Stormy Daniels Once Claimed She Spanked Donald Trump With a Forbes Magazine

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I could also see him ripping out a page with Bloomberg's picture on it and wiping his shitty ass with it.

TMI.

Forbes trending on Twitter right now because of this revelation and it has made the Twitter Moments for the day.

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The definitive take, I think:

[quote]The President who was spanked with a copy of Forbes by the porn star with whom he had adulterous, unprotected sex 4 months after his 3rd wife gave birth now wants to allow "Christian" doctors and nurses to deny healthcare to LGBT people because they disapprove of that lifestyle.

WSJ reports Trump's lawyer created a Delaware LLC to pay adult film star $130,000 in hush money a month before the 2016 election.

But where did that money come from, #7? Trump is notoriously cheap; he always leaves others to foot the bill.

Is Tweety going to sue Stormy for a billion dollars, now that she breached their contract?

This is my favourite part:

[quote] Daniels described Trump obsessively watching Shark Week in his hotel room during one of their visits. (In several tweets in 2013, Trump expressed strong views on sharks.)

His tweets about sharks are linked in the Mother Jones story. First one:

The next one:

Last one. This is what Trump was doing on Independence Day, 2013. Who would have thought he'd be president five years later?

SNL should make a sketch out of that, R9. Or The President Show on Comedy Central.

How low can this all go?

Seriously.

Low is the only way it goes.

The 2011 interview is out.

Did she have to piss on him? Or is that just for Russian hookers?

Fghhgh

R17 She probably dropped a turd on him then pissed on him.

he's a crude cunt, so he met his match with stormy

It would have been even juicier if she claimed Trump was wearing Spanks at the time.