Brian Jordan Alvarez Shows Erect Dick in Film Series

He is so hot.

Mouthbreather Sling Blade face.

But I wouldn’t spit that dick out if it ended up in my mouth.

It doesn't point up.

How many inches is that?

wow....I never really understood what AWG stood for until I saw this guy. Thanks!

R5 = troll

He literally just popped up on an episode of Grace & Frankie as a waiter.

Raw sexual heat

How many inches is that?

Poor thing, ED at his age.

Maybe he’s not fully hard. Mine looks like that when it’s semi erect

If you've got it....

he's cute...nice ass and cock...though too short and smooth for my taste.

Comedian? He ain’t no Milton Berle that’s for sure.

He should marry Lance Bass so DLers could continue to complain about guys hooking up with guys who look just like them.

He has nothing to be ashamed of.

I would ride that cock like a filthy whore.

The commercial broadcasters won't allow engorged japanes/spanish/american penises.

meh.

He's hot but if you've ever watched any of his videos he comes off as a Huge asshole! He actually fucks the weird stalker guy from Shortbus in his YouTube video How To Be A Slut In America but it's blurred out and YT eventually took it down.

Fucked him for real?

....

Flaccid.

Wow at R21 and R22.

I have no idea who this guy is, but he has an amazing cock and a beautiful ass.

Is he a top? I would let him plow me for hours.

He's actually quite a handsome guy..

The boyfriend (left) is really cute.

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So is this Brian guy just using short films to get guys he wants to fuck naked? Is that how he met the fake hate crime boyfriend? And is the 3rd guy (Joshua Thurston) part of the harem now?

Brian is pushing this genderfluid crap as if he so enlightened but he sure puts lots of gym time into that body and in his last two pseudo-porn videos, he is always the aggressive bareback top. His boyfriend is a wannabe drag queen who desperately wants to be on Rupauls drag race so I wonder if Brian fucks him in drag...Something went down because he has erased almost all evidence of either of the two sex projects - maybe he went on a bender and relapsed. In one interview he said he almost failed out of college due to drugs so...

Link to interview r28? Who was on drugs?

I believe the term "butterface" was invented with him in mind.

Joshua Thurston is the one he was actually fucking in the video, Joshua was also the awkward stocker in Shortbus that gets fucked by the gay couple, so this guy is pretty much a porn performer who thinks of himself as an actor...a very bad actor.

He’s an odd duck but he can fuck really well. Awesome dick. About seven inches.

Sorry, that should read "awkward stalker".

the xcitement over seein a nekkid man.

geesh

He's self-absorbed and dreadfully boring. He should do short porn movies and save everyone the angst.

[quote]Brian is pushing this genderfluid crap as if he so enlightened but he sure puts lots of gym time into that body and in his last two pseudo-porn videos, he is always the aggressive bareback top.

Good for him! Where does comedian fit into that? That doesn't read funny.

He has no chin.

He is too bland and mid-western waspy.

He has a great body and a decent face but his nasty personality kills any attraction.

[quote]Joshua was also the awkward stocker in Shortbus that gets fucked by the gay couple,

This makes no sense.

The stalker (Caleb) was played by Peter Stickles.

The guy who hooked up with the couple (Ceth) was played by Jay Brannan.

Where does one find this program on the television?

R40, Penis Broadcasting System.

That isn't erect. It's like the dick version of "meh."

Sorry, you're right R39 I got Joshua Thurston confused with that guy. Weirdly it seems they've all scrubbed How to be a slut in America from their resumes.

He’s nasty?