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Let's Be Steel Magnolias

I'm Clairee's Opinion About ALL Gay Men:

"All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."

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by Anonymousreply 267April 4, 2021 3:25 PM

I'm the ass end of the armadillo cake.

by Anonymousreply 1January 30, 2018 9:15 AM

I’m Fried Green Tomatoes. I’m frequently compared to Steel Magnolias and always come out second best.

by Anonymousreply 2January 30, 2018 9:16 AM

I’m the bag of tomatoes from Ouiser’s garden which she sits on in Truvy’s Salon.

by Anonymousreply 3January 30, 2018 9:22 AM

I'm Julia Roberts' Academy award nomination just for looking pretty and shaking while holding a glass of orange juice.

by Anonymousreply 4January 30, 2018 9:29 AM

I'm Trucy's recipe for Cuppa Cuppa Cuppa.

by Anonymousreply 5January 30, 2018 9:37 AM

I’m the horrible short wig on Shelby that looks like it was ordered from the back page of Parade magazine.

by Anonymousreply 6January 30, 2018 9:37 AM

I'm the bird that shit on Ouisers face when I got chased out of the Eatenton's tree on Shelby's wedding day using firecrackers

by Anonymousreply 7January 30, 2018 9:40 AM

You know, I have never seen this movie, or Fried Green Tomatoes, and don't feel deprived. In fact, somewhat relieved.

by Anonymousreply 8January 30, 2018 9:49 AM

I'm Blush....who should never, ever be paired with Bashful, you uncouth cunt.

by Anonymousreply 9January 30, 2018 9:52 AM

R9 Blush Pink vs. Bashful Pink

by Anonymousreply 10January 30, 2018 9:54 AM

[quote] I’m Fried Green Tomatoes. I’m frequently compared to Steel Magnolias and always come out second best.

Even though the former is the one that has lesbians in it. Or at least it did in the book.

by Anonymousreply 11January 30, 2018 10:01 AM

I'm Ann Wedgeworth, I play Aunt Fern and I steal every scene I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 12January 30, 2018 10:50 AM

I'm Sammy... I'm so confused, I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my butt.

by Anonymousreply 13January 30, 2018 10:57 AM

I'm Ruth Rovelene. My life has been an experiment in terror.

by Anonymousreply 14January 30, 2018 10:58 AM

I am one horrible hairdo, that looks flammable.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 30, 2018 11:06 AM

I'm Janice Van Meter. And I do my own hair.

by Anonymousreply 16January 30, 2018 12:11 PM

I'm A Tale of Two Kidneys

by Anonymousreply 17January 30, 2018 12:11 PM

I'm the nayteevaty made out of sparklers.

by Anonymousreply 18January 30, 2018 12:13 PM

I'm the grape or aubergine football uniforms.

by Anonymousreply 19January 30, 2018 12:14 PM

We're the nude guys giving Shirley an eyeful.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 30, 2018 12:21 PM

I'm Arnelle's contact. Nobody move or you might step on me!

by Anonymousreply 21January 30, 2018 12:26 PM

I’m the size 8 shoe that Truvy wears, although she usually wears a 6.

by Anonymousreply 22January 30, 2018 12:29 PM

I'm the fucking terrible acting from every single one of the "stars." The whole thing is a mess from top to bottom. It's not even good "camp."

by Anonymousreply 23January 30, 2018 1:01 PM

I'm the luggage that Claree loves less than Ouiser.

by Anonymousreply 24January 30, 2018 1:11 PM

I'm the estrogen-filled, passive agressive stereotypes of Southern women! I'm funny, y'all! I'm just a hoot!

by Anonymousreply 25January 30, 2018 1:12 PM

I'm Miss Merry Christmas, and I'm a fucking WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 26January 30, 2018 1:16 PM

R23, go back to "Four Weddings and a Funeral."

by Anonymousreply 27January 30, 2018 1:32 PM

I'm the beautifully set small city of Natchitoches, Louisiana, where this movie was filmed. It's pronounced Nak-a-dish by the natives, and I can just imagine what kind of Republican backwater hellhole it is to live in.

by Anonymousreply 28January 30, 2018 1:52 PM

I'm the obligatory remake with an all black cast.

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by Anonymousreply 29January 30, 2018 1:58 PM

I'm the T-shirt that reads: "I SLAPPED OUISER BOUDREAUX!!

by Anonymousreply 30January 30, 2018 2:02 PM

I'm the two pigs fighting under a blanket.

by Anonymousreply 31January 30, 2018 2:02 PM

I'm little hairs and fuzzies.

by Anonymousreply 32January 30, 2018 2:05 PM

I’m Dylan McDermott’s FINE ASS

by Anonymousreply 33January 30, 2018 2:07 PM

I'm Sammy's Easter Bunny head.

by Anonymousreply 34January 30, 2018 2:12 PM

I'm the fun Annelle drinking and smoking

by Anonymousreply 35January 30, 2018 2:43 PM

I am the six completely different Southern accents spoken by the main cast.

by Anonymousreply 36January 30, 2018 3:08 PM

I'm Shelly's huge (nine brides maids), garish pink wedding that must have cost Drum and M'Lynn at least $50,000.

by Anonymousreply 37January 30, 2018 3:10 PM

I'm Annelle's cat's eye glasses which are at least 30 years out of fashion.

by Anonymousreply 38January 30, 2018 3:12 PM

I'm Jack Jr., bawling his head off in his cute little Halloween costume.

by Anonymousreply 39January 30, 2018 3:14 PM

I'm the production assistant who had to blow up and attach the condoms to the get-a-way car.

by Anonymousreply 40January 30, 2018 3:40 PM

I'm the baseball that hit Janice Van Meter's head.It was fabulous. [R28] honey you are so right ,it was hellish.

by Anonymousreply 41January 30, 2018 4:13 PM

I am the graveyard in which Sally Field wept for her dead daughter.

by Anonymousreply 42January 30, 2018 4:16 PM

I’m the pot of spaghetti sauce (or was it chili?) that boiled down to tar while Shelby was busy croaking.

by Anonymousreply 43January 30, 2018 4:17 PM

I'm Ted Bundy, and Ouiser's handwriting looks a lot like mine.

by Anonymousreply 44January 30, 2018 5:24 PM

I'm Shelby's coffin, for which Drum and M'Lynn (and Jackson?) spared no expense, covered in pink roses. I'm also the beautiful flowers at her funeral, all pink I assume. The funeral must have cost as much as the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 45January 30, 2018 5:32 PM

I'm the old man who just realized this movie turns 30 next year

by Anonymousreply 46January 30, 2018 5:38 PM

I am the pronunciation "Eastah BUN-neh"!

by Anonymousreply 47January 30, 2018 5:43 PM

I'm the little brat who slaps Ouiser at the end.

by Anonymousreply 48January 30, 2018 5:43 PM

I'm the locals hired for the wedding reception scene. We were hired from the local Fred Astaire studio to dance Cajun-style. The least they could have done is provided good hair, makeup and clothing. As it is, we are all hideously dressed and coiffed and look like the local yokels we are.

by Anonymousreply 49January 30, 2018 6:01 PM

I'm sweet tea, the House Wine of the South. Has she never heard of the Biltmore Estate?

by Anonymousreply 50January 30, 2018 6:06 PM

I'm the farting.

by Anonymousreply 51January 30, 2018 6:11 PM

I'm the juice Shelby needs to drink!

by Anonymousreply 52January 30, 2018 6:16 PM

I'm Ouiser's mustache than Annelle painfully waxes off.

by Anonymousreply 53January 30, 2018 7:08 PM

I'm incorporated like Truvy's salon!

by Anonymousreply 54January 30, 2018 7:11 PM

I'm the cake for the baby's birthday on July 3rd.

by Anonymousreply 55January 30, 2018 7:24 PM

I'm all the quirky, kooky Southern names: M'Lynn, Clairee, Quiser, Annelle, Truvy, Shelby, Drum, Spud. Aren't we just so doggone cute?

by Anonymousreply 56January 30, 2018 8:59 PM

I'm Tommy and Jonathan who got fucked by Jackson's huge dick, when Shelby was in a coma.

by Anonymousreply 57January 30, 2018 9:21 PM

I'm all gay men. All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve

by Anonymousreply 58January 30, 2018 9:29 PM

R58, did you not read the OP’s post?

by Anonymousreply 59January 30, 2018 9:31 PM

Possibly and probably forgot it R59.

by Anonymousreply 60January 30, 2018 9:31 PM

[quote]And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve

I'm the TV movie [italic]Coat of Many Colors[/italic] in which Rick Schroder plays Dolly Parton's father but Dolly herself is nowhere to be found. This also brings full circle Dexter Stuffins queening out over Whitney Houston on [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic], since both singers have the song "I Will Always Love You" in common.

by Anonymousreply 61January 30, 2018 9:34 PM

She did R59, and found it clever and wanted to pretend she had remembered it.

by Anonymousreply 62January 30, 2018 9:35 PM

Quit making things up R62.

by Anonymousreply 63January 30, 2018 9:36 PM

We see you r58

by Anonymousreply 64January 30, 2018 9:41 PM

Okay R64. I'm asceered now.

by Anonymousreply 65January 30, 2018 9:44 PM

you should be naughty r65!

by Anonymousreply 66January 30, 2018 9:49 PM

We're the correctly spelled tattoos on Spud's girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 67January 30, 2018 9:49 PM

Shelby looked like shit after she cut her hair.

by Anonymousreply 68January 30, 2018 9:52 PM

To be fair, it is Julia Roberts, R68.

by Anonymousreply 69January 30, 2018 9:55 PM

I am the evil that must be destroyed.

by Anonymousreply 70January 30, 2018 9:58 PM

I'm laughter through tears, Truvy's favorite emotion.

by Anonymousreply 71January 30, 2018 10:01 PM

I am the giant puddle of juice on the floor that Shelby spills during her fit.

by Anonymousreply 72January 30, 2018 10:04 PM

We're the naked jocks in the locker room Clairee reports from.

by Anonymousreply 73January 30, 2018 10:05 PM

I'm the compact mirror that Ouiser uses to surreptitiously view above naked jocks.

by Anonymousreply 74January 30, 2018 10:32 PM

I am the vibrant purple of the football tops that Clairee admires in the locker room full of naked men.

by Anonymousreply 75January 30, 2018 10:37 PM

I am Clairee's definition of "color commentator."

by Anonymousreply 76January 30, 2018 10:40 PM

I'm Shelby's juice why won't this bitch drink me!?

by Anonymousreply 77January 30, 2018 10:47 PM

I haven’t seen this film in years, but R76 prompted me to ask, “Are there any black people in it?”

by Anonymousreply 78January 30, 2018 10:55 PM

I’m the candy in Truvy’s cabinet drawer, used for special occasions like Shelby’s diabetic seizures.

by Anonymousreply 79January 30, 2018 10:56 PM

I'm Texas. M'Lynn can jog all the way to me and back.

by Anonymousreply 80January 30, 2018 11:04 PM

I'm the Magnolias in the tree

by Anonymousreply 81January 30, 2018 11:04 PM

I'm the A&P. God invented me for easter egg dye kits.

by Anonymousreply 82January 30, 2018 11:04 PM

I'm Annelle's new shoes that need to be broken in.

by Anonymousreply 83January 30, 2018 11:05 PM

I’m the small child that Ouiser ran over, putting her in a good mood.

by Anonymousreply 84January 30, 2018 11:06 PM

I'm the dip that's on the side of Ouser's mouth when she sees Owen for the first time.

by Anonymousreply 85January 30, 2018 11:07 PM

I'm Jonathan Ward and Scott Baio didn't molest me.

by Anonymousreply 86January 30, 2018 11:09 PM

I’m the kidney M’Lynn donated to her daughter, which was a waste since Shelby died anyway.

by Anonymousreply 87January 30, 2018 11:09 PM

I'm the dishes Drum takes out of the sink before he pees in it.

by Anonymousreply 88January 30, 2018 11:10 PM

I'm the nails M'Lynn's ready to spit cause she. can't. call. the. shots.

by Anonymousreply 89January 30, 2018 11:12 PM

I’m the nails Shelby has been driving through her veins.

by Anonymousreply 90January 30, 2018 11:14 PM

I'm all the cans of beans Drum eats with anything

by Anonymousreply 91January 30, 2018 11:14 PM

I’m the coffee that kicked in, making Drum run to the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 92January 30, 2018 11:17 PM

I'm the plenty of money Clairee has to buy KPPD Radio.

by Anonymousreply 93January 30, 2018 11:19 PM

I'm Grey Icing!

by Anonymousreply 94January 30, 2018 11:23 PM

I'm Steve's track lighting

by Anonymousreply 95January 30, 2018 11:24 PM

I'm the theater trip to NY that will never happen.

by Anonymousreply 96January 30, 2018 11:24 PM

I'm the open bathroom door while Claree either pisses or takes a dump.

by Anonymousreply 97January 30, 2018 11:25 PM

I'm the back issues of Southern Hair Annelle mooches off Truvy.

by Anonymousreply 98January 30, 2018 11:25 PM

I’m the dedication of the new children’s park

by Anonymousreply 99January 30, 2018 11:26 PM

I'm Annelle's ability to do good hair, and I am not affected by her personal tragedy.

by Anonymousreply 100January 31, 2018 12:01 AM

I'm the beer in Annelle's frigidaire. I'm a sin against god.

by Anonymousreply 101January 31, 2018 12:02 AM

I'm the three minutes of wonderful that Shelby would rather have than a lifetime of nothing special.

by Anonymousreply 102January 31, 2018 12:04 AM

I'm Why. I'm what M'Lynn wants to know.

by Anonymousreply 103January 31, 2018 12:14 AM

I'm a group of Southern straight women -- we all talk like drag queens.

by Anonymousreply 104January 31, 2018 12:17 AM

I'm the big black cock that Annelle secretly loves.

by Anonymousreply 105January 31, 2018 12:36 AM

I'm cousin Marshall not-so-secretly getting it from R105.

by Anonymousreply 106January 31, 2018 12:41 AM

I'm Ouiser's 40 year old very bad mood.

by Anonymousreply 107January 31, 2018 12:45 AM

I'm the bacon Ouiser tosses into her shopping cart thinking it will kill her. 25 years later, science will prove otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 108January 31, 2018 12:49 AM

I'm Annelle's contact that pops out.

by Anonymousreply 109January 31, 2018 1:12 AM

R109, meet R21.

by Anonymousreply 110January 31, 2018 1:15 AM

I'm the wreath of Baby Jesus' Annelle made cleaning out the thrift sales.

by Anonymousreply 111January 31, 2018 1:15 AM

R110, shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

by Anonymousreply 112January 31, 2018 1:16 AM

We're the chili dogs and cotton candy at the fair.

by Anonymousreply 113January 31, 2018 1:19 AM

I'm the one armed paper hanger. I'm busy.

by Anonymousreply 114January 31, 2018 1:39 AM

I'm the fish. Shelby and Jackson frightened us when they were doing things while skinny dipping.

by Anonymousreply 115January 31, 2018 1:41 AM

I'm Ann Berlin.

by Anonymousreply 116January 31, 2018 1:41 AM

I'm Whitey Black. Do I have opposable thumbs? Drum's not sure.

by Anonymousreply 117January 31, 2018 1:43 AM

I'm the broken champagne glasses.

by Anonymousreply 118January 31, 2018 1:56 AM

I'm the obvious stand in for Julia Roberts during the Jack Jr birthday scene. You never see my face but it's obvious that Julia was not present for filming that day.

by Anonymousreply 119January 31, 2018 3:21 AM

I'm Sammy Wayne DeSoto, and I'd rather eat dirt.

by Anonymousreply 120January 31, 2018 3:22 AM

I'm Circus of the Stars. We do kidney transplants all the time.

by Anonymousreply 121January 31, 2018 3:23 AM

I'm C. Houser and I played Jack Jr. as a 1-year-old. I turned 30 last year.

by Anonymousreply 122January 31, 2018 6:25 AM

I am Clairee's luggage: overweight, damaged, cheap and unclaimed.

by Anonymousreply 123January 31, 2018 6:34 AM

I'm Ouiser's bench. Get the fuck off me Clairee.

by Anonymousreply 124January 31, 2018 6:42 AM

I'm Ouiser's dog and if I needed a kidney, she'd give me one.

by Anonymousreply 125January 31, 2018 6:44 AM

[quote]R29 I'm the obligatory remake with an all black cast.

That sounds sooooooooo much more interesting than the original!!

by Anonymousreply 126January 31, 2018 6:44 AM

I'm Daryl Hannah, who thinks wearing glasses is acting.

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by Anonymousreply 127January 31, 2018 6:51 AM

I think you’re a CHAIN, r54.

by Anonymousreply 128January 31, 2018 7:44 AM

I'm Spud's competition who owns his own equipment.

by Anonymousreply 129January 31, 2018 12:00 PM

I'm the remake starring Julia Roberts who's now old enough to play M'Lynn

by Anonymousreply 130January 31, 2018 12:53 PM

I'm Shelby's diabetes that always fucked up her life and slowly helped to kill her.

by Anonymousreply 131January 31, 2018 1:19 PM

I am the hairspray mask that Truvy covers her face with while Annelle, valedictorian of the hairdo class, corrects her poofy work.

by Anonymousreply 132January 31, 2018 1:26 PM

I'm the jock penises that are exposed to Ouiser -- trying to decide whether to get hard or not.

by Anonymousreply 133January 31, 2018 1:36 PM

I'm the hitherto confused young gayling watching the locker room scene and then realizing....

by Anonymousreply 134January 31, 2018 1:50 PM

I'm the beautiful Georges Delerue theme music.

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by Anonymousreply 135January 31, 2018 4:09 PM

[quote] I'm the jock penises that are exposed to Ouiser -- trying to decide whether to get hard or not.

I'm Ray Stark. I put that in for the gay men just like the panties in [italic]Annie[/italic] were for the lesbians. Thanks for making Streisand a star and by proxy making me rich!

by Anonymousreply 136January 31, 2018 5:00 PM

I always wondered about that R119.

by Anonymousreply 137January 31, 2018 10:25 PM

I'm the freezes beautifully section of Annelle's cookbook.

by Anonymousreply 138January 31, 2018 10:28 PM

I'm Lycra. Truvy hasn't left the house without me on her thighs since she was 13.

Because she was brought up right.

by Anonymousreply 139January 31, 2018 10:47 PM

I'm Loretta Lynn coming to get a loose meat sandwich at the Christmas fair.

by Anonymousreply 140January 31, 2018 11:01 PM

I'm Sam Shepard. What the hell am I doing in THIS movie?

by Anonymousreply 141January 31, 2018 11:05 PM

I'm the relieved little chink girl who is very relieved that Shelby died before their China "vacation".

by Anonymousreply 142January 31, 2018 11:16 PM

I am Herbert Ross’s ass and I was handed to Herbert by Dolly when he criticizes her acting. Dolly politely reminds Herbert that he was the Director and it was his job to make her appear she was acting, in front of the cast.

by Anonymousreply 143January 31, 2018 11:40 PM

I'm my exercises. Shelby could put a LITTLE effort into it.

by Anonymousreply 144February 1, 2018 12:54 AM

I'm the Baptist bookstore in Shrievport that got cleaned out of baby Jesuses

by Anonymousreply 145February 1, 2018 12:57 AM

Hey douche-cunt OP, remember what you did to my post last night??

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by Anonymousreply 146February 1, 2018 1:26 AM

Let's all be steel-holes!

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by Anonymousreply 147February 1, 2018 1:27 AM

Yeah, eat my steel hole OP

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by Anonymousreply 148February 1, 2018 1:28 AM

OP likes me he really likes me!!

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by Anonymousreply 149February 1, 2018 1:29 AM

Raw. Revolting. I am definitely gay.

by Anonymousreply 150February 1, 2018 1:41 AM


by Anonymousreply 151February 1, 2018 1:46 AM

I'm Owen Jenkins. I hardly have any hair anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 152February 1, 2018 1:50 AM

I'm M'Lynn's Secret Santa. I'm getting a shitty gift.

by Anonymousreply 153February 1, 2018 1:57 AM

I'm the only thing that separates us from the animals

by Anonymousreply 154February 1, 2018 2:22 AM

I'm Nurse Pam, the only black person with any lines in this movie.

by Anonymousreply 155February 1, 2018 3:53 AM

I'm the horrible wedding singer.

by Anonymousreply 156February 1, 2018 3:57 AM

I'm one of the town's sick tickets M'Lynn works with.

by Anonymousreply 157February 1, 2018 4:15 AM

I am the HIGH political official Nancy Beth got it on with at the local motel. She stunk, didn't shave, and overall was a lousy lay. Not worth the scandal.

by Anonymousreply 158February 1, 2018 5:02 AM

I’m Jack Jr.’s clown costume. My owner has been taught to say “trick or treat” or something... or something like that.

by Anonymousreply 159February 1, 2018 6:02 AM

I'm Jackson. I'm one big hangin' man.

by Anonymousreply 160February 1, 2018 10:13 AM

I am the big blob of menthol rub in McLaines hankerchief ,that helped her cry in the funeral scene.

by Anonymousreply 161February 1, 2018 11:32 AM

I'm Judy. And I quit!

by Anonymousreply 162February 1, 2018 11:39 AM

I'm Beaches and I'm better.

by Anonymousreply 163February 1, 2018 11:44 AM

[quote]It's pronounced Nak-a-dish

I thought it was Nack-a-tush?

(To stay on topic): I’m the pot of melted eyebrow wax that makes you pretty.

by Anonymousreply 164February 1, 2018 1:11 PM

I am the Pepto Bismol reeking layout of pink carpet and pink silk bunting draped over anything that will stand still at the First Presbyterian Church. I will be used up briefly at 2:00, then cast aside soon after.

by Anonymousreply 165February 1, 2018 1:23 PM

I'm Dolly and even though I can't act, my performance is the best in the film.

by Anonymousreply 166February 1, 2018 2:22 PM

I'm Truvy and I'm an expert beautician but I obviously don't know how to do my own hair because throughout the entire movie I wear what is obviously a Dolly Parton wig.

by Anonymousreply 167February 1, 2018 3:22 PM

I am one of three most ungrateful children ever conceived.

by Anonymousreply 168February 1, 2018 5:52 PM

I'm two pigs fighting under a blanket!

by Anonymousreply 169February 1, 2018 8:43 PM

I am the NOT difficult questions.

by Anonymousreply 170February 1, 2018 9:07 PM

I'm windblown!

by Anonymousreply 171February 1, 2018 9:09 PM

I am the issue of whether Shelby can get pregnant, the doctor didn't say she couldn't, he said she shouldn't.

by Anonymousreply 172February 1, 2018 9:31 PM

R169 meet R31

by Anonymousreply 173February 2, 2018 1:47 AM

I am the shrill , hysterical “why whyyyyyy ?” that Sally Feild screams at Shelbys funeral.

by Anonymousreply 174February 2, 2018 3:15 AM

I'm Anne Boleyn's six fingers.

by Anonymousreply 175February 2, 2018 1:30 PM

...and three breasts.

by Anonymousreply 176February 2, 2018 1:32 PM

^^I'm the twelve total.

by Anonymousreply 177February 2, 2018 1:51 PM

I'm the nice silverware Truvy'd like to keep.

by Anonymousreply 178February 2, 2018 1:52 PM

I'm the lycra that hasn't left Truvy's thighs since she was 13.

by Anonymousreply 179February 2, 2018 1:54 PM

I'm the snapping twig that alerts Quiser that Clairee is sneaking up on her.

by Anonymousreply 180February 2, 2018 1:56 PM

I'm the color TV that Clairee is too twisted for.

by Anonymousreply 181February 2, 2018 1:59 PM

I am one of the many critics who'd get the side-eye from female friends and relatives when I said that the film sucked and was a true nadir of "chick flicks".

by Anonymousreply 182February 2, 2018 2:01 PM

R179, are you also R139?

by Anonymousreply 183February 2, 2018 5:06 PM

R183 Nope. Was beat to the punch.

by Anonymousreply 184February 2, 2018 9:14 PM

I'm the grease Ouser can't get into her diet.

by Anonymousreply 185February 2, 2018 10:44 PM

I’m the half-hardened wax Spud plays with while he’s talking to Truvy right before they leave for Shelby’s funeral. I’m fun to play with.

by Anonymousreply 186April 9, 2018 2:01 AM

I'm the myths and stereotypes about diabetes which plague this movie and which will needlessly occupy diabetes nonprofits for decades to come.

by Anonymousreply 187April 9, 2018 2:14 AM

I'm pink, Shelby's signature color. I'm the color of the suit she was buried in, the one with the little red cherries on the lapel.

by Anonymousreply 188April 9, 2018 2:20 AM

I am the hanging part of Jackson who is one hanging man.

by Anonymousreply 189April 9, 2018 2:31 AM

I'm the baby Jesuses that Anelle cleaned out the Baptist bookstore in Shreveport.

by Anonymousreply 190April 9, 2018 2:32 AM

I’m the cream cheese that Miss Merry Christmas’ family looks like it’s made of. Especially her hot blonde brother. In his case, I’d eat myself.

by Anonymousreply 191April 9, 2018 2:36 AM

I'm the tinsel that she had down around her knees

by Anonymousreply 192April 9, 2018 2:42 AM

I'm the screen doors everyone slams as rush out. Everyone in this movie is in such a fucking hurry. Calm down, you corn pone idiots. Calm down.

by Anonymousreply 193April 9, 2018 2:53 AM

I’m the fried chicken, cooked by good Baptist women

by Anonymousreply 194April 9, 2018 3:10 AM

We just love this movie!

by Anonymousreply 195April 9, 2018 3:17 AM

I cannot believe there was a day when we actually thought Darryl Hannah was pretty.

It's Nack a tish.

by Anonymousreply 196April 9, 2018 3:34 AM

Wow, Sally Fields' house in the movie is a bed and breakfast now. I live in Jackson, MS. It would make a nice weekend getaway. I'll have to check it out and report back. Town looks cute and apparently hasn't changed much since the movie was filmed.

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by Anonymousreply 197April 9, 2018 3:46 AM

I'm the hair clippings on the salon floor that need to be swept up.

by Anonymousreply 198April 11, 2018 11:39 PM

I'm Rhett and I'm about to snap!

by Anonymousreply 199April 11, 2018 11:53 PM

I'm the sink that Drum pisses in when he's feeling gentlemanly.

by Anonymousreply 200April 11, 2018 11:59 PM

I'm Julia's execrable Southern accent, which is execrable despite her being an Atlanta native.

by Anonymousreply 201April 12, 2018 12:01 AM

Ah am tha Eastah BUN-neh.

by Anonymousreply 202April 12, 2018 12:02 AM

I'm the lycra that's been on Truuvy's thighs each time she's left the house since she was fourteen.

by Anonymousreply 203April 12, 2018 12:05 AM

I'm Poke n Beans. Drum eats em with evrythang.

by Anonymousreply 204April 12, 2018 12:55 AM

I'm the Twinkies Ouser's eating right out of the box.

by Anonymousreply 205April 12, 2018 12:55 AM

I'm the very bad mood.

by Anonymousreply 206April 12, 2018 12:59 AM

I'm Drum's coffee that just kicked in.

by Anonymousreply 207April 12, 2018 1:01 AM

I'm Shelby's fat ugly cousin at the reception bored out of my skull. I secretly want another piece of armadilla cake

by Anonymousreply 208April 12, 2018 1:20 AM

I'm Julia Robert's head superimposed on someone else's body in the cast photo, so it won't look as though she's two feet taller than Sally Field.

by Anonymousreply 209April 12, 2018 1:29 AM

R4 - I'm the glass of orange juice.

by Anonymousreply 210April 12, 2018 1:33 AM

I'm a piece of pulp floating on top of the juice. I'm make Shelby want to gag.

by Anonymousreply 211April 12, 2018 1:38 AM

I'm the candy in Shelby's purse, which she didn't bring.

by Anonymousreply 212April 12, 2018 1:40 AM

I'm the Easter bunny costume that Annelle forced Sammy to wear for the egg hunt.

by Anonymousreply 213April 12, 2018 1:40 AM

I’m iced tea, the house wine of the South.

by Anonymousreply 214April 12, 2018 1:42 AM

I’m the artwork in Ouiser’s house. The track lighting highlights me.

by Anonymousreply 215April 12, 2018 1:43 AM

I'm such a good time - until November.

by Anonymousreply 216April 12, 2018 1:46 AM

I'm the Cookie Clarie was going to get.

by Anonymousreply 217April 12, 2018 1:48 AM

I'm the Magnolias.

by Anonymousreply 218April 12, 2018 1:52 AM

I'm New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman.

by Anonymousreply 219April 12, 2018 1:53 AM

[quote]I'm the Magnolias.

Well, then, I'm the steel or somethin'.

by Anonymousreply 220April 12, 2018 1:54 AM

r218 did you come out of my tree?? THAT IS MY TREE, I WILl SPEAK TO MELYNNE ABOUT THIS.

by Anonymousreply 221April 12, 2018 1:58 AM

I'm truvy's girdle which she never leave home without

by Anonymousreply 222April 12, 2018 2:10 AM

I'm holy fuck... they're that old (and all alive) ... Dukakis 86; Maclaine 83; Field, 71; Parton, 72.

by Anonymousreply 223April 12, 2018 2:16 AM

I love r6

by Anonymousreply 224April 12, 2018 2:18 AM

I’m the hands towels that were used to wipe up the spilled orange juice on the floor.

by Anonymousreply 225April 14, 2018 8:49 PM

I'm the snake cake which Aunt Fern can't make because she doesn't have enough counter space.

by Anonymousreply 226April 14, 2018 9:20 PM


by Anonymousreply 227April 14, 2018 9:23 PM

I’m M’lynn’s hair style, a brown football helmet.

by Anonymousreply 228April 14, 2018 9:32 PM

I'm one of the sick tickets in this town.

by Anonymousreply 229April 14, 2018 9:33 PM

I'm the ghost of Bobby Harling's one note career.

by Anonymousreply 230April 14, 2018 9:39 PM

I'm the toast Drum was going to serve up Weezer's St. Bernard on.

by Anonymousreply 231April 14, 2018 9:49 PM

[quote]I'm the ghost of Bobby Harling's one note career.

I'm [italic]Soapdish[/italic], the second and last note in his career.

by Anonymousreply 232April 14, 2018 9:59 PM

I'm Ruth Robeline....I'm a twisted, troubled soul. My life has been an experiment in terror. Husband killed in World War II. My son was killed in Vietnam. I have to tell you, when it comes to suffering, I'm right up there with Elizabeth Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 233April 14, 2018 10:14 PM

Was Elizabeth Taylor ever asked to read for any of the roles?

by Anonymousreply 234April 14, 2018 10:21 PM

I'm the leather vest Sammy wears when he's bartending.

I make him look edgy so Annelle will fall for him.

by Anonymousreply 235April 14, 2018 10:54 PM

Bette Davis expressed interest in making the film, before her death. She wanted to play Ouizer, naturally, and have Katharine Hepburn portray Claree, and Elizabeth Taylor for the Truvy role.

by Anonymousreply 236April 15, 2018 1:44 AM

That would've been an interesting cast

by Anonymousreply 237April 15, 2018 12:39 PM

We’re the brothers who look completely the same at the end of the movie as they do at the beginning. We’re teenagers, y’all, so when does the growth spurt start? No pubes yet, either. Shouldn’t mom and dad take us to the doctor or somethin’? We’re beginning to suspect we’ve got the diabetes too, like sis, but maybe the more the kind Gary Coleman has or that Webster fella.

by Anonymousreply 238April 15, 2018 3:53 PM

I'm the black nurse who worked with Shelby and lied and said the Halloween costume she made was cute and I was the only black in a whole film set in the south!

by Anonymousreply 239April 15, 2018 4:49 PM

I'm the syringes in Julia's dressing room. Vitamin B shots you know.

by Anonymousreply 240April 15, 2018 5:02 PM

[quote]I'm holy fuck... they're that old (and all alive) ... Dukakis 86; Maclaine 83; Field, 71; Parton, 72.

I looked up Tom Skerritt and he's 84. I didn't know he was that old.

by Anonymousreply 241April 16, 2018 1:11 AM

I'm the awful pink ascot worn at the wedding.

by Anonymousreply 242April 16, 2018 4:22 AM

I’m blush and bashful.

by Anonymousreply 243April 16, 2018 4:48 AM

I'm grape or obergine

by Anonymousreply 244April 16, 2018 12:06 PM

r244 AUBERGINE. (French or UK English for eggplant.)

by Anonymousreply 245April 16, 2018 4:32 PM

I'm the motorcycle that Louie and Sammy ride off at the end.

by Anonymousreply 246April 17, 2018 4:42 AM

What an awful film.

by Anonymousreply 247April 17, 2018 4:43 AM

R247= Janice Van Meter

by Anonymousreply 248April 17, 2018 11:35 AM

Let's not, ok?

by Anonymousreply 249April 17, 2018 11:36 AM

I'm the frightened fish

by Anonymousreply 250April 17, 2018 12:01 PM

I’m the movie poster in which all of the actresses appeared as themselves (except for Sally who has full on M’Lynn hair and wardrobe).

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by Anonymousreply 251April 17, 2018 1:41 PM

I'm Dolly Parton. My agent got my name before Shirley MacLaine's on the poster.

by Anonymousreply 252April 17, 2018 2:26 PM

I think the credits went by on screen time. Dolly has more time than Shirley. Julia had the least.

by Anonymousreply 253April 17, 2018 9:14 PM

I'm the 50 pounds of crab claws, slowly marinating.

by Anonymousreply 254June 13, 2018 8:36 AM

Im Dylan McDermott.

I was at the zenith of my beauty in this movie.

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by Anonymousreply 255June 13, 2018 9:20 AM

[quote] I'm the three minutes of wonderful that Shelby would rather have than a lifetime of nothing special.

And those three minutes resulted in Jackson, Jr., born on the 3rd of July.

by Anonymousreply 256February 11, 2019 1:32 AM

I'm the men who fled the house when they knew SM was about to be watched. We've come back, but too early. It's still on.

by Anonymousreply 257February 11, 2019 9:51 PM

I’m the birds being shot at

by Anonymousreply 258July 8, 2019 1:25 AM

I'm Herb Ross' bitch wife Lee.

At the London premiere I will take the seat reserved for the Princess of Whales . I will then refuse to move.

I will be ushered out.

by Anonymousreply 259July 8, 2019 2:33 AM

I'm the poor fish which were scared to death when Shelby and Jackson went skinny dipping. "We did things that frightened fish!"

by Anonymousreply 260July 8, 2019 2:34 AM

I'm the Zydeco music being played at the wedding reception.

by Anonymousreply 261July 8, 2019 2:37 AM

Well shit, I think you guys just about hit every point in the film. Clarifying for R116 - the reference was to Anne Boelyn and Amber Lynn, the 80s porn star.

by Anonymousreply 262July 8, 2019 2:45 AM

I'm cute James Wleck who was also on Ryan's Hope and One Life to Live.

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by Anonymousreply 263July 8, 2019 3:07 AM

I’m Dolly’s tits, covered up & not a plot point for the first time in her career.

by Anonymousreply 264February 15, 2020 10:14 PM

I'm a pack of straight white women who all talk like black drag queens with really bad Southern accents, even the ones who were born there.

by Anonymousreply 265February 15, 2020 10:16 PM

I'm the 30 minutes of wonderful that Shelby had with Jackson when they went parking. It made up for her dread of a lifetime of nothing special.

by Anonymousreply 266February 15, 2020 10:38 PM

I'm the cleaners that's open on a Sunday. Easter Sunday no less.

by Anonymousreply 267April 4, 2021 3:25 PM
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