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Joe Jonas is now a fat pig!!!!

OMG - Look at how fat he has become!

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by Anonymousreply 99December 18, 2020 12:47 PM

OMG, stop the presses! And DOES ANYONE CARE?????

by Anonymousreply 1February 4, 2018 4:19 AM

Is that his boyfriend?

How could Nick be so swole and Joe get sloppy? Doesn’t he want to be a star? DNCE gives him visibility, but he needs to look the part.

by Anonymousreply 2February 4, 2018 4:20 AM

It got that booty poppin though

by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2018 4:40 AM

Juicy ass.

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by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2018 4:43 AM

OP = the owner of that tumblr.

by Anonymousreply 5February 4, 2018 4:52 AM

R4 yup

by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2018 4:54 AM

He looks fine. At least he doesn't have Nick's ape face

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2018 5:31 AM

Dat phat ass. Damn

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2018 5:43 AM

Hmmm, I guess r1 is one of the few I blocked a long time ago, I don't see the post.

And yes, Joe is surprisingly sloppy. But that ass!

by Anonymousreply 9February 4, 2018 11:07 AM

Baby got back

by Anonymousreply 10February 4, 2018 11:41 AM

nice bit tittys to suk on and fuk with tho..

by Anonymousreply 11February 4, 2018 12:06 PM

He has a perfectly nice body.

by Anonymousreply 12February 4, 2018 12:15 PM

She's pregnant, OP.

by Anonymousreply 13February 4, 2018 12:17 PM

I'm attracted to the kind of guys on that tumblr. HOT!

by Anonymousreply 14February 4, 2018 12:17 PM

Yikes! I thought the post would've been sarcastic in tone but he actually does look outright fat.

by Anonymousreply 15February 4, 2018 12:18 PM

Is there more than one Jonas?

by Anonymousreply 16February 4, 2018 12:21 PM

Once he "decided " that he was straight and got engaged, he though he should conform to all straight American men by getting fat.

by Anonymousreply 17February 4, 2018 12:35 PM

man i love milkin big tits like he has...

and poundin a big fat ass.

give it a good beating....

by Anonymousreply 18February 4, 2018 12:46 PM

First time I’ve been attracted to him

by Anonymousreply 19February 4, 2018 12:48 PM

He can put that fat ass right on my face

by Anonymousreply 20February 4, 2018 12:49 PM

Nope, that's not my Tumblr r5.

by Anonymousreply 21February 4, 2018 3:26 PM

He's gaining weight for a role.

by Anonymousreply 22February 4, 2018 3:55 PM

r22, NO, he's gaining lots of weight because of a roll, lots of rolls.

by Anonymousreply 23February 4, 2018 4:00 PM

r22, ....NO, he's gaining weight because of a roll, lots of rolls.

by Anonymousreply 24February 4, 2018 4:00 PM

[quote] nice bit tittys to suk on and fuk with tho..

?

by Anonymousreply 25February 4, 2018 4:04 PM

Real men have at least a pot belly. Nelly queens don't. The end.

by Anonymousreply 26February 4, 2018 4:17 PM

messy bms

by Anonymousreply 27February 4, 2018 7:30 PM

Ms. Turner: "I'm going to feed you and feed you so that no other woman wants to fuck you."

by Anonymousreply 28February 4, 2018 7:38 PM

Whoa! His ass is nice!!!

by Anonymousreply 29February 4, 2018 7:44 PM

Is their dad fat? It could be the tick tock of genetics rearing it's ugly head

by Anonymousreply 30February 4, 2018 7:48 PM

R30 the dad is not a super tub-o, but yeah, fat.

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by Anonymousreply 31February 4, 2018 8:08 PM

Baby Jonas is a moose.

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by Anonymousreply 33February 5, 2018 3:21 PM

He looks like he actually ate all those pancakes.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 5, 2018 3:30 PM

Ever since he got engaged. Hmmmmmm.

by Anonymousreply 35February 5, 2018 4:11 PM

Is he a great big fat person?

by Anonymousreply 36February 5, 2018 4:35 PM

[quote]Whoa! His ass is nice!!!

You say that like you are surprised. The Jonas brothers are known for having thick thighs and ample asses.

by Anonymousreply 37February 5, 2018 5:29 PM

I would so motorboat that big ass!

by Anonymousreply 38February 5, 2018 5:36 PM

He's fit-fat.

by Anonymousreply 39February 5, 2018 5:44 PM

He's working on his future dad bod

by Anonymousreply 40February 5, 2018 5:45 PM

r33

I wonder who took that picture?

by Anonymousreply 41February 5, 2018 6:00 PM

Lord have mercy he's been eating good. Super thick! That booty is more delicious than EVER. I would make him hold that phat ass open while I worked on it

by Anonymousreply 42February 5, 2018 6:33 PM

Ms. Turner: "I forgot about the chubby-chasing gays. I'm going to feed you and feed you and feed you until even THEY don't want to fuck you."

by Anonymousreply 43February 5, 2018 7:46 PM

big booty bump

by Anonymousreply 44February 6, 2018 1:29 AM

r32

That baby Jonas is a clone of the ugly father. The mother is what provided Joe and to a lesser degree Nick with their looks.

by Anonymousreply 45February 6, 2018 6:37 AM

Is he on his 3rd Fat yet?

And has he bought a grey-on-grey sweatsuit from Sears?

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by Anonymousreply 46February 6, 2018 11:09 AM

Aren't they all short too?

by Anonymousreply 47February 6, 2018 11:32 AM

Apparently Joe invests in quite a few restaurant businesses. Hmmm.

Joseph’s older brother Kevin also has stake in a family restaurant, a place specialising in ‘Southern comfort’ food. Kevin helped build the restaurant and shares ownership with his parents, Denise & Kevin Snr, who also run & manage it. The eatery is located in Belmont, NC. where Papa Jonas grew up. Hillbilly genes get hungry, it would seem.

And get this - it’s called ‘Nellie’s’. After Kevin Jnr.’s beloved grandmother, of course.

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by Anonymousreply 48February 6, 2018 11:58 AM

I think he looks really good. People in this thread are really exaggerating and making it sound like he could be on "My 600 Pound Life" or something. He isn't anorexic but is nowhere near fat. Just looks like a normal body to me.

Personally, I've never been into the professional bodybuilder, Incredible Hulk look like most guys anyway. It doesn't do anything for me.

by Anonymousreply 49February 6, 2018 12:08 PM

I'd still fuck him and nick.

by Anonymousreply 50February 6, 2018 12:13 PM

r47

Joe is 5'8"

Nick 5'7"

Kevin is 5'9"

And for comparison Zac Efron is 5'8" and Justin Timberlake is 6'1" and Justin Bieber is 5'9"

by Anonymousreply 51February 6, 2018 2:43 PM

I wonder what his waist size is now. He also has really wide hips.

by Anonymousreply 52February 6, 2018 2:45 PM

R51 Nick is 5”7? Most women his age must tower over him even in ballet-flats.

by Anonymousreply 53February 6, 2018 2:48 PM

R53 you couldn't tell he was that short? I thought he was 5'6. The girls next to him at awards shows in heels and he barely reaches the same height.

by Anonymousreply 54February 6, 2018 2:52 PM

Well, it is obvious. Joe Jonas must be 100% completely heterosexual. Everyone knows that when heterosexual men are happy and sexually satisfied in NORMAL heterosexual relationships, they get fat. Ms. Turner won't be allowed to get fat, for that is not the heterosexual way...but all those gossiping magpies can now shut up. We finally have our answer. Ms. Joe Jonas is straight.

by Anonymousreply 55February 6, 2018 5:27 PM

Deep down everyone really knows Kevin Jnr. alone is the true-blue Gay Jonas, but no-one seems to want to admit that truth.

Smart investor/Daddy Kevin is also fast-becoming the richest & best-looking Jonas, now that breeder Joe is fattening up & squandering his money and Nick is embarrassing himself into obscurity and setting himself on course for a stress/roid-induced heart-attack at 30. If only Kev weren’t a Republican & Trump supporter.

I hope Kevin has plenty of gay friends he can talk to, and if not I hope knows we’ll always welcome him here so long as he pays $18 and dishes everything he knows about other celebrities from his famous days. We could use a replacement qwerty.

by Anonymousreply 56February 6, 2018 5:48 PM

[quote] Baby Jonas is a moose.

Is he affiliated with Christmas Moose?

by Anonymousreply 57February 6, 2018 8:54 PM

I actually wonder if JJ and ST will marry. Call me MARY! but 21 is so young, and she's just embarking on a career.

by Anonymousreply 58February 6, 2018 11:54 PM

So is the porn star Hugh Hunter -- have a gander -- he's gonna be one obese elderly man !!

by Anonymousreply 59February 9, 2018 12:54 PM

[quote]Is he affiliated with Christmas Moose?

I'm guessing All Year 'Round Moose.

by Anonymousreply 60February 9, 2018 12:57 PM

OP, yes he's fat indeed.

by Anonymousreply 61February 9, 2018 7:55 PM

If he's fat, I like fat men, I guess

by Anonymousreply 62February 9, 2018 9:21 PM

Before....

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by Anonymousreply 64February 9, 2018 9:24 PM

Must be exhausting shaving all that hair.

by Anonymousreply 65February 9, 2018 9:25 PM

I like him both ways.

by Anonymousreply 66February 9, 2018 9:28 PM

He likes it both ways.

by Anonymousreply 67February 9, 2018 9:30 PM

r67

Yes orally or anally

by Anonymousreply 68February 9, 2018 10:50 PM

LOL!

by Anonymousreply 69February 12, 2018 7:55 PM

She's keeping the baby. Praise Jesus!

by Anonymousreply 70February 12, 2018 7:58 PM

He looks better now imo.

by Anonymousreply 71February 12, 2018 8:02 PM

None of those brothers has aged well.

by Anonymousreply 72February 12, 2018 8:12 PM

He's suffering from a case of the Marlon Brandos

by Anonymousreply 73February 12, 2018 8:15 PM

so many moles

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by Anonymousreply 74May 9, 2018 3:17 PM

^^ All of the Jonas brothers are covered in moles. It must be genetic.

by Anonymousreply 75May 9, 2018 8:07 PM

He really got fat.

by Anonymousreply 76May 10, 2018 4:45 AM

Joe Jonas got arrested at the airport coming back from England, for importing 25 pounds of crack.

by Anonymousreply 77May 15, 2018 8:26 AM

........

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by Anonymousreply 78May 15, 2018 9:16 AM

[quote] so many moles

So many rolls.

by Anonymousreply 79May 15, 2018 9:23 AM

He says "I'm not fat, I just have a big ass bone"

by Anonymousreply 80May 29, 2018 6:09 AM

He looks hotter now.

by Anonymousreply 81May 29, 2018 6:38 AM

......

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by Anonymousreply 82July 25, 2018 6:15 AM

LOCK 'IM UP!

by Anonymousreply 83July 25, 2018 6:19 AM

Oh I call bullshit on the heights. I met all three of them years ago. 5’5”-5’7” tops.

Lean heavily on the 5’6” range. They wear lifts for appearances.

Their dad is a tub of lard. I could see then they’d have to deal with their weights after age 25 a lot more seriously than most.

by Anonymousreply 84July 25, 2018 6:57 AM

Baby Jonas is already passed pigmy hippo and you know Joe isn't going to be far behind.

by Anonymousreply 85November 6, 2018 10:46 AM

Joe must’ve stopped the drugs. When you get clean and sober, the lbs pile on. Chocolate cake instead of the glass dick.

by Anonymousreply 86November 6, 2018 3:50 PM

He could be the piggy in Deliverance

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by Anonymousreply 87February 7, 2019 12:07 PM

Time to switch to rice cakes by the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 88February 7, 2019 12:31 PM

Joe actually looks a little hotter with some chunk.

by Anonymousreply 89February 7, 2019 12:35 PM

I miss the days when professional wrestlers had nice round bellies.

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by Anonymousreply 90February 7, 2019 2:39 PM

I bet he smells all nasty and doesn't wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 91April 23, 2019 11:50 AM

He's thin again

by Anonymousreply 92June 3, 2019 2:16 PM

I like thick Joe with the big booty

by Anonymousreply 93June 3, 2019 2:26 PM

I prefer him chunky

by Anonymousreply 94June 3, 2019 2:30 PM

r87 says "I'm getting married, here's my strategy so I don't actually have to fuck her"

by Anonymousreply 95June 3, 2019 2:32 PM

He doesn't look too chunky in recent appearances for the new album. He and Nick both have a mid-weight fleshiness though it means Joe has worked out more and Nick has worked out less.

by Anonymousreply 96June 3, 2019 2:34 PM

Why does everyone always think that Joe is the gay one? Never, ever any rumors about him unless they are with a woman. I only hear stuff about his brothers. He is not gay. And please don’t say he is gay because he has a round butt.

by Anonymousreply 97June 3, 2019 3:14 PM

Every man with a nice butt is gay. Or gay-adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 98June 3, 2019 4:28 PM

oink oink everybody

by Anonymousreply 99December 18, 2020 12:47 PM
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