Horse Hung Hollywood 2004

ugh im horny now

Don Johnson?

Woody Harrelson?

The pictures say otherwise.

Seeing Hugh Beaumont on that list gave me a boner.

Bob Newheart??!!

Leonard Cohen OMG!

Too bad most of that list is dead or residing in nursing facilites

There's bar in the Chicago Loop with a wall full of old photos of celebrities drinking there. They have a photo of Milton Berle leaning against the bar having a drink, and it looks like he just shoved a wine bottle down his pant leg.

Scott Bakula is not "horse hung." I saw him naked numerous times and it wasn't much, and I knew a woman who fucked him who said he was average.

Bullshit old list. Must have come from the DL.

Can anyone confirm Gordon Lightfoot?

Alan Hale Jr - Skipper had an obvious anchor in his pants if you ever paid attention to Gilligan's Island.

Ned Beatty - in Stroker Ace, he dances around with Loni in his boxers and if he ain't packing he's got some heavy low hangers.

Errol Flynn - carrying a sundial in his Custer movie.

Clooney - I hear from someone who's seen it in action that he's a grower and above average, but still comes up a little short compared to a frequent co-star, who is bigger and thicker.

Dennis Quaid - longer than average. I've heard Randy is above average as well? Meat Loaf - claims to live up to his nickname, but...not quite everything is bigger in Texas. average length, but a bit thicker than normal?

John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Liam Neeson, John Schneider, Gordon Lightfoot - all carrying the bigger bats, but not as big as... Milton Berle, Frank Sinatra, Huey Lewis, baseball player Randy "Big Unit" Johnson - supposedly the biggest men in town?

logic would dictate that guys like Michael Clark Duncan, Andre the Giant, Paul "Big Show" Wight, and Shaq would be comparatively bigger, as well. One seven foot friend won't confirm or deny, but he's not denying using Magnums and is also stacked like these guys, too.

also: LBJ was infamous for pulling his out to intimidate people, when he wasn't hosting skinny dipping pool parties in the White House.

[quote]Robbie Benson

That's a dong I would love to have known.

Willem Dafoe is one of the biggest at some 12 inches. The story goes that a Hollywood reporter had heard from several sources that Will was hung like nobody's business. At a restaurant they were both at, Dafoe goes to take a leek and the reporter follows him to the urinals. After a few seconds of pissing he asks Dafoe if the rumor about his dick is true..... to which Willem Dafoe turned towards the reporter and let him see for himself.

The reporter apparently did a double take on seeing the thick, long Dafoe dick.

I've heard from other sources that is super hung as well.

Dafoe's dick is on video, so...

r3=Tony Dow

Aren't we all Tony Dow, at least in spirit?

r11 he lives in Boone these days, if you’d like to visit.

Where is Boone?

r17:

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Milton Berle had the biggest cock in Hollywood.

R12 Wilhem DaFoe is like 5'4" tall and ugly as all fuck. I passed him on the street once and I couldn't believe what an ugly guy he is in person. He is also a grouchy bastard.

I wonder if Hugh Beaumont got a boner looking at the Beaver...

"the Beaver" jokes never get old, do they? Even after a billion times.

For years, I kept hearing gossip that Ed Begley Jr. is a human tripod.

Ed Begley Jr - talk about butter face!

Wally Cox

Douglas Dick

Alfred Hitchcock

Matt Boner

Fearless Fosdick

Milton Burly

You can see a glimpse of something in Ed Begley Jr's skit in Amazon Women of the Moon. A police officer holds a hat over Ed's crotch for modesty but it doesn't cover everything. Could be a crotch patch though. If not, he is indeed hung.

* on, not of

My auto-correct is changing "on" to "of" and "in" to "I" constantly and nothing will stop it

Stooped reading before i got to the list. Comment about Colin Farrell - no verification His nudes are on the web.

[quote]My auto-correct is changing "on" to "of" and "in" to "I" constantly and nothing will stop it

Turning it off will stop it.

R30 this list is from 2004. I'm sure there have been some additions since then.

Mr. Ed.

As someone who's been with a lot of guys (yes was a whore), it's highly unlikely that ALL those actors are horse hung. Maybe above average? Or not small. The stats just don't add up.

It was Dana Delany who said years ago that:

"If you put Willem Dafoe, Liam Neeson and James Woods in a room you wouldn't have room for anyone else."

Meaning all three were huge.

She claimed in her book that Don Johnson has a huge cock. Of course she's a star fucker and at the time of the book, he was a huge "Miami Vice" star, so she kissed his ass. Don admits his cock is "regular" i.e. average, so anything out of her mouth is suspect.

Orlando Bloom.

As soon as I saw Lyle Lovett all I could think was, is Julia Roberts a size queen? Keifer, that hot cameraman... America's Sweetheart is a total hog hound.

R37 is he?? 🤔

R38 that's the rumour....at least it is on here.

[quote]R10:logic would dictate...

Would you happen to be a Star Trek fan?

I want to be the casting couch for these guys.

Aldo Ray!