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Congratulations to Nick Foles and his gigantic cock

Congratulations to Nick Foles and his third leg for winning the NFC Championship.

Fly Eagles Fly and please beat Tommy.

by Anonymousreply 102February 28, 2021 7:30 PM

pics ????????

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2018 1:55 AM

ive never heard this before

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2018 2:04 AM

This has to be a joke. If it were true, there would have to be bulge shots out there. His uniform is just too tight to hide it.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2018 2:21 AM

DL Fave Connor Barwin confirms the rumor.

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by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2018 2:22 AM

He didn't confirm anything. He is the source of the rumor.

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2018 2:24 AM

Need to see pic like this.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2018 2:28 AM

And now congratulations to Nick Foles and his gigantic cock on winning the Super Bowl and defeating Tommy boy.

by Anonymousreply 7February 5, 2018 4:55 AM

Looks really big, actually

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by Anonymousreply 8February 5, 2018 5:41 AM

Yay eagles!!!!!! Eagles 🦅

Suck it Brady!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9February 5, 2018 5:56 AM

He is 6'6", so presumably his cock matches his body.

by Anonymousreply 10February 5, 2018 6:08 AM

Big dick teeth; never would have thought of that...

by Anonymousreply 11February 5, 2018 6:17 AM

The things people obsess over... Like they have no real issues to deal with.

by Anonymousreply 12February 5, 2018 6:17 AM

I knew he was big.

by Anonymousreply 13February 5, 2018 7:02 AM

No, he’s no the source of the rumor. The rumor goes back years prior, when he was on another team. Women were afraid to sleep with him it was so fucking big. Do a google search about his cock. It’s legendary.

by Anonymousreply 14February 5, 2018 7:14 AM

Tard face.

by Anonymousreply 15February 5, 2018 3:03 PM

Big Dick Nick

by Anonymousreply 16February 5, 2018 3:13 PM
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by Anonymousreply 17February 5, 2018 3:14 PM

W00T!

Lining up to suck it now

by Anonymousreply 18February 5, 2018 3:19 PM

[quote]He is 6'6", so presumably his cock matches his body.

The idea that tall people automatically have big dicks is not true. Any gay men should know that.

by Anonymousreply 19February 5, 2018 3:27 PM

Gay men who actually interact with other gay men, that is.....

by Anonymousreply 20February 5, 2018 3:27 PM

I heard it like smacked between his thighs loudly in the locker room.

by Anonymousreply 21February 5, 2018 3:29 PM

[quote]The things people obsess over... Like they have no real issues to deal with.

Yes, how silly that gay men talk about men.

by Anonymousreply 22February 5, 2018 3:39 PM

I heard the screams from groupies in his hotel room during road trips were earth shattering.

by Anonymousreply 23February 5, 2018 4:00 PM

Don’t football players wear cups? Are those bulges in the pics really his dick or a cup?

by Anonymousreply 24February 5, 2018 4:03 PM

Football players never wear cups r24. Quite obvious if you watch football in HD, you can definitely see those bulges.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 5, 2018 4:04 PM

[quote]The rumor goes back years prior, when he was on another team. Women were afraid to sleep with him it was so fucking big.

He’s a Jesus freak, he’s taking online Liberty University (!) courses and wants to be a pastor. Did all the big-dicked groupie fucking happen before he was “born again”?

by Anonymousreply 26February 5, 2018 4:10 PM

Good for him! He'll help a lot of people!

by Anonymousreply 27February 5, 2018 4:13 PM

We need to see dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 28February 5, 2018 4:23 PM

He basically has BDE Big Dick Everything going on

by Anonymousreply 29February 5, 2018 4:26 PM

"Big Dick Nick" has become his official nick name

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by Anonymousreply 30February 5, 2018 4:45 PM

[quote]He’s a Jesus freak, he’s taking online Liberty University (!) courses and wants to be a pastor.

Gross. Dammit, that just killed my lust for him.

by Anonymousreply 31February 5, 2018 5:09 PM

Well, he does have a 9 on his jersey.

by Anonymousreply 32February 5, 2018 5:19 PM

He, heterosexual, homophobic and totally unavailable. Only natural that DLers want him.

by Anonymousreply 33February 5, 2018 5:36 PM

I can't make myself care after I've seen his face at several angles. He's not even plain --pretty ugly.

Glad hes got talent. At least his wife will be/is hot.

by Anonymousreply 34February 5, 2018 5:40 PM

If the players don't wear cups, how do they avoid injury to the family jewels?

by Anonymousreply 35February 5, 2018 6:01 PM

He does have text book big dick face.

by Anonymousreply 36February 5, 2018 6:07 PM

What was his homophobia? Link?

by Anonymousreply 37February 5, 2018 6:31 PM

He is taking classes at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University r37. That place is hardcore bible thumper and homophobic as hell.

I mean you can chose to stick your head in the sand if you want, but it is obvious Nick Foles is no friend to the gays.

by Anonymousreply 38February 5, 2018 6:33 PM

Deadspin reports on the issues that matter to DL!

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by Anonymousreply 39February 5, 2018 7:27 PM

He is a Jesus freak. Ugh so disappointing. I thought he was kind of cute, and I love blond men. However, now when I look at him I see a Jesus freak-Napolean Dynamite-Motherfucker. That has killed my lust.

by Anonymousreply 40February 5, 2018 7:31 PM

He'll obviously be a DTrumpf supported when he goes to the white house. He'll have to learn the new evangelical prayer: What would republican Jesus do?

by Anonymousreply 41February 5, 2018 8:10 PM

What are the exact features of a “big dick face”? Is it a long, prominent nose?

by Anonymousreply 42February 5, 2018 9:05 PM

He thanked the lord for the S Bowl win.

by Anonymousreply 43February 5, 2018 10:11 PM

From the photos it's more likely he has a clit.

by Anonymousreply 44February 5, 2018 10:25 PM

verificata or it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 45February 5, 2018 10:25 PM

Foles is hot.

by Anonymousreply 46February 5, 2018 11:41 PM

That face is a double bagger, huge dick or not.

by Anonymousreply 47February 5, 2018 11:48 PM

not only is his cock big and fab

his tits and asshole are the best tasting ones in football today!!!

by Anonymousreply 48February 5, 2018 11:52 PM

ISHC.

by Anonymousreply 49February 5, 2018 11:52 PM

Having a big dick is what gives him such confidence.

by Anonymousreply 50February 6, 2018 12:00 AM

The (straight male?) Eagles fans on the Eagles SB Nation page use "Big Dick Nick" a lot.

by Anonymousreply 51February 6, 2018 12:08 AM

So, he played amazing in leading Philly to the SB title. Do they start him next year?

by Anonymousreply 52February 6, 2018 12:11 AM

DOES ISHC MEAN I SUCK HOT CUNTS

by Anonymousreply 53February 6, 2018 12:13 AM

[QUOTE]So, he played amazing in leading Philly to the SB title. Do they start him next year?

No.

by Anonymousreply 54February 6, 2018 12:16 AM

jesus freak ass holes are mighty tasty and fun as fuk to de virginize.

4 cocktails and their legs fly up to the lord

by Anonymousreply 55February 6, 2018 12:22 AM

So the Eagles have 2 Jesus freak quarterbacks?

Carson Wentz is a major fundie, I didn't know Foles was one as well.

by Anonymousreply 56February 6, 2018 12:22 AM

What franchise NFL quarterback isn’t a “Jesus Freak”?

by Anonymousreply 57February 6, 2018 12:29 AM

[quote]So, he played amazing in leading Philly to the SB title. Do they start him next year?

So far it doesn't sound like it but we'll see.

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by Anonymousreply 58February 6, 2018 12:32 AM

He looks like a 14yo boy. That should have killed any attraction immediately.

As for a big dick - he is a thin. Many thin dudes are packing regardless of how tall..........

by Anonymousreply 59February 6, 2018 12:38 AM

Allegedly Enormous-Donged Eagles QB Leads Team To Super Bowl Victory

Back in 2014, Foles’s Eagles teammate Connor Barwin revealed that the QB had the biggest dong in the locker room. Eagles offensive lineman Evan Mathis did “not condone,” but also did not debunk, Barwin’s answer. We’ve also heard that in college, Foles’s nicknames were “Big Dick Nick” and “Footlong Foles”—seriously.

From "Deadspin" website

by Anonymousreply 60February 6, 2018 1:51 AM

I’m underwhelmed. OP is a twat.

by Anonymousreply 61February 6, 2018 2:13 AM

His cock is bigger than mine

by Anonymousreply 62February 6, 2018 2:14 AM

My cock is bigger than yours, Tom.

by Anonymousreply 63February 6, 2018 5:28 AM

R33, and he's still more palatable than Tom Brady.

by Anonymousreply 64February 6, 2018 7:25 AM

it's weird to me that so many of you are saying he's ugly. I don't get it. I think he's really cute. And that was before I found he that he's 6'6 and has a huge dick.

by Anonymousreply 65February 6, 2018 7:44 AM

The bottom half of his face reminds me of Tom Petty.

by Anonymousreply 66February 6, 2018 7:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 67February 6, 2018 10:19 PM

Someone should super impose a huge cock into the R67's pic. Please.

by Anonymousreply 68February 7, 2018 12:57 PM
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by Anonymousreply 69February 7, 2018 1:35 PM

I think he's cute in a farmboy kinda way. He's one of those Christian weirdos so you know he's a big ole' freak in bed.

by Anonymousreply 70February 7, 2018 1:42 PM

Too bad he's such a Jesus freak, his speech after the game was sickening

by Anonymousreply 71February 7, 2018 1:43 PM

Connor Barwin, the teammate who told the world about Nick's dick, is way hotter [italic]and[/italic] ❤️s the gays.

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by Anonymousreply 72February 7, 2018 1:43 PM

Being a “Jesus freak” is a way of life in the NFL. Hell, for most athletes, period. You queens just don’t know a damn thing about sports other than who looks hot in a jock strap so you’re surprised when someone’s religious beliefs takes a foothold in the media and receives a little extra attention.

You cannot be a quarterback in the National Football League without believing that Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior.

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by Anonymousreply 73February 7, 2018 2:10 PM

No wonder I have no interest in competitive sports

by Anonymousreply 74February 7, 2018 4:57 PM

Talk about great timing. 😂

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by Anonymousreply 75February 7, 2018 6:52 PM

I think Foles is kinda cute, definitely not ugly. Ertz is hot.

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by Anonymousreply 76February 7, 2018 7:07 PM

Ertz has a nice bulge

by Anonymousreply 77February 7, 2018 7:10 PM

Footlong Foles?

Damn.

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by Anonymousreply 78February 7, 2018 7:12 PM

Facially Nick resembles our horse-hung second husband who also fucked fish. Sadly he left us in tears.

by Anonymousreply 79February 7, 2018 7:40 PM
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by Anonymousreply 80February 7, 2018 7:41 PM

Foles is cute. Not understanding all the hate, no one said he’s gorgeous or is arguing that he’s exceptionally hot. He’s just a cute guy with a nice smile who did an awesome thing (WON THE SUPERBOWL!) and also maybe has a big dick. He definitely has a nice bulge. Too bad about the Christianity but whaddyagonnado? It’s not like it will cause problems in our imaginary relationship.

Really not understanding at all the person who said he looks 14? Da fuck? He’s 6’6 with a face full of stubble.

by Anonymousreply 81February 7, 2018 7:57 PM

[QUOTE]I think Foles is kinda cute, definitely not ugly. Ertz is hot.

After the game, the first person Zach Ertz thanked during the Lombardi trophy ceremony was Jesus Christ.

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by Anonymousreply 82February 7, 2018 8:01 PM

My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me!"

by Anonymousreply 83February 7, 2018 8:19 PM

Foles has that look. Dax Shepard had it, I fucked around with someone who had it too.

Kinda rat faced (sorry) and very skinny/lanky. The guy I knew even had a concave chest!

But they open their zipper and THWACK! Out comes an anaconda.

by Anonymousreply 84February 8, 2018 12:05 AM

He’s bigger than nick Capra

by Anonymousreply 85February 8, 2018 3:10 PM

He's bigger than a breadbox

by Anonymousreply 86February 11, 2018 12:57 AM

I have to see what his body looks like. Being a fundie means he's too modest to be seen without being fully clothed!

by Anonymousreply 87February 11, 2018 2:15 AM

R87 this is as close as we’re gonna get.

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by Anonymousreply 88February 11, 2018 2:30 AM

R11, is correct. This is example of the lesser-known Big Dick Teeth.

by Anonymousreply 89February 11, 2018 2:48 AM

We would orally service Nick front and rear!

by Anonymousreply 90February 11, 2018 2:35 PM
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by Anonymousreply 91February 11, 2018 2:40 PM

Yes, and you would eat his dumps, Erna. We know, we know.

by Anonymousreply 92February 12, 2018 6:11 PM

But I don't think he'll let you dress him up in Mom Jeans Erna.

by Anonymousreply 93February 12, 2018 6:16 PM

I think this "Big Dick" PR is exactly that, PR.

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by Anonymousreply 94February 12, 2018 6:19 PM

...And he's ugly

by Anonymousreply 95February 12, 2018 6:20 PM

What would be the point in “big dick PR?” That likes gonna get him a new contract? 😂

by Anonymousreply 96February 13, 2018 12:29 AM

R96 It will get him lots of new fans and put fannies in the seats during home games. More buzz about the game and the players means more revenue for the franchise.

by Anonymousreply 97February 13, 2018 12:46 AM

What franchise? He’s the backup quarterback, nobody’s coming to games to watch him sit on the bench.

by Anonymousreply 98February 13, 2018 12:51 AM

R98, they would if he had his big cock out.

by Anonymousreply 99February 13, 2018 12:54 AM

Big Dick Nick is doing it again. If the right teams lose, he will take the Eagles to the playoffs and right to the Superbowl again.

Him and his massive cock have just beaten two of the best teams in the NFL.

by Anonymousreply 100December 24, 2018 2:05 PM

Big Dick Nick at it again!

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by Anonymousreply 101January 7, 2019 8:03 PM

Big Dick Nick

by Anonymousreply 102February 28, 2021 7:30 PM
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