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What the hell happened to One Direction's Niall Horan
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 8, 2018 12:35 PM |
Life
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 12, 2018 3:26 AM |
Whoa, look at the belly on him. He used to be so skinny and he always boasted about eating exactly what he liked.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 12, 2018 3:29 AM |
He's hardly Moby Dick.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 12, 2018 3:31 AM |
So that's considered fat?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 12, 2018 3:32 AM |
Look at all the DL fat boys lumbering onto the thread to defend his burger and beer belly.
Niall spent years boasting about eating three dinners and never going to the gym. Looks like his metabolism finally caught up with him.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 12, 2018 3:34 AM |
Hit the gym, baby.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 12, 2018 3:34 AM |
He's only 23 in that picture. What a fat, ugly guy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 12, 2018 3:41 AM |
A regulah Kwasimoodo
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 12, 2018 3:46 AM |
He maybe getting fat and ugly, but he's the one whos surprisingly doing the best music of all of them.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 12, 2018 3:49 AM |
Well, no one will fuck him, so he has a lot of time on his hands.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 12, 2018 3:51 AM |
he is the most fun of them all and
his cock is really quite tasty....
an asshole to die 4.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 12, 2018 4:07 AM |
so you nialled him, R13?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 12, 2018 4:08 AM |
That's the typical white boybander's fate. Once they disband, most of them get fat and/or bald.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 12, 2018 4:11 AM |
Nothing "happened", OP, other than poor eating habits, and maybe a good amount of alcohol.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 12, 2018 4:15 AM |
How's his solo career going? For his looks, I guess it's not going anywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 12, 2018 4:22 AM |
At least he didn't cover his body with hideous tattoos like the other 4.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 12, 2018 5:25 AM |
For me, still the most fuckable of them all. He’s sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 12, 2018 5:37 AM |
It’s been years since he’s been relevant. WTF is always pining for the 1 dimension knobs? It really is pathetic.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 12, 2018 5:49 AM |
He's not fat, he's out of shape. A few months in the gym, away from the booze and goodies will fix him up.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 12, 2018 6:37 AM |
Niall is being called Nazi Niall on twitter tonight for some dodgy video he put out.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 15, 2018 1:24 AM |
Looks good to me, OP. I'd suck him dry.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 15, 2018 1:27 AM |
fucking pig
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 15, 2018 1:29 AM |
What's the big old scar on his knee from?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 15, 2018 1:29 AM |
He had knee surgery.
He looks 43, not 23. No excuse to go around looking so flabby and pig like when he has 50m and a private gym in his house. Liam is ripped now and looks much better than he did in 1d. Harry looks the same but Louis has got much uglier and older looking.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 15, 2018 1:33 AM |
He looks like a regular guy in his early-mid 20s.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 15, 2018 1:40 AM |
Looks really cute to me.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 15, 2018 1:51 AM |
You people are fuckng bonkers
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 15, 2018 2:06 AM |
Only frustrated, bitter, and forever destined-to-be SINGLE gays would be so nasty as to describe Niall as ugly or fat. He look healthier and more like a man, YUM.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 15, 2018 2:14 AM |
All these queens calling him fat and fug would take him in an instant if they got the chance.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 15, 2018 2:18 AM |
Niall Horan=Nazi
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 15, 2018 2:43 AM |
Niall was such a cute twink back in the day, now he's just another fat Irishman who's drunk too much Guinness.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 15, 2018 4:27 AM |
r32 He's fat! Justl ike you frauuuuu
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 15, 2018 4:29 AM |
oh for cripes sakes, the guy is still young. He could fix that in a flash. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. Maybe he is going through a rough patch and comfort food binging. We've all done it.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 15, 2018 4:33 AM |
Sorry but the gays don't want him. Have you heteros can keep him
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 15, 2018 4:37 AM |
He looks perfect. I would hate to be in a relationship with a narcissistic gym queen. Regular guys who eat carbs and drink too much are far more attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 15, 2018 7:05 AM |
It's probably on purpose. He's going for dumpy Ed Sheeran everyman thing.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 15, 2018 8:00 AM |
He's very good looking and his body, while not excessively fit, is perfectly nice. Far better than 80% of men on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 15, 2018 11:40 AM |
He's keeping up with his fanbase - they're in college now, you know.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 15, 2018 11:44 AM |
There is real fat and there is Datalounge fat. He isn't fat anywhere but here. He probably hasn't even heard of this place anyways much less visited it, so he has nothing to worry about.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 15, 2018 12:19 PM |
He's not fat - he's flabby and out of shape.
He lacks muscle tone. Muscles, especially core muscles, act as a natural girdle which holds stuff tightly together.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 15, 2018 1:41 PM |
He's turning into James Corden
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 15, 2018 1:43 PM |
R36 bitch I ain't a frau. But if you girls can't handle that level of fat, you will most likely be alone. It'll be fun when you're fifty paying tweakers to let you blow them. But hey, they're thin!
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 15, 2018 10:58 PM |
That's not fat...
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 15, 2018 11:02 PM |
He's gross looking for a young guy who's in the public eye.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 16, 2018 1:13 AM |
Lmfao, FUGGY NIALL
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 17, 2018 8:00 PM |
Yeah, it's horrible OP!!!! He's not 14 years old anymore.....
How are you going to wank now?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 17, 2018 8:03 PM |
All those "he used to be such a cute twink"-posters sound like pedophiles that lose interest once someone doesn't look like a child anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 17, 2018 8:04 PM |
Not fat. Normal. Quite large VPL, dears. Doesn't that count for anything anymore?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 17, 2018 8:06 PM |
If this is fat...
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 17, 2018 8:14 PM |
At least he hasn't ruined his body with hideous tattoos. Good on him.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 17, 2018 9:09 PM |
Fuglimic Niall is a functioning alcoholic. He auditioned his band in a pub to make sure they could down five pints of Guinness without any ill effects. He's admitted to getting pissed every single night on his tour with these guys.
Rehab will be his next port of call.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 17, 2018 11:36 PM |
Even if he is a drunk and his metabolism is slowing down, Niall is cool as he other side of the pillow. It’ll take him far in life.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 18, 2018 12:02 AM |
Who the fuck is on this thread? This guy is fucking gorgeous.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 21, 2018 7:56 PM |
Poor album sales, I’d guess.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 21, 2018 8:00 PM |
He is neither fat NOR "fug." What the hell is wrong with you, OP? Don't answer that. It's clear enough.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 21, 2018 8:00 PM |
He’s not as pretty as a couple of the 1D guys, but his solo career is doing the best apparently. I don’t think anyone would have predicted that.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 21, 2018 8:11 PM |
Harry's solo career is way more successful than Niall's. He's selling out venues four times the size Niall is and his album has sold twice as many copies.
Niall is losing fans who loved his lithe 1d look. These fan girls aren't interesting in stanning someone with a Dad body. Styles has kept himself in shape but Niall has put on 30 pounds in the past two years.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 23, 2018 12:26 AM |
Niall has a gorgeous face.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | March 28, 2018 5:20 AM |
No, R32 If he was laying (lying) in a room at the local bathhouse, and I looked in, I would keep walking. No interest at all. And I'm 52.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | March 28, 2018 5:31 AM |
He's revolting.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | March 28, 2018 11:56 PM |
He's disgusting and his voice is dreadful.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | March 30, 2018 8:55 PM |
Sadly, he's straight but still, I like this song.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | March 31, 2018 3:02 PM |
Ugly NIall had to cancel a show because he was in an alcoholic coma following a three day binge.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | March 31, 2018 7:55 PM |
Fat pasty Niall and his jiggling chins recently.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | April 7, 2018 11:28 PM |
He looks like a fat booger-eating baboon!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | April 7, 2018 11:31 PM |
Boy bands - and girl bands! - are cast with adolescents and young teens who are full of hormones and rehearse and rehearse all the time - and burn off the calories. When life settles down - and they aren’t working out all the time and life gets normal - they just start looking like normal schlubs if their age.
I have friends whose teen kids were all sporty and skinny as fuck - and now they’re finished school and not playing as much sport or going to dance practice all the time - and have hit university and are partying with friends and eating pizza and drinking beer... they’re all starting to fill out pretty quickly.
It’s just normal progression of life in the western world right now.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | April 7, 2018 11:45 PM |
The thing is R71, fuggy Niall is in the middle of a world tour, performing every other night, so he should really still be skinny from that. But he auditioned his backing band in a pub to make sure they could keep up with him when it came to drinking pints, so he's on the piss every night after the show with them. He's a bloated alcoholic.
Harry has put on some muscle but is still slim.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | April 8, 2018 12:42 AM |
Niall is disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 13, 2018 2:07 PM |
13 year old girls....So many on DL, and so vicious.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 13, 2018 2:14 PM |
Ancient queens, so many on DL, and so vicious.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 13, 2018 2:45 PM |
Ewww...where are his abs?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 13, 2018 2:48 PM |
[quote]So that's considered fat?
Keep in mind who's judging.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 13, 2018 2:53 PM |
He looks like some Irish housewife made a large butterscotch blancmange and poured it into some clothes and plopped a mop head on top and called it her 'son, Niall'.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 13, 2018 2:55 PM |
Love that description, R78
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 13, 2018 3:59 PM |
He used to be tiny back in the day and has fugged out so badly in the last two years, eating junk food and drinking Guinness.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 13, 2018 4:00 PM |
The cleanest foreskin of them all.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | June 13, 2018 6:50 PM |
He is still the hottest member of 1D. No competition.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | June 13, 2018 9:25 PM |
Yes Niall is looking good. Rather thick than a stick!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | June 25, 2018 8:05 AM |
That's most definitely an alcohol-induced layer of fat, and yes, the metabolism shock of one's mid-20s is starting to creep in.
Still adorable. And tatt-free!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | June 25, 2018 8:25 AM |
He looks very fucky in latest music video with dark hair. No tats is a BIG plus.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | June 25, 2018 11:12 AM |
He's still hot as fuck, great bulge and if it's good enough for Shawn Mendes.....
by Anonymous | reply 86 | June 25, 2018 1:06 PM |
He got sexier!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | June 28, 2018 11:27 AM |
He's just pretty disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | June 29, 2018 2:08 AM |
Why do you think so R88?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | June 29, 2018 8:47 AM |
So the problem you queens are having is that he's no longer borderline anorexic-looking?
Post your ages, little bitches. Let see how significantly maturity of years counts when factoring in your irrational notions about the adult male body.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | June 29, 2018 9:28 AM |
You guys have been gotten used to looking at the steroided Instagram whores with overdeveloped cartoon bodies. This guy has a normal average guy body.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | June 29, 2018 9:36 AM |
I agree. Niall looks healthy. 90% of the male population has the same type of body.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 29, 2018 11:38 AM |
He's hardly "fat" - not toned, of course, but hardly fat. I'm skinny, and even I wouldn't consider that fat.
OP you seem obsessed. He still looks cute.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 29, 2018 11:56 AM |
He’s still cute. Everyone goes through physical changes as they age.
Going to the gym everyday, or even working out at home isn’t easy. You have to be seriously committed to do that. I’ve taken breaks. It’s not unusual. The thing is, that in my 20s and 30s, it would take 4 weeks, and I was in tip top shape again. Now, it takes an every day effort to keep it going.
But here’s what I’ve found out. If you made a habit of it early in life, it’s far easier to keep the weight off as you age. It’s not easy to start in your 40s, because you’re older, and it takes much longer to see results.
He’s young. He can afford to put on 20 or 30 extra lbs., and will lose it quickly if and when he decides to.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 29, 2018 1:06 PM |
Except he's been steadily gaining weight since 2010. It's a fandom meme that Niall eats 24/7 and he's boasted about it over the years. Search Niall Guinness and you get dozens of results, same for Niall and burgers or pizzas. Search that for Harry and you get about two results.
Niall looks flabby and heavy now and if he puts on any more weight, he'll not be attractive to anybody. I'm not sure he even thinks about controlling his diet or his drinking.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 29, 2018 11:56 PM |
I want to eat his shit nuggets. Fuck abs. I want those shit nuggets.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 30, 2018 1:15 AM |
I wouldn’t mind if he put more weight on. He is a handsome hunk!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | July 3, 2018 11:31 AM |
There are new pics of him getting tan shirtless!
by Anonymous | reply 98 | July 9, 2018 5:38 PM |
Still looks cute to me
by Anonymous | reply 99 | July 9, 2018 5:40 PM |
Proud of him for avoiding the tats craze.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | July 9, 2018 5:47 PM |
He has a little belly, so fucking what. He looks skinny otherwise, look at those skinny legs. He's still young, he has more than enough time to hit the gym.
At least he doesn't look like self-loathing Zayn, with all those vile disgusting body deforming tats.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | July 9, 2018 5:54 PM |
That little belly suits him. He looks fine.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | July 9, 2018 9:15 PM |
He's disgusting, a flab fest with a greasy face and a problem with alcohol. He's also a heavy smoker.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | July 12, 2018 12:05 AM |
He still looks cute to me
by Anonymous | reply 104 | July 12, 2018 12:19 AM |
Cold are the hands of time that creep along relentlessly, destroying slowly but without pity that which yesterday was young. Alone our memories resist this disintegration and grow more lovely with the passing years. Heh! That's hard to say with false teeth!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | July 12, 2018 12:25 AM |
He’s sexier than scrawny Zayne
by Anonymous | reply 106 | July 12, 2018 12:41 AM |
[quote]Should we date? [quote]Niall Horan voted no
by Anonymous | reply 107 | July 30, 2018 5:02 PM |
still looks cute to me
by Anonymous | reply 108 | July 30, 2018 5:09 PM |
R107, that has been shown to be Photoshopped.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | July 30, 2018 5:13 PM |
R107 that’s edited
by Anonymous | reply 110 | July 30, 2018 5:56 PM |
I'd still fuck him.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | July 30, 2018 7:19 PM |
R111 I feel you. He is very sexy
by Anonymous | reply 112 | July 30, 2018 9:30 PM |
He's English.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | July 30, 2018 9:32 PM |
Love him!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | July 30, 2018 9:33 PM |
What semi-sane adult wouldn't vastly prefer the "after" pic at R80?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | July 30, 2018 9:41 PM |
He's hot as fuck now, I don't know what you bitches are smoking. He looks a lot better with a little meat on him
by Anonymous | reply 116 | July 30, 2018 9:57 PM |
R113 No , he is Irish!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | July 31, 2018 12:49 AM |
R116 I agree, he looks so much better beefier. He looks healthy
by Anonymous | reply 118 | July 31, 2018 12:50 AM |
WTF
[quote]Our newly-crowned LGBTQ king is @NiallOfficial for holding a gay fan's hand during a M&G. We salute you --->
by Anonymous | reply 119 | September 1, 2018 2:32 AM |
Niall is great but holding a gay fans hand doesn’t make him a LGBTQ King. That article is rubbish.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | September 1, 2018 4:10 AM |
He's hot and beefy.....and a beautiful meaty uncut Irish cock!
by Anonymous | reply 121 | September 1, 2018 4:16 AM |
Getting an early start on a dad body. Don’t rush to judgement.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | September 1, 2018 6:16 AM |
Niall looks better with a dad bod I think.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | September 1, 2018 7:12 AM |
He's a repulsive lard fest.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | September 2, 2018 12:32 AM |
He is a sexy hunk! I like my men a bit beefier.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | September 2, 2018 1:15 AM |
R124 Why are you calling him a lard fest? He has a few extra pounds but I would not be concerned.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | September 2, 2018 1:16 AM |
A few extra stone more like. He's a heart attack waiting to happen.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | September 2, 2018 10:45 PM |
King Niall is HOT!!!
by Anonymous | reply 128 | September 2, 2018 11:48 PM |
He's a decent down to earth talented Irish lad.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | September 3, 2018 12:50 AM |
A guy with an average body won’t get a heart attack so easily R137
by Anonymous | reply 130 | September 3, 2018 6:43 PM |
He's a repulsive alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | September 16, 2018 3:03 AM |
Heavy stuff R131. I don’t think he is an alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | September 16, 2018 8:32 AM |
He's a self confessed alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | September 20, 2018 12:37 AM |
Is there any proof of that R133?
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 20, 2018 12:47 AM |
The Harry Styles troll is still around. Pfffttt.
Niall is a cutie and very fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 20, 2018 12:49 AM |
The Old Grey Mare Ain’t what she Used to Be, but I would still have nasty, fat sex with him! Then never call him again. Fat whore.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 20, 2018 12:20 PM |
Niall is way more attractive than Harry!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 21, 2018 3:07 AM |
Everyone in Ireland is an alcoholic R132.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 21, 2018 7:57 AM |
I agree R137. Niall is a handsome hunk.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 21, 2018 9:10 AM |
Stop generalising R138.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 21, 2018 8:58 PM |
I feel like some of you need to see a therapist about how invested you are in men who will never sleep with you.
Not saying he's straight, just saying most of you are annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | September 21, 2018 9:22 PM |
Niall is getting heftier by the day. All those pints of Guinness are going straight to his belly.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | September 22, 2018 1:04 AM |
Has Niall been looking a tad bit chunkier lately? Or is it just me?
by Anonymous | reply 144 | September 22, 2018 6:33 AM |
I’ve seen his fans getting excited about his huge belly and double chin.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | September 22, 2018 9:23 AM |
Even when skinny he does not have a very good bod …...
by Anonymous | reply 146 | September 22, 2018 12:46 PM |
He has a greasy look to him these days.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | September 23, 2018 12:07 AM |
He is glowing
by Anonymous | reply 148 | September 23, 2018 12:09 AM |
He's beautiful, so soft and sensual, I would love to cuddle that. I love guys with pretty but soft bodies like this. Love that he's avoided getting trashy tatts as well. The smoking and heavy drinking would put me off though
by Anonymous | reply 149 | September 23, 2018 1:09 AM |
Niall doesn’t smoke
by Anonymous | reply 150 | September 23, 2018 2:37 AM |
Niall’s body is really nice with all that extra chub. I’ve always loved the dad bod look on him.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | September 23, 2018 5:30 AM |
Niall looks great!
by Anonymous | reply 152 | September 23, 2018 4:21 PM |
Is there any new pictures of Niall’s beautiful torso?
by Anonymous | reply 153 | September 30, 2018 7:58 AM |
Love seeing you queens drooling over this nasty greasy fat alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 1, 2018 2:33 AM |
Niall is HOT STUFF!!!
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 1, 2018 2:38 AM |
Niall has got perfect features. He has a beautiful figure.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 1, 2018 7:37 PM |
Niall is gruesome. Just a grease ridden alcoholic.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 7, 2018 2:59 AM |
Niall is a hottie tamale!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 7, 2018 3:01 AM |
Haha you pathetic people who call Niall greasy! Do you mean he is GLOWING?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 7, 2018 6:42 AM |
Niall is so fresh faced… Love the glowing skin and beautiful soft tissue!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 7, 2018 12:49 PM |
None of the 1D boys were really good looking. Their attractiveness hinged on youth and the insistence of their fans that they actually were good looking. Now that both are fading/faded...
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 7, 2018 1:03 PM |
I really don’t understand people who don’t find Niall hot!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 8, 2018 10:19 AM |
This happens to most british men once they hit 25-26.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 8, 2018 10:32 AM |
Niall ain't British, sis.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 8, 2018 11:44 AM |
It's kind of creepy that grown men know who this kid is and that he "spent years and years boasting that he could eat whatever he liked."
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 8, 2018 11:53 AM |
Niall is 24 and Irish.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 8, 2018 12:35 PM |