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How Hung is Chris Pratt

I know a lot of guys here will act like he isn't hot, and I'm sure some of them are telling the truth, but I think he's the perfect man.

He seems like such a nice, family oriented guy, but he is sexy as hell.

I can across this gif and it confirmed to me that big guys (over 6", athletic/military build) tend to be hung.

You think hes holding a solid 8.5"?

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by Anonymousreply 387September 29, 2020 6:14 PM

Honestly just based on the way he looks I'd take him at any cock size. But I agree with you he doesn't look small in that gif

by Anonymousreply 1January 25, 2018 7:44 PM

At least! Thick too.

by Anonymousreply 2January 25, 2018 7:46 PM

and he probably has a moist, hairy hole!

by Anonymousreply 3January 25, 2018 7:48 PM

Look at his body, his hole in undoubtedly hairy

by Anonymousreply 4January 25, 2018 7:49 PM

[quote]He seems like such a nice, family oriented guy

Didn't he just get divorced?

by Anonymousreply 5January 25, 2018 7:49 PM

He’s wearing a prosthetic flaccid penis in that gif.

by Anonymousreply 6January 25, 2018 7:51 PM

His thighs are sexy as fuck in that gif.

by Anonymousreply 7January 25, 2018 7:56 PM

[quote]You think hes holding a solid 8.5"?

No.

by Anonymousreply 8January 25, 2018 7:57 PM

r8 bullshit

by Anonymousreply 9January 25, 2018 8:03 PM

yeah, those thighs are perfect.

by Anonymousreply 10January 25, 2018 8:03 PM

Ok, R9.

by Anonymousreply 11January 25, 2018 8:04 PM

I don't care if he even HAS a dick.

by Anonymousreply 12January 25, 2018 8:07 PM

I'd be happy to worship him.

But I wonder why he was so fat before. And I'm bothered by that flesh under his eyes which made him resemble that 'Ryan Kwanten' person.

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by Anonymousreply 13January 25, 2018 8:11 PM

I don't think he's really hung

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by Anonymousreply 14January 25, 2018 8:12 PM

R13 He gained weight on purpose for Parks and Rec ( I still found cute tbh)

by Anonymousreply 15January 25, 2018 8:13 PM

[QUOTE]I don't think he's really hung

Most guys that size aren’t hung. It’s like if you’re tall and gain weight easily, chances are you don’t have a big dick. It’s always naturally skinny and short-medium height dudes who are hung.

by Anonymousreply 16January 25, 2018 8:15 PM

Don't know, don't care. Wouldn't touch that deplorable cock with OP's hands.

by Anonymousreply 17January 25, 2018 8:15 PM

What makes you say he’s a Deplorable, R17?

by Anonymousreply 18January 25, 2018 8:17 PM

He's a gun loving, bible thumping trump voting deplorable piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 19January 25, 2018 8:18 PM

R19 speaks the truth, Pratt is also a VERY overrated actor who has all the appeal of a can of Spam.

I swear, some of y'all would drool over Hitler if he had six-pack abs.

by Anonymousreply 20January 25, 2018 8:24 PM

Pratt doesn’t even really have a six pack. It’s always covered in a layer of fat as he sucks his gut in like R14. As soon as he’s done filming or photoshoots or whatever he starves himself to get “ripped” for, the gut is back probably a week later.

by Anonymousreply 21January 25, 2018 8:27 PM

Bright Abbott should have been his one-and-done. What happened?

by Anonymousreply 22January 25, 2018 8:29 PM

I MUCH prefer muscle with a little bit of fat, than perfect cut up instagram bodies. Those barely look human sometimes. Chris looks like the hottest guy you'd actually find on Grindr. And the perfect amount of fur. How do we know he is a Trumper? Nothing immediate comes up with a google search.

As a PSA, you will ALWAYS seem foolish if you compare everyday republicans with Nazis.

by Anonymousreply 23January 25, 2018 8:30 PM

Yes R23 anyone who brings Nazis into everyday conversations exposes their adolescent hysteria.

by Anonymousreply 24January 25, 2018 8:35 PM

I'm thinking 7 but thick

by Anonymousreply 25January 25, 2018 8:52 PM

Yeah, Jean getting divorced. They both work like crazy and I never thought of them as a great match. She must have seeing the potential because he was way out of shape when they were dating.

I knew he wouldn’t be that popular here because people think that he supports Trump just because he’s a Christian and seems to have principles but they don’t know what they’re talking about. Also, giving away a cat on Twitter does not make one Hitler.

To my generation Christian = Deplorable which is a shame.

“He looks like the hottest guy you’d find on Grindr” Yep, he’s just got a classic masculine build with a great face. I do think he screwed around with fillers a few years ago. Something was off with his eyes.

by Anonymousreply 26January 25, 2018 8:54 PM

Oh but you are a Nazi R23, you fucking Republicunt.

by Anonymousreply 27January 25, 2018 8:54 PM

He’s*

FFS I need to proof better.

Also, there’s an overall on the Internet that during the debate the first one to call the other side I not see loses. Pratt has zero connection to the alt-right

by Anonymousreply 28January 25, 2018 8:55 PM

He's hot no matter what..... And his face is so handsome. Don't really care about his " detractions", as I'm still going to fantasize about sucking & plowing him.

by Anonymousreply 29January 25, 2018 9:03 PM

Can you imagine this guy going off in your mouth?

Ok, I’ll say it. MARY!!

by Anonymousreply 30January 25, 2018 9:12 PM

R27 is a demoncrat and a known practitioner of witchcraft

by Anonymousreply 31January 25, 2018 9:12 PM

R19, right, except you left out "animal abusing."

by Anonymousreply 32January 25, 2018 9:21 PM

R32, Think if he ate the animals he hunted, most here will not consider that abuse. Not the same as the Trump fucks on their big game hunts.

by Anonymousreply 33January 25, 2018 9:24 PM

Op is a shitstain troll, he cleaned his cookies cause she knew her ass would be blocked for prompting this deplorable piece of shit here.

by Anonymousreply 34January 25, 2018 9:28 PM

He did not gain weight for P&R. He was fat for a long time before he got that part. He's said plenty of times he can't wait until his big star career is over so he can go back to being fat. The boy likes to eat. It must be hell for him to have to watch what he eats to keep looking hunky just to get work.

by Anonymousreply 35January 25, 2018 9:36 PM

R34, shut the fuck up, cunt. Where are your cookies?!

And everyone here knows that if Pratt swung his fat cock in your face, you'd be on your knees with your jaw disengaged in less than a second flat just like the rest of us. Now sashay your sensitive and easily-miffed ass AWAY.

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by Anonymousreply 36January 25, 2018 9:36 PM

R34 not a troll. He’s not the bad guy you are making him out to be. You just think he votes against your interest and didn’t treat a cat the way you see fit. You are beyond tiresome.

Something tell me if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling you could work some of this angst out with a guy like Chris. Be well gay brother. :)

by Anonymousreply 37January 25, 2018 9:37 PM

Ha ha!

by Anonymousreply 38January 25, 2018 9:38 PM

He’s funny, physically attractive and sexy on screen - but he strikes me as an incredibly vulgar and obnoxious person who would be terrible to share a private life with—especially after seeing this video. 🤮

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by Anonymousreply 39January 25, 2018 9:39 PM

R37, did our Chris hurt a pussy?

by Anonymousreply 40January 25, 2018 9:39 PM

R35 he was huge before and on P&R. He said something about a 3 cheeseburger minimum at the table reads.

I think it’s season 7 (Johnny Karate) where he starts to look amazing. He was filming Guardians.

by Anonymousreply 41January 25, 2018 9:39 PM

Virtue signalling? Any other alt-right vocabulary you'd like to throw us while you're at it, dear Deplorable in gloves?

by Anonymousreply 42January 25, 2018 9:39 PM

R40. No, but I heard he kicked you in yours. Poor Queen.

by Anonymousreply 43January 25, 2018 9:40 PM

On his Instagram he talks about raising his own lambs to slaughter and eat. He's really unapologetic about it and I know that rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

by Anonymousreply 44January 25, 2018 9:41 PM

R43, R40 here.... I like him, just wanted you to clrify the comment about treating a cat a certain way....

by Anonymousreply 45January 25, 2018 9:42 PM

R43, are you R37 too?

by Anonymousreply 46January 25, 2018 9:44 PM

Here it is

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by Anonymousreply 47January 25, 2018 9:44 PM

If you'r not, bugger off and let R37 answer my pussy ?

by Anonymousreply 48January 25, 2018 9:45 PM

He's a hot as fuck deplorable horse hung douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 49January 25, 2018 9:46 PM

A lot of actors use prosthetic penises as a previous poster stated. So do celebs who want to be caught in “oops ! You caught me with my pants down” staged pap shots , like Bieber.

by Anonymousreply 50January 25, 2018 9:48 PM

Hips don't lie.

by Anonymousreply 51January 25, 2018 9:52 PM

Still no one can elaborate on he treated a cat someone didn't see fit?

by Anonymousreply 52January 25, 2018 9:52 PM

[QUOTE]On his Instagram he talks about raising his own lambs to slaughter and eat. He's really unapologetic about it and I know that rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

Wow he’s a complete sociopath.

by Anonymousreply 53January 25, 2018 9:53 PM

Bugger of then R43.... You're triggered..... I've only said the nicest most flattering things about chris since the thread started earlier this afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 54January 25, 2018 9:53 PM

If you look at that gif, the bounce in the package would indicate he was semi-hard - that was not a flop but a BOING

by Anonymousreply 55January 25, 2018 9:56 PM

I eat lamb too, have no prob with it.... I want to hear about the accusation he mistreated a cat though now

by Anonymousreply 56January 25, 2018 9:56 PM

Didn't he also fuck over a dog?

by Anonymousreply 57January 25, 2018 9:58 PM

How donthink people survived for millennia?

They slaughtered animals. I was raised on a farm and we went cows, pigs and lamb to the slaughterhouse every year.

As long as they are humanely slaughtered what’s the big deal? Hell even Martha Stewart kills ones or two of her chickens from time to time.

by Anonymousreply 58January 25, 2018 9:59 PM

So he slaughters his own food? That's a complaint? Really? Get the fuck over it. At least he knows the true value of his meals. Meanwhile, the finger-pointing hypocrites shove burgers in their mouths, strap on their favorite leather shoes, and swap favorite chicken soup recipes, all without a single thought to the animals that made their comfortable lives possible.

I'd take strapping Chris anytime over some of you hypocritical loudmouths.

by Anonymousreply 59January 25, 2018 10:00 PM

I want the pussy bitch who called me queen to clarify what he said....unless he was answering for the person I had asked. Fuckin tons of triggered cowards on DL . They ruin all the best threads by becoming less than civil

by Anonymousreply 60January 25, 2018 10:00 PM

Where you hiding R43? Cat got your tongue? I don't even think you're R37 either, just triggered and unbridled.

by Anonymousreply 61January 25, 2018 10:03 PM

R60 I was just offended by what you said so I went for a low blow. My bad man. I agree. We should try to be civil.

by Anonymousreply 62January 25, 2018 10:03 PM

R60, you are offended by what?

by Anonymousreply 63January 25, 2018 10:05 PM

I’m still not convinced that he is this horrible deplorable guy. A lot of people still farm and raise their own animals for consumption or sale.

I follow him on IG and he seems to have a good heart and lead a decent life. I also ordered a book he recommended from his Pastor. I was skeptical of LA preachers and when the book came in the mail it was a little lightweight. I’m going to finish it though before I judge.

by Anonymousreply 64January 25, 2018 10:06 PM

Never heard he mistreated any cat, that is why I facetiously asked if he hurt a "Pussy". R60.... Think you were so blind in your rant, you're calling me out for something I didn't say.

by Anonymousreply 65January 25, 2018 10:08 PM

Whatever dude. I apologized. You were being rude.

by Anonymousreply 66January 25, 2018 10:12 PM

R66, how is it being rude to ask one to elaborate on the cat comment?

by Anonymousreply 67January 25, 2018 10:13 PM

[quote]people think that he supports Trump just because he’s a Christian and seems to have principles

Yes, only Christians with principles support Trump.

by Anonymousreply 68January 25, 2018 10:16 PM

Re: cat

Non-story here. Chris had been trying to find a good home for his pussy with a prolapsed hole. He asked for advice online. Touchy twitter heads exploded, and some loons even threatened to kill him. He apologized (for nothing wrong) with grace and humor. Twitter heads were soon distracted by another shiny object. Case closed.

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by Anonymousreply 69January 25, 2018 10:16 PM

Personally, never heard anything about Chris abusing animals.... Defended his right to hunt, eat lamb, as do I etc... Whomever said he mistreated a cat though should not remain silent either. You brought it up R37...

by Anonymousreply 70January 25, 2018 10:17 PM

[quote]He's hot no matter what..... And his face is so handsome.

Never saw it. He was perfect as Bright Abbott, a moron and a boob.

by Anonymousreply 71January 25, 2018 10:18 PM

R68 that is certainly how HE was making it sound. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 72January 25, 2018 10:18 PM

OP changing his IP and posting shit like r64 reveals him to be a troll. Bored now.

by Anonymousreply 73January 25, 2018 10:20 PM

Thx R69.... Read the article. Still on Chris' side, doesn't qualify as "ABUSE" I'm not even keen on cats, but would have been disappointed if he was involved in something cruel and unusual.

by Anonymousreply 74January 25, 2018 10:22 PM

Not tech savvy at all. I don’t even know how to do that. I had no idea this threat would blow up into such hated. I should have considering how hated he is on dlisted.

by Anonymousreply 75January 25, 2018 10:23 PM

Chris sued for animal neglect

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by Anonymousreply 76January 25, 2018 10:23 PM

LOL I love that I post something asking why people think he's a deplorable because I didn't see anything on google and that makes me a "republicunt"

by Anonymousreply 77January 25, 2018 10:23 PM

Totally not a dickish dimwit AT ALL

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by Anonymousreply 78January 25, 2018 10:25 PM

R76 Leaving an animal to die because you don't want it anymore is DISGUSTING for sure.

But that 5000 fine they would have to pay for giving the dog to another owner is outrageous. Ive never heard of anything like that. Obviously doesn't make what they did okay, still a thoroughly shitty thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 79January 25, 2018 10:25 PM

He's a lumpy pasty deplorable and I'm betting micropeen. Fatties always have small ones.

by Anonymousreply 80January 25, 2018 10:26 PM

He's not hung, and OP is getting worked up over a prosthetic in that gif.

by Anonymousreply 81January 25, 2018 10:27 PM

Hollywood ignores hardworking blue collar guys like him

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by Anonymousreply 82January 25, 2018 10:28 PM

I'd have sex with him if his dick 1 inch. Hell even just dry grinding would be enough for me

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by Anonymousreply 83January 25, 2018 10:29 PM

R77,10 seconds on Google and you'd have seen how The Blaze and r/The_Donald and similar alt-right hangouts worship Pratt, at least.

by Anonymousreply 84January 25, 2018 10:29 PM

Perhaps Pete The Chihuahua was a runner.... Dogs run away from even responsible owners.... I'd rather believe that. I'm not quick to judge people myself. As far as that cat is concerned, at least he didn't have it put down, he just as easily could have done that.

by Anonymousreply 85January 25, 2018 10:29 PM

R84 How does that make Pratt a deplorable? Deplorables worship all Aryans, thats not their fault, just a result of their genetics. Has Pratt said or done something himself?

by Anonymousreply 86January 25, 2018 10:31 PM

He did t murder a cat! He's a goddamned hero!

by Anonymousreply 87January 25, 2018 10:31 PM

[quote]Deplorables worship all Aryans

They don't worship liberal white people, dipshit. Only conservative whites like themselves.

by Anonymousreply 88January 25, 2018 10:33 PM

How do they know he's conservative?? Like what things has he said?

They worship Taylor Swift too, who has never said a word about Trump or politics even, because she is white and blond

by Anonymousreply 89January 25, 2018 10:35 PM

Micro peen for sure.

It’s a crush and that’s not a prosthetic, but who cares. He’s just a guy I and a ton of others think is hot. But since you think he votes against your interest and gets off abusing animals he’s a monster. It’s becaue he hasn’t given up his bluecollar upbringing and you think you’re superior. Let’s be honest.

You are enlightened and we are the plebs.

I’m sorry this thread got so messy. Makes me worry about the future and this polarization and what it will bring. Can we not just talk about a hot guy anymore?

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by Anonymousreply 90January 25, 2018 10:35 PM

R87, obviously you've never had to contend with a geriatric pet that is incontinent..... I had to once, and we decided to put the cat down. It had stomach cancer, something that usually gives them endless & relentless shits! Euthanising such an old animal is not MURDER as you put it. This thread has been hijacked by weird fucking people. Let's have more dick talk, and less SJW BS

by Anonymousreply 91January 25, 2018 10:37 PM

And he knows he's hot

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by Anonymousreply 92January 25, 2018 10:37 PM

I read the Marie Claire article against my better judgement. He said he's sick of everything in this country being blue state vs red state, etc, right vs left... He goes on to further say "NEITHER speaks for me" "I'd like to find some common ground with people."

by Anonymousreply 93January 25, 2018 10:40 PM

[QUOTE]He said he's sick of everything in this country being blue state vs red state, etc, right vs left... He goes on to further say "NEITHER speaks for me"

That’s just closet-Deplorable talk. He’s one of those “Independents” who always somehow finds himself voting Republican.

by Anonymousreply 94January 25, 2018 10:43 PM

We would clamor to lick his beautiful hole.

by Anonymousreply 95January 25, 2018 10:43 PM

R93 Then he voted for the devisive, liar his death-cult told him to.

by Anonymousreply 96January 25, 2018 10:45 PM

R94, STFU already. Thread is about whether or not he's hung, not about his bloody voting history!

by Anonymousreply 97January 25, 2018 10:46 PM

I don't care if he's a Trump-loving deplorable or not. In my fantasies, we're not spending our time discussing nuclear proliferation, monetary policy, the border wall, or the welfare state.

by Anonymousreply 98January 25, 2018 10:47 PM

R94, why don't you start your own stupid thread about his politics, and accuse him there, why hijack this? You must be Frauen

by Anonymousreply 99January 25, 2018 10:48 PM

R95 Do most gay guys rim? I just can’t imagine it. Im a bottom so I’ve had it done, but I can’t imagine rimming a guy like Chris. A top I mean.

by Anonymousreply 100January 25, 2018 10:52 PM

R95, what if he asked you very nicely to rim him, would you do it?

by Anonymousreply 101January 25, 2018 10:56 PM

Sorry, last one is for R100

by Anonymousreply 102January 25, 2018 10:56 PM

Good question R100, although you see it in porn constantly. There are a few guys I would definitely do it to. But in general, no.

by Anonymousreply 103January 25, 2018 10:57 PM

R95 Ahh, Id have to suggest we did something else and risk it. It love a roll in the hay but I don’t like what I don’t like haha

by Anonymousreply 104January 25, 2018 10:58 PM

The person who started this thread is deeply disturbed, if I were Chris Pratt, I'd hire a team of bodyguards.

by Anonymousreply 105January 25, 2018 11:03 PM

The frau is back in 105

by Anonymousreply 106January 25, 2018 11:05 PM

There were a few scenes in "Passengers" where I thought I detected some swaying meat.... He was really hot in that movie, if anyone here hasn't seen it, you should.

by Anonymousreply 107January 25, 2018 11:07 PM

Sweet Jesus, this site is full of drama QUEENS. An all-out bitch fight over a discussion about the length of a man’s penis they’ll never touch.

by Anonymousreply 108January 25, 2018 11:08 PM

R105 come on. It’s thread about celeb dick. Lighten up.

R107 I liked Passengers too. I know a lot of people had problems with it but I thought it worked. And they both looked great.

by Anonymousreply 109January 25, 2018 11:10 PM

Piss off, and go pray to your Jeebus, cunt

by Anonymousreply 110January 25, 2018 11:11 PM

Why even take the time to type that? Is that supposed to bother or anger me?

Go bait someone else that will engage you. So rude.

by Anonymousreply 111January 25, 2018 11:13 PM

Nice shots of his butt in "Passengers" too OP... Glad to hear you liked it too.

by Anonymousreply 112January 25, 2018 11:14 PM

Wow Im renting Passengers tonight I guess

by Anonymousreply 113January 25, 2018 11:15 PM

R111, that comment @ R110 was/is meant for R108....

by Anonymousreply 114January 25, 2018 11:16 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 115January 25, 2018 11:17 PM

Why did he let himself get so chubby?

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by Anonymousreply 116January 25, 2018 11:17 PM

And it was meant for them to go away= piss off

by Anonymousreply 117January 25, 2018 11:17 PM

This thread is getting silly

by Anonymousreply 118January 25, 2018 11:17 PM

I find him hot a bit chunkier....

by Anonymousreply 119January 25, 2018 11:18 PM

Starz runs Passengers a lot and they have it available to stream on their app.

I heard The Magnificent Seven sucked. He looked really handsome in the trailer and I love Denzel but is it worth the watch?

by Anonymousreply 120January 25, 2018 11:19 PM

Mag 7 was great and it did not suck.

by Anonymousreply 121January 25, 2018 11:21 PM

Hope it's not edited for content, OP

by Anonymousreply 122January 25, 2018 11:22 PM

He looks WAY better with the beard. That makes a bigger difference than his body

by Anonymousreply 123January 25, 2018 11:23 PM

I will check it out soon then. I remember the original but when bad reviews for the remake came out I just didn’t bother.

There are some seriously sexy gifs of him from that movie

by Anonymousreply 124January 25, 2018 11:32 PM

R123, He does look handsome with the beard.

by Anonymousreply 125January 25, 2018 11:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 126January 25, 2018 11:38 PM

Rugged but cleans up well. I hope he makes a career outside of Marvel.

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by Anonymousreply 127January 25, 2018 11:42 PM

R127, I'm sure he'll do just fine.... He's been in diverse stufff.... Nice bulge there in that oic!

by Anonymousreply 128January 25, 2018 11:45 PM

He might be near to average (7.5 region) than I thought at first, but fuck...

We’ve really been spoiled by Fassbender.

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by Anonymousreply 129January 25, 2018 11:56 PM

I've seen it. Hung like a HORSE. Beer can thick.

by Anonymousreply 130January 26, 2018 12:04 AM

Looks pretty substantial to me.... Could be a grower to boot too.

by Anonymousreply 131January 26, 2018 12:04 AM

Sounds lovely R130, tell us more! Intact?

by Anonymousreply 132January 26, 2018 12:05 AM

R130 where is the world did you see it? Haha

by Anonymousreply 133January 26, 2018 2:53 AM

R16 lies. He was that weight before parks. Stop.

by Anonymousreply 134January 26, 2018 3:24 AM

Anyone who loves their pets realizes that when you're giving away your 15 year old pet cat there's something mentally wrong with you. Especially the way Pratt was doing it on Twitter like it was a funny funny PR jokey thing. I've said it before and I say it again: I think he's a sociopath. He's got dead eyes and the funny guy act is just that, an act. I could obviously be wrong since I don't know him but I came to this highly scientific concusion after watching a few of his short interviews after really liking him in The Graham Norton Show. In any case even if he's not a sociopath there's something seriously uncaring about his nature. He's shown it too many times.

And obviously the cat that Pratt was giving away was Anna Faris' pet at first, so she's a total cunt as well.

And his dick is probably around 5", and his balls are small. I'm not saying this to be petty but just as someone who used to like him and found him sexy but wondered why the bulge is so small. Not sure I believe the vpl at OP is real. In the end it doesn't matter one bit. Chris Pratt lost all his hotness in my eyes when he showed his true colors.

by Anonymousreply 135January 26, 2018 5:50 AM

I should add that the size is not that important. The hottest cock I've had was only about 4.5". It was the hottest because it was attached to the man I loved deeply. Pratt could have a nine incher but that wouldn't change what I think of his deplorable nature.

by Anonymousreply 136January 26, 2018 5:52 AM

I’d fuck him.

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by Anonymousreply 137January 26, 2018 6:20 AM

Analingus = frightening, sickening, certainly evil.

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by Anonymousreply 138January 26, 2018 8:04 AM

He was an ordinary casting for Parks and Recreation, a schlub type, tall, with a good face. Slim/trim him down, blond him up, give him abs, he is hot. If he can keep trim he can be a "leading man" type for a while, probably will go back being heavy as he ages.

by Anonymousreply 139January 26, 2018 11:37 AM

He was hot as a young man before he was schlub, now hot again. Its not like this hotness is a surprise. Always the American boy next door.

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by Anonymousreply 140January 26, 2018 12:05 PM

I agree with r25.

by Anonymousreply 141January 26, 2018 12:13 PM

He has such a pleasant, handsome face.

by Anonymousreply 142January 26, 2018 12:17 PM

I love that he is such a goofball

by Anonymousreply 143January 26, 2018 12:26 PM

I had no opinion of him one way or the other until his social media post about killing the lambs. He said killing them was like “unplugging a TV.”

Um.... the fuck? I grew up on a farm and have hunted all my life and ANYONE who feels that way about slaughtering an animal has empathy issues. While many I’ve known kill in a matter of fact way, none have given the impression that it was like fucking turning off an appliance.

by Anonymousreply 144January 26, 2018 12:35 PM

IDK I spent part of my childhood on a farm too. The first time I killed a chicken, I was devastated. The tenth time it all felt pretty normal. I mean even as kid, you can understand the animal has to die at some point if you want to eat it

by Anonymousreply 145January 26, 2018 12:39 PM

Agreed 145, but understanding something has to die is not the same as equating the slaughter to a mechanical act. Again, shows a pathological lack of empathy.

by Anonymousreply 146January 26, 2018 12:41 PM

Doesn't Chris Evans think a lot of him? And, is friends with both him (and Farris)? I doubt Evans would speak highly of or be friends with a deplorable, animal abusing homophobe.

Anyway, I hope Pratt manages to keep the weight off. His face looks better slimmer and his muscular thighs look delicious.

by Anonymousreply 147January 26, 2018 12:42 PM

That's the perfect male body to me. He looks like he is in amazing shape, not starved half to death. And the perfect amount of chest hair

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by Anonymousreply 148January 26, 2018 12:48 PM

Darfur, my darling, hide your eyes...

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by Anonymousreply 149January 26, 2018 1:04 PM

More young Chris. Good shape seems to be his default more than fat was

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by Anonymousreply 150January 26, 2018 1:13 PM

I certainly hope all the people whining about Pratt killing animals for food are either vegans or vegetarians because if they are the sort who gladly scarf down a Big Mac or enjoy a juicy steak at dinner, well they're just incredibly dumb hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 151January 26, 2018 2:46 PM

There's a lot of floppage going on at R129. And R135 you are clearly mentally unstable, pure and simple.

by Anonymousreply 152January 26, 2018 3:04 PM

Would someone please explain what that blue tape on his torso is at R148.

by Anonymousreply 153January 26, 2018 3:07 PM

Its athletic tape. You use it sometimes when you pull something. It can help keep the muscles from being pulled or flexed in a way that would hurt while you're doing other stuff.

by Anonymousreply 154January 26, 2018 3:21 PM

Lol hollywood friendships are pure pr smoke and mirrors. Just like bearding, must be a crazed frau who made this thread.

by Anonymousreply 155January 26, 2018 4:27 PM

I feel like its only natural some of them would meet and befriend each other. Why wouldn't that happen?

by Anonymousreply 156January 26, 2018 4:46 PM

Thank gawd Rae Dawn Chong discovered him all those years ago working at a Bubba Gump in Hawaii.

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by Anonymousreply 157January 26, 2018 5:28 PM

Pratt in Rae Dawn’s movie, Curse 3...

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by Anonymousreply 158January 26, 2018 5:29 PM

R148 That is a big part of the reason I made the thread. To me, he has the perfect male body.

R150 yeah, his default is a healthy look. He just let himself fall off for a few years and get fat. He blames the role in 10 Years, but I think he just like to eat. That’s fair.

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by Anonymousreply 159January 26, 2018 5:47 PM

A big beefy well built man who enjoys a good meal is a sexy thang! Cant' tolerate these muscle marys who watch every fucking calorie they put into their mouths so they can keep a 26" waist and a 50" chest.

by Anonymousreply 160January 26, 2018 5:55 PM

I suspect OP is on the spectrum.

by Anonymousreply 161January 26, 2018 6:25 PM

LMAO because he finds Chris Pratt hot??

by Anonymousreply 162January 26, 2018 6:27 PM

[quote]There's a lot of floppage going on at [R129]. And [R135] you are clearly mentally unstable, pure and simple.

Aww, people who care about animals are mentally unstable in your eyes? No wonder you're into Little Dick Pratt.

BTW, I do happen to be vegetarian although I'm not the one disliking Pratt for hunting. My dad used to hunt so I get it. Pratt just seems to lack practically any kind of empathy for animals which says a lot.

by Anonymousreply 163January 26, 2018 7:05 PM

Remember, posters on here first were saying they hate him because he's a deplorable. After throwing a tantrum that they were asked to show evidence of this, now his politics don't matter anymore and they hate him because he's mean to animals.

They have no reason to dislike him. They just want to.

by Anonymousreply 164January 26, 2018 7:16 PM

Who cares if he’s into religion? Some of you people need to get a fucking life.

by Anonymousreply 166January 26, 2018 9:21 PM

I’m not a crazed frau, but if someone links in an autism test I’ll gladly take it to see if I’m on spectrum.

Bahahaha screw off. I’m just a gay guy in his 20’s who thinks he’s fucking hot. Sorry to offend your sensibilities.

by Anonymousreply 167January 26, 2018 9:24 PM

R165 who hurt you man? Why so nasty?

Somebody really fucked you up at one time or another.

by Anonymousreply 168January 26, 2018 9:26 PM

I came to post what R27 did. I was going to say he is ~7 but probably insanely thick and gets insanely hard.

The only thing that makes me think his cock gets harder than steel is that most gingerish men I've come across have all been that way.

by Anonymousreply 169January 26, 2018 9:32 PM

R20

Don't act like this scrumptious specimen of a stud doesn't get your motor running.

Mmm hmm, Daddy, I can be your naughty little Untermensch.

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by Anonymousreply 170January 26, 2018 9:48 PM

I wish he were hung.

by Anonymousreply 171January 26, 2018 9:50 PM

I really don't understand the thought that Christians = Trump supporters. My mother is big-time Catholic, active participant in her church, and hates Trump. Even the Pope himself has publicly spoken out against Trump policies.

by Anonymousreply 172January 27, 2018 10:06 AM

The fact that they gave away a cat that was crapping all over the house after they had a baby is nothing to get into a panic over. Cat feces is rife with diseases and no one with a new baby needs to have one in the house that is defecating all over the place uncontrollably. They gave the cat to a loving person who had/has the time to deal with the cat's issues. You people whining about them giving the cat away clearly have never had to deal with a newborn baby in the house.

by Anonymousreply 173January 27, 2018 10:20 AM

R173 no point they can't be convinced because they just want to hate Chris. I don't get it either.

For what it's worth my first boss also gave her cat away when she had a kid.

by Anonymousreply 174January 27, 2018 11:34 AM

Funny funny funny.

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by Anonymousreply 175January 27, 2018 12:16 PM

He gave a cat away? 😂 Who gives a fuck? He didn’t kill it!

by Anonymousreply 176January 27, 2018 12:48 PM

who cares. He's a trump-supporting bigot.

by Anonymousreply 177January 27, 2018 12:49 PM

R177 No he’s not. You don’t know who he voted for and he certainly doesn’t seem like a bigot at all.

You hard-left gays are nuts. You’re why Middle America thinks we’re all radicals.

Just because a guy looks and acts certain way, you know like a man, and his religious he must be a shill for trump.

Get over yourself man.

by Anonymousreply 178January 27, 2018 3:21 PM

The crazies are just swimming around in this thread like hungry sharks. Anyone who's ever wondered how a vengeful mob gets started should just watch the 2 or 3 on this thread who have decided they know exactly what's in Pratt's mind at all times, what his motivations (personal and political) are, and everything about his daily life. These are the twits who keep us from having nice things.

by Anonymousreply 179January 27, 2018 4:05 PM

Not as big as Matthew Lewis.

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by Anonymousreply 180January 27, 2018 4:21 PM

Sweet R180

by Anonymousreply 181January 27, 2018 4:27 PM

That Matthew Lewis really turned into a MAJOR hottie.

by Anonymousreply 182January 27, 2018 5:01 PM

[quote]The fact that they gave away a cat that was crapping all over the house after they had a baby is nothing to get into a panic over. Cat feces is rife with diseases and no one with a new baby needs to have one in the house that is defecating all over the place uncontrollably. They gave the cat to a loving person who had/has the time to deal with the cat's issues. You people whining about them giving the cat away clearly have never had to deal with a newborn baby in the house.

If a cat is crapping around the house it tells their litter boxes are probably not cleaned often enough. Or there's some other reason why the cat is not happy. A person who really cares about animals realizes that. And there are millions of cat owners getting babies without having to get rid of the cat. If you've lived with a pet for many many years you're all the cat knows since YOU are his family. Faris and Pratt's cat was 15 when he started his quest on Twitter to give him (or her) away. Anyone who doesn't get offended by that either has never owned a pet or lacks empathy. My cat is 18, and she's getting a bit ill. Instead of giving her away I try to help her as much as I can, and be there for her.

And BTW, in the end I agree that it was probably better for the cat get away from that household, just like the dog that ran away. Both Faris and Pratt seem to be heartless bastards.

I love how some people in this thread are trying to say people disliking Pratt's anti-animal behavior are mentally unstable. Here's a little Voight-Kampff test for all you Pratt-loving psychos. If you can read it without getting a bit misty-eyed you're, well, damaged. Then again many of you sound like you're in your teens and at that point people generally can be strangely unempathetic.

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by Anonymousreply 183January 27, 2018 5:09 PM

Is there a PETA thread or website the animal freaks can hop on over to? I left this thread yest for awhile becuase of this. There is a title for the thread, and it does NOT include cats, or shit Pratt is accused of! Bugger off! More crotch/bulge shots please.

by Anonymousreply 184January 27, 2018 5:13 PM

R180 knows what really matters.

by Anonymousreply 185January 27, 2018 5:15 PM

R184, aww, cunts shouldn't be called out, huh? There's one thing I agree with you, and that's that Matthew Lewis at R180 really is sweet. He has a dick Pratt can only dream of while out there abusing animals. Hmm, actually that's maybe why he loves the abuse so much.

by Anonymousreply 186January 27, 2018 5:22 PM

r184 AMEN!

by Anonymousreply 187January 27, 2018 5:24 PM

R186, there is a time and a place for everything, and this is neither. Hijacking OP's thread for some heavy BS is unfair to him, and the rest of us. You are a distraction, and need to move the fuck on over. Why is it that people can't let others have their lust filled fantasies without vetting all their morals, beliefs, peccadilloes, etc.... We're not gonna marry the bloke, let alone ever even meet him in real life! Get a grip and go rub one out.

by Anonymousreply 188January 27, 2018 5:29 PM

Chris is super adorable around his little son, Jack, and seems like a good dad.

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by Anonymousreply 189January 27, 2018 5:30 PM

Another....

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by Anonymousreply 190January 27, 2018 5:31 PM

Another.

Little Jack must have some vision issues. (But look at how cutely he's dressed.)

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by Anonymousreply 191January 27, 2018 5:32 PM

Awww...

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by Anonymousreply 192January 27, 2018 5:35 PM

Very Cute R192..... Hot men are even more attractive when they're being great sensitive fathers.

by Anonymousreply 194January 27, 2018 5:41 PM

R193, Whyever do people like you need to politicise every fucking thing? You're part of the problem with this country. Completely polarizing and judgemental. If you feel it's your civic duty to trash him, START YOUR OWN DAMNED THREAD ABOUT IT! (And go rub one out for good measure)

by Anonymousreply 195January 27, 2018 5:49 PM

Chris has really sexy feet too.

by Anonymousreply 196January 27, 2018 5:57 PM

I've always found men being fathers a turn on. Same for gay men who adopt even.

by Anonymousreply 197January 27, 2018 6:15 PM

R195, calling out Pratt for being an animal abusing asshole isn't about "politicising" this thread.

by Anonymousreply 198January 27, 2018 6:21 PM

Ignoring YOU, and now F/F'ing all your posts too. I urge every sane person here to do the same. I was going to refrain, butsince haven't seen that new thread created, alas..... Do not feed the trolls! I am guilty for having engaged one. Regrets.

by Anonymousreply 199January 27, 2018 6:44 PM

What makes that Kardashian line in R175’s clip so funny is Pratt’s considering head tilt just before he spits it out. The guy’s smart. And funny. And hunky. And re: the head tilt - a little soft around the edges.

That and the story he told on tGNS about his encounter with the photographer when he first came to LA has me wish-thinking he has dabbled when necessary.

by Anonymousreply 200January 27, 2018 6:58 PM

I think Chris is a great dad and along with David Beckham is one of the few celebrity dads that are consistently seen having fun with their kids. One of the reasons why he so religious is because the little boy almost died after birth. He’s not some Republican monster.

All that said and I appreciate the sunshine I just don’t think it’s appropriate on a thread about his unit… Not trying to piss anyone off.

by Anonymousreply 201January 27, 2018 7:10 PM

R200 check out some of the gag reels from P&R on YouTube. I liked the show myself but even if you’re cold to it Pratt is hilarious and has a nasty sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 202January 27, 2018 7:12 PM

R197 So do I. I’d like to have a family one day and I love when a guy is a good dad.

by Anonymousreply 203January 27, 2018 7:14 PM

r178 is truly a disturbed freak.

by Anonymousreply 204January 27, 2018 7:17 PM

Takes a real man to be such a good father. Think that's why so many here who like him recognize that it contributes to his swagger.

by Anonymousreply 205January 27, 2018 7:18 PM

OP you need help. Pratt is a fundamentalist Trumper who believes you shouldn't have the same rights as hetersexuals. Lusting over someone like that is incomprehensible to me. Of course, I graduated with an advanced degree from Tulane, while you . . . probably work at Walmart.

by Anonymousreply 206January 27, 2018 7:21 PM

R206 I manage an office for a Business in a midsize town outside of Memphis. I went to a normal college and have a BA. You give yourself away trying to make your life seems so grand. I’m 29 and single.

You are a jackass and very very rude. You are convinced that he votes against your interest and watch your kind stronger up or what at least go along with it… Everybody is a Nazi that doesn’t toe your line. You accuse him of fundamentalism because he is a Protestant Christian. I ordered a book from his pastor and it is by no means radical. If anything it’s pretty run-of-the-mill. You wouldn’t take the time to find these things out because you’ve already made up your mind that someone is a monster.

We talk about hot guys all the time here so don’t act like I brought a stripper to the library. You just don’t like him. Get over it and move onto the next thread. :D

by Anonymousreply 207January 27, 2018 7:26 PM

sorry ....and would watch our kind be strung up and be fine with it. ***

And I proffed so I guess you’re right. I’m just a pleb and don’t deserve to address you.

by Anonymousreply 208January 27, 2018 7:29 PM

Lighten up R206.... OP said he's 22 yrs old. What harm does fantasy hurt? Will the universe ultimately implode right before we all cum? They should teach more critical thinking at Tulane. I've been called a fundie right-winger here, and a Repub.... I'm not! People assuming much too much here to be considered fair-minded. I happen to be a secular left leaning centrist, and a Jew. We need to stop shoving people into tiny little similiar boxes. People have said their piece, sorry we all are not quick to condemn him as you would like.

by Anonymousreply 209January 27, 2018 7:31 PM

R209 thanks man. Everything is so goddamn polarized these days you can’t even bring up a hot guy for discussion unless he checks every box for “fit discussion.”

I’m so sick of it. I see horrible comments on YouTube from the right and I know most of them are just trolling about Jews but some of these people have got to be serious. I always assume that the far left ones are serious I guess because I know more people like that in everyday life.

I was just posting on dlisted for a while but came back here and saw what 2016 had done.

by Anonymousreply 210January 27, 2018 7:37 PM

Your Welcome, OP, and sorry I made you 7 years younger! Don't know why his detractors here could not have started their own threads. I too am bored of, tired, and worn down by all the PC BS..... Whack jobs they believe everything on the internet anyway. I wrote above about a similar cat situation I found myself in. That does not amount to abusing animals. These people are whack jobs; they exaggerate every negative tidbit they read about him into a condemming narrative. They're prob uptight and sexually frustrated by seeing all the pics of him! They can't stand it! That's why I told two of them to go rub one out!

by Anonymousreply 211January 27, 2018 7:43 PM

I wasn't either of the ones your comment was aimed at but I took your advice anyway. I feel much better.

P.S. Pretty confident mine is bigger than Pratt's

by Anonymousreply 212January 27, 2018 7:47 PM

R211. You cannot reason with someone coming at you from the far left or right. It’s impossible.

I love animals. I have a garden and I always plant extra to attract rabbits, squirrels and all sorts of birds. There are a couple strays I take care of since I inherited this place and am even letting one live inside until her chest clears up. I have a tent for the other one on the back porch. ANYWAY — if you go to my local news website an article about someone leaving a dog in a dumpster generates 10 times the traffic one about a murder unless it’s a child.

It’s so sad and we treat each other like shit to get this rush of power, but it’s all anonymous and hollow in the end.

by Anonymousreply 213January 27, 2018 7:52 PM

Good on you OP: you sound like a fine young man. Sadly you are also spot on about how we judge/pre-judge one another. It gets very depressing. I love animals too, but prob would not pass muster w/these trolls litmus test, as I choose to eat them too sometimes. People have unfairly attacked you here too, not just Chris, and they probably would be lucky to know you.

by Anonymousreply 214January 27, 2018 8:11 PM

Thanks man. You seem very kind. It’s the internet and I have a thick skin. Fuck ‘em.

I don’t think that guy is a troll. I think he really believes that people that lean right are Nazis.

I am not on the right. I’m a centrist with pretty liberal tendencies but a lot of people that vote Republican do so because they oppose abortion or mass immigration. They are oneissue voters.

by Anonymousreply 215January 27, 2018 9:55 PM

OP, it seems very impossibly unfashionable to hold any conservative values nowadays too.... Not all conservative values are bad obviously. People who declare they believe in G-d, or are religious are unfairly held out to dry also. It's surely a wonder any of us can get along! I posted earlier on a thread about ICE round-ups, and to my chagrin, (not being for all out amnesty) I got called a bunch of things I'm not. It's exhausting! It wasn't always like this when I was younger. People tried to find common ground. I'm 49, and have many close friends who do not believe exactly as I do. Sometimes we just agree to disagree. The judging SJW's are certainly a new breed though.

by Anonymousreply 216January 27, 2018 10:08 PM

What is also very sad is how many people automatically believe and exaggerate upon anything even slightly negative written about a celebrity. God knows this board has a nest of loons who take the slightest thing, especially if it's about some hot stud celebrity, and turn it into a national disaster. It's a mental disease, it really is.

by Anonymousreply 218January 27, 2018 10:35 PM

R218, Right on....I'm not even Christian, but he sure "knows" me.... Yeah right.... 'Tis a sickness indeed.

by Anonymousreply 219January 27, 2018 10:47 PM

R218, yeah well, Chris Pratt has been extremely consistent in his treatment of animals. There's nothing "slightly negative" about it. You can choose to ignore it but don't act surprised when others won't.

Sometimes you just need to stop and look at the person you're lusting after with a critical eye and wonder what that person is really like. Little Miss Pratt doesn't seem to be a very nice person.

BTW, I should point out that I've been here for way over 10 years and during that time I've been banned twice. The first time was a year ago when I got into an argument with a bunch of homophobic alt-righters who were quite possibly Russian trolls. The second time was today probably because of R199. Kinda makes you wonder what kind of people do their dirty work here. Threads get grayed out so easily here nowadays that it's obvious there's either a small group of alt-righters FFing like crazy or a troll who's using multiple devices to FF things he/she doesn't like. That person could be R199. Is that shitty shoed loonie lady a Chris Pratt fan these days? Has she moved on from Clooney?

by Anonymousreply 220January 27, 2018 10:53 PM

Gays not caring about animal abuse when abs are attached to the abuser?

Sounds about right.

by Anonymousreply 221January 27, 2018 10:57 PM

R221, it's pretty clear not all posters licking Pratt's stinky ass in this thread are gay men. Apparently we have some conservative church ladies here defending a man that makes their undies wet. Anyone who's been at DL for some time knows that Chris Pratt is not a universally loved person here.

by Anonymousreply 222January 27, 2018 11:10 PM

R222 same old talking points. You just can’t leave it alone. You don’t stop until you destroy. I don’t think you realize that some people are Not phases by you and your twisted remarks.

I situation that is very common that was blown out of proportion by people with nothing better to do. And yes they are some amazing abs to stare at.

by Anonymousreply 223January 27, 2018 11:14 PM

Just ignore him OP, I hit that button, and almost all the vitriol went away!

by Anonymousreply 224January 27, 2018 11:18 PM

he's probably got tinymeat, which is why he has to overemphasize his "manliness" by killing animals etc

by Anonymousreply 225January 27, 2018 11:19 PM

R222 reminds me of a(certain type of) woman. Certainly no alpha. Not to low blow but there was a thread here a while ago about how so many gay guys were “unchill” screeching, unhappy harpies. I really enjoyed that one because I know so many gay guys that are their own worst enemy

I think the rest of us are enjoying life and not trying to impress anyone that will listen as to how smart we are.

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by Anonymousreply 226January 27, 2018 11:22 PM

[quote]He's hot no matter what..... And his face is so handsome. Don't really care about his " detractions", as I'm still going to fantasize about sucking & plowing him.

R224, it's funny how you as a conservative and God loving person find love in your heart to defend a man who's been quite open about what he thinks of animals. But dear God when someone dares to take the side of the animals and call out Pratt for his actions. Where's your love for those who care about animals? You are a hypocrite who's acting like you're somehow better than those who care about animal welfare. Take a long hard look in the mirror.

R226/OP so if I fail to see the hotness in a man who routinely enjoys abusing animals and doesn't seem to give a shit about their welfare I'm a screeching, unhappy harpy? How do you think you and your Pratt-loving Trumpster church ladies come off as? Although I suspect we might only have one Pratt super fan furiously posting in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 227January 27, 2018 11:38 PM

Face it OP, R219 and other reasonable adults on this thread, haters gonna hate. It's all they have. They live for it. It makes their lives more complete. Don't waste your time engaging with them. People like that are beyond help.

by Anonymousreply 228January 27, 2018 11:38 PM

How the fuck do you get that Pratt loves abusing animals? Because he hunts or raises animals for food? You brainless moron. I hope you're a vegan because if you're not you need to be institutionalized.

by Anonymousreply 229January 27, 2018 11:40 PM

For Pratt fans who have never seen his appearance on Graham Norton..... You will love this clip.

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by Anonymousreply 230January 27, 2018 11:50 PM

R229 Their dog was found starving on the streets.

by Anonymousreply 233January 28, 2018 12:36 AM

Fool at R233, dogs and cats and other family pets get loose all the time not always due to the fault of the owner. If the dog ran away and they couldn't find it that does not make it their fault. I'm sure they did like most people and put up signs. Apparently the dog was eventually found and went on to a healthy life somewhere.

Nice try but you're just another reactionary moron.

by Anonymousreply 234January 28, 2018 12:41 AM

R226 SPOT ON!!!! Hysterical ninnies, though there is no uterus, one would swear thete's got to be one hiding in there somewhere!

by Anonymousreply 235January 28, 2018 12:45 AM

My favorite picture of him.

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by Anonymousreply 237January 28, 2018 2:03 AM

I was curious when someone said deplorables worship him so I checked reddit and surprisingly it's true.

Honestly he just seems like an outlet for repressed gay attraction for a lot of them. And him more than others because he has traditional aryan look and is Christian. I don't think he's doing anything to encourage it.

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by Anonymousreply 239January 28, 2018 2:14 AM

Just remember when you watch that GIF or anything Pratt does, this is a grown adult man allowing himself to be hosed in exchange for money and attention. And we worship actors in this country. For their “bravery.” He’s a toddler with gym membership and a trainer.

by Anonymousreply 240January 28, 2018 2:16 AM

Up until about 40, most guys are thinking with their cocks.

by Anonymousreply 241January 28, 2018 2:19 AM

R236, I very much respect your post also, however I feel we cannot assume he is antigay, or that he couldn't /doesn't personally dissent from some bigoted factions of Christians. I also think if he isn't particularly keen on us as a group, it is harmless fun to ogle pics of him, and say we find him handsome and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 242January 28, 2018 2:22 AM

R236 Nothing Pratt has said it done in public at any point has ever suggested he is anti gay. Based on just what we happen to know of him, he's a Hollywood actor, it makes more sense to assume he's a liberal like the vast majority of them are.

People here have looked at him and just decided he's anti gay. That's not us excusing anything. That's refusing to just dislike who you arbitrarily decide we should dislike.

Post him saying something anti-gay (I've searched for it) and I will admit I am wrong and apologize.

by Anonymousreply 243January 28, 2018 2:23 AM

R228. Thanks. He might be the first guy I have to block here.

R230. He hilarious on Graham Norton and looked like a million bucks.

R237. He looks so good and healthy. I wished everybody looked so good coming out of the grocery store.

by Anonymousreply 244January 28, 2018 2:33 AM

It’s like some folks see a pic like this and assume anti-gay and animal abuser. I see a guy into the old ways that we used to get food and how some men were able to provide.

I’m sure there were some women who weren’t bad with a bow.

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by Anonymousreply 245January 28, 2018 2:37 AM

What part of that bow says "into the old ways"? That bow says violent douche with too much money.

by Anonymousreply 246January 28, 2018 2:41 AM

I'm not gonna lie. Pic at R245 does more for me than I expected...

by Anonymousreply 247January 28, 2018 2:45 AM

This thread is like reading Breitbart.

by Anonymousreply 248January 28, 2018 2:54 AM

I hope we eventually get to see a dick pic of Chris to put our curiousity to rest! We can only hope Anna Farris may have put something out there, or will now for revenge!

by Anonymousreply 249January 28, 2018 2:58 AM

If you think this thread looks like Breitbart.com then I would be more than sure that you’ve never been there because it’s pretty gross. Nasty headlines and hateful comments.

I gotta admit I’ve been hoping for a dick pic to leak. I know that’s gross of me but I would look if one surfaces.

by Anonymousreply 250January 28, 2018 3:13 AM

Hell yeah OP!

by Anonymousreply 251January 28, 2018 3:16 AM

[quote] I gotta admit I’ve been hoping for a dick pic to leak. I know that’s gross of me but I would look if one surfaces.

Are you a teen girl?

by Anonymousreply 252January 28, 2018 3:19 AM

The title of thread is "How Hung is Chris Pratt? So why are you here even R252 if you are so above dick pics/speculation? People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by Anonymousreply 253January 28, 2018 3:23 AM

That's a great post R236.

You and your generation were warriors.

OP is noting but a blip. He and his kind are just the blink of an eye. We will take back this country, just you wait and see.

by Anonymousreply 254January 28, 2018 3:24 AM

Yes, R252, because only teen girls like to look at dicks.

Are you lost? Do you have sundowners?

by Anonymousreply 255January 28, 2018 3:26 AM

R253, no, the question was for saying how 'gross' it is to wish to see a fucking dick pic. OP sounds like a teen girl or a church lady.

by Anonymousreply 256January 28, 2018 3:26 AM

Op is deranged, block and f&f.

by Anonymousreply 257January 28, 2018 3:27 AM

I actually thought it was a bit weird too R256

by Anonymousreply 258January 28, 2018 3:31 AM

BTW, after googling a bit about Chris Pratt it is clear he really is a hero for the right wingers. He's seen as one of the few Christian conservatives in Hollywood. No wonder about the amount of animosity towards animal rights in this thread. I have a hard time believing all people defending him here are gay either.

by Anonymousreply 259January 28, 2018 3:32 AM

R259 you need to accept that many people don't find hunting immoral and get over that. Humans evolved hunting and eating meat. Its one of the most natural things you can do.

by Anonymousreply 260January 28, 2018 3:37 AM

There are not a lot of attractive young openly conservative A list actors, so I can see why the deplorables would latch onto him. It doesn't mean he's a racist or homophobe himself. He doesn't seem that bad. I mean, I kind of judge people for voting Republican, it doesn't raise my estimation of someone, but I know a lot of conservatives who are basically good people, and I doubt he's anti-gay (even though anyone voting Republican is obviously prioritizing something else, like money, over gay rights).

by Anonymousreply 261January 28, 2018 3:46 AM

I never bought the "he's such a great guy" bullshit when he blew up back in 2014. He was having an affair with anna while she was still married for fucks sake.

by Anonymousreply 262January 28, 2018 3:46 AM

Many of these are written by the same trolls.... You ignore one Chris-hater, and it's like whack-a-mole.... Many others disappear. They just repeat the same shit-talking points over & over.

by Anonymousreply 263January 28, 2018 3:47 AM

His admirers are not "deplorables" here either. You exaggerate stuff, and imagine things. So Much vitriol. You think you're so perspicacious, but despite whatever is clarified, you cling to your preconceived notions. Just go away already!

by Anonymousreply 264January 28, 2018 3:50 AM

I'm not even sure he votes republican. In New England, where I live, most hunters I know are democrats because most people are.

And in LA most people are democrats

by Anonymousreply 265January 28, 2018 3:52 AM

They already made up their mind about him, they INSTINCTIVELY KNOW, Blah, Blah, Blah! They've branded me a churchey, G-d fearing, conservative Christian Republican, though I've re-iterated I'm a secular, left of center Jew. They're like zombies.

by Anonymousreply 266January 28, 2018 3:55 AM

u dont git to be a star

unless u got a fat 8 to offer directors , producers and casting agents.

nuff sed

by Anonymousreply 267January 28, 2018 3:58 AM

R264 I get what you are saying. But to be fair, on websites for deplorables, like alt right subreddits, they do seem to be way into Chris. Like I said I think its a mix of him being white, blond, a hunter, and Christian and that a lot of those alt right guys are closeted. I have thought that about them before.

by Anonymousreply 268January 28, 2018 3:59 AM

[quote] Pratt doesn’t even really have a six pack.

THE HORROR!

by Anonymousreply 269January 28, 2018 4:03 AM

That may be all well and true (coincidence) R268, but does not excuse the extremists here, bandying about insults, labels, and accusations. Such judgemental obstinate bastards! They probably are triggered by his masculinity too. That shall come next now, they'll accuse him of toxic masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 270January 28, 2018 4:04 AM

I think his abs look pretty good

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by Anonymousreply 271January 28, 2018 4:05 AM

R254. You were the one who is making this about a war. I don’t care that the country will be majority black in 40 or 50 years. You guys will twist anything to fit your narrative. I don’t even know what you really mean by your comment. Very odd.

The gentleman that you were responding to was very thoughtful and I appreciated his comment but you have been nothing but rude and shown yourself to be a prick. You were not interested in debate you just want to try to slam someone online. Big deal. It doesn’t work.

You have taken this right wing thing and just completely ran with it. I live in the southern state and even if I wanted to vote Republican I couldn’t because I would be voting against my own interest even at the presidential level unfortunately. I think I’m going to take everyone’s advice and Just ignore you.

by Anonymousreply 272January 28, 2018 4:06 AM

R256. I hope you see why I said what I said and wasn’t being persnickety. I think it’s wrong to hack someone for any reason.

R271. He looks healthy too. Zac Efron looked so roided out for the Baywatch movie. I read that The Rock was his trainer. That can’t be a great thing.

by Anonymousreply 273January 28, 2018 4:09 AM

YAS OP I love that Chris looks like a guy that just works out a lot rather than crazy over muscled.

by Anonymousreply 274January 28, 2018 4:11 AM

Not to hijack my own thread but can you get that big naturally? The guys I know that lift don’t fool around with steroids. Maybe I should ask them is Arnold ever juiced. For some reason I never thought he did. May have been dumb of me.

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by Anonymousreply 275January 28, 2018 4:14 AM

Chris' charm in part is from him looking wholesome and natural.... Not roided, not "perfect" either.

by Anonymousreply 276January 28, 2018 4:16 AM

[quote]Not to hijack my own thread but can you get that big naturally?

NO!!!

by Anonymousreply 277January 28, 2018 6:20 AM

I think people just decided he was a general, all-purpose douchebag back when he started pushing his Christianity, hunting, and was shown to be a jerk to his pets. Around that time he also did that snotty "JurassicGate" post where he said he would probably say something bigoted in the future because he's dumb.

It was also the same time that Parks and Rec outtakes were circulating and he was being a huge dick by throwing props around and making sexist jokes as "improv."

I mean, it's possible, despite all that, that he's a great guy, but it's not very likely.

by Anonymousreply 278January 28, 2018 8:32 AM

Unless you're a vegan or a 100% no animal products vegetarian you're at some point going to eat something that had to be killed in order for you to consume it. Why is it ok for factories to kill millions of animals every month to put food on people's tables, but not OK for a person like Chris Pratt to cull animals for food? Wild animal numbers have to be managed through culling (killing) or they would take over the planet in short order. If you don't believe that then you are an idiot.

But I know that some of us homos simply have to have someone to hate at all times. I guess for the really crazed (which there appears to be a few on this thread) that's good because hopefully it satisfies their inner rage and keeps them from doing something really terrible to someone else. And we sometimes wonder why the pharmaceutical industry is so big in this country. The crazies are everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 279January 28, 2018 12:07 PM

And talking about Christianity isn't "pushing" it. Most of my friends are atheist and sometimes like to talk about it. I never begrudge them that. I sometimes talk about my religion and they have to be okay with that too. Pushing is like if he is telling people to go to church or get baptised

by Anonymousreply 280January 28, 2018 12:15 PM

"Culling" "Harvesting" and "processing" I love how PC-hating hunters adopt PC language to mask their compensating for a small penis, assert-my-ego hobbies. FYI hunting is not to prevent them from "taking over the world". Starvation would prevent that. But hunting to thin populations may be a less cruel option.

by Anonymousreply 281January 28, 2018 12:20 PM

R281 Its more than overpopulation. Deer-car crashes cause the most animal related deaths in this country. Without hunting that would be far worse.

by Anonymousreply 282January 28, 2018 12:27 PM

I've seen his "before" pics, and there's no way that muscular physique isn't drug enhanced. I'm not saying steroids but you don't get to look like that with basic protein shakes.

by Anonymousreply 283January 28, 2018 12:27 PM

I think he's a handsome sexy fun loving guy, it would be my honor to bottom for him.

by Anonymousreply 284January 28, 2018 12:32 PM

I don't think he's packing much down there. His basic body without whatever muscle growth crap he takes screams tinymeat.

by Anonymousreply 285January 28, 2018 12:43 PM

For the OP and the other admirers of Chris Pratt. Those who hate and despise him should not waste their time. It would cause far too much distress.

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by Anonymousreply 286January 28, 2018 12:48 PM

Thanks so much R286, so many gems.

by Anonymousreply 287January 28, 2018 12:57 PM

You're welcome. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 288January 28, 2018 12:58 PM

R286, you ought to comment more often! That's much better than any post about Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein, the Human Ken Doll, ect.

by Anonymousreply 289January 28, 2018 1:09 PM

The ideal man in so so many ways. How come there are no gay mans like this?

by Anonymousreply 290January 28, 2018 1:23 PM

Like what R290?

by Anonymousreply 291January 28, 2018 1:29 PM

I'm a dyed in the wool unbelieving atheist, but I have no problem with anyone believing in a higher power. If it gives them some comfort and they're not using their beliefs to discriminate against or cause hurt to other people I don't care. Chris seems to be the type who doesn't parade his religious beliefs for the world to see. He's said he's a believer, he apparently does go to church, and that's that. He's certainly not like someone like Kirk Cameron who uses his loony beliefs to make a living and hurt anyone and everyone who doesn't agree with him. And that is exactly why Cameron no longer is welcome within the mainstream entertainment world and has to operate in one of the outside areas of the industry. At least Pratt seems to actually believe, whereas I don't think Cameron believes most of what he runs his mouth about. It's just the way he advertises to get attention from other Bible thumping morons who'll open their wallets and buy whatever BS Cameron is putting out.

by Anonymousreply 292January 28, 2018 2:22 PM

Someone talented with doing this please give us a fake nude!

by Anonymousreply 293January 28, 2018 2:34 PM

I bet he has a girthy cock and has thick milky cum.

by Anonymousreply 294January 28, 2018 2:42 PM

Super weird thread. The right-wing trolls are insufferable.

by Anonymousreply 295January 28, 2018 3:08 PM

[quote]Super weird thread. The right-wing trolls are insufferable.

No more than the trolls playing the troll card...

by Anonymousreply 296January 28, 2018 10:31 PM

I'd like to bottom for Mr. Pratt. I'd be fine with him calling me every name in the book while he takes my rosebud. That is all. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 297January 28, 2018 10:54 PM

He once took a big dump and texted his friend a photo of it. It’s a game he and his friends play.

by Anonymousreply 298January 29, 2018 12:30 AM

Man-children are not sexy.

by Anonymousreply 299January 29, 2018 12:32 AM

R298 My straight friends do that. Ive never sent a picture but I've gotten 3

by Anonymousreply 300January 29, 2018 2:15 AM

So let me get this straight. You gays are put off by photos of feces, yet you're aok with getting shit in your mouth and ingesting it from rimming?

by Anonymousreply 301January 29, 2018 2:52 AM

'you gays'? and what are you then? the chuch lady OP?

by Anonymousreply 302January 29, 2018 2:55 AM

"You gays"? WTF is that. And yes some people of all sexualities like performing analingus on a clean but do not want to see or exchange pictures of an adult-sized dump

by Anonymousreply 303January 29, 2018 2:57 AM

[quote]'you gays'? and what are you then?

My guess: one of the closeted fucks from that Reddit link at R239, who wants Chris deeply inside him because he's so ALPHA, but is also under the impression that those gross gay guys 'eat tha doo doo'.

by Anonymousreply 304January 29, 2018 3:05 AM

Chris Pratt is the manliest and most masc of the Chrises.

by Anonymousreply 305January 29, 2018 3:36 AM

Also the dumbest and most Republican. So what is your point. You like manly despicable guys. Maybe you can send your phone number to Putin

by Anonymousreply 306January 29, 2018 3:39 AM

Just because we like him (very much) R306, does not imply we all voted for Trump, are EVEN Republican, or admirers of Putin, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 307January 29, 2018 3:45 AM

[quote] No more than the trolls playing the troll card...

Things are getting quite meta here.

by Anonymousreply 308January 29, 2018 2:21 PM

R299, exactly.

by Anonymousreply 309January 29, 2018 5:13 PM

Depends on your age. I'm mid twenties and would describe many guys I meet and are attracted to as acting similar to Chris. A goofball. I'm probably that way with some things.

by Anonymousreply 310January 29, 2018 5:15 PM

Chris ought to take his big piece of swingin' meat and dicksmack all you haters here. Somethings tells me you'll love it!

by Anonymousreply 311January 29, 2018 5:17 PM

Chris is shirtless in a new beer commercial

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by Anonymousreply 312January 29, 2018 5:39 PM

That should help him move beyond his man-child, douche-bro image. Hey, if something works for milk it for all its worth and becomes an embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 313January 29, 2018 5:42 PM

Thx R 312.... Making me thirsty....But not for beer.

by Anonymousreply 314January 29, 2018 5:43 PM

Good lord that commercial is hot

by Anonymousreply 315January 29, 2018 5:46 PM

[quote]He might be near to average (7.5 region)

Bless your heart. And you look ten years younger, too?

by Anonymousreply 316January 29, 2018 8:11 PM

Average.

by Anonymousreply 317January 29, 2018 8:23 PM

Todays gayboy delusion. Chris Pratt has some mammoth 8 and a half inch cock. Yeah right.

The average penis size is around 5.5 inches, odds are he is about that. Cocks that are 8.5 inches are very rare.

by Anonymousreply 318January 29, 2018 8:35 PM

I don't think it's Chris related R318. I think most gay men like to imagine every attractive man has a big dick. I do.

by Anonymousreply 319January 29, 2018 8:37 PM

Yes I know r319, so many gay men like to live in some alternative reality where the average cock size is 8 inches. I remember when the "fappening" happened somehow people were surprised/dissappointed that all these celebrities had average dicks.

Honestly if you have ever been in with someone in real life who is actually hung huge, you realize they are overrated. Sexy to look at of course, but they just make sex more difficult.

by Anonymousreply 320January 29, 2018 8:42 PM

As a committed sizemologist I'd have to say even as gorgeous as young Mr. Pratt is I'd have to give him a pass if he had a mini (anything less than 4.5").

by Anonymousreply 321January 29, 2018 8:51 PM

R320 Agreed in real life Over 8 is too much for me. Only tried it twice and both times it hurt a little too much to really get into it.

by Anonymousreply 322January 29, 2018 8:54 PM

R286 I’m saving that page. Thanks man.

R312 Damn, I had not seen this. He looks amazing. I should check My New Plaid Pants more. He post some really good eye candy. Also, put up A Fassbender nude on set pic not to long ago. Worth a look if you’re a fan.

by Anonymousreply 323January 29, 2018 9:34 PM

R322. I am a bottom but I haven’t been with that many guys so I can’t really imagine a 8.5. It’s always been a worry of mine that I would meet a great guy but sex would be uncomfortable. I’m sure I’ll man up and I just if I ever do cross that bridge haha

by Anonymousreply 324January 29, 2018 9:38 PM

OP, grab all you want as soon as you can. It won't stay up forever. That's from my personal archives, not a random Chris Pratt fan page. I'll leave it up a couple of weeks. At some point I'll need the space for other things.

Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 325January 29, 2018 9:52 PM

Soon as I saw you in the stoe that day Mr. Pratt..............I know'd they was a God...........I know'd they was a God.

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by Anonymousreply 326January 29, 2018 10:04 PM

[quote]it confirmed to me that big guys (over 6", athletic/military build) tend to be hung.

My friend dated a guy we mutually knew from high school. He is 6’8”. He was hung like a child’s pinky finger. Try and get that image out of your head when you sat beside him through many classes.

by Anonymousreply 327January 29, 2018 10:16 PM

Body size and musculature have absolutely nothing to do with cock size. I've seen huge muscle guys who were hung like mice, and I've seen tiny little skin and bones mini-men hung like moose.

by Anonymousreply 328January 29, 2018 10:25 PM

Interesting interview. He had never done a commercial before this one.

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by Anonymousreply 329January 30, 2018 5:01 PM

Hot, hope he does more commercials.

by Anonymousreply 330January 30, 2018 5:05 PM

I can not get over the commercial. I've watched it like 10 times

by Anonymousreply 331January 31, 2018 2:56 PM

Love the way he puts the beer bottle up to his mouth like it's a god damn dick.

by Anonymousreply 332January 31, 2018 3:43 PM

His favorite is exercising outdoors. Pratt said spending time in the woods near the farm he owns in Washington doesn’t just keep him fit, it keeps him grounded. He particularly loves a trail there that passes through the woods and down to the beach.

“I feel the very best when I am running on that, and I feel very dialed in and close to nature and close to God,” he said. “I think anytime you can just stop and worship this creation, it makes you feel good.”

by Anonymousreply 333January 31, 2018 9:19 PM

Separation from Anna has worked quite well for him. He's lost a good bit of weight. Even when he was at his most muscular he was still rather thick around the waist. But his waist hasn't been this slim ever. He looks fantastic. You can also see it in his face. Much more angular and masculine.

by Anonymousreply 334January 31, 2018 9:32 PM

Now that he's away from Anna he's probably fucking every vagina he can get his hands on.

by Anonymousreply 335January 31, 2018 9:32 PM

I volunteer to let Chris Pratt bugger me, or at lest give him some non reciprocal head.

by Anonymousreply 336January 31, 2018 9:55 PM

He certainly juices, but can get a doc to prescribe it.

by Anonymousreply 337January 31, 2018 10:18 PM

Hot!

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by Anonymousreply 338February 4, 2018 7:39 PM

Watching the superbowl today with all straight men :( No one will be around to thirst for Chris with me

by Anonymousreply 339February 4, 2018 7:42 PM

Well, the lusters sure as hell got no competition from me.

by Anonymousreply 340February 4, 2018 8:47 PM

r338 He's such a hunk I wanna hug and spoon closely!!!

by Anonymousreply 341February 4, 2018 8:52 PM

I would suck him 'till his head caved in.

by Anonymousreply 342February 8, 2018 11:43 PM

His estranged wife Anna Farris is tiny it can't be that big, she can still walk and not walk strangely.

by Anonymousreply 343February 9, 2018 2:03 AM

Thought of Chris tossing around Anna is hot

by Anonymousreply 344February 9, 2018 2:28 AM

Jeah, baby....

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by Anonymousreply 345February 9, 2018 3:41 AM

Shy guy.

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by Anonymousreply 346February 9, 2018 3:43 AM

Someone wants a little muscle worship...

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by Anonymousreply 347February 9, 2018 3:48 AM

Yeah, he is gorgeous. I can't think of anything physically about him that I do not think is hotter than Hell.

by Anonymousreply 348February 9, 2018 4:00 AM

Mmmmm he's perfect at R346

by Anonymousreply 349February 9, 2018 9:19 AM

[quote] His estranged wife Anna Farris is tiny it can't be that big, she can still walk and not walk strangely.

Just like men and penis size, a woman's body size has absolutely nothing to do with the size of her vagina.

by Anonymousreply 350February 9, 2018 11:13 AM

^^^ don't think that's true. I feel like in the old days, it was common knowledge small women died in childbirth more often.

by Anonymousreply 351February 9, 2018 12:09 PM

Tiny women didn't die in childbirth because they had small pussies. They died because their wombs were not able to handle such a large mass moving through it. Once the fetus gets to the part that even a huge penis would reach it's pretty much home free from there.

by Anonymousreply 352February 9, 2018 12:52 PM

^^^sounds legit. I concede!

by Anonymousreply 353February 9, 2018 12:55 PM

He is OK. He is Christian, but i do not remember him taking any positions regarding gays or women in public. I am not even sure if he is a Trumptard (many liberal leaning Christians don't like Trump or GOP). Hunting is fine, unless you are trophy hunting (endangered species. If you are a meat eater, opposing hunting is just hypocritical (where do you think your supermarket skinless boneless whatever comes from?)

by Anonymousreply 354February 9, 2018 12:58 PM

R27 How many Jews has Chris Pratt gassed again? Dial the hysteria down a few notches, Mary. It's not doing you or your side any good.

by Anonymousreply 355February 9, 2018 1:06 PM

the arms...

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by Anonymousreply 356February 9, 2018 2:05 PM
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by Anonymousreply 357February 9, 2018 2:32 PM

Lordy he fills out a tshirt well

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by Anonymousreply 358February 9, 2018 2:32 PM

r358 Tom of Finland next.

by Anonymousreply 359February 9, 2018 4:06 PM

Just saw him on an episode of Parks and Recreation and he was standing there in a pair of jogging pants and you could see it hanging on the right. Look pretty big to me.

by Anonymousreply 360March 7, 2018 2:01 PM

Episode please! Asking for a friend...

by Anonymousreply 361March 7, 2018 2:03 PM

I'm thinking it's the one where his leg is broken and he could of had the cast off early but he didn't tell his girlfriend because he liked her waiting on him.. anyway he lives in the dumpground or landfill in a tent. It also shobws a good shot of his butt and legs cause he sleeps on a tent and he takes off his pants to go sleep.

by Anonymousreply 362March 7, 2018 8:09 PM

I'm thinking it's the one where his leg is broken and he could of had the cast off early but he didn't tell his girlfriend because he liked her waiting on him.. anyway he lives in the dumpground or landfill in a tent. It also shobws a good shot of his butt and legs cause he sleeps on a tent and he takes off his pants to go sleep.

by Anonymousreply 363March 7, 2018 8:09 PM

His hotness is going to fade fast! Like he's approaching that wall!

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by Anonymousreply 364May 8, 2018 9:58 AM

who care bout his peen?

his big fat man ass requires the attention of many: it begs to be sucked on and fuked till the duckys fly bak to Alabama....

by Anonymousreply 365May 8, 2018 10:23 AM

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by Anonymousreply 366June 9, 2018 2:03 PM

Damn he looks good even when not shooting anything

by Anonymousreply 367June 9, 2018 7:15 PM

I think he is hot, but he does not have BDF. So hung or unhung?

by Anonymousreply 368June 9, 2018 7:22 PM

Fuck this untalented selfish fucker! Only cares about himself and doesn't give a fuck about billions of others. Their blood is on your hands. He needs to be eaten by a T-Rex ASAP!

by Anonymousreply 369June 9, 2018 8:08 PM

I know this conversation is old but I use to like Chris Pratt and not just because of his looks. I was one of those fans who bought merchandise and actually spend money. Let me get to the point. After that whole thing between Ellen page calling him out I lost respect for him. I lived a horrible child hood. I was going to church and as a kid I was confused. The church put me through conversion therapy. I don’t know what that word is called. But they treated me like a decease. On top of that I was being molested. So my point is I grew up thinking being gay was a decease. So when chris pratt said his church accepts everyone and doesn’t hate LGBT I lost respect for him. He posted a Instagram story without doing research about his church. Chris Pratt is lazy at explaining himself. He’s lazy when it comes to standing up for what’s right and actually speaking the truth. He’s lazy and posted something without doing research. He lost my respect and I never see him the same way. Him being a republican is no problem but supporting trump is kinda of a problem and not only that but you could tell he supports trump because he follows trump on twitter. He lost my respect when he posted that Instagram story without doing research. And yeah Chris Pratt is hot. Everyone knows that but when you do something like he’s done then your looks can’t save you. I look at him and his face is repulsive. I can’t support or idolize someone like him. Him being a Christian is no problem but I don’t like Christians because of my experience with the church I had when I was a kid. The church putting you through conversion therapy and being molested at the same time is not a joke. That’s what his church is accused of. They have a bad reputation. He spoke without doing proper research. I don’t care for his movies or even following him on social media. Just because someone doesn’t say they don’t like gay people that doesn’t mean anything. You look at there actions and history. No ones born a racist or homophobic. I hate when people use the Bible to spread hate when god didn’t write the Bible. Man wrote the Bible. The Bible is a interpretation. I don’t idolize people like Chris Pratt. He truly is a piece of shit.

by Anonymousreply 370September 18, 2019 6:08 AM

His best friend is Rob lowe. Rob is deep in the closet but I think this makes Chris potentially gay too. Chris has a lot more charisma than Pitt and is better looking. Lowe of course is perfect looking.

by Anonymousreply 371October 3, 2019 10:07 AM

I'm not getting a big dick vibe. Any pics?

by Anonymousreply 372October 3, 2019 10:15 AM

tiny nip but still HAF

by Anonymousreply 373October 3, 2019 10:17 AM

R370. You wrote all that dribble just to let us know you no longer like him. Guess what he has a right to his believes as you have a right to yours. He owes you no apology and not every celeb has to be pro lgbt. There are other celebs to idolize now move along.

by Anonymousreply 374October 3, 2019 10:18 AM

R374 oozes self-respect.

by Anonymousreply 375October 3, 2019 10:31 AM

OP, check out his porn doppelgänger Ace Era.

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by Anonymousreply 376October 3, 2019 10:32 AM

R374. I am not gay so I have no self loathing.

by Anonymousreply 377October 3, 2019 10:40 AM

R377 Then a total troll on a gay forum.

by Anonymousreply 378October 3, 2019 10:46 AM

I think this photo pretty much dispels any evidence of sizemeat. Even if he's a grower he can't go from this to anything considered big.

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by Anonymousreply 379October 3, 2019 11:36 AM

Dem balls be small

by Anonymousreply 380October 3, 2019 9:41 PM

Damn you queens get in a snit over anything. Spewing hate and ranting over if Chris Pratt is hung or not. Some of you need to get a fucking life. Oh and he is hung like a horse, at least in my mind.

by Anonymousreply 381September 29, 2020 5:34 PM

I will always love him for the way he tells this story.

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by Anonymousreply 382September 29, 2020 5:51 PM

This guy is a stupid redneck. Anybody that goes to hillstrong is a lost soul or a total fool. Or both.

They are a cult they has sucked the blood out of uneducated celebrities. It’s always the dumbest people who get pulled into all that but it’s still sad.

by Anonymousreply 383September 29, 2020 6:05 PM
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by Anonymousreply 384September 29, 2020 6:05 PM

“Despite what the Bible says about divorce, my church community was there for me every stop of the way, never judging, just gracefully accompanying me on my walk”

They WANT YOUR MONEY you stupid hillbilly.

by Anonymousreply 385September 29, 2020 6:06 PM

The total heterosexual hunk. I think he has experimented, but there's no denying he loves the cunt. Fucking it. Putting a baby in it. Owning it. Plus he seems like a good dad and family man.

by Anonymousreply 386September 29, 2020 6:14 PM

Hi is a big fat gay. Duh. He will hit Brando proportions before he hits 40.

You heard it here first.

by Anonymousreply 387September 29, 2020 6:14 PM
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