New York theatre queens: let's talk male stage nudity

Tom Berklund’s cock was the only decent thing about the ‘15 revival of BENT in LA.

Jake Silbermann in that dreadful Three's Company spoof.

Play was predictable and odd but his cock needed its own zip code.

Has anyone seen Daniel Radcliffe's dick on stage?

Yes, R3. He’s definitely a grower.

Sorry, I can’t think of one that even comes close to (the then very young, extraordinarily handsome and hung like a horse)) James Remar’s nude scene n “Bent” (1980).

Doesn’t quite fit the category, since it was almost 40 years ago, but John Slattery in The Lisbon Traviata. Impressive.

Radcliffe fluffed and had a semi at the matinee of Equus that I saw. Nice.

Oh, who gives a shit? I'm waiting for the nude Broadway debut of French fawn TimOTay, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal!

Take Me Out.

Maxwell Caulfield looked great naked in My Night With Reg

Did Joe Mantello have nude auditions for Take Me Out? How could he know that every single one of those actors had a fabulous dick?

Take Me Out is the champ for the sheer amount of quality cock on stage. Didn't Mantello add the nudity? He's the king of gratuitousness.

R12, it’s written into the script.

Remar is so gross in Sex and the City, but wow, he was in BENT. I didn't know that. I googled him and you're right, he was extremely cute!

I'm with R5.

Zac Efron in the 2016 Equus. Way better than Daniel Radcliffe.

Radcliffe is neither grower nor shower.

Is this the Off Broadway play in which one of the actors intentionally appeared on stage with a full erection every night?

Yep, r18. Can't remember his name. Big hard-on he worked up before stepping out on stage. Sexy and pointless!

Clearly none of you actually go to the theatre. It was Stanley Tucci (w. Edie Falco) in Frankie and Johnnie. THREAD CLOSED.

Saw that, r20. What a great cock and balls he had.

Jude Law in INDISCRETIONS. Before he was a huge star. He got out of a bathtub onstage.

r2 yes i saw him in Equus and I sat on stage too.

Who's the guy who writes these icky plays where people fuck one another? He's a fat black guy. There was a satire of him that was very spot-on.

Few years ago Logan Marshall Green was in an off broadway play that took place behind glass. At one point he was naked and was struggling with other characters and they pressed him up against the glass, right in front of me. Nice surprise.

r25, I think that was a play by Adam Rapp, who also loves to get his actors naked.

It's not a New York production, but in "The Curing Room" all 7 actors are nude for the entire play.

"Pucker Up and Blow," r24.

^The playwright being parodied in the play above is Bradshaw (according to the review).

I had tickets to The Curing Room at Edinburgh a few years ago.

My friend got lost and we missed the show. I'm still kicking myself.

Don't forget us!

I saw the production of "Making Porn" with Ryan Idol and the late Blue Blake in the cast (both nude as well as 1 other actor).

Remar is a gifted actor, R14. He plays a sleazy character in SATC.. Although, admittedly, he brings a level of complete believability to the many lowlife characters his career has brought his way, in day-to-day life he’s much more likable than you’d expect. And, by the way, for a man of any age, much less one in his mid-sixties, Jamie still looks amazing in the buff!

maxwell full frontal in play with jessica tandy on bway a loong time ago.

very hot !!! and he was too.

ryan was ok in making out

but jeff stryker was damn funny in his sex one man show/ some comedy/ quite surprised at his skills

James Remar has a big daddy weiner? Mmmmmmm

indeed

yes i saw jude law also in that Indescretions play, with 2 great ladys, i forgot their names...

his dik was big

fun gr8 show

"Big"? Very!

"Daddy"? Assuredly!

"Weiner"? Absolutely not!

When you imagine Remar, think in terms of "kolbasa", R36!

Are there any pictures of Stanley Tucci nude in "Frankie & Johnny"? Please let there be nude pictures of Stanley Tucci.

"Close, but no cigar", so to speak, R39.

(Well, maybe, in the center photo, just enough "cigar" to make smoking acceptable.)

What about that guy with the African-sounding name who supposedly had an ENORMOUS schlong a year or two ago?

R38 Kielbasa? That's making my hole twitch.

Someone in Terrence McNally's The Lisbon Traviata walked on stage naked, but I can't remember who it was. It was not Nathan Lane, I do know that. (The performance I saw was also attended by Leonard Bernstein -- in what looked like a full-length sable fur coat -- and a boy toy in very tight leather pants.)

R22 It was clearly a tub full of very hot water he emerged from in Indiscretions. Lovely way to be introduced to Jude Law before he broke into film.

R41 whoooo?

John Slattery appeared fully nude in The Lisbon Traviata.

It was his introduction to NY audiences. And he was a brunette back then. All of him.

I would lick every inch of Mr. Slattery.

R42- kielbasa or kolbasa, the choice is yours. I chose kolbasa because the Remafs had Russian roots. Either way, we’re talking about a hole-twitch making schlong when we mention Jamie’s!

[quote] Clearly none of you actually go to the theatre.

Now there's an eldergay hissing throwdown if I ever heard one!

Complete with proper T H E A T R E spelling.

Do NOT mess with Miss R20!

But improper spelling of the play's title. It's "Frankie and Johnny..." Snap!

Would this be in the LEGITIMATE theatre?

This reminds me that Terrence McNally had dick display in a lot of his plays: FRANKIE & JOHNNY, THE LISBON TRAVIATA, LOVE! VALOR! COMPASSION! SWEET EROS...to name just the ones I know.

Add the names Bradshaw, Rapp and Daniel Talbott in recent times for showing gratuitous cock.Maybe not very legitimate but they are excellent exploiters of actors!

Who gets naked in Terrence McNally’s new play? I see there are warnings about nudity, but haven’t seen anything about who it is. If Jay Armstrong Johnson is showing peen it might be worth the price of admission - even though I’ve seen his pics and video already.

r54, there's actually no nudity in McNally's new play even though the subject matter screams for it!

(R10) Sam Trammell was memorably naked in that play, too

(R18) 'Pied Pipers of the Lower East Side' - very funny play with a very funny and gratuitous erection.

Daniel Talbott NEVER misses an opportunity to write in or stage gratuitous male nudity. I've seen maybe four plays by him and they all involved extensive male nudity including adolescent gay sex, male rape, pissing onstage, erections. He's a horny motherfucker!

R54 Jay doesn't get naked but the other young actor does. He walks out naked draped in a sheet. You can see his ass and a brief frontal depending on where you sit and where the sheet drifts.

Not that it matters, but Maxwell Caulfield was naked with Jessica Tandy at the Public Theater on Lafayette Street. Not Broadway. The play was SALONIKA. While we did get a peek at Caulfield's dick, he spent a full 20 minutes laying face down in the sand and one could perform a thorough examination of his gorgeous posterior from just about any seat in the house.

My favorite on-stage male nudity was Ralph Seymour in EQUUS. He and Tony Perkins were spectacular together. I went back to see Perkins one more time, but Seymour was gone and replaced by a wimpy blonde who did nothing for the role. Or for me. Blecch.

Before he got naked in Little Dog Laughed, Tom Everett Scott had a brief full frontal nude scene in an off broadway play with Cynthia Nixon. It was a nice surprise.

That was The Country Club, R60.

Stanley Tucci is so fucking HOT!

R41: that would be Gbenga Akinnagbe in the New Group production of Thomas Bradshaw's "Burning".

And apparently yes, it was a sight to behold.

Sorry, no. Akinnagbe was in Thomas Bradshaw's "Intimacy".

Didn't do much for me, R60

The more dick the better, I say.

r65 I guess Rojo Caliente's must be bigger than Tom's.

The Country Club was written by Douglas Carter Beane, no stranger to male stage nudity.

Paul Rudnick's The Greatest Story Ever Told also had spectacular male nudity. I saw it up at Williamstown with (young!) Bobby Cannevale......can't remember who the other guy was....Jay Goede, I think? Also saw it in NY with.....Alan Tudyk maybe?

Yep, r68, you're right--Alan Tudyk.

Bobby Carnevale must have been tasty looking as fuck...that cock out live. Damn.

Alan Tudyk is adorable. What was his bod like? You recall, r68?

Here you go, R70.

^But the cock, the cock! Sizemeat, please!

That's lovely, r71.

The 2 "great ladys " in Indiscretions were Kathleen Turner and Eileen Atkins. Cynthia Nixon and the great Roger Rees were also in that.

And Jude Law with a FULL head of bleached platinum blonde hair, climbing nude out of a bathtub. Curiously, I don't remember if his carpet matched his drapes.

Yet, with all of that, Indiscretions was a big bore.

[quote]John Slattery appeared fully nude in The Lisbon Traviata. It was his introduction to NY audiences. And he was a brunette back then. All of him.

Now THAT I would have liked to have seen. I kind of assumed John Slattery was one of those silver foxes who aged into their good looks, but, nope, looks like he was always hot.

Anyone know what play this is from?

I saw Indiscretions but have little memory of it, except yes, wonderful Roger Rees and Eileen Atkins. Was Cynthia Nixon her usual mannered self? I remember a very jumpy dick naked Jude Law springing out of the tub, junk a-floppin'.

r75, the picture name says John in Cakewalk. He's shown his cakes as well.

John Slattery's adorable (smallish) ass.

One actor I always loved from 80's horror films Kevin (Blair) Spirtas was in two off broadway shows about 10 years ago where he was full frontal a lot. One of them was part of a festival and was in this very small theatre. The set was really just a bedroom and the seats were literally right next to it. So there he is just sitting naked on the bed right next to me.

Another more recent that I enjoyed was Dan Ambroyer from "Younger". He showed it all off broadway a year ago. I had heard he had a nude scene when I arrived. It was general admission so you chose your seat when you arrived. The theatre was this long room with seats on both sides. On one end was a desk, then came a kitchen table and then finally a set of gym lockers. I figured that is where the nudity would probably happen so I sat near there. I was right.

IIRC Cakewalk was a 2 character play about Lillian Hellman and her affair with a younger man. In the 1990s I saw it off-Broadway and it starred Linda Lavin and that cute actor from All My Children who played Tad......what was his name?

I think Slattery starred in an earlier version that was done at ART in Cambridge.

Lavin wore a long mink coat and the young actor wore a bathing suit. No nudity. That's all I can remember.

Terrence McNally's infamous Corpus Cristi also had some stage nudity. Anson Mount as gay Jesus and Josh Lucas as gay Judas both bared all at the end of the play.

But if it's thought of at all, the play is mostly remembered for the picket lines outside of City Center (both yea and nay) and the metal detectors at the ticket lines in the lobby (before 9/11).

"...that cute actor from All My Children who played Tad......what was his name? "

Michael Knight

Kevin Spirtas is, or was, hot. And he's gay.

R83 He's still hot....just older

I almost had sex with Kevin Spirtas in the early 2000s. Wish I had. I was shy.

For those who have posted that they have seen a particular actor nude on stage, please post a complete dick report.

Jamie... post "Bent", R86 ... just a hint of the treasure "Bent"'s audiences treasured.

Thanks! Very nice soft one there.

By "dick report" I mean this can be a verbal description; length, shape, color, girth, cut/uncut, angles and degree of hardness, bush, balls and so forth. Or feel free to include photos, video, drawings, sculpture, papier-mâché, schematic diagrams, musical homages, interpretive dance and so forth. But the verbal description is the most useful if it comes from live observations.

Love! Valor! Compassion! is due for a revival.

I also think L!V!C! is due for a revival, but I wonder if producers or even theaters like MTC (who originally produced it and so many of his other 1990s plays) are not into Terrence McNally right now, especially after the bad reviews of his last few new plays.

I loved everything about L!V!C! so I'm always surprised by all the disdain it receives here. I hope people aren't put off by the film version which was a real misfire.

I’d like to see Corpus Christi.

There are videos of "Lisbon Traviata" and the Stanley Tucci "Frankie and Johnny" at the Lincoln Center Theatre on Film collection. You need to state a valid research reason to watch these (or other filmed stage productions), although you can say that you're thinking of directing or producing a production or looking for audition material, and that's usually sufficient. Slattery and Tucci were both gorgeous. Good plays, too -- actually when I saw the play Slattery went on for Anthony Heald and someone else when on for Slattery , so I had missed seeing him nude live and finally caught up.

Daniel Anzuelo had an agreement with the play and Actors Equity that his character could have a hard-on when he turned around in a scene in "Intimacy". Very hot scene, though the actor said said all the preparation 8x a week made him tired. hehe

There was an off off broadway revival of L!V!C! some years back with Sebastian La Cause as Ramon. Sorry, R86 , I'm getting old, I don't remember dimensions, but it was nice.

This guy who I've seen on the tv show "Marvelous Mrs. Maisel." Saw him in a play called years ago called "Rules of the Universe." I knew the director Daniel Talbott, so I went. I have a pretty good memory of it because the entire play took place site specifically in a men's toilet, which was memorable enough, but he also had quite a memorable member. Per r86/r88's Dick Information Network, requesting a full dick report, here's my verbal description. It's based on a rather quick flash, but I was right in front (only a few feet away), I have a photographic memory for dick, and he was fucking cute and quite hung.

Description of scene: A flash of cock after unzipping and pulling it out from his jeans. I recall him maneuvering his trouser snake past the treacherous teeth of his zipper, and it hung out out of his jeans for about 3 seconds, long enough to burn into my brain Length: LARGE (that I definitely remember--maybe 5 inches) Girth: Good thickness--a solid inch, maybe more Cut/Uncut: Cut, with a large head, shitake mushroom shaped Degree of hardness: Soft Bush/Balls: A few stray hairs of dark bush; balls not seen

As I said, it was intended to be little more than a flash as he fished his cock out to initiate a blowjob from the other actor before the blackout. But it was such an impressively sized wang, with perfect proportions, that his dick has stayed in my brain ever since.

Thanks! You made my day.

You're welcome! Now everyone can say when they see him on the show: "Hey! That guy's got a big cut dick!"

5, R94? Large?

r97, five inches of shaft and probably an inch and a half of cap. That's close to 7 inches. The head of his cock was big, I sure remember that.

I adore dong talk.

I want more John Slattery pics

7 inches of what I assume was flaccid is probably a big fuckin' dick once hard.

Flaccid as reported. 7 inches becomes a big hard cock.

Who does Johnstone play on Mrs. Maisel? I'm not recognizing him from the photos.

No ones seen Adam Driver, even in his off-Broadway roles?

Daniel Talbott's cockfest play "Slipping" featured Driver, Seth Numrich and MacLeod Andrews doing gay things to each other. Full frontal gay sex scenes. Almost every Talbott play features cock front and center.

Daniel Talbott is my new hero. I wish his plays would come to my city.

Do any gays really like Adam Driver?? I thought he was a straight girl thing.

Did Seth Numrich go frontal, R105?

WHET him? He was supposed to be the next big thing circa Golden Boy.

He sure did, r108.

So envious. I can't believe I missed it.

Daniel Talbott is quite the cock wrangler: soap star Chris Stack in Talbott's ZIMBABWE showed uncut cock. Will Pullen washed his cock and balls as a prelude to violently ass fucking Will Bellant in GRAY. I saw them both. Talbott's name is synonymous for gratuitous male nude scenes.

Adam Driver went full frontal?

r112--no. He seemed to be the only one who didn't submit to Talbott, or for some reason Talbott didn't write him in a nude scene, though he easily could have.

Do the live dicks sell more tickets?

He also was responsible for "Afterclap," too.

You think it hurts, r114?

R114, goodness, yes. I build my entire theatre season around peen.

"Afterclap" was nuts.

As in low-hanging?

As in everything.

In the 90's there was a completely gratuitous production Off-Broadway - at the Douglas Fairbanks, I believe - called "Party." Totally stupid, silly, tamed-down cousin to Boys In The Band. They all play truth or dare, or something. No one was particularly hot - but the audience was packed with the gays, pretending we were there to attend sophisticated theatre. Everyone was naked on stage for pretty much the entire play. Totally gratuitous. It actually was a fun evening romp - but only because it delivered everything that we all came there to see.

Daniel Talbott, cockmeister auteur.

^That hair. Oh dear.

Daniel Talbott is straight, married, with a son. Wonderful guy. Didn't know he was into nudity!

I saw "Party" in LA in the 90s and that started my lifelong crush on Vince Gatton, who was the cutest thing in the world. Wonderful actor, still is. Very handsome. Great fucking cock, too.

[quote]I loved everything about L!V!C! so I'm always surprised by all the disdain it receives here

i remember dating someone who thought its title was pronounced as if it were "Love! Velour! Compassion!", and now I can't think of the title without giggling.

r124, he identifies as bisexual, and his focus seems to be male nudity.

When I bought my tickets over the phone, R125, that's how Fran Fine pronounced it, "Love! Velour! Compassion!"

The original production of PARTY had a cast that included DL fave, David Pevsner.

I saw PARTY in some theatre in the West 40s. I don't remember a thing about it.

So in the assfucking play, was it actual assfucking?

(I imagine that would be hard to pantomine)

No, there wasn't actual penetrative ass fucking, obviously. There was one actor face-slapping the other actor, then yanking down his undies while simulated humping him from behind. David Anzuelo, who showed his erect cock in Intimacy, choreographed the rape.

Sam Shepard's off-Bway play, Curse of the Starving Class, featured full-frontal with Bradley Whitford way back when he was hunky. Then they did a production in LA starring a then unknown Woody Harrelson. Yes, Woody showed his woody.

[quote] Yes, Woody showed his woody.

Tee-hee!

Anybody seen the new cast (ahem) members in AFTERGLOW?

Although I liked the show, none of the original cast had particularly impressive cocks

Describe, please, r134. Rate the cocks, etc.

R135, three handsome white guys with 3 perfectly average cut dicks. To be honest, for a play that takes place in NYC you'd think one of them would've been a person of color

I well remember seeing young hunky Brad Whitford in that Shepard play off-Broadway in the mid-1980s but what I also remember was that he carried a lamb onstage when he was nude and the lamb just barely covered his privates. Nevertheless, it was an unforgettable image. His hairy ginger young body and the lamb's white wool coalescing.......

Kathy Bates played his mom.

Wish I'd seen that production, r137--for all those reasons!

R137 Yes - that's correct. I saw it in previews and he held the lamb high above his genitals. Maybe he held the lamb in a different spot on different nights depending on his mood and the size of his meat that night.

Bradley Whitford was still really hot in his 40s. Didn't realize he was (originally?) a ginger, though.

All the old productions featuring the young cock of the hot studs who've now grown into elegant dotage on tv and film! I just wish James Naughton had displayed his cock and ass in his heyday.

Oh, yes, that would've been nice, R141. As a child of the 80s and early 90s I remember finding 30 and 40-something James Naughton so damn sexy in minor film and tv roles like the ex-husband on Who's the Boss or Drew Barrymore's sexy, boxers-wearing dad in Stephen King's Cat's Eye..

Yes, James Naughty was definitely a hot piece of ass, even more so than his stripping brother David.

It's a shame it wasn't cable instead of network tv when they rebooted Planet of the Apes for television, starring James Naughty. They could have gotten at least a nice tight ass shot of him, like they did Chuck the Buck Heston in the movie.

I had a crush on James Naughton when the Planet of the Apes series was on (1974, I think).

Look at Jimmy's right (his right) nip. Looks like some whore's mouth had just been doing overtime.

And Jimmy was called onto the set before his partner there nursed on his left.

Miss me?

I would love to work on evening that left one out.

Did anyone see Julian Ovenden in the London revival of My Night With Reg?

As in the priss from Downton Abbey?

Does he show peeper on stage in that one?

So many posts and no mention of DL favorite, David Pevsner. Interesting.

He (and all the rest of the cast) were naked in the off-Broadway comedy PARTY. It played in the Douglas Fairbanks Theater, a small house with only 199 seats. I was friends with the box office treasurer. When friends were in town, he would always issue them tickets for the center of Row A. Bless him!

From that vantage point, there wasn't anything you couldn't see but the actors' buttholes. David was always well received.

[quote]So many posts and no mention of DL favorite, David Pevsner. Interesting.

Do you have trouble reading?

[quote]The original production of PARTY had a cast that included DL fave, David Pevsner.

Is Afterglow worth seeing!?

"Do you have trouble reading?" Thank you, R153. So much more to the point than, "Pardon me, I believe there is an error."

Did your mother never pick you up? Or did she never put you down?

Apparently it was news that then-twink actor Vince ("Party") Gatton was keeping his clothes on for his latest gig.

Clearly r155 is working through some issues

Austin Cauldwell captured nude on someone's phone during a performance. Why don't people do this more often?

Mike Doyle was also captured on camera nude when he did that Paul Rudnick show "The New Century." Of course his cock is all over the place, as Mike wants it to be, I'm sure. Since he's getting older he wants us all to remember what he looked like 10 years ago. Is he still with Andrew Rannells? Or should I say is Andrew still with him, since Rannells is younger and more successful?

There was cell phone footage of Doyle's dick.

^I'm sure Doyle's dick is on many cell phone cameras.

Mike Doyle is 50, so that qualifies him to be an eldergay.

Mike Doyle's dick is another one of those "I was at Woodstock" moments where if everyone who claims to have seen it actually did see it.....we'd have to rent a stadium.

Maybe Pevsner wasn't a focus of this thread because we've seen every inch of him splattered all over Tumblr. No mystery left in that sack of apples.

Does backstage count? In the theatre, that’s where the real dickshows are!

I actually did see Mike Doyle's dick because I saw that show. Not only that, I saw Doyle's ass when he was bent over getting a coke suppository in a little play called Lowlife that was years earlier. The lead guy in that went dick naked in that as well--an uncut guy whose name I can't remember.

Mike Doyle yet again went nude in a gay play called Burning Blue. Just his ass. I saw that, too.

Of course it counts, r164, if you have stories!

David Pevsner is a perfect example of less is more.

Pevsner is so old he's incontinent even in a nude photo shoot.

Poor old dear.

Ah r121 I saw that too. Yes it was a most thoughtful and provoking evening. Anytime I hear The Carpenters “Close To You” I recall the final scene in the play. Yum!

Yes r150 I did. I really don’t recall much about Mr Ovenden to be honest. I think it was a mix of low lighting and stage props so you didn’t see very much. The original West End production as I recall seemed to show a whole lot more of Joe Duttine and Anthony Calf who played the roles then. It was I thought a far superior production.

I remember a good number of years ago seeing The Full Monty on Broadway and where we were sitting in the theatre meant that despite the dazzling light effect as they take off their g- strings we got a very good view of the entire cast.

R121 / R169 I saw PARTY while on a business trip to Chicago (where it originated) and thought it was hysterically funny. Yes the nudity was gratuitous, but why not? (in the production I saw, none of the cast were showers, FWIW)

So sad Ted Bales died so young. at 35 (far right). I thought he was very talented.

[quote] I remember a good number of years ago seeing The Full Monty on Broadway and where we were sitting in the theater meant that despite the dazzling light effect as they take off their g- strings we got a very good view of the entire cast.

Patrick Wilson tells a very funny story about the night they were performing 'Let It Go' and the men realized the lights were not synchronized properly. Of course, they couldn't stop the number, so they soldiered on, and when the final reveal came, the THE FULLY MONTY became NAKED BOYS SINGING

I think you'd be safe if you called Vince Gatton's asshole a bussy. At least in the "Party" era. Perhaps now it's more of a mussy.

Ah, the memory of a buff Tom Hulce's meat in "Equus".

Describe, please r174. Cut/uncut/size/girth.

Vince Gatton was beautiful then and he's beautiful now.

I think he's a bit Vic Damonish.

Patrick Wilson needs to be naked more often

Tom Hulce had sizemeat. It was cut, and thick and probably about 8 inches.

Tom Hulce in his lithe beauty in Equus. Unfortunately he's gotten fat as he's aged.

[quote] It was cut, and thick and probably about 8 inches.

Now 5 as his gunt has eaten 3 of it

Has Vince Gatton presented hole?

I bet it smells like Chanel.

I wonder if The Full Monty will get a revival with the truly full Monty.

R183 They really should. Both the show and the movie wimped out on that.

Agreed, r184. And that would be a great advertising ploy.

Did Ted Bales die of the AIDS?

[quote] Did Ted Bales die of the AIDS?

I don't think so. He died in 2000 at age 35, and the cause of death was given as primary pulmonary hypertension (high blood pressure in the lungs). It's a rare lung disorder.

Given the fact that he was openly gay, and it wasn't 1985, if he'd died from AIDS, there would've been no reason not to include it in the obituary.

Mary!

Mary yourself, r188!

But primary pulmonary hypertension can be caused by HIV, R187.

And a Ted Bales is in a list of Chicagoans lost to AIDS.

More! More!!

Yes! Yes! I'll go...

That young dude in the pic in r28 was nude. Saw the play. He's a grower! Bushy and big balls.

^Oh, and cut.

I’ll tell you what WASNT hot...kevin sessums in Eqqus. We all began vomiting, and running around like the theater was burning down! We thought it was actually a WOMAN!....(this was before “trans” was a thing). My partner still tells me that I will never be forgivin for scorching his corneas...watching sessums fruit it up with her Billy Jean King hairdo was the LOW POINT in our thee aye terrr going career.... HE STANK

[quote] I actually did see Mike Doyle's dick because I saw that show. Not only that, I saw Doyle's ass when he was bent over getting a coke suppository in a little play called Lowlife that was years earlier.

Hey, diddledee! An actor's life for me!

Found a Datalounge thread on Kevin Sessums from a few years back. Someone posted:

"I didn't know that he started out as an actor and was nearly cast on Bway in EQUUS, but according to him, did not do all that well on the casting couch."

r194--you actually saw Sessums in the show?

Young Miss Sessums was very much in the Equus-twink pantheon.

Peter Firth obv had the bigger dick, though.

BTW, this shot is on eBay and can be yours for $99.99. It's titled "gay icon."

dan amboyer in gurney's "squash" at the Flea a couple of years ago....the body of a greek god, as the material required. no dong though

[quote]the body of a greek god, as the material required. no dong though

Was he born without one, or was it lost in an accident?

He donated it to a friend who was transitioning to male.

Eldergays, who have ever seen Richard Cox on stage ?

Eldergays : Have you ever seen Richard Cox on stage ?

PIX OF LEE PACE NUDE FROM ANGELS IN AMERICA PLEASE !!!!

R203, I saw it, it's very, very nice. Big balls, average length. And his body is absolutely beautiful.

Cut?

Saw Lee Pace in his first NY show. Was frontally naked in it. My memory hazy, but he was beautiful

R206 Do you mean The Credeaux Canvas? About two painters and a girl tangled up in a scheme with fake art and a love triangle?

we await pix from u ballsy theatre goers.

JUST DO IT

yes, of lee pace in angels !!!

yes credeux canvas Thanks

Yes, cut, from what I could see.

Did any of these guys trim up their pubes for the big reveal? I'd guess they let them grow naturally; it's more noticeable when they are groomed. Were any of the guys overly bushy? That's something I'd love to see...

Mike Doyle looked trimmed pretty tightly, R212, when I saw him. I'd like to have seen them natural, but that's just me.

more comments on the full frontals plz....no brave queenies take pix and run??

What about AUDIENCE nudity?

I sucked my man's cock on the back row, 2 corner seats. some old lady saw but she kept her trap shut.

"Were any of the guys overly bushy? That's something I'd love to see..."

r212, yes, indeed--the young guy in the middle of the picture below being felt up was quite bushy.

^"He is full-frontally nude in the key scene..."--Time Out review

Last year, a friend of mine was asked to let his pubes grow out for a role in regional theater. I don't remember the play, but it may be a period piece of some sort. He is a very good-looking guy, and I had never seen him naked, so I was particularly curious about the particulars. It felt like a prick-tease at the time.

Can you grow out your pubes like the hair on your head? I guess he regularly trimmed, your friend, so that was how he grew them out?

Of course, keeping the bush very short and trimmed makes the cock more prominent. Showing a very full bush on stage does limit the amount of cock that can be seen. Hence Mike Doyle with his manicured pubes and cock ring.

pubes are unsanitary....

Only if your bush is a sanctuary for crabs.

When I saw "Take Me Out", I noticed none of the guys had manscaped in any way. They were supposed to be "macho", maybe this was a way to convey that.

Jeremy Sisto was showering in one production of "Take Me Out". I wish I had known that at the time. I would have bought front row seats.

They all showered in Take Me Out.

TAKE THE DAM PIC OF LEE AND RUN LIKE HELL OUTTA DA THEATRE......K???

Kyle Dean Massey or Taylor Frey ever get naked onstage?

Oh Calcutta, everyone was naked at some point.

[quote]Jeremy Sisto was showering in one production of "Take Me Out".

That was the LA production at the Geffen. He was truly resplendent.

Lee Pace Must have fluffed himself the other night at Angels because he definitely had a semi when I saw it

r231, can you describe his resplendency? Size, etc.?

Actually, one of the Latino actors (who had few if any lines) in Take Me Out definitely had a trimmed bush. I remember it distinctly because I had never seen one before (Hey, it was 2002 and I was young!).

And, believe me, I remember this very distinctly because I saw the show about 6 times.

[quote]Oh Calcutta, everyone was naked at some point.

Yes, unfortunately.

Oh cmon R234, it was a fun show

Were Taylor Frey and Kyle Dean Massey in Oh, Calcutta?

considering how tall lee is, to say its average must mean 9 inches

r235 Seriously?

Does the sauna scene in FROZEN count? That Tom Schumacher is soooooo edgy.

Details on Sisto, r230?

Yes, do describe Sisto, R230, every detail of the goods.

I'm sure it's been mentioned, but I had 3rd row center for Daniel Sunjata in Take Me Out. Oh Man!!!!

Lee had a semi when I saw it. Nice girtb

Any news on Garfield nudity in Angels in America?

I saw the first previews, and Garfield takes his shirt off, but no nudity. But Lee Pace more than makes up for it!

What is the equipment like on Lee Pace? Bushy?

Saw it last week. Lee's dick is average. Like average average. Not average for his height.

Body looks great. He's keeping his ass super-tight for the new vampire boyfriend.

Would someone please give us a description of Lee Pace's pubes? It's like we're dancing around them, (and I might rather be dancing in them...)

I agree. The bushes of these thespians should not be overlooked.

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus of course.

Radcliffe had a semi when I saw it. Bravo.

Russell Tovey's nude scene from "Angels."

Matthew Broderick in Night Must Fall.

Google "John Slatterly penis" and all you get is Jon Hamm bulge shots.

link at r252 doesn't work

I saw Take Me Out on Broadway in April 2003. The shower scene where all the actors come onto the stage completely naked was SO HOT! They all had big beautiful cocks. There are high quality photos of the original cast in the shower scene. Just google it.

Beautiful smallish cut cock on the actor in r28. Full bush, big balls. Enjoyed it.

When I saw "Lisbon Traviata" off-Broadway years ago, one of the lead actors was out (not Nathan Lane), and John Slattery, whose character enters nude, played the other bigger part and Slattery's understudy went on for him. But, it turns out Lincoln Center's Theater on Film Collection has a video of original cast and Slattery is seen in full-frontal glory. Beautiful and with dark hair back then. Nathan was very funny as usual.

Matt Bomer in "Boys In The Band", beautiful ass

Adam Kantor

Not on Broadway, in London late 90s.

Burning Blue done in a venue SO small you could tell the religion of individual actor's. 1 was in prime suspect with Helen mirren at the same time.

Brendan Coyle (Mr Bates on Downton) in a 90s revival of 70s play The Changing Room set in the changing room of a Norther rugby league club. Wall to wall cock for nearly 2 hours.

The Blue Room with Kidman and Iain Glen. He cartwheeled across stage and thankfully showed a lot more for a lot longer than she did. Andrew Lloyd Webber sat on my row in the tiny donmat theatre..

Jason Isaacs and Daniel Craig in angel's in America at the national. James wilby playing gay and naked again in a patriot for me.

Don't know if on stage nudity is so common now?

I don't know if stage nudity is any more or less common. I would say it's just as prevalent now as then. Lots of long nude scenes, simulated fucking. Don't know about London, but I'd say there are at least two or three NY productions a year that feature extended nude scenes, sex scenes. If you count fringe and OOB productions, dance pieces, etc., probably several more.

I saw that production of BURNNG BLUE in London. Not a good play but the nudity was good. Mike Doyle showed his ass in it here in NYC. Btw, he's someone whose many nude scenes on TV and theatre are all over the Internet.

Matt Bomer in "Boys In The Band", beautiful ass

I was front row mezzanine jut left enough to see everything, and everything was beautiful.

Don't post pics unless we can see cock or ass. I'm putting my foot down!

I'd love to see video of the original production of The Changing Room.

Paul Rudd (the original serious-actor version) was in it and quite a hottie.

I miss After Dark magazine!

[quote]Matt Bomer in "Boys In The Band", beautiful ass. I was front row mezzanine jut left enough to see everything, and everything was beautiful.

His butt was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. His dick was average which was a nice contrast to everything else being so perfect.

By the end of the run he had stopped taking a (frosted glass covered) shower on stage and resorted to splashing water from a small bucket onto himself. He also had been made aware (by an interviewer) that people could see his "privates" in reflections and were discussing it and was none too pleased. He started positioning himself differently and started wearing fleshy sock.

PARTY. Off-Broadway. I was friends with Lenny, the box office manager, and he always seated me in the center of the front row. Center front makes a great difference where male nudity is involved. You can keep your damned stinkin' TDF tickets. Feh!

It isn't just NY, for example here's my experience. We get complementary tickets (Boletos) to see a monologue at Brown University. Little did we know the gentleman giving the presentation was completely and totally naked. He was a cute black guy and hung like a proverbial horse. That was a hard one for me to get through.

Memorable NY stage nudity: Greg Felden naked on the floor on his back in Blair Fell's "Naked Will" in 1999 at PS 122....the actor who played Shakespeare, Christopher Baker, also showed his nice round butt in a jockstrap.

The "Afterglow" guys were hot, and the nearly all-male audience was clearly horny for them. Brandon Haagenson had an intense sexual energy.

I moved from NYC about 10 years ago. I've forgotten how dreadful 95% of theatre is, particularly gay men in musicals. Ugh.

Not naked...but Sebartien Stan shirtless in Picnic.....I was hard the entire show and my undies were wet with precum