I'm Clairee's Opinion About ALL Gay Men:
"All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."
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I'm Clairee's Opinion About ALL Gay Men:
"All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."
|by Anonymous||reply 267||April 4, 2021 3:25 PM|
I'm the ass end of the armadillo cake.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||January 30, 2018 9:15 AM|
I’m Fried Green Tomatoes. I’m frequently compared to Steel Magnolias and always come out second best.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||January 30, 2018 9:16 AM|
I’m the bag of tomatoes from Ouiser’s garden which she sits on in Truvy’s Salon.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||January 30, 2018 9:22 AM|
I'm Julia Roberts' Academy award nomination just for looking pretty and shaking while holding a glass of orange juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||January 30, 2018 9:29 AM|
I'm Trucy's recipe for Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||January 30, 2018 9:37 AM|
I’m the horrible short wig on Shelby that looks like it was ordered from the back page of Parade magazine.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||January 30, 2018 9:37 AM|
I'm the bird that shit on Ouisers face when I got chased out of the Eatenton's tree on Shelby's wedding day using firecrackers
|by Anonymous||reply 7||January 30, 2018 9:40 AM|
You know, I have never seen this movie, or Fried Green Tomatoes, and don't feel deprived. In fact, somewhat relieved.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||January 30, 2018 9:49 AM|
I'm Blush....who should never, ever be paired with Bashful, you uncouth cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||January 30, 2018 9:52 AM|
R9 Blush Pink vs. Bashful Pink
|by Anonymous||reply 10||January 30, 2018 9:54 AM|
[quote] I’m Fried Green Tomatoes. I’m frequently compared to Steel Magnolias and always come out second best.
Even though the former is the one that has lesbians in it. Or at least it did in the book.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||January 30, 2018 10:01 AM|
I'm Ann Wedgeworth, I play Aunt Fern and I steal every scene I'm in.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||January 30, 2018 10:50 AM|
I'm Sammy... I'm so confused, I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||January 30, 2018 10:57 AM|
I'm Ruth Rovelene. My life has been an experiment in terror.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||January 30, 2018 10:58 AM|
I am one horrible hairdo, that looks flammable.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||January 30, 2018 11:06 AM|
I'm Janice Van Meter. And I do my own hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||January 30, 2018 12:11 PM|
I'm A Tale of Two Kidneys
|by Anonymous||reply 17||January 30, 2018 12:11 PM|
I'm the nayteevaty made out of sparklers.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||January 30, 2018 12:13 PM|
I'm the grape or aubergine football uniforms.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||January 30, 2018 12:14 PM|
We're the nude guys giving Shirley an eyeful.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||January 30, 2018 12:21 PM|
I'm Arnelle's contact. Nobody move or you might step on me!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||January 30, 2018 12:26 PM|
I’m the size 8 shoe that Truvy wears, although she usually wears a 6.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||January 30, 2018 12:29 PM|
I'm the fucking terrible acting from every single one of the "stars." The whole thing is a mess from top to bottom. It's not even good "camp."
|by Anonymous||reply 23||January 30, 2018 1:01 PM|
I'm the luggage that Claree loves less than Ouiser.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||January 30, 2018 1:11 PM|
I'm the estrogen-filled, passive agressive stereotypes of Southern women! I'm funny, y'all! I'm just a hoot!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||January 30, 2018 1:12 PM|
I'm Miss Merry Christmas, and I'm a fucking WHORE.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||January 30, 2018 1:16 PM|
R23, go back to "Four Weddings and a Funeral."
|by Anonymous||reply 27||January 30, 2018 1:32 PM|
I'm the beautifully set small city of Natchitoches, Louisiana, where this movie was filmed. It's pronounced Nak-a-dish by the natives, and I can just imagine what kind of Republican backwater hellhole it is to live in.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||January 30, 2018 1:52 PM|
I'm the obligatory remake with an all black cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||January 30, 2018 1:58 PM|
I'm the T-shirt that reads: "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||January 30, 2018 2:02 PM|
I'm the two pigs fighting under a blanket.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||January 30, 2018 2:02 PM|
I'm little hairs and fuzzies.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||January 30, 2018 2:05 PM|
I’m Dylan McDermott’s FINE ASS
|by Anonymous||reply 33||January 30, 2018 2:07 PM|
I'm Sammy's Easter Bunny head.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||January 30, 2018 2:12 PM|
I'm the fun Annelle drinking and smoking
|by Anonymous||reply 35||January 30, 2018 2:43 PM|
I am the six completely different Southern accents spoken by the main cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||January 30, 2018 3:08 PM|
I'm Shelly's huge (nine brides maids), garish pink wedding that must have cost Drum and M'Lynn at least $50,000.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||January 30, 2018 3:10 PM|
I'm Annelle's cat's eye glasses which are at least 30 years out of fashion.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||January 30, 2018 3:12 PM|
I'm Jack Jr., bawling his head off in his cute little Halloween costume.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||January 30, 2018 3:14 PM|
I'm the production assistant who had to blow up and attach the condoms to the get-a-way car.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||January 30, 2018 3:40 PM|
I'm the baseball that hit Janice Van Meter's head.It was fabulous. [R28] honey you are so right ,it was hellish.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||January 30, 2018 4:13 PM|
I am the graveyard in which Sally Field wept for her dead daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||January 30, 2018 4:16 PM|
I’m the pot of spaghetti sauce (or was it chili?) that boiled down to tar while Shelby was busy croaking.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||January 30, 2018 4:17 PM|
I'm Ted Bundy, and Ouiser's handwriting looks a lot like mine.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||January 30, 2018 5:24 PM|
I'm Shelby's coffin, for which Drum and M'Lynn (and Jackson?) spared no expense, covered in pink roses. I'm also the beautiful flowers at her funeral, all pink I assume. The funeral must have cost as much as the wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||January 30, 2018 5:32 PM|
I'm the old man who just realized this movie turns 30 next year
|by Anonymous||reply 46||January 30, 2018 5:38 PM|
I am the pronunciation "Eastah BUN-neh"!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||January 30, 2018 5:43 PM|
I'm the little brat who slaps Ouiser at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||January 30, 2018 5:43 PM|
I'm the locals hired for the wedding reception scene. We were hired from the local Fred Astaire studio to dance Cajun-style. The least they could have done is provided good hair, makeup and clothing. As it is, we are all hideously dressed and coiffed and look like the local yokels we are.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||January 30, 2018 6:01 PM|
I'm sweet tea, the House Wine of the South. Has she never heard of the Biltmore Estate?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||January 30, 2018 6:06 PM|
I'm the farting.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||January 30, 2018 6:11 PM|
I'm the juice Shelby needs to drink!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||January 30, 2018 6:16 PM|
I'm Ouiser's mustache than Annelle painfully waxes off.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||January 30, 2018 7:08 PM|
I'm incorporated like Truvy's salon!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||January 30, 2018 7:11 PM|
I'm the cake for the baby's birthday on July 3rd.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||January 30, 2018 7:24 PM|
I'm all the quirky, kooky Southern names: M'Lynn, Clairee, Quiser, Annelle, Truvy, Shelby, Drum, Spud. Aren't we just so doggone cute?
|by Anonymous||reply 56||January 30, 2018 8:59 PM|
I'm Tommy and Jonathan who got fucked by Jackson's huge dick, when Shelby was in a coma.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||January 30, 2018 9:21 PM|
I'm all gay men. All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve
|by Anonymous||reply 58||January 30, 2018 9:29 PM|
R58, did you not read the OP’s post?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||January 30, 2018 9:31 PM|
Possibly and probably forgot it R59.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||January 30, 2018 9:31 PM|
[quote]And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve
I'm the TV movie [italic]Coat of Many Colors[/italic] in which Rick Schroder plays Dolly Parton's father but Dolly herself is nowhere to be found. This also brings full circle Dexter Stuffins queening out over Whitney Houston on [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic], since both singers have the song "I Will Always Love You" in common.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||January 30, 2018 9:34 PM|
She did R59, and found it clever and wanted to pretend she had remembered it.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||January 30, 2018 9:35 PM|
Quit making things up R62.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||January 30, 2018 9:36 PM|
We see you r58
|by Anonymous||reply 64||January 30, 2018 9:41 PM|
Okay R64. I'm asceered now.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||January 30, 2018 9:44 PM|
you should be naughty r65!
|by Anonymous||reply 66||January 30, 2018 9:49 PM|
We're the correctly spelled tattoos on Spud's girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||January 30, 2018 9:49 PM|
Shelby looked like shit after she cut her hair.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||January 30, 2018 9:52 PM|
To be fair, it is Julia Roberts, R68.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||January 30, 2018 9:55 PM|
I am the evil that must be destroyed.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||January 30, 2018 9:58 PM|
I'm laughter through tears, Truvy's favorite emotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||January 30, 2018 10:01 PM|
I am the giant puddle of juice on the floor that Shelby spills during her fit.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||January 30, 2018 10:04 PM|
We're the naked jocks in the locker room Clairee reports from.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||January 30, 2018 10:05 PM|
I'm the compact mirror that Ouiser uses to surreptitiously view above naked jocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||January 30, 2018 10:32 PM|
I am the vibrant purple of the football tops that Clairee admires in the locker room full of naked men.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||January 30, 2018 10:37 PM|
I am Clairee's definition of "color commentator."
|by Anonymous||reply 76||January 30, 2018 10:40 PM|
I'm Shelby's juice why won't this bitch drink me!?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||January 30, 2018 10:47 PM|
I haven’t seen this film in years, but R76 prompted me to ask, “Are there any black people in it?”
|by Anonymous||reply 78||January 30, 2018 10:55 PM|
I’m the candy in Truvy’s cabinet drawer, used for special occasions like Shelby’s diabetic seizures.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||January 30, 2018 10:56 PM|
I'm Texas. M'Lynn can jog all the way to me and back.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||January 30, 2018 11:04 PM|
I'm the Magnolias in the tree
|by Anonymous||reply 81||January 30, 2018 11:04 PM|
I'm the A&P. God invented me for easter egg dye kits.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||January 30, 2018 11:04 PM|
I'm Annelle's new shoes that need to be broken in.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||January 30, 2018 11:05 PM|
I’m the small child that Ouiser ran over, putting her in a good mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||January 30, 2018 11:06 PM|
I'm the dip that's on the side of Ouser's mouth when she sees Owen for the first time.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||January 30, 2018 11:07 PM|
I'm Jonathan Ward and Scott Baio didn't molest me.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||January 30, 2018 11:09 PM|
I’m the kidney M’Lynn donated to her daughter, which was a waste since Shelby died anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||January 30, 2018 11:09 PM|
I'm the dishes Drum takes out of the sink before he pees in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||January 30, 2018 11:10 PM|
I'm the nails M'Lynn's ready to spit cause she. can't. call. the. shots.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||January 30, 2018 11:12 PM|
I’m the nails Shelby has been driving through her veins.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||January 30, 2018 11:14 PM|
I'm all the cans of beans Drum eats with anything
|by Anonymous||reply 91||January 30, 2018 11:14 PM|
I’m the coffee that kicked in, making Drum run to the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||January 30, 2018 11:17 PM|
I'm the plenty of money Clairee has to buy KPPD Radio.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||January 30, 2018 11:19 PM|
I'm Grey Icing!
|by Anonymous||reply 94||January 30, 2018 11:23 PM|
I'm Steve's track lighting
|by Anonymous||reply 95||January 30, 2018 11:24 PM|
I'm the theater trip to NY that will never happen.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||January 30, 2018 11:24 PM|
I'm the open bathroom door while Claree either pisses or takes a dump.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||January 30, 2018 11:25 PM|
I'm the back issues of Southern Hair Annelle mooches off Truvy.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||January 30, 2018 11:25 PM|
I’m the dedication of the new children’s park
|by Anonymous||reply 99||January 30, 2018 11:26 PM|
I'm Annelle's ability to do good hair, and I am not affected by her personal tragedy.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||January 31, 2018 12:01 AM|
I'm the beer in Annelle's frigidaire. I'm a sin against god.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||January 31, 2018 12:02 AM|
I'm the three minutes of wonderful that Shelby would rather have than a lifetime of nothing special.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||January 31, 2018 12:04 AM|
I'm Why. I'm what M'Lynn wants to know.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||January 31, 2018 12:14 AM|
I'm a group of Southern straight women -- we all talk like drag queens.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||January 31, 2018 12:17 AM|
I'm the big black cock that Annelle secretly loves.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||January 31, 2018 12:36 AM|
I'm cousin Marshall not-so-secretly getting it from R105.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||January 31, 2018 12:41 AM|
I'm Ouiser's 40 year old very bad mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||January 31, 2018 12:45 AM|
I'm the bacon Ouiser tosses into her shopping cart thinking it will kill her. 25 years later, science will prove otherwise.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||January 31, 2018 12:49 AM|
I'm Annelle's contact that pops out.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||January 31, 2018 1:12 AM|
R109, meet R21.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||January 31, 2018 1:15 AM|
I'm the wreath of Baby Jesus' Annelle made cleaning out the thrift sales.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||January 31, 2018 1:15 AM|
R110, shove it where the sun doesn't shine.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||January 31, 2018 1:16 AM|
We're the chili dogs and cotton candy at the fair.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||January 31, 2018 1:19 AM|
I'm the one armed paper hanger. I'm busy.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||January 31, 2018 1:39 AM|
I'm the fish. Shelby and Jackson frightened us when they were doing things while skinny dipping.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||January 31, 2018 1:41 AM|
I'm Ann Berlin.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||January 31, 2018 1:41 AM|
I'm Whitey Black. Do I have opposable thumbs? Drum's not sure.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||January 31, 2018 1:43 AM|
I'm the broken champagne glasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||January 31, 2018 1:56 AM|
I'm the obvious stand in for Julia Roberts during the Jack Jr birthday scene. You never see my face but it's obvious that Julia was not present for filming that day.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||January 31, 2018 3:21 AM|
I'm Sammy Wayne DeSoto, and I'd rather eat dirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||January 31, 2018 3:22 AM|
I'm Circus of the Stars. We do kidney transplants all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||January 31, 2018 3:23 AM|
I'm C. Houser and I played Jack Jr. as a 1-year-old. I turned 30 last year.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||January 31, 2018 6:25 AM|
I am Clairee's luggage: overweight, damaged, cheap and unclaimed.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||January 31, 2018 6:34 AM|
I'm Ouiser's bench. Get the fuck off me Clairee.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||January 31, 2018 6:42 AM|
I'm Ouiser's dog and if I needed a kidney, she'd give me one.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||January 31, 2018 6:44 AM|
[quote]R29 I'm the obligatory remake with an all black cast.
That sounds sooooooooo much more interesting than the original!!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||January 31, 2018 6:44 AM|
I'm Daryl Hannah, who thinks wearing glasses is acting.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||January 31, 2018 6:51 AM|
I think you’re a CHAIN, r54.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||January 31, 2018 7:44 AM|
I'm Spud's competition who owns his own equipment.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||January 31, 2018 12:00 PM|
I'm the remake starring Julia Roberts who's now old enough to play M'Lynn
|by Anonymous||reply 130||January 31, 2018 12:53 PM|
I'm Shelby's diabetes that always fucked up her life and slowly helped to kill her.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||January 31, 2018 1:19 PM|
I am the hairspray mask that Truvy covers her face with while Annelle, valedictorian of the hairdo class, corrects her poofy work.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||January 31, 2018 1:26 PM|
I'm the jock penises that are exposed to Ouiser -- trying to decide whether to get hard or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||January 31, 2018 1:36 PM|
I'm the hitherto confused young gayling watching the locker room scene and then realizing....
|by Anonymous||reply 134||January 31, 2018 1:50 PM|
I'm the beautiful Georges Delerue theme music.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||January 31, 2018 4:09 PM|
[quote] I'm the jock penises that are exposed to Ouiser -- trying to decide whether to get hard or not.
I'm Ray Stark. I put that in for the gay men just like the panties in [italic]Annie[/italic] were for the lesbians. Thanks for making Streisand a star and by proxy making me rich!
|by Anonymous||reply 136||January 31, 2018 5:00 PM|
I always wondered about that R119.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||January 31, 2018 10:25 PM|
I'm the freezes beautifully section of Annelle's cookbook.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||January 31, 2018 10:28 PM|
I'm Lycra. Truvy hasn't left the house without me on her thighs since she was 13.
Because she was brought up right.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||January 31, 2018 10:47 PM|
I'm Loretta Lynn coming to get a loose meat sandwich at the Christmas fair.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||January 31, 2018 11:01 PM|
I'm Sam Shepard. What the hell am I doing in THIS movie?
|by Anonymous||reply 141||January 31, 2018 11:05 PM|
I'm the relieved little chink girl who is very relieved that Shelby died before their China "vacation".
|by Anonymous||reply 142||January 31, 2018 11:16 PM|
I am Herbert Ross’s ass and I was handed to Herbert by Dolly when he criticizes her acting. Dolly politely reminds Herbert that he was the Director and it was his job to make her appear she was acting, in front of the cast.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||January 31, 2018 11:40 PM|
I'm my exercises. Shelby could put a LITTLE effort into it.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||February 1, 2018 12:54 AM|
I'm the Baptist bookstore in Shrievport that got cleaned out of baby Jesuses
|by Anonymous||reply 145||February 1, 2018 12:57 AM|
Hey douche-cunt OP, remember what you did to my post last night??
|by Anonymous||reply 146||February 1, 2018 1:26 AM|
Let's all be steel-holes!
|by Anonymous||reply 147||February 1, 2018 1:27 AM|
Yeah, eat my steel hole OP
|by Anonymous||reply 148||February 1, 2018 1:28 AM|
OP likes me he really likes me!!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||February 1, 2018 1:29 AM|
Raw. Revolting. I am definitely gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||February 1, 2018 1:41 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 151||February 1, 2018 1:46 AM|
I'm Owen Jenkins. I hardly have any hair anywhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||February 1, 2018 1:50 AM|
I'm M'Lynn's Secret Santa. I'm getting a shitty gift.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||February 1, 2018 1:57 AM|
I'm the only thing that separates us from the animals
|by Anonymous||reply 154||February 1, 2018 2:22 AM|
I'm Nurse Pam, the only black person with any lines in this movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||February 1, 2018 3:53 AM|
I'm the horrible wedding singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||February 1, 2018 3:57 AM|
I'm one of the town's sick tickets M'Lynn works with.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||February 1, 2018 4:15 AM|
I am the HIGH political official Nancy Beth got it on with at the local motel. She stunk, didn't shave, and overall was a lousy lay. Not worth the scandal.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||February 1, 2018 5:02 AM|
I’m Jack Jr.’s clown costume. My owner has been taught to say “trick or treat” or something... or something like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||February 1, 2018 6:02 AM|
I'm Jackson. I'm one big hangin' man.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||February 1, 2018 10:13 AM|
I am the big blob of menthol rub in McLaines hankerchief ,that helped her cry in the funeral scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||February 1, 2018 11:32 AM|
I'm Judy. And I quit!
|by Anonymous||reply 162||February 1, 2018 11:39 AM|
I'm Beaches and I'm better.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||February 1, 2018 11:44 AM|
[quote]It's pronounced Nak-a-dish
I thought it was Nack-a-tush?
(To stay on topic): I’m the pot of melted eyebrow wax that makes you pretty.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||February 1, 2018 1:11 PM|
I am the Pepto Bismol reeking layout of pink carpet and pink silk bunting draped over anything that will stand still at the First Presbyterian Church. I will be used up briefly at 2:00, then cast aside soon after.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||February 1, 2018 1:23 PM|
I'm Dolly and even though I can't act, my performance is the best in the film.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||February 1, 2018 2:22 PM|
I'm Truvy and I'm an expert beautician but I obviously don't know how to do my own hair because throughout the entire movie I wear what is obviously a Dolly Parton wig.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||February 1, 2018 3:22 PM|
I am one of three most ungrateful children ever conceived.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||February 1, 2018 5:52 PM|
I'm two pigs fighting under a blanket!
|by Anonymous||reply 169||February 1, 2018 8:43 PM|
I am the NOT difficult questions.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||February 1, 2018 9:07 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 171||February 1, 2018 9:09 PM|
I am the issue of whether Shelby can get pregnant, the doctor didn't say she couldn't, he said she shouldn't.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||February 1, 2018 9:31 PM|
R169 meet R31
|by Anonymous||reply 173||February 2, 2018 1:47 AM|
I am the shrill , hysterical “why whyyyyyy ?” that Sally Feild screams at Shelbys funeral.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||February 2, 2018 3:15 AM|
I'm Anne Boleyn's six fingers.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||February 2, 2018 1:30 PM|
...and three breasts.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||February 2, 2018 1:32 PM|
^^I'm the twelve total.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||February 2, 2018 1:51 PM|
I'm the nice silverware Truvy'd like to keep.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||February 2, 2018 1:52 PM|
I'm the lycra that hasn't left Truvy's thighs since she was 13.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||February 2, 2018 1:54 PM|
I'm the snapping twig that alerts Quiser that Clairee is sneaking up on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||February 2, 2018 1:56 PM|
I'm the color TV that Clairee is too twisted for.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||February 2, 2018 1:59 PM|
I am one of the many critics who'd get the side-eye from female friends and relatives when I said that the film sucked and was a true nadir of "chick flicks".
|by Anonymous||reply 182||February 2, 2018 2:01 PM|
R179, are you also R139?
|by Anonymous||reply 183||February 2, 2018 5:06 PM|
R183 Nope. Was beat to the punch.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||February 2, 2018 9:14 PM|
I'm the grease Ouser can't get into her diet.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||February 2, 2018 10:44 PM|
I’m the half-hardened wax Spud plays with while he’s talking to Truvy right before they leave for Shelby’s funeral. I’m fun to play with.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||April 9, 2018 2:01 AM|
I'm the myths and stereotypes about diabetes which plague this movie and which will needlessly occupy diabetes nonprofits for decades to come.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||April 9, 2018 2:14 AM|
I'm pink, Shelby's signature color. I'm the color of the suit she was buried in, the one with the little red cherries on the lapel.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||April 9, 2018 2:20 AM|
I am the hanging part of Jackson who is one hanging man.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||April 9, 2018 2:31 AM|
I'm the baby Jesuses that Anelle cleaned out the Baptist bookstore in Shreveport.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||April 9, 2018 2:32 AM|
I’m the cream cheese that Miss Merry Christmas’ family looks like it’s made of. Especially her hot blonde brother. In his case, I’d eat myself.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||April 9, 2018 2:36 AM|
I'm the tinsel that she had down around her knees
|by Anonymous||reply 192||April 9, 2018 2:42 AM|
I'm the screen doors everyone slams as rush out. Everyone in this movie is in such a fucking hurry. Calm down, you corn pone idiots. Calm down.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||April 9, 2018 2:53 AM|
I’m the fried chicken, cooked by good Baptist women
|by Anonymous||reply 194||April 9, 2018 3:10 AM|
We just love this movie!
|by Anonymous||reply 195||April 9, 2018 3:17 AM|
I cannot believe there was a day when we actually thought Darryl Hannah was pretty.
It's Nack a tish.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||April 9, 2018 3:34 AM|
Wow, Sally Fields' house in the movie is a bed and breakfast now. I live in Jackson, MS. It would make a nice weekend getaway. I'll have to check it out and report back. Town looks cute and apparently hasn't changed much since the movie was filmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||April 9, 2018 3:46 AM|
I'm the hair clippings on the salon floor that need to be swept up.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||April 11, 2018 11:39 PM|
I'm Rhett and I'm about to snap!
|by Anonymous||reply 199||April 11, 2018 11:53 PM|
I'm the sink that Drum pisses in when he's feeling gentlemanly.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||April 11, 2018 11:59 PM|
I'm Julia's execrable Southern accent, which is execrable despite her being an Atlanta native.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||April 12, 2018 12:01 AM|
Ah am tha Eastah BUN-neh.
|by Anonymous||reply 202||April 12, 2018 12:02 AM|
I'm the lycra that's been on Truuvy's thighs each time she's left the house since she was fourteen.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||April 12, 2018 12:05 AM|
I'm Poke n Beans. Drum eats em with evrythang.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||April 12, 2018 12:55 AM|
I'm the Twinkies Ouser's eating right out of the box.
|by Anonymous||reply 205||April 12, 2018 12:55 AM|
I'm the very bad mood.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||April 12, 2018 12:59 AM|
I'm Drum's coffee that just kicked in.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||April 12, 2018 1:01 AM|
I'm Shelby's fat ugly cousin at the reception bored out of my skull. I secretly want another piece of armadilla cake
|by Anonymous||reply 208||April 12, 2018 1:20 AM|
I'm Julia Robert's head superimposed on someone else's body in the cast photo, so it won't look as though she's two feet taller than Sally Field.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||April 12, 2018 1:29 AM|
R4 - I'm the glass of orange juice.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||April 12, 2018 1:33 AM|
I'm a piece of pulp floating on top of the juice. I'm make Shelby want to gag.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||April 12, 2018 1:38 AM|
I'm the candy in Shelby's purse, which she didn't bring.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||April 12, 2018 1:40 AM|
I'm the Easter bunny costume that Annelle forced Sammy to wear for the egg hunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||April 12, 2018 1:40 AM|
I’m iced tea, the house wine of the South.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||April 12, 2018 1:42 AM|
I’m the artwork in Ouiser’s house. The track lighting highlights me.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||April 12, 2018 1:43 AM|
I'm such a good time - until November.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||April 12, 2018 1:46 AM|
I'm the Cookie Clarie was going to get.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||April 12, 2018 1:48 AM|
I'm the Magnolias.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||April 12, 2018 1:52 AM|
I'm New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||April 12, 2018 1:53 AM|
[quote]I'm the Magnolias.
Well, then, I'm the steel or somethin'.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||April 12, 2018 1:54 AM|
r218 did you come out of my tree?? THAT IS MY TREE, I WILl SPEAK TO MELYNNE ABOUT THIS.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||April 12, 2018 1:58 AM|
I'm truvy's girdle which she never leave home without
|by Anonymous||reply 222||April 12, 2018 2:10 AM|
I'm holy fuck... they're that old (and all alive) ... Dukakis 86; Maclaine 83; Field, 71; Parton, 72.
|by Anonymous||reply 223||April 12, 2018 2:16 AM|
I love r6
|by Anonymous||reply 224||April 12, 2018 2:18 AM|
I’m the hands towels that were used to wipe up the spilled orange juice on the floor.
|by Anonymous||reply 225||April 14, 2018 8:49 PM|
I'm the snake cake which Aunt Fern can't make because she doesn't have enough counter space.
|by Anonymous||reply 226||April 14, 2018 9:20 PM|
I am CALORIES, CALORIES!
|by Anonymous||reply 227||April 14, 2018 9:23 PM|
I’m M’lynn’s hair style, a brown football helmet.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||April 14, 2018 9:32 PM|
I'm one of the sick tickets in this town.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||April 14, 2018 9:33 PM|
I'm the ghost of Bobby Harling's one note career.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||April 14, 2018 9:39 PM|
I'm the toast Drum was going to serve up Weezer's St. Bernard on.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||April 14, 2018 9:49 PM|
[quote]I'm the ghost of Bobby Harling's one note career.
I'm [italic]Soapdish[/italic], the second and last note in his career.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||April 14, 2018 9:59 PM|
I'm Ruth Robeline....I'm a twisted, troubled soul. My life has been an experiment in terror. Husband killed in World War II. My son was killed in Vietnam. I have to tell you, when it comes to suffering, I'm right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||April 14, 2018 10:14 PM|
Was Elizabeth Taylor ever asked to read for any of the roles?
|by Anonymous||reply 234||April 14, 2018 10:21 PM|
I'm the leather vest Sammy wears when he's bartending.
I make him look edgy so Annelle will fall for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||April 14, 2018 10:54 PM|
Bette Davis expressed interest in making the film, before her death. She wanted to play Ouizer, naturally, and have Katharine Hepburn portray Claree, and Elizabeth Taylor for the Truvy role.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||April 15, 2018 1:44 AM|
That would've been an interesting cast
|by Anonymous||reply 237||April 15, 2018 12:39 PM|
We’re the brothers who look completely the same at the end of the movie as they do at the beginning. We’re teenagers, y’all, so when does the growth spurt start? No pubes yet, either. Shouldn’t mom and dad take us to the doctor or somethin’? We’re beginning to suspect we’ve got the diabetes too, like sis, but maybe the more the kind Gary Coleman has or that Webster fella.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||April 15, 2018 3:53 PM|
I'm the black nurse who worked with Shelby and lied and said the Halloween costume she made was cute and I was the only black in a whole film set in the south!
|by Anonymous||reply 239||April 15, 2018 4:49 PM|
I'm the syringes in Julia's dressing room. Vitamin B shots you know.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||April 15, 2018 5:02 PM|
[quote]I'm holy fuck... they're that old (and all alive) ... Dukakis 86; Maclaine 83; Field, 71; Parton, 72.
I looked up Tom Skerritt and he's 84. I didn't know he was that old.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||April 16, 2018 1:11 AM|
I'm the awful pink ascot worn at the wedding.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||April 16, 2018 4:22 AM|
I’m blush and bashful.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||April 16, 2018 4:48 AM|
I'm grape or obergine
|by Anonymous||reply 244||April 16, 2018 12:06 PM|
r244 AUBERGINE. (French or UK English for eggplant.)
|by Anonymous||reply 245||April 16, 2018 4:32 PM|
I'm the motorcycle that Louie and Sammy ride off at the end.
|by Anonymous||reply 246||April 17, 2018 4:42 AM|
What an awful film.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||April 17, 2018 4:43 AM|
R247= Janice Van Meter
|by Anonymous||reply 248||April 17, 2018 11:35 AM|
Let's not, ok?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||April 17, 2018 11:36 AM|
I'm the frightened fish
|by Anonymous||reply 250||April 17, 2018 12:01 PM|
I’m the movie poster in which all of the actresses appeared as themselves (except for Sally who has full on M’Lynn hair and wardrobe).
|by Anonymous||reply 251||April 17, 2018 1:41 PM|
I'm Dolly Parton. My agent got my name before Shirley MacLaine's on the poster.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||April 17, 2018 2:26 PM|
I think the credits went by on screen time. Dolly has more time than Shirley. Julia had the least.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||April 17, 2018 9:14 PM|
I'm the 50 pounds of crab claws, slowly marinating.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||June 13, 2018 8:36 AM|
Im Dylan McDermott.
I was at the zenith of my beauty in this movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||June 13, 2018 9:20 AM|
[quote] I'm the three minutes of wonderful that Shelby would rather have than a lifetime of nothing special.
And those three minutes resulted in Jackson, Jr., born on the 3rd of July.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||February 11, 2019 1:32 AM|
I'm the men who fled the house when they knew SM was about to be watched. We've come back, but too early. It's still on.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||February 11, 2019 9:51 PM|
I’m the birds being shot at
|by Anonymous||reply 258||July 8, 2019 1:25 AM|
I'm Herb Ross' bitch wife Lee.
At the London premiere I will take the seat reserved for the Princess of Whales . I will then refuse to move.
I will be ushered out.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||July 8, 2019 2:33 AM|
I'm the poor fish which were scared to death when Shelby and Jackson went skinny dipping. "We did things that frightened fish!"
|by Anonymous||reply 260||July 8, 2019 2:34 AM|
I'm the Zydeco music being played at the wedding reception.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||July 8, 2019 2:37 AM|
Well shit, I think you guys just about hit every point in the film. Clarifying for R116 - the reference was to Anne Boelyn and Amber Lynn, the 80s porn star.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||July 8, 2019 2:45 AM|
I'm cute James Wleck who was also on Ryan's Hope and One Life to Live.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||July 8, 2019 3:07 AM|
I’m Dolly’s tits, covered up & not a plot point for the first time in her career.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||February 15, 2020 10:14 PM|
I'm a pack of straight white women who all talk like black drag queens with really bad Southern accents, even the ones who were born there.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||February 15, 2020 10:16 PM|
I'm the 30 minutes of wonderful that Shelby had with Jackson when they went parking. It made up for her dread of a lifetime of nothing special.
|by Anonymous||reply 266||February 15, 2020 10:38 PM|
I'm the cleaners that's open on a Sunday. Easter Sunday no less.
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