Do You Think The Gilligan Islanders Ever Considered Sex

Gilligan was fucking MaryAnn

The Professor was fucking Ginger

The Howells were fucking each other

and The Skipper was fucking Gilligan when nobody else was around.

Ginger was barren due to several abortions she had had as a Hollywood starlet whose career would not have survived a husbandless pregnancy.

Mrs. Howell did not possess a viable womb, obviously, at best she could help Gignerfluff the men on the island as they prepared to pull a train on Mary Ann when she was ovulating and not already pregnant.

Unfortunately, because of the professors's lack of knowledge wrt obstetrics care, all the attempted births ended with death in utero or within the first month after birth.

Eventually, this repeated cycle of pregnancies and subsequent mourning periods drove Mary Ann to attempt a hysterectomy with a coconut shard.

All the islanders were dead by the mid 1980s.

[quote]Mrs. Howell did not possess a viable womb

I'm sure the Professor could've made an artificial womb out of coconuts.

Yikes to the previous scenarios.

Mary Ann always had a thing for the professor. Ginger was just horny. The professor kept them both satisfied. Three-ways were often a part of the mix.

Skipper did Gilligan - why else was he called "Little Buddy".

Mrs. Howell made Ginger look like an amateur in the bedroom. She would not have landed a millionaire without serious "skills".

I suspect they ravaged all that came to the Island except the cannibals. That was one fun island.

Mrs. Howell was good friends with Nancy Reagan and taught her a thing or two about pleasuring a cock.

They could have had perfect children -- beautiful and smart.

EVERYBODY knows Ginger and Mary Ann were a couple. Mary Ann slept bottomless and Ginger slept naked - nest to each other.

I think Mr. Howell was Gilligan's daddy. A very generous daddy indeed! (Please note in the attached clip he was thinking about Gilligan before the others.)

R2 Have you never seen this show? The professor could do or fix anything.l

As dumb as they appeared, there were still trunks of things brought for a three hour tour. Constructing shelter wasn’t a problem, the basic needs were already met. So yeah, it occurred to them. That’s why there were no locks on the doors.

I have to say, the writers and directors did a pretty good job of assembling a random group of people that wouldn't want to have sex with each other, if they were stranded on a desert island! The only man and woman that might be interested in each other would be Ginger and Mr. Howell, and she wouldn't do it until he had access to his millions and Mrs. Howell was out of the way.

Of course the professor was actually kind of attractive, the only man on the island who might have any appeal for a normal woman. But he was deeply closeted, and wasn't doing it with anyone...

I always thought it would have been great to see them all go full Lotd if the Flies! Now that’s a remake I’d pay good money to see!

Lovey was an insatiable bottom.

By today's standards?

The Skipper is the typical DL, overweight bottom.

Gilligan was once a kept twink, long past his prime.

Maryann is lesbian

Ginger is MtF trans, having the biggest dick on the island.

The Howells were swingers, swapping, threesomes and foursomes.

The Professor is bi-curious, but closeted.

The Headhunters are all straight, except the two that want to roast the Skipper.

Gilligan presented hole to the Skipper, although hammocks made this a little tricky.

Ginger was no stranger to Mary Ann's coconut cream pie.

Hot duo--the professor and skipper

Gilligan, Ginger, and Mrs. HOWELL

Mary Ann solo

I wonder whose ham and cheese curtains were eaten?

[quote]The Headhunters are all straight, except the two that want to roast the Skipper.

You mean spit roast the skipper, right?

r16 so funny! I bet her coconut pie was great!