Why can't a millionaire like Perez Hilton find a Boyfriend?

Please, he could hire any number of boyfriends.

His grating personality and he's a 2 looking for a 10, without paying.

Thought he used to date weatherman Sam Champion?

unattractive? needy?

[quote] Why can't a millionaire like Perez Hilton find a Boyfriend?

Because even gay golddiggers have some standards.

Because he's Perez Hilton.

Because Hilton's head is unbearable.

He just needs to go Asian

Because he is ugly on the inside and outside. It’s bad enough that he is raising children or coexisting with them. They will be fucked up messes

Fugly.

Is this a rhetorical question?

Open yo wallet!

Is he really rich though? I saw one video of his someone posted here and it talked about him filling for bankruptcy twice. How does he make money anyway? What exactly is his job? Now it's obvious he's a vicious queen and who would date or even marry a gossip queen anyway? Would you? I wouldn't.

Everyone's scared some museum will snatch him away so they can put his head on display?

Many gay men have trouble finding a boyfriend/partner/husband. Perez is not alone.

I can't find a boyfriend for him but I do wish him well and hope that he eventually finds the love of his life.

He’s a MESS! Who the fuck would want him!

Maybe because he's an awful human being? And an ugly too!

Wasn't he just crying about being in debt like a month ago? And about losing a big job like 2-3 months ago? No one wants a broke mess.

Even broke messes don't want other broke messes. He needs to get his life together before bringing a man into it.

Absolute horror of a human being. He’s a modern-day Quasimodo, minus the heart and noble qualities. Everything about him is grating and repulsive, and no one will date someone who personifies ugliness.

He sold his twisted soul to the devil with that blog. He needs to ask God for forgiveness.

Because he looks like Alton Brown now.

He is an awful human being...like a 100 on the narcissism scale.

He's not a millionaire.

And he is aging horribly. That horrible personality is catching up with his face.

Because he's awful in every way.

The only way Perez will find love is if he finds an unconscious man and drags him up and imprisons him in the bell tower where he lives....

When the guy on the dating website finds out his mystery date is Perez Hilton. 🤮

HELLOOOOO FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

Broke and mentally ill, right? He needs to work on that shit before looking for a mate. He would only screw it up.

Why don't hot gay men find me attractive???

[quote] Hilton says the last boyfriend has was in 2010-2011.

Good Lord!

They flee from him.

Who would ever be willing to say they are dating him?

The irony is that anyone who actually might be willing to date Perez he would judge to be ugly and reject them solely on their looks lol

One of the few cases where a fat mess looked just as bad thinner.

She could find one if she wants, but why? She doesn't appear to want children, at least not yet, so why bother tying yourself down?

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I read that as Paris Hilton sorry, Perez can't find one because he's uglier than that girl who played Blossom.

Until he has a come to Jesus moment over the person he is he will continue to try and put lipstick on a pig. We all know how successful that is.

He looks sad and desperate if you look past the faux positive attitude. I feel sorry for anyone in that potion. I have been in a relationship for a long, long time, two decades and forgot how lonely it can be. His video seems to reveal that sadness.

He comes off as someone trying to redeem his horrible image by appearing like-able. It seems inauthentic to me. He realizes he has sabotaged himself both personally and professionally so he is desperately trying to hold on to his self esteem—which is tied to constant external validation. He would be better served going into therapy and getting off the internet. Until he truly commits to changing for the better everything else is window dressing.

He owns two condos in Sierras Towers in West Hollywood,, he's doing ok.

The same reason a billionaire like Oprah can't manage her weight and get to a comfortable weight for herself and maintain it. Some people have very deep seeded issues that no amount of therapy will ever resolve. Not everyone is going to find someone or lose weight, that's just life and you have to accept it... It's not good or bad, it just is..

In this fuckers case, beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bone...

He is most surely not rich enough to overcome that ugliness of his and having such an odious personality.

He skeeves me out. He talks like he works at The Disney Store, with fake enthusiasm and mannerisms. Total turn off. Imagine the “O” face on him. Shudder....

I wonder.

A million won't get you too far.

Where does he live now?

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Poor sad pig 🐷

putting aside what a shithead Perez is, most men and women don’t want to date someone with 3 kids.

The divorce rate on marriages where step kids are brought into a relationship is depressing it’s over 70%.

^^^^This

[quote] Some people have very deep seeded issues

You mean, like spelling words incorrectly?

I want to be deep seeded by Jimmy G

God, that farmer’s tan line gets me every time. Jimmy can get it on demand.

He's got a pretty nice penis. That's a plus.

People who are lonely don’t like themselves. There are plenty of people who are alone but not lonely.

He made his bed and now he needs to lie there alone. Or at least with 3 kids and his mother.

Because he looks like a cross between a raisin and a lego?

He can't find a boyfriend because he's a mentally unstable mess of a human being. The only man who would want to be with him is one who is as crazy or even more crazy than he is.

^^^^This!

Nobody wants Frankenberry every morning.

I loathe him and find him nauseating and fake - but I will say this.

Men are shallow. If this actor (below) who resembles Perez can get a female WIFE, I wonder why Perez can't get a male husband. I am sure he could get a wife.

It's hilarious to read all these "he's so fucked up" comments about his psychology from a site that has 10,000 posts about anti-psychotics and SSRIs. Are no fucked up people in relationships? Really? I could name a dozen - loons that are somehow made for each other.

Bottom line is 90% of gay men can't get past the face, and he probably wants a guy way out of his league, on top of that.

Also who the hell wants kids? He was already nauseating, and then he adopted kids?? Some guys won't even date you if you have a cat!

R57, he's not only a nicer person than Perez, he's better looking, charismatic, nowhere NEAR as silly and superficial, plus he's a lead actor on the most successful tv show in the world.

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I don’t watch GOT but even I know that Peter Dinklage has a pleasant personality.

I think Mr. Go Asian is right. Perez needs a man who is very young/naive and doesn’t know much of anything about American culture or Americans. Someone from the backwoods of China, perhaps.

Of course, Perez wants a WASP stud so it’ll never happen.

Pete Dinklage does NOT have a pleasant personality. I knew him briefly before stardom and he was an asshole then.

I can't stand this guy and hope he rots (without a boyfriend of course).

I don't care if I get flamed for this, but the whole concept of single gay men (or straight, for that matter) buying made-to-order children is just so wrong and creepy to me. It always seems like it's done as a political statement, or for media attention.

You know that his mother is the one actually raising the kids while he's off trolling public park restrooms, or on Grindr.

Perhaps he could try Carter Page or Stephen Miller? They are unattached, right?

Good gay golddiggers dig where there's actually gold, not a mountain of debt with a gaggle of creditors waiting at the summit.

Years ago someone posted his profile from Manhunt or gay.com or whatever we used back then and he was big into PNP.

On the same thread someone stated that before his website took off he had creditors knocking on the door and that he had been fired from his job at GLAAD for doing something inappropriate with money. He was almost run out of LA at the time.

Of course in the video he finds a roundabout way to blame the dating app for his inability to find a man. There just aren’t enough quality guys on the app!

He says he’s willing to do whatever it takes to find love....other than use an app on his phone. Because thet would be outrageous!

Ugh, what a mess. Does she even hear the crazy bullshit she spews?

There's a foot for every shoe, but who would want to date a mean girl who made a living out of outing gay people going through personal struggles and daily bulling people that have done nothing to deserve that? Let's face it, Mario won't get a date the same reason prissy catty gays don't get one, because they embody the worst side of human nature. No one wants to date a nasty personality whose only purpose in life is to put down other people like half of the fags here.

Mario isn't ugly he's actually kind of hot if he doesn't open his mouth ever. He has a horrible personality and money only made it worst. You can't change this kind of stuff.

It should be a federal crime for a unhinged person like that to adopt children. We're looking at cocked up young adults very soon. is children will have to deal with a nasty father forever. I'm not sorry for him he deserves everything he's getting. Karma is a bitch. Adoption should be reserved to mature and secure people with respect and empathy toward others. This queen has none of these.

R70 He's the biological father, they're not adopted.

r56

FOR THE WIN

I find it hard to believe he owns 2 condos in the Sierra Towers. That would be around 5 grand a month in HOA alone-assuming he paid cash for them.

R57. it's more his appearance than his mental state.

This is what he said over criticism of his outing people: "It upsets me that people think what I'm doing is a bad thing", Hilton told Access Hollywood. "I don't think it's a bad thing. If you know something to be a fact, why not report it? Why is that still taboo?"[

Here's the thing: outing masculine actors can hurt their livelihood. Nobody cares that Perez is out because he didn't make his living by appearing to be an object of desire to women who would not want to fantasize about a gay man.

He's alone? He should look in the mirror if he wants to know why.

Why do people have surrogates when they could adopt? Millions of unwanted babies go to waste every year.

It's pretty impossible to get an unwanted baby in the US if you're single and in your 30s like Perez. He would have to go to China or Ukraine and pay a fortune to buy one.

Aren't those countries anti-gay, R76?

r75 wrote: Millions of unwanted babies go to waste every year. LOL, "go to waste"?

R75 Nowadays, babies usually stay with their mothers. Most ofthe children available for adoption have been taken away from their parents and have numerous problems that few are quipeed to deal with.

The parts of the world where babies are available mostly don't allow gay adoption anymore.

^^ Equipped not quipeed. Fucks knows where that came from.

He’s not just a mean girl. I’ve been friends with a mean girl or two and they can be fun to hang out with. They can also be loyal and generous. I wouldn’t want to date one, but you could do a lot worse.

Like Perez. Because he’s an emotional wreck and totally erratic and unstable. Sobbing over nothing one moment and then giggling maniacally the next. Angry, sad, remorseful, optimistic—all before you’ve had your first sip of coffee. Imagine being the person who Perrz relies on for emotional support. Not just for a moment but for the long haul.

He should learn how to be happy with his kids and with hookers. Separately, of course.

Why are some people SO fucking obsessed with "finding love"? The desperation is more of a turn off than anything. Imagine on date # 1 - it's like a job interview for a permanent position of wife / housekeeper. No thanks!

“I’ve made room in my heart for you!”

r75, you can't ask someone to adopt a baby because you're worried about excess ones"going to waste." if heterosexual people can choose to have their own babies through reproductive means, why can't a gay man through the same?

if you're worried about excess babies "going to waste," then YOU adopt one.

Because he’s Perez Hilton!

I want someone to catfish him so hard that he has an epic breakdown...also for him to video the epic breakdown, because of course he would, so we can mock him.

Because he's terrible

He is a sick bastard and a vile creature!!

Ask any single mother of three how many men want to take on that baggage. Plus as previously noted he is Perez Hilton.

Exactly, r89. If he had to have kids then he should have stopped at one or two.and how many single women raise 3 from the get-go by themselves?

Because he wants the fairy take and believes he deserves nothing less.

**fairy tale

I can’t imagine that the kids will ever be a burden to Perez as long as he has a full-time nanny. The grandma is currently the primary caretaker. Perez trots them out for photo ops and then dumps them with the help when gets a last-minute invitation to a GLAAD event.

So if you date Perez, expect to see the kids for only a few minutes a day which is how long Perez can stand to be in their presence until he gets aggravated or bored. That way, you and he can spend your time fucking and cuddling! Enjoy!

He is the gay, D-List version of Mommie Dearest.

I wonder if he has midnight drunken rages when he gets rejected by escorts that aren’t THAT broke.

He owns a Chelsea brownstone in NYC he must be deeply in debt now, huge mortgage payments.

Wasn't that crazy mess talking about being an "addict" last month?

He's so awful, I'm surprised the wasn't cast as the Prince for season 2 of "Finding Prince Charming"

Yeah that explains why he’s trying desperately to rebrand himself as a likable celeb on those videos.because no one will hire him bc he’s unstable.

👋👋👋👋HELLO FRIENDS!👋👋👋👋

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He's so awful, I'm surprised the wasn't cast as the Prince for season 2 of "Finding Prince Charming"

Actually that would be fun to hate watch. Imagine the gross drama

Once a kid gets to five or six you can train it to take care of the other one. Really kids in pairs raise themselves.

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He looks a bit like Human Ken Doll before the Yolanda Hadid Foster surgeries.

He’s so fucking homely! And a nasty prick. No surprise that he’s alone. A true all around mess.

He is going to be filling bankruptcy again within the year.

I don’t care how desperate they are for camera time or how much you pay them—those gays would walk out of the house if Perez was cast as Prince Charming.

Imagine if it got drunk and handsy in the hot tub! Shudder.

I just don't understand what his "brand" is anymore.

He used to be snarky, but now he is a just a fawning brown-noser.

On the SJP vs. Kim Cattrall thing, instead of dishing the dirt, he just posted "Sarah is a true friend!"

So fucking boring. Aren't you supposed to be a GOSSIP columnist, not a PR hack?

[quote]I don’t care how desperate they are for camera time or how much you pay them—those gays would walk out of the house if Perez was cast as Prince Charming.

I disagree. That cast of fame whores is there for only one reason -- to get screen time for themselves. They would do whatever it took to get to the next episode -- and then do damage control on social media later.

Yeah if they’d fight over that gross poz hooker, why not Perez?

They would fight over Perez MORE thinking he would give them more publicity.

After all, the first Prince Charming was a nasty whore, but he was a complete UNKNOWN. Hilton is famous.

I could never kiss that. For anything. 🤮

How could you rationalize being Perez’s bf, even for a show?

Mean girls are never fun to hang out with unless you are one yourself and enjoy putting people down to feel good about yourself. People with any decency and morality avoid these types.

I would pretend I had a cold. "I can't wait until this cold is GONE [when they stop filming] so we can get BUSY!"

Tired of all these wealthy gay guys paying over $200,000+ for surrogates to have a kid! Kids are like buying a Channel pocketbook for some gay guys like Peres- an expensive accessory to show off!

Are you tired of wealthy straights buying kids too?

He famously lost weight on a "health" kick that involved horse asthma medication (used to speed up you metabolism) and meth. He was desparate to get any reality show judging job, He would have ate a live baby for American Idol. Lost his relationship with gaga because he was trying to sell the idea that he launched her career to get the job mentioned above.

I over anyone who spends hundreds of thousands dollars to buy a baby when there are so kids needing adoption.

He's siding with SJP over kim?

He must be retarded.

Getting into a relationship with him would be like going back in time and catching a ride home on the Titanic

He’s siding with SJP in the stupid fight with Kim (the very definition of “women’s business” that gay men love to meddle in) because SJP is the VIP in the very exclusive East Coast celeb clique. Seinfeld and SJP are at the top, surrounded by Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Kelly Ripa, etc.

He’d eat a baby to get the judging job on American Idol? He’d eat a nursery school to be welcomed into that gay-friendly celeb clique.

Maybe he is picky or has a certain type that he can't find. Money doesn't mean that you will find your soul mate.

Are you familiar with Perez? If he had a certain type that he couldn’t find, he would let us know. “Hey chubby Asians under 30 who love foot worship—hit me up!” He’d make hundreds of videos about it.

But no, he’s desperate for absolutely anyone willing to date him. He’s open to one and all.

He would reject anyone on his own level. You know he is waiting for someone way out of his league to come into his life and sweep him off his feet.

He is an unattractive human being.

Maybe because he dresses like an extra in War and Peace.

[quote]Mario isn't ugly he's actually kind of hot

...You're fucking joking right? I thought I'd heard everything, but JFC.

I've always wondered this, am I the only person creeped out by arms that are both skinny AND hairy? Thick hair on big beefy forearms, I don't have a problem with. But a carpet of hair on bony twig-like arms makes me uncomfortable, just looks so monkey-like.

She gets emotional sometimes!

I don't think there's a gay man anywhere on earth as tolerant of other's shortcomings as a boyfriend to Perez would need to be. Perez needs to be very careful in his search. A majority of men would probably end up killing him within the first 30 days of the relationship.

disgusting to look at and even worse to listen to that voice.

It's actually amusing that a toxic femme bottom who looks 50 and has three kids can't understand why the boy aren't flocking like flies to dog shit.

r129, that's the human comedy in high dosage right there!

Maybe he can't find a "boyfriend" because he's a hideous jerk. And I don't think he's a millionaire, so he can't use wealth as an aphrodisiac. And how in hell is he getting his hands on children? Does he seek out destitute pregnant teenagers and give them a little cash in exchange for them handing over their babies to him? God help those poor children.

Are those caked-on boogers in his nose? That might explain why he doesn't have a boyfriend.

Why doesn't he go on RuPaul"s Drag Race like everyone else?

He claims he is a top and has a big cuban cock. But then Andy Cohen claims the same thing...wait I got it Andy and Perez.

Because most of his have taste :)

Andy has money, he wouldn't date Perez.

Only the tackiest of tacky fags “brag” about being a top

He cries more easily than any gay man over 21 I have ever known. He cries about at the level of Tammy Faye.

Actually, Andy and Perez would make a good couple. One is a vapid self-absorbed suck ass and hanger-on who made a career off the backs of more famous people and the other is Perez Hilton.

Andy & Perez are perfect couple. Both are full of themselves & pretend to have money!

Andy has decent money and a good job, Perez?

Sad thing is Perez can lose weight but he’ll never lose that his ulgy heart, which is what truly makes him hideous and not worthy of a partner. The exterior definitely matches the interior. Even The Elephant Man was a kind and gentle soul despite all he endured.

Nothing kind about Miss Perez. He does deserve someone like Andy Cohan.

watch him on celeb big bro UK on u tube and

see what a cunt bitch he is

sad

Yep this is someone I wanna date 🤮🤢🙄

Andy likes hot twinks and can afford them. He wouldn't fuck Perez with Anderson's dick.

I’d love to see the reaction on his face when someone suggests to Andy that he date Perez Hilton.

Andy is a gay douche but at least he’s attractive and doesn’t have a personality disorder

Perez has OOmpa LOOmpa dwarf face on a normal sized height body.

Because of his pig face. He's going to have to pay for it or support it.

Because he traffics in emotional blackmail, because he has proven over and over again that he can't be trusted, because instead of working out he sucked all the fat out of his body and that's why his skin looks loose and devoid of nutrients, because of all the bad karma that he has manifested, because he is a LIAR.

NOBODY wants a boyfriend like that and the fame that is attached to him is infamy so anyone connected to him will get a huge eye roll.

Andy is a douche too and has had major plastic surgery to enhance his appearance, but he is still a nasty midget!

He is a perfect spouse for Andy Cohen!

Andy looks the same in old pictures- I don't see major surgery.

I feel bad for Perez Hilton's THREE children!

Especially when they look in the mirror someday and wish he’d used another man’s sperm like Michael J did with his kids

He needs to find the best shrink he can and do everything they tell him. Except group therapy. Nobody would respect his privacy and who could blame them?

Andy Cohen would never ever want to be even associated with somone like Perez, because they are both shameless social climbers and therefore competition to each other's social climbing agenda. They would murder each other for an invitation to a private BBQ hosted by Kim Catrall on some West Village roof top (and then run to "BFF" Sarah Jessica Parker to report to her about their findings regarding what went on on the party firsthand).

Perez, Jen Aniston wants her "woe is me and my single life!" shtick back. You need something new for getting attention.

"How could you rationalize being Perez’s bf, even for a show?"

There are worse fates.

Perhaps he could find a guy who's both deaf & blind? But then he probably smells too, so it still may not work.

[quote]I want someone to catfish him so hard that he has an epic breakdown...also for him to video the epic breakdown, because of course he would, so we can mock him.

LOL I ruv you

Hahah Andy Cohen is SUPER vain. On his show - he makes his make up artist use thick HD make-up and then the cameras have such a diffuse on them the whole show looks like it is shot through a cloud of dust. He and Perez would make a great couple. They could talk about how famous each of them are and hot big their dicks are.

^^^ While Andy has repeatedly referred to himself as a “power top”, I missed his bragging about having a big dick as well.

Andy Cohen has a micro penis, which doesn't get erect because of all the drugs he takes 24/7.

Tell us more, r165.

Isn't Andy a bottom anyway?

He and perez would be perfect for each other.

He is sooooooo fucking homely!!!

we were told to wait here for a mr hilton.....

I used to say no one deserves to be lonely...but then along came Perez and proved me wrong !

He's an embarrassment to anyone & everyone gay.

I love how now that’s he’s struggling financially he’s trying to re-brand himself as fun and cuddly since being a bitch stunt queen made him toxic.

Sorry, we’ve seen the real you.

Is his version of fun and cuddly just a crybaby? He needs a shrink.

He’s an asshole.

Cohen was asked by Khandi on his show if he had a small dick and he said "I am very happy with the size of my dick....very happy." He has bragged about it on Howard Stern as well.

I bet Bobby Trendy is single. They'd be perfect for each other.

Bobby ain't got time for that mess!

I don't think he's that rich. He had a lot of lawsuits over the years when he allegedly was using pap's pics without giving them credit. And you no longer see him ANYWHERE, except here! He used to be on tv every once in a while but I haven't seen him in a few years, so the offers must be drying up. Also, allegedly he's very LOUD. You'd need earplugs to be with him.

Even stars with actual talent that are a pain in the ass burn bridges get iced out because of their bad behavior. Perez has no real talent and is so toxic he glows. Nobody is going to willingly invite that kind of dysfunction into their project. They can’t say it’s nothing personal because it is. He is absolutely responsible for his own behavior and their consequences.

Andy Cohen and Perez Hilton wedding would over the top tacky!

Perez needs a man so his kids have a chance. Being raised by “Despicable Gay Me Me Me” is child abuse.

He’s riddled with STD’s which he refuses to treat, is dirty, is cheap, is HATED by industry casting people and has a posse of failures in his NYC stable, he has NOBODY in LA. Horrid!!

Regardless of how much money he may have, he won't land a 10. A 4 or 5 is achieveable. A 6 with a bit of luck. Aim lower Perez.

Please, miss perez doesn't need a boyfriend, She just hires high priced male hookers to fill her needs.

Perez & Andrew Cohen are a dream team couple!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

He has a stank sleeve, that's why.

[quote]Regardless of how much money he may have, he won't land a 10. A 4 or 5 is achieveable. A 6 with a bit of luck. Aim lower Perez.

Even in LA? It seems like everyone and their brother is a superficial gold-digger in LA. If Perez truly had money, one of those vapid empty LA whores would surely bite the bullet and leech onto him for it.

Could you have sex looking at THIS? Imagjne waking up to this face every morning?????

And the crying...imagine walking into the greengrocer's/at work/even just walking the dog and everyone says "oh yeah, saw your bf online crying AGAIN..."

ffs

He is confused, conflicted, and frustrated. He needs to get out of tinsel L.A. and get some good ole, real American pussy.

Perez was smart enough to turn Andy Cohen down for a date.

"Perez was smart enough to turn Andy Cohen down for a date."

Perez also turned Tom Daley down an introduced him to Dustin Black.

He must just be a nightmare to be around if he can't even find a guy who wants to use him for his money

Judas Priest, he’s busted looking!

He has no money you fuckwits!

Can he finance his own dating show? But he’d have to lie to the men to get them to commit to appearing on the show. And he’d have to lock the doors. And withhold food and water, only agreeing to provide it if the men interact with Perez.

I’d watch that show.

Andy Cohen would marry Perez in a Hollywood minute!

He’s about 1/39th of a millionaire. Do some research.

Maybe he just needs a matchmaker or love coach. Is Andy C still doing Love Connection?

He's not hot. It's pretty simple really.

He did the Millionaire Matchmaker show with Patty Stranger. She had a hard time funding someone for him (shock) but some desperate wannabe agreed to “date” him. It turned out that they sort of knew each other beforehand.

No surprise, Perez was into the disinterested wannabe. Once the cameras were gone, so was the desperate homo. Perez took the rejection in stride. More fish in the sea, etc. it’s probably on YouTube.

The problem is that Perez Hilton is a cunt. He is famous because he’s a cunt. He has money because he’s a cunt. Now that people are tired of him he’s trying to rehab his image and show he’s not really a cunt (just one on TV) by adopting kids and his hello friends!!!! videos. However, a bad reputation doesn’t go away in a day, especially when it’s founded on trashing people with power, influence, and money. Plus he’s old, unattractive and a single parent, which makes him a hard sell. He should go away and do volunteer work for awhile, show he has really has changed. But the truth is, he’s only famous for being a cunt, so what would he come back to? Most would say good riddance.

He decided he wanted to be famous at any cost, so now he’s paying the price.

Perez is famous for being a cunt... Then Andy Cohen and Perez are a match made in heaven!

Perez and Cohen can compete on who is the bigger cunt!

Why do people keep going on about Andy? He can actually get cute guys because he has a good job and money- neither of which apply to Perez.

Andy keeps posting on DL. Poor Andy Cohen can only get cute guys who are prostitutes which he pays for. Perez is far more wealthy than Andy Cohen is!

This thread is cool, Mario has that 'used to be fat but looks like he has a fuck load of loose hangy saggy skin and his face is so unfuckable'. And 3 children? Fucker is dreaming

THREE children? Like we need 3 little versions of him running around. He needs to find a childless, blind, deaf eldergay. Why would someone younger want to join a family already made?

Can we get back to Jimmy Garroppolo ? This shot is depressing AF.

I also saw him on Celebrity Big Brother in the UK and the ultimate verdict on him is he’s just a plain horrible person. He made a particularly unpleasant comment to Callum Best during an argument where he said something like “Shut up or I will bend you over and fuck you”. Callum Best is obviously hot and Perez clearly fancied him. However, if you saw this in context it was horrifying. As they were rowing and Hilton was effectively threatening to rape Best for real eg “I want you and I’ll just take you whenever I want”.

When he left, I was just disturbed this man was procuring and raising children. It doesn’t have anything to do with the gay thing. If a nasty mess of a woman was in that house and left to go back to playing single Mum to little children I’d be equally disturbed.

I don't know, there's something endearing about him. Sure, he's as popular as a bag of nuclear waste in entertainment industry circles. Yes, he's likely pathologically high drama but I bet he's also a hilarious confidante. There's also this earnest idealism he slips out every once in a while, where I bet he'd be fiercely loyal. And he has beautiful eyes.

Poor girl was dumped again!

R211=Perez himself

Beautiful eyes? Compared to whose?

Anyone who makes videos where they're cryibg about being dumped or losing a job deserves to be lonely. His poor children - here's hoping they inherited some intelligence from the woman who donated the eggs.

He speaks like someone who's unhinged.

I could only stomach one minute of that video of him ranting about being dumped before I'd had enough. Not only is he hard to look at, he's impossible to listen to. Awful.

R211 = insane person.

He really has no social skills at all. Does this bitch have ANY friends? Other people must be such a mystery to him that he doesn't even know that he doesn't understand them.

Of course he has friends! Paris and Nikki Hilton and the Kardashians and Lindsay Lohan! They’re his “ride or die” friends forever.

[quote]When he left, I was just disturbed this man was procuring and raising children.

Then it should be a relief to know that most likely, the kids are being raised by his own mother. He's just there for the selfies.

He should be reported to child services for all the selfies of him nude in bath tub with his children!

Ewwwwwwww

Please. Like Paris Hilton would ever be friends with this train wreck.

R221 not much of a relief considering she raised Perez to be a monster

His children shall murder him during a stormy night. And then eat his spleen

When will he marry his soul mate Andy Cohen?

He looks like a monkey.

I made it through 2:35 of the CBB youtube clip. The urge to sock her in the jaw was strong. I actually experienced increased heart rate watching something on a flat screen. I advise everybody not to watch that clip. It won't make your day. & she wonders why she can't find love? And BTW, are these 'celebs' tested for drugs? Whatever she's on, I never wanna take any!

Why do you have to misuse your personal pronouns r229? You sound like a bitter old queen from the 70's, not a good look for you. Does it make you somehow "more gay"?!?! So sad..

I bet you call woman fish too?? You have more in common with this Perez fellow than you think. Sad,lonely,bitter,catty queens...

Perez Hilton is a pimple on the backside of humanity. He’s another one that needs to just go away. Unfortunately he’s addicted to social media and fame whoredom so I doubt that will happen soon. And all the crocodile tears over having changed is simply because he has burned his bridges and is a miserable person to deal with. He hasn’t really changed. Give him another professional opportunity and watch him revert right back to the old Perez. He’s about as authentic as a 3 dollar bill.

He was bullied and beaten up a lot in his youth. The persecuted can easily become the persecutors. Doesn’t make it right, but I know too many people like this in the ellgeebeetee community.

I thought he was dating Andy Cohen?

"He should go away and do volunteer work for awhile"

THAT PIC OF HIS FACE PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT ALL UP

VERY FUG

PERSONALITY TO MATCH

(RARELY BATHES

He said on Howard Stern he just uses grindr - claims to have a "big ole cuban cock" and as soon as a trick starts talking he asks them to leave...I mean he sounds like a relationship dream boat!

[R230], I picked up that habit here. I think you're mean. I think you over react. I think I'm going to secretly put a hex on you. You're going to die. Right now. Bitch.

He has a very tiny Cuban pin of a cock!

AIDS

[quote] He’s riddled with STD’s which he refuses to treat,

I imagine he is terrified of TMZ leaking his doctor files if he would go to the doctor for something like STDs. I guess there is bad press even for someone like Perez.

I guess he has re-invented himself as a vaguebooking, professional "woe is me!" social media victim.

R237, you better check your shit.... Karma and threats ain't quite what you think... Apologize now, or suffer the consequences..... Never too late...

I eat shit.

Andy Cohen has been wanting to date and marry Perez for a few years.

Perez is single because he a self hating homophobe. His children should taken away by child welfare!

My favorite was his hilarious stalking of Lady Gaga in NYC then writing an open letter to her, forgiving her. LOL. Yeah nothing says marriage material like a deeeep thurst.

R27 hates African features. *rolls eyes* so what else is knew on DL?

Because he is hideously ugly on the inside and out. Creepy little troll face, and I don't buy the redemption act.

He should date Kevin Sessums. They are both self promoting, creepy and in media!

I seriously doubt Hilton is anywhere close to being as rich as the reports have claimed.

He will be a millionaire once he finds about $975,000.

1) His reputation precedes him. He is a bitchy queen who delights in making fun of others (so he'd be right at home on datalounge, but not necessarily marriage material). Karma is a bitch, and so is Perez Hilton.

2) He is a former-fatty (with the help of surgery) and I'm guessing he's putting the weight back on, and there's nothing judgemental gays hate more than someone who's out of shape.

3) He has 2 kids, so unless someone is looking for a Brady Bunch relationship, that's a cock-blocker.

4) He is a self-loathing gay man on record as saying, "I would prefer it if my son weren't gay."

Other than that, he's quite a catch. Then again, so is herpes.

Bernice! It's about your snout.

[quote]He said on Howard Stern he just uses grindr - claims to have a "big ole cuban cock"

LOL yea fucking right. He has the face and body type of a guy who'd have a straight-up micropenis, honestly. Nice try, P.

Your past does not separate from you once a new day comes. He forgets that (plus his personality is horrendous).

I didn't hate him until his season of Celebrity Big Brother, in which he cried incessantly. Poor representation, a woman who cries incessantly is just as irritating.

He's one of those people who will never be happy because he's always wishing he had what someone else has but he's too lazy to put the work in to actually get it.

Perez is lazy but even if he wasn’t, he could never be what he truly wants to be: a rich, thin white woman.

He hates Paris and Gaga and Lindsay and the rest because he resents not being one of them.

There's the example some other crazy poster was looking for re: aging of pug noses. OP's pic looks like he has a booger hanging around one of the openings. Not attractive.

OP = Helen Keller.

[R258] ... neither is Lindsay!

He's okay looking. It must have something to do with what kind of men he's interested in.

Those poor children.

R258 Not sure i'd put Lindsay on that list.

Perez needs to marry his equal as a douche, someone like narcissit writer, self promoting Kevin Sessums.

He is not okay looking R262. He's not even remotely attractive. You must be sight impaired.

Perez is dating Kevin Sessums again. They are the new big gay media power couple!

Did this guy play the lead Ape in Planet of The Apes?

Even if he can't find one, at least he can buy one.

Racist Roseanne @ R268!!!!!!!!!!

[quote]One of the few cases where a fat mess looked just as bad thinner.

Him and Jonah Hill

"A millionaire?"

Poppycock!

Well, I guess there are some guys who are hot for a poppy cock.

What was he thinking by acquiring THREE children as a single man? Who did he imagine would come into his life and be enchanted with all four of them, plus the presence of granny/nanny to boot? Who could fucking afford to look after all of them?

Plus, most people have imperfect features that others overlook due to positive personality traits, but in his case, he could spend months getting procedures done and still look...like him.

His only hope is therapy with a seriously tough shrink/therapist, and trying to help people other than himself. The world does not need any more videos of him crying and whining over petty shit.

Forcing people (children) to be dependent on you is a way to create “love” in a loveless life. Plenty of people have been doing that for hundreds of years.

I thought he was going to marry Kevin Sessums?

He needs a gift psychotherapist and an equally gifted plastic surgeon.

Frankenberry needs a mail order husband!

It's called beating a dead horse, darling.

He is rich! Surprised no gold digger wants Perez?

Kevin Sessums is the perfect husband for Perez!

Christian Siriano is newly single. Perhaps he could be Perez’s lover.

[quote]The persecuted can easily become the persecutors. Doesn’t make it right, but I know too many people like this in the ellgeebeetee community.

This. Repeatedly. DL is rife with them.

[quote]Perez is lazy but even if he wasn’t, he could never be what he truly wants to be: a rich, thin white woman.

He [italic]is[/italic] white.

Because there aren’t any other Romulans on earth?

Those nostrils make Dionne Warwick’s nose look aquiline in comparison.

The voice is very irritating.

What makes anyone think he doesn't have one?

Kevin Sessums has been trying to date and marry Perez all summer!