Creep alert! 45 year-old Dane Cook is dating 19 year-old singer Kelsi Taylor

See! it's even worse when the straights do it!

The sad thing is that they've been dating for 10 years.

He's dating someone named "Kelsi"?! Psh--she can have him...

Lucky girl getting to sample his huge, delicious ass.

I see no problem here. They're both adults. They can decide for themselves what to do

There is nothing like a Dane!

FINALLY! I got some attention!

She's 19? It's her problem.

Based on the recent state of opinions on sex, do we need to raise the age of consent to 30?

Maybe she can help sand off his acne scars.

Those aghast are probably the same 45+ year olds here that start numerous threads about "hot" barely legal YT and IG "stars."

perhaps she is confusing a life experience with a soulmate

Are you a Frau, OP?

Great she has daddy issues. She is dating her own daddy.

After extensive tests, Dane... You are the father

I always thought he was gay.

He really did have a spectacular rise and fall both professionally and financially.

If he "dated" Juliana, isn't it more likely she is his beard? The were dating when she was 18 according to the article.

I apologize that OP is ageist.

WTF is wrong with people? They're both adults. Why would she want some dorky, inexperiencd, broke-ass 19 year old anyway?

There is nothing disgusting about it. The disgust should be reserved for nosy judgmental busybodies

Who are these people?

Obvious frau is obvious

It's creepy. A 45 year-old doesn't have much in common with a 19 year-old

[quote] perhaps she is confusing a life experience with a soulmate

There's a difference???

It is creepy but hopefully she knows the older she gets, the less likely he'll stay. That's how it always works.

Lucky guy, getting some teen pussy.

R25 this is a gay forum dumbass not free republic.

^^^^Captain Obvious

I'm mortified! But...It's about the same age difference as me and my Dad, now he could fuck!!

He is gay

[quote]He really did have a spectacular rise and fall both professionally and financially.

I suppose you're his accountant?

And if it was a 19-year-old boy, you'd call the cops out unless it was a movie about a 17-year-old Italian boy in the 1980s.

I have a 47 year old gay friend who is now "dating" an 18 year-old (who still lives with his mommy and daddy). He's always like them young but I've told him he needs to move the needle a bit as he gets older but 25 is just too grizzled for him.

Love is love

Something about dane cook is so sexy to me. Mmmm. He has an awesome ass and knows it.

R31 well of course, everyone knows gays men love boys.

I'm not seeing the problem.

I thought he was a little funny at the VERY start of his standup career but it wore off quickly for me. SO many standups that I liked became insufferable after transitioning into TV sit coms or movies.(looking at you Roseanne)

God he’s a ugly. This is why I only fucked men who were right around my age when I was 19. Why the fuck would I want to fuck some dude who’s almost 50, and uses Viagra, when I’m 19???

closet case alert

He does have a great body, and the perfect ass. Or at least he did in the pic at R4.

Id eat that ass

That’s b/c most of his peers don’t want him.

His only option is to date the very inexperienced & clueless.

I see absolutely no problem with this!

I can’t wait for all the new material this will provide for his act!

Legal age of consent or not, who in his kid-40s has the interest or patience to spend any time with anyone under 25 who is not his child?

I will be 40 this year, and for at least five years I’ve found anyone under 25 to be *very* trying on my patience. Even young people who are emotionally mature are cultivated in a whole different popular culture that I just cannot relate to. They have different celebrity idols, different musical genres, different taste in entertainment, and if politically interested tend to be overzealous/naive/lacking in experience that lends itself to any kind of nuanced thought, etc. I cannot imagine hanging around at home with a teenager. What the fuck would you talk about? No one spends all their time copulating and making out...so then what?

R45, guys that date these girls love to hear themselves talk. They think that they are sharing experience, wisdom, and knowledge with these young women, and indeed, many times they are. But the dynamic usually starts to go sour when the girl starts catching up, or growing up and having her own opinions that differ from his. Also, the girl has to live in his world, with his friends, his coworkers, his favorite restaurants, etc. She adjusts to him. It’s not like the guy is going to want to spend inordinate amounts of time hanging out with her really young friends and her adult family members.

This is all about grooming really young girls to live a life that is best suited for the older guy, and it obviously doesn’t hurt that these young girls are gorgeous at 18, 19. Who isn’t?

It’s just really predatory. I know that these older men disagree, but it’s true.

R46 Ick. “Creep alert” is right.

I talk too much, too, and often think highly of my ideas. And I count on my peers to tell me to shut the fuck up.

I'm Cook's age and I can't even imagine wanting to hang around an 18yo (her age when they first started dating). I get that sex with younger people is supposed to be the goal but 10 minutes with a teenager and I'm about ready to chew my own foot off.

This guy is such a #metoo douche bag. The only reason no one has bothered with an expose is because he’s completely irrelevant now.

The heart wants what it wants. OP get a life, you sound jelly that he can pull young ass

[quote]The heart wants what it wants

This has nothing to do with the heart. Dane Cook just wants to fuck the youngest pussy he can.

Who cares.

Let's see the dick pix.

Remember Ike Barinholtz as Dane Cook

Consenting adults? Morally, I have no problem with it.

But I think it demonstrates a certain immaturity on his part.

Agree with R55. She must be desperate for publicity and he must be desperate to feel and appear younger and relevant in our youth culture. That being said, I'm 55 and wouldn't touch him for money. I'll bet she laughs about him behind his back.

Every year i get older my dating age rises with it. I have no patience for anyone younger either. They are fucking idiots. Their sense of humor, the shit they watch and listen to. Anyone under 35 is fucking DUMB. Way dumber than previous generations. The phone has ejaculated all in their brain.

I can relate to her.

.....

WTF??? When did he get so fat?

Ugh.

Hilarious seeing hypocritical gays show their disgust at this age difference.

It's 2018 ,myspace is long dead why is anyone talking about this has been?

Have no idea who this guy is, but he's fug. The girl is cute, though.

Ugh. Chubby Dad bod, moobs, graying chest hair, rolls of tummy fat. And it looks like he's losing his hair.

Anyone remember when he was kinda hot? And there were a number of gay rumors about him?

The teenage slut is welcome to him, IMHO.

None of our business.

That's one lucky stinkfish!

R62 It's the fraus

Is she blatino or what?

He got fat and has white chest hair. Girl bye!

i read all of the various disapproving opinions here, and i wonder if anyone writing them has ever actually been in a long-term relationship. genuinely ever. at all. like multiple months, years. a decade or decades. multiple multiples. a relationship becomes and is so much bigger than who is hot. or "that's creepy." or he looks fat now. omg. it's like who can deal with who's single parent that needs to go to assisted living sooner than later. who's there when you are sick and behaving terribly. you bought what? who can compromise on where we live now. who can put up with who's friends. who can look at someone's dark stuff and still love them and stay with them in spite of it all. on and on. real relationships are so so hard. crazy hard. and that's in the good times. if you get stuck on all of these shallow and dumb things. "got fat and white chest hair"? wow. impressive. i don't know how the deeper things get dealt with at all. it makes me wonder if the "that's creepy." or "he's fat." have ever even gotten that far. or if they ever will. this culture of reviling the generation older than one's own? and it's pervasive for both men and women. though gay men seem the most excited and ready to charge in with knives sharpened. this culture is idiotic because it is the one thing that can't really be fought. and happens to everyone. no surgeries. or gym trips. will really stop stop aging. only soften it. delay it some. but it's got you. science and biology. and the younger culture of now is going to be so hated by the generation that comes after them. look at the example they are setting. and worse, they won't have learned anything from the men who came before them because they were too creepy. had white chest hair. and were so so fat. good luck gentlemen. ps. on a lighter note, christopher isherwood and don bachardy were over 30 years apart in age. and stayed as a couple together for over 30 years. very lucky it seems to me.

Yes. It's so shallow to notice that the floppy old guy has completely different physical standards for his partner than he has for himself. Because Dane Cook is definitely in this for deep reasons- nothing superficial at all going on with him. Stupid gays!

And this is the thread when you can ignore all the homophobes like r72.

I'm 49 and had "a date" with a 20 year old this past week. We've been chatting online and he's been pressing to meet in RL for a while so I acquiesced. I felt awkward and self-consciously chickenhawk=ish the whole time we were together.

It was neat to fantasize about pulling someone that young, but the reality was tedious.

She's a beautiful girl who could do much better than this has-been.

i hope he fucks her in the ass every night.

This involves a man and a woman, so age difference doesn't matter. It's ok.

Why is this anyone's business but theirs? OP is likely a single, bitter queen. Deal with that first, dear.

Fish are so disgusting they should be grateful for any dick they can get.

Does he still have his big, beautiful ass? That's the most important part.

R73 Or better yet a great opportunity to block idiots who can't follow a thread and comprehend a sarcastic response!

He's chubby but he's not beyond hope with it. A month or two of dieting could get him into shape.

The only people who give two shits about this are fish, because old fish are always jealous of young fish getting hot cock. THREAD CLOSED.

R74 I'm 28 and would date a 20 year old, but I imagine in my 40s, the very lowest I'd consider it more mid-20s, and I'd aim lowest for 30s.

Currently I can stand late teens - I'm back in college socializing with them after all - but the idea of dating any is pretty far from my mind.

i'm 45 and i'd date someone whose 25 if he were hot.

Whether or not "they're both consenting adults," it IS predatorial, as r46 says. I agree that wide age gap, the younger person barely out of teenhood no less with very little experience of life, most definitely signifies a "grooming" scenario. They are not on equal footing. And that's how the average male likes it, gay or straight.

This is an obvious frau thread. I'm 26 years old and I've never had a problem dating older men. I had my first boyfriend at 19 and he was a 37 year old Israeli businessman. The relationship lasted for 3 years until I broke it off. As with any relationship, both parties get something out of it. He liked younger men and sharing in his professional and personal guidance (and it helped me a lot). I got to date a mature guy who had his shit together, He allowed me to travel to many locals I'd never be able to go at my age, he helped to financially support me, and he was a great mentor and friend. In fact, we're still friends.

Not all spring-fall relationships are evil or "creepy". Men on the average are largely attracted to youth/virility. Straight or gay. It seems to me (older) women are the ones who tend to call this universal concept "creepy". I'm pretty sure they didn't think the concept was so "creepy" when they were hot young co-eds using their sexuality to get favors from older and more established men when they were benefiting from it. Busy-body hypocrites.

As per usual, more man-hating brought to you by R86.

Wow, Mother Olivia Walton at R71 really read us all to shame!

Imagine judging a celebrity/public figure by the way he/she looks! How shallow and objectifying. Despite the fact that show biz is about many of us paying.... to look at them.

Obviously, most of us are entirely too shallow to comprehend this love, which will withstand the ages.

R89 Thank you for the Michael Learned comparison. I've always liked her. 100% true. But no, I was actually comparing young vs. old. in terms of how I see young culture feeling that older people are more disposable. And of less importance. That's what I was saying. Celebrity was not in any of what i was talking about. Shallow vs. deep was not. Nor was objectifying. And if anything, it was the opposite of a kind of mother walton comment. It was speaking to being dismayed at what I see as a conservative view younger people seem to have about older culture. That's all. I don't know if it helps to be shallow or deep to comprehend that. But again, any Michael Learned shout out makes a day better.