Is Jolie the Most Calculating Cunt in Showbiz?

Love her!

OP = Jennifer

You just made me her fan, Unhinged OP. She sounds like someone I want on my team.

I think you just answered the question yourself, OP.

She's the worst. Just look at her THR directors roundtable appearance. Everyone else is so natural and having fun and she's just there being a creep, calculating her every body movement and glance.

Must be awful, living in a bubble like that, surrounded by yes people and losing all idea of what actual people behave like.

There are too many stories out about her being a cunt, she comes across that way in interviews like R5 said - and in person, not from experience but I've read, she just isn't pleasant. The pictures of her with children in poor countries are her worst acting performance promo stills ever.

R4 and R6 are same person - I don't get it.

Like fucking a couch!

R7 I don't get you

...except it's more like a park bench these days.

She’s a 2nd rate Mia Farrow in the narcissist/sociopath ranks.

R3 nothing I've said is untrue. AND her team pay people to write nice shit about her on websites

I like her more after reading this.

Why are some gay men so obsessed with hating powerful women? Are you jealous of her, OP? Wish you could have become her?

No r13 I think it's obvious she groomed her own daughter to be trans...right from an infant, she dressed her as a boy. And she is aiming for political office.

Fuck off to celebitchy and join her fanclub, moron. Did you read a self help book and think that you have an insight into someone's psyche as a result? I'd be amazed if your IQ reaches three figures.

Wow R14 you really told him! You sound super witty and very mature. (that’s sarcasm).

Anyway, I’m I’m impressed by her, actually.

I don't think she's worse than any other star today.

[quote]Between grooming her first bio child to be trans by putting her in boys' clothes as an infant,

You should see what baby clothes looked like at the turn of the 20th century.

SHE'S calculating? Everything that bleached-blonde homewrecker does is towards her own self-aggrandizement, nothing else, and her fans project her selfishness onto Angie.

Yes.

I agree it's terrible what she's doing to the little girl. What I can't understand is why Brad Pitt isn't stepping in and trying to protect all the kids, maybe insisting they have some structure and education. Is he just throwing his hands up and walking away from the whole thing?

And not once did I ever get so much as a "thank you" from her for turning down [italic]Friends[/italic].

OP (and R14 and your other comments here) Your anger towards her seems personal. Do you two know each other? Or is this based on some obsession with the Friends lady? Or...?

Angie looks terrible in R4.

She's dressing Viv in boy's clothes now too. Guess she's starting to get a little too pretty and AJ won't have it. Skankass bitch.

Fucking brilliant, R4!

R4's picture reminds me of that movie she made with Clint Eastwood, I think it was called the changeling. Her appearance on screen in that film was like a skeleton, and even though the camera adds a couple of pounds she still looked like she'd just been liberated by the allies from Belsen concentration camp.

Why not wait until the kids grow up and see what they have to say then? It's stupid to wring your hands over something you've got no idea about.

I find her really creepy OP.

Arranged Couplings: This actress is someone all of you know. I can't give her usual identifier here because all of you would guess her in a second. I would venture to say almost everyone in the world knows who she is. Her position in life allows her a lot of freedom. She has many people working for her on a variety of different visas and passports. Many of those people have diplomatic passports even though they are not diplomats or really entitled to carry them. Instead, those who are holding them in her house are young female teens. Not super young, but 15-17 or so. There are about four of them and they come from a couple different countries. Those teens are there solely as sexual companions for a couple of her children. It is the strangest thing ever. The actress rotates the teens every six months or so because she doesn't want the children to get too emotionally close to them - Angelina Jolie

She's going to have terrible problems with her joints and bones because of the way she's starved herself.

"Between grooming her first bio child to be trans by putting her in boys' clothes as an infant"

How do you "groom" someone to be trans? People are what they are. You sound like the deranged homophobes who think kids are "groomed" into homosexuality. You know you've lost it when you start claiming she's worse than a serial rapist like Weinstein. Something is really wrong with you.

What R31 said.

You seem obsessed Op/R24

Can she do comedy? Her output is so message-y and serious.

R31, that is a false equivalent because trans is a choice and gay isn't.

R31, my bad if course it's ok to dress an infant in boys' clothes and teach her to identify as a male to the extent she feels she's in the wrong body and considering hormones and surgery.

Really?

Coming out as gay requires no surgery or change of identity, only the courage to stop lying to yourself and to others.

After Nicole Flopman

Charlize Theron is worse than her

I can't stand her. She's positively evil. On a Gone Girl level.

Poor AJ. A former celebrity. No movies coming up. No man. No nothing.

She's veered-off so far from the person she was around the time of Gia. Those fans long ago dropped her in disgust, to be replaced by fraus who believe you can "have it all".

Unbroken wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be.

Borderline personality disorder coupled with Narcissism ...she is perfect!

Their lasting Hollywood romance may be a surprise, but there’s a reason for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s relationship has worked so well over that the world doesn’t know about. Hollywood insider Hesham “Sham” Ibrahim, who has been a long-time traveler with the same social circles as Brad and Angelina, exclusively told Star, “I don’t want to define Brad Pitt’s sexuality, but whatever it is, he’s into guys.”

And his sexuality with men isn’t a new thing. Sham told Star that Brad’s bisexuality has been going on for close to 10 years and even spoke about two of his male hookups. Cameron Fox, who did adult films and was an all-American looking adult-film actor, was contacted by Brad on a website called RentBoy.com nearly a decade ago. The two were supposed to meet at a hotel in Monterey, California. “When [Cameron] got there, an assistant met him in the lobby and took him to a room. Sure enough, there was Brad Pitt,” Sham tells Star. “Brad took one look at him, gave him a thousand dollars and asked him to leave. Cameron wasn’t as attractive as he appeared to be in his pictures. I guess Brad has picky taste.”

Sham also heard reports that this was a common case if his men weren’t up to his expectation. But when he did find one he liked, Brad seemed to have a routine down to the last detail. “They said he seemed to have the whole scenario pretty much worked out,” Sham says.

And how does Angelina feel about her dreamboat husband straying away for other men? Fine! She too is bisexual and openly admitted her romance with Oscar-winning onetime girlfriend Jenny Shimizu. “It was a wild experience,” Angelina said in response to her dating Jenny for years.

“As someone who has dated bisexual men, I have to say that having an understanding really is the only way their relationship can last,” emphasizes Sham. “They need to accept each other, and, since Angelina is into girls, they do.”

Madam Renata stressed how it’s not only the guys who prefer escorts of the same sex. “I’ve known Angelina Jolie since she was a teenager,” Renata said. “She’s been a client for years. She loves women, women with tattoos who look like bikers. Often, she’d order women who had tattoos all over their body and weigh over 200 lbs.”

And yet, for all her calculating and cuntery, she's seen as a toxic has-been.

Does anyone know who the hell R18 is talking about?

Jolie loves bulldykes? why I'm not surprised lol

R41 she's dating a politician a female one of course!

OP: what are “boys clothes” for a toddler?

Boys pants have more room in the crotch. Even for 2 year olds, they are cut differently than girls trousers.

I’m confused too, r48; is r18 talking about Brad?

Is this the daughter’s outfit OP is upset about?

I'm your type, Angie. We can adopt, together.

Her photo op with Justin Theroux at a restaurant is the thirstiest thing I have ever seen. Hate them both. I might have to fuck him into submission.

Brad is a fake blonde

I think it’s sad that a poster here is convinced little girls should only be dressed a certain way. (Then we wonder where hypercritical self-image issues come from?)

Wow somebody’s autograph request got snubbed

Lesbian Kidman bearded fro Tammy she got fame money awards status she worked w Wankenstein (at least 9 films) she faked a pregnancy she's now married to another gay man

Fake News: Brad Pitt “Devastated” Angelina Jolie Has Boyfriend?

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Angelina Jolie and Ffion Hague

Bearding at highest levels

Does anyone really care about her anymore?

She seems humorless.

Fug

before upper lip injection

I honestly think she has a form of munchausen/jealousy with turning her daughters into trans kids.

Gurl, please.

Meghan Markle the royal beard

No one pings higher than Keith Urban and he looks like a butch lesbian lol

OMG, look at her legs at R63. They look like the legs of someone wheelchair-bound.

Jolie remodeled her face after German actress Ellen Schwiers

This is exactly the model for Jolie's plastic surgeries.

check this thread for more pictures

What a fraud is she

She looks fantastic

Trans is not a choice. The science has been clear on this since at least 1995.

Oh puh-lease. I taught that amateur everything she knows

Her interview in the Sept. '17 Vanity Fair was weird. She had just bought a house ($25 million) a week ago and it wasn't even furnished (she didn't know where the throw pillows came from). Trying so hard to be Suzy Homemaker.

The kids were sort of Stepford. She told one, "Pretend you're normal".

New BI Most guesses are Jolie

Blind Item #2

Don't believe the hype. This A+/A list mostly movie actress has been sick lately because she has been trying to kick heroin. Apparently she kicked it for a week and went through withdrawal only to do some and almost overdose before repeating the process of withdrawal.

Who is Keith Urban fucking, or getting fucked by?

What she did to Jennifer and Brad's life is horrible.

She looks like a toothpick ...how anorexic is she? And why is Brad estranged from his kids?

She said she has two kids in her bed.

My money is on Vivienne and Maddox.

I’d like a link to the thirsty pics of Jolie and Theroux?

Jolie's partner

why does OP thinks he knows what Harvey Weinstein limits are? why is he comparing a woman he disgrees with a rapist?

oh yeah, good old mysoginistic faggot

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Jolie/Kidman/Theron/Jennifer Lawrence/Selena Gomez/Natalie Portman/Scarlett Johansson/Halle Berry/Kate Winslet/Irina Shayk/ Gisele Bundchen/Brad Pitt/ DiCaprio

"Is Jolie the Most Calculating Cunt in Showbiz?"

No when you consider politics is showbiz.

She must be doing something right if she was chosen the most admired woman in the world.

Yes, she has chosen the right PR team.

The only people I know who “admire” her charity work are black churchy women and lesbians.

Brad Pitt, a herpes-ridden pothead is no bargain.

I mean, Brad Pitt, a herpes-ridden pothead, is no bargain.

Does she have any internal organs left or have they all been removed? I heard she is has a carbon-fibre internal filtration system that is self-powered by doses of organic black tar opium.

R98 self serving charity work

She really seems so ridiculous - to even believe she could move to the UK, hang out with William Hague (well known to be gay) and join the House of Lords! Would she join Labour and revitalize it? Or perhaps become Corbyn's sidekick? She has an ego that has outgrown planet earth. Perhaps she should be the first passenger on Musk's space ship heading to Mars.

Closet club

Such a beauty! a natural beauty!

Is Billy Bob in the closet?

No one will believe me, but I knew (many years ago) her personal assistant. This was like 15 years ago or so. She said Angie was lovely. But, yes, ambitious. They're not mutually exclusive.

R74, Urban is a rather small man who overuses Hair mousse and wears makeup in real life. Eyeliner, bronzer, and lipgloss. Totally serious.

Also, he’s a very nice man. A real gentleman, and very friendly.

I like Jolie she's done some good work in a few films and her chemistry with Brad in Mr and Mrs Smith is off the charts. That being said she's clearly an opiod abuser whether it's heroin or fentanyl patches to get her through the day. She must have some really good dirt on Brad or maybe he is just a nice guy.

Celesbian Angelina Jolie

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She's repulsive.

Her face is all implants

It looks like her face is rejecting the implants and they're trying to escape!

That are some serious sharpie brows on her face. Was she trying to look like Joan Crawford?

Kind of funny how she's in london but didn't get invited to the royal wedding...

I think she’s so thin and full of thinners she has received those cheekbones her Voight side lacks because if sheer lack of fat.

*fillers

Bumping rather than post a new thread: Jolie is said to be "Furious" that she can't whisk all the kids off to the UK for months while filming the Maleficent sequel, apparently due to the ongoing divorce from Pitt.

But what did she expect? When you're still married you have more leeway to pick up your kids and travel about, without explicit permission from their other parent. When you split, there are custodial issues and rules that prohibit this, on both sides. There are visitation schedules that come first.

I'm betting she wanted to take them overseas for a couple of months and Pitt said no, as it would interfere in his visitation.

natural beauty

R119 those cheeks are implants

She used to have small eyes now her eyes are big what did she do to her eyes?

before after

Is ‘Plastic Surgery’ Angelina Jolie’s Beauty Secret?

I never even hear about her anymore. Who gives a fuck?

She may have had a few things done. And she is too thin. But come on. She's drop dead gorgeous. Hate her all you want, but she's classically beautiful. And like R128 says, who cares either way?

R129 few things

Just few things? lol

I think her cheekbones are not cheekbone implants, simply because they don’t look atrocious and fake. I think they are more prominent now because she’s anorexic and gaunt, and maybe she has fat injections.

Not that I think she wouldn’t have them, but they tend to look really bad and unnatural.

Remember Saffron Burrows?

Her cheekbones are implants not every has a bad doctor like Saffron Burrows

Emily Blunt cheek implants

cheeks, Jaw, nose, chin, ...

[quote]Jolie is said to be "Furious" that she can't whisk all the kids off to the UK for months while filming the Maleficent sequel, apparently due to the ongoing divorce from Pitt.

Do the kids even go to school somewhere? Why would she want them dumb and ignorant?

I can't stand Madonna, but at least she makes sure her kids have a proper education. I'll giver her that.

What about Tammy's former beard Nicole Flopman

biggest, sleaziest famewhore in the biz

R138 Pitt is the second

Famewhore closet case Jolie has tons of nude pics with her husbands to prove her non existent heterosexuality

Jolie and his ex merkin Bill Bob

fakin it

Fake it till you make it

Pitty and jolie glamorizing rape

R131 Something went on with Jolie's right cheek don't you think? lol

Man, the mental illness here is strong as fuck.

She isn't perfect, but she's gorgeous and she is nice for a celebrity. I feel sad that she has had an addiction for so many years, but I would be the last person to throw stones. As for her sexuality, she is the classic bisexual woman, She genuinely likes both men and women.

Billy Bob was NOT a merkin, That's without a doubt the stupidest thing I've heard in many a month here. I don't know about Pitt, but I know BB well, and they had a combustible sex life which eventually burned out.(accelerated by heroin.)

like Tammy and Kidman Pitt and Jolie were always beard and merkin nothing more

BBT's ex Laura Dern is obviously a lesbian

braiding

[quote]she's gorgeous

Yes

[quote]and she is nice for a celebrity

No

Yes she's gorgeous after 100 plastic surgeries and tons of make up

No, she's not gorgeous.

But still better looking after having work done.

the twins were conceived in a laboratory and born to a surrogate mother there's pics of WhoreLie's non-pregnant flat stomach when she faked her 'twin pregnancy.' She was caught twice on camera without her belly prosthetic.

She has the oddest way of moving her body. I just don't understand it....

The problem with this woman is that she things she is way better than she really is.

She needs a reality check.

Her parents were both gay. Pitt and her are gay. Her only sibling is gay. Her kids are gay. It's all fake. Billy Thornton gay. The public deserves to know.

One of her ex's Jonny Lee Miller was/is actually in relationship with Jude Law

In love

R161 is absolutely right but people love entertainment and drama so they believe and are so interested in fake life of these fake stars

Gorgeous face. Scary body. Too thin.

Tell us more friend of Billy Bob. Were both heroin addicts?

After she divorced JLM, he broke up two relationships in order to fuck her again on her whim.

I second [R165]’s request for more Jolie and Billy Bob info, BB source!

Her head's just so fucking big...

Jude Law and JLM are fucking!!??? OK i just got a stiffy.

In 2016. Jude's hair is so gay and also ridiculous. Jonny is probably already wearing a wig. He's bald now. He's better looking than Jude.

In 2009. Was Jude already servicing JLM?

mmmm when?

oops, the pic. Look at JLM's spit curl.

R172 Thanks for posting that pic I was looking for it

Jennifer Lopez and her ex Marc Anthony are both gay

R147 is pretending to know Billy Bob Thornton personally but he's lying he's just a BBT fangirl

Shiloh was dressed as a boy since birth. But what about Vivienne? She has 2 bio daughters, both look like Voight and Pitt. We are meant to believe that both just happened to be T as young children? Of their OWN volition? Vivienne used to wear very feminine clothes, now she dresses like Shiloh. So far, Zahara seems to be allowed to be a girl.

Is Jennifer garner gay? Affleck seems to only date lesbians is why I ask. Garner seems to be manly but also seems girly.

Yes

[Quote] Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably still A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home representing her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere where she can hear them. She is on a crazy power trip that is going to lead to bad things in the future. Angelina Jolie (Brad Pitt)

Well this is a new one.

A friend of mine had a scene with her in a movie several years ago and said Jolie was perfectly nice and welcoming. And TALENTED. She was good to act against.

Was he male or female, [R181]?

This thread has taught me that everyone is gay and Angie is basically hideous.

R181, it's nice to know in person she's talented because on film, not so much.

R182 Female. And she has Broadway experience, so she knows what good acting is, too.

[quote]everyone is gay

everyone [in Hollywood] is gay

Jolie doesn't even come close to the biggest cunt in Showbiz media these days.

You guys really hate this lady.

yep