Anonymousreply 204March 12, 2018 10:14 PM

Mazdzer is 100% pure HUNK

by Anonymousreply 205March 13, 2018 11:48 AM

I’m in LUURVE!

by Anonymousreply 206March 13, 2018 2:14 PM

Does he ever take that medal off? (Have to say, I probably wouldn't either if I'd won one.) Also: Nice pants!

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by Anonymousreply 207March 13, 2018 6:39 PM

Chris and his hairy chest win gold in my heart. Every day.

by Anonymousreply 208March 13, 2018 8:59 PM

The photo at R207 has a real '70s vibe, with Chris unbuttoning his shirt just enough to share his lovely fur with the world. Thank you Chris, keep it open man!

by Anonymousreply 209March 14, 2018 11:55 AM

Nipple rerun for r204.

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by Anonymousreply 210March 14, 2018 11:58 AM

The man is a god. That smile! That body! That attitude!

by Anonymousreply 211March 14, 2018 12:01 PM

That fa-laming heterosexuality!

by Anonymousreply 212March 14, 2018 12:04 PM

Thx R210. I have no words

by Anonymousreply 213March 14, 2018 9:39 PM

Down in front!

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by Anonymousreply 214March 20, 2018 5:50 PM

He is perfection. I want to live my life down in front of him

by Anonymousreply 215March 20, 2018 5:59 PM

Is there nothing he can't do?

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by Anonymousreply 216March 22, 2018 12:30 AM

R216 He can also pounded me bare and cum inside me deeply.

by Anonymousreply 217March 22, 2018 12:32 AM

And me too, and me TOO

by Anonymousreply 218March 22, 2018 11:34 AM

His penis is not so important, since the other 97% of him is suckable, lickable and slurpable.

by Anonymousreply 219March 22, 2018 8:54 PM

I'd be happy just making out with him.

by Anonymousreply 220March 22, 2018 8:57 PM

Christ, I'd be happy just talking to him for awhile. Then running home and having a biiiiig wank.

by Anonymousreply 221March 22, 2018 9:46 PM

I'd be happy just being in his presence and adore him silently

by Anonymousreply 222March 22, 2018 11:08 PM

I'd be happy being his underwear.

by Anonymousreply 223March 23, 2018 12:03 AM

I'd be happy being his vas deferens

by Anonymousreply 224March 23, 2018 2:06 AM

I would be happy being his taint :) .

by Anonymousreply 225March 23, 2018 2:08 AM

Chris Madzder is bigger than Jesus. But not as big as Adam Rippon.

by Anonymousreply 226March 23, 2018 2:39 AM

I’d be happy having his abortion.

by Anonymousreply 227March 23, 2018 2:46 AM

I'd slurp on his abortion juices.

by Anonymousreply 228March 23, 2018 2:57 AM

I would be happy being the flush of his turds

by Anonymousreply 229March 23, 2018 8:01 AM

He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.

by Anonymousreply 230March 23, 2018 8:17 AM

Mmmmmmmm Chris's sweat... I can't even....

by Anonymousreply 231March 23, 2018 9:31 AM

[quote]He is average with a nice hairy chest. Looks short, not good legs. Not toned gut either, will lose his looks which are average, fast. Two years he will look like the neighbor with a beer gut. He looks like he smells of sweat and shit.

WHY do you continue to refer to yourself in the third person whilst looking in the mirror and posting here? It’s just not healthy. Are you drinking again, Bruce?

by Anonymousreply 232March 23, 2018 11:16 AM

Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG.

Honda Dream Car Garage TV ads have a Chris lookalike currently. Knock yourself out.

by Anonymousreply 233March 23, 2018 11:21 AM

I once went on a trip to the Himalayas. I woke up before sunrise and went outside to see the dawn breaking over the mountains. It was breathtaking. But Chris is more beautiful

by Anonymousreply 234March 23, 2018 11:41 AM

If he were gay, OP and others would have a healthy hatred of him...why do so many DLers lust after straight men?

by Anonymousreply 235March 23, 2018 11:46 AM

Because GAYS like MEN, dumbass !

by Anonymousreply 236March 23, 2018 12:52 PM

And, idiot at r236??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!

by Anonymousreply 237March 23, 2018 1:12 PM

R237, I WILL have him, in fact I will MARRY him.

by Anonymousreply 238March 23, 2018 1:15 PM

^^ Dizzy queen

by Anonymousreply 239March 23, 2018 1:19 PM

My future husband

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by Anonymousreply 240March 23, 2018 1:25 PM

I bet he likes some pineapples and milk, and a good thump to the back of the head.

by Anonymousreply 241March 23, 2018 1:33 PM

More of this fine man. Fantastic legs

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by Anonymousreply 242March 23, 2018 1:35 PM

Poor, poor pitiful r236.

by Anonymousreply 243March 23, 2018 1:45 PM

I’ll see your Chris and raise one Steven Langton

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by Anonymousreply 244March 23, 2018 3:22 PM

I like this Langton-adjacent Olympic football poseur.

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by Anonymousreply 245March 23, 2018 4:15 PM

Thanks but no thanks. Chris is REAL, charming warm and adorable. It's not just the looks, it's the winning personality. It's still Chris all the way

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by Anonymousreply 246March 23, 2018 4:59 PM

Too. Many. Clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 247March 24, 2018 12:09 AM

[quote]And, idiot at [R236]??? You like men and so...you salivate over a handsome heterosexual man that you cannot possibly have. In your narcissistic fantasies maybe (“oh, if I got him drunk enough..”)...YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM...never ever!!!

Who said any of this, Ms. Ross?

by Anonymousreply 248March 24, 2018 10:08 AM

This looks oddly Photoshopped to me (something about the head), but it's on CM's Instagram account so I guess it's for real. Not complaining in any case (except about the product placement, but, hey, an Olympic athlete has to eat).

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by Anonymousreply 249March 25, 2018 8:11 PM

That chest and those hard nipples....he makes me swoon a little.

by Anonymousreply 250March 25, 2018 9:50 PM

Which one of you is this?

[quote][bold]andrewvetterlein[/bold] The gays thank you for this thirst trap

by Anonymousreply 251March 25, 2018 9:55 PM

The fur... The muscles...the smile...and THAT face... I die...RIP me

by Anonymousreply 252March 25, 2018 11:27 PM

"Some of you have slap lost your minds over this AWG. "

'slap lost?" The new Cak & Graxy?

Some of us don't care for the 'roidy Nair-bathed muscle whores the Instagram-obsessed queens shovel out here.

Some of us don't care for the prissy narcissistic hair-product-addicted YouTube "celebrity" twinks other queens fap to and force on us here.

Some of us don't care for the beady-eyed rat-faced geeks the TV news and politics-obsessed queens fawn over.

We like MEN.

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by Anonymousreply 253March 26, 2018 7:05 PM

What R253 says.word for word. And OH MY GOD he is so gorgeous I can't even look at the pic. WOW. What a GORGEOUS man

by Anonymousreply 254March 26, 2018 11:52 PM

Just now am I noticing how full and sensual Chris 's lips are. Aren't theu luscious ?

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by Anonymousreply 255March 30, 2018 9:36 PM

But he's not gay, so...

by Anonymousreply 256March 31, 2018 1:35 AM

R256, the difference between gay men and straight men :French saying :"gay men love being fucked, straight men ADORE being fucked." English saying :'six pint of lager'

by Anonymousreply 257March 31, 2018 9:13 PM

Now that's funny (and interesting).

by Anonymousreply 258March 31, 2018 9:17 PM

STILL too many clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 259April 6, 2018 6:14 PM

Thankfully, none of the male dancers can keep a shirt on on DWTS.

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by Anonymousreply 260April 13, 2018 5:50 PM

Oooh WONDERFUL I AM SO GLAD

by Anonymousreply 261April 13, 2018 5:56 PM

Handsome, yet not out of reach. Seems very charming.

by Anonymousreply 262April 14, 2018 8:02 PM

I would bend over for him without question.

by Anonymousreply 263April 14, 2018 9:17 PM

Chris: Bend over. Here goes my fist.

R263: My pleasure, Chris.

by Anonymousreply 264April 15, 2018 1:43 AM

Looks chest-hairier.

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by Anonymousreply 265April 15, 2018 4:07 AM

He'll be as smooth as a baby's bottom on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 266April 15, 2018 4:11 AM

R 265 Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

by Anonymousreply 267April 15, 2018 3:37 PM

They haven't shaved his chest yet, R266. And they'd better not...

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by Anonymousreply 268April 16, 2018 6:02 PM

He is so beautiful in a shirt

by Anonymousreply 269April 16, 2018 6:06 PM

Such a cute smile. I'll be watching this season for sure.

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by Anonymousreply 270April 17, 2018 5:22 AM

He's so fucking hot...and he knows it too.

Must feel so nice to know gays and women alike all want to fuck him so badly.

by Anonymousreply 271April 17, 2018 6:27 AM

I want to work those nipples while he fucks me missionary style.

by Anonymousreply 272April 17, 2018 10:05 AM

He is so damn sexy

by Anonymousreply 273April 17, 2018 10:53 AM

He is wonderful. A huge bundle of charisma and joy

by Anonymousreply 274April 17, 2018 11:18 AM

God I predicted (well hoped) Mazdzer's casting of DWtS during the Olympics. If they get him to shave his chest (boo!) they will make an entire episode about the fur removal...

by Anonymousreply 275April 17, 2018 12:31 PM

Why would they shave his chest? Stupid dancing show.

by Anonymousreply 276April 17, 2018 2:26 PM

Chest? Still unshaved.

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by Anonymousreply 277April 23, 2018 7:03 PM

chesthair growing

by Anonymousreply 278April 23, 2018 7:04 PM

I want him to cum in me for days.

by Anonymousreply 279April 23, 2018 7:05 PM

I don't think the man is capable of taking a bad photo and thankfully he enjoys showing off the chest.

by Anonymousreply 280April 23, 2018 7:42 PM

He is so beautiful. I want to be his cum dump, his toilet bowl, his humble servant

by Anonymousreply 281April 23, 2018 8:05 PM

Nice pecs. And toe point... (Razor for chest shaving still in absentia.)

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by Anonymousreply 282April 25, 2018 6:51 PM

I want to feel this toe playing with my lips.

by Anonymousreply 283April 25, 2018 7:00 PM

Chris is always so sweet and goofy. How do you think he gives it ? I can't really see him throwing a mean hard fuck. Is he all warmth and furry tenderness? I hope he is awkward and a bit hurtful. I hope he is not completely in command. I hope he starts sweet and loses it in the end, goes all rough and jackrabitty, and makes the weirdest noises when he cums. With that body.. Mmmmmmm

by Anonymousreply 284April 26, 2018 6:35 AM

R284 I agree he totally has a silly kind of personality. He seems like the type of guy who would fart in bed and then put the covers over your head and think it was just hysterical. I don't see him being a dominating fuck more like a playful fuck.

by Anonymousreply 285April 26, 2018 12:50 PM

R284, I think of Chris as the kind of guy comes across as Clark Kent-ish, but once the clothes start coming off and he's getting down to business, knows how to throw a good hard and long fuck... that's after he's buried his fuzzy face between some lucky woman's legs. He'll suddenly surprise her with deep thrust and just keep going, starting to growl and then letting loose with a serious cum shot.

by Anonymousreply 286April 26, 2018 1:04 PM

I think you'd have to take charge with him and he'd be happily surprised, lots of his happy smiles while he realizes how desired he is.

by Anonymousreply 287April 26, 2018 1:05 PM

I am hard now

by Anonymousreply 288April 26, 2018 1:19 PM

He and Steve Langton would be an awesome couple.

by Anonymousreply 289April 26, 2018 1:35 PM

Two tops ? I don't think so. You know who would be an Awesome Couple ? Chris and ME

by Anonymousreply 290April 26, 2018 5:13 PM

Lose the vest, C. Nice guns, though. But we knew that...

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by Anonymousreply 291April 26, 2018 11:24 PM

So he was at the White House this week with other Olympians?

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by Anonymousreply 292April 28, 2018 4:36 PM

Good for Adam.

by Anonymousreply 293April 28, 2018 4:37 PM

Chris is always center, always the best looking, always flashing the smile that makes Julia Roberts choke on her vomit.

by Anonymousreply 294April 28, 2018 4:58 PM

Oh, r294...if you were a REAL fan, you'd find a way to get Chris to pose in nothing but his dong (and his chest hair, of course).

by Anonymousreply 295April 28, 2018 4:59 PM

He will pose with in nothing but his dong in my mouth as soon as he'll take it out of my ass, bare and dripping with juice.. Someday

by Anonymousreply 296April 28, 2018 5:26 PM

In the comments on the pic at r265, which one of you posted this:

mangopulpy: Wanna cum on that chest

WHORE!

But seriously, I want to do that too.

by Anonymousreply 297April 28, 2018 8:49 PM

Thank you, DWTS, for not shaving Mazdzer's chest. Now about the rest of your glitterbomb shitshow... I cannot believe this has been on for more than 25 seasons. Who watches it? There's very little dancing, and hardly any stars.

On topic: I thought Chris did really well. I would have scored him higher. Bonus points for the open shirt.

by Anonymousreply 298May 1, 2018 6:27 PM

25 seasons means 12.5 years, seeing as though there’s 2 seasons a year. They’ve been on since 2006.

by Anonymousreply 299May 1, 2018 6:32 PM

Thank you, R299. I didn't think it had been on for 25 years. But I've never watched it, so who knows.

by Anonymousreply 300May 1, 2018 6:35 PM

Our Chris’s eyes brown or green?

by Anonymousreply 301May 1, 2018 6:43 PM

They're just dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 302May 2, 2018 2:27 AM

What R302 said. He 's a dream come true. He's a doll. I wouldn't say that he ' pings' though. more like 'his flames are visible from outer space'..

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by Anonymousreply 303May 2, 2018 7:28 AM

He would look so good tied up shirt less.

by Anonymousreply 304May 2, 2018 7:51 AM

I want to see him in short shorts. His legs are a cathedral of muscle

by Anonymousreply 305May 2, 2018 7:57 AM

He's absolutely adorable.

by Anonymousreply 306May 2, 2018 10:38 AM

He reminds me of a guy I used to hook up with. Very happy and good natured. When he'd cum he'd start gasping and laughing and looked like he was in total giddy bliss. It was so fucking hot and adorable at the same time. This Chris guy is dreamy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 307May 2, 2018 10:46 AM

Some smart TV programmer will find a series for him. Scripted, I hope. In which he plays a male homosexual, I hope.

by Anonymousreply 308May 2, 2018 11:19 AM

He is very good looking, seriously sexy and has the Clark Kent quality down. He's milking his 15 minutes well and will be on DWtS for many weeks, but come on people last night's first dance was not very good. He's surprisingly clunky on the floor. Thankfully, he hasn't shaved the chest! Of course, I think producers are pushing him to have it done and that way they can build an entire segment one week around Chris dreading the waxing or shaving... fraus will cheer when he's been shorn (they really cannot abide masculinity in 2018), gay men will weep, straight guys will cringe and hope their wives and gfs do not propose the same thing..

by Anonymousreply 309May 2, 2018 4:48 PM

Those teeth are amazingly well-placed and white.

by Anonymousreply 310May 2, 2018 6:02 PM

Someone cleans up nice!

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by Anonymousreply 311May 3, 2018 6:43 PM

Will it come down to Chris v. Adam?

by Anonymousreply 312May 3, 2018 6:47 PM

He is so stinking hot!

by Anonymousreply 313May 3, 2018 6:48 PM

Incredibly handsome

by Anonymousreply 314May 3, 2018 10:06 PM

LILF!

(Luger I'd Like to Fuck)

by Anonymousreply 315May 3, 2018 11:29 PM

He has a leaky dick?

by Anonymousreply 316May 4, 2018 1:57 AM

He has nice arms. But we knew that.

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by Anonymousreply 317May 7, 2018 6:47 PM

Such a lovely body.

by Anonymousreply 318May 8, 2018 2:09 AM

Such a lovely face.

by Anonymousreply 319May 8, 2018 4:37 AM

Wow.

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by Anonymousreply 320May 8, 2018 9:53 AM

A gift from me to you

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by Anonymousreply 321May 10, 2018 6:14 PM

GASP!

by Anonymousreply 322May 10, 2018 6:25 PM

Here.

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by Anonymousreply 323May 10, 2018 7:14 PM

GASP AGAIN!

by Anonymousreply 324May 10, 2018 7:18 PM

R2 if that were true I'd have a boyfriend.

5.5 on the outside

dick 8.5

by Anonymousreply 325May 10, 2018 7:20 PM

I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.

He can clean the house and suck cock fastidiously and obsessively!

by Anonymousreply 326May 10, 2018 9:21 PM

[quote]I like that he admitted in the preview segment to being ADD.

[bold]Is[/bold] one ADD? Or does one [bold]have[/bold] ADD? I know the former is very common, but I do not believe I [bold]am[/bold] a disease or a disorder. I may [bold]have[/bold] one, however.

by Anonymousreply 327May 10, 2018 9:23 PM

How very ADD of you to parse my grammatical error.

by Anonymousreply 328May 10, 2018 9:31 PM

Actually, R328, r327 probably has the opposite of ADD.

by Anonymousreply 329May 10, 2018 10:01 PM

Ha! Funny. Have some Ritalin, folks.

by Anonymousreply 330May 10, 2018 10:03 PM

[bold] Big[/bold] fan of the undressing GIFs!💕

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by Anonymousreply 331May 11, 2018 2:30 PM

He seems dim enough to be talked into doing “tasteful” nudes.

by Anonymousreply 332May 12, 2018 12:04 AM

Yeah. No idea what's happening here.

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by Anonymousreply 333May 31, 2018 6:56 PM

Chris is pretty close to perfect. The ideal guy physically

by Anonymousreply 334May 31, 2018 6:58 PM

Great smile (on top of all the rest of that wonderfulness).

by Anonymousreply 335May 31, 2018 7:00 PM

Really goofy personality too. He's the kind of guy you dream of having for a boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 336May 31, 2018 7:30 PM

r333 He doesn't like getting cum in his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 337June 1, 2018 12:30 AM

Colombia?

by Anonymousreply 338June 1, 2018 1:26 AM

Are his 15 minutes up yet?

by Anonymousreply 339June 1, 2018 1:57 AM

15 minutes? I wish him a lifetime in the public eye

by Anonymousreply 340June 1, 2018 1:40 PM

I follow him on Instagram and the overwhelming number of comments are from men. He seems cool with that. He did respond to a post I made but it was in response to the death of his dog and not how I want to sit on his dick and come on his chest. Baby steps.

by Anonymousreply 341June 1, 2018 2:07 PM

He has openly said he doesn't mind the sexual DMs

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by Anonymousreply 342June 1, 2018 2:10 PM

He's startin' to crave da cock!

by Anonymousreply 343June 1, 2018 8:12 PM

I think he just gets off on others craving his cock

by Anonymousreply 344June 1, 2018 8:59 PM

I met him briefly, 30 seconds at Dancing with the stars finale; got a selfie.

SWEETHEART, yes, the kind of guy you'd want as your b.f.

by Anonymousreply 345June 2, 2018 3:03 AM

I hope he doesn't disappear from view...especially the hairy chest, the great smile, and the intriguing bulge.

by Anonymousreply 346June 2, 2018 4:23 PM

Not sure what he's doing in Colombia. Maybe our DL hermanos on the ground there can find out.

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by Anonymousreply 347June 4, 2018 7:00 PM

He has less followers than I would have guessed. Instahos that aren't even half as attractive as him tend to have way more

by Anonymousreply 348June 4, 2018 7:07 PM

He pretty much has the perfect chest hair. We are talking Burt Reynolds, Sean Connery territory. Gus Kenworthy is always commenting on his sexy Insta pics. It's kind of embarrassing. People ask if Gus has replied yet.

by Anonymousreply 349June 4, 2018 7:27 PM

LOL Gus literally commented once that he was going to jerk off to one of the pictures once. It was an AMAZING picture, but still!

by Anonymousreply 350June 4, 2018 7:30 PM

You clean up nice, my would-be boyfriend, but please don't put your cellphone in your front pocket for photo ops.

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by Anonymousreply 351June 8, 2018 5:33 PM

Whoring himself out for Dow Chemical. Sad.

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by Anonymousreply 352June 8, 2018 5:50 PM

Seriously, guys Mazdzer's age could learn a lot about how to casually dress and look fine. His shirt fits, it's tucked inside his pants. The belt and shoes match. The beard's trimmed, no visible tats...

It is a shame that guys carry their phone in the front pocket - they're so big now that it's like having a brick on your thigh... a very bad look.

by Anonymousreply 353June 8, 2018 6:03 PM

The shirt is cut very well for his figure

by Anonymousreply 354June 8, 2018 6:19 PM

I have no idea what's going on here. Feel free to write your own caption.

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by Anonymousreply 355June 12, 2018 10:45 PM

The guy gets around.

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by Anonymousreply 356June 13, 2018 6:03 PM

He's clearly having the time of his life

by Anonymousreply 357June 13, 2018 6:21 PM

The man clearly knows what works... love the fit of that shirt... the freakin nipple display!

by Anonymousreply 358June 13, 2018 7:37 PM

Mmm... donuts...

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by Anonymousreply 359June 26, 2018 7:13 PM

Lordy he is handsome. Model good looks

by Anonymousreply 360June 26, 2018 7:20 PM

Apparently, he's got just the one luge suit. And still got the handsome smile.

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by Anonymousreply 361July 13, 2018 12:18 AM

I'm sure his fiancee is a lovely person, so she won't mind if I mentally Photoshop her out of the photo and me in.

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by Anonymousreply 362July 16, 2018 7:08 PM

She's a very lucky lady for sure

by Anonymousreply 363July 16, 2018 7:53 PM

he makes me moist

by Anonymousreply 364July 16, 2018 7:55 PM

[bold]FILTHY HETERO STINK-SHIT![/bold]

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by Anonymousreply 365July 16, 2018 7:56 PM

I'll refrain from hating on the haircut (which cannot go out of style soon enough) since it's just hair and will grow out. Lovely smile, as always, CM.

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by Anonymousreply 366July 20, 2018 12:11 AM

Chris, we've told you -- smartphone in the back pocket for photo ops.

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by Anonymousreply 367August 10, 2018 12:13 AM

Still no dick, I see.

by Anonymousreply 368August 10, 2018 12:14 AM

Well he disappeared quickly.

by Anonymousreply 369August 10, 2018 12:18 AM

FUCK THIS DOUCHE

by Anonymousreply 370August 10, 2018 12:19 AM

I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.

by Anonymousreply 371August 10, 2018 1:33 AM

Are those her real teeth? Hmmm.

It's his smile that makes him handsomest (if that's a word). And the tight, hairy-ish bod, of course.

The pizza eating at R1 (R2?) is kinda gross to me.

by Anonymousreply 372August 10, 2018 1:42 AM

He's basically just doing commercial endorsements n almost every IG post.

by Anonymousreply 373August 14, 2018 11:05 PM

I didn't read the thread title at first and assumed OP's pic was Tommy Oliver. Way to get my hopes up, jerk.

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by Anonymousreply 374August 14, 2018 11:37 PM

I'm not wild about it either, R373, but I can't imagine there's much money in being a luger, and a guy's gotta eat.

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by Anonymousreply 375August 15, 2018 5:51 PM

Ass up, nice guns.

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by Anonymousreply 376August 17, 2018 5:58 PM

[quote] I think most of us would pay to see you do that, Steve.

Put that shit on pay per view!

Though I'd rather see Steve fuck his bro John Daly.....

by Anonymousreply 377August 17, 2018 6:00 PM

Was it chilly in there, Chris?

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by Anonymousreply 378August 27, 2018 7:22 PM

Still a fine-ass man...

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by Anonymousreply 379September 29, 2018 8:29 PM

He has really nice nipples too. They were thick and erect when he was shirtless on DWTS.

by Anonymousreply 380September 29, 2018 10:56 PM

Too. Much. Sweater.

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by Anonymousreply 381October 22, 2018 6:14 PM

Does he fart?

by Anonymousreply 382October 22, 2018 6:22 PM

I'm sure he has farting contests with his friends.

by Anonymousreply 383October 22, 2018 6:26 PM

Farting his how he gets the luge to move quicker.

by Anonymousreply 384October 22, 2018 6:50 PM

This poor hunk has already been forgotten about. At least until the next Winter Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 385October 25, 2018 5:25 PM

Never

by Anonymousreply 386October 25, 2018 5:27 PM

I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 387October 25, 2018 5:58 PM

I'll never forget this hot fucking fur ball!

by Anonymousreply 388October 25, 2018 6:11 PM

What a sexy guy. Swoon.

by Anonymousreply 389October 25, 2018 6:39 PM

If he were with me, the poor guy would never get any sleep.

by Anonymousreply 390October 25, 2018 6:49 PM

Someone needs a hug. Line forms to the rear.

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by Anonymousreply 391October 25, 2018 7:02 PM

R391 If he were with me his balls would be the size of peas because I'd be draining him constantly.

by Anonymousreply 392October 25, 2018 7:05 PM

He's a nice-looking guy with a great body and I probably see guys with the same level of hotness every day here in Colorado but there's something about him I just love. Seems totally down to earth and approachable, with a sense of humor. And that chest hair is to die for.

by Anonymousreply 393October 26, 2018 8:48 PM

R387, you typed, "I don't understand how we're still talking about Adam Ripmyholeopen but this sexy man is largely forgotten."

And I reply... Adam who?

This thread began in February and it's still going... is an Adam thread still going? Yes, I didn't think so.

Guys here love Mazdzer because he's incredibly sexy and photogenic. He seems approachable - I'd love to have a beer with him. Rippon? Please, she's so self-important and pretentious. It wouldn't be a beer or a scotch with Ms. Adam, more like a Pink Lady in a loud dance club.

by Anonymousreply 394October 26, 2018 9:43 PM

Oldie but goodie.

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by Anonymousreply 395October 27, 2018 8:15 PM

So he's... flexible.

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by Anonymousreply 396November 15, 2018 7:04 PM

Nice contrast between R395 and R396...

by Anonymousreply 397November 15, 2018 8:31 PM

r396 Too bad he's not HETERO-flexible.

by Anonymousreply 398November 16, 2018 2:00 AM

R398, just imagine if Chris was to ever walk into a gay bar. He'd never get out alive!

by Anonymousreply 399November 16, 2018 2:11 AM

We see you, too, Chris!

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by Anonymousreply 400November 21, 2018 9:59 PM

Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. And just barely for this one...

This guy falls far short in the dick size department.

So...pass

by Anonymousreply 401November 21, 2018 10:04 PM

[389] agreed.

by Anonymousreply 402November 21, 2018 10:26 PM

Caption this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 403December 13, 2018 5:31 PM

Christ, he's like a walking wet dream.

by Anonymousreply 404December 13, 2018 7:29 PM

[quote]Caption this photo.

Smell my finger. I just had it up my ass.

by Anonymousreply 405December 13, 2018 10:37 PM

Yeah. I scrolled through 405 posts to see if his dick pics leaked.

by Anonymousreply 406December 13, 2018 10:42 PM

Who is Chris' friend Jahn Fennell?

[quote]jahnfennell: Chris the homosexuals that follow you are too much. This is SO funny 😂

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by Anonymousreply 407December 13, 2018 11:01 PM

Bless

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by Anonymousreply 408January 2, 2019 6:20 PM

Delish.

by Anonymousreply 409January 2, 2019 6:55 PM

R407, that's John Fennell. He's an openly gay Canadian luger. He has dual citizenship with the US, so he has competed for a spot on the US Luge team, too.

by Anonymousreply 410January 2, 2019 7:28 PM

I would take Chris over all of the pouty instawhores of the world.

by Anonymousreply 411January 3, 2019 4:54 PM

R410 Are all Canadian olympians gay? Adam van koeverden (who is running for Trudeau's Liberals now) once blew me and my boyfriend at the time at a mutual friend's birthday party.

by Anonymousreply 412January 3, 2019 5:13 PM

R412 did Adam blow Trudeau as well?

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by Anonymousreply 413January 3, 2019 5:26 PM

R413 I'd watch that video, although there is something about Adam's face that doesn't do it for me. Canadian from Toronto here and I think it's an open secret Adam is gay but has never actually come out.

by Anonymousreply 414January 3, 2019 8:01 PM

Looks like surprise anal to me.

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by Anonymousreply 415January 15, 2019 4:30 PM

Luge looks ridiculous with two people on the sled. It's as if the IOC decided it needed something to fill up the athletes schedule.

Single luge is incredibly exciting to watch.

by Anonymousreply 416January 15, 2019 6:08 PM

Sigh...

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by Anonymousreply 417January 31, 2019 9:56 PM

Someone needs a hug,

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by Anonymousreply 418February 9, 2019 12:38 AM

As always, too many clothes (and cutlery).

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by Anonymousreply 419February 20, 2019 6:50 PM

If/when his luge career is over, he could model white tshirts.

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by Anonymousreply 420March 5, 2019 11:47 PM

It must have been very cold that day:

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by Anonymousreply 421March 7, 2019 3:33 AM

I’d go down on him so fast my kneecaps would shatter

by Anonymousreply 422March 7, 2019 3:35 AM

I'd love to slurp on his fuzzy butthole

by Anonymousreply 423March 7, 2019 3:41 AM

Still nothing.

by Anonymousreply 424March 7, 2019 4:55 AM

Buuuuuummmmp. I feel as though we'll be seeing it soon.

by Anonymousreply 425March 20, 2019 1:10 PM

If he does show the dong at some point, veteran DLers could easily write the thread by rote that will ensue.

by Anonymousreply 426March 20, 2019 1:12 PM

I'd like to rehab his cock while his arm is a sling.

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by Anonymousreply 427March 20, 2019 4:28 PM

"4 weeks in a sling"? Oh, Chris, how you tease...

by Anonymousreply 428March 20, 2019 6:31 PM

Can still get it.

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by Anonymousreply 429May 20, 2019 7:02 PM

Sex on a Dick

by Anonymousreply 430May 20, 2019 7:47 PM

He has absolutely perfect body hair. Even under his arms... I should have typed his name in the thread asking, "If you could be one celebrity/athlete for one day, who would you choose?"

by Anonymousreply 431May 20, 2019 8:52 PM

Be, r431, or be with?

by Anonymousreply 432May 20, 2019 8:56 PM

Be UNDER.

by Anonymousreply 433May 21, 2019 12:39 AM

Who wants a Kiki?!

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by Anonymousreply 434June 9, 2019 8:19 PM

Hello, legs...

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by Anonymousreply 435June 23, 2019 9:20 PM

Damn, those thighs are thick AF

by Anonymousreply 436June 23, 2019 9:22 PM

Funny, I don't think of Utah as being chilly in the summer.

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by Anonymousreply 437July 8, 2019 7:32 PM

Fuccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeee

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by Anonymousreply 438July 8, 2019 7:39 PM

He's just a perfect man

by Anonymousreply 439July 8, 2019 8:11 PM

Yummy

by Anonymousreply 440July 8, 2019 9:35 PM

I would kill a nun to see him in a sex tape

by Anonymousreply 441July 8, 2019 9:36 PM

Lucky pup!

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by Anonymousreply 442July 16, 2019 10:59 PM

Sweaty, dirty Chris, anyone?

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by Anonymousreply 443July 27, 2019 12:50 AM

Oh please R9, you're drooling all over yourself.

by Anonymousreply 444July 27, 2019 1:15 AM

Is his hairline more forward now or am I imagining it?

by Anonymousreply 445July 27, 2019 1:20 AM

What's cuter?

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by Anonymousreply 446August 9, 2019 11:49 PM

R8 Stupid me, here I thought he was a lube champion. Now I am disappointed.

by Anonymousreply 447August 10, 2019 12:12 AM

Not a dick pick, just a leg one.

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by Anonymousreply 448August 15, 2019 10:11 PM

I love his designer chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 449August 15, 2019 10:35 PM

He's got some major league iliotibial bands.

by Anonymousreply 450August 15, 2019 10:39 PM

Every time this thread gets bumped I think the nudes have finally arrived.

Enough with the false hopes, lying whores!

by Anonymousreply 451August 15, 2019 10:58 PM

I hate these videos which have made for women.

They can only cope with flirty half-strips. They get giggly because completely nude would be scary and threatening.

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by Anonymousreply 452August 15, 2019 11:09 PM

R450 Are iliotibial bands good or bad?

by Anonymousreply 453August 16, 2019 12:00 AM

They're very good. Look at his legs. The outside muscles of his thighs that run from the knees up to the hips bulge beautifully. Those are the iliotibial bands.

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by Anonymousreply 454August 16, 2019 12:51 AM

Why does he have those muscles?

I thought all his "sport" required him to do was to sit inside some metal capsule.

by Anonymousreply 455August 16, 2019 1:28 AM

I don't quite know why since, as you said, his legs don't seem that important to his sport. Maybe he does some athletic activities outside of Luge that builds his legs up. But we're so glad he does. You normally see legs like that on bicyclists.

by Anonymousreply 456August 16, 2019 1:32 AM

I occasionally have trouble with my soleus muscle cramping up (because I have almost no salt in my diet).

But I freaked out when my iliotibials cramped up on a long walk in the wilderness. I was thrashing around on the ground in pain and had to ask others to pull it tight.

by Anonymousreply 457August 16, 2019 1:40 AM

Lugers do use their legs at the beginning of the run when they push the sled at a full-tilt run on to the track. So Chris would not be a stranger to leg day at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 458August 17, 2019 12:04 AM

I'll just leave this here.

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by Anonymousreply 459August 23, 2019 12:34 AM

In some pix he's hot. Other angles, meh.

by Anonymousreply 460August 23, 2019 12:50 AM

I haven't seen a bad photo yet

by Anonymousreply 461August 23, 2019 9:25 AM

Ain't never gonna be dick pix. He's Morman.

by Anonymousreply 462August 23, 2019 9:47 AM

Who the heck is the beefcake on the left in R459 's pic?

by Anonymousreply 463August 23, 2019 10:05 AM

I can only hope he doesn't shave his pubes.

by Anonymousreply 464August 23, 2019 10:17 AM

He is not mormon

by Anonymousreply 465August 23, 2019 11:27 AM

I want him inside me so baaaaaaad.

by Anonymousreply 466August 23, 2019 2:02 PM

Put. The Razor. Down. (Once the sponsor's check clears.)

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by Anonymousreply 467August 27, 2019 6:42 PM

I could be wrong, R464, but my guess (and hope) is that he has a nice, thick, black bush down there.

by Anonymousreply 468August 27, 2019 6:56 PM

R467 Major gay face there. If that razor goes anywhere near his chest he should be stripped of his titles and medals (and his clothes).

by Anonymousreply 469August 27, 2019 6:58 PM

His chest looks as if it has been shaved in the past. And even now, looks a bit manicured.

I guess the answer to the OP's question is still a resounding "no." Maybe his is an extremely tiny dong. More of a ding.

by Anonymousreply 470August 27, 2019 7:02 PM

Who's his orthodontist? Because, well done!

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by Anonymousreply 471September 2, 2019 6:23 PM

Some scenery

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by Anonymousreply 472September 16, 2019 6:45 PM

Uncle Chris wants YOU.

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by Anonymousreply 473October 9, 2019 5:45 PM

Very selfish of him not to show us. Show us your dick, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 474October 9, 2019 8:25 PM

Move. Your. Arm.

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by Anonymousreply 475October 19, 2019 1:29 AM

Sigh...

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by Anonymousreply 476October 26, 2019 1:12 AM

Where are the pics of his ass? He’s cute and he has bitch-hips. He’s fuckable and masc as all hell. He’s the perfect bottom.

by Anonymousreply 477October 26, 2019 1:33 AM

Here you go, R477. He heard you.

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by Anonymousreply 478October 27, 2019 9:54 PM

Come to papa...

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by Anonymousreply 479November 7, 2019 10:38 PM

Size 13 shoes -- just sayin'.

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by Anonymousreply 480November 15, 2019 5:57 PM

I am indifferent to these drool threads but this guy makes me weak in a really good way.

by Anonymousreply 481November 15, 2019 6:05 PM

one day when I open this thread it actually will be dick pics and I'll be very happy

by Anonymousreply 482November 15, 2019 6:10 PM

Look at the size of that tongue..

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by Anonymousreply 483November 15, 2019 6:17 PM

R480 We know exactly what you are just saying and that is in multiple studies there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size. Now back to fantasy island.

by Anonymousreply 484November 15, 2019 9:53 PM

[quote] there has NEVER been any link between dick size and cock size.

Uh...what?

You been eating lead paint chips again?

by Anonymousreply 485November 15, 2019 9:57 PM

Dear idiot at R485 if you believe a scientific link to exit proving your ludicrous idea feel free to share.

by Anonymousreply 486November 16, 2019 9:15 AM

r486 Please read what you wrote CAREFULLY and then decide who is the idiot.

by Anonymousreply 487November 16, 2019 5:43 PM

R481 yes, weak and leak, leak, leak.

by Anonymousreply 488November 16, 2019 8:09 PM

He really could model once his luge career ends.

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by Anonymousreply 489November 18, 2019 5:59 PM

R489 or go into high end escorting

by Anonymousreply 490November 18, 2019 6:33 PM

R489 no way does he cut it as a model

by Anonymousreply 491November 18, 2019 7:00 PM

Catalog, not runway.

by Anonymousreply 492November 18, 2019 7:04 PM

Is wanting to sniff his anus wrong?

by Anonymousreply 493November 18, 2019 7:30 PM

He's got tinymeat so it's all about the ass.

by Anonymousreply 494November 18, 2019 7:49 PM

He is my ideal man - face, body, perfect hairy chest, beautiful smile and endearing charm.

by Anonymousreply 495November 18, 2019 8:02 PM

R492 neither

by Anonymousreply 496November 18, 2019 8:07 PM

R495 yes to all of that and a never ending ass

by Anonymousreply 497November 18, 2019 8:08 PM

Happy T-giving!

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by Anonymousreply 498November 27, 2019 7:34 PM

r498 MMM

by Anonymousreply 499November 27, 2019 7:36 PM

He really is a dreamboat

by Anonymousreply 500November 27, 2019 11:36 PM

Every time I see this bumped I get excited that a dick pic has leaked. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 501November 28, 2019 12:19 AM

Poor r501.

by Anonymousreply 502November 28, 2019 12:23 AM

Stand, please.

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by Anonymousreply 503January 20, 2020 9:29 PM

This guy is just effortlessly sexy.

by Anonymousreply 504January 20, 2020 9:30 PM

Is his fiancee an FTM?

by Anonymousreply 505January 23, 2020 4:55 PM

VPL?

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by Anonymousreply 506January 23, 2020 4:58 PM

but does he fart?

by Anonymousreply 507January 25, 2020 8:35 PM

We're boyfriends now.

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by Anonymousreply 508February 28, 2020 4:43 PM

Der sigh... He still fiiiine. (February in Berchtesgaden and that's all the snow there is? Yipes.)

by Anonymousreply 509February 28, 2020 11:24 PM

Looks like someone needs a hug.

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by Anonymousreply 510March 17, 2020 8:13 PM

Not soon enough.

Certainly, some enterprising DLer can find them!

by Anonymousreply 511March 17, 2020 8:18 PM

Sigh. He's my ideal.

by Anonymousreply 512March 17, 2020 8:25 PM

On his back, legs spread...

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by Anonymousreply 513March 24, 2020 7:36 PM

In bed. (Disregard the promo -- or not! Sleep is good for you.)

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by Anonymousreply 514March 30, 2020 7:47 PM

He looks leaner these days. Cute as hell.

by Anonymousreply 515March 30, 2020 7:49 PM

adorbs

by Anonymousreply 516March 30, 2020 8:29 PM

If I were ever let loose near him, the poor guy would be one giant hickey.

by Anonymousreply 517March 30, 2020 8:45 PM

Gorgeous smile, R514.

by Anonymousreply 518April 26, 2020 9:41 PM

Looks like our boy got married. 2020 really does suck.

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by Anonymousreply 519May 19, 2020 6:22 PM

Damn.

by Anonymousreply 520May 19, 2020 7:49 PM

Hardly a surprise as he's been engaged for some time. But we can hope for some shirtless pics from the lockdown honeymoon. Give the people what they want, Chris!

by Anonymousreply 521May 20, 2020 6:11 PM

Damn lucky bitch.

by Anonymousreply 522May 21, 2020 6:06 PM

Well, OK...

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by Anonymousreply 523May 26, 2020 7:16 PM

She's very pretty. Good for them.

by Anonymousreply 524May 26, 2020 7:22 PM

Well the dick pics definitely ain't leaking now.

If I was married to someone like Chris I would never let him get a good night's sleep. Highly doubt he'll have any need to be sending anyone nudes.

by Anonymousreply 525May 26, 2020 7:45 PM

R525 What a shame.

by Anonymousreply 526May 26, 2020 8:28 PM

I will happily settle for shirtless pics any time he cares to share.

by Anonymousreply 527May 26, 2020 8:57 PM

His girlfriend is very pretty. I love the shot of them in her gown and him in his tux.. I’d love to be in a relationship with a guy that has a good personality and looks like him. Some of you think he’s average but I think he’s handsome.

I hope we get to see more of them in the Olympics in the future.

by Anonymousreply 528May 26, 2020 9:29 PM

He's married and he has a girlfriend?

by Anonymousreply 529May 27, 2020 12:43 AM

Lucky waterfall...

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by Anonymousreply 530June 22, 2020 9:58 PM

Heels over head.

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by Anonymousreply 531July 2, 2020 7:16 PM

Every time this is bumped, I get my hopes up.

by Anonymousreply 532July 2, 2020 7:17 PM

^Same here

by Anonymousreply 533July 2, 2020 7:27 PM

Everytime this gets bumped I have to google the name again.

by Anonymousreply 534July 2, 2020 7:35 PM

Two shirtless photos in this slide show. (Dear Personal Photographer: Get. Closer.)

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by Anonymousreply 535July 6, 2020 10:00 PM

Again -- Get. Closer!

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by Anonymousreply 536July 14, 2020 10:24 PM

R536 Very nice...

by Anonymousreply 537July 14, 2020 10:33 PM

Shirtless, on his back, legs nearly spread... Is Chris gaybaiting us?

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by Anonymousreply 538August 13, 2020 7:17 PM

VOTE! (Or just vote to have the dick pics finally released.)

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by Anonymousreply 539October 22, 2020 6:08 PM

But for whom is Chris voting?

by Anonymousreply 540October 22, 2020 7:32 PM

R540 He follows Biden and Harris on Twitter but not Trump or Pence.

by Anonymousreply 541October 24, 2020 4:32 PM

I just surmise that people who are imploring people to go out and vote, lean Democrat. But he appears to be a Democrat, he follows Obama, Biden, Kamala, Pete, Hillary, Warren, and Bernie on Insta.

by Anonymousreply 542October 24, 2020 4:38 PM

Just announced that the wife is knocked up. But I can still have my fantasies, dammit!

by Anonymousreply 543October 25, 2020 4:05 PM

R543 I have blown more than my fair share of married "straight" men who have two ore more kids under the age of 10. The wife doesn't put as much and the poor man is horny as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 544October 25, 2020 4:15 PM

Waiting in his hotel room shirtless in shorts

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by Anonymousreply 545November 5, 2020 5:06 PM

Adorable; I don't get even the slightest gay vibe at all.

Makes me think when I do get the vibes they're spot on.

by Anonymousreply 546November 5, 2020 6:45 PM

I want to give him a lap dance

by Anonymousreply 547November 5, 2020 7:34 PM

He’s everything I want. Yum.

by Anonymousreply 548November 9, 2020 2:07 AM

Chris: The gift that keeps on giving.

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by Anonymousreply 549December 8, 2020 11:06 PM

Brrr...

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by Anonymousreply 550January 5, 2021 9:28 PM

Well?

by Anonymousreply 551March 5, 2021 3:32 AM

Not a dick pic, but a baby pic. Mazel tov!

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by Anonymousreply 552April 16, 2021 6:23 PM

His squeeze is not very attractive. He could do better. Maybe her family is rich.

by Anonymousreply 553April 16, 2021 6:29 PM

No dad bod here.

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by Anonymousreply 554May 19, 2021 8:44 PM

Oh what I wouldn’t give for just one night...

by Anonymousreply 555May 19, 2021 8:47 PM

I like him a whole lot but I wish he would cool it with the damn grinning all the time.

by Anonymousreply 556May 19, 2021 8:56 PM

Not grinning here, R556! And still shirtless.

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by Anonymousreply 557May 25, 2021 7:17 PM

Resembles a young Stewart Swerdlow.

by Anonymousreply 558May 25, 2021 7:54 PM

So we now know that Mr. Mazdzer is fertile... of course he is. I think he had to do the wife once without protection and she was preggers. That's just the power of Chris. The Power of Chris - has a nice ring to it...

by Anonymousreply 559May 25, 2021 8:10 PM

The power of Chris compels you! The power of Chris compels you!

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by Anonymousreply 560May 25, 2021 8:21 PM

Here's your VPL

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by Anonymousreply 561May 25, 2021 8:47 PM

Ally alert!

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by Anonymousreply 562June 7, 2021 6:55 PM

His hair appears to be thinning; poor dear.

by Anonymousreply 563June 7, 2021 8:15 PM

R563, if Mazdzer;s thinning hair (I'm assuming you're referring to what's on his head), you haven't looked at the whole Mazdzer package, to your loss.

And good for Chris and the wife - going to a Pride event and taking the baby. If only he had been dancing in a Speedo on a float!

by Anonymousreply 564June 7, 2021 10:27 PM

Sweaty and itchy.

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by Anonymousreply 565June 10, 2021 8:14 PM

90 percent of the comments in Chris' Instagram are thirsty comments from gay guys. LOL.

His dick picks won't leak since he's a happily married man (with a new baby).

by Anonymousreply 566June 10, 2021 8:22 PM

R566 SWEET JESUS HE'S SO ADORABLE

by Anonymousreply 567June 11, 2021 10:01 PM

At least wear a tank top! Won't someone think of The Gays?

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by Anonymousreply 568June 25, 2021 6:42 PM

R568 I have a dream too: to see his dick!

by Anonymousreply 569June 25, 2021 8:31 PM

Girls, you KNOW they’re out there!

by Anonymousreply 570June 25, 2021 11:55 PM

I always read: Chris’ Dick leaks.

If we only had proof. Someone should hit his IG and make a request.

by Anonymousreply 571June 26, 2021 12:57 AM

Nothing?

by Anonymousreply 572July 16, 2021 10:06 PM

No dick pic(s) yet R572, but you can uses your imagination with this photo. A bit dated, but still...

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by Anonymousreply 573July 17, 2021 7:25 PM

Or maybe this...

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by Anonymousreply 574July 17, 2021 7:27 PM

I hope he’s a grower.

by Anonymousreply 575July 17, 2021 8:22 PM

The last two posts on his Instagram were mainly of his enormous Toyota SUV in the wilds of Utah. I know a guy's gotta eat and "collabs" (ugh, I cannot tell you how much I loathe that word) with automakers certainly help put food on an athlete's table (especially an athlete in one of the less glamorous sports), but at least stand in front of the Toyota with your shirt off. If he reads the comments on his feed he surely knows he's catnip for gay men.

by Anonymousreply 576July 17, 2021 8:46 PM

I would crawl over an ocean of broken glass and dhiarrea just to lick his toe

by Anonymousreply 577July 17, 2021 9:31 PM

For myself

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by Anonymousreply 578July 17, 2021 10:54 PM

SO WHEN WILL THEY GODDAMMIT ????????????

by Anonymousreply 579July 17, 2021 11:02 PM

Jesus R78 I knew foot worship was a fairly common thing, but damn! So encyclopedic.

by Anonymousreply 580July 18, 2021 5:03 AM

R739. Some rich, generous DL uncle needs to discreetly hit him up via IG and ask his paying rate for pics, vids. Guys in his sport can’t be making much, even with endorsements.

Or, some enterprising DL-er needs to catfish the hot MF.

by Anonymousreply 581July 18, 2021 5:09 AM

R581 can see into the future

by Anonymousreply 582July 18, 2021 12:34 PM

He looks like a grinning idiot.

by Anonymousreply 583July 18, 2021 1:15 PM

R583, oh lighten up.

I think he looks like a guy who is genuinely happy and who doesn't take himself too seriously.

He's in really fine shape, is sexy and plays to an audience that includes gay men who are lusting for him.

The dick pics are a fun fantasy for many of us. This thread's been enjoyable for ages...

by Anonymousreply 584July 18, 2021 3:08 PM

R584 why do you even bother answering that cunt ?

by Anonymousreply 585July 18, 2021 3:10 PM

Shoulders! Bare flesh!

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by Anonymousreply 586July 20, 2021 6:30 PM

Why does he have to be half naked all the time, but wear shorts ? he's worse than John Wayne Macy

by Anonymousreply 587July 20, 2021 6:59 PM

Gacy, that was Gacy of course

by Anonymousreply 588July 20, 2021 7:00 PM

Who thinks Mazdzer's ass is as perfect as his chest and is covered, lightly, with fur... oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please...

by Anonymousreply 589July 20, 2021 9:59 PM

R589 should you ask ?? EVERY.FUCKING.BODY

by Anonymousreply 590July 20, 2021 10:06 PM

I think his crack is very hairy too. I bet my tongue could get lost in that thick bush

by Anonymousreply 591July 20, 2021 10:30 PM

Chris <3 He is too much of a sweetie to be sending dick pics all around town.

by Anonymousreply 592July 20, 2021 10:31 PM

someone stole them. someone, somewhere has them. Pics of his ass and dick

by Anonymousreply 593July 20, 2021 10:34 PM

there 's an idea =

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by Anonymousreply 594July 20, 2021 10:35 PM

Still shilling for Toyota! (Chris: Don't put your phone in your front pants pocket. Put my hand there instead.)

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by Anonymousreply 595July 31, 2021 9:10 PM

Shirtless and wet with a selfie stick.

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by Anonymousreply 596August 16, 2021 6:44 PM

Please. T'is torture. I can't stand it anymore. Could someone please draw a series of fan fiction where a very lifelike Chris fucks and is fucked through all orifices of his gorgeous body, by incredible hunks ? so I can release years of pent up desire ? please ?

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by Anonymousreply 597August 16, 2021 6:53 PM

God he's got a great pec deck and that pert nipple! Chris, if you read DL, please find a summer sport to compete in... one that does not require much attire. Perhaps you could begin rowing? Rhythmic gymnastics? Wrestling?

by Anonymousreply 598August 16, 2021 9:09 PM

why does it have to be Steve Grand who's modelling his g-string swim line ?

by Anonymousreply 599August 16, 2021 9:21 PM

Not a dick pic, a back clip. (And underwear elastic if that's your thing.)

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by Anonymousreply 600August 19, 2021 8:06 PM
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