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Patrick Schwarzenegger is Bearding - Dad Approves !!!

This up-and-coming actor with the famous last name could not be happier with his model girlfriend!

Or, should we say “girlfriend”?

[quote]She’s gonna be around for a while because the arrangement is working good for everybody. He never gets any questions about being gay, she loves the publicity she gets being with him, and his family likes having her around even though it’s all just for show. The funny thing is that she is so pretty and so nice that his dad keeps hoping that he will suddenly discover he is really attracted to girls! (Not like that’s actually gonna happen.)

Dad is a famous actor – and is very macho – so you can be sure that Son is doing whatever he can to keep him happy!

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by Anonymousreply 77August 30, 2019 12:19 PM

So who's the beard who's "so pretty and so nice"?

by Anonymousreply 1January 31, 2018 9:30 AM

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by Anonymousreply 2January 31, 2018 9:48 AM

On the beach

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by Anonymousreply 3January 31, 2018 10:44 AM

his cock tits and asshole taste like strawberry shortcake.....

by Anonymousreply 4January 31, 2018 11:05 AM

R4 = Taylor Lautner

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by Anonymousreply 5January 31, 2018 11:08 AM

Patrick, ̶S̶c̶h̶w̶a̶r̶z̶e̶n̶n̶̶̶e̶̶̶g̶̶̶g̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶ SchwarzeAfrican-American is Bearding - Dad Approves !!!

by Anonymousreply 6January 31, 2018 11:13 AM

I doubt either parent has much of a problem if Patrick is gay. Its just careerism. Or maybe Patrick wants to beard.

He strikes me as a lazy guy. A bit doughy.

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by Anonymousreply 7January 31, 2018 11:31 AM

Face is getting a little too Kennedy. I blame Rose.

by Anonymousreply 8January 31, 2018 11:40 AM

Rose? As in, Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy, his great-grandmother?

by Anonymousreply 9January 31, 2018 12:12 PM

Yes Rose is as good to blame as anyone.

by Anonymousreply 10January 31, 2018 12:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 11January 31, 2018 12:17 PM

Such unnecessary bitchiness R11. Even for DL standards

by Anonymousreply 12January 31, 2018 12:37 PM

[quote]Patrick, ̶S̶c̶h̶w̶a̶r̶z̶e̶n̶n̶̶̶e̶̶̶g̶̶ - ̶g̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶ ̶S̶c̶h̶w̶a̶r̶z̶e̶A̶f̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶-̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ Kennedy.

Fixed.

by Anonymousreply 13January 31, 2018 12:42 PM

they all fugly

by Anonymousreply 14January 31, 2018 12:43 PM

Abby Champion, a model.

by Anonymousreply 15January 31, 2018 2:10 PM

So the entire basis of Patrick being gay is that he was friends with Taylor Lautner....?

by Anonymousreply 16January 31, 2018 2:16 PM

I know he was hanging out with Lautner a few years ago. I don't know if they were fucking or not but it's hot to think about.

by Anonymousreply 17January 31, 2018 2:17 PM

No, r16, the entire basis of Patrick being gay is, well, just look at him.

by Anonymousreply 18January 31, 2018 2:17 PM

Do we even want him? He brings absolutely nothing to the table other than his last name and his white skin.

by Anonymousreply 19January 31, 2018 2:19 PM

He could bring his (preferably circumcised) penis to the table, r19. I would partake, you ninny.

by Anonymousreply 20January 31, 2018 2:25 PM

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by Anonymousreply 21January 31, 2018 2:27 PM

How can a guy with such a masculine dad AND mom turn out so effeminate?

by Anonymousreply 22January 31, 2018 2:50 PM

I think he's adorable, R22.

by Anonymousreply 23January 31, 2018 2:59 PM

Rumors for years he is gay. Mom is ok with it but dad definitely not no matter how gay friendly he says he is. He obviously prefers to spend time with the straight bastard child.

by Anonymousreply 24January 31, 2018 3:08 PM

If Arnold was boning the housekeeper, that household was probably reasonably fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 25January 31, 2018 3:08 PM

Aren't there rumours about Arnold back in his bodybuilding days?

by Anonymousreply 26January 31, 2018 3:13 PM

r3 Fruity Trunks.

by Anonymousreply 27January 31, 2018 3:15 PM

In my day, many homosexuals had “girlfriends,” generally just for appearances. Although many felt that the right woman could awaken heterosexual desires. Sometimes that happened, but in most cases it didn’t last very long.

by Anonymousreply 28January 31, 2018 3:22 PM

Whoever told Patrick Schwarzenegger that he can act is not doing him any favors.

by Anonymousreply 29January 31, 2018 3:25 PM

He has misshapen nipples in that fruit picture, proving he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 30January 31, 2018 3:31 PM

What Arnold and Joe Weider? Didn't they use to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 31January 31, 2018 3:51 PM

[Quote] What Arnold and Joe Weider? Didn't they use to fuck?

Don't think they'll touch on that in the movie lol

by Anonymousreply 32January 31, 2018 4:02 PM

He's a very sensitive youth.

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by Anonymousreply 33January 31, 2018 4:57 PM

Men' dicks have been rubbed on his purty young lips, gone into his mouth and splashed cum into his throat. Schwarzenegger' boy has sucked dick, man.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 31, 2018 5:01 PM

R34 Whats with the yellow snaggle?

by Anonymousreply 35January 31, 2018 5:03 PM

Is this guy really an 'up and coming actor'? I'd be more excited if this BI was referring to Scott Eastwood, personally...and he better fits the description.

by Anonymousreply 36January 31, 2018 5:09 PM

his brother is a fatty! guess just too much pressure and too much to live up to. he's so young and his eyelids are already droopy.

by Anonymousreply 37January 31, 2018 5:15 PM

R34

Oh, that. It's called natural teeth.

by Anonymousreply 38January 31, 2018 5:37 PM

Patrick is pretty in the same way Tom Welling is pretty. I happen to like that in a guy. I'm an old retired gay, so I think of myself as having been gay in the past. Virtually all other gays think the same as I.

by Anonymousreply 39January 31, 2018 5:39 PM

[quote]Patrick is pretty in the same way Tom Welling is pretty

He wishes. There is a reason why Tom Welling, gorgeous hunk that he is, was a natural pick to play Superman.

Patrick is no Superman.

by Anonymousreply 40January 31, 2018 5:46 PM

He's starring in the film "Midnight Sun" which apparently opens in March.

At link is one of those great trailers where the entire move is covered in the 2:29 minute trailer.

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by Anonymousreply 41January 31, 2018 6:08 PM

[QUOTE]What Arnold and Joe Weider? Didn't they use to fuck?

[QUOTE]Don't think they'll touch on that in the movie lol

😂 The reaction among the bodybuilding community would be hilarious if they did.

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by Anonymousreply 43January 31, 2018 7:40 PM

I Scott Caan dating anyone?

by Anonymousreply 44January 31, 2018 7:54 PM

I think he's cute. Why do people think he's gay? Just the face?

by Anonymousreply 45January 31, 2018 8:27 PM

Clint is too senile to know who Scott is fucking.

But the main reason I know they mean Patrick is Blind Gossip has outed him before. At one time he was going as Patrick Shriver, partly in protest of the maid, partly because Arnold was homophobic.

by Anonymousreply 46January 31, 2018 10:44 PM

I watched that trailer for Midnight Sun with the sound off and could still tell Patrick was gay from space.

by Anonymousreply 47January 31, 2018 10:59 PM

[Quote] 😂 The reaction among the bodybuilding community would be hilarious if they did.

They'd lose their shit and so would fans of the actor who plays Joe.

by Anonymousreply 48February 1, 2018 3:02 PM

Per CDAN, Patrick was hitting on male models at NYFW, though that probably isn't much of a secret.

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by Anonymousreply 49February 8, 2018 2:25 AM

The rumors were that in his early years Arnold did some gay4pay work. From what I heard, all unsubstaniated gossip, is that gay men would pay to suck him off. Keep in mind that most pro body builders have similar stories told about them. There is not much evidence, but when the topic is gaiety, where there is smoke there is usually a fire.

by Anonymousreply 50February 8, 2018 2:36 AM

Patrick and his sister are the best-looking things to come out of Arnold's ball sack. I hope Patrick comes out some day, if gay/bi, I'm sure he can get some bomb dick while young. I'm sorry to say that I don't see his looks lasting past 27.

Gettem while their hot boys!

by Anonymousreply 51February 8, 2018 3:26 AM

Patrick fucked Taylor Lautner

by Anonymousreply 52February 8, 2018 3:30 AM

Taylor was the top.

by Anonymousreply 53February 8, 2018 3:33 AM

R53 he fucked him with his hole

by Anonymousreply 54February 8, 2018 3:34 AM

Lucky fucker had him when he was peak hotness, too.

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by Anonymousreply 55February 8, 2018 3:37 AM

He should be hooking up with the equally closeted Scott Eastwood, not a nothingburger like Lautner!

by Anonymousreply 56February 8, 2018 3:38 AM

Blowing up like Daddy.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 8, 2018 3:40 AM

My how the mighty...

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by Anonymousreply 58February 8, 2018 3:42 AM

You honestly think he’s still hooking up with Lautner as flabby and plain as he looks now? He’s got some other hot young guys in his rotation who we don’t even know about.

But back when Patrick and Lautner were fuck buddies, he was the complete opposite of a nothingburger. He was a superstar on the rise and one of the hottest young actors in Hollywood. Then when Taylor fell off, looks and career-wise, they drifted apart.

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by Anonymousreply 59February 8, 2018 3:46 AM

I guess Taylor's dad has given up trying to sell his son as a heterosexual love God!

by Anonymousreply 60February 8, 2018 3:47 AM

Patrick looks like a loud bottom. I'm all for him living that truth!

by Anonymousreply 61February 8, 2018 3:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 62February 8, 2018 3:49 AM

I can’t really comment on his sexuality, but I’ve never observed a richer, lazier person. All of his IG stories are him laying in bed, eating. I would sit on a sword to live such a charmed life.

by Anonymousreply 63February 8, 2018 3:53 AM

R62 that pic is four years old. They’re still friends but they aren’t as close as they were during their so-called “bromance” during the Twilight era.

by Anonymousreply 64February 8, 2018 3:56 AM

R64 give us the full rundown, expert

by Anonymousreply 65February 8, 2018 3:57 AM

I already did.

by Anonymousreply 66February 8, 2018 4:00 AM

He's a college student r63, that's basically what you do in college when you don't have to work or play sports. He's a film major with connections, he can afford to sit around on his Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 67February 8, 2018 4:02 AM

Patrick isn't to die for handsome but he is good-looking.

by Anonymousreply 68February 8, 2018 4:10 PM

[Quote] The rumors were that in his early years Arnold did some gay4pay work. From what I heard, all unsubstaniated gossip, is that gay men would pay to suck him off. Keep in mind that most pro body builders have similar stories told about them. There is not much evidence, but when the topic is gaiety, where there is smoke there is usually a fire.

Not that hard to believe. I'm sure Arnie would say otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 69February 8, 2018 4:47 PM

FAT MONGREL BITCH

by Anonymousreply 70February 8, 2018 9:04 PM

[Quote] Why yes, that was the closeted B- list celebrity offspring of an A lister getting lots of phone numbers from male models at a NYFW show while the woman he calls his girlfriend didn't seem to care at all. Patrick Schwarzenegger/Abby Champion (Tom Ford's first underwear show)

Lol

by Anonymousreply 71February 9, 2018 12:25 PM

Daddy Carl let Justin Bieber out on the town for some fresh cock. Patrick Schwarzenegger was the happy cum donor.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 16, 2018 11:38 PM

Patrick’s voice is deeper than I thought.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 23, 2018 9:49 AM

Why did Miley beard for him?

by Anonymousreply 74March 23, 2018 11:06 AM

Bieber looks like shit and Bella needs to stop fucking with her face.

by Anonymousreply 75March 23, 2018 1:17 PM

Is he a SchwarenAfricanAmerican now or a Shriver?

by Anonymousreply 76April 17, 2018 10:21 PM
by Anonymousreply 77August 30, 2019 12:19 PM
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