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I treated myself to a large fries and large coke at MACdonalds today.

I sat there and ate all the fries and drank half the coke. It was pure heaven. Jealous.....bitches?

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by Anonymousreply 39January 22, 2018 5:40 AM

Jealous of your diabetes? Nope.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2018 12:02 AM

STFU, Trump. You're a pig.

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2018 12:02 AM

Why would I be jealous? I had three large fries and an apple pie today. But... time to run on the treadmill for an hour. Waist skinny pussy fat. Not the other way around!

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2018 12:04 AM

Apparently the illiteracy came before the false pose of triumph.

Cunt gas.

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2018 12:06 AM

Yes, I am jealous.

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2018 12:07 AM

It made me hungry. But why no hamburger with it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2018 12:13 AM

I used to do this maybe once a year or every other year. Yes. It was heaven.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2018 12:14 AM

R6, I’m dieting sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2018 12:19 AM

OP, you deserve a break today. But what did the seams of your pants ever do to deserve it?

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2018 12:22 AM

Was it a diet Coke?

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2018 12:23 AM

And, now your stomach is killing you. I’ve made that McDonald’s mistake before, too, but always pay the price later.

by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2018 12:23 AM

R10, it was a regular coke. I only do diet at the house. I was treating myself and went ALL out. And you other itches sound like sticks in the mud. Live it up! You can’t take your size 32 in rockers with you when you go. Silly ass whores!

by Anonymousreply 12January 22, 2018 12:27 AM

I miss the deep fried apple pies that gave you first-degree burns.

by Anonymousreply 13January 22, 2018 12:29 AM

Mickey D's fries haven't tasted good in years. And Coke tastes like soap anymore.

by Anonymousreply 14January 22, 2018 12:30 AM

Were you celebrating National Potato Month again this year, OP?

Tell us about your other note worthy monthly national celebrations. Don't worry if they've slipped your mind, someone here at DL will help remind you.

by Anonymousreply 15January 22, 2018 12:30 AM

"I was treating myself and went ALL out. "

Because spending seven dollars on "food" is a big deal for little people.

by Anonymousreply 16January 22, 2018 12:35 AM

How much are large fries where you live?

by Anonymousreply 17January 22, 2018 12:38 AM

I love an ice cold fountain REAL Coke.

by Anonymousreply 18January 22, 2018 12:39 AM

What is this place? Is this where poor people go to eat?

by Anonymousreply 19January 22, 2018 12:39 AM

[quote]Mickey D's fries haven't tasted good in years.

They switched from beef tallow to vegetable oil in the 90's and became tasteless. My mother use to make steak fries using beef fat and then put them in a paper bag to soak up the grease.

by Anonymousreply 20January 22, 2018 12:44 AM

Sorry but they are still better than anyone else's fries.

But the beef tallow was awesome.

by Anonymousreply 21January 22, 2018 12:55 AM

I agree that McD still have the best fries around. So what's their secret?

by Anonymousreply 22January 22, 2018 1:00 AM

Mr. Trump, aren’t you supposed to be “working?”

by Anonymousreply 23January 22, 2018 1:02 AM

But I love McDonald's! It's my special treat to myself for the week!

by Anonymousreply 24January 22, 2018 1:03 AM

Yes, agreed that McDonald's has the best 🍟. The ones at Burger King, Wendy's, Jack in the Box, Carl's Jr. are disgusting!

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2018 1:23 AM

MACdonalds?

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2018 1:31 AM

Remember when the circus came to town

And you were frightened by the clown?

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by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2018 1:47 AM

Don't come crying to me when you have pimples in your school picture.

by Anonymousreply 28January 22, 2018 1:51 AM

[quote]And, now your stomach is killing you. I’ve made that McDonald’s mistake before, too, but always pay the price later.

I became an Olympic sprinter by eating at McDonalds. I would eat the food, then run home and see if I could make it to the shitter before it came out the other end.

by Anonymousreply 29January 22, 2018 1:55 AM

Looks good OP! I let myself go there a few times a year.... I usually skip the fries though.... Get a burger, or even the double 1/4 lber.... Usually get unsweetened tea though, as it's enough calories for two people all day if one eats the "Meal Deal". They were better and healthier fried in tallow..... They became really salty after the switch too I remember. Glad you enjoyed them!

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2018 1:56 AM

That's my nervous food binge. Fries and a coke. I don't finish the coke.

by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2018 3:16 AM

Shake shake>>> It’s mine as well R31

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2018 4:05 AM

I had a veggie burger and a diet drink today and was quite content with it. A treat would be going to a special event, not a trayful of fattening food.

by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2018 4:26 AM

R33, well la dee da bitch.

by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2018 4:32 AM

Are the veggie burgers any good?

Haven’t eaten at mcds since I read fast food nation when it first came out.

by Anonymousreply 35January 22, 2018 4:37 AM

The fries at Wendy's are better, and you can order them with no salt. Takes a bit longer, but worth it.

by Anonymousreply 36January 22, 2018 4:54 AM

Amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 37January 22, 2018 5:36 AM

Bitch, you had McD's, not a tasting menu at Per Se.

by Anonymousreply 38January 22, 2018 5:39 AM

Those fries are vile.

by Anonymousreply 39January 22, 2018 5:40 AM
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