OMG - Look at how fat he has become!
OMG, stop the presses! And DOES ANYONE CARE?????
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 4, 2018 4:19 AM |
Is that his boyfriend?
How could Nick be so swole and Joe get sloppy? Doesn’t he want to be a star? DNCE gives him visibility, but he needs to look the part.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 4, 2018 4:20 AM |
It got that booty poppin though
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 4, 2018 4:40 AM |
OP = the owner of that tumblr.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 4, 2018 4:52 AM |
R4 yup
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 4, 2018 4:54 AM |
He looks fine. At least he doesn't have Nick's ape face
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 4, 2018 5:31 AM |
Dat phat ass. Damn
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 4, 2018 5:43 AM |
Hmmm, I guess r1 is one of the few I blocked a long time ago, I don't see the post.
And yes, Joe is surprisingly sloppy. But that ass!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 4, 2018 11:07 AM |
Baby got back
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 4, 2018 11:41 AM |
nice bit tittys to suk on and fuk with tho..
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 4, 2018 12:06 PM |
He has a perfectly nice body.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 4, 2018 12:15 PM |
She's pregnant, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 4, 2018 12:17 PM |
I'm attracted to the kind of guys on that tumblr. HOT!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 4, 2018 12:17 PM |
Yikes! I thought the post would've been sarcastic in tone but he actually does look outright fat.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 4, 2018 12:18 PM |
Is there more than one Jonas?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 4, 2018 12:21 PM |
Once he "decided " that he was straight and got engaged, he though he should conform to all straight American men by getting fat.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | February 4, 2018 12:35 PM |
man i love milkin big tits like he has...
and poundin a big fat ass.
give it a good beating....
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 4, 2018 12:46 PM |
First time I’ve been attracted to him
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 4, 2018 12:48 PM |
He can put that fat ass right on my face
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 4, 2018 12:49 PM |
Nope, that's not my Tumblr r5.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 4, 2018 3:26 PM |
He's gaining weight for a role.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 4, 2018 3:55 PM |
r22, NO, he's gaining lots of weight because of a roll, lots of rolls.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | February 4, 2018 4:00 PM |
r22, ....NO, he's gaining weight because of a roll, lots of rolls.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 4, 2018 4:00 PM |
[quote] nice bit tittys to suk on and fuk with tho..
?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 4, 2018 4:04 PM |
Real men have at least a pot belly. Nelly queens don't. The end.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 4, 2018 4:17 PM |
messy bms
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 4, 2018 7:30 PM |
Ms. Turner: "I'm going to feed you and feed you so that no other woman wants to fuck you."
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 4, 2018 7:38 PM |
Whoa! His ass is nice!!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 4, 2018 7:44 PM |
Is their dad fat? It could be the tick tock of genetics rearing it's ugly head
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 4, 2018 7:48 PM |
R30 the dad is not a super tub-o, but yeah, fat.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 4, 2018 8:08 PM |
Baby Jonas is a moose.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 5, 2018 2:49 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 5, 2018 3:21 PM |
He looks like he actually ate all those pancakes.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 5, 2018 3:30 PM |
Ever since he got engaged. Hmmmmmm.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 5, 2018 4:11 PM |
Is he a great big fat person?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 5, 2018 4:35 PM |
[quote]Whoa! His ass is nice!!!
You say that like you are surprised. The Jonas brothers are known for having thick thighs and ample asses.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 5, 2018 5:29 PM |
I would so motorboat that big ass!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 5, 2018 5:36 PM |
He's fit-fat.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 5, 2018 5:44 PM |
He's working on his future dad bod
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 5, 2018 5:45 PM |
r33
I wonder who took that picture?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 5, 2018 6:00 PM |
Lord have mercy he's been eating good. Super thick! That booty is more delicious than EVER. I would make him hold that phat ass open while I worked on it
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 5, 2018 6:33 PM |
Ms. Turner: "I forgot about the chubby-chasing gays. I'm going to feed you and feed you and feed you until even THEY don't want to fuck you."
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 5, 2018 7:46 PM |
big booty bump
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 6, 2018 1:29 AM |
r32
That baby Jonas is a clone of the ugly father. The mother is what provided Joe and to a lesser degree Nick with their looks.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 6, 2018 6:37 AM |
Is he on his 3rd Fat yet?
And has he bought a grey-on-grey sweatsuit from Sears?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 6, 2018 11:09 AM |
Aren't they all short too?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 6, 2018 11:32 AM |
Apparently Joe invests in quite a few restaurant businesses. Hmmm.
Joseph’s older brother Kevin also has stake in a family restaurant, a place specialising in ‘Southern comfort’ food. Kevin helped build the restaurant and shares ownership with his parents, Denise & Kevin Snr, who also run & manage it. The eatery is located in Belmont, NC. where Papa Jonas grew up. Hillbilly genes get hungry, it would seem.
And get this - it’s called ‘Nellie’s’. After Kevin Jnr.’s beloved grandmother, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 6, 2018 11:58 AM |
I think he looks really good. People in this thread are really exaggerating and making it sound like he could be on "My 600 Pound Life" or something. He isn't anorexic but is nowhere near fat. Just looks like a normal body to me.
Personally, I've never been into the professional bodybuilder, Incredible Hulk look like most guys anyway. It doesn't do anything for me.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 6, 2018 12:08 PM |
I'd still fuck him and nick.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 6, 2018 12:13 PM |
r47
Joe is 5'8"
Nick 5'7"
Kevin is 5'9"
And for comparison Zac Efron is 5'8" and Justin Timberlake is 6'1" and Justin Bieber is 5'9"
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 6, 2018 2:43 PM |
I wonder what his waist size is now. He also has really wide hips.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 6, 2018 2:45 PM |
R51 Nick is 5”7? Most women his age must tower over him even in ballet-flats.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 6, 2018 2:48 PM |
R53 you couldn't tell he was that short? I thought he was 5'6. The girls next to him at awards shows in heels and he barely reaches the same height.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 6, 2018 2:52 PM |
Well, it is obvious. Joe Jonas must be 100% completely heterosexual. Everyone knows that when heterosexual men are happy and sexually satisfied in NORMAL heterosexual relationships, they get fat. Ms. Turner won't be allowed to get fat, for that is not the heterosexual way...but all those gossiping magpies can now shut up. We finally have our answer. Ms. Joe Jonas is straight.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 6, 2018 5:27 PM |
Deep down everyone really knows Kevin Jnr. alone is the true-blue Gay Jonas, but no-one seems to want to admit that truth.
Smart investor/Daddy Kevin is also fast-becoming the richest & best-looking Jonas, now that breeder Joe is fattening up & squandering his money and Nick is embarrassing himself into obscurity and setting himself on course for a stress/roid-induced heart-attack at 30. If only Kev weren’t a Republican & Trump supporter.
I hope Kevin has plenty of gay friends he can talk to, and if not I hope knows we’ll always welcome him here so long as he pays $18 and dishes everything he knows about other celebrities from his famous days. We could use a replacement qwerty.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 6, 2018 5:48 PM |
[quote] Baby Jonas is a moose.
Is he affiliated with Christmas Moose?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 6, 2018 8:54 PM |
I actually wonder if JJ and ST will marry. Call me MARY! but 21 is so young, and she's just embarking on a career.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 6, 2018 11:54 PM |
So is the porn star Hugh Hunter -- have a gander -- he's gonna be one obese elderly man !!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | February 9, 2018 12:54 PM |
[quote]Is he affiliated with Christmas Moose?
I'm guessing All Year 'Round Moose.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 9, 2018 12:57 PM |
OP, yes he's fat indeed.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 9, 2018 7:55 PM |
If he's fat, I like fat men, I guess
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 9, 2018 9:21 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 9, 2018 9:24 PM |
Must be exhausting shaving all that hair.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 9, 2018 9:25 PM |
I like him both ways.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 9, 2018 9:28 PM |
He likes it both ways.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 9, 2018 9:30 PM |
r67
Yes orally or anally
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 9, 2018 10:50 PM |
LOL!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 12, 2018 7:55 PM |
She's keeping the baby. Praise Jesus!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 12, 2018 7:58 PM |
He looks better now imo.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 12, 2018 8:02 PM |
None of those brothers has aged well.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 12, 2018 8:12 PM |
He's suffering from a case of the Marlon Brandos
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 12, 2018 8:15 PM |
^^ All of the Jonas brothers are covered in moles. It must be genetic.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 9, 2018 8:07 PM |
He really got fat.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 10, 2018 4:45 AM |
Joe Jonas got arrested at the airport coming back from England, for importing 25 pounds of crack.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | May 15, 2018 8:26 AM |
[quote] so many moles
So many rolls.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 15, 2018 9:23 AM |
He says "I'm not fat, I just have a big ass bone"
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 29, 2018 6:09 AM |
He looks hotter now.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 29, 2018 6:38 AM |
LOCK 'IM UP!
by Anonymous | reply 83 | July 25, 2018 6:19 AM |
Oh I call bullshit on the heights. I met all three of them years ago. 5’5”-5’7” tops.
Lean heavily on the 5’6” range. They wear lifts for appearances.
Their dad is a tub of lard. I could see then they’d have to deal with their weights after age 25 a lot more seriously than most.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | July 25, 2018 6:57 AM |
Baby Jonas is already passed pigmy hippo and you know Joe isn't going to be far behind.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 6, 2018 10:46 AM |
Joe must’ve stopped the drugs. When you get clean and sober, the lbs pile on. Chocolate cake instead of the glass dick.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 6, 2018 3:50 PM |
Time to switch to rice cakes by the ocean.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 7, 2019 12:31 PM |
Joe actually looks a little hotter with some chunk.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 7, 2019 12:35 PM |
I miss the days when professional wrestlers had nice round bellies.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 7, 2019 2:39 PM |
I bet he smells all nasty and doesn't wipe properly.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | April 23, 2019 11:50 AM |
He's thin again
by Anonymous | reply 92 | June 3, 2019 2:16 PM |
I like thick Joe with the big booty
by Anonymous | reply 93 | June 3, 2019 2:26 PM |
I prefer him chunky
by Anonymous | reply 94 | June 3, 2019 2:30 PM |
r87 says "I'm getting married, here's my strategy so I don't actually have to fuck her"
by Anonymous | reply 95 | June 3, 2019 2:32 PM |
He doesn't look too chunky in recent appearances for the new album. He and Nick both have a mid-weight fleshiness though it means Joe has worked out more and Nick has worked out less.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | June 3, 2019 2:34 PM |
Why does everyone always think that Joe is the gay one? Never, ever any rumors about him unless they are with a woman. I only hear stuff about his brothers. He is not gay. And please don’t say he is gay because he has a round butt.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | June 3, 2019 3:14 PM |
Every man with a nice butt is gay. Or gay-adjacent.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | June 3, 2019 4:28 PM |
oink oink everybody
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 18, 2020 12:47 PM |