Heathers Reboot 2018 Promo

They made Heather Chandler a fat chick? She actually looks like a made up version of Martha Dumptruck

Heather Chandler is the fat chick, Heather McNamara is a black lipstick lesbian, and Heather (Heathe) Duke is gender fluid. Veronica is the one that looks like she should be an actual Heather. I guess it's a fun fantasy - wouldn't it have been cool if the queens and the hags were the "most powerful clique" in school.

I can’t believe this. The top Heather is fat??? Never in the history of time has a boy been called Heather unless u are in drag. The dumb one is black? I guess The Dimptruck character will be too skinny. This is wrong wrong wrong.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw is Heather Chandler's line always and forever NOT Veronica's

Yes they even cast Veronica. Winona has always been beautiful but not in the generic way whoever cast in this dumb show.

Cast Veronica wrong I mean.

Is this a youtube series? I've seen viral videos with bigger budgets.

Hard pass.

The meanest Heather would have killed herself if she was fat. Only fat bitches get to be Top Dog in female prison movies.

Yep. The Dumptruck character is going to be beautiful.

This looks terrible.

Reboots need to be banned. It’s very very lazy.

This looks like a Todrick Hall parody. 5 minutes on Youtube is about all it is good for.

This reboot seems like a bizarre mirror version of Heathers where the outcasts are the mean heathers tormenting the cool kids.

R15, you actually bring up what appears to be a sinister side to this. If the TV show follows the movie "normal" kids watching will be rooting for the deaths of the "Freaks and Geeks", which is pretty much what happens every day in high school.

Heather Chandler as a gay girl with a ugly haircut ??? Just no. No no no. I wanna clean my eyes out with bleach now .

Above I meant to say ugly hair cut not gay . Could care less if she’s gay (although it is a rather mannish hair style )

[Quote] "normal" kids watching will be rooting for the deaths of the "Freaks and Geeks", which is pretty much what happens every day in high school.

Now there's a disturbing thought.

Bad haircut?? Bad wig , dear.

fat chicks are popular now, it's a new world

This looks more like Revenge of the Nerds than Heathers.

There is absolutely no way this group would be running things - unless it's some school for the performing arts.

Apparently both Shannon Doherty and Winona Ryder are scheduled to do cameos. Are high schoolers considered Gen Z? I was reading that this generation doesn't subscribe to the normative definitions of beauty. I bet R15 has a point. I like my mean girls hot and cunty. I can't imagine these Heathers playing croquet.

Heathers as produced by Tumblr.

The fat Heather isn't a even a BBW. It's like they chose the frumpiest fatty they could find.

The real Heather Chandler (actress Kim Walker) died at just age 33.

R28 are you opening CCs with her SS#?

Yeah no, fat whales are never popular. Not even now.

R29 It's on da Internets!!

Sorry I'm late to the party, but I just heard about this. I know, I now. Anyway, this plays out like a conservative's worst nightmare. SJWs running the school and killing the 'normal-looking' kids. I saw a couple comments on the YouTube trailer by some people who believe this is Hollywood's way of getting back at the 'real Americans.' It's crazy! Whoever greenlit this was ill-advised. I'm all for diversity, but this is not the time and place for something like this. It just contributes to both sides drifting farther apart.

No wonder Shannen's cancer came back after exposing herself to this shit.

Has this even aired yet? No buzz.

Scrapped at Paramount Network, Will be Shopped Elsewhere

Bizarro World Heathers

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