How do I get my husband into piss play?

I thought you weren't gay?

Isn't she a frau?

Ask the Orange Cheeto

Why would you want to? No, don't answer.

Just keep following him to the bathroom when he pisses. Keep kneeling down in front of him with your mouth wide open. He'll relent eventually.

That's what I learned in Miss Summers' finishing school for proper young ladies.

OP you sound like a drug addict that is constantly looking for a new drug because the old drug isn't giving the high that it use to.

I don't have a problem with any fetish that occurs in someone naturally but you are trying to get your partner into new fetishes that he apparently doesn't find interesting. This will end in tears and they will be your tears OP.

Piss play? Thats kids stuff, why dont you get him to take a shit in your mouth?

Eeww, nasty bitch

I didn't post this thread. It was either the misogynistic gay into scat or the deluded tranny with a chip on his shoulder. Might have had more impact if anyone I cared about, who knows me, posted on this forum, but they don't.

[quote]How do I get my husband into piss play?

Have you tried killing him first?

A lot of beer can switch this around. If you swallow a load of piss from someone who has not pissed in four or five hours, it's not nice. But if someone has been chugging beers and pissing every 15 minutes, you're only going to get a mouthful of water. Don't ask me how I know this.

If you explain this to your husband, carefully making the distinction between beer piss and piss piss, I'm sure he will come 'round in short order. You're welcome, OP!

Good luck. Have fun!

I had a few summer where I was into piss games. Yes - beer beer beer. I also never enjoyed it in someones home or apartment. It hot to do outside, in summer. Bonus points if there is also a warm rain.

leave the husband and start stalking Trump.

Captain Intolerance finally got interesting in this thread.

[quote] Might have had more impact if anyone I cared about, who knows me, posted on this forum, but they don't.

That's what you think, nasty Ho!

Oh, yes, this passes as "wit"

Captain Intolerance is a woman . I can't imagine anything more disgusting than golden showers with a woman.

I don't care if it happens with Russian hookers in the Lincoln bedroom it's still gross.

It's gross whether men or women engage in it, R17. The Japanese are into female golden showers though. What floats one boat and all that jazz..

I'd tell Bear Grylls to piss in my mouth for the sake of acquiring a much needed survival skill.

I wonder if he will believe my motive?

Make him watch this. He'll be convinced!

Thank you, R20. That was hot.

Ew you’re gross OP

This thread is making me horny.

Yum

Yuck

OP=Ricky Martin