How many dicks have you sucked?

I am a 36 year old woman and have sucked 101 to 200 dicks. As per OP's instructions I did not take part in the poll.

Who said over 750?! Damn, slow your roll.

lol sorry r1. But congrats on your prolific cocksucking!

I am 8 dicks shy of 400 but I don't know if I should go for quantity over quality just to meet a meaningless number goal.

Yes, sluts have dilemmas too!!

It might be easier to count how many I haven't.

No 1,000 option?

Where is the “Not Nearly Enough” option in the poll?

R6 oh please Babs. In your dreams bitch!

^ if*

Very little guys, and I’m considered goodlooking by friends and family.

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 7000 to 8000

I’m 49. I estimate it’s between 100 and 200 but it could be more. Definitely more than 100.

I love giving head. It's my favorite thing. When I stopped hooking up left and right, I gained so much fucking weight.

49 here too.... Only nine DIFFERENT dicks.... Conservative, and monogamous..... There's still time though. Was also hoping to find"Not as many as I'd like option as well! I'm considered good looking and fit too.

I don't see the appeal of dicks.

The appeal of dicks is far more apparent than that of shitty assholes.

Strictly a top here too R15, as my behind'men is still intact, but love sucking cock. Will you do it to please or seduce your bottoms if they're desirous?

Suck dick, save the world.

I lost count after the first hundred. Wish I'd kept track, but it's got to be close to or over 1,000

I have a spreadsheet

I've had more than a few bottoms not into or refusing to blow me, and I was always disappointed, no matter how hot they were....Curious if R15 responds to my query @ R17....

Oh he's talking about his hymen, from behind... be-hymen. behind'men.

mine was left on a sheet somewhere in 2006.

I put 201-300, although I could actually be in the 301-400 category. I'm 52, started sucking cock when I was 16. All those years, all those cocks. Who remembers how many exactly? Not me.

The ones who said under 10 are lying to themselves.

R23 Amateur!

How does everyone keep a tally other than excel? SQL?

R17 Here I am, Mr Nine. Sure I have sucked a few dicks, but only out of curiosity. If a hot bottom asked me to suck his dick, I'd do it, but wouldn't feel any excitement.

According to my Excel spreadsheet, I'm closing in one 600 dicks. Just 2 shy.

Really? You guys actually keep a tally? That never would have occurred to me, not that Excel even existed for the first 20 years of my cocksucking.

174, and that's just when in high school.

143, clerking forward.

I must be over 750 by now, but lost count at 16 (dicks not the age).

But does anyone have a most memorable? The most memorable dick I ever sucked was so huge it was actually repulsive. Back in the early days, an older guy. 100% no lie, it was the size of a litre coke bottle flaccid. He couldn’t get it to go hard it was so huge. It was initially exciting then disturbing!! You couldn’t get it in your mouth!! I kissed it for a bit, turned him over and fucked him. He did have a really cute little butt!

I keep track of every sexual partner, and it’s at about 100 now. And even when I’m topping, I definitely suck the guy’s dick a bit.

Thx 4 sharing R27.... R17 here.... Good on you not being selfish! Is it a big turn-on for you to get blown, or you strictly "all about that ass"?

I never counted. I wish I had. I put 500 but I have a tendancy to forget so honesty could be 750 or well over. I am 47

Are the prolific pole smokers here (100's) dedicated swallowers too? Always thought spitters were quitters personally, but that many, not sure I'd allow myself the pudding too.

I swallow if the guy is clean, good skin, sexy and the feeling is good. I have a good sickdar so, so far so good. I swallow straight and bi guys. Too sexy too pass

R36 Well sounds commendable you're being somewhat judicious..... I'd like to change my mind that it's really safe, but too old to shake my hangups, and would never take prep. Do love the whole experience of the pudding pop.

Sickdar? Oh BROTHER.

Each cock under 6 inches only counts as 1/2 a cock, in my tally.

Almost fifty.....I figured over 500 at some point about 15 years ago.

I've since gotten married and that, as one might suspect, slowed me down!

I was very active when I first got into cruising and when I first came out, but that was in a concentrated period.

Yeah, it should have been how many inches - instead of how many.

As a Tranz (mtf) i did not do the poll as per op’s instruction. To completion, probably 200-300 only because I do it basically for foreplay before getting fucked. I ‘ve noticed that I don’t really enjoy it (giving and HATE/will not receiving it, lol) as much as my gay brothers.

I’m 32 and over 750 cocks sucked.

A spreadsheet? How unsouthern. One best keep their sexual tallies in a journal or diary.

[quote] I’m 32 and over 750 cocks sucked.

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I need to understand the question better. For example, does sucking the same dick 100 times count as 1 dick or 100 dicks?

No, dora dumbsuck, that is 1 cock.

Why have you never kept counted or kept track? All you need is to get one of those clicker counter things they use at Disneyland. Attach it to your keychain and click it once after every dick sucked, twice if two at a time.

No need to be so FUCKING RUDE R47.

This week a stud ordered me to help this other guy suck him. So 2 mouths on 1 dick. Is that 1/2 a dick on my tally? It was a fat 20cm dick though.

[quote]I've since gotten married and that, as one might suspect, slowed me down!

Slowed you down but not stopped you, eh? Yay homosexual marriage! 👬💁🏻‍♂️

I don't see the appeal of r15.

[quote]How does everyone keep a tally other than excel?

In olden days, I used index cards in different colors.

It adds up. The first I went to the tubs, I had a 15-way. And then there were nights at the Mine Shaft, days at the Ramble. I had contests with a friend to see if we could have sex with a different guy every day for a month. I only managed to do that in September one year.

I got herpes reading R54's post.

you got off easy

Top here and way more into eating ass than sucking dick. But sure, I have sucked plenty of dick in my day. While gay bottoms are often not into it at all - "straight" guys (or bi - whatever the case may be) love getting sucked first and then you can work your way around to the back. Most straight guys have never had their balls sucked on either and typically literally go insane. Get them up on all 4's, start with a little backwards cock sucking, suckle those balls (gently first then Hoover them like your life depended on it) and then go in for the hole (assuming that they are showered to your liking). 45 minutes of that action and they often times let you slip a few fingers inside for a little prostate pleasure. They either are curious about getting fucked or they aren't. Most are not. That said, a good time can be had by all!

Sounds scorchingly hot R50.... I had two on me once, and it was sheer bliss.

I LOVE sucking off straight guys.

On occasion I love smoking a blunt and going to the local bathhouse and spending the afternoon sucking big dicks of married guys sitting on the top bench in the sauna.

It’s a huge turn on and I edge myself and get myself off numerous times while sucking. I have a Prince Albert so jerking and sucking is intense and much more satisfying than anything else.. Love running my hands over their sweaty chests as they buck and moan as I suck.. Getting a man off is such a turn on. No idea how many I’ve sucked. Probably hundreds over the years.

Wherever do you all find these "willing straight sperm donors"?! Always a bathhouse?

Ok, let's see. I was 18 when I started sucking dick. I love my beach bathroom gloryhole. My State National Park where I went jogging, AND sucking dick at the gloyholes there. Numerous cruising at night by the beach, and outlining parks. Moved to Colorado, and went to the Gay Porn Theater or later the Gay Baths after the bar closed for an array of sucking dick in the gloryholes, and in the theater as well. That was from 18 to around 24. So mathematically my 18 to 24 age range, I probably averaged 3 dicks a week, so 3 x 52 weeks x 6 years = 936. Moved to the DC area around 24, and slowed my groove down; no more prolific gloryhole encounters. From 24 to 31 until I was heterosexually married at 31, maybe 1 every 2 weeks so 1 x 26 x 7 years = 182. Divorced at 42, till my current age of 58, probably just 20 (I wanted a relationship, not hookups). So my final is 936 + 182 + 20 = 1138, give or take a few dicks. I can now vote. Come on folks, do the math. The truth will set you free, or at least make you recognize yourself for the whore that you were!

What difference does it matter if you are over 30 on an anonymous forum like this you stupid asscunt.

Wow R62, that's quite a number of servings of "brotein" protein! Don't think we are all liars, some of us though we would have liked to, were to scared of AIDS. If there wasn't any disease risk, probably would have had more for sure! Don't think I could do the whole anonymous route either. Hot to think about though!

R63 I matter.

It’s like personal wealth, OP. If you know the figure you’re not even in the game.

Yeah, every time I go high queen, I should return to this poll.

-mincing prisspot

and I mince

and I mince

and I mince, mince, mince.

R62, why'd you slow down when you moved to D.C.? It was once one of the cruisiest places in the world, especially S.E. Washington, where the baseball stadium is now. I also had a lot of fun in suburban/rural Maryland, between D.C. and Baltimore. Good times......

TBH.there is nothing hotter than seeing a hot guy in the parking lot and 20 min later you ate sucking his big dick in the sauna. Married guys are the best.

[quote]What difference does it matter if you are over 30 on an anonymous forum like this you stupid asscunt.

Because it makes the data less confusing to have less variation in age, you stupid asscunt. There's nothing interesting about data that is muddled by generational factors and fewer years out there giving head. If there was a huge spike in the 0-10 group, with no age limit, then that could easily be a bunch of 20 year olds - but who would know. Do you understand now, asscunt? Probably not... but I tried...

DL doesn't let you do polls with more than 1 question or the other question could've been age or possibly sexual position.

....this year?

I'm 26 and I have sucked 0 cocks and got sucked off by zero man. Once, a Brazilian wanted to suck me off desperately, but I refused. And another time I had the chance to blow a hot muscle stud, but I didn't want to and it was my first time.

You are all whores, by the way :(

And you’re a sad, sexless little prude, R72, wasting your best years judging others. I’d rather be a whore than trade places with your sorry ass.

I wish I had kept real track. I sucked a ton in late teens/early 20s, then got into a monogamous relationship for nearly 10 years, so only sucked one that whole time, then when I got out of that a few years ago, I was back on the slut train. I know it's been a few hundred combining both those stages in life. It's starting to lose appeal now, though. Booooo.

R70 I still matter.

I've sucked a lot of cock. But I don't really consider that bad. Sucking cock is like kissing.

I love this thread. Cocksuckers of the world unite:

under ten? jaysus Christus, what a bunch of school marms!

More than 3000 but fortunately we got paid for most of them!

Just sucked a nice thick 7,5 incher - what a stud

[quote] Slowed you down but not stopped you, eh?

It did stop me. Your interpretation was erroneous.

Yay homosexual marriage, indeed!

R78, Why chastise people at either end.? I think you'd be better off if you could learn to Mind YOUR business, unless you think you have health related advice for the common good of the community. There are many normal adults who have slept w/even fewer than 10 partners. Some of us are choosey, picky, or need a relationship in order to enjoy sex. Some of us have been or are happilly and monogamously partnered for years, or even decades. Each and everyone of us are different. Many good reasons why people might not be having as much sex as -you think they should have. -Who the fuck made YOU the choreographer of others' sex lives? Some people work two jobs, go to school, have health problems or disabilities, can't get into online apps, etc. Some people are happier and truly content wanking to porn to! Maybe others just aren't that into it?

I remember being a part of the Pitt Men's Study, and one of the things they told us was that according to the respondents of the study, the risk of getting HIV from oral sex was small. Not impossible, not zero, but somewhere under 2 percent.

I sucked a lot o'cocks but it took an act of Congress for anyone to get into my ass.

I was part of the Pitt Men's Study, too, R83. I forgot about it.

R69 What congressmen sponsored that bill, and was there a veto or filibuster involved ?

This thread continues to deliver. Thank you all for some of the great laughs while I'm feeling down.

How many scented candles have you burned? More or less than cocks sucked?

Of the risk of getting HIV from oral sex was substantial, wouldn’t anyone who sucked more than a few hundred be HIV+?

R85 No filibusters.

But when that horse hung married man from the Netherlands wanted it, I would say that was an ASS buster.

R88 I guess that was the point that the Mens Study folks were trying to make.

They were emphatic that we should use common sense, of course, but that oral sex would have to have a serious number of things happening to infect someone with HIV.

The oral top would have to have it, their viral load would need to be pretty significant, the cocksucker would need to have several open sores in their mouth and/or a number of ulcers in their esophagus, etc. And beyond that, they added, you'd have to ingest a serious amount of sperm in a short time.

I feel lucky that I sucked 500-700 (somewhere in there) and stayed negative. No STDs, either. I think I had an issue once where I got some kind of bug from a married dude, but it wasn't an STD, it was some kind of stomach bug. Damn him. He also had one of the biggest dicks I'd ever sucked, too. Ain't it always the way.

I’ve sucked on many dicks, but only actually took one load, ever.

So far.

Awww R91, I always swallow.

Me too R92..... Spitters are not only quitters, but also they are not as hot as cocksuckers who swallow.

Amen, R92 & R93...!

SLUUUUUUUUURP...!!!

I don't like the taste of cum - or the texture. It's fine I get some on my face / lips - but not all in my mouth w/ a huge load.

Of 400 dicks, I only swallowed maybe 1 or 2 loads. I spit out 2-3. My boipussy is where the cum gets deposited hunty.

yummy yumm yummo

I'd rather take a load on my face or body than in my mouth or ass. I like watching it come out. I like watching guys jerk off.

Does anyone else get a tingling on their tongue from cum? What causes that? My partner says its the millions of little sperms swimming around but I find that hard to believe.

It's chlamydia

Don't mean to be boring, but just one, my husband's. Could never understand wanting to do that with strangers.

R102, as much as I love it, never ate strangers' pudding! Though twice I was seriously tempted I must say!

R102=fish

Do you know there are other relationships possible besides “my husband” and “strangers,” R102?

Sorry, not for me, R105. And, no, R103, not a fish. Men are allowed to have differing attitudes in this area.

No prob w/ you 102!

I wanted it to be just one, R102. But life didn't work out that way.

I wanted it to be just 100, But life didn't work out that way either.

R106 won’t suck your dick unless you put a ring on it.

R109 you’re such a cocksucker.

40% are under 25 dicks. I think I was at 25 dicks by the time I was 20.... and the poll was for 30 and over. Hmm. It's interesting the distribution split though. Madonnas and whores.

If we had a full range of data and accuracy across the lifespan I bet it would look like this..... with 1/2 the board seeing this as 2 bell curves and the other half seeing it as 2 tenting pairs of briefs.

^ cocksucking dickstribution ^

Hey, lay the F off R106 R110.... Why u have such a hard-on for him.

You don't swallow for the taste of it, you swallow because you want to show the hot straight / bi guy how honored you are to have him and to deserve his attention. Of the gay guys because he was really hot, nice and gave you great compliments

R115, what a grandiose way of saying, "We do it to keep everything tidy."

R100 that happened to me when I first started swallowing.

No R116, I swallow when the guy really is hunky and hot. I don't mind being messy with average guys. I have walked the walk of shame too many times to ever mind, you know, the long and windy bath house corridor that lead to the shower, when your face is covered in a stranger's jeez.

[quote]I have walked the walk of shame too many times t....the long and windy bath house corridor that lead to the shower,

Oh honey you think that's bad? I took the #1 bus home (didn't have cash for a cab) with cum all over my shirt from the South End through Cambridge, MA.

R119 you are my hero. I was once ( last year in fact) the only customer in the sauna xcept for a 20something super stocky muscular pocket arab guy who looked like a thug who had misread a Google search. We were in the jacuzzy and I offered a massage shyly, thinking, he'll reject you rudely what the hell. To my surprise, twenty minutes later my butthole was sore, and he was squatting over my multi-slapped face, spitting all over it and shouting 'OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKING WHORE". Next thing you know, I was staggering out of the cubicle, dripping, absolutely dripping with spit and cum, and a very distinguished silver daddy who had just arrived gave me the most disgusted and horrified look I ever had. I headed for the shower, with Great Dignity.

R120 Just like Helen Lawson!

Yes some sperm loads tingle on the tongue.

I dont mind eating it but sometimes if I am feeling extra piggy and the guy creams my face, its super hot.

I used to make guys hold their heads against the wall with their mouth open and beg for it. Then I would squirt from afar and obviously miss the mouth and splooge the guy.

Nate Berkus owns this thread.

r123 - how does Nate own the thread? Details please!

He's designed many felating rooms, chairs, beds, and linens.

Do we need another poll for how many times we’ve been sucked?

[quote]I'm 26 and I have sucked 0 cocks and got sucked off by zero man. Once, a Brazilian wanted to suck me off desperately, but I refused. And another time I had the chance to blow a hot muscle stud, but I didn't want to and it was my first time.

Then you're not gay.

Simple as that.

My estimate was based on a slutty period in my youth, a 6 to 8 month period where I went to sex parties and/or a glory hole at a porn place. Every weekend I would probably suck about 20-25 cocks (some were repeat visitors, of course).

That's about 100 cocks a month; over 7 months, roughly, about 700 cocks or more.

I was also a size enthusiast. Some time I have to figure out the mileage: how much combined length of penis have I sucked on?

Yeah, good times. I was a cocksucking whore.

Does sucking Dick's hind tit count?

Clerks: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

People of reddit, just how many dicks have you sucked?

Why would you ask such a question, OP?

I'm surprised under 10 is the biggest option

[quote]I'm surprised under 10 is the biggest option

That's because the kids under 30 chose to answer anyway. Kids these days (and millennials) aren't gay because they love cock (and sex with men, for that matter) - but rather because they've been told all their lives that they are 'special'. They chose to be gay because it's edgy and fashionable.

What gay man over 50 has sucked less than 10 dicks. Even priests have sucked more

R124, pls see Inside Nate Berkus... thread.... Already said my piece there!

We sucked our first dick - a magnificent 8 inches - when we were 12!

And everyone has remained free of STDs.

WE WHO?

Before conversion therapy I did suck a prodigious Amount of dick. Not proud if it. Im now quite indifferent to dick. Proud to b a breast man.

Thanks VP Pence for the contribution R140

I had my dick sucked in a supermarket bathroom yesterday.

R134, you know nothing about millennials. The vast majority of them identify as straight. And even young men have to deal with the stigma of being considered "not a real man" if they come out as gay, although in general they are less homophobic than Republican old-timers like you.

Most of the Millennials that I know are very closeted - far more so than Gen Xer's (and we had a hard enough time coming to terms). They talk a big game, but in actuality often are not out to their family, best friends, schoolmates, coworkers or even their girlfriend. Yes, most of these DL little bottoms do have a girlfriend. I am not sure what they do with her sexually, but that is that is her issue - not mine. I hate to generalize but will anyway - they seem to be a rather entitled, opinionated yet largely down low group. Oh, and they are firecrackers in bed providing that you are a top.

Not enough

As a public gloryhole/tearoom enthusiast for the better part of 30 years, I estimate well over 1000 dicks sucked. Only rarely have I not taken his load in my mouth (his preference). I have spat out maybe 10-15 loads. One I remember was so horrible tasting, like green olive juice and battery acid. Another shot chunky jizz that alarmed me. I do not like the mess of a facial. I appreciate the guys who "warn" me they are about to come; it just makes me more excited.