Dolls with disabilities

I think the middle one is supposed to be hearing impaired, but the awkward knee joints make it look like she's got an Oscar Pistorius situation with two prosthetic legs.

Where's the fibromyalgia one?

I want a Barbecuey Doll.

I'm in the mood for fat shaming.

I like the "Victim of Crack Mama Passed Out on the Floor" Doll.

Anatomically AND demographically correct.

Aww I think that’s great.

They should have a Crohn's/IBS/colitis doll who shits itself. They could call it Minnie the Poo.

They could also make a doll with urological issues and call it Baby Cathy-ter.

Leggys obviously had eating disorders.......

Betsy Wetsy was ahead of her time, looked to have severe mental retardation and was always pissing herself.

The lesbian with the cane should weigh 300 pounds.

Did Hedda Get Bedda finally just die?

They should have one that's being finger banged by her dad. A little blood spot on the crotch should do it.

Ken has always had erectile dysfunction.

There should be a doll that comes with a jar of peanut butter and a puffed out face.

Any dolls with morgellons infestation?

Dr. Littlechap's wife Lisa is a drunken slut.

Anorexic Barbie.

Showing girls that "no food" is the best way to eat.

Blythe had a condition that caused her to have an abnormally ginormous head. Also her eyes may be symptomatic of a thyroid condition.

This one is a victim of physical abuse.

Do intestinal parasites count? They should. Man, they be the WORST!

Ewww!! R19 WINS, big time!

R16 Do they sell that on Amazon?

Shrinkin' Violette was pathologically shy.....

Shrinkin' Violette

Well, now there are different types of barbie...

Lesbian Barbie

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A closeted Ken doll

Ken came out some time ago r27.

Complete with stank sleeve.

Do you think Ken would still suck even with the Smeg?

Bulimia Barbie - because sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do.

"Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story"

Flatsys had affects that were very....well....

Does anyone remember Barbie’s Little Sister “Skipper”, the puberty doll? If you twisted her arm backwards she grew breasts; if you twisted it forwards she became flat chested again.

Growing Up Skipper also got taller r34!

Growing Up Skipper.....

Poor Pitiful Pearl was disabled by poverty......

I had a barbie doll with a baby in her tummy

You bitches are hilarious.

But seriously, it's a very good idea even if I doubt it gonna be a commercial success.

Poor Pitiful Pearl looks Ukranian.

Cerebral Palsy meets stairs = OP's doll on the right.

Yeah I'm sure people with portwine birthmarks love to be called disabled. Also, they make the second look like being black is her disability.

Is there a Christina's World Barbie?

So would it be a rag doll to represent heavy bleeders like me?

Would there be a fat doll to represent womon like me? And will she come with a trash can to show her garbage duties?

Sorry r45, Plus Size Barbie was a big (pun intended) flop.

Parolee Shin'quinada. You have to help guide her back into society.

"Dolly for Sue" was relegated to the Island of Misfit Toys, due to her low self-esteem and psychological problems.

R47 I got that doll !!

I'm the Honey West doll. I'm disabled-adjacent. Obviously the Gilbert designer who created me was vision-impaired. Either that or he thought Ana Gasteyer played Honey West instead of the lovely Miss Anne Francis!

The Hillary Clinton doll. For those who have a phobia of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Russia.

Thanks, but no thanks! See you at the beach!

Dubai whore Barbie doll

r50 Ana Gasteyer? More like TRAN-a Gasteyer, that doll has a 5 o'clock shadow and a huge jaw.

r50, I thought the same as r54. Patrick Swayze in too wong foo...

We have swag bitches!

Miss Anne Francis should have sued Gilbert...

We're truly , truly sorry Miss Francis.

My boyfriend is hotter than yours

Fuck off r59.

I love you Datalounge 💕

Sorry, no #cripplebarbie!

sex addict barbie

Alcoholic Barbie.

Selfie wit my besties 💋

Barbie actually was on Disability for a short period of time due to carpal tunnel. It flared up after one particularly grueling photo shoot that required her to open and close a compact numerous times.

I am neither a sociopath nor homicidal. I am NOT Talky Tina. Talky Tina was a role I played, she isn't real. I'm a perfectly well-balanced doll.

Poverty is a disability. So is namelessness.

Barbie used to have a crippled friend named Becky.

I don't need your sympathy...

Girls just wanna have fun...

Canklencyphalytus doll

I'm a The Head That Wouldn't Die doll.

R19 My sister had a doll like that in the 90s. It seems like it is supposed to teach children responsibility. Instead it proves how lazy they are.

R27 Cuuuuuuuute! I love this thread. Minnie the Poo made me laugh so hard. I am still laughing.

Once upon a time little kids used toys as a way to let their fantasy run wild. As a little boy I played with dolls being at a fancy ball or Barbie being in her fancy house getting ready for work or meeting with her friends Ken and Midge. That was my kind of feel-good entertainment. Now kids need real, imperfect dolls to feel better about themselves? I find that kind of depressing. I mean I never had to, like, deal with my actual sexual identity through doll play.

There are no trans women of color represented due to cis white male and TERF trans erasure! This is LITERAL VIOLENCE!

You know who I blame for this very disturbing trend? These type of dolls.

All the dolls died so that Treacher Collins doll could live.

Is the one on the left in OP’s original pic a Janeane Garofalo doll?

[quote]They should have a Crohn's/IBS/colitis doll who shits itself. They could call it Minnie the Poo.

I'm waiting for Splatters the Clown Doll With Diarrhea.

Fatty face doll? Carb face doll? Cushings syndrome doll? steriod taker doll? Alchie face doll? Drug bloat doll? Coke bloat?

Autism/Aspergers freak out doll

Makies were great fun. You could design the facial expressions yourself. I made a couple with really exaggerated scowls. Too bad they went out of business.

Pictured (l-r): Widdle Willie Nelson, Deaf-Ass Dorinda, and Port Wine Stain Paulette

What about me?!

I own a Makie! It was really fun to design. They're worth a fortune now. Their mistake was marketing them to kids instead of stoned adults.

Why can't an older brother just rip an arm off the doll and tell his sister her doll is missing an arm the way we used to do when I was a kid.

The one on the right is creepy

The creepiest dolls in existence are Marina Bychkova's ball jointed porcelain art dolls. They go for 60 grand at auction.

Marina's dolls of pieces of art.

Terrifying pieces of art. I had no idea there was such a huge subculture of ball jointed doll collectors willing to shell out thousands.

She makes the dolls by hand and usually craft highly detailed accessories made from precious metals semiprecious stones. I kick myself for not purchasing on of her dolls from the early 2000's that sold for around $1,000-$2,000.

Marina Bychkova's dolls are neither creepy nor terrifying. Your ignorant comments say more about you than they do about her work.

If you want to see creepy and terrifying dolls, some of the Japanese doll artists are really out there.

Stages of Grief, r91???

R95 I'm not insulting them. I think they're amazing but...

Transracial Barbie:

Do they have one with a learning disability? Maybe with mismatched socks or something?

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Downs Syndrome dolls are a thing.

R70, I got that doll for my sister (who is wheelchair bound).

Remember My Buddy? Well his poor kid sister suffered from acromegaly.

R99 - The infamous Teen Talk Barbie was learning-impaired:

If only Mikhail Gorbachev could have played with Port-Wine Stain Paulette as a child!

The failures of communism.

R91: Those were disturbing. WHY do they all look like a cross between someone with disfiguring road rash after being dragged behind a car on the freeway and someone with Freeman Sheldon Syndrome?!

Wow r103, I guess that shows that we've always gotten in an uproar about stupid shit, I thought it was a fairly new thing.